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"Christmas is about... Christmas is charity." | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Martin, will you make a choice - either eat, drink or rehearse? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Look, Derek is coming to see how I'm doing later | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
and I still haven't nailed it, have I? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-Right, and I've got to go to work as well. -Just come here. Come here. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Good. Right, go on, do it for me. Again. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
"Christmas is about charity, kindness. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
"It is a day when families open up to each other, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
"fellow passengers to the grave." | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Sharon. Sharon! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-He's really bad. -Nonsense. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
You've never really been a morning person, have you, love? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
You know, your mum used to say when you were little, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
you'd scream the house down when they woke you up. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Listen, Phil, why don't we start making some plans for Christmas, eh? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:43 | |
Make a list of all the stuff you really want to do. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
What's the point? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Just got a message from Nancy. They're in Japan now. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Do you reckon those Christmas lights | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
are meant to be terminally depressing, or... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
I e-mailed the council about it. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Didn't hear a word back so maybe they are. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
It's appropriate somehow. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
L, I'm gutted that Nancy ain't here as well. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Let's try and make it a special one, though, eh? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
They must have given a reason. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
No, just says, "I regret to inform you we're withdrawing the offer," | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
blah, blah, blah, "We're sure you'll find another buyer." | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-Oh! -Ron, it happens when you're selling a house. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-It might happen again. -No, the wedding band has just cancelled. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-They e-mailed last night. -What? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Look, it's OK. We'll find another one. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
I just wish we could press pause or something. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-Come on, not on our wedding. -No, on Christmas. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Do you think people would mind putting it on hold for a month | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-while we tie the knot? -No harm in asking, is there? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
BABY WHIMPERS | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-I'll go. -No, no, no, I'll get it. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Ron? -Yeah? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
I saw your light on. I need caffeine. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Do you want me to turn the lights off as well? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
I said I wanted caffeine, not sarcastic comments. Is Amy up yet? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
No, she's not. I'm not going to wake her up early either, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
cos she'll be a nightmare. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
So why don't you just lie there and try not to be sick. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Then how about a movie marathon after dinner? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Lights off. All cosy. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
We could watch all them Bourne movies. You like them. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
There are about five of them now. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Give everyone a chance to digest the turkey, won't it? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Lou, just give us a sec, will you? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
I'll say bye before school. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Sharon, this could be my last Christmas. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
Why, you going to cancel next year? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
You could get a call from the Royal Free any minute. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
If you're serious about giving me a special day, then... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
..I don't want all this. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
It's not legally binding. It's just a list. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
The best present you could get me is just, | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
just clear everyone out, please. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
At Christmas? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Just go to Ian's or something. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, I'd love to see your reaction if I suggested that to you! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-I mean it, Sharon. -No, I'm sorry, Phil! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
I know you've had a bad night | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
but I'm not going to cancel Christmas cos of a bad shoulder! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
You'd only regret it on the day. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Oh, thanks. Yeah, they're perfect. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I thought we had everything from the move but turns out every time | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I try to make something, I ain't got it. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Should have seen Lee's face last night. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
I had to tell him there was no cheese grater. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
You didn't make him eat a baked potato without grated cheese? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
What, and the Square's still standing? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-I mean that's Armageddon territory, that is. -Hence the egg cups. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
That's why I'm going to make him breakfast in bed. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
He's been really stressed out with work lately. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Do you have to do that now? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-Just getting everyone in the mood, ain't I? -Looks like how I feel. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
It'll be all right once I give it a little once over | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
with the pilling brush, it'll be brand-new. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Yeah, so we're definitely doing the grotto this year, then? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Unless it really is the end of the world. You love it. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
-It's tradition. -Maybe we can find a tradition that don't involve kids | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
running amok in my pub. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Is Thursday all right for the open house? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-Yeah, just make sure it's not too early. -Open house? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Yeah, the buyer pulled out so we're having another open house | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
to find a new buyer as quickly as possible. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
When was I going to find out about this? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-We only found out an hour ago. -I've been here 20 minutes. -Roxy! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Do you know what the three most stressful things in life are? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Moving house, getting married and Christmas, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
and we're doing all three of them at the same time. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Are we going on holiday? -No, love. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-Yes, we are, to Dorset. -No, we're not going anywhere, sweetie. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-No? -No. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
So, sorry, why have I just found this where you've selected dates | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
-to go to Moonfleet Cottage next week? -Hold on, I was literally... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
What were you going to do? Take my daughter as well? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Send me a postcard - "Happy Christmas, we've all jumped ship | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
"and the sale of the house has fallen through. Ciao!" | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Don't come round here hanging from last night, picking fights. -Jack. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Amy, give Mummy a kiss. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
I'm going to work. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Rise and shine, babe. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Oi, look. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
What's all this? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Well, I can't help with work but I can make the before bit better. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
-Here you are. -Ooh. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Remind me to get some more egg cups. I had to borrow these off your mum. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Mmm, nice coffee. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
You know, she seemed a bit... I dunno. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
I just think the burglary's really got to her. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Can't she just get over it? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
I know it weren't nice, but no-one died, did they? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
-Lee, I still get nightmares and it weren't even my place. -I'm late. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
What about your breakfast? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
You're in early. Not after a breakfast G&T, I hope? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Don't tempt me. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I, erm... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I just walked Louise to the bus stop | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
and I can't quite face going home yet. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Hey, what's all this? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Phil had a bad night. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
He wants us all to go away for Christmas, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
leave him alone for a few days. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Oh, men are so stupid sometimes. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
It's just if you're ill, well, you want your family around, no? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
I'd want Phil around. Why doesn't he want me there? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
He probably don't want to bring you all down. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
I mean, I feel like that. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Like my miserable face is going to ruin Christmas for everyone. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
He thinks I'm a burden. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-So what you going to do? -You think I should do what he wants, don't you? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
I do know a lovely pub in Epping Forest, the Fighting Rabbit. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Does a nice dinner. Could go for a walk afterwards. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Beautiful if it snows. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Eating someone else's turkey? Talking to strangers? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
We've got mates who go every year and they love it. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-I could text you the details. -What if something happens? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Ronnie can look in on him, make sure he's OK. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
It's either that or you find a way to make Christmas easy for him. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
The chair. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
The Easy Lie, of course! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, Linda, you are brilliant! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-Thank you. See you later. -Bye. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
I just need everyone to agree on a date. I'll do the rest. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
We are all too busy and too skint. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Oh, come on, everyone loves an office Christmas party! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
We ain't got an office. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
OK, can everyone except Donna the Unhelpful | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
give me their dates for our Christmas get-together? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Kush? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Are you telling me there's another van-load? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-Yeah, I'd help if I could, but... -No, it ain't that. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
It's just that we have sold everyone around here a tree. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
How are we supposed to shift any more? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
How about you spend a little less time learning that script of yours | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
and a little more time extolling the virtues | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
of our WONDERFUL merchandise. How about that? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Oh, Stacey's been on at me to ask. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I need Friday afternoon off for Lily's nativity. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
She's playing the innkeeper, bless her. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
You should see her in her big apron, mate, she's so cute... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
You can't have an afternoon off in December! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Some people! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-Hey. -All right? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Have you seen my sister? -Yeah, painkiller shopping. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Is she OK? I think I upset her yesterday. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Yeah, she is a bit touchy. What did you say to her? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh, just some stupid idea I had. I should've kept my mouth shut. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
-See you later. -See you. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
But can we afford it? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
No, she'd love a tablet, Billy, you know she would. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-All her friends have got them. -I've been looking for you. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Can you take both of these together? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Um, yeah, they're fine. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Good. I'll take them both. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-One sec, Billy. -I wasn't booking a holiday. -Cheers. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
-Yeah, go on, Billy. -Roxy, wait! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
The wedding band's cancelled. The buyer's pulled out. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
I was just looking online for one second. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Yeah? Just long enough to put in the exact dates you wanted. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
I was just daydreaming! Christmas didn't even cross my mind. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
What is it with you? Turning up early, picking fights. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Donna said she upset you yesterday. What did she say? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
I need to get back to work. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
It was 50 quid cheaper in the pawn shop so I just, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
you know, I went for it. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
I'll be getting my bonus soon anyway so that'll cover it, won't it? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
All right, yeah, I'll bring it over later. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Yes. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I love you too. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Jay, what you reckon? For Janet. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
You're going to be popular when this box gets opened, ain't you? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
It's the right model, isn't it? I don't know about all that stuff. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Yeah, it's the cutting edge, or it is for the next two months at least. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Billy, could I borrow Jay for a bit? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Sorry, you can't, cos his shift's going to start in three minutes. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Billy, given as you're his boss, I'm sure you can give him the time off? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-Thank you. C'mon, Jay. -Sharon, have you seen this? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
You see, I have been invited to the council's evening | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
for entrepreneurs and businessmen. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
"By way of a thank you to the essential members | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
"of the vibrant business community." | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-Well done, Billy. C'mon Jay. -No, no, Sharon. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
I don't think you understand. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
You see, this means that I am important now, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
that I am to be respected. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
So you can't tell me what to do any more. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
You have skived off most of your life | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
and Jay can't have an hour to help Phil have a decent Christmas? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Now, let's start again, shall we? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
"Yes, Sharon, take him for as long as you want." | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Or shall I get Honey in here in front of everyone | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
and make you do it anyway, hmm? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Yes, Sharon. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
Hmm? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
You can have him for as long as you want. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Jay. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
With just one you can't see it from both ends of the bar. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
I'd rather not have one at all this year. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Linda, please, help me out. I've got to get rid of these things. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Steven! We don't want another tree! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-Have you seen Ian? -Yes, mate. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
He's gone home cos of his back, so it's just you and me shifting trees. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
You do know that he's not letting me have the afternoon off | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
to go to Lily's nativity? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-None of us are getting time off. -It's bigger than that. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I need to be there. Will you just talk to him? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
You are joking? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Imagine how gutted you'd have felt if he'd missed yours. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
He did miss ours. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Martin, Luke said you were here. Can I borrow you? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-No, he's not allowed off his stall. -Huh? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Sorry, I'm just following orders. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
He'll be back outside when he's given me a hand. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Are you going to tell Ian or something? No? Good. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
-It's not far, but we'll need the van, OK. -All right. -Cheers. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
I tried to bell you, but you've been permanently engaged. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Yeah, well, I'm trying to find a new buyer pronto, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-so I ain't got long. -OK, well, I won't keep you. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
What it is, I got Linda a lovely anniversary present. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
I'm just struggling for Christmas present ideas, you know, so... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
-Really? -All right, what did you get Ronnie? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
What, apart from a new house, my hand in marriage and a honeymoon? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
I've done all that, ain't I? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
All right, well... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
silk scarves. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
They love a silk scarf. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
No matter how many they've got, each one is like the first. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
-Silk scarf? -Yeah. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Think it's going to take a little bit more than that to get my L | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
in the festive spirit. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Anyway, that's my agg, don't you worry about it. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
No, no, no, no, no, come on. Let's talk it out. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Why's she not in the mood? -Where do I start? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Nancy ain't going to be home. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
The robbery. Ollie. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
The last couple of years have just been... They've been hard. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
I mean, she's amazing, don't get me wrong. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Her strength's unbelievable. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
There's a part of me that's thinking maybe I should just let her | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
deal with it in her own way | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
but I want to put a bit of fire back in her belly, you know what I mean? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Well, I wouldn't get Ron a present to sort her out. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
Nah, no matter how down she is, you got to give them a sense of cause, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
a sense of injustice, then just sit back and watch. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Boom! It's like show time. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-Yeah, so, something that's going to get her back up. -Exactly. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Something that gets all treacles' backs up. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
Like...a stag do. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
No, mate, no. Absolutely no way. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Yeah. Hold up? You've got to have a stag do! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I've been there, ain't I? Didn't end well. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Listen, we ain't gotta go mad. -No! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Listen, as much as I want to help you out with Linda, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
the answer is a big fat not on your life, mate. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
-All right. -Yeah. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-Here, Jay, swing that back round here. -Mind the door. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
-Mind the paintwork. -That wasn't me. That wasn't me. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Phil, what you doing up? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You all right, Phil. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Martin and Jay have just delivered your Christmas present. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
Come on. Have a look. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
What's this? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
It's your Christmas present. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I thought after our little chat this morning I'd get it in early. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Lucky they had it waiting for delivery. Now, watch this, OK? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
You don't have to move all day, right? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
We're going to bring you presents and food. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
There's even a hole for your TV remote. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
I'd kill for a chair like that. Horizontal. 24/7. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-What about toilet breaks? -Does it not double up as a commode? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Martin! See, Christmas will be a cinch. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Does it stop Louise crying in the morning? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
-What? -Does it, eh? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Which button does that? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
What about the one that starts Ben talking again? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
-Is it that one? -Phil! -Eh? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Or what about the one that stops my pain 24/7? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-Is it that one? -I didn't mean anything by it. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Sharon, I'm dying, all right? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
You just bring people round here | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-like I'm some sort of freak to gawp at me. -No! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
It's just for friends and family. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-Come on, Martin. -Yes. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Phil. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Phil, once you get your transplant, you'll feel brand-new. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
That call is going to come any day now, I know it. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
That's what you want this Christmas, is it? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Some other Sharon finds her Phil's dead | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
so you can enjoy your turkey roast? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Is that what you want? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Come on, everyone's struggling this year. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Cash, ill health, you know what I mean. We need a right rustle. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Well, you have a party, then. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
You know well as I do, our missuses ain't going to let us have a party | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
out of charity, all right, so we need an excuse. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
So all I'm asking is me and you go out, get out of our nut, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
cheer ourselves up and, for PR purposes, we call it Jack's stag. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
-Jack's stag? -Eh? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-Yeah. -Hmm. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
The costumes look great. Kathy's done a marvellous job. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
-Yeah, she has. -Ah, Martin. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
Are you ready to blow me away with your stellar performance? | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
-He's been rehearsing loads, haven't you? -Yeah. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
If Ian catches me off the stall again I'm toast, | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
so I'm going to have to take a raincheck, sorry. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Oh, come on, it's Christmas. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
He can't begrudge you a little rehearsal time for a community play. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
You have met Ebenezer Beale, right? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Oh, so he's Scrooge to your Cratchit, is he? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Never mind. It'll be very good for your motivation. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
I wish he was Scrooge. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Then some ghost would turn up | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
and scare him into buying us a massive turkey. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Actually, he is pretty Scroogey, Stace. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
He won't give me the time off for Lily's nativity. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
I can't go. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Yeah, it's an open house all day, so come whenever. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
No, we don't just want Elton John covers. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I know you're a tribute but you must know some other songs. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
Well, maybe that's why you're not booked up! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Oi, relax. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
We're never going to get another wedding band this late in the day. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
So, we'll just get a DJ. It'll still be as good. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Come on, what's the matter? Tell me. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
My sister. She thinks the worst of us all the time. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
I look at a holiday website for a minute when things get on top of me, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
I feel like Judas. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
So if you're struggling and Roxy feels frozen out, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
just get her to help with the wedding. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
She'll love it and it'll just get her off our backs. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
But don't give her anything important to do, all right, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
cos she'll only muck it up. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
That's four. And five. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Er, I say I don't want to do a grotto so you double down on it?! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-Let's do ten grottos! Let's do 100! -Just calm down, all right? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
This is nothing to do with our tradition of bringing joy | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
to the children of East London. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-Emotional blackmail won't work. -It's for Jack's stag. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-Jack's having a stag? -As is customary, yes. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
You're really going to throw a party when no-one here is in the mood? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-Especially cos no-one's in the mood. -Fine! Fine! Enjoy! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
I will. I will. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
You're still supposed to be polite about Christmas presents. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
You know, if this is your last Christmas, at least you'll be dead. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Spare a thought for the rest of us. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
You could do with a break, couldn't you? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
We'll be the ones left thinking of you alone in here, dying. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Us in a pub, pretending to have fun. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Christmas won't be the same again. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
I've spent my whole life grafting for this family. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
Now, after all these years of hard labour, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
you want me to graft to the bitter end. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
You know, I can't ever think of a time I wouldn't want you there, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
to send you off. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I feel banished. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
It's not... It's not you. I just... | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
I just want rest. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
That's why I got you the chair. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
A proper one. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
No-one home. No graft. Just... | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Just peace. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Please, Sharon. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
We need to tell you something. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Yeah, look, Lil, you know I'm so proud of you | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
for being in this school nativity | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
and I know that you are going to be the best. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
But the thing is, Martin has to work so he can't come. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:36 | |
But your mum, she's going to film the whole thing on her phone | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
and I can watch it later. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
She'll be all right. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
It's not just her I'm worried about. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Steven. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Look, Dad's had a vision and apparently it can't wait. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
A pop-up Christmas tree shop. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
You drive round, playing jingles, sort of like an ice cream van. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
-What time is it? -I don't know, seven. Just after. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
What time does Martin finish work? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
-Stace... -Six. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
So what are you actually doing here? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I've just had to break my little girl's heart cos of Ian. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
As if he hasn't ruined our night enough, he's sent you round here | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
with some lame idea about shifting thousands of trees | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
that he bought out of sheer stupidity. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Stacey, I'm just passing on a message. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
That is classic Ian, that is. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Over-reaching just to earn that little bit extra, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
completely messing up, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
then expecting everyone else to bail him out! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-You don't want me to tell him that. -Tell him what you like. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
I'm going to check on Lily! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-(Wow!) -Right. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Hey. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
Ben said you were here. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
He seemed a bit off. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Yeah, well, that's life in the house of misery and pain. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Phil wants everyone out for Christmas | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
so he can sit at home and die on his own. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
Sharon won't have that. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
No doubt, but that place is bleak right now | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
and there's not even wine in the fridge to compensate. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
You can always stay round ours a night if you need a break. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
No, thanks. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Well, the offer still stands. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
In the meantime, can you pick up the bridesmaid dresses tomorrow | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
and call the hotel, go over the lunch selections, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
and make sure they've got the numbers right? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
-On Friday we're going to decorate the church for the nativity. -Are we? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Mmm, unless you're too busy finishing Amy's costume? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
-No, I'll have that done in no time. -Good. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Right, I'm off to hunt down a DJ, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
and, listen, don't let the hotel fob you off. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
-Just assume they've got it all wrong. -OK. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
Mornings are always bad when you're ill. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
He just said it in the heat of the moment. He didn't mean it. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
He's not sitting in his present, though, is he? You are. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Anyway, we're supposed to be rehearsing. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Well, I've got my part nailed. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
So, really, YOU should be rehearsing. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
-Oh, right, yeah? -Oh, yeah, that's it. Lay me down. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Stop messing with the chair. It's going back. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-After all the lugging about we did?! -Dad doesn't want it? -Ben! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
Ben, can you come down here? I need to talk to you all. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
All right, Rox. You not having a drink? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
No, I've got to get home. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Given you're all so busy before Christmas, I've booked us | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
a table at a very affordable restaurant on the 29th. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
What, in the no-man's land between Christmas and New Year | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
when no-one ever does anything ever? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Good, well, I'm glad my exertions are appreciated. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Spread the word. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
Dad, Whit said Mum don't want to do the grotto this year. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
You all right, boy? Good day at the office? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Is that cos of the burglary? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Whatever it is, she's made her mind up. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
It don't matter, cos we've got Jack's stag to look forward to | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
and that's going to be a right good old jolly-up, don't you worry. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
It won't work. I know what you're doing and it won't work. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Erm, I have no idea what you're talking about. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
You think all this talk of you boys getting drunk and lairy | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
is going to make me all fired up over Christmas, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
but it won't work, right? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-I ain't in the mood. -Gutted. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I'm gutted that you would think that of me. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
(Idiot.) | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
I'll have her arranging grottos left, right and centre | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
by the end of the week. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
So that's five for midday. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Great. Yeah. See you then. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-What's all this about a family meeting? -Where's Ben? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-Ben! -Yep. Just finishing my dinner. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Take a seat, Roxy. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Right, well, as you all know, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Phil's not that keen on Christmas this year, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
so I've decided to respect this. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-So you're going to cancel it? -No way?! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
I found us a nice pub. Linda recommended it, actually. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
-That was them on the phone. We're booked for midday. -At a pub? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
It's in Epping Forest. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
I thought we could all go for a nice walk after in the snow. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
-It's meant to be... -I don't want to go to some pub! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
I want to be with my dad. How can you do this? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
-She don't want to go, does she? -You never know, it might be nice. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-And that's it, end of discussion? -Maybe he needs a breather, OK? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-There's always next year. -That's the point, though. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
We don't know that, do we? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
That's why we should do what he wants. He's exhausted, Lou. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
But he might get a transplant. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
He doesn't want to sit around waiting for someone to die. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
I need a shower. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
What's the alternative, then, huh? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I mean, if we're not waiting for the phone to ring, what are we doing? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I've decided to accept the fact that your dad knows his mind | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
and he knows his body and that he might be right. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
About it being his last Christmas? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
It will be easier for your dad if we accept his situation. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
No, no way! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
You know, it would be good for us too, maybe. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Face up to the fact that he might not get a donor. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
-Stop pretending. -Stop talking like this! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
You've given up on him and you've got no right. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-It's not your decision! -No, it's not! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
It's his and he's made it. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 |