15/12/2016 EastEnders


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Oh, I don't know, Michelle.

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Maybe he thinks, if he treats me like this now,

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it won't hurt me so much if he goes...

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What? Michelle, you're breaking up, I...

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Michelle?

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PHONE RINGS

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You'd better not be up a tree looking for a signal!

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Sorry?

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You're who, sorry?

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Phil!

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Phil, it's happening!

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Phil, wake up! Phil!

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Phil! Phil, the Royal Free are on the phone!

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They need to talk to you. Now.

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What's with all the shouting...?

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Is that...? Dad!

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Oi, oi, what's all the racket about?

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The Royal Free are on the phone.

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What, what, they've got a liver?

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I dunno, Jay. They'll only talk to Phil.

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-Ben!

-Just leave him. We ain't got time.

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Won't they talk to you?

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No. It's got to be you.

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Come on, answer it.

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Easy, easy... OK?

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Hello? Yeah, yeah, it's me.

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OK.

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OK.

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Yeah. Yeah, I understand.

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Well?

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They've got a liver. They want us to go in immediately.

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-Phil!

-Dad!

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Lou, check his bag!

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Jay, help him get dressed. Roxy, go get Denny.

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I'll bring the car round!

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You know, I'd go through every inch of the house looking

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for my presents.

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So that's where Janet gets it from!

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At least she won't be able to reach up there.

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Never found where Dad hid 'em, not even my doll's house!

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Ah... That was the best Christmas ever, that.

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Yeah, well, this'll be Janet's best Christmas ever.

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I know. Just, something about giving her a computer.

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You could do things with a doll's house.

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Well, we've gotta keep up with the times, Hon.

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Can't have her dropping behind her mates in the tech department,

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can we?

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It's just so expensive. Did you speak to Les?

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-About your bonus?

-Yeah, yeah...

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He said takings are down that much he can't afford to give me one...

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unless I chase up some invoices... like Eddie Kendall's parents.

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He wants you to chase 'em up?

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Well, they owe the most.

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Honey, I've got to do it - otherwise that'll have to go back.

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Look, don't worry. You get the kids up.

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I'll go into work now, and make the call before Jay gets in.

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All right?

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She's in there.

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Ben.

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Ethan and Jerome can hold the fort for one day.

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They're useless! We'll be bankrupt by lunch.

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-I don't believe I'm hearing this.

-So, what, you're not coming?

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He thinks he should man the garage.

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Sharon, he's just scared.

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We all are. It's no excuse.

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Right, you OK, darling? Roxy's going to take you to breakfast club

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and then pick you up from football after school, OK?

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Right, let's go get him.

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Here you are, Bex. That's on me.

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Sorry about Lily waking you up this morning.

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She's just upset about the Nativity.

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I can't believe Ian.

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Yeah.

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So how're you anyway? You all right?

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Did Shaki like your song?

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Yeah. Yeah, he loved it.

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Go to work. Lily's the one you need to be worrying about.

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If she don't get over this,

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she'll be out robbing cars by the age of ten.

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All right. Be good, yeah? See you later.

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-ON PHONE:

-# I wish time would slow down

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# So I could keep your heart around

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# If I can make you stay another day... #

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So, according to Ian, he gets locked in an office,

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but not with a stripper, you know, dressed up as a rozzer,

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going, "You've been a naughty boy, Mr Branning."

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None of that, oh, no, no.

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He gets locked in there with Phil,

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who wants him dead cos he's marrying Sharon!

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-No!

-Yeah!

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And that was when Phil was a bit handy, know what I mean?

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No wonder he doesn't want a stag.

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Well, I was thinking maybe we should give the couple

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a little happy reunion!

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Right, I'm off to toddler group.

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Stop grinning, Mick,

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you know, you can't just annoy me into the festive spirit.

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It don't work that way.

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It so does.

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There's about 20 people out there.

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Did Abi get the kids to school OK?

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Yeah. Dot's going to have them after, too.

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Think she's on a high after her injections -

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she says she can see as clear as day.

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Well, that's good to hear.

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And she reckons she'll have Ricky saying "frankincense" in no time.

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One less thing to worry about, eh(?)

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I really wish you'd given people appointment times,

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it's going to be a scrum.

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It's good. That way, they get to sniff each other,

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get all competitive. You ready?

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-He won't make the call.

-I don't blame him.

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Me neither.

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But if Les doesn't give him his bonus, that's that for Christmas.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello.

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Oh, hi, Moshe.

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Really? Yeah. Yeah, I will.

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Thanks. Thanks...

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That was Moshe from down the road. Our front door's open.

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I'd better go and call Billy...

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Whoa, whoa, Jay, Jay, just slow down, will you? Say that again.

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What, now?

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Oh, that is amazing news.

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Yeah, of course you can have the day off.

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Jay, don't be silly, all right? Just...just wish him luck from me.

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Tell him I've got everything crossed, all right?

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And keep me posted, yeah?

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Come on, Phil, son.

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PHONE RINGS

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OK, darling... Take your time.

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There you go.

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Ben don't know what he's missing, does he?

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Billy behave himself?

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Yeah, yeah. He says good luck

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and he's got everything crossed for you.

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Spare me the details.

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Guess you won't be getting a bacon roll from the canteen, then.

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And neither will you. It's called solidarity.

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So...what happens now?

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Well, we wait. Dermot should be along soon to explain things...

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Good job I smuggled us in a bit of entertainment then, innit, eh?

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I'm not sure now's quite the right time for games, Jay.

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What else we going to do? Mingle?

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Yeah. Maybe a couple of games of rummy wouldn't be so bad.

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I've never seen anyone more incapable of taking

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a hint than your mum.

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She just wants to show the traders that she appreciates them.

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No offence but no-one wants to go for Christmas drinks with

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Miss Trunchbull judging you on whether you follow up

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a shot of tequila with a pint of vodka, Kush!

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No, there wasn't time.

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They were out the door ten minutes after the phone rung

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and I had to get Dennis to breakfast club.

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You just worry about the open day, I will pick up the bridesmaid

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dresses and they'll text when they know something.

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OK? All right, see you later, sis. Bye.

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Is that what I think it is?

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Phil is getting his liver!

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We thought we were going to be waiting months for this.

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Guess this means I can't have a go at you for being late for work.

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Nope!

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Hello...

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I've called the police!

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Oh, no!

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CLATTERING

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Nancy used to pair up with kids who had the most awful mums and dads.

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Oi! Watch where you're going!

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Linda. Did you see anyone come out of our flat just now?

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Oh, I dunno... Someone did run off that way.

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What is it, Honey? What's happened?

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We've been burgled.

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CLATTERING

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This is taking forever.

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Phil, thank you for making it in so quickly.

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We had everything ready to go,

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it was like a military operation, Dermot.

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So you've found a match, then?

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The liver is being tested as we speak -

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make sure it's safe and...

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You don't know if it works yet?

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We need to be satisfied both Phil and the donor liver are

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in a condition to proceed

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and we need to be quick,

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and that means conducting the tests side by side.

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The tests, right. Then what?

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Whose, erm, whose liver is it...

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Was it?

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I can't give out details right now.

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Kids, married, what?

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All I can say is that it was donated to us and delivered by

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medical courier a short while ago.

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Well, whoever it was, they did an amazing thing.

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Bet they didn't think it was going to go to an old drunk.

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Those who donate a liver trust us to give it to whomever most

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needs it at that time.

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And right now, that person is you, Phil.

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Right, so first up we'll take some bloods

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and then we'll send you down for an X-ray. OK?

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It's best you don't have too many visitors -

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it can be tiring for the other patients.

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Lou, why don't you go to school? I'll call with news.

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I want to be here.

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You will be...in here.

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Yeah, come on, I'll walk you to your bus. Come on.

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You turned out good, kid.

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I'll see you tonight, you wally.

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Take care of him, yeah?

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I will.

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Let's start off with the bloods...

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Mr Kendall, I didn't know that.

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Has she?

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I-I-I don't know. I wish I could help you, but...

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Sorry.

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No, listen, don't even think about that at the moment.

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It's OK... OK. Bye.

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DOOR OPENS

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Billy! Billy? Billy, I've been trying to call you!

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We've been burgled!

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So...now that you're going to be back on your feet for Christmas...

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does this mean we're still banished to Epping Forest?

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The op's eight hours. It ain't a done deal yet, is it?

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Come on. Just humour us.

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I suppose not.

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So can we make some "cagey" plans?

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Oh, please, Phil, go on...

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If you were better, what would you want to do?

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If I was better... Well, I had goose once - I loved that.

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And cheap crackers.

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Cheap crackers?

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Yeah.

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Mum got me and Grant a load of cheap crackers off the back of a lorry.

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Half of 'em didn't pop.

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The hats tore, they were full of bad jokes...

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What does Santa do with fat elves?

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Takes 'em to an elf farm!

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SHARON LAUGHS

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OK, so cheap crackers and a goose.

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And toys!

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Keep talking.

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You know, when you're an adult, you get a jumper, don't you?

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Few words of gratitude, and that's it.

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Can't quite remember a few words of gratitude, but OK!

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When you're a kid, you get your toys and you get to play all day,

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-don't you?

-So you want some toys.

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Yeah. Them helicopter things.

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Oh, them drones? Yeah! Imagine the races...

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Fly 'em into Ian Beale's house, cause havoc!

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Is it time?

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What you doing here?

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Snuck out of school at lunch, just been walking round.

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Yeah, well, you can't stay here.

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Ben.

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He'll be OK, yeah?

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You want everyone to think you're not fussed but I know you are!

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TEXT ALERT

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It's Jay. I can't...

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The liver...isn't...

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It isn't suitable.

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The op's cancelled.

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This does happen.

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I wish I could tell you it won't happen again.

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But I thought...

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We made plans.

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It's OK.

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No, it's not OK. You can't just get people's hopes up.

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Maybe next time, eh?

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I just want to go home.

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Jay, get his things.

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Next time... we just won't get so carried away.

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So all the crackers and the toys and all that stuff...

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is it off again?

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Jay, it was nice to talk about but I don't think...

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I mean, surely it is better sitting with us having

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a laugh than lying in a bed at home on your own.

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I really don't think it's the time.

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I know what it's like to be alone. I've done it, sleeping rough,

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family gone.

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Thoughts going round your head, time dragging.

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Christmas without us will feel like a month.

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And we'll be frogmarched round Epping Forest on walkies.

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I mean, haven't we suffered enough?

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Phil, I'm serious.

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Being on your own ain't going to make it any easier.

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What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman

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when he caught him on the rob?

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Freeze!

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He wants us to spend Christmas at home.

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Thank you!

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Yeah, I understand. Thanks for coming anyway, mate.

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Well, no, I'm sure word got round fast.

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Dot, that's really sweet but...

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OK. OK, thank you...

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Bye.

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You all right?

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That was Dot. Half the Square knows.

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Oh, Billy, someone has been in our home.

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I don't think I can sleep here tonight.

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Where else are we going to go?

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You know what they took?

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Our wedding fund. Janet's tablet.

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Oh, baby, come on, eh?

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Honey, listen, we're lucky, really.

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Christmas is ruined! We've nothing for our wedding...

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I spoke to Nathan earlier on.

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Eddie Kendall's dad.

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You rang him about the money?

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We didn't even get on to that.

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Billy, if you're making me feel guilty for getting upset...

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No, I'm not.

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Honey, Eddie's mum...

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..she's started sleeping underneath his bed,

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just like he used to.

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And his dad, he starts asking me all these questions,

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you know, like, should he be worried?

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Is that normal? And I didn't know what to say to him.

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I couldn't give him an answer.

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I suppose what I'm trying to say to you is...

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in the big scheme of things, we are. We are really lucky.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Well, at least we can claim on the insurance.

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What?

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Yeah, but two burglaries ain't exactly a crimewave, is it?

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Yeah, but you can't blame your mum for thinking it, can you?

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First this place, then Billy.

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And that scumbag, he was in the house with her.

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It's not like they're connected or anything, is it?

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How do you know?

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Could be, like, a gang operating in the area.

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You leading by example, are you?

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Just another burglary.

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Ollie hardly joined in at group.

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Pulled himself up a couple of times, but all the other kids were

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-walking, playing...

-Why don't you go and have a nice bath, OK?

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-I'll deal with it down here.

-I'm going to go round Honey's -

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-take 'em some food.

-Don't you think they've suffered enough?

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And don't you worry about Ollie.

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I'll have him walking before Christmas, you'll see.

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Hey. You seen this?

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BEX SINGS ON PHONE

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-She sang you a song.

-Yeah.

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And I don't know what it's supposed...

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You know what? I can't handle any more of your stupid problems.

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The pair of you.

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My dad was just dragged to hospital

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and he had to get himself set for eight hours in surgery

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to be told it's cancelled,

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and he had to go home sick.

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And I should be there, but I'm bottling it and you're upset

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cos your lovely girlfriend sang you a song!

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It's pathetic, Shakil!

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Take this, Jay.

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We'll soon have you all tucked up.

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Oh, good day at work, Ben(?)

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Jay, not now, we're all tired.

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Where's Denny? Is he here?

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Roxy took him to Ronnie's after football.

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OK.

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What?

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Oh, you know, I just really want to hear about this cam belt that

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you had to change, mate, cos it was probably such a nightmare for you.

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Maybe I'll tell you when our visitor leaves, Jay.

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You're back.

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Jay Brown, is it?

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DC Bansal, your Police Public Protection Officer.

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We've just been taking a look around, make sure the

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conditions of your status on the register are being met.

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Could we...?

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We've just got back from the hospital. Can we do this later?

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Won't take long. Save us bothering you tomorrow.

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Please.

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Let's go through, come on.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Honey... Oh... Sorry!

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Oh, Linda! Don't worry, Billy said he'd get it fixed by tonight.

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He also says I'm being a bit emotional

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because I don't want to sleep here.

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Oh, men, they never get it.

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Yeah. Well, we've got nowhere else to go anyway -

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that's why I'm bleaching everything in sight.

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Yeah, I know that one.

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Look, I thought cooking would be the last thing on your mind,

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so I brought you some pasta...

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, Honey, look, I know I'm not the greatest cook...

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Sorry. Just, we're not insured, so...that's that for Christmas.

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My Janet's going to be devastated

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and how we going to afford anything for Will?

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We'll have a whip round in the pub or something.

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That will not be necessary!

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They're clearing a shop front in Leighton Road,

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loads of spare wood going.

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Billy, Billy, Billy! I've just cleaned that...

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Now, did you or did you not say that your doll's house was the

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best present ever?

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Well, I'm going to make Janet the best doll's house ever.

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And me, you and the kids are going to have the most beautiful

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Christmas ever, understood?

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Good... Now, where's me tools?

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Didn't expect to see you.

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Yeah, well, I just heard your song.

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It was nothing, it was just...

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There's really nothing you want to know about today?

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Sorry?

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You haven't asked a single question, Ben.

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Sharon, leave it.

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I was waiting for the SS to finish conducting their search.

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Oh, yeah?

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I'm sure the floodgates will open as soon as they've gone.

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OK.

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Any fit nurses then, Dad?

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Dad...

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I'm all right. I'm fine.

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So, we're all done. Told you it wouldn't take...

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And you would be...?

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Louise. Who's asking?

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She's my daughter.

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How old are you?

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15.

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Yep, Social Services will have to be notified of this immediately.

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Oh, this is ridiculous!

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Jay's assessment made no mention of him living with a minor.

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He'll have to leave...tonight.

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Everything all right at home, son?

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Yeah, why?

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It's just...you're making a cheese sandwich here and not over there.

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It's just a snack, I'm starving.

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So how you going to get Ollie to walk?

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Cos you told your mum you're going to get Ollie walking.

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I was just intrigued, that's all.

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Well just... You know, like...

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I'll...

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Yeah, you don't know, do you? Of course you don't.

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If the doctors don't, how are you going to know?

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Listen, boy, I love the fact that you're trying to help,

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but if you can't pull this off your mother is going to be crushed...

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No, I won't.

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Oh. Erm, what's this?

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Grotto Plus.

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This year we are going to do the best one yet.

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Oh. So, us stags... we can't have all the fun then, no?

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Actually, you've got Billy to thank - not your stupid games.

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He ain't letting a burglary ruin his Christmas,

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so I ain't going to let one ruin ours either.

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Let's do it.

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Just so you know, I managed to get a little money out the council

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for the dinner.

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Not much but it should cover a couple of bottles of wine.

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Oh, and I won't be going - family commitments.

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I'm sure you'll manage to have fun without me.

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Finally, this dinner's looking up!

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-Hey.

-Hey.

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-Any news yet?

-I'm waiting for Sharon to call.

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So I picked up the bridesmaids' dresses, the hotel had

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everything bang on, and as for lunch...

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PHONE RINGS

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Sharon! How'd it go?

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No, I'm sorry, babe, it didn't happen.

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No. No, it wasn't suitable...

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It's never going to stop, is it?

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I'm just going to be a wrong 'un forever.

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OK. You're going to have to find an alternative residence tonight.

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Roxy, I'll call you back.

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No, he ain't.

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I'm sorry, the law is very clear.

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Yeah. And so am I. Who do you think you are, eh?

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Coming into my home...

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For my protection!

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Not yours.

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Hers.

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We can take her into care if you refuse to cooperate.

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Listen, don't threaten me. And I'm not throwing anyone out -

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not at Christmas.

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The fact that it's Christmas is not relevant.

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What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman

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when he caught him on the rob?

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Did you understand me? We can have your daughter taken into care.

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What did the policeman say to Frosty the Snowman

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when he caught him on the rob?!

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I don't... You'll be hearing from Social Services.

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I don't get it.

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PHIL AND JAY: Freeze!

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Look, I can't let you risk her living here for me.

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I might be on my last legs

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but I ain't having anyone push me around...

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unless I'm in a wheelchair.

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Right.

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So where do we get these drone thingies

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to hassle Ian Beale with, eh?

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