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You need to get a new hobby, love.

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Agnes Novak, Environmental Health.

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We had a complaint about the cafe. May I come in?

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Ugh! So much for Carmel's War on Bins.

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Listen, unless you want me to puke on the stock,

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please don't mention the smell.

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Yeah, I got a message to call Gary?

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Is it sunny today, is it?

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You given the kids the day off or something?

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No, I dropped them at Honey's and she's going to take them in.

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Listen, have you got anything colourful for Ricky's costume?

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Get in there!

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Just the, uh, Fantasy football. I'm top of the league!

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You could try Lloyd's stall.

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He's got a bunch of new velvety and sequin stuff in.

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Is Ricky one of the kings?

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Oh, minted. How appropriate!

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Yeah, he's Caspar. Listen, have you heard from Phil?

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I mean, I tried texting him but...

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Well, you know Phil,

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he'll be settling in, won't he? Making friends.

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Don't worry, OK, he'll be giving you away in no time.

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Right, Lloyd it is, then. See you later?

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-Yeah.

-Bye.

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Our offer's been accepted.

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On the house?!

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We're moving to Ongar!

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Did Dad text you, too?

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He's been in the Royal Free one night.

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The staff have been so helpful and Phil still hates them.

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He will make it work, won't he?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course.

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Great.

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Look, he's just nervous, Louise, that's all.

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And you are not leaving that washing up.

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That was all Roxy's from last night!

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Well, looks like she owes you one, then.

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No arguments. I've got a lot to do before visiting hours.

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She sponges off us and she doesn't even clear up after herself.

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Oh, she's sponging off you, is she?

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You been paying the bills round here without telling us?

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Right, she is not going anywhere until she's dried and put

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-them dishes away.

-I'll be late for school!

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I shall see you tonight.

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-Look, here, I'll help.

-Thanks.

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How's your dad been?

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Uh... Have you...?

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-Why aren't you wearing your bracelet?

-No, we haven't!

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-Shakil!

-What? I just haven't put it on yet!

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Hope your fingernails ain't in their usual state.

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Environmental Health spot check.

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Oh, no! That's why Kathy called me in.

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I'm never going to get a pay rise now.

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Good luck with that.

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If we don't all start bringing some money in,

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we're not going to have enough money for mum's respite care, all right?

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-So wish me luck.

-Oh, uh, Tina? Can you get in here, please?

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I heard it's something to do with dysentery.

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I got here as quick as I could.

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You lot have got some front.

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We wouldn't normally respond to complaints, but it's super

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close to your scheduled inspection, so...

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The reason my bins are in a state is cos the residents put their

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bags in them. And that is because you, the council,

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refuse to collect theirs.

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Actually, bin collection is no longer run by us, thank heavens!

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Now I'm here, I might as well check a few things.

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Tina, is it? Oh, I love your trainers!

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Could you explain food storage procedure, please?

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(There's a procedure?)

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'Thanks for coming round so quick.'

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Take a seat in there - I'll get us a coffee.

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Uh, excuse me? What is she doing here?

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Well, she's here to give us a valuation on this place.

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Well, what do we need a valuation for?

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Well, the more assets we got,

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the more likely we are to get a mortgage.

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But you've already had one agreed in principle, haven't you?

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Yes, but that was for a buy to let - this one's for a residential one.

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OK? Is that interrogation over?

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Uh, excuse me. I did not say that it's OK to sell my house.

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-And nor did Roxy.

-Ron, it's just a valuation that's all.

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All right?

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Do you want some milk and sugar?

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Mrs Branning! I need a repair.

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I got it caught on a nail at work, look.

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Oh, I'm sorry but we don't do...

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Look! This ain't a tear, it's a cut.

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Yeah, yeah, I just really need it fixing.

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Yes, but we don't do....

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Um, if it were alongside the seam, I might be able.

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But I'm sorry, this is a lost cause.

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So I've gotta get a new one? Oh!

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I don't believe this. When does it stop?

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Wait, I tell you what, can you at least give it a try?

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Please, please, please. Thank you, Mrs Branning.

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-I'll see you later, I really appreciate it. Bye!

-Oh, I say.

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So, all the sandwich ingredients are prepped the night before,

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and then they're stored in the fridge.

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And the bacon, the raw meat?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it all goes in the fridge, too.

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-In what order?

-She means how the cooked food...

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Sorry, Kath.

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Right now, I'm just super interested

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in the standard of your staff training.

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It just...it just all goes in the fridge, right?

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The perishables, so to speak.

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Thank you, Tina.

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I'm going to recommend you for one of our training courses.

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You're responsible for your staff.

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They should know cooked food is stored above raw food.

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That's just common sense, surely?

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-We'd be very happy with that. I'll be in touch.

-Bye.

-Bye.

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Did you hear that?

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We make that much money from this place, we'd laughing!

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-Just a valuation.

-Ron, we can't ignore money like that.

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I agreed to move, not sell my home.

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Well, your home's in Ongar now.

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So you need to see this house for what it is - an asset.

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Roxy's not going to see it as an asset.

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I think she will when she gets her cut.

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I mean, considering she ain't paid the mortgage in, like, forever.

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How long have you been planning this?

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Babe, I had the offer accepted, I made a few calls. That's all.

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Look, if you don't want to sell, then, OK, it's possible,

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with a much bigger mortgage and much more interest.

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That means less money for me, you and the kids.

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I mean, what's really the problem here?

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First we take her daughter, then we sell her house.

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-I don't think she'll even notice.

-Jack!

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Ron, come on, it was a joke!

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Look, you've got to see this is good for Roxy, too.

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And you better start working a way in which you're going to tell her.

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No! No, this is your idea.

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No, diplomacy is your department.

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I'm the shark that's going to make us all

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a nice tidy wedge from this asset.

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Have you lost something?

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No.

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No. See you later.

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I've got to borrow some bacon.

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That food bod from the council made us chuck ours out

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cos it was one day out of date.

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Kitchen's closed on a Monday.

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Yeah, well, it's me and I'm family.

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Never been a fan of nepotism.

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Take it the inspection didn't go well?

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It's Ian's fault. He never said what went where in the fridge.

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Didn't get the raise, then?

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I never asked. Kathy's in a right bad mood.

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I've got to revise procedures all day.

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She won't be your boss much longer.

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"That the council?

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"I'm ever so concerned about the bins

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"outside the cafe on Bridge Street.

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-"My kids eat there." You

-made the complaint?

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I've applied to open up the Vic earlier. "Babe's Breakfasts"!

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Should be a tidy earner. Once the competition's out the way.

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You should come work for me.

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Babe, stop! Ian's been good to me.

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Oh. Sacking you was in your best interests, was it?

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Mick! Mick! Do you know about Babe applying to have breakfasts here?

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No, because that would mean having a variation of hours

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application, which only me and Linda can apply for.

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Unless...she's been forging our signatures.

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I'll leave you to explain, Babe. I need to get bacon.

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We've run out. For some reason.

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Kitchen's closed Mondays!

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Oh, them stairs.

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Oh, Whitney! Ooh, you nearly gave me a fright.

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You can tell Lee that I've done it ahead of schedule, so he can relax.

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-Hi, Dot. What have you done?

-His jacket.

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And you can tell him it weren't a tear - it was a cut.

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Well, why didn't he ask me to do it?

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Well, I expect, you know, he thought I was more experienced.

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-Did you really do this?

-Yes.

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There's no-one this side of Tower Hamlets who's as good as me.

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I knew it.

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It's them strip lights in the launderette, they're on the blink.

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I could hardly see my feet this morning when I was sweeping up.

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Well, don't worry, I'll get it sorted.

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-No, no, no! Dot, I can do it.

-No, no, I'll do it. No, no.

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-I can do it!

-Thank you.

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A pantomime horse, Geraldine?

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I mean, given my considerable experience...

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Front or back, I don't care. Fight it out with Kathy.

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Sorry.

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Do we know who's playing Scrooge yet?

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The cages were full at work.

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So. "To London.

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"Dickens' Magic Lantern was a hard place,

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"ravaged by social inequality and disease."

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Somebody's been at the Wikipedia.

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"Where architectural monuments

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"to empire towered over squalid slums."

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And evil inspectors ruin the lives of poor coffee shop owners.

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"Through this Magic Lantern walks Scrooge,

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"a man to whom no man wishes good day,

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"no child enquires the time."

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GASPS AND CHATTER

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"And Scrooge liked it that way,

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"immune as he was to human sympathy."

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-He's playing Scrooge?

-He doesn't have the chops!

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-He's fit, though.

-What?

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Oh, not that Scrooge needs to be fit.

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Yeah, yeah, but he reading Geraldine's script, man?

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That is going to be painful.

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"Merry Christmas! 'Umbug!

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"I hates Christmas I do, 'ates it!

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"Waste of time and moo-la-a-ah!"

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THEY LAUGH

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TEXT TONE ON PHONE

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-Hey, you.

-Yeah, you all right?

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-You all right?

-Mm-hm.

-Give us a kiss.

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-Ooh. You been drinking?

-Yeah, I just had a few after work.

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What, you're necking cans down the park now, are you?

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What's with the interrogation?

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I'm only joking. What's happened?

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The payroll system's down,

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so it don't look like we're all going to get paid until next week.

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But I thought you got an advance?

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Yeah, that's on my basic wage, it don't include commission.

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Did you want that?

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Yeah, please.

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Well, that ain't a disaster, is it?

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Not everyone gets paid the same I do.

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A week to some means missing out on their rent.

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Yeah. No, I'm sorry, you're right, of course not. I'm being selfish.

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We can tighten our belts a bit, I suppose.

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It's Christmas, in case you ain't noticed.

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No, you've already spent enough on that, Lee.

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Oi, listen. You are going to have the best December on record. Fact.

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Oh, Dot came over... Ow!

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Dot came over earlier with your suit jacket.

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It was torn or something.

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Yeah, yeah, I caught it on a nail at work.

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-Why didn't you ask me to fix it?

-You've got enough on your plate.

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You're joking, ain't you? I've spent all day choosing between

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Sherbert Lemon and Lilac Dreams!

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So where is it, the jacket?

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She took it away again to fix it.

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-Can't rely on anyone, can you?

-Huh? Lee?!

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Shakil, you can run but you can't hide.

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What was the park like 100 years ago?

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I dunno. Probably a plague pit.

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-Sharon back yet?

-Any minute.

-Today go any better?

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How should I know, I'm just his daughter.

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-What's a plague pit!?

-I don't know.

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Look, I've just got in from a hard day's graft.

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Please give me a break, yeah?

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Mummy's been partying all weekend, give her a break.

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Shakil, I know why you weren't wearing your bracelet

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this morning, all right? Snap back!

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It's so exciting to see my writing brought to life with such nuance!

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Geraldine, Geraldine. Look, man.

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You appear to have cut my line.

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While that plank of wood takes centre stage.

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Oi! You got a problem, pal?

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Me, no problem, no. Violence is the preserve of fascists and bullies!

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Keith is not a fascist, Derek. If you've got a problem, leave!

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Oi! Oi! Hang on a minute.

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This is supposed to be a nice community charity event.

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Stop sacking everyone all the time.

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Actually, the money isn't going to the children's unit any more -

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administrative issues.

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-Well, where's it going, then?

-What's that?!

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Oh, uh, this is Freddie Mercury. He was abandoned.

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Where's the cash going, Geraldine?

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I want it out of here right now!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Who is it?

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-'It's Lee Carter!'

-Well, hold on.

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Mrs Branning, why did you tell Whitney about my jacket?

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Well, you said it was urgent.

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Don't you come in here shouting the odds at this time of night.

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-It's just I didn't want her to...

-I shall have a word

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-with your parents.

-Mrs Branning, look.

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OK, I'm sorry. Can I just get my jacket, please?

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It's on the sofa.

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I'll pay you as soon as my wages come in, all right?

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I don't want no money, I ain't an invisible mender.

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I done it as a favour.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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# I see a little silhouetto of a man

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# Scaramouch, scaramouch

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# Will you do the Fandango?... #

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-This is mortifying.

-Well, you came up with his name!

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Yeah, well, all our abandoned pets get named after rock stars.

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And how does Dot feel about Freddie Mercury moving in?

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-Oh, she'll be fine.

-You better take care of her.

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She's not as strong as you think.

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Here we go.

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So, where is the money going?

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Oh, same as my lines, I suspect.

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Into the never-never.

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I have trodden the boards with many a Geraldine over the years.

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What they lack in artistic merit they usually make up for with

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a Stalinesque tyranny.

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Yeah, well, she ain't getting away with it.

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Christmas is about charity, not embezzlement.

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Ask me anything about food storage.

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And you're expecting a "well done", are you?

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For learning the basics of your job?

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It ain't my fault Ian never gave me training.

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He only hired me when he was desperate and then he sacked

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me when he wasn't.

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Yeah, well, that shouldn't have happened.

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And Ian did say he was sorry.

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Yeah. Well, maybe he should make it up to me.

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-I need a pay rise.

-A pay rise?

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I've got to go on a training course cos of you.

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I just need a bit of extra help for Mum's respite care.

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-No, I'm sorry. It's not possible.

-Look...

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End of conversation!

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Christmas is about charity, is it?

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Oh, don't you look handsome in your uniform?

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You want to think about having a career in the police force,

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like your daddy did. Them buttons are as good as new. Come on.

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Thanks, Dot. How much do I owe you?

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Oh, I wouldn't dream of it, not for a few loose buttons.

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-Where's the title registration?

-What?

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The document that was in this pocket.

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Well, I don't... I didn't see nothing in there.

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Well, hang on, this ain't my jacket. KNOCK ON DOOR

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Oh, who's that, this time of night?

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Lee! He must have picked it up by mistake!

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-Lee? Do you know how many decades she worked in there...

-Hi, Dot.

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-Sorry if this is a bad time.

-..can't even tell the difference between a tailored suit...

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Amy needs to know what the park was like 100 years ago, for school.

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I wouldn't have the faintest idea. It was before my time.

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Do you know what, it's going to be stressful enough selling this

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house, without losing the title registration for it.

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Sorry, the house as in number 27?

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No, you can't be selling that cos that's mine, that's not yours.

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Come on, Amy, let's see if we can find a biscuit in the tin.

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Sit down beside Ricky.

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-Ron was going to have a word.

-Oh, was she now?

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-What, is this about Ongar, is it?

-Yeah, we've had an offer accepted.

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-I thought that was, like, way off.

-No, it's happening. Like we agreed.

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I did not agree to sell my house!

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-Look, Roxy...

-Amy! We're going, come on! Let's go.

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Oh, by the way, don't worry about that document.

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You won't be needing it.

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This Patient Education thing tomorrow better help

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me just to get dad to shut up and do the tests.

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Oi!

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What, you thinking about Shaki?

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What? Oh, he's just being funny with me.

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Hasn't text me all day.

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Well, his mates were giving him jokes after school.

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What were they saying?

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It was just boys chatting rubbish but...

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they did use the word "frigid".

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Who are they to judge? As if they have done everything, anyway.

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Most people in my year have done everything, never mind yours!

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Look, don't tell him I showed you but...I can replay it.

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'Oi, look, don't tell Bex cos it's just going to upset her.

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'It's just a joke. Allow it still, yeah?'

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Obviously, I was going to tell you.

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But it is sweet he didn't want you to know.

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Yeah, but...what am I going to do?

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Well, tell him to stop wearing the bracelet for a start.

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-Well, people'll think...

-What, and that's such a bad thing?

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Yeah, Mick, Dot just got a bit confused, bless her.

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Yeah, so I've got his jacket, he's got mine.

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Yeah. Is he in the pub?

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Well, look, if you see him, tell him that I've left the title

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register for the house in the inside pocket and I need it ASAP.

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Yeah, cheers, mate.

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Strange thing to be carrying around with you,

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a title registration document.

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-Hm?

-You can just get another one if it's lost, can't you?

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Yeah, it's just a hassle, ain't it?

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When did you say you dropped your jacket off at Dot's?

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-Saturday, wasn't it?

-Yeah, something like that.

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Are you going to pour me a glass of wine or what?

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Well, that's funny, considering we only got the offer today.

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When did you arrange this valuation?

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The estate agent was waiting for us when we got back home.

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What, have you got her on a retainer or something?

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Retainer! That's a good one!

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I arranged it last week.

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You lied to my face this morning?

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How long have you been planning this? What, a week? More?

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It's hardly a big conspiracy, Ron.

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You wait till Roxy finds out.

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She knows. She caught me looking for the document at Dot's.

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I thought she was in a mood when she dropped Amy off earlier!

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She gave me a funny look.

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-You need to go and sort it out with her.

-Me?!

-Yes!

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-Oh, come on, you're the diplomatic one!

-No!

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I'm not having her think that I sold her out behind her back.

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You did this. You, the shark.

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Seriously, if you want me to move to Ongar,

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you need to go and sort it out with my sister. Now.

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I know I sounded like Geraldine,

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but I was just so annoyed this morning.

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I mean, everyone knows that cooked food goes above raw in

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-a fridge, right?

-Yeah, yeah, but if you can't give her a rise,

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at least you could explain why.

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You know, like, the more I'm thinking about it,

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you know, breakfast in here, it could be a good thing.

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It'd be a nice thing, I think.

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What, and you're happy with Babe being able to forge your signature?

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Well, that's Babe for you, ain't it? I suppose.

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You've brainwashed Mick, then.

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You thought about my offer?

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No! I haven't had a chance.

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I'm dealing with all the trouble you've been causing.

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-BABE CHUCKLES

-That's nothing.

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Got a tasty photo of a rat by Kathy's bins earlier.

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Babe, enough.

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I'm just getting started. When I'm done, there won't be a cafe.

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Tina. Look, I'm sorry, the way I spoke to you just now.

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It's just I don't think you understand

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the margins we're working with.

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All I know is I helped your family out when you was in need.

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Yeah, and there's a reason I'm running the cafe, and not you.

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Er, food storage hiccups aside, I could run that cafe in my sleep.

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Yeah, I know.

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And the only reason I took the job was

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because we couldn't afford to pay you more.

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I'm earning less than you.

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Yeah, I know, but...

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Look, I would love to give you a raise

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and, barring today's hiccup, yeah, you do deserve it...

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..but we just don't have the money. I'm sorry.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-Ugh.

-CLEARS THROAT

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I want us not to fight about this.

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What, and you do that by lying to my face, do you?

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By trying to shift the one thing in this world that I actually own?

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You don't care about the house.

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It's all I've got!

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OK? And if it all goes to pot,

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then I've got something to leave Amy when I've gone, haven't I?

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-OK, I get that.

-Wow, he's worked it out(!)

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No wonder they made you a detective inspector(!)

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You know, talking to you is a lot like talking to Amy.

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Except, you know, she can be reasonable on occasion.

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Why don't you try selling all her dolls, yeah?

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See how she reacts to that.

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Like this, probably.

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Look, I know this isn't just about

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you leaving her something when you're gone.

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All right? This is about status.

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Rox, you and me - we're different.

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Me and Ronnie, we love plans, you know, timetables, mid-week stuff.

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You...

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What?

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What, am I just a party girl?

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No, it's... It's more weekend fun.

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Is that what you tell our daughter?

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It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's just who you are.

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And, you know, when you want to be, you can be a good parent.

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I mean, we've had mishaps, ain't we?

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That rabbit, that weren't a fan...

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but, ultimately, Rox, you're a good person.

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Shut up.

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Look, you are. All right?

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I know it. Amy knows it.

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Now you're getting upset cos if we move, Amy's going to be with us

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during the week and you at weekends, and you seem to think that's

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going to make you less important somehow, but it's just not.

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I know which of the two of us she's going to have more fun with.

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And Ronnie - you know she ain't going to go ahead with this

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without your consent.

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So you've got final word.

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But I promise you, if I sell this place, you get half.

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All right? Think what you could do with all that with Amy.

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-She have a change of heart?

-They're too skint, like everyone.

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Come work for me, and I'll give you a 30% stake in profits.

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For 30%, you're going to want more than service with a smile.

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Maybe you could see to it the cafe falls some way below the

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standards of cleanliness expected by the council on their next visit.

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You want to sabotage Kathy? What have you got against her?

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Nothing. It's just healthy competition.

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Think about it.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-Hey.

-You all right, Whit?

-All right?

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Jack. Thought...

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Thought you was meant to give, like, 24 hours notice or something?

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It's looking nice in here.

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Thank you. I'm glad you like it.

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I was going to text you, actually...

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Listen, I've got your jacket. You've got mine.

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Bit of a senior moment from Dot.

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Oh, one sec. I hadn't noticed, so...

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Here, what you stuck these on with?

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JACK TUTS Watch the paint!

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Jack, it'll be fine.

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I was going to text you, because I was hoping to paint that wall.

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I found this really nice "lilac dreams".

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No, no, no "lilac dreams". That's fine.

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Yeah, it is yours.

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I was in a rush, so I just picked it up and ran.

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You want to sort yourself out a new suit.

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Nothing like a dodgy whistle.

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Oh, this makes my life a lot easier!

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There was some money in here...

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Oh, that's yours! It fell out when I got home.

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Oh! It's lucky I asked, innit?

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Whit.

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If you see Dot, can you apologise for me?

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I was a bit mean earlier.

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Me too, actually.

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Nothing a bunch of flowers won't sort out. Dot's a trooper.

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-See you later.

-Bye, Jack.

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-Ta-ra.

-Later.

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Oh, good heavens. Abi!

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Oh, so you've met Freddie Mercury?

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I can feel me glands swelling up already.

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You'll have to get rid of him.

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I can't have wild animals in the house.

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He's already been abandoned once. I can't just abandon him again.

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Please? It's just for one night.

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Do you have anything I could line his cage with?

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Don't touch those. No, they are my private affairs!

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So you DO have a problem with your eyesight.

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No. My eyesight's fine.

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Why didn't you say anything?

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Instead of stabbing yourself 500 times

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trying to fix Uncle Jack's suit?

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Abi, don't exaggerate. I pricked me finger once.

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They come through the door.

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I thought you said they were your private affairs.

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Yes, well, I was going to throw them away...

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Oh, I don't mind, line his cage with them.

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You can't use printed paper. The ink's poisonous.

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Well, then, just throw them away. I told you, I don't mind.

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My eyesight is fine.

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Look, sorry to bother you, but there's something you should know.

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Babe has applied for an early licence.

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Wants to get in on the breakfast trade and muscle you out.

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I see.

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And that Environmental Health complaint...

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What, she actually tried to shut us down?!

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Why are you telling me?

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She offered me a job, a share in the profits.

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Be like working for a hungry cobra, though.

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And you're after your pay rise.

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No. No, I'm telling you because I like my job.

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I'll find the extra money some other way. See you tomorrow.

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You have my blessing. Sell it.

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Something happened?

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No, she's just saying we can sell the house.

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Are you sure? I mean...

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As long as it gives Amy the childhood she deserves,

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then I'm sure.

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I don't know what to say...

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Look, we'll shift it in no time, I promise.

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-And you get 50%.

-Yeah.

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Do you know? We should think about spring cleaning.

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The viewings are going to start more or less straight away, aren't they?

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We'll just get a professional to do it.

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-We should redecorate!

-Ron, that's a bit overkill.

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I'll... I'll leave you to it, yeah?

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-I'll see you tomorrow.

-All right. Rox, thank you.

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