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I know. Creepy, right? | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
Only the twisted mind of my sister would find that Christmassy. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
I'm so psyched! Dad's sent us all chocolate reindeer. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
He even sent Craig one, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
which is going a bit far. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Craig's put his up there. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
He thinks I can't get it. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Unfortunately, he's right. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Hands off my reindeer! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Right, telly. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
I've circled the Crimbo shows that I'm going to watch. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
"Die Hard 6: Die Even More Hardest, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
"Terminator 7: Punching Day." | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
They're all so fighty. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh, The Little Snowman! Oh, do you like that? I love that one! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
It's a mistake! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
I meant... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
that one. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
"The Hungry Dead 4: Brain Buffet." | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
How festive(!) | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
What if we want something else? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Then, tough. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
See? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Circled. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
By the way, Holly was asking about you. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Who? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Holly. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Yeah, not bothered. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
It's her! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
I switched our numbers round! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Told you, twisted mind. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Clever though. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Holly? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
What's that? Speak up, yeah? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
I'm on stage at the moment doing my DJ set. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
What's that? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Turn around? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Yeah, yeah, sure, babe. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, Craigy! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Right, you're dead! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
NO! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-You can't have the phone! -Just give me the...! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:21 | |
Why does Christmas shopping hurt so much more than regular shopping? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-Stop, stop, stop! -Your phone is toast! -No! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Craig, Craig, what are you doing? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Getting some hot, buttered revenge. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
Just give it back. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Nice one, son. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Come on! Let's all get in the Christmas spirit, please! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Of peace and goodwill | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
and chocolate greed! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-Who wants to finish decorating the house? -Good idea. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
What about...some HOLLY? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Mm, bet you like HOLLY, don't you, Craig? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Hey, cheer up, son, it's the holidays. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
-And we all know you love the HOLLY Days! -Nice one! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh, I just nailed my shopping. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-How are you two getting on with yours? -Got you a wicked present. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
You'll never guess! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
And Dad. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
-And? -And her. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
And? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Wait, we're not meant to be getting them stuff, are we? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
Bet Craig hasn't got us anything. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Yeah. Right. As if. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Oh. It'd be nice though. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Right... Who wants to help me with the washing up? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Craig will, won't you, mate? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Craig? You're kidding, right? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
See? He never helps with anything. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Millie, help Mum. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
Is it Christmas yet? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Cos I'm not coming out till it is. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Good. But can't you make your tent on your own bed? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
But our bags are on my bed. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Oh! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Is it Christmas yet? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Oi! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
It's not fair. Me and Jake have to share a room. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
So do a lot of kids. Duck! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Not with two other girls! There's nowhere to put our stuff. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-Oh, it's not that bad. Ow! -See? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Look, it's fine! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
I've even worked furniture obstacles into my routine. Watch this. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Agh! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I meant to do that | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
It's our second Christmas here and we're still living out of our bags. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Not Jake - he's living out of a tent. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Look, Tony will get a bigger place some day. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Let's ask him now. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Ah, you have to be a bit clever about it. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Make him think it's his idea. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
We need to give him a nudge. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
A nudge, eh? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-What kind of a nudge? -Well... | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh. It's a bad case of the Man Shop Drop. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Please, don't make me go back out there. I've served my time. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
-I won't go, I won't! -Have you seen my shopping? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
I see shopping every time I close my eyes. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, you're such a drama queen. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Yeah, sorry. Hey, really looking forward to Christmas though. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Feels like we're going to be a proper family. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Ah. It does. Give or take the odd toasted phone. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
I left it in the utility room. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-Your phone? -No, my shopping. But it's not there now. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Ah, the girls are probably rooting through it as we speak! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
I was joking. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
-Are you peeping at your presents? -What? No! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Hands up, where I can see them. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Now, presents where I can see them. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-What presents? -Hm. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Have you seen my bag, Craig? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Erm, no. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
It was out there, by the recycling? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Oh, I... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
I put out all the recycling... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
and the rubbish. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
So, it's... It's not true I never help out, is it? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
What, you put it all out? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Yeah, but not my bag? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
-Yeah, I was just being helpful. -Are you serious? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, it's not a problem. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
The binmen haven't even been... | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
BIN LORRY BEEPS OUTSIDE | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
..yet. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
-FRONT DOOR SLAMS -Aar-gg-hh! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm...guessing you didn't catch them, then? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
It's too late - it's gone! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Oh, great time to be Mr Helpful! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Hang on, Sharon, how was he meant to know? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Yeah! Who leaves a bag of Christmas presents right next to the bin? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Wait. How do you know what was in it? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Mum just said it was a bag. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
I could...see, couldn't I? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Well, why did you put it out, then? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
It was... | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
It was payback. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-It was what? -It's not funny! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Yeah, it is. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Isn't it, Dad? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
What were you thinking? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
You're obsessed with getting your own back, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
-but that was well out of order. -Easy. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
You know, I do my best to see your good side, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
but I'm ashamed of you right now. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Now apologise. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
Sorry. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
At least I cleaned up. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
No, you didn't. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
You messed up. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Ouch! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Never seen Mike like that before. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Hi, mate. Erm... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Sorry for losing my temper back then. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
My bad. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I don't mind. You can lose it all you like. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Just... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Just not in front of them. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Them? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
There's no "them". We're all one big family now. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Are we? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
You know, they didn't even get us presents? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Yeah, but that's just, I mean... | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
Well, you're not bothered about presents anyways. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
No, but you know what they say, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
"It's the thought that counts." | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Where are you going? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
-To Mum's. -What for? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
For Christmas. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Yeah. Somewhere I won't get pranked and shouted at. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
It's no biggie. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
You're better off without me | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Don't say that. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
It's a biggie for me. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Here. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
They're for the girls. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
# Ding dong merrily on high In heav'n the bells are ringing | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
# Ding dong verrily the sky, Is ridd'n with angles singing... # | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
OK, nudge time! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
We need to gain control of his mind. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Shouldn't take too long. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Then implant an irresistible urge for a bigger place! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Babe, I was thinking, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
why don't we have a Christmas party? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
I dunno. Parties aren't really my thing. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
You love a good party! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
Going to them, aye, it's just giving them I'm not so keen on. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Can we please? I could do crowd surfing! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
And I could take a selfie! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Don't worry, we'll take care of everything. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
You just relax and enjoy. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Ah, why not, eh? It's Christmas! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
As long as you think we've got enough friends to fill the place. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I think we'll just manage. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
It's Christmas Eve! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
We are in our onesies and it's going to be the best Christmas ever! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
Hey! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
No, won't complain. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
So much easier without Craig in my face. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Now I can choose what we're going to watch! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I love Christmas Eve. We're all in, everyone's snuggly-wuggly | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
-and tomorrow will be perfect. -Yeah. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
And you can move back. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Wait, what do you mean? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Oh, into your old room. I packed your bag. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
But this is half my room. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
When Craig was here, yeah. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
But now that he is gone, the room fairy appears and, BING, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
I get my old room back. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
But my room's Craig's, now, with his minging trainers | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
and mouldy cereal bowls. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Did you not hear me? He's gone! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
No more annoying rap, no more worrying smells | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
and no more fighting! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Is this what no more fighting looks like? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
I might have guessed this would happen. You've had trouble sharing | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-since pre-school. -No, I haven't! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
What about when Amy Ford lost your special blanky? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
I loved Belinda Blanky! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
So, get over it! And, no, I am not going! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-Yes, you are! Stop that! -How about you move out, then? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Out of my own room?! Have you literally lost your mind?! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
There is no way that I am moving out of my own room on Christmas Eve! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Best Christmas ever(!) | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
You've been on that same sprout the last ten minutes. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Think it's peeled? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Oh, why don't you just call him? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
-Who? -Craig! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Nah, no, that's not cool. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
He's made his decision - I need to respect that. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
It's no biggie. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Is it him? What did he say? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
"All gd C." | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Well, that's "gd". | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I am going to need you to cheer up just a little bit. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Yeah, you're right. Smile on through. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Happiness is a journey, not a destination. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
This is stupid. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I don't want to sleep in Craig's cave. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Oh, no! Please, no! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Oh! It's no good, it's too big. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
I'll have to cut the top off. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Or we could drill a hole in the ceiling! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Ah! It's too late, they're here! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Right! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Who is ready to party? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:02 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
All cosy in your nice new roomy-room? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
I had to disinfect my foot! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Mmm. Craig's choccy reindeer. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-He put it out of my reach. -Well, what are big sister's for? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Good question. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
What are you actually doing? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Eating it. Want some? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
When he comes back, you are so dead. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
What do you not get about him? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
He's not coming back, he hates it here. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
It's still wrong. Just put it back. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Who are you, the voice of my conscience? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
How do you know what that sounds like? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Well, I am saving yours for Craig. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
What part of "he's gone" don't you understand? Give it back! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Now, look what you made me do! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Serves you right, greedy guts. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Fine. I'm taking yours then. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
Lauren! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-Stop it! -Give me mine back, then! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Lauren! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
Mum, Lauren stole my reindeer! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Only cos she stole mine! | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Girls! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
What is your problem? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
Your face. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Girls, that is not very Christmassy of you! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
What's gotten into you two? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Right, reindeers, now. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Oh, right, there you are. Erm, who's up for a game of charades? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Oh, me! Yay! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Come on, let's get this party started. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
MUSIC: Celebration by Kool And The Gang | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
He wants to do the selfie. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-ALL: -Selfie! Selfie! Selfie! Selfie! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Good one, Jake, yeah! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Oh, I hope Tony's OK. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
He's loving it! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
He must think the flat's small by now. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Someone should start the dancing. Come on! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Mum, wait. Stop. Seriously, stop! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh, embarrassing parent alert! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Charades - brings families together! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Bagsie not being on her team. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Good, cos I don't want you. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Right, well, I'll play with Lauren. Here, you go first. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
You're happy. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Delirious? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
-Joy? -Yeah! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Joy... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
-Joy To The World? -Yes! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
-Two minutes - that's woeful. -Yeah, like you could do better. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
-Yeah. -Come on. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
What the...? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
-ALL: -Five words. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Craig! Craig! Mate! Ah, good to see you pal! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
I knew it'd be too quiet at your mum's! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-Come on in, we're playing games! -Nah. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
You're all right. I... | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I just came to get a few things, actually. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
What for? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I might stay on at Mum's. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Well, seeing as how Millie's taken over my room and all. -But... | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
Well, for how long? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I don't know. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
See how things go, yeah? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Happy Christmas, son. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-See ya. -Night. -Cheers. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Phew. Oh... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
What a party, eh? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
We were packed in like clowns in a Mini. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
And, you know, it's got me thinking about something. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Oh, yeah? What's that? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Well, I was wondering if, maybe, we have... | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
too many friends. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Mum, do you think we fight more when Craig's not here? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Well, I think getting at him | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
does help you two stop teasing each other. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Do you think he'll come back? -Yeah! Of course he'll come back. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
He probably just needed a little break from us, that's all. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
You know, I can't wait for Christmas. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I'm probably never going to get to sleep. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
You say that every year. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Night. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Night, Mum. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
SCRAPING | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
HEAVY FOOTSTEPS | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
A BANG | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
CREAKING | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
What was that? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
THUMPING AND BANGING | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Are you OK? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Oh, yeah, sorry, just... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Just fell off the roof...again. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Satellite dishes - bane of my life. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Who are you? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Well, I think we can rule out the Easter Bunny. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
May I? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Oh! Oh, I like what you've done with the place. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Yeah, very nice. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
I only get to see it once a year, of course. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Ow! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
Sorry! So, you're really... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
real? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
I think so. What about you? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Right, three presents, isn't it? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Two girls, one boy. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Actually, he's gone to his mum's. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Oh, yes. That's right. Last minute job. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
You lot keep me on my toes, don't you? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Got any presents you want me to take over to him for you? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Oh, we didn't... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
I mean, he didn't get us anything, so... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Oh, didn't he? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
What are those then? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
"To Millie... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
"from The Craigster." | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
I'll let you into a secret, Millie. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Presents aren't what matter. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
But you're, like, Mr Presents. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Look, I'll spare you half a minute. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-Where's my mince pie? -Mum doesn't put them out any... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Oh. Bless your mum. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
She never forgets. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Mm-mm! Oh! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Paul Hollywood, eat your heart out! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Do you want my satsuma? They give me wind. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
So...why did he leave? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Craig? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
He had a fight with his dad. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
-Nothing to do with you then? -No. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Do you know what you could get him | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
that he'd really like? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
A moped? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
He'd like to be part of your family. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
You're joking! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
He says we're a waste of good oxygen. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Ho, ho, ho! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
He really does that! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
You don't have to get along with him all the time. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
That's good. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Just accept that... | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
he belongs here. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
I guess, if I can do it with Lauren then I can do it with anyone. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
But isn't it too late? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Late?! Oh, oh! I am so behind! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I've got the whole of France to do. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh, erm, one more thing before I go. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
You should take a look in Craig's wardrobe. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
That was weird. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Wait. Did I talk to...? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
No. I can't have, can I? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
It's Christmas! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Lauren! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-Leave me alone. -But it's Christmas! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Stocking! Hand it over! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Chilli sweets! One in ten blows your head off! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Right. Three, two, one... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-I'm fine. -I'm fine. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
I'm not fine! Hot! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Hot! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Listen... | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
I had a deep chat with Santa last night | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
and he says we need to get Craig back. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
If this is about that reindeer... | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
He's not what you expect. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Craig? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
Santa. He's quite...banter-y. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Banta Claus! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
This is all a dream, yeah? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
No! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Yes... I dunno. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
Anyway, Craig. It's kind of your fault that he left. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
My fault? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
You know, your Holly prank? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
You loved that! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
You're just sick that you didn't come up with it. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
OK, both of us. But it's good having him around. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Stops you picking on me. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
I don't pick on you, you little... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
We've got to get him back. SHE SIGHS | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Give me three good reasons why. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-He makes great toast. -So does a toaster. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
He has some pretty hot friends. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
Dan Taylor. OK, true. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
That's one. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
And if he doesn't come back, what's Mike going to do? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
I didn't think of that. OK, that's two. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
But that's still not enough. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
What else have you got? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
Come on. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Come on! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
-Ah, no way, from Craig. -He did get us something. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-And we said he wouldn't. -Cos we didn't. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Anyway, presents don't matter. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Are you feeling OK?! Cos that's crazy talk! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
We made him feel like he doesn't belong and he does. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
A Craig is for Christmas. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
OK, three. Can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
We can get Craig back? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
But how? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I've got a plan. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Morning! -ALL: -Happy Christmas! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Who's up for a Crimble fry up? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
Oh, me! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Shame Craig's not here though. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Yeah, he makes such great toast. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Well, who needs toast when you've got...cinnamon buns? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Oh, Mum, you're an absolute star! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-We should save some for Craig though. -Yeah. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
I wonder what Craig's doing right now? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Well, wherever he is, I hope he's having a nice time. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
He's at his mum's. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
Arg! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I'm sorry, but I really need to be with my son today. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
What on earth was all that about? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Couldn't you see you were upsetting Mike? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Great, now look! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Don't worry, Mum. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
It's all part of my plan to get him back. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Well, this better be good. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Now, Mike'll go out and fetch Craig and bring him back here! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Then we can make a big fuss of him and make him stay, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
although we still haven't got him a present. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Don't worry, Santa will provide! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Happy Christmas. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Wow! You've done well. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
And in this tiny kitchen, too! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Well, this place feels bigger now all those people have gone. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Yeah...even though it isn't. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Is it Christmas yet? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
-BOTH: No! -Oh... | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
-Yes! -It is, actually, aye! -Yeah! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
ALL: Merry Christmas! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-PHONE RINGS -It's Mike! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Finally! When are they coming home? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
"Taking Craig out to eat. Go ahead without us. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
"Kiss, kiss, M." Great(!) | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Now Mike's gone as well. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
-That wasn't the plan! -This is a total disaster! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Wait. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
How many places around here are open on Christmas Day? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
-Lauren? -On it. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
What are we going to do? Go to all of them? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Exactly! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
We've been to five places. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
That's all the open ones, I think. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Are you sure? Check again. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Turkey dippers - could be a winner. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Look, I know I'm supposed to back off, play it cool, | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
if you love something, let it go, but... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I miss you, mate. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
I want you back! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Yeah, but... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
They don't, do they? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
The girls? Yeah, they do. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
They won't stop going on about you. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Yeah, I bet(!) | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
There they are. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
-We've been looking for you all over! Hi. -Hi. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Thanks for our presents! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
No worries. Listen, I'm going to... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Craig... | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Don't you want to see what we got you? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
What's in there? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
All the rest of my stuff? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
It's my shopping! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
But the bin men took it. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
It's a Christmas miracle! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
No. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
I found it in the back of Craig's wardrobe. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
It was just a prank. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
We all jumped down his throat before he could explain. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Wow. Serious prankage respect. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
We're sorry. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
We want you back. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
It's boring without you. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
I've only got Millie to wind up and she's no challenge. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Urgh, nor is she! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Craig, come home. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
I'll only come home on one condition. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-That you move out... -What? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
..of my room...and pronto. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
OK. That was her idea anyway. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
I didn't want your smelly old room. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
I've left all your mouldy cereal bowls just the way you like them. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
So, that's settled. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
Let's go home, eh? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
Millie? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Santa? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Yup! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
You found the shopping bag, then? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
It was just where you said it'd be. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
You get round France OK? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
I thought I'd finished early! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Jokes! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
-Happy Christmas! -Happy Christmas! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Surprisingly good, this turkey ice cream! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Who was that guy? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Well, I think we can rule out the Tooth Fairy! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Ah. Now we can do Christmas properly. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
I can practically smell it. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
The tree, the presents, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
the...smoke. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
Smoke? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Oh! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
I burnt lunch! I never burn lunch! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
All right, well, maybe I did. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
Hi, Dad! Happy Christmas. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Erm, Sharon's burnt Christmas lunch. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
Can I invite them over here to eat | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
and maybe just gloat a wee, tiny bit? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Yeah, why not? It's Christmas, eh? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
And, apparently, we live in the TARDIS. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Mills? What about this for an idea? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
-Happy Christmas! -Hello! -Come in. -Hi! Come on in! -Thank you so much. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
..good for the potatoes. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
There's plenty more, so don't worry. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
This is this is good. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
I'm impressed, Tony! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
-Thanks! -Mm, really nice. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
So, erm, have you and Tony ever considered getting a bigger place? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
Oh, I haven't really thought about it. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
Oh, aye, we'll need somewhere roomier soon. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
I mean, this flat was just a stop-gap anyway. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Oh, Lauren, it's Christmas! | 0:27:57 | 0:28:01 | |
No, it's not, Mum. It's Dan Taylor! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Hi! | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Hi! Excuse me, move! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
Erm, hey, Lauren. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
It's... it's Dan here. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
You all right, babe? | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
So, there we go. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
And maybe it wasn't the perfect Christmas, | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
but it did have its moments. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
I met Santa! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
And it was a bit touch and go, | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
but now Craig's back home. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
I don't think Lauren minds too much. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Right, you're dead! | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 |