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One of the funner things we do in Pawnee is the Easter egg hunt. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Tom hides the eggs, | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
and I have to say, he did an exceptional job this year. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
I've been searching for 25 minutes | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
and I haven't found one. And I'm an adult. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Ooh! Yeah, I forgot to do that. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Maybe Tom's trying to make this year a challenge. If so, he's succeeding. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:20 | |
I don't think a single egg has been found yet. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Let's keep looking. We're going to find one. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
'I'm going to see my mom. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
'She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
'She's my hero. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
'How do I explain her? She's...' | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
as respected as Mother Teresa, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
she's as powerful as Stalin, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-In or out, Leslie. Doorway is creepy. -Right, sorry. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Choosing in. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
So, what do you want, Leslie? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Just here to gossip, gab, chat. Stuff we do. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
But it looks like you're super-busy. And I am super-busy, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
so I shall bid you adieu. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh! That's weird. I just remembered something. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
I have my own subcommittee now. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Yeah. I'm sure you've heard something. People are talking. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
No. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
We're having a town hall meeting tomorrow at 7pm, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
at the Smithfield Community Center. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Yeah, I'm leading it. It's no biggy. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
I mean, it is. It's a big deal... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I don't know, I mean, you know... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Want to come? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Oh. Honey, jeez, you know how busy I am. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
I know. I know. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
That's why I fake-invited you. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
I'll try to be there. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
OK, so everybody's here. Let's get started. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-LOUD CLANG -Ow! -I'm sorry. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-Metal. Sorry. -It was really loud. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Subcommittee members, are we prepared for tomorrow night? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-Have you booked the hall yet? -Yes, sir. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-Ann, did you clear your schedule? -I did. I changed my shift. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Leslie, I just have to say | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
I think you might be taking this to the public a little bit too soon. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
It doesn't matter what you propose to the public, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
they might call for a vote. If they vote you down, then you're done. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
I don't care if there's going to be a vote. I have a secret weapon. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Canvassing. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Nothing better than good old-fashioned door-to-door campaigning. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
I'm not above using my expertise | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
to change hearts and minds if the cause is just. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
When I was in sixth grade, I was voted best-dressed by 87 votes. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
And there were only 63 people in my class. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Andy fell into that pit. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
I fell into that pit. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
How many more Pawnee citizens have to fall into that pit | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
before we turn it to park? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Zero. Say it. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Zero. -Zero. -100. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I've got some sunscreen for your beaks. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Tom, you probably won't need any. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
And this is our canvassing guide. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
This is going to be the script that we use when we speak with people. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
"If the person is a man, turn to page two." | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
"If the person looks like a celebrity... Example: Jack Nicholson, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
"Use this to help your pitch. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
"Example: You can't handle the pit. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
"That's why we need to turn it into a park." | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
This is really thorough. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Ann and I are a team. You too. We have even sectors. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
You have odd sectors. And we're going to win. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Win what? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Go! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
Someone's in there. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-This is going to be fun. Excited? -Yeah. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-Ready? Are you pumped up? -Yes. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Look humble...but confident. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Good afternoon. We are representatives from your local government. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
-May we speak with you about the Sullivan Street pit? -Sure. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Excellent. Positive response. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
How would you feel if we turned that pit into a beautiful community park? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
Yeah, that would be a great idea. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Good, I live in the neighbourhood, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
so I could probably tell you a little bit about... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Section three. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
OK. Um...we are having a public forum tomorrow night. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
And it would be great if you could come voice your strong support. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Tomorrow? I can't. I'm busy. Sorry. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
We understand that people are busy, but we would love you to come to... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Sorry. Good luck, though. I'm all for a park. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-Would it change if we told you that...? -She's gone. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Yeah, a park. That sounds like a really good idea. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-Great. Would you be willing to come to a town meeting and show your support? -Absolutely. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Now, is this park going to have a playground or a pool for the kids? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
How old are your kids? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
No kids. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-I'll put him down as a yes. -Don't. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Also is the park going to be at least 1,000 feet from my house? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Because, yeah, I really can't move again. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
April, please stand behind me. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
That's it. That's all that we got. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-No flier? -Nope. -OK. Thank you. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Man, this is great. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
This is so great. I love canvassing. What a great way to spend my time. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
All right, team Haverford, you guys are awesome, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
but I think I might work better as a solo artist, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
so I'm going to head out. Peace. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-He runs weird. -He really does. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
It's a good idea. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
But I'm just not sure. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
OK, which part are you not sure about? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Turning the pit into a park. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
That's kind of the whole thing. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I think this is a great idea but I can't make any forum. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-I would have to get a baby-sitter. -How old are your kids? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-Four and two. -Could the four-year-old watch the two-year-old? -OK. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Mickey! What's up, buddy? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
How's my number one sod man doing? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Here's the one, two, three of the situation. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
One - we're building a new park. Two - I'm on the committee. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
There - you're putting in the sod. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Maybe down the line, situation'll arise where you could hook me up. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Are you going to commit to coming to this forum or are you a bitch? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Yes, you do owe me. Tom Haverford. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
OK, keep going. Keep moving. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Nose to the grindstone. No means yes. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Can we stop, please? It's really hot and I'm tired. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Yeah, I'm hot too. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Let's blow in each other's faces. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-Or we could drink some water. -Let's do that. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
My house is really close by. Let's go take a break for an hour or so. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
OK. Look, I didn't want it to have to come to this, but, Ann, | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
please open the sealed envelope that's in your binder. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
This is a little something I learned from Karl Rove. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
If you want to guarantee the results of a survey, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
you design the question to give you the answer that you want. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
"Wouldn't you rather have a park | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
"than a storage facility for nuclear waste?" That seems iffy. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Don't worry. I made it all up. Yeah, that's what I mean. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Wouldn't you agree, like most decent Americans, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
that it would be a good idea to turn the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
into a beautiful community park? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Oh. Actually, no. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
I'm not really a fan of parks. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Very noisy. Barbecue smell all the time. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Would you change your mind if I told you | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
that nine out of ten meth users said the same exact thing? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
What? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
How would you even know that? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Survey. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
We surveyed crystal meth users. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
We're actually having a little town meeting tomorrow night | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
if you wanted to... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I know it sounds weird but I just don't like living near parks. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
So do you have a flier or something? I'd be happy to take it. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
You don't care about your kids if you don't support this park. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Excuse me?! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
It's... what I mean is, kids love parks | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
..and you should too. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
So if I don't support your project, then I don't love my daughter? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-I didn't... -What time is this thing anyway? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-It's next month. Forget it. -It's tomorrow night. I'll be there. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Great. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
-OK, come on. -We got one. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Am I talking to the two sexiest thighs in landscaping? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Yes, I am, cos I'm talking to Marcy. How's it going? Tom Haverford. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Kevin, your sandboxes are the best. That's why I want you involved. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
I want the best monkey bars in my park. I don't mind hooking you up. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Maybe down the line, there will be a situation where you can hook me up. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Thank you for your time, sir. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
He said some upsetting things. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I can't believe you gave him your home phone number. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Well, I'm a public servant. I need to be accessible. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
What the hell is wrong with people? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
I should show them Andy's medical bills. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-Maybe they'd have a little sympathy. -Oh, my God. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-Ann, game changer. You busted the game wide open. -How? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Andy! We need Andy. He's our symbol. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Wheel him around the neighbourhood to get sympathy. He's a cute FDR. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
-Yeah! -Yeah! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-Ron, You got a minute? -Sure, Paul. What can I do for you? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Sullivan Street park project, you fast-tracked it, right? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Yeah, absolutely. We have a public forum tomorrow. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
-OK, great. I'll be there. -Great. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
"You fast-tracked that, right?" | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Did you say something? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Nope. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
You didn't say anything to me? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Nope. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
There's a new wind blowing in government, and I don't like it. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:16 | |
All of a sudden, there's all this federal money coming in, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
and Paul, the city manager, is telling us to build parks, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
start new community programmes. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
It's horrifying. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
-Do you have, like, a nurse's costume? -Costume? Like scrubs? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Yeah, put those on. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
LOUD TUNELESS ROCK VOCAL: # Please tell me! Please tell me whyyyy... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:38 | |
# My car is in the front yard # | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Bass, come on! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
# And I'm sleeping with my clothes on | 0:09:41 | 0:09:47 | |
# I came in through the window last night... # | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-It can be tricky... -Don't. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
'Why do I want to build this park so bad? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
'Maybe because a pit filled with garbage | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
'isn't the best we can do in America.' | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
You know, in Russia they could pretend that pit was a park. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Bring their kids down there. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
"Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks. Let's pretend they're potatoes. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
"Nikolai, do you want to swim in the dirt?" | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
But not here. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
OK? Cos we're a nation of dreamers. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
And it is my dream | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
to build a park... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
..that I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
And they say, "President Knope... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
"this park is awesome. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
"Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States." | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
Leslie Knope. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Builder of parks. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
How was canvassing? Canvassing was...OK. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
But...I think we're going to have to postpone the town meeting. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Postpone? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Only for one to 90 days. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
No, you're doing this meeting. You have my full support. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
I was talking to the city manager, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
exchanging ideas. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
There's a mutual respect there. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
And, together, we have decided to fast-track your project. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
City manager? Wow! Really? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
I have to cancel this meeting. Fast-track? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Did my name come up at all? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-This meeting needs to be cancelled. -No, it's happening. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Look, just... | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Just do a good job tomorrow. We have to push this thing through. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Of course. I'll push anything through anything. You know me. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-Are you sweating through your suit? -I doubt it. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
It's a very breathable fabr... Yeah, I am. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Jerry, what's up, man? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
You're into pretzels, right? Bam! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Hit 'em up. Thanks for coming down. I got a seat for you over there. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
My top priority - getting your fences in there. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
I drove your fences the other day. I was, "That's awesome". | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
"Of course, Roy's." | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
If you're into chocolate muffins, grab all you want. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Some people may say that bringing in these contractors this early | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
is jumping the gun. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Well, guess what? Here's the gun. Here's me. Boom. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Victor Miles, | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Tom Haverford. How are you? Thank you so much for coming down. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
I want to introduce you to Leslie. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Victor Miles. -Hi. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
He's a gentleman I met canvassing. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
He also happens to be the top sod guy in Indiana. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-That's terrific. -Hey, Leslie. Hey. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
I really want you to nail this. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Don from Don's Cement, Tom Haverford. Good to see you. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Thinking of a jingle for your company. How's this? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
# Don's Cement is the best you can get | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
# Don's! # | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
-Oh, I'm so glad you're here. -Andy came too to give support. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-I have a lot of stage experience... -This will be fine, right? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
It's a park, for God's sakes. How much can they hate a park? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
A lot of them seemed to hate a park yesterday. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
April, I need you in the audience. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Wait. If the questions start getting negative, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-I need you to sell the crap out of the park. Can you do that? -Why? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Please, this is serious. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Can you do that? -Probably. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Good girl. Good girl. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Good probably. Good girl. OK. Here we go. Line up, everybody. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
My mom's here. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
My mom's here... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
My mom's here. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
No. I can't do that. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
That's illegal. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Thank you so much for coming out tonight. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
This is our first town meeting about the proposal to turn | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
lot 48 on Sullivan Street into a community park. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Yeah! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
This is going to be a train wreck. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I want my daughter to be successful. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Which is why I always tell her, | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
"There's nothing wrong with being a wife and mother." | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Now, there are many people that I spoke to | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
who are passionately in support of this idea. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
None of them were able to make it tonight, unfortunately. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
But... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
they totally exist. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
I did not make them up. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I see a question. OK. No, no. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
-No questions. -My name is Kate Speevack. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
-I remember you. -And I live in the neighbourhood. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
And I am 100% | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
against this park. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I cannot believe the department is moving forward with a project | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
without a single environmental impact study. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
And if you guys agree with me, let's take a stand! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
We are a little ahead of schedule | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
because we're holding this town hall meeting so soon. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Which I was warned about by Mark Brendanawicz, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
our city planner assigned to this project. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
So, what would he say? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Here we are. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Leslie...should I give them some background info on the site? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
Absolutely. OK. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Mark Brendanawicz knows the answer to every question. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
He's amazing and congratulations for hearing him speak. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Hi, there. Leslie might have oversold me a little bit. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Certainly did not. He's the man. He's capable of anything. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Lot 48 is... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
It's a rectangular lot. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
It's got excellent drainage | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
and it's on the corner of Sullivan and Collins. Any questions? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
-I have a comment, not a question. -Go. -It's for the guy in the casts. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Here we go. Lawrence. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Yes, yes, yes! That is Andy Dwyer. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
He is a local resident and he tragically fell in the pit. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
Yeah, I don't care about any of that. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
He's the guy that plays music all night in his garage. It's driving me nuts. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
Lawrence lives with... his grandma. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Which is pretty awesome. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
He takes care of her, I guess. But whatever. He's a douche bag. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
It's loud. It's abusive. And it's waking up my birds. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
You have birds now? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Yeah, I have birds. I have nice, pretty, expensive birds. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
And you play that music and it wakes them up. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Look, I don't work for the government. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
I do play rock 'n' roll. Guilty as charged. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
I'm in a band. It's called Just The Tip. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
And, actually, if anyone here plays bass, we need a bassist. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Yes. OK. Let's take a five-minute break, shall we? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
It is not...going well at all. It's going very poorly. OK. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:01 | |
-Like, you're crashing and burning. -Democracy's happening. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
People are talking. I mean, at least they aren't apathetic, right? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
You're right about that. They're deeply negative. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
You need to put a happy face on this, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
give me a few positive talking points. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
And whatever you do, avoid a vote. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I'm oddly attracted to Kate Speevack. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Ugh! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Before we continue, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
I'd love to just give you a little history of Pawnee. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
The city of Pawnee was incorporated in 1817 | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
when a young man by the name of Reverend Luther Howell | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
came from Terre Haute on an ox. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
He planted his flag in the ground and was met soon after | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
by an angry tribe of Wamapoke Indians, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
who, when seeing the whiteness of his skin, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
twisted him to death. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Flash forward to 1969. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Man walks on the moon. Pawnee is lousy with hippies... | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
My God, she's filibustering her own meeting. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Filibuster! Boom! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
They can't touch you if you talk for ever. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I can't speak of the future. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
But I will. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
The future of Pawnee will involve us flying around in space taxis, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
where we will communicate on watches... | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
..and blink our feelings to each other, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
rather than use words. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
And now I'd like to take a magical journey through... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
a little something I like to call The Phantom Tollbooth | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-by Norton Juster. -Excuse me, can't you read | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-that children's book on your own time? -I have the floor. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
"There once was a boy named Milo | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
"who didn't know what to do with himself. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
"Not just sometimes, but always..." | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
You know what? This is a public forum, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
which means that we all get to tell you what we think. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Well, you did already talk, ma'am. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
And I'd love to listen to someone else, someone I don't know. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
That girl, long brown hair and yellow top. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Could you tell us how you feel about this park? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-Go ahead. -Hi. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
I'm a youth in the community | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
and I think a new park is a great idea. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
And I fully support it, as would the rest of the youth in the community. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
Hey! I recognise her. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-That kid came to my door yesterday. -Oh, my God. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
They have planted people in this audience. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Unbelievable! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
We all agree that this park is a bad idea. We should just take a vote. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
OK. We will take a vote. Before we do that, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
I want everyone up, lined up behind that microphone. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
I want to hear from all of you, one by one. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
'That was brutal. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
'A couple weeks ago, I was yelling at Leslie at a public forum. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
'God, I hope I wasn't as obnoxious as those people.' | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
I wasn't, right? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
At five in the morning, every morning - beep, beep! I don't want to hear that. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
How long is this project going to take? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
That's what I want to know, what's important to me. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-I need my sleep. -Thank you, ma'am. That concludes our meeting. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
-What about the vote? -We're out of time. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
It's nine o'clock. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
But we will have many public forums in the future | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
and we hope to see you all there. Thank you so much for coming. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
'It was tough. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
'But, you know, that's Pawnee. That's democracy. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
'A lot of people want this park. You just gotta get past the negative people.' | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
But guess what? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
My subcommittee held its first town hall meeting tonight. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
God, I loved it. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
I loved every minute of it. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-Hey, park lady. -Yeah? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
You suck. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
Hear that? He called me "park lady". | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Normally I don't agree with Leslie about anything | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
but this book is awesome. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
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