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Get his arms in! We don't want him to fight back, yeah?

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-Keep going round.

-Is it starting to tickle a little bit under there?

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Have you got an itch, yeah?

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-STACEY CLEARS HER THROAT

-I left them for two minutes.

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What are you doing?

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-Wrapping Kyle up.

-Yeah, I can see that.

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Why are you wrapping him up and not the plates?

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It's padding, ain't it? For his birthday beats.

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-Lily's idea.

-No, it ain't!

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You're blaming a six-year-old.

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-Really? Lil, go and sort your bag out, please.

-Yeah, go on.

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Right, I want us moved in and settled by the time she gets home

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from school and Arthur's back from Lauren's. So get a move on, please.

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-I'll do dinner later and we'll celebrate, OK?

-Stace, don't worry.

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No, no, no, no arguments. It's your birthday. Work now, fun later.

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-Deal?

-Fun. Deal.

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Good.

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Erm, oh, Bex?

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Bex!

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Bex?

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-Yeah?

-Can you try and get home early and help us unpack?

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Yeah, sure.

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-Plates!

-Plates!

-Wrap the plates!

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What do you think? Roadworthy or what? Hm?

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Babe, it's...it's a driving lesson. You can't wear heels.

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Why not? I've driven in higher.

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Because it's dangerous. You've got to take this seriously.

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Please, look, I'm a highly skilled driver,

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he's a qualified instructor. It's fine.

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Stop worrying. It's only a tune-up.

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He's...he's not a driving instructor...technically.

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What? You said he taught you how to drive,

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all the kids on the estate.

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He did. He did. Erm...

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He's a...friend.

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A family friend.

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A friend? Of your family?

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OK, Vincent, what are you hiding? Hm? Who is this man?

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And don't make me have to ask your mum when I drop off Pearl.

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He was a getaway driver.

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Excuse me?

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Not any more! No, he gave all that up...

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after he, erm, came out of prison.

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Prison?!

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Hold on, I'm getting driving lessons from

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a getaway driver who got caught?

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Are you having a laugh? I mean, am I getting Punk'd here?

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No, no, no, no. OK, look, look, he will take you out...one day

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and it all falls into place. I promise.

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-He's the best.

-He's a criminal!

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He's a good guy. I wouldn't put you in danger, would I?

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Clive is a legend. Trust me.

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-Please.

-If I don't like the look of him, you're sending him home.

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'Look at this!'

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I've left four messages for that Maria in the waste department.

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We'll be running alive with rats if these bins ain't sorted soon.

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They've, er, started moving into 31.

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I was thinking of popping over after work, saying congratulations,

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if you fancy it...

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Let them settle in first.

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Mum, they wouldn't even have that place if it weren't for you.

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I'm gonna grab some beers and we'll take them over, all right?

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I'm sure they'll wanna say thanks.

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I've got a little something for Arthur, anyway. See you later, yeah?

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Go on, Fowler, knees up, pop, knees up, pop. Go on!

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They found a Hula Hoop earlier. Ronnie is one lucky girl.

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Having fun, are we?

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Ooh! Oh, yeah. All right, babe? I was just...

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Don't "All right, babe?" me. What did I say? Work now, fun later.

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Does this look like work? No.

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I've got beers in here, I've got dinner, I've got birthday cake.

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And I'll tell you something now, you two,

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you ain't seeing any of it until you pull your weight.

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Do you hear me? Good.

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Bel, will you go over to Elysium and see to that client and then

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-come back?

-Yeah.

-All right.

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-Come on, let's get to work.

-Yeah. Go on, then. See you later.

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-Where are you going?

-Er, I'm just going to go to the gym.

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Gym? You can work up a sweat here.

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Er, I would, it's just I ain't got that long, that's all.

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Well, if you've got long enough to muck about,

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you've got long enough to muck in. Come on.

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Oh, Teen, do you want this bike?

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-No. Er, chuck it. Sonia never used it, anyway.

-All right.

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Give it here. We ain't got time for you to lose a finger.

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Oi, Delia? Here.

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You need to watch her. She might be after a claim-up.

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What's happening with the Cokers' money?

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Mick! It'll have to wait. Linda's away and we've got a pub to run.

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-I'm snowed under back here.

-Not today you ain't.

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Abs? Erm, you're on your Jack today,

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cos Babe's got to do a little job for me.

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So double bubble. Is that sweet?

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Er, yeah. No worries.

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Good girl.

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Now, don't worry about L. If you do not get this sorted, I will

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whack you in my motor and take you to the Old Bill myself.

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I'm telling you now, get it sorted.

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DOOR OPENS

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How did you get on?

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I will soon find out.

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-Are they going to let you know today?

-Within the hour.

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But going by her timekeeping yesterday,

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I shall be hanging around here all day.

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Look, if you hear anything, you let me know,

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cos if worst comes to the worst, they'll have a riot on their hands.

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-I'll smash them windows meself.

-Oh, Shirley...

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DOOR CLOSES

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OK...

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Put on your flats. Please.

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These are function, not fashion, Vincent.

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He makes one move and these bad boys go from stylish to self-defence.

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How many times do I need to say?

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He was the getaway driver. He drove the villains.

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Listen, don't defend him. He knew the score.

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Look at me. You're in safe hands, I promise you.

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Hey, Vinny boy! Long time no see.

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Clive!

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Clive!

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You're right. Flats will do.

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Absolutely.

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Right, mind them walls on your way out.

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-You did call the council to pick it up, didn't you?

-Yep, course.

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The leopard print's a bit Kat. Ooh, but I do love a cocktail bar.

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'Ark at her, look! Big pair of earrings, she'll be right at home.

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What?

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Will you two get a move on? I'll go and sort out Lily and Bex's

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-room before I pick her up.

-Come on. I'm dying for a beer.

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Er, you lot do realise Bex is expecting her own room, don't you?

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What?

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-No. I thought you told her.

-No, I thought she already knew.

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Well, you thought wrong.

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One of yous two is going to have to

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draw the short straw pretty sharpish.

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You're only going to end up having a row with her,

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-so I'll speak to her.

-You sure?

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So, long story short, they shaved the bone on this side,

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then the other side starts to play up. Sod's law, ain't it?

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Mind you, the blue badge does come in handy.

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-HE CHUCKLES

-Hold on. Hold on a moment.

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Oh, wow. Erm, are you sure you're up to this?

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Oi! This stick ain't just for leaning on. Mind your manners.

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Old fiddle, same tune, right?

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-Same tune...

-Yeah. Oh, here she is. You ready, girl?

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I was born ready, Clive.

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Thank you.

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I'll take it really easy with her. You don't have to worry.

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That's all I ask.

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ENGINE STARTS

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TYRES SCREECH, ENGINE ROARS

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HORN BEEPS

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Who's the old boy?

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Oh, that's way too long to explain, my friend.

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Well, come on, then, Muscles. Eh? You come and give us a hand, yeah?

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Tell me all about it.

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'See?'

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One-word replies.

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I bet he's still got the hump about losing the house.

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Maybe. Or it could be your desert-dry banter.

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This is tragic stuff.

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I don't know what to say, though, do I?

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Don't worry, you just keep on drinking your clearly-not-vegan

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chocolate milk. Leave Shaki to me.

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Lou, no! Lou! Don't text him.

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-Lou!

-PHONE BEEPS

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Is that him?

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-It's your stepmomma.

-Oh...

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She needs help unpacking.

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You do lead an exciting life, Bex. How do you cope?

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Can't you see if the message was delivered? It might say "Read" or...

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Pam, listen.

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I will let you know as soon as she replies, all right?

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Try and be patient, OK?

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I had a monkey on that horse you gave me, Ed.

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I'll be lucky if it finished before Monday morning.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Sorry I'm late. I had to talk to Miss Barber after school.

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Oh, it's all right. We're nearly done.

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Erm, look, Bex, I know that this is hard for you, all this...

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but, you know, we're a family now

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and sometimes you have to make sacrifices for family.

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Will you be my roommate?

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Wow. Emotional blackmail.

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Bex, don't be like that.

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Be like what? It's not like I've got a choice, is it?

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I'm going round Lou's.

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You gotta grab that bull by the horns.

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You were quick enough this morning. Us Slaters don't do timid well.

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Come on, you.

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Hang on, I think I've got some pills in here somewhere.

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No, you give this to Arthur for me.

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I've got a splitting headache, and pills ain't going to shift it.

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It's early, though. Mum. You take two now and see how you feel later.

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Kush? I can cry over spilt milk at home without having my nose rubbed

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in it, all right?

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That should be us moving in over there!

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It's not the only house in the world, is it, Mum?

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-Masood's got an empty house across from it. We've got options.

-Hmph!

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Lining that man's pockets is no option at all, darling.

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I'll see you later.

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Yeah...

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Tch! SHE SIGHS

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DOOR OPENS

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Mrs Branning?

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Come in.

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I'm sorry I'm late. Again.

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'Ey up, I think he's got his eye on your sofa.

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The boy's ten and he's ringing his mates for backup.

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When I was his age, I had to go and knock for my mates.

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He's a clever boy, ain't he? He's been casing the job out.

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You see, we've still got world-class thieves coming through the East End.

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You're lucky it's just an old couch.

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Boys in my area would have hot-wired your car back in my day.

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Whoa! Hot-wiring cars and knocking on for mates.

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You guys are well old.

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Hark at him! Two beers

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and the northerner's giving it the large 'un.

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-Fowler, have a word with him, will you?

-I told you, mate,

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it's that grey behind your ears. It gives you away.

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What you talking about? Who cut your hair, the council?

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HE LAUGHS

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-The council...

-Yeah.

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I was supposed to ring them to get rid of this.

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She's gonna kill me, ain't she?

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Look at him. You can tell who the governor is in your house, mate.

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Is that your missus that's just pulled up?

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-There's no need for that.

-Ohhh...!

-Look at him.

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Oi! There's no need to worry.

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We've got the baby Brink's-Mat firm there. They'll sort it out for you.

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We do appreciate all your hard work.

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But, as I said, unfortunately we just can't offer you

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a position once the refurbishment takes place. I'm sorry.

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If you don't mind,

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I've got to get supper for my granddaughter Abi, because

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she works late and I like to have it ready for her when she gets in.

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So if...

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if you'll excuse me...

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Er, yeah. Of course.

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I'm sorry, Mrs Branning.

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I really am.

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DOOR CLOSES

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So you're saying she doesn't need any more lessons and she's ready?

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Yeah, yeah. She's a natural. One of a kind, her.

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Ooh! Hear that, Vincent? A natural.

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Thank you, Clive.

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Kim? A natural?

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A natural disaster. Listen to me.

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I've been in a motor with some dangerous people in my time,

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but I have never been so scared as I was today.

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So do the world a favour, get that girl an Oyster card, all right?

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We'll do it for 20 quid.

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A score? The council only charge a tenner. Leave it out.

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Yeah, but you didn't ring the council, did ya?

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All right, 15 quid if you take the bike, an' all. And you wait

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till we go inside so Stacey don't see you, yeah?

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All right.

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All right, go on. Out of here.

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Will!

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Dad, can I go and play with Denny?

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Yeah, go on, then.

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Yeah. Thank you. Thanks very much, that is brilliant.

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OK, I'll, erm, I'll ring you tomorrow. Thanks.

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-What time do you call this?

-Sorry. Sorry, mate, I have been a busy boy.

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-You all right?

-Yeah, yeah. That was the estate agents.

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I've just got a viewing for Masood's.

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-Masood's?

-Mm-hm.

-Your mum all right with that?

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Yeah, she will be. Eventually.

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I hope.

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Good luck to you, mate, yeah? Listen, we owe you for this.

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Cheers, pal.

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Hey! Tss-tss!

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"Radiant"? You say I look radiant?

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Yeah! The single life must agree with you, darling. You look good.

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-What do you want, Babe?

-Nothing!

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It's just I've got a bit of a cash-flow problem...

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No.

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-It's only short term.

-Babe, I'm skint.

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You can't get blood out of a stone, so stop trying.

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Er, how are you getting on? All right?

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-Oh, getting there.

-Oh, good, yeah.

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"Get-in-there", then, and go and help Abi, can't ya?

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-SHE CHUCKLES

-Get it? Good, that, weren't it?

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Great.

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If he had anything to say, he should've said it to my face.

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What kind of getaway driver flinches over speed bumps, anyway?

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-I could barely concentrate.

-You never concentrate.

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Getaway driver? Do me a favour.

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No wonder he got caught.

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Why don't YOU just teach her?

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I mean, one bad lesson don't make it a bad idea.

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And who's better to learn from than somebody you love?

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You're right. Yeah.

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I mean, you're the one that's insisting I should take lessons.

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And we really do need to spend some more quality time together.

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-Yeah, but, you see...

-No, look, we can make days of it.

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You know, picnics, shopping... A bit of Kimcent time. You know?

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I'll tell you what, I'm going to pick up Pearl

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and I'm going to sort us out some plans.

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And let's just hope that I can keep my hands at ten and two...!

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LAUGHTER

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-See you later.

-Yeah.

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-Thanks.

-What?

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Dinner's ready. There's loads to go round, if anyone fancies.

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No, we're going to leave you to it.

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I reckon Vincent could do with another stiff orange. Don't you?

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-I totally agree, mate. Come on.

-Listen, thanks for your help, boys.

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-And, Kush, let us know how you get on.

-Yeah.

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-Oh, er, tell your mum that we said thanks, yeah?

-Yeah...

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DOOR SLAMS SHUT

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KEYS JANGLE

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TRAIN PASSES

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BOYS SHOUT HAPPILY

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-Here you are, mind.

-Just in time.

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-Right, he's soundo. So, has everyone got a drink? ALL:

-Yeah.

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Egg and chips. Great.

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Couldn't be less vegan if you tried.

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Oi!

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Here you go.

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That is a vegan,

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probably taste-free, ready-made chickpea curry especially for you.

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Now, you can either sit and eat it with the rest of us or you

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can throw it away, because nobody else wants it. Take it or leave it.

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Thank you.

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My pleasure. Right, let's eat.

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Who? "Just-drive-Clive"? Course I've heard of him.

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See? Everyone knows Clive. You must've been a rubbish copper.

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Yeah, all right, never mind that. Headline news -

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Vincent is bang in trouble. Unlucky, son.

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No, to be fair, y'know, any geezer and his wife

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in a motor longer than an hour, there will be a row. Fact,

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mate. It will end in tears.

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Tears? It'll end in A&E.

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-I mean, is it swerveable?

-Have you met Kim?

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Ronnie's a nightmare, an' all. She drove home from this party once.

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Country lanes. Pitch-black.

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I was in the crash position all the way home.

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She was like Penelope Pitstop gone wrong.

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See, listen, listen, I told you, it'll end in tears.

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-Stace? Have you got a sec?

-Yeah.

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I just want to say I'm sorry for earlier.

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I just...

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I dunno.

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I just feel like I'm always on the outside looking in. You know?

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But I do really appreciate it. The curry.

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Even though it was a bit dodgy.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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And I don't mind sharing a room.

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Not...really.

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Look, I shouldn't have put you on the spot with Lil.

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But I meant what I said. We are family.

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And I'm here if you ever need me for a vegan curry or a chat

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or whatever. Go on, you lead the way.

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ALL: # Happy birthday to you

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# Happy birthday to you

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# Happy birthday, dear Kyle

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# Happy birthday to you! #

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# And many more! #

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ALL CHEER

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Hm! Off out, are we?

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Erm, yeah. Last-minute drinks. I could do with it.

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Nice to treat yourself, ain't it?

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Yeah. I suppose.

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I mean, you're a young, single, free woman.

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Why wouldn't you?

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Right. I'll, er, see you later, yeah?

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Expensive habit, these days. Going out.

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You sure you can afford it?

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-What?

-Going for a drink.

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Used to be affordable when I was your age. But now?

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What are you going on about?

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You know, you're a brave girl.

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Here you are, swanning about...

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money to burn...

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..yet one phone call would be all it took to send you down for

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attempted murder.

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I think it's time you paid for your freedom.

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Don't you?

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Wow. That job Mick had for you was serious, weren't it?

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# You're in trouble! #

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I've never seen you look so worried.

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Hm! I'll see you next week. Yeah?

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'They're mint.'

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-Thanks, you lot.

-Enjoy them, mate.

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You'll be lucky to make 23 if Vincent gets hold of you tomorrow.

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I'm not scared of him.

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Good, cos you're on your own if he comes looking for ya.

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I wouldn't mind going 12 rounds with him.

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What, are we boring you?

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Oh, leave her alone. Why don't you go round Louise's?

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-We are actually old and boring.

-Speak for yourself.

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Well, she did ask if I could stay over.

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Go on, then. Abandon your family.

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-Thank you!

-You traitor. Call yourself a vegan?

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-Think of the cows, Bex!

-Bye!

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Is wine vegan?

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PHONE RINGS

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-ABI:

-'Hiya. I'm going out for a drink, but I shouldn't be home late.

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'I've got my key just in case. Don't wait up.'

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All right, put it this way. It's Lewis Hamilton, not Louise.

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It's Damon Hill, it ain't Denise Hill.

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Exactly. Men are better drivers.

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It's fact. Isn't that right, Patrick?

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-Count me out.

-I'll tell you what winds me up.

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Why is women's insurance cheaper than men's?

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Because, Kim aside, we are better drivers.

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I'll tell you what, I'll give you that one. Let's just call it a draw.

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Right, who wants a booze?

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I told Ronnie I'll be home soon. But first, let's all agree on one thing.

0:23:490:23:53

He's got two chances of teaching Kim to drive -

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slim and none. Right?

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Hey, you want to bet?

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-Er, what?

-I bet you can. Eh? Time.

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Practice. Why not?

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All right. 50 quid says you can't by Christmas.

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Well, I'll tell you what, I'll have a bit of that, for a start.

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Come on, lads, put your money where his mouth is.

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You know what? You're on.

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-Yeah!

-All right, all right. All over that. Bull's-eyes, yes?

0:24:230:24:27

Stiff orange juice for me, mate.

0:24:270:24:29

Have you seen Callie's hair?

0:24:290:24:32

Who?

0:24:320:24:33

Tallulah's sister. Year Ten.

0:24:330:24:35

She's pretty, but she'd look better with a fringe. She's got a big...

0:24:360:24:41

-SHE SIGHS

-You are such great company(!)

0:24:420:24:45

Er, Bex?

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You might actually wanna see this.

0:24:490:24:51

When was this?

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This afternoon. I hate to say I told you so,

0:24:560:25:00

but...winky faces on the end of a text ain't gonna cut it no more.

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-TV:

-'They're all sand-blasted links in the same chain.'

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RATTLING

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'On a day that seems to fulfil the prophecy of climatic change,

0:25:110:25:15

'I've come to meet Barrie Griffiths, a local historian

0:25:150:25:18

'who's been studying the Kenfig dunes.

0:25:180:25:21

'This is a good old...'

0:25:210:25:24

TV OFF

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You all right? What's wrong?

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Yeah. Both in and settled on the first night. I can't believe it.

0:26:040:26:08

What you looking at?

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You. You've been amazing today.

0:26:170:26:20

You're drunk!

0:26:200:26:22

No, I'm serious. Y'know, sorting the move. Bex. Dinner.

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Everything.

0:26:270:26:28

You've reminded me of my mum.

0:26:280:26:31

Ooh! Don't spoil it.

0:26:310:26:33

No, not like that! In a good way.

0:26:330:26:35

You know, she...she sorted people out, you know?

0:26:370:26:40

And people listened to her.

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And she just was all about the family, you know?

0:26:430:26:45

Don't it scare you?

0:26:470:26:50

-What?

-This.

0:26:500:26:51

Being happy. I'm just... I'm just waiting for the phone to ring

0:26:530:26:56

or someone to knock at the door, or...

0:26:560:26:59

I dunno, there's always something that can go wrong, ain't there?

0:26:590:27:03

You know, I was looking round today, and I had my family with me.

0:27:030:27:08

Friends. Neighbours. Us all having a laugh, helping out.

0:27:080:27:12

And I felt lucky, you know? Cos we are lucky.

0:27:140:27:17

We're together, in a place where we belong, and...

0:27:170:27:20

..we're happy.

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What more do you want? And if the phone rings

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or the door goes...

0:27:280:27:30

..bring it on.

0:27:330:27:34

Come on.

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