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Er, has Kamil gone to Rehan's? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
You should've called me down. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Come on, Zee. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
You can't keep up this silent treatment for ever. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
I said I'm sorry about the imam. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
I wanted that water feature finished... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
..wanted to show them... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
..all those people who think we're no better than squatters... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
..I wanted them to see that we were proud... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
that we were united... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
..everything's ruined. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
You all right, Lucy? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Luce? Luce? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-Is everything all right? -Yeah. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
I'll have the water feature ready by this afternoon. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Everything back to normal - if that's what you want. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
It's too late. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
It's not. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Zee... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
..Zee, I promise I will sort this, if you'll let me. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
Please, my baby? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Baby, please? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Yeah? Yeah! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Right. OK. That's sorted. Let's get started. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I'll have it ready before it gets dark. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Let's say...four o'clock. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Yeah? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
What's the rush? It's been sitting there all weekend. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
I want to make my wife proud. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Oi-oi, what you doing? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
-Just looking. -Come on, kids, I ain't got all day. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-What is it anyway? -It's a second chance. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I thought it was a fountain. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
'Masood!' | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
What are you two doing in my front garden? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
We're not in your garden. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
I don't need your backchat, young lady. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Last thing I want is raggedy children putting their filthy paws | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
all over my water feature. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-I wouldn't touch it anyway, it's rubbish. -Come on. Come on, kids! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-Here, forgot your wallet. -Oh, right, thank you. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
And, please, can you hide those tools in the house, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
before someone steals them? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Don't worry, by four o'clock this afternoon, | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
we're going to be the talk of the Square. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Have you seen Dad? -No. -He's not answering. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
And he said he'd give me the money for that research trip next week. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-When's it due? -Today. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Oh. He's probably forgot, ain't he? Ask Nan. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
I have. She's spent everything that Mum has left her. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-Are we out of cereal? -We're out of everything. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Well, what am I supposed to eat then? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Oi. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
All right? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
No. Nan's spent all our money on fags, there's no food in the house | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
and I've gotta have 50 quid by this afternoon. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Well... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
..I can buy you a bun before I go to work? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Come on. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Oi! Oi, Michael. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Don't sweat on the coat, I just had it dry-cleaned. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
What's the story with you and my sister, eh? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
You know the story. She's my baby-sitter. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-And you usually drink a bottle of wine with your baby-sitter, do you? -If they're thirsty. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Yeah, and buy her flowers, and things like that? -Everyone loves flowers. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Listen, mate, she's had a rough time of it recently. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Last thing she needs is somebody like you taking advantage of her. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Somebody like me? How rude. I'm paying her. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-You know what I mean. -No, I don't. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-I think you're going to have to spell it out. -Find someone else, all right, Michael, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
but you leave my sister alone. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
No...that doesn't work for me. She's too good at her job... | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
but, trust me, she's in safe hands. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Lucy? Lucy! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Sorry, I'll make another and run it over. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Well, if you were serving instead of texting then you wouldn't have to. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
I wasn't texting, I was on the internet. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, well, that's all right then. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Can I have two teas and a couple of these buns, Luce, please? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Yeah, in a sec. -She messed up my order, like, twice you know. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
I hope you've got time to kill. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
There's no point even going to school if I can't pay for this trip. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, why's it so important? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Because if I don't go I'll be way behind everyone else. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
So what's this for? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
A research trip to York. The university's biology department. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
That sounds so boring. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Takeaway coffee, please. Can you make it a large one? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
So, everything's suddenly OK? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
So why didn't you show up for the imam last week? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
My marriage is none of your business. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Yes, yes. Masood's been in here banging on about it already. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-He has? -Yeah, and I told him he's barmy. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Turning on a fountain in the winter. -Especially when it freezes up. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
It's not going to freeze. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Come on, it's below zero out there, you know. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Tell him to wait until summer, all right? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
OK, don't forget, four o'clock. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
OK. Bye. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Can you please stop harassing the customers? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Well, excuse me for trying to generate some community spirit. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
The only thing you're going to be generating is an ice sculpture. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
I'm getting my coat. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Oh, Masood! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Don't panic, it's under control. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
What if it freezes? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-Anti-freeze, from the Arches. -Ah. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
If this is going to work, you've got to have a bit of faith. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
I do. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Family dinner tonight? We celebrate together? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
-Great idea. -Bye then. -Bye. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Mum's not answering either. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Listen, how much do you need? -50 quid. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Leave it to me, Shrimp, I'll get the cash. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-What did you just call me? -Shrimp. -Why? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
When you're moody your face goes all pink and screwed up, like a shrimp. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Whatever. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
-Listen, I'll sort it, all right? -How? You don't get paid till Friday. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-Neither do you - she don't need your charity. -She don't need yours either. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Can you please stop arguing? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Last thing I need is you two at it as well. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
I'll just have to try and find my dad, won't I? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
-No, no, leave it with us. -How? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
We'll sort it, all right? I promise ya. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
What, together? Are you sure? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Trust me. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
Thanks. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Erm, "Together"? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Do you want to get her the money or not? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Mum! Mum? Yo! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
-Hey, Dex. -Listen, Mum, do me a favour? -What's up? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Lend me some dough, please? I'll give it back to you next week. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-How much? -I need a fifth. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
I'll just go and pawn your laptop | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
and bring the money round later, yeah? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
You're not funny, do you know that? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
All right. We've got a better chance of getting the money | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-if we work together. -Right, exactly. Now what's the plan? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
So we've been engaged for five minutes | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-and you are already skipping a lunch date for another bloke. -I know. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Be worth it if I get the job, though. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
I am so looking forward to saving up for the wedding... | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
and the flat! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Oi-oi-oi, cut it out. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Bit of young love going on down there! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Surprised you can remember. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Watch it! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
-Right, I gotta go. I'll text you later, all right? -All right, babe. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-See you later, sweetheart. Take care. -Good luck with the interview. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
I thought she already had a job? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
Yeah, she's looking for extra work over half term | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
cos we're getting a flat. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Getting a flat...? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Listen, for what it's worth, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
what you don't want to do is make it anything too serious. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
She's a beautiful girl... | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
she's gorgeous, in fact, but, Tyler, you should be still out there, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
footloose and fancy free...sharing the love, you know what I'm saying? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
ALFIE CHUCKLES | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Well, obviously I've said... -Nothing, it's cool. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
What's the matter? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
We're, erm... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
..we're engaged. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
Brilliant! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
OK...hashtag awkward. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
That's brilliant. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
What did I just say? What I said, were just words. It was rubbish. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
In fact, they weren't even... I'm embarrassed. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
I love marriage, I believe in marriage - | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
you've only gotta look at me and Kat. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
-Actually, don't look at me and Kat cos that's rubbish... -Oi, Alfie? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
-Dying of thirst here, mate! -Back to work. I'm proud of you. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Look at you getting engaged, eh?! A big boy now, ain't ya! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-All right, gents? -All right, boys. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-I've got an opportunity for you. -You two are supposed to be at work. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
We're on lunch, innit? We're not all skiving. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
So, you want to make some money or what? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
We got a game at the Arches, two o'clock. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
What kind of game? Hopscotch? Twister? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
You crack me up, old man. Actually, it's poker. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Listen, I'm not sure how Phil would feel about you gambling on the job. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-Well, he's not here, is he? -But he's got eyes in the back of his head. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Yeah, two of 'em are right here. -There you go. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
You're not a grass, are ya? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Look, two o'clock. Arches. Yeah? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Oi. Poker?! You said this was foolproof. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Bruv, you've played before, innit? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-Yeah, a little bit. -Don't worry, I'm an expert. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
-Whit? -Yeah? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Have you got a sec? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
What is it? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-It's probably stupid. It's just... -What is it? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Two seconds. Excuse me? Are you Marcus? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh, right, brilliant. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Right, I've got a really important meeting. So, I'll talk to you later? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
All right? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-Yeah. -What's the matter? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Nothing, it's OK. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
All right, I'll have a coffee then, please, Luce. Strong one. Thanks. Ta. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
All right, Al? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Yeah, sorry, I can't chat, I've got to get back to Michael's. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-He needs to be in the office before one. -How's it all going? All right? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-Yeah. It's good. It's great. -Not really a career, though, is it, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-looking after a little kid all day? -Yeah it is. Loads of people do it. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Yeah, yeah, course they do. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Compared to somebody like me, you're, like, a genius, ain't ya? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Don't you want something a bit more challenging for you? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Why the sudden interest? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I just think you could be doing a bit better, that's all. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
You've got a brain in there, should be using it. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Well, I'm enjoying myself, so... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
All right. Well, I just don't want you to waste any time. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
That's really sweet, Joey, but I'll be fine. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
I need to go, Michael'll be wondering where I am. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Masood? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Oh, he's in the kitchen. Wouldn't let us go near it! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
I brought you some lunch. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Ah, well. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-OK, thank you. I'm nearly done. -Really? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Yeah. You didn't have to come and check on me, you know. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
I was not checking up on you... OK, I was checking up on you. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I was just about to head over to the Vic, get us a bit of a crowd | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
but first... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
..ta-da! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-Oh! -See? What do you think? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-It's a bit over the top, isn't it? -Zee? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
I think it's wonderful... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
and I am so proud of you. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
You know, I really can't wait for everyone to see it! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
So, whoever wins, Abi gets the cash, yeah? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Yeah, but we still need to find another player first. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Bruv, is it my fault that no-one round here don't want a bit of fun? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
"Fun"? Think that's my cue. I hope we're not playing for matches. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
No. Straight cash. Up front. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Uh-huh. What you got? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
And you've both played before, yeah? I don't want to take advantage. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
You should be so lucky. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Listen, I've played loads. You got no chance, son. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
So, I'll deal - You're on smalls, you're on bigs. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
He's used to smalls. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Slacking off? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Day off to get the house sorted. We don't all have cleaners on tap. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
Neither do I - just get the babysitter to do it! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Oi, that is my niece you're talking about. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Hello! I'm sorry. Excuse me? I'm sorry to interrupt. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
I just need a favour, that's all. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
We are unveiling our water feature today | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
and I would really appreciate it if you could all be there. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
A water feature? In February? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
I know. Look, it means a lot to Zainab, she's been wanting one for ages. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
I want to make it really special for her. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Like, a proper ceremony. So it's at four o'clock. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Yeah. Four o'clock? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
No. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
OK. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
No, sorry, I've got to get the kids their tea. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh, look, I know it sounds ridiculous | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
but it'd mean a lot to me if you could be there. Please, Alfie? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Mate, no promises, let me see what I can do | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
but, if it's numbers you need, I shall put the word about. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Thank you very much. I really, really appreciate it. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-Four o'clock? -Four o'clock. -Four o'clock. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Who does Zainab think she is? The Queen? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Sending him round like some sort of lackey. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Yeah, he loves her, don't he? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
He is an idiot. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
Michael ain't Alice's type. He's old and creepy. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Right now, Lauren, I want to go round there and sort him out, don't I? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Yeah, and you're going to look like a psycho | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
and she's going to hate you for ever. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
I'm serious, though, why would she go for Michael? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Imagine waking up to that smile every morning. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Shut up. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-See? You're being ridiculous, Joey. -Yeah, I know, Lauren. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
It's just, he just wound me up, you know? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Well, don't let it get to you | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
cos even if he is a letch, she ain't going to go there, so don't worry. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
You just need to stop moaning | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
and why don't you just come round to my house? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
I've got a free house. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Yeah? I could take your mind off Michael. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
But first I need to go ask my dad for some money. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
DAD! Dad? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Hey, Max! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
Dad! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
Boys, I'm out. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
All in. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
Confident. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Born like that. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
I'll see you. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Relax... | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
..full house. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
Four of a kind. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
You muppet. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Hey. There's quite a crowd out there. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-Tamwar's on his way but we'll have to get started. -You happy? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
We can't keep them waiting! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Hello. Thank you all for coming. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Zainab and I think it's very important | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
to take pride in your family | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
and in your home, so I've been working really hard | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
on getting something together that symbolises this. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
So we hope to lead by example and inspire you all to do the same. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:15 | |
OK? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
-Great then. Allow me to do the honours. -Actually, can I do it? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
-Right, are we ready, everyone? -ALL: Yes! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Are you sure? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Here we go. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
ALL: Hurray. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
Look at the state of it! LAUGHTER | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Is it supposed to do that? | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-What is happening? -I don't know. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
I didn't think pink was your colour, Zee! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
-What have you done? -Don't blame me. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
-You promised that everything would be perfect! -Zee... | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Just turn it off, turn it off! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
You two! Did you do this?! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Leg it! -You... -Zainab... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
-You come here! -Zainab, just leave them! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I will not be publicly humiliated by those vile children! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Come here you two! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
-How have you lost all your money? -Cos he kept raising me. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
-Don't blame me, I thought you had better cards. -We were supposed... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-I was psyching him out. What was you doing? -Will you guys stop it! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I'll just have to miss the trip and fail the module. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
HAMMERING ON DOOR All right! Oi, I'm coming! What? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-Where are they? -Who? -Where are they? -What's all the racket? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Your children - they just humiliated me in front of half the Square. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Kids. Get down here. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
We spent weeks getting that water feature ready, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
and now it's full of pink bubbles! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Zainab, let's just leave it now, please. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
If you two were mine, you'd get a good hiding. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-They're not yours so shut your mouth, Zainab. -What have you done? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-It doesn't matter. Come on, let's go home. -Everything is ruined now! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
They're not the ones making a scene right now. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-We put pink bubble bath in the fountain. -Why? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Cos she said we had filthy paws. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Oh, well, think that makes you just about even, don't it? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-I want them grounded for a month. -Don't tell me how to raise my kids. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh, "raise"? Is that what you call it? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-I thought animals were REARED. -That's it, get out! -Right. Get out! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-Come on, let's go. Let's go. -Let go, Masood! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Are we in trouble? -Did you use all the pink bubble bath? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Good. I hated that stuff. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-I'm sorry. -Just go home. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Move. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
-Didn't you find Dad then? -What does it look like? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
I did see him on the Square earlier and he was acting really weird | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
cos it was like he was avoiding me. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
-Why would he be avoiding us? -Dunno. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
Why don't you go round to Jack's? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
See if he's there and we'll try and find out what's going on. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Why don't you find out? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Do you want the money or not? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
DOOR CLOSING | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
-You're early. -Yeah, I worked late the other night | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
so Michael made it up to me | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
AND he gave me a 50 quid bonus. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Told me to go and treat myself. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
What d'you think? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
What, he's buying you presents now, is he? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
No. I bought it. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Alice, I don't want you working for him any more. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
-What? -He's a creep and I don't want him near you. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
So all that career talk had nothing to do with me at all? Did it? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
It's because you've got a problem with Michael. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
It just ain't right, Alice. Wine and bonuses and things... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
-Is this because he's treating me like a grown-up and not a kid? -No. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
It's because he's taking advantage. That's why. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
In what way? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Why have you always got to see the worst in people, Joey? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-Look, first thing tomorrow I'd like you to quit, please. -No. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Alice...yes. -No. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
I like my job and I like Michael. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Get over it. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
You were supposed to call me. How'd it go? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Waste of time. Six-week contract so I'd have to give up the nursery. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
-Something else'll turn up. -I want to get our own place. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-It'll happen, babe. -I really miss us living together. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Me too. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
But you know what Bianca said, there's not enough room, is there? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Where is she anyway? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Oh, she's gone down the Vic. Left me with the kids. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-Why don't we take them down there, tell everyone the news? -Not yet. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Come on, this is ridiculous! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
This is supposed to be one of the most exciting times of our lives | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-and we're stuck in here. -I know. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
I told you, I want us to get our own place. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
-We have to prove we're serious. -We are serious. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
-We don't have a ring yet. -I'm saving up, ain't I? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I know you are. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Look, the thing is if we told anyone before then, | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
people might not take us seriously. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I want to be able to show them this is for ever, you know? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Yeah. I guess you're right. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
-If Alfie thinks we're too young, everyone... -Alfie? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-I mean, that's probably what he'd be think... -You told Alfie? -No. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-Tyler. -OK, yes. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-Tyler, you promised. -It just came out. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
-Bianca and Carol are down at the Vic! -He won't tell no-one. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
You told him it's private, did you? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
-I'll go over there now. -Yeah. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Luce, couldn't give us some change, could you? Some five-pound notes? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
Sure. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
-That was a 50. -Oh, sorry. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Are you sure you're OK, darling? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
You just seem a bit all over the place today. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
I'm fine. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Come on, Lucy, tell me what's happened? Is it your dad? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Is Bobby all right? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Luce... | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
..come on...tell me. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Erm... | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
..I was in the shower this morning... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
and I found a lump... | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-..I don't know what to do. -Oh, sweetheart. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:32 | |
There you go, darling. Thanks very much. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Thought I'd hang around and give you a lift, | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
which is a good thing, seeing as you lost all your money! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Weren't even my fault. It was that Jay. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
You know what, him, he's as dumb as a box of spanners, you know that? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Dexter! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-Have you tried Jack's? -Yeah, no-one's home. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-You looking for your dad? -Yeah. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
I saw him this morning coming out the B&B. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Maybe he's gone back there, Abs. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
Well, why would he be staying at the B&B? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
I don't know, I'm just saying. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
-All right, thanks. -All right, darling, see you later. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
-All right? -Yeah, I will be when I've had a drink. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Is something wrong? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Just had Zainab round shouting the odds. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-Zainab? -Yeah, Zainab, why? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
No reason. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
Hey, here he is, Bianca, your future son-in-law! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Nice one, mate, don't forget I owe you a drink, | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
and your beautiful fiancee of course. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-So, where is Whitney, then? -What did you just say? -Thanks, mate. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
Thanks a lot. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Get you the keys. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Who's going to take it? You? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Have you seen my dad? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
-Oh, I think he's upstairs. -Which room? -Room four. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Now, I think I've given you everything. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Down the corridor and to your left. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
OK. Enjoy your stay. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
Abi. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
I'll run some more water through it, it'll be fine. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
It won't be "fine," none of this will be "fine"! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
If we stay calm and we fix it, it'll be working properly tomorrow. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
What does it matter what we do, Masood? Everything is ruined. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
-People are laughing at us. -You're being oversensitive. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
You promised me that everything would be perfect! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
-Well, it's not my fault! -All I ever get from you is empty promises. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
What? I have been working really hard all day | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
-to try and make this a success for you. -And you failed! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
-Like you do again and again... -Oh, I NEVER had a chance, did I? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
-This isn't about your stupid water fountain! -Yes, it is! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
No, Zee! No, it's not! It was about us... | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
..but no matter how hard I try it's always about you, isn't it? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
-Never about us, never me. -About me? Don't you dare... | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Who was left sitting here with the imam, by herself, all Friday night?! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
But you never asked me, did you? Never asked me why? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Never asked what was going on with me, did you? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
No, I just get the SILENT treatment all weekend. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
I had to sit there with a smile on my face | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
and come up with some RIDICULOUS cover story | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
-as to why YOU couldn't make it... -You're just not listening! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
I was thinking and focussing about our marriage. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
What were you doing, sitting down the pub?! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Masood, just come back inside. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Why? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
In case our neighbours see what kind of disaster our "perfect" family is? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Just stop this... | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
You're so concerned about what everyone else thinks | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
you can't even face what's going on! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Every day I struggle to make a better life for this family | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
and all you do is drag us down. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
You can't... You're just not LISTENING to me! | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Yet again we are the laughing stock of the Square! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Yet again it's up to me to pick up the pieces! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
You're not listening to me! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Ask me why I didn't come and see the imam, Zainab. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:01 | |
Go on, ask me! Ask me! Go on, ASK me! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:06 | |
-Ask me why I didn't come home! -Masood! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Ask me, Zainab! | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
ASK ME! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
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