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-WOMAN ON RADIO:

-'It's cold and it's breezy

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'and there's a potential still for a few sharp showers.

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'So that's how it's looking. Get those woolly jumpers out.'

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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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HORN BEEPS

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HORN BEEPS

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RADIO PLAYS

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Ah, lovely.

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Ooh, er, chuck us something for the missus' breakfast, will you?

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MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY

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Hang on. Hang on.

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Thank you.

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Salmon. That's posh, eh?

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Thank Uncle Rudy and wish him Happy New Year.

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-Good to see things ain't changed in Walford.

-No.

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HORN BEEPS

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-Morning!

-Morning.

-Morning!

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-I think I'll give it another press, that collar ain't right.

-Erm, where's me best man?

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Don't tell me, still in his feather.

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I don't know. I ain't sleeping with him, am I?

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-Erm, you girls going to go and see Linda?

-There's not much point really,

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they're all doing make-up and hair and stuff, we're not exactly going to be useful, are we?

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Well, I could help. Why couldn't I help? Cos I'm a lesbian?

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-No, because you're wearing a cat bobble hat.

-LAUGHTER

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You seen the thing Elaine's calling a hat?

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-Size of a satellite dish.

-We'll go over in a bit, all right?

-Thank you.

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Go and show her a little bit of support and tell her I love her and all that game.

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-Tell her you love her yourself.

-Well, I've told ya, I'm not seeing her till the wedding.

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-We're going to, you know, do it old school.

-Oh.

-What, after four kids?

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Yeah, after four kids.

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-Where's your sense of romance?

-I'm romantic!

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Nah, nah, where's everyone's sense of romance today?

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It's a new year, it's a new start.

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-Everything's going to be cushty.

-Don't worry about Dean.

-What?

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-Yeah, look, it's been days, I doubt even he would...

-Look, I don't want to talk about him.

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I don't want to hear his name in this house today.

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Do you understand me? Yeah?

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Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go and smash the khazi to pieces.

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ALL GROAN

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Have fun at the parade and...

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-Bobby, be good.

-Bye Mum!

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I'll see you later.

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HE SIGHS

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I know this is the last thing we need,

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but...she couldn't very well go to Sharon's, could she?

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No. Look, it's fine. She's your mate. It's her wedding day.

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It's going to be a good day, let's just try and enjoy it.

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Johnny's not coming, he's been throwing up all night and missed his flight.

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-Oh, no!

-What's he like? Where's his priorities at?

-He's sick,

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he wouldn't want to spoil your day. Don't let it upset you.

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He said he'd meet us in Italy. You know, come over for the honeymoon.

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Oh, well, you'll really get to catch up then.

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Today'll be too manic. You know, you'd hardly get to speak to him. Trust me.

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Right, come on, we're on a tight schedule, let's get some breakfast in you.

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Oh, I'm too nervous to eat anything.

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Come on. It's just a bit of hair and make-up, a few vows, what's all the fuss about?

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-Oh, is that right, Mr Four Marriages?

-KNOCK AT DOOR

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Five. Five?! Five, Ian, really?!

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-Hello, darling!

-Hello.

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Here we are, then. Hello, Jane. I've been up since the crack of dawn,

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but I thought cucumber eye masks, no-one's going to be any the wiser.

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Delicious!

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Ohh!

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Well, this place is a barrel of laughs.

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Why have you two got faces like slapped bums?

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-Johnny's ill. He's not coming.

-Oh!

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Well, every wedding has a disaster, Johnny's yours.

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-At least you've got it over and done with.

-Yeah, with any luck.

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Well, you're due a bit of luck, good luck.

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-We all are.

-Hmm.

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Well, at least have a look. What do you think? Will I do?

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I don't know how you can even think about going. I don't know how you can look them in the face.

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All this hiding away in here feeling sorry for yourself, it's got to stop.

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You're not doing yourself any good.

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-I think it tastes funny.

-Well, that's because it's posh fish, love.

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-Get it away from me.

-That's the hangover talking.

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-Mind you, there'll be a fair few of them there today, you'll fit in nicely.

-Stop going on about it!

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We not going to the wedding? What about the cake?

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Don't worry about the cake. Here are, look...I got you this.

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Stop ignoring me.

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Stop trying to change my mind and stop thinking you're charming!

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Right, you give me and Nanny a second, will ya?

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I'm going to lose my patience with you in a minute.

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-I can't pretend everything's fine.

-No-one's asking you to pretend,

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we're asking you to move on as a family.

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Now, we backed that piece of filth, and Mick and Linda still want us there.

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We owe them that. So...take this,

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eat the salmon...and get the hell out of bed!

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WHIRRING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY

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-Oh, sorry.

-No, no, no, you're all right. Hold up a minute.

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Erm...

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Do you reckon I should have a shave like, like, like proper?

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And I was going to...I was going to ask L,

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-but I've had this so long I don't want to spin her nut.

-I'm not sure.

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No, of course not. Erm...look go and get Lee for me.

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-Please don't tell me he's still in the feather.

-Mick, I can't find him.

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-What?

-I can't find him.

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I woke up this morning and he was gone. He's not answering his phone.

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-I know it's your day, I had to tell you.

-Do you know what,

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he really does pick his moments this kid, don't he?

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Since the stag he's seemed, I dunno.

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-What?

-Well, I don't know.

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Don't worry...

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just go and find him, yeah?

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-WOMAN:

-'Reindeer aren't just for Christmas...'

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She's refusing to talk to me. She won't even tell me where she is.

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-Look, I'll speak to her. She needs to speak to me about Amy anyway.

-No!

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You're going to make it worse, again.

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You know, it's your fault I didn't answer the door in the first place.

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-Look, you need to talk to her, I need to hear from her an' all.

-Give it to me!

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RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY

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-So is this it, is it?

-What?

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-Your boy's first birthday, this is it?

-Don't you walk in here

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and start telling me how to parent my child.

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Today of all days, I can't believe you don't understand.

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-Oi! Don't run away from me.

-Are you two fighting?

-No!

-No, of course not.

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Me and your Auntie Ron don't fight, do we?

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When's Mummy coming back, then?

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She'll be back soon, darling, I'm sure of it.

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-Look, can you look after the kids, please?

-Why?

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Because I'm going to go and get a...a birthday cake or something.

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That's my girl.

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Is that for me? Thank you!

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-You should at least say goodbye.

-Just wait here!

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If you want to make a fast getaway, you can do it on your own tab.

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Go on, then.

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-You need a bigger bit than that, otherwise the curl's not going to be right...

-Stand by your beds!

-Hiya!

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Hiya. What van did that fall off?

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Mum, be nice.

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Well, it's funny you only wanted a hat when you saw mine.

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-You're my inspiration.

-Thank you.

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-Mum, you look lovely.

-Well, I'm nowhere near finished.

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And Stacey isn't answering her phone so, erm...I'm going blind here!

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Well, she has just had a baby, Paul.

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-Well, baby or not, it's unprofessional.

-Why didn't you get Mario, Linda?

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He's on holiday. Talk about timing.

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All right, look, I'm well aware I'm no-one's first choice.

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Keep the faith and I'll have you all looking beautiful if it kills me.

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-There already, ain't she?

-Sharon!

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How's Denny? Is everything all right?

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Well, he's having his assessment today.

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I'm sorry, Linda, but I'm going to have to stay there and make sure he's OK.

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OK. You let me know what they say.

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-I'm so sorry I'm going to miss your wedding.

-So am I.

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Hey, you'll be fine. Look at everyone here for you.

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Time for you and Mick to make that new start, yeah?

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-Hmm.

-Good luck, sweetie.

-Thank you.

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-So have we got a bride in here, then?

-Hey!

-Hello, Alfie.

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Look at you ladies looking all lovely and gorgeous, eh?

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-We're not due at the hotel yet.

-Better early than never. Got your phone?

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-You going to get free drinks at the bar, Alfie?

-Moi?

-Yeah, I know you.

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-You sure that's a good idea, Alf?

-Is everything all right?

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Yes, it's all good. Everything is under control.

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-Just need you a sec. It's all good.

-What's happened, do you think?

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Nothing. Look, sit back down and let Paul finish your hair.

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Yeah, you're next, Nance.

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Er...no, thanks.

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It's bad enough you're not wearing a dress.

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'I've been stuck in there with that lot.'

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And, anyway, you're a fine one to talk about answering your phone,

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I've been trying to get hold of you since the stag do. Told Kat yet?

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No. Listen, I'm not doing this now, OK? Cos we told Mick we'd go and find Lee, yeah?

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-Anyone tried phoning him?

-No, of course we haven't(!) No-one's thought of that, have they? Come on!

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Er, little girl...

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and...and man.

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-Sorry, love?

-I want to ask you something?

-She's rude.

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You know what time the pub over the road opens?

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-No, that's closed today.

-On New Year's Day?

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-What's the world coming to?

-Well, it's a wedding.

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Old owners wouldn't have put up with it, wedding or not.

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Yeah, I'm sure you're right.

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Well, where else can you get a drink today?

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I'm sorry, I can't help you, I don't know.

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PHONE RINGS

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-What?

-Roxy...they're going in.

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What's the plan now?

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Lee!

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What you doing?

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Dad.

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What's this about?

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LEE SIGHS

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-You disappeared.

-I'm coming back, I've got to give you this, in't I?

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No, that's your job, in't it? What, you bailing out on me?

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-Yeah, like you really need me up there?

-Of course I do.

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-What, just like you need me an'all, right?

-What do you mean?

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I heard you at the stag do.

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You still planning on ending it with me?

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-I have not seen this in years.

-Yeah, all right, it's not that big a deal.

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-You're so pretty!

-You look lovely!

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-When are you going to change?

-I'm not, Nan, I'm wearing this.

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-What?!

-LAUGHTER

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I'm joking. LAUGHTER

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-What you wearing, then?

-I've got this, like, sort of brown suit.

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So...what do we think?

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Ohh!

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LAUGHTER

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-Oh, darling!

-Pull yourself together, Elaine.

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-Yeah, think of your make-up.

-Ohh!

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-Linda, you look fantastic.

-Thank you.

-I would.

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What?! Teen! That...that's just not right!

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Yeah, well, you look good. You know you look good. Come on, say it.

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I look good.

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And so do you!

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Oh, wow! Oh, my baby girl!

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-It's only for today though, isn't it?

-We'll see about that.

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-Now, when are you going to change?

-Oh.

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Where are you?

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-Ron.

-Yeah?

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-Hello, Veronica.

-Who's that?

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That's my mum.

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-She's worried about you.

-Everyone's worried about me, she's still leaving me though, in't she?

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Well, she's here, in't she?

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You ain't been very well, Lee, you've got to face that.

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That's got to be just as hard on her as you, no?

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Yeah, that's why I don't blame her. Look, I don't blame you.

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-Leave me. I would, if I was you.

-What are you talking about?

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Lee, I love you, I want to make things work.

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So you think me and your mum got together without any agg?

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You're obviously a better man than me then, in't ya?

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It's your mum that makes me the man that I am, always has.

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I want things to be the way they were before.

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All right? I don't know why I said the things I said, but...

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Lee, I don't know, I think I was just having a moment.

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Kind of like what you're having now.

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You can forgive the girl for being human, can't you?

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Or are you the only one that's allowed to feel stuff?

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah.

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Why do you put up with me?

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'We haven't got long'

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-till we need to get going.

-Yeah, well, you can't rush perfection.

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-Can Sonia come in the car with you?

-Cars are for family.

-She is family!

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Oh, no, Lee's lost the rings!

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-What?!

-I'm joking. LAUGHTER

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They're on their way to the hotel now.

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Tina, Sonia can come with me, I'm going in my car.

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Is Shirley going with Buster and the boys or...?

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-If she decides to turn up, that is.

-Why wouldn't she come?

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-I'm running low on hairspray here.

-Oi, you promised perfection!

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-I've got to go in a minute!

-What, where are you going?

-Why wouldn't she come, Babe?

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Buster told me she's having second thoughts,

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-after everything with Dean.

-She has to make it about herself.

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Leave her to it, I say, if she doesn't want to come.

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-Where are you going?

-To see Shirley.

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-What? Mum, you haven't got time.

-There's time for this.

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Dean is not ruining one more day of my life.

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-Why is Granny here?

-Glenda is my name, not...

-Not Granny, really?

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Do you know what, shall we go next door? Come on.

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-She's who I've come for.

-What?

-Come here.

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Roxy should say goodbye.

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-You've seen Roxy?

-Turned up on my doorstep, floods of tears.

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-Been attacked by her boyfriend, she said.

-And she came to you?

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Well, I was surprised, but apparently big sister let her down, so she came to mum.

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-RONNIE LAUGHS

-Do you know it's a joke that you even use that word.

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-Do you want some chocolate cake?

-Chocolate cake!

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Yes, chocolate cake.

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Still as gorgeous as ever.

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So where is she?

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Collecting her things. She thinks she's going to Portugal.

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-What?! Run away? What if the police need her?

-Exactly what I said.

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Really? Because all of a sudden you care about rape, do you?

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It does always have to be about you, doesn't it?

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-I want to see her, you can't stop me.

-I want you to see her.

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I want you to talk her out of this. Why else do you think I'm here?

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She sees Amy, sees you, maybe some sense will land in her head.

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We're on the same page, just this once.

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RONNIE SIGHS

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Lee's got Ollie ready.

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-Right, we better do the slips then, eh?

-Yeah.

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-You look beautiful, darling.

-Nervous?

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No. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

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And when you see Linda, let her know that, please. I can't have all this, like, cold-feet caper.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Well, thanks for everything with Lee.

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-That's all right. Everything's sweet though, yeah?

-Yeah.

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Yeah, well, we will...we will be.

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You're right, we're just like you and Linda.

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Well, good luck.

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-Oh!

-Oh!

-SHE LAUGHS

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-Easy, you'll get people rabbitting.

-Oh.

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You all right?

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Thought I might jump in with you lot.

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Not enough room for the two hats in Linda's car,

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even though Tina's disappeared off somewhere now.

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Oh, what now?

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You look beautiful, by the way.

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Right.

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-Jade, come here.

-Lee!

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-Lee, you seen Shirley?

-What you doing? Dad'll see you.

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-What do you want Shirley for?

-Apparently, she's not coming.

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-I dunno, I ain't seen her.

-Don't worry about it, love.

-Well, try calling her again.

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-Just forget it! We ain't got time.

-Nan's there.

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-What?

-She's watching from the window.

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-We've got to get going soon!

-I won't be long.

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-Just make sure everyone's ready.

-Jade, come on.

-If they've seen you...

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-I'm not going, it's not right.

-It's your son's wedding.

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Yeah, well, my kids are at their best when they're as far away from me as possible.

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Just leave it.

-Oh, no, no, that's got to stop.

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You shouldn't have seen in the New Year so enthusiastically.

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Well, so much for you keeping your nose out for your resolution.

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-I really can't wait to live with you again.

-Me neither!

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Look, you're doing my head in.

0:19:320:19:34

What's the matter with him? He got a hangover or something?

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I dunno.

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Oh! Nice dress!

0:19:400:19:42

Do you mind telling me why you aren't coming to my wedding?

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We'll...we'll give you a minute. Yeah?

0:19:460:19:49

-Yeah, come on, love. Come on.

-Yeah.

0:19:490:19:52

Erm, I just wanted to say...

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what happened, that he...

0:19:550:19:59

-I'm sorry.

-It's in the past.

0:20:010:20:04

-Well, I just would never have thought...

-I know.

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I wouldn't have been able to either, I think.

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You should come later, all of you, for the reception.

0:20:130:20:18

The hotel's beautiful. It'd be fun.

0:20:180:20:20

Now, can you answer my question, please?

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I don't want this to be about me.

0:20:330:20:35

-I want to do the right thing.

-We've been through all this.

0:20:350:20:38

Mick wants you there. And, I dunno why, but for some reason I actually want you there.

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I don't see how you can.

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-LINDA SIGHS

-I have known you, Shirley, for, what, 26 years,

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either as Mick's sister or as his mum...

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-or as the woman who burned down my mother's pub.

-I didn't know that.

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Now, you come to my wedding, you watch us get married,

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and for once you slap a smile on.

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Understood?

0:21:020:21:04

Good.

0:21:070:21:09

I was... Erm...

0:21:130:21:15

Thank you.

0:21:310:21:33

Oh, goodness! How lovely!

0:21:370:21:39

Well, this is a very nice spot for a wedding, I must say.

0:21:410:21:44

Oh, hello, Pam.

0:21:440:21:46

Oh. Good New Year's Eve?

0:21:460:21:50

Er...yes, yes.

0:21:500:21:52

Bit me and you, this place, ain't it?

0:21:520:21:54

-We should look into booking it.

-Yeah, dream on.

0:21:540:21:57

-They've got a lake, Billy.

-Yeah, well, we'll have to start saving, won't we?

0:21:570:22:01

-Congratulations, you two.

-Tamwar, groom arrived yet?

0:22:010:22:04

No, best not. Apparently, there's some disaster with the band.

0:22:040:22:08

-Oh.

-They're supposed to be playing Linda's favourite song.

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MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:120:22:14

I need to speak to somebody in charge. We're five chairs down.

0:22:180:22:21

You're still stuck on the M25? People have emigrated faster!

0:22:210:22:23

-It's nice, in't it?

-It's lovely.

0:22:230:22:25

-The guests are here!

-This corridor's bigger than our bar in Spain.

0:22:250:22:29

-Says the Lottery winners!

-Here he is!

0:22:290:22:33

Oh! Lovely to see you.

0:22:330:22:35

It's nice you haven't let money change you.

0:22:350:22:38

-I'd let it change me in all sorts of ways.

-Well, I'm still me.

0:22:380:22:42

-Money maketh man.

-Manners.

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-Manners maketh man.

-Lucky I'm not a man, then.

0:22:440:22:48

They got this lovely place and they fill the side road with that plastic bird tat!

0:22:480:22:53

-Oh, look, our sunshine's here.

-Oh, you're back. Brilliant!

0:22:530:22:57

-Alfie, come here.

-All right, girls, come on. Nice to see you, sweetheart, play nicely, all right?

0:22:570:23:01

-Yeah, yeah.

-Don't you start all that.

-Oh, cheers.

-Cheers!

0:23:010:23:05

Well I've got an MP3 player in the car, if the band don't turn up.

0:23:050:23:09

-Bagsy I'm not the one who tells Linda.

-All right, boys?

0:23:090:23:12

-Yeah, we're getting there.

-Everything looking sweet, yeah?

-MOBILE RINGTONE

0:23:120:23:15

Oh, hang on, that's your missus.

0:23:150:23:16

Come on, let's get you out of here.

0:23:160:23:19

Isn't it perfect, Mum?

0:23:300:23:33

Chop, chop, go and get changed.

0:23:340:23:36

-You're going to make your mother late for her own wedding.

-Calm down.

0:23:360:23:39

It's going to be awful, you know that, don't you?

0:23:390:23:43

-At least her hair's nice.

-Let's get up to the room.

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Finishing touches.

0:23:450:23:47

I've come to see Amy, not you.

0:23:520:23:55

-Mummy!

-Hello, darling. You all right?

0:23:550:23:59

Hey!

0:23:590:24:00

Ladies and gents, if you'd like to start making your way in, please.

0:24:000:24:04

-Have you seen Tina?

-Tina?

0:24:040:24:07

-Why, is she not here?

-I don't understand!

0:24:070:24:10

It's Mick's wedding, I've told you this.

0:24:100:24:12

Mick?!

0:24:120:24:14

-Her boy?

-Err...yeah.

0:24:140:24:17

-Don't see what I'm doing here, then.

-That makes two of us.

0:24:170:24:20

-Are you having a laugh?

-She should be here, it's family.

0:24:200:24:23

-Come on, Teen, we're already late.

-Oh, it's you!

0:24:230:24:26

Look how handsome you are.

0:24:260:24:28

-She recognises me?

-Congratulations, married and so young to do it.

0:24:280:24:34

Are you sure? Never too late to leg it, you know?

0:24:340:24:37

Come on.

0:24:370:24:39

Oh, don't be mad.

0:24:390:24:41

Want a drink?

0:24:410:24:43

Oi, Shirl. Mick's getting married,

0:24:460:24:49

like a real proper grown-up.

0:24:490:24:51

You are so going to cry today.

0:24:530:24:56

-There you go.

-It's nice to see your mum here.

0:24:560:24:59

The whole family should be here on a day like this.

0:25:030:25:05

Don't you think?

0:25:070:25:09

I thought Dad had gone away.

0:25:090:25:11

-Jade, go and find your grandad.

-Jade...

0:25:120:25:16

I love you very much.

0:25:160:25:18

Go on.

0:25:180:25:20

You're not going in there, Dean.

0:25:280:25:30

You're not going to ruin it for them.

0:25:300:25:33

'And we'll talk every day'

0:25:360:25:37

on the phone and on the laptop, like you do with Daddy, won't we?

0:25:370:25:39

-You don't have to do this.

-Jack, please, my flight's in a few hours, OK?

0:25:390:25:43

-Can't I come with you?

-I wouldn't be very good at looking after you.

0:25:430:25:47

And you deserve that, don't you?

0:25:470:25:49

You...you deserve someone to look after you.

0:25:490:25:52

Roxy...

0:25:520:25:54

You have better fun with Daddy anyway, don't you?

0:25:550:25:58

We'll have a good time, darling.

0:25:580:26:01

Amy...it's for the best, OK?

0:26:010:26:04

-Is that right?

-Stay out of it!

0:26:040:26:07

-I'm helping.

-You haven't helped in five years.

0:26:070:26:10

And even when you were here, what good did you do?

0:26:100:26:13

I'm going...and you're not changing my mind.

0:26:170:26:21

Do I actually have to do this, like, walk in front of everyone?

0:26:210:26:24

Yes, you do!

0:26:240:26:25

-LINDA SIGHS

-Your dad,

0:26:340:26:37

he would have been so proud of you, darling.

0:26:370:26:40

Thanks, Mum.

0:26:400:26:43

Come on, Nancy, what are you doing out there?

0:26:430:26:45

Yeah, go on, let's see this suit of yours, then.

0:26:450:26:48

LAUGHTER

0:26:520:26:54

Surprise.

0:26:540:26:56

BOTH GASP

0:26:560:26:57

Wow!

0:26:570:26:59

Baby girl!

0:27:010:27:03

THUNDER

0:27:040:27:07

Look at this, eh?

0:27:070:27:09

A lake-house hotel.

0:27:120:27:14

What, they think this is going to cover up what they're like?

0:27:150:27:18

What they're really like?

0:27:180:27:19

She slept with me and he almost beats me half to death,

0:27:190:27:22

but, no, let's enjoy their big fancy wedding day.

0:27:220:27:24

Why did you come here today?

0:27:240:27:26

To spoil it for them?

0:27:260:27:28

For them?!

0:27:320:27:34

I couldn't care less.

0:27:350:27:38

I'm not here for them,

0:27:400:27:42

I'm here for you, Mum.

0:27:420:27:44

Yeah, she...she won't be long.

0:27:470:27:50

Always late, that one.

0:27:500:27:52

She's definitely coming? You promise me? You're not lying, no?

0:27:520:27:55

I've just seen her. She's just getting Jade a drink, all right?

0:27:550:27:58

She wouldn't miss this, I promise.

0:27:580:28:01

Dad?

0:28:010:28:02

Just...just give me a minute.

0:28:020:28:05

You nervous, love?

0:28:120:28:14

Never been surer of anything in my life.

0:28:140:28:17

Walk away, Dean!

0:28:200:28:22

What, you think you can just walk away?

0:28:220:28:24

After what you tried to do to me,

0:28:240:28:27

you think you can just...you can just turn up here and celebrate with your real son?

0:28:270:28:32

The only son you ever really wanted.

0:28:320:28:34

That's what makes me sick!

0:28:340:28:37

All of this is because of you.

0:28:370:28:39

You let Mick and Linda destroy my life.

0:28:390:28:42

-They've taken everything from me!

-They've taken nothing!

0:28:420:28:45

Nothing, Dean! This is all you, because you're a rapist!

0:28:450:28:49

You don't call me that!

0:28:490:28:52

-Police.

-What you doing?

-Lakeside Hotel.

-What are you doing? Give me that!

-Dean!

0:28:560:29:00

Give me that phone!

0:29:000:29:02

CHATTER

0:29:050:29:07

-Jade.

-Sorry.

0:29:100:29:12

-Where's Nanny?

-She went outside.

0:29:150:29:18

With my dad.

0:29:200:29:22

What?

0:29:240:29:25

After everything you've done, you still blame me?!

0:29:250:29:27

Please, Dean, stop!

0:29:270:29:30

-Stop, Dean!

-Well, stop what?

0:29:300:29:32

Trying to kill you? Trying to drown you? Like you did to me or Mick?

0:29:320:29:36

-Please, Dean!

-"Oh, please, Dean!" Just admit it!

0:29:360:29:39

-I am this way because of you.

-Mick!

0:29:390:29:42

"Mick! Mick!"

0:29:420:29:44

Yargh!

0:29:440:29:46

Mum!

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