Mystic Egg Pizza Odd Squad

My name's Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is my lucky pencil.

But that's Otto and me.

We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

anything strange, weird and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

Oh, thanks for coming, Odd Squad.

What seems to be the problem?

It's my trash. Have a look.

-Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.

-What seems to be the problem?

-BOTH:

-Whoa! That's us!

-Mm-hm.

-I'd kind of like my garbage back.

-What do you say, Olive?

Do we use the Garbage-a-nator or the Trash-a-nator?

Maybe we should watch what they do.

Garbage-a-nator or Trash-a-nator?

Mm...

Trash-a-nator.

Uh-oh!

-OK.

-Garbage-a-nator it is.

-BOTH:

-Garbage!

Ooh! Hey, thanks, Odd Squad.

Oh...

what about them?

Don't look up?

Hm, OK.

There you two are. Something very odd has happened.

You remember Debbie from Debbie's Pizza Delivery?

BOTH: Of course!

Odd Squad, I need your help.

I've been delivering pizzas all day and every time

one of my customers opens up their pizza box, this happens.

Pieces are missing. It was a full pizza when I put it in there.

Who would want pieces of your pizza to disappear?

I am not normally one to point fingers, but...

Isn't that the guy who delivers egg salad sandwiches?

Yeah. It is Delivery Doug.

He is jealous of my business and he wants to ruin it.

Seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.

But Ms O, should we pay Doug a visit before we blame him

for stealing Debbie's pizza?

Either way, what are you waiting for?! Go!

Come on, Debbie.

Oh! What's that smell?

I'm guessing the vats of egg salad.

Well, well, well...

if it isn't Delivery Debbie

and agents 'Ootoo' and 'Oolavey'.

Wow, that's not even close to saying our names right.

We know you've been stealing pieces of my pizza, Doug.

Actually...

we don't know that yet.

Right, yeah. Do the whole good cop, bad cop thing.

And I didn't steal a thing. In fact, the same thing has been

happening with my egg salad sandwiches.

See?

That was whole when I put it in there.

But who would want to do something like this?

Well, I don't like to point fingers, but...

-I did not!

-Did too!

-You are so jealous of me.

Look at my successful empire.

-OLD WOMAN:

-Dougie, is everything OK?

Everything is fine, Mom.

Dougie, I'm thinking of getting a cocker spaniel.

Mom!

This is so odd.

Who would steal two pieces of pizza and two pieces of egg salad sandwich?

Maybe it has something to do with the number two.

-BOTH:

-Tommy Twosie!

I say we pay him a visit.

I say we take the Eggmobile.

You have an Eggmobile?

I do. You guys are going to love it. Come on!

You know, when you said Eggmobile, I thought it would

actually be shaped like an egg.

No, it just smells like one.

Ugh! Do the windows work?

No, but the heater does.

And so does the stereo.

Check out this new song I just recorded.

HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYS

-# Eggs

-All I really want is eggs

-# Mixing mayo in my eggs

-Mayo eggs

-# Now put it on some bre-ad

-Bread

# You heard what Delivery Doug said

# Yeah. #

-You guys all buckled in?

-OTHERS: Yeah.

So what's this Tommy Twosie look like, anyway?

Straight ahead.

This guy usually tries to make a run for it

so on three, we all jump out of the Eggmobile.

One, two...

Wait!

The only door that opens from the inside is the passenger side door.

OTHERS: Seriously?!

I never joke around about the Eggmobile.

Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop right there!

Oh, snap!

You're lucky I'm not wearing my running shoes today.

We know you've been stealing pieces of pizza

and egg salad sandwiches.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

You've got the wrong guy.

If I wanted to steal pizza...

Or egg salad sandwiches...

Sure.

I'd take two whole pizzas...

..or two whole sandwiches.

Why would I want a quarter of one? That is just weird.

What does a 25-cent quarter have anything to do with this?

I'm not talking money.

See, if you have a whole circle

and you cut it into four equal pieces like...

the way this pizza...

..and egg sandwich were cut,

each piece would be called a quarter,

or a fourth.

See, one, two, three, four quarters.

Wait a second.

The pizza and sandwich are actually missing two quarters each.

One, two. Two quarters.

Who would steal quarters of something?

I'm not one to point fingers, but...

Quarter Quinn!

To the Eggmobile!

Cool!

-Not cool.

-You know, just because it is called an Eggmobile,

doesn't mean it has to be shaped like in egg.

-It does.

-It kind of does.

THEY ALL SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER

All right, no worries.

Delivery Doug is going to cheer you guys up with some tunes.

-ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

-I recorded this one with my mom.

# My Dougie makes an egg salad on a bun... #

Odd Squad! Stop right there!

Whoa! There's nothing odd going on here. I'm just trying

to leave town as fast as possible without telling anyone.

Or maybe you're leaving because you have been stealing

-pieces of my pizza.

-Or my egg salad sandwiches?

Ew!

-I think she's talking to you.

-I really don't think so.

Guys, my name is Quarter Quinn.

When I steal things - and I'm not saying I do -

but when I do, it's only a quarter something.

Whoever did this is into two quarters, or two fourths.

-BOTH:

-Whaaaaat?

ALL: Yeah, what they said.

If you've got four equal pieces of something,

two quarters is the same thing as saying two fourths.

What if Quinn is right.

Look, one fourth here, another fourth here.

That is two fourths.

One quarter here, another quarter here.

That is two quarters. Same.

Two quarters ain't my scene.

Besides, I've been having the same problem. See?

Two quarters of this clock are missing.

But if it wasn't her, then who?

I'm not one to point fingers but...

Who's that?

Nobody cos I have no idea!

Well, whoever did this,

we're not going to find them standing around here.

Oh, no way. I am done. I'm not getting back into that thing.

I egg your pardon?

-Don't start, Doug. Honestly.

-Start?!

-You know what, Doug?

-I'll be honest with you...

-I can't deal with it.

-Deal with what?

-Hey, hey! Shh!

Look, the two pieces slid together to make a half circle.

I think you're onto something, partner.

The pizza and sandwich both had two quarters,

or two fourths, missing.

But when you put the two remaining fourths, or quarters, together

it equals one half of a whole.

Weird, the guy that sold me my pizza boxes was having a half price sale.

Very weird because the guy that sold me

my egg salad sandwich boxes was also having a half price sale.

Same goes for my moving boxes.

I don't have any boxes,

but if I did, I bet the same thing would have happened to me.

Look, all the boxes are from the same place.

I think we need to pay a visit to the...

box master.

His name is Keith.

Yeah, OK.

-To the Eggmobile.

-Ooh! That sounds like fun.

When you said Eggmobile...

Unless you're kicking in gas money, I don't even want to hear it.

But what you will want to hear is my new slow jam.

# Baby, you broke my heart

# Don't be egging me on

# I want to get back to the start... #

-You know, I actually kind of like this one.

-Yes!

I'm sorry, I had no idea my boxes were making half of everything

-disappear because they were half price.

-Yeah.

Serves me right for buying a price sticker machine from a wizard.

From now on, my boxes...

are full price.

THEY LAUGH Yes!

High-five!

Doug, I know I gave you a hard time about the Eggmobile

but thanks for driving us around today.

Thanks for saying thanks.

It's nice to see you getting along.

Yeah, maybe you two should try to work together.

-Maybe we should.

-Maybe we should.

Do you ever take a bite of pizza and think,

"Well, this is missing something"?

I guarantee you that something is an egg salad sandwich.

Which is why we are bringing you all the gooey goodness of my pizza...

And all the texture tastiness of my egg salad sandwich.

And putting them together.

# Call Delivery Debbie

# And Delivery Doug

# We've got pizza with egg salad You can eat it hot or cold

# It tastes like chunky gold. #

When we said work together,

that's not what we had in mind.

You two better start working together to get rid of all

these free egg salad pizzas they gave us.

You've got to get some egg. Are you getting the egg?

-I'm getting the egg!

-Are you getting the egg?

-Love it!

Breathe through your mouth.

# Eggs Eggs

# All I really want is eggs

-# Mixing mayo in my eggs

-Bleurgh!

# Now put it on some bre-ad

# Now you've heard what Delivery Doug said. #

I'm going to be sick.