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Didn't I make it upstairs? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
I'll get you a coffee. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
You're an angel. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Bang that down in one, girl. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Morning! Oh! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
You're back, then. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
She certainly is. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
You two celebrating, were you? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
She got Brahms with Sharon last night. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Sharon? That must have been a bundle of laughs(!) | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
We just had a couple of drinks. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
A couple of bottles, each... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Hiya! Where is he? Who? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Birthday boy. Dad! Oh, yeah, it's today, ain't it. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Yeah, where is he? He's still in his feather. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Brilliant, gives us a chance to sort out what we're going to do. Oi! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Morning, love. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I just thought, like, we could get all his old mates | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
from Billingsgate and Canning Town and have a big party tonight. He never had any mates. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
I can't really do tonight, I've got this lager promotion thing. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Did you get Sharon home all right? Yeah. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Should have left her to stagger back by herself. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Ah, did she take her friendship bracelet back? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Oh, before you go, me and your mum are making a few changes round here. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
She wants her living room back, so you'll have to share with Shirley, I'm afraid. What?! Why? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
So your grandad can have your room. Why can't he have Johnny's room? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Because Johnny and Lee are already sharing. Listen, it's not open for discussion. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
My name's above that door and all, you know. I'm entitled to me own room! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
You'd better not snore. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Did you get Dad's present? It's in the passage. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Why did you get him a present? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
He never got you any when you were kids. Cos he's our only dad | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
and it might be his last one, for all we know. Here's hoping... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Do you know what, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
I hope when you're old, your kids don't bother with you either! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Hold up, hold up. Listen, we'll have a little party this afternoon. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I don't want the gaff filled with fishmongers and geezers who look like they're brown bread. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
All right, so, Teen, you're on the decks, Shirl, you're... No, I've got plans. What plans? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
I have got a life, you know. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Before you say anything... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
I don't need a lecture from the former alcoholic. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Your coffee's there. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Thanks. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Babe... Come here. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
What would I do without you? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Calm it with those balloons... Sh, he'll hear us. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
You sh. Right, we open the door and we all burst out with "happy birthday", all right? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
Hold up, hold up a minute, we don't want to frighten the life out of him. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
He'll be fine. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
ALL: Happy birthday! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh...you remembered... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
That's from all of us, that is. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
What am I gonna do with a ruddy great thing like that? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
What are you talking about? It's a Billingsgate clock. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Going to whack it up in the pub. Oh, I see. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
It's supposed to be for my birthday, but really it's for your boozer. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
I thought you'd like it, Dad. It's old. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
No, it's very nice. I'm touched. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
I don't go a lot on birthdays. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Well, you best start going on birthdays. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Cos we're throwing you a party! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
What? Oh, you don't want to make a fuss for an old man like me. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
We want to make a fuss of you. You're going to get spoilt. Oh, well, if you insist, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
better just go along with it... | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Happy birthday, Dad. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
Happy birthday, Grandad. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
You don't mind about this party, do you? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
No. No, it's fine. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
How's your nut? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Getting there. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
So what was you and Sharon shouting about last night? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Shouting? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Yeah. You was going at each other like a couple of alley cats. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, God, that...that was nothing. That was wedding stuff. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:43 | |
She wants doves released during the ceremony... | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Can you believe it?! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Doves! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
She's no Cinderella and he's definitely no Prince Charming. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Oh, Vicky and Spencer can't come. They send their love. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Oh, and I had a row with Linda last night. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
You know, she can turn into a right shrew when she's had a few. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I'll have to talk to her, put it right. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
I can't believe I drunk so much. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I don't even remember getting home... | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Nancy walked me back.. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh, no... What? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Nothing... Nothing, I was... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
I was just going to ask Linda to be my bridesmaid. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
And now it'll just be Roxy. Do you think one's enough? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
It's up to you. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Don't I get a kiss goodbye? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
You've already had one this morning. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Look, there's a blade of grass there you probably haven't sniffed yet. Yes... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Phil! Morning! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Phil! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
I had Tina on the phone first thing talking about a celebration for your dad. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Got excited for a minute, thought he might be dead. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
It's nothing to do with me. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I've made a trifle. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
With any luck he'll choke on it, if Lee doesn't nick it first! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
All right? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
No, I'm not all right! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Shirley told me about you and Ben. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
I wanted to tell you... Then why didn't you? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Because Ben made me promise not to! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
You lied to me, Jay - you lied to my face, didn't you? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
He's my mate. Yeah, and he's my son! Now, where is he? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I don't know... Don't... Not today, Jay. Don't muck me about. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Now tell me - where is he? I don't know! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
I haven't seen him since Easter and I've only ever met up with him twice! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
I swear that's the truth. Now, you should have come to me straightaway. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
After everything I've done for you. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Now get out. Go on, get out! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Cos I don't want to see your face again. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, Trace, see who that is. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, after you've taken them lot, be a love and nip to the shop. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
There's a list on the kitchen table. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Why can't you go? Cos I'm busy. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
So am I. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
I ain't come for any trouble, I just want to see Stan... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Sharon? Linda, look, about last night.... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Nancy, could I have a quick word please? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Here! Hang about... where do you think you're going? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I said, I just want to see Stan. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Yes, but... Listen, things ain't been the same between us since the trouble | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
with my Rainie and your Mick. I just want to say I'm sorry, that's all. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
I think I might have said something I shouldn't have last night... | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh, what? About my mum kissing Dean, yeah? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
I want you to forget it... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I can't. Nancy, she'll kill me if she finds out I've told you. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I'm actually a little bit more worried about my mum cheating on my dad, Sharon! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Look, please. Please don't say nothing. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
What did she want? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Nothing. Something about doing shifts at the Albert. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I told her I weren't bothered. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Can I help you? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I doubt it. You can't come up here... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, take no notice of her. Come and sit down. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Oh, you're his friend, are you? Should have guessed. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Should have known from the look of you. How do you mean, "the look of me"? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
I know your type - batting your eyelids | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
and wiggling your backside to get what you want. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Oi! Come back here! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Oh, ignore her. I do. Who is she? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Ex-wife's sister. She's a pain. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
What brings you up here? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
I've come to apologise. All that I said about Mick. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I was wrong. So... Here's a peace offering. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:40 | |
For your birthday. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
What have you got here? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
I was just passing Billingsgate. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Don't you go thinking I went there special. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
It's a sea bass! You little corker. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
We'll put him in the fridge. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Best birthday present you could have given me. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
Friends again? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
Yeah, friends again. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Stick around - we're going to have a party later. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I dunno, Stan, I'm not feeling my best. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
I've got an eye infection. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Nonsense, you look gorgeous. Here...they bought me Big Ben. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
They're pushing the boat out, ain't they? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Have you been hinting at a life insurance or a will? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
They value me. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
If I'd have known she was the one bad-mouthing Mick, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
I'd have chucked her out! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Well, maybe having her around will make the old man more bearable. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Why are you cutting them in triangles? It looks nice. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Makes them too fiddly to eat. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Just cut them in half, give people something to hold on to. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
And look at that... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
you call that pickle? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Are we going to get some time alone before this party? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Could you at least try and make a bit of effort? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
All right, Dean... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Dean! Make yourself useful and make some space in the living room. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
You can take these chairs in. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Charming - put me to work as soon as I get here! Oh, come on! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
All right, Nance? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Oi, what's Dean doing here? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
He's allowed to be here - he's family. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Wait a minute... | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
What's with the attitude? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I ain't got an attitude. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
What's the matter with her? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
I've no idea. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Not now, Shirl. So is this it? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Last night you couldn't get enough of me and today I'm the plague. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
I'm thinking about what needs to happen. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Between us? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
With Sharon. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
You know what needs to happen. She stole from you. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
It's complicated. No, it's not, Phil. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Yes, it is. Because I still love her! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
You don't know the meaning of the word. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
How much has she got from you? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
How much more is she going to fleece from you... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
and you sit there and you say that you love her! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
What was you expecting, Shirl, eh? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
You didn't seriously think we was going to get back together, did you? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
You was there, nothing else. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Drop dead. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Shift up, baby. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I know you don't want to share with Shirley. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
It's just... there's no way around it. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I just don't want the old boy sleeping on that camp bed. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
I'm not even that bothered about it. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
So what was all that about with your mother? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Is it cos she went to stay with your nan? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
It's been tough for her, the last couple of weeks. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Just try and give her a squeeze, yeah, you know? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
She's back now, so... It's not that. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
What is it, then? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Sometimes I just wish it was how it was, with just the five of us. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
You feeling a bit, like, crowded? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Something like that. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Yeah, I know what you mean. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Don't take it out on your mum, though, cos they're my family. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
She's had a lot to put up with, what with my dad and Shirley. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
And Dean. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Dean? I thought you got on with him. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
You do, don't you? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Yeah, guess so... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Right, well, just take a breath, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
get your nut in gear and then | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
come back upstairs and grin and bear it with the rest of us, please. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Give us a kiss. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Pop... | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
when you're old, you can come and live with me. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Ah...Nancy! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
You little melt. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Ruddy fish, stinking everything out. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
I'm teaching my grandsons life skills. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Right, so you get behind this fin here, cut through the head, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
like that, slip him round and do the same thing the other side. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:11 | |
You have to sort of break the bone. That's it. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:22 | |
Yeah, Grandad, that's very impressive. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Then we turn it round this way. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Cut through, down to the tail, to release the belly. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
Oh, that's rank. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
And then you can pull all the guts out like that. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Dean, get off! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Next thing you want to do, is, using the backbone as a guide, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
cut through, right down, to make the fillet. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
And the same thing, the other way up. And there we are. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:58 | |
Right, that's enough of this caper - let's get this party started, eh! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Lee, Johnny...get the rest of the grub, take that next door. Thanks, Dean. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Dean, couldn't do me a favour? Couldn't sort the music out? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
If Tina does it, we'll end up doing the conga. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
And we can't have that, now, can we? No. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
I just had a chat with Nancy. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
She's feeling a little bit overcrowded. Has Dean upset her? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Dean? No, I don't think so. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Well, let's just keep an eye on her, all right. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
We'll make the effort. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
You all right, Cora? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Yeah. You keeping all right? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
Don't keep him in here too long. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
There's plenty of grub wanting eating. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
You've got a good lad there. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Yeah, the best. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
So what's the story with you two? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Fooled you into thinking he's a human being, has he? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
I don't fool easily. What's your game? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
Maiden aunt who hangs around like a bad smell? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
That's about it. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Only thing I could stomach about her was her trifle. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Don't go thinking I made it for you. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I know how much the family love it. My family, not yours. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
If it wasn't for Tina railroading everyone, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
they wouldn't be bothering with you. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Still using that bowl, are you? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
It was my mother's. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Heirloom, ain't it? Yeah, very nice. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
(You'll pay for that!) | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
Leave it! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
That was a bit harsh, wasn't it? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
Served her right. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
She should have kept a civil tongue in her head talking to you. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
I can fight my own battles. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
Shame about the trifle. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
You're a very lucky man, having your family round you. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
It's taken long enough. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
This could be my last birthday. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Well, if it is, we'll raise a glass or two to you, at your wake. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
You can have one drink. Nah, my shift starts in three hours. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
But it's a party. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
I'm fine on orange juice, babe. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Right, I'm not drinking, then, if you're not. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Oh, no, don't be silly. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Look, I really need to talk to you... | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
What about? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
# Happy birthday to you... # | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Oh, you don't need to go to all that... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
# Happy birthday to you... # | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Where's Shirley? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
# Happy birthday, dear Stan | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
# Happy birthday to you. # | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FROM PUB | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Oh, I love this! Big old family parties. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Shame Zsa Zsa ain't here. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Well, let's see what happens with the next one, eh? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
I wanted to tell you when we were alone. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
But... | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
I'm pregnant. Oh! Already? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
I did a test this morning. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
And I was going to wait for the right moment, but... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Don't tell anyone yet, all right... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Everyone...we're pregnant! Sorry! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
What? Congratulations! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Oh, that's good news, ain't it? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
Shotgun Godmum! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Well, what's happened? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Where are you going? Ask Phil. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
You don't have to leave. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I'm not staying here. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Sharon, can you give us a minute, please? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
I'm sorry...all right? You don't have to go anywhere. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
Yes, I do. Jay, can you blame me, eh? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Can you blame me for being angry? I'm going to Abi's. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Look... I need to know where Ben is, so if you've got an address or anything... | 0:20:39 | 0:20:44 | |
So that's why you're apologising? It's nothing to do with me, it's all Ben. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
No, it's both of you. But I need to know where he is, I need to know he's OK | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
and I need to speak to him. Cos I think I can help him. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
I haven't got an address, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
but I've got a phone number. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
I won't tell him it's come from you. All right? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
I've forwarded it to you. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Thanks. Whatever. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Ben? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
It's Dad. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Right, come on. Family photo. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
I want everyone in it who's a Carter! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
What about Tosh? Well, she can take it. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Dad! My birthday, my rules! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Come on, boy, get yourself round here, come on. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Coming round... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I'm guessing your daughter followed you onto the game. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
That the best you can do? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
I heard she was a druggie as well. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Was that her way of coping with you as a mother? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
If you want to keep those teeth in your mouth, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
you'll shut up about my daughter. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Don't get comfortable, love. I play the long game... | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
and I always win. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Dean...get closer to Linda. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Oi-oi! All right, Shirl! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
In the picture! We're not taking no for an answer! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Just take it! Get in! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Right everyone... say tarts and vicars... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Tarts and vicars! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Shirl? Guess what? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
What? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
We're pregnant! Me and Tosh! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
If that's what you want. You could at least try and be happy. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
Just make sure the surname's Carter. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Do you know what? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
Given time, I reckon you and him could sort things out. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
You think? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
Yeah, well, bet you never thought you'd be posing in a family photo with Dad, did you? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
Oh, what's that for? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Cheaper than a card. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
You don't want to waste kisses on him. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
It was a one-off. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
He caught me in a sentimental mood. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Seeing everyone together... takes me back. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
I know you think there weren't good times but I remember a few. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
When I was on leave from the navy. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
You, me and your mum having a giggle. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
No...I don't remember. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
He smashed my trifle bowl earlier. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Just picked it up and dropped it... | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
cos that's the kind of evil, nasty man he is. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Well, I don't need to tell you that, do I? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
I don't want to get involved. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
No. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Well, you've obviously got other things on your mind. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
That bald bloke, is it? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I've never stopped caring about you, Shirl. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
I've made a fool of meself... | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
I gave him what he wanted and now he's shutting me out. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
You letting him get away with it? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
He hurts you, you hurt him back ten times harder. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
You learn anything from your Aunt Babe, you learn that. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:49 | |
AS MARILYN MONROE: # Happy Birthday to you... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
# Happy Birthday to you... # | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
She's a dead ringer! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
This is worse than the torture simulator they had in the Army. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
# Happy Birthday, Mr Stan... # I'm never going to forget this... # Happy Birthday to you. # | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
Bravo! Very good! I think I preferred it when we weren't talking to her. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:18 | |
No, look at the old boy, look...she makes him happy. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
We don't have to start calling her Nan, do we? You don't think they've done it, do you? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
That was a beautiful little kissagram routine there, Cora... | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
You enjoyed that didn't you? Hey? Right, I'd like to... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
I'd like to say a few words. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Now, it's been a long time since we've all been together, like this. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
And I have to admit, I never thought it'd happen. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
I'm going to be straight with you, I never thought I'd want it to happen. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
But you know what? It has... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
..and it's lovely. Hear, hear! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
I want to congratulate my boy, my clever boy - look at him! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Clever boy, passing his exams. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Give him a little round of applause. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Beautiful! I'd like to congratulate the girls, with their baby. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
Yeah! Yeah! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
So let's raise our glasses to that strange-looking geezer over there - look at him, look! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:11 | |
Happy 80th! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Could I just stop you there? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
I told everybody it was my 80th so that I'd get a bigger present. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
Actually, I'm 77. I knew it! I knew it! You cheeky old fart! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:29 | |
Hey. I've got you a little something. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I know we've been on a bit of a bumpy ride but I wanted | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
to get you something for the wedding. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Well, it's just a gesture really... | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
to show you I love you. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Because I do love you, Phil. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
It's a bit crowded in there, isn't it? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Well, everyone seems to be enjoying themselves, though. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Are you? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Oh, Dean, there's no need to clean up. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
You really don't need to pretend on my account. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
I know all about you two. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
What are you talking about? There's nothing to know... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Sharon told me about the kiss and I've been watching you. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
You clearly can't keep your eyes off each other! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
That's ridiculous! Look, it's not what you think... | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
You need to forget about this. If your dad finds out, he'll... | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
He will kill both of yous, yes. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Look, I've dealt with it, OK. It was nothing. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
Your dad really doesn't need to know. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Please, Nancy. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
You do like them, don't you? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
I can't wait to marry you. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Hello, I'm Riz Lateef with your 90-second update. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Oscar Pistorius has been cleared of murder. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
The athlete sobbed when the judge said prosecutors had | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
failed to prove he meant to kill girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
But the judge decided he used excessive force and will rule | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 |