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RADIO: '..through traffic there. That's all because of an earlier | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
'accident that's caused queues...' | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Aw. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
That's nice colouring. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Look, you've even managed to stay in between the lines. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
You going to support us today? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Should be a decent crowd, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
now everybody's seen Beale's true colours. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Flowers? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
You having an affair? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
No. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I bought them for you. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Well, pink ain't really my colour, is it? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
But I know somebody who'll want these. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Oi! It's not breakfast in bed unless you stay in bed. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Well, we could just skip the breakfast bit. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
PHONE | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Hello? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Dot? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Slow down. Go back a bit. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Amy's done what? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
There you go, my love. Thank you. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
These are for you. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
He's got something he wants to say. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Spit it out. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
She wants me to apologise. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Apologise? Why? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
For involving you in this stupid row with Ian. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
All right. I am sorry, OK? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Don't know what's the matter with him lately. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
He's acting like a right prat. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
I swear by Almighty God, that the evidence that I shall be giving, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
-Order! Order! -Mum! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Stop doing that! It's horrible. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Sorry. -Shh, shh. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
What colour are my eyes? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Hazel. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
You don't know me, remember. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Hazel. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
In your statement, you describe the accused as "around five foot | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
"eight in height, mid-forties, large build with brown hair and blue eyes". | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Yeah, nah, I said the geezer was a bit of a lump, you know. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-So you agree you made the statement? -Yeah. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
You were sitting in your van when you saw the accused running | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
away from the crime scene at 17:45 on Tuesday the 5th February 2015? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
If that's what it says that I said, then that's what I said. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
At that time of year it would have been dark. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
And yet you could distinguish his eye colour | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-from a distance of three metres? -Aha! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
What you piping up for? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Er, yeah, because of the street lights? So, er... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
There are no street lights on that road. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
OTHERS LAUGH | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
He's done you, oh, he's done you! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-What's happening here, Judge? -Oi! Order in the court. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Objection. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
What colour are this man's eyes? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I don't know, look, I don't know... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
-No further questions, your honour. -THEY WHOOP AND CHEER | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Why are there no further questions? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Cos he smashed it out the park. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
That was brilliant. You're so clever. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
I don't get it, were his eyes blue or not? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
This is why the justice system's up the wazoo! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
I am going to have to get you on a family rate, keep me out of clink. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Just joking. My days as a master criminal are well and truly over. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
"Master"? Remind us how much bird you did again? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-Ah. -What's the matter, anyway? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Right. I'm branching out with the campaign. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Which is why I'd like you to put these up in the bar downstairs. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-No, sorry... -Why not? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Because as much as we'd love to help, Jane's a mate. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Come on, son. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
I mean if we all lose our stalls you lose all your punters. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Look, look. You're me old man, I respect what you're doing but the game's rigged. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
You can't take on CostMart. It's stupid. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Bet Ian's shaking in his boots. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Grandad. "Boycott" has got two Ts. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, has it. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Right. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
It's all right, I'll set up on my own. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Hey? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
I can't afford to pay you the extra hour. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Sorry. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
I don't know. Fancy writing that filth on her bedroom wall! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
I mean, where she heard that language from in the first place, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I should like to know. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Cos I don't entertain language under my roof. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Mum says them all the time. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Zip it, you. You're in enough trouble as it is. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-When's Mum coming? -Right, you. Put that down. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Go and get your school bag. Go on. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Yes, and you promised to be back before she got up this morning. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
And I'm late opening up the laundrette | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-on account of all this carry-on. -KNOCKING | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-I'm sorry, Dot. Look I'll paint over it tomorrow. -Tomorrow?! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Yeah, I got to meet that supplier about those khazis today. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-KNOCKING -Listen, I can do it. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
What that child needs is a stable life. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
She's just missing Roxy. She woke up calling for her last night. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Amy let me in. Picking up the plans? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, right. Yeah, they're over at Ron's. Ron, can you take him over? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
No, I can't. I'm going to be late taking Amy to school. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Give me the keys. I'll pick 'em up later. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Yeah, all right. Go on, then. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Oh. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
We had some news. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
There's been some remains found on the site. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
What? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
A body? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Yeah. Everyone's pretty shaken up. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
I got to sit down...I've come over all queer. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Cause of death looks suspicious. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
That's Rolf. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Very funny. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-We're going to be late for school -That guy's looking at you again... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Ugh. He's gross. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
Wait here. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
All right? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
You two related? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Nah. He's, like, my brother. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Yeah. And you're, like, late for school. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Er, look. My mate thinks you're fit. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
Or were you looking at me? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
See ya. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Look at you! It's the dimples and the bun! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
-What did you say? -Told him to stop being a perv. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Come on, we're late. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Looks like we've got a dangerous case of first love on our hands. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Yeah... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-What is it? -It's a reminder... | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
results tomorrow. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Here, look I've got an idea - why don't you skip work, we'll get | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
a bottle of wine and we'll just sit in Vicky Park or something... | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Thanks, but I'll be better at work. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
And you need to sign on, anyway. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Where'd I be without Captain Sensible? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Sonia, take one of those, love. Good girl. Thanks a lot. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
Can we talk? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Let's go somewhere a bit more private, eh? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
I didn't realise he was a special pet. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
No, it's fine. It just caught me off guard. That's all. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Cried like a baby when my dog died. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Only a gerbil... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Well, you wouldn't get it unless you've had a pet. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
See you later. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Do you know your mum used to have a rabbit called Kylie? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
She used to like dressing it up. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Did she stop loving that, too? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Here, listen. She hasn't stopped loving you. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
She just...she just feels a little bit lost at the moment, that's all. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
Here, take your jacket. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I don't think she's ever going to forgive her. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
I wouldn't blame her. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Look, all right, I'm sorry, sorry. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Dot's right. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
I need to spend a bit more time with Ames. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Which is why I think we should move in with you. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
We're going to do it sooner or later, ain't we? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Makes sense, right? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Well, we can talk about it later, can't we? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Amy? Sweetie? Come on. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Come and say goodbye to Daddy. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Bye, Daddy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
Speak to you later, yeah? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Good girl. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm... | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Sorry about earlier, with Shirley. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I thought she was about rip me head off. I thought you'd told her. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
No. No. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
I think you're gorgeous, Kathy... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-Oh, listen, Buster, please, you don't have to... -I know. I know. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
You see, the thing is with Shirley is, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
she drives me up the wall. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
She's stubborn, she's moody. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Her idea of a romantic dinner is a kebab with a promise. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
But she's my Shirl. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
She always has been. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Always will be. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
If things had been different... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
No. That's fine, honestly. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
I just thought we were friends. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Well, we are. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
I'm sorry I betrayed your confidence, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
I was desperate. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I don't get many chances at my age. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
It's true. I've been inside half my life and, well... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:36 | |
This thing with CostMart. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I am right. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Really? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, by the way. You spelt "boycott" wrong. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Bet you'll be loaded soon, an' all. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Starting salary's not that much. -Better than working here, innit? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Oi, oi! Our wedding fund's doing all right, actually, I'll have you know. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Yeah, I've always wanted to be a 50-year-old bride, Lee. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Dad, don't you think we should be supporting Grandad? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
I mean my job's on the line an' all | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
and I've got a wedding I need to pay for. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
I know. Listen, If it's on top take a few more shifts here. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Not like the fish stall's your big dream, is it? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Sorry, we're not open yet. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Ian. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Come on. You haven't spoken to me for two days. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
How long's this going to go on for? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
I saw you and Buster getting cosy earlier. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
I was trying to get him to change his mind... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
I thought having you back... | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
I thought it'd mean having someone I could rely on, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
someone who was on my side. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
I am on your side. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Stupid of me to expect loyalty from a mum who lets | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
her sons and family think she was dead for ten years. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Look, I need to crack on. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Jane's having one of her migraines, it's... | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
probably been brought on by all the stress. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Is Stace about? I've got her cut from the Ladies In Lace party. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Nah, she's at her weekly appointment with her care co-ordinator. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Oh, will you give her this for me? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
-Yeah. -And tell her I'm organising her hen do. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Yeah. You do know she wants something low-key, don't you? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
So, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
what do you think? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Your dad and Johnny - they got the brains. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Me and you, son, we got the brawn. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh, hello again. How can I help you? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I just fancied a bit of salmon. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
We've got a delivery later today. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Oh. Oh, never mind. I'll stop at the supermarket on my way home. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Probably cheaper, anyway. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, no. We do, er, we do delivery. Don't we? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Discount? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
10%. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
If you let me have a look at your koi carp. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
I'll have you know they're not that kind of fish. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
They're shy. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Pity. THEY CHUCKLE | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
This is me. All right? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Yeah, course it is. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Kent?! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
I should have kept my mouth shut. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Nah, you done well, boy. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Hang about. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
We may not be school-smart son, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
but we are street-smart. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Go on your cornflakes? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
That bad? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
Ian's got the hump with me. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Well, you did sell him down the river. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
All right, Denise. I know I shouldn't have blabbed to Buster, but... | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
-Well, I'm a bad judge of character, clearly. -Clearly? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
He's adding it to my back catalogue of mistakes. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
I don't know what to do to prove I'm on his side. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Well, if you don't mind me saying, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
perhaps a little less of that. Do something useful. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Right. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Big news is I've just got off the phone with | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
a reporter from the Gazette. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
He going to send someone down later in the week | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
to interview us with a photographer. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
So we should get some decent coverage. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Now then, you two stay here. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Me and Lee, we're going to take the restaurant. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Shrimpy, you take my stall and we'll relieve you later. All right? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Now, nice and loud everyone, but not in their face - | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
we don't want adverse coverage. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Why are you looking at me? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Er...these aren't exactly the best leaflets I've ever seen. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Yeah. No. Yeah. All right. All right. I know, I know... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
All right, everyone. Give it some welly, eh? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
All right? Lovely! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Oh, that's nice that is, ain't it? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
What happened to loyalty? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
I was hungry. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Oh! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
I was just, er, getting those plans. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Yeah? And having a nose at my laptop while you're at it? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Busted. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Sorry. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
I'm calling Jack. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
No, wait. I can explain. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Go on, then. You've got ten seconds. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
It's my dad. He's had a stroke. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
He's only 53 and he's in a care home. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Except where is now - it's inhumane. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Last time I visited, he'd wet himself. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
He was sat in it for three hours. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Where's the dignity in that? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Well, that's a very sad story. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
But it still doesn't explain what you were doing looking on my laptop. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
I don't have one and my phone ran out of data. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
When I got the keys - I just thought I'd be in | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
and out in half an hour and no-one would need to know. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
So if I open it, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I'll find that you've been looking at pictures of care homes, yeah? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Why didn't you just ask? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Practical joker, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
don't really do serious. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Look, you were looking out for your family. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
There's no shame in that. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
I've got a sister who constantly needs looking after. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Was she who all the trouble was about last week? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
Sorry, it's none of my business. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
-I'll get out of your hair. -No. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Stay. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-THEY CHANT: -Boycott Beale's! Don't eat their meals! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Boycott Beale's! Don't eat their meals! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
Boycott Beale's! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
Excuse me, madam. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Do you know the owner of this restaurant is selling to CostMart | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
so he can send his son to private school? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Now, it's not only the livelihood of all the stallholders at stake here, | 0:17:35 | 0:17:41 | |
it's the community at large... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Do you know that this man has been in prison half his life!? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
I'd watch me bag around him, if I were you, love. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
That's it - don't listen to him. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
He's just a petty criminal trying to sabotage an honest business. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
So you've no idea where she is? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Must be tough. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
I feel like my right arm's been chopped off. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
I know some people aren't close to their siblings, but when you are... | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
I get it. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
I've got a sister. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
I just don't want Roxy to think I've let her down. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Why would she? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
You don't need to feel guilty, Ronnie. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I shouldn't be saying all this. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I don't mind. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
You know what your problem is? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-What? -You're too good a listener. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
I only came back here to pick up some paint. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Right... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
No, no... You stay. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Use my laptop. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
But next time - just ask. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
What's the matter? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Campaign's a joke. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
They're a joke. I'm a joke. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Spent all lunch outside the cafe. Hungry. And hardly anyone boycotted. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:14 | |
What about your mother, eh? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
Comes to something when your own missus won't even back you up. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Why don't you go online? Start some groups on social media. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Get it going viral. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Easy...easy... Remember - sharks in suits. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Dad's right. CostMart will have lawyers. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
You'd need to get your own to check everything before you post it. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Make sure it's not libellous. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
You can do that though, can't you? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Thanks for the vote of confidence bruv, but I'm not qualified. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
-I could ask my tutor. -Yeah? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Might be a couple of hundred quid, but it's still cheaper than a firm. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-Whoa, hold on. You can sort that out, can't you? -No, no, no... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
It's just a couple of hundred quid. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Lee, Lee, Lee. I don't need your money. It's all right. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
I'm a grifter. I'll sort something out. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-Hark at him. Grifter. -I am. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Well, I'm, I'm sorry but I have no idea. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Fancy a bit of night fishing? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
What, tonight? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Carpe diem. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Carpe diem. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Dot? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-Look. -What? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Well, I think that's quite a good colour match - what do you think? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
Oh, yeah. I expect that'll do fine. I say, Abi... | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Could I throw this thing away? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Cos I can't cope with an hamster haunting my house. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Not with all I've been going through... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
-A gerbil. -What? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
-Rolf was a gerbil. -Oh. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
I'm, er, I'm going to go bury him in the gardens. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
What for? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Cos... he...he was more than just a gerbil. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
What do you mean? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
Well, he was happy memories. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
My mum and dad were still together. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Me and Lauren fighting over the remote in our pyjamas. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
Just normal stuff. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
It really is another level, this stuff. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
I don't know how you do it, boy. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
That's a nice gilet. Is it new? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Mick, did you say Lee and Buster had gone night fishing? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
-Yeah. -Then how come his rod's in our room. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
You what? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
It's in our room. I just tripped over the stupid thing. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Well, you know soppy. He's probably forgot it, ain't he? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Probably. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
What? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Come off it. Buster? "Night fishing"? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Means something else entirely. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Something a lot less legal. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
Like what? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Said he was skint, didn't he? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
He wouldn't! And Lee certainly wouldn't. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
I did have a bit of a go at him | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
earlier about saving for our wedding. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah, and the old man did say something about being a grifter. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Terrific. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
CHUCKLES Very cool, I must say. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Look, I really don't know about this. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-What? -Are you sure this is a good idea? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Oh, come on. Don't worry about it. It's a one-off. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Yeah. Tomorrow we go back to playing it straight. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
I promise. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
Now... you stay here. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm going to go case the gaff. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Make sure no-one's in. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
Don't move. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Dad? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
Lee. Lee... | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
Now, we know you ain't fishing. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Tell me that you and your grandad ain't doing nothing moody or... | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Lee! It's your mum. Right. Now, you listen to me. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
I'm not having a son of mine end up in prison, | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
so you get yourself back here right now! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Lee! Your mum's right. I'd rather get married in a bin bag | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-than spend the next ten years in a visitor's room. -Yeah... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Getting a little bit hysterical here. Er, so... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
just tell me - where are ya? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Lee? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
Er, the Beeches, Hurst Lane, Bromley. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
Right. Ready? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
Let's go fishing. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
-What did he say? What are they doing? -I don't know. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
-But I've got an address so I'm going to go have a pipe. -I'm going with. -No! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
You've got exams tomorrow, you've got to focus on yourself... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Mick. Mick! Do not let my boys get into trouble. Do you hear me? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Hey. What's the matter with you? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
Nothing. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Is this about that boy that you and Louise were ogling earlier? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Wasn't ogling anyone. What does that even mean? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Has something happened? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
It's Louise. Right? She's been flirting with Shaki all day. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
-She knows I like him. -Snake. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Darling, I know things like this hurt. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
All right? But this is you growing up. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
This is you figuring out how the world works. You know? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
You just need to learn to be a bit stronger. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I don't feel strong. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
It don't mean you're not. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
You go back in that class tomorrow and you act like | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
you're Katniss Everdeen. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
Yeah? And it won't be too long before you're feeling like her. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Amy! Hello. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Look! I have been shopping. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-What is it? -Well, why don't you look inside? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Wow, it's so cute... | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
Can I keep it? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
Of course you can. If you look after him. His name is Hercules. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Yeah, as long as you promise to behave yourself from now on. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
I will. I will. Thank you! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Listen, it's not from me. It's from your mummy. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Is she coming back? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Yeah. Course she is. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
-When? -Really, really soon. Isn't she? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Here we go. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
I'm ever so sorry Ronnie, Amy, but I can't have that in my house. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
Cos them animal hairs, you know, they get on my chest | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
and they play havoc with my lungs. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
That's all right, Dot. Jack and Amy are coming to live with me. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
What? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
We are? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Yes, you are. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Come, quick. Don't spill it. Don't spill it. Don't spill it. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Oi, watch out. Watch out. Put it down. Put it down. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Don't say a thing. Leave this to me. Don't say anything. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Buster? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
Oh! Mick? Yeah, thanks a lot, you. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Don't blame him. He's done you a favour. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
-What you doing? What you got in there? -Yeah, yeah. No. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Told you, we've been fishing. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
You winding me up? You're trawling fish out of a pond? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
It ain't any old fish. It's koi carp. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-That's worth a few bob. -Worth getting nicked for? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
-We've been careful. -I can see that. Very smart, using your van. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
I've covered all the signage up. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
You insane? You'll end up going back to the nick over a few fish! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
I did it to fight CostMart. To fight for the community. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Something you haven't been bothered about lately. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
All right. OK. Right. Fine. We should have got behind you. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
We will get behind you. Johnny'll sort out the social media, I'll get a solicitor. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
-Yeah. I don't need your charity, Mick. -It's a loan. Pay me back after you've clumped Goliath. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Now, let's get them back in their lido. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Oh! I've done something. Oh, Johnny. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Yeah, go on, mate. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
It's heavy ain't it. Keep your eyes open, the pair of ya. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Come on, then. Let's go. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
So what made you change your mind? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
-Oh, I was talking to Andy. -Andy? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Yeah. Anyway, that's not the point. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Um, we were talking about family | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
and I realised that I'd been feeling guilty. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
And then there was Rolf. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
You know, Abi's gerbil. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Don't give me that look. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
It just means we can't put our lives on hold for ever. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
And when Roxy comes back, | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
she'll be really pleased that a proper family's looking after Amy. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
Come here, you. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
GRUNTS | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
You go on inside. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
We're going to get some fish and chips to celebrate. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Mwah! See you later. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
VEHICLE APPROACHES | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Ring your dad! Ring your dad! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
Phone's in the car. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
You numpty! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
Right, that's that. Dimlows, the pair of them. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
Oh, well. No harm done. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Have it on your toes. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Spying on the neighbours again, are we, love? | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
No, actually. The action's happening in our back garden tonight. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Someone's been a naughty boy. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
KNOCKING | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 |