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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
to a special celebrity edition of Pointless, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Every question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
To be in with a chance of winning our final-round jackpot, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of our 100 people could remember. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
-Let's meet the Pointless celebrities. -APPLAUSE | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-First up, we welcome Joanna and Stuart! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
Now, obviously, we know you as vying contestants in The Apprentice | 0:01:01 | 0:01:06 | |
where you were just elbowing each other out the way. What are you going to be like as a team? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
-I think we'll work well. Obviously, I'll be doing the intellectual heavy lifting. -Shut it! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
-No-one gets a job, it's for charity, so we'll work as a team. -The prize last time was 100 grand | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
and this time it's, er, a trophy. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Stuart, pointless knowledge. That's what we'll be rewarding. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
What categories will see you through to the final? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
I think cars, adrenaline, something action-packed. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Adrenaline. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Oh, I would love that as a category, wouldn't you? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Adrenaline, yeah. -It'd be pumping up and down. -LAUGHTER | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Ohh! Joanna, what would you love to see come up? What would be the best topic for you? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:50 | |
Believe it or not, I'm really clued up on politics. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
-Lembit has just made this face. -I can feel my back burning now. -Come on, then! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:59 | |
-Yeah. -OK, good. Very good. We might have a tussle on our hands. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
It's brilliant having you here, Joanna and Stuart. Very warm welcome to Pointless. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
-Next we welcome Carol and Chris. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-It's not! -Is it not? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
You work quite often as a team together, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
not only on BBC Breakfast, but you're sometimes out and about. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-We see you on outdoor broadcasts and things. -Yeah, we work well together. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
But we do like stitching each other up, don't we? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Yes. That is, of course, when I can get a word in edge ways. It's hard. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
-THEY LAUGH -What's the worst stitch ups you've done on each other? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
You know when you go to a dinner party or a congregation and there's a really boring bloke there? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
Carol says, "Oh, Chris, come and meet so-and-so! You'd get on so well!" | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
and then just walks off and leaves you with the boring bloke. She does that every time we go out. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:56 | |
-It would be rude not to! -Is that why in the dressing rooms I saw you chatting to Stuart? | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
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-Oh, that's harsh! -I'll have your job by the end of the show! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Do you know what? You don't have a good history of getting jobs. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-LAUGHTER -Just be a comedian. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-Carol, what would be a great category for you this afternoon? -Oh, Bryan Adams! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
-LAUGHTER -Definitely. -Bryan Adams. -Yes. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Maybe we'll talk more about Bryan Adams later. Or maybe not. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Either way, very best of luck to the pair of you. It's great to have you here. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
-Next we welcome Lembit and Merily. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Aw. Now, you are our only couple. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
-So it seems. -The only couple on the show. Last time I saw you, you were about to be a stand-up comic. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
-I've actually done about 30 gigs so far. -Really? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
And one of them went really well. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Very good. Merily. -Yeah. -What are Lembit's strong points going to be? | 0:03:56 | 0:04:02 | |
-He's got a nice smile. -OK. Yep. -LAUGHTER | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
That might see him through to round two. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
No, he's a really clever guy. He knows a lot about science, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
-astronomy, politics. -Just politics and the whole universe. Apart from that, nothing. -OK. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
If you fail on your key subjects, that's far more embarrassing | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-than failing on Greek literature or something you don't know about. -Greek literature. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
-Oh, no. It could be a double bluff. -There's a couple of rounds on Greek literature. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:32 | |
It's not all about Greek literature. But largely. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-LAUGHTER -As it happens, Merily's a professional. -I'll deal with that. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
See? Absolutely brilliant! What a perfect pair! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-Very best of luck to the pair of you. It's lovely having you on the show. -Thank you. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
-And finally we've got Colin and Suzanne. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
Well, neither of you needs any introduction. Colin, our Olympian hurdler. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
Suzanne, Tess Bateman on Casualty. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-But what nobody knows is that you're brother and sister. -AUDIENCE: Ohh! -I know! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
-APPLAUSE -Maybe everyone knew that. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-I love that! That's very exciting. So, whose idea was it to do this? -Thank you. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:21 | |
-LAUGHTER -I don't do quiz shows. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I need the lines! I need to learn it! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
So, Colin, just a stab in the dark, I'm guessing maybe sport might be quite a good category for you. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:34 | |
Good stab in the dark. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Suzanne, I like to think that some medical procedures, ward procedures, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
a little bit of medicine must have rubbed off after all those years on Casualty. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
Not much. Not much. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
And I'm generally not very good at general knowledge, either. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
-So I can't be embarrassed at all! -Why is she here? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
-Now she's telling me. -Listen, welcome to the show, Colin and Suzanne, lovely to have you here. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:02 | |
We look forward to discovering more about all of your hidden knowledge. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
There is only one person left for me to introduce. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-He is the man behind all the Pointless facts and figures. My Pointless friend, Richard. -Hiya. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Well, now. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-What about that? -That's a good little line-up, isn't it? -Do you want to call it? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:25 | |
-Who I think is going to win? -Mm-hm. -Pretty much anyone but Stuart, but I'm delighted... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
LAUGHTER I am delighted you're all joining us for our Bryan Adams special. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
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We put all our questions to 100 people before the show, but this is Pointless, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
so we want the obscure answers they didn't get. For a chance to win our jackpot, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
all our celebrities need to do is score as few points as they can. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
Each time that happens, we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special and each celebrity is playing for charity, | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
-we start with a jackpot of £2,500. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
-Right, let's play Pointless. -APPLAUSE | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
In the first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Our first category is...food. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
And whoever's going first, step up to the podium. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
as many Greek foods as they could. Greek foods, Richard. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:47 | |
The correct answers on the board are all dishes or ingredients associated with Greek cuisine. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:54 | |
-So Greek food. -Yeah. Or Greek food would be another way of putting it. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Joanna and Stuart, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
In this round, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers on each pass. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Your first set of answers reads like this. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-There we are. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
I can tell you that at least one of those is pointless and at least one is incorrect. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
Pick an incorrect one and you'll score the maximum of 100 points. Joanna, Greek food. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:37 | |
I'm going to go with...stifado. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Is that a punt or is that with a degree of knowledge of Greek food? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
-No, it's just a punt. -Stifado. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it. Stifado. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
It's right. Very well done, Joanna. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Oh, very well done! Look at that! Four! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
That's a great answer, Joanna! That's brilliant! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-Four for stifado. -Yeah, well played, Joanna. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Great start, great answer. It's a meat or octopus stew. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Chris, Greek food. Somehow, I think you're going to be very good at this. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:19 | |
-Cos I'm fat? -LAUGHTER | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
In a word, yes. No, no, no! I just think you might be good at it. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-I like Greek food? -I thought you might. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-There's one answer there that I know for sure is Greek. -Yes. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
-And I'm wondering whether to go for that. -Is it obscure? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
No, but I'm wondering if that's better than getting 100 for nothing. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Remember, if it's obviously Greek to you, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
it will be obviously Greek to our 100 people, so might score high. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
OK. Well, I think I've had this. I'm going to go for the top one, tzatziki. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
Tzatziki. There it is. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
It's right. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Very good, down it goes. 15. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-APPLAUSE -Not bad at all, Chris. 15 for tzatziki. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
-Richard. -Well played, Chris. It's a yoghurt and cucumber dip. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
-I have had that. -You eat it with pitta bread. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Now then, Merily. Are you comfortable with this category? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Yeah, it ties into the literature side of things a little bit. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Er... I know two of them that are definitely Greek | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
but I'm going to play dangerous and say dolmathakia. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Dolmathakia, says Merily. Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said dolmathakia. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:38 | |
It's right. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Down it goes. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh, look at that! Oh, ding dong, Merily! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -That's a pointless answer! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £2,750 | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
-and it scores you nothing. Very well done indeed. -APPLAUSE | 0:10:59 | 0:11:05 | |
Well played, Merily. Dolmathakia are small versions of dolmades, vine leaves stuffed with rice. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
-Now then, Colin. -THEY LAUGH | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
You are the last person to have this board, so you can talk us through this entire smorgasbord. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:22 | |
Did you go to Athens in 2004? You weren't competing but did you go? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
-Er, yeah. -Do you remember what you ate? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-Yeah, and it wasn't anything on that board. -LAUGHTER | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Erm... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
I'm going to go for souvlaki. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Souvlaki, one up from the bottom. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
OK, let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said souvlaki. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
It's right. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-Oh, very well done! Six, Colin! Great score! -APPLAUSE | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
That's a great score. Six for souvlaki. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
Yeah, well played, Colin. It's meat and vegetables cooked on a skewer. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:08 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of the board. Moussaka, a fairly hefty 45. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:14 | |
Of those other two, one is pointless and one is incorrect. What do you think? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
Er, I'm going to say sirtaki is incorrect. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
-I think that's something else. -Exactly right. Sirtaki Tavern is where Stavros Flatley started out. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
It's an incorrect answer. Yemista is stuffed and baked vegetables. That's a pointless answer, too. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:35 | |
Very good. Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
Lembit and Merily looks fantastic. Lovely low score. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
Then we travel up to four where we find Joanna and Stuart | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
looking pretty strong. Then up to six where Colin and Suzanne are. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
-And then, whoa! Way up to Chris and Carol. -Taxi! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
I'd love a bit of taxi now, with a bit of pitta bread. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Bit of taxi! -Lovely. -Taxis all round! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
-So, Carol, you know what you have to do in the next pass. -Oh, strewth! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
You have to find a really obscure piece of Greek food. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-THEY LAUGH -On the board. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Or we'll have to say goodbye to you. Back down the line. Second players, take your places at the podium. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
OK, seven more Greek dishes on the board. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Here they are. We have got... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
I shall read those one more time. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Again, I can tell you at least one of those answers is pointless and at least one is incorrect. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:55 | |
I don't know why I'm laughing, Carol. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
-I'm off! -Try and avoid the incorrect ones. Carol, you've got to find a pointless one, surely. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:02 | |
Anyway, Suzanne, we start with you. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
I can tell you there's a pointless answer on there, at least one. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
But there is at least one incorrect answer. I have to mention that. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
I think I've got to play a bit safe here and go for one I know | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
-but I still think it's a bit obscure. -Good. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
I'm going to go for tsoliades. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:25 | |
Did you like the way I called them "choliades"? "Choliades." | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
Like I speak Greek! Honestly, who am I kidding? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Tsoliades, there you are. The one at the bottom, we'll say. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
The high scorers are Carol and Chris on 15. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
You're on six, which means if you can score eight or less, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
you are through to the next round for sure. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
There's your red line. If you get below that, you are through. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Tsoliades. Is it right, and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
-Ohh! -Ahh! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Suzanne! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-No-one likes to see that happen. -No. Especially her brother. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Ohh, unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer, Suzanne! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Which means you score the maximum of 100 points. Takes your total up to 106. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-Oh, I can't watch. -Look at the absolute delight on Chris's face. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Cos Colin's going, "Oh, never mind". | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-Sorry, Col. -Sorry, Suzanne, tsoliades is a colloquial name for one of Greece's elite army units. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:36 | |
-LAUGHTER -Wow. -Does sound like a food, though. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:41 | |
-Wouldn't tell them that, but yeah. -Delicious. -Mm! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
Well, Lembit, I have great news for you and Merily. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
Thanks to Merily's excellent answer in the first pass and the high score of Suzanne and Colin, | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
even if you score 100, you will not overtake their high score, | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
so you're through to the next round. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Bearing which in mind, let's have a pointless answer from you. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Well, I vaguely remember once having in Crete, I think it was kleftiko. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:10 | |
-Kleftiko. -I think so. -There it is in the middle of the board. Kelftiko. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Is it right and how many people said it? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
It is right. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
-Five! -APPLAUSE | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Five for kleftiko takes your total up to five. Richard. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Well played, Lembit. It's a lamb dish cooked very slowly in a sealed pot. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Now, Carol. You've been thrown a massive lifeline by Suzanne. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
-Thank you. -They are the high scorers on 106, you're on 15. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
If you can score 90 or less, you are through. But I think you can do better. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
Right, I'm going to go for... I don't know how to pronounce it, but keftethes. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:55 | |
Keftethes. Keftethes | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-Sounds like a footballer. -It's Carlos Tevez's brother. LAUGHTER | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
-I can't look. -Is it right, and if it is, how many people said keftethes? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Hey! Well done, you've done it! You are through to the next round. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
Yes! It's pointless! Very well done indeed, Carol! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:23 | |
That adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £3,000. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
It scores you nothing and it leaves your total at a brilliant 15. Richard. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
Brilliant, Carol. Well played. Took a risk but it paid off. Small meatballs cooked with herbs and onions. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:39 | |
Now, Stuart and Joanna. You are through to the next round | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
because you can't overtake the high score of Suzanne and Colin, even if you score 100. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Bearing which in mind, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I think there might be another pointless answer on that board. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
It's not a guess, I know this one. We'll go for... I can't pronounce it. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
-Panayiotou. -Panayiotou. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-What do you think it is? -Don't you know? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-Yeah, I'm asking you. -It's a type of Greek bread. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
The pan bit sounds bready to me. Panayiotou. Is it right, and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
Ohh! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Bad luck, Stuart. That's an incorrect answer. Scores you 100, takes your total to 104. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
But it doesn't matter. You're through to the next round and you did the right thing. Well done. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:30 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, delicious panayiotou. So you've had panayiotou? -It's Greek bread. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
It's George Michael's real name. LAUGHTER | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Let's fill in the rest of this board. Feta was the high score, 25. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:52 | |
Taramasalata is another Greek dip, 15 points, made with cod roe. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
Pastitsio is a cheesy pasta dish in Greece. Would've scored you one. Well done if you said that at home. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:06 | |
At the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score are Colin and Suzanne. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
Oh, dear, oh, dear! I'm so sorry! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
It was all in the right spirit, "choliades". | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-THEY LAUGH -It took "choliades" to say that. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
I did look for Greek salad. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Colin, what else should we have given you? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Er, a new partner? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
-AUDIENCE: Ohh! -He won't talk to me now. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
What can I say? It's been a joy having you on the show. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Brilliant contestants. Thank you so much, Suzanne and Colin! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Good luck! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
There's only room for two celebrity pairs in the head-to-head | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
so one team is going to be leaving us at the end of this round. Make sure it's not you. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
Our category for round two is...famous people. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
Whoever's first, step up to the podium. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
OK, our round two question concerns | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
famous women and their famous husbands. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you a list of six famous women on each pass. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
We asked 100 people, "Which famous men are they married to or have they been married to?" | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
If you give us an obscure answer, you'll score fewer points. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
An incorrect answer scores 100 points. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
There's 12 famous women on the board, 12 famous men to guess. Best of luck at home. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Thank you, Richard. We're looking for the famous husbands of these famous women. We have got... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
There are the famous women. We are looking for their famous husbands. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
-Stuart. -Hello. -How does that board look to you? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-I'm not on it so it's not the most famous people, but we'll deal with that. -To be fair, it is all women. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:23 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
-Anything he says, they'll clap! -He keeps walking right into it! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-There you go. Whatever. OK. -LAUGHTER | 0:21:30 | 0:21:35 | |
I'm going to say Jada... Jada... Is that Darth Vader? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:41 | |
Vader Pinkett. I reckon, Will Smith. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Jada Pinkett, Will Smith, you say. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Let's see. Jada Pinkett, Will Smith. Is that right? How many people said it? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
It's right. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
-51. -That's all right. -APPLAUSE | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
-51, Stuart. Not bad. -I'm clapping myself. -Not bad. 51 for Jada Pinkett and Will Smith. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:10 | |
Married on New Year's Eve 1997. Jada and Will and their kids are called Jaden and Willow. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:15 | |
-Aww. -Do we approve of that? Oh, that's not cute! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-LAUGHTER -Chris, have you interviewed any of these people? -Er, Anita Dobson. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:25 | |
-Very good. -Is it my go? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
-Yes. -LAUGHTER | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-Go on, Chris. -OK. I will go for Annette Bening | 0:22:32 | 0:22:37 | |
and Mr Robbins. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
-Annette Bening and Mr Robbins. -Yeah. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
-Do you want to give his first name? -No, cos I think that's a little too informal. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Yeah, we're going to need... Unless you think Mister is his given name, we need a first name. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
Well, what a silly game this is. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-James Robbins. -James Robbins, husband of Annette Bening. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
Let's hope so. Is it right? How many people said it? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
No! I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
I'm afraid that's incorrect. That means you score 100. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
-But many, many people... -Can I ask what his name is? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-Not yet. -In case Merily wants to have a go. I'll explain all at the end of the round. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
So, an incorrect answer, Chris. I'm very sorry. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-Merily. -Erm, I know one for sure | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
and I think I know another and I think the other one will probably have a lower score, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
so I'm going to gamble with Sarah Michelle Gellar | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
is married, I think, to Freddie Prinze Jr. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
Freddie Prinze Jr you are saying for Sarah Michelle Gellar. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Let's see if it's right and how many people knew that. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
It's right! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
-23. -Well done! -APPLAUSE | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
Great answer, Merily. 23. Richard. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
They met on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Now Chris. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
Let's clear this up. His name is Tim Robbins | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
and he is not married to Annette Bening. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
But I wanted to know the name. That was all. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Tim Robbins. Annette Bening is married to Warren Beatty. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
-I thought he was. -LAUGHTER | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Would've scored you 13 points. Anita Dobson is married to Brian May from Queen. 34. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:35 | |
-Beyonce Knowles. -Jay-Z. -Is married to Jay-Z. 41. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
And Pauline Collins is married to fellow actor John Alderton, would've scored you 15 points. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:46 | |
Very good. Thank you. We're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Merily and Lembit, looking very strong on 23. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Then we creep up to 51 where we find Stuart and Joanna. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
And then up to 100 where Chris and Carol reside. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
Carol, once again, the ball is very much in your court. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:09 | |
-Oh, no. -We come back down the line. Second players, take your places at the podium. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
OK, we're going to put six more famous women on the board and here they are. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Remember, we are looking for the famous husbands of these famous women. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
You're trying to find the one fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Lembit, what does that board mean to you? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-Merily's going to kill me for this cos... -I won't kill you, I'll just severely hurt you. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:55 | |
Oh, right. OK, survivable. That's survivable. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
The high scorers at the moment are Carol and Chris on 100. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
If you can score 76 or less, you're through to the head-to-head. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
If I could score 96, I'd do it. I'm just going to have to make a wild guess. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:13 | |
-Yes. -I'm going to say Sarah Jessica Parker | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
and I apologise to Merily cos I'm almost certain this is wrong but it's the best I can do, | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
and Tom Cruise. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-LAUGHTER -Oh. What a lovely world you live in. -What am I supposed to do? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
-APPLAUSE -Ahh. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
-Tom Cruise says Lembit. -I had to say something. -You did. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
Here is your red line. If you get below that, you're through to the head-to-head. Very best of luck. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:42 | |
-I know it's wrong. -Is it right? How many people said it? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
-I know! -You knew. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Surely there must be somebody else who agrees with my wrong answer. They should've counted. OK, fine. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:56 | |
That's an incorrect answer, you score 100 points. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
It takes your total up to 123, but it was a game try, Lembit. Well done. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
Yeah, Tom Cruise is married to a woman. Not Sarah Jessica Parker, I'm afraid. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
I won't give the answer in case Carol of Joanna want to have a go. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
Now then, Carol, the high scorers are Lembit and Merily on 123. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
You are on 100. If you can score 22 or less, you're through to the next round. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:22 | |
I need to have a guess at Louise Nurding. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
But I'm not sure | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
if this is her Christian name... Her... From when she was single. I can't even think. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:33 | |
Jamie Redknapp. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
There we are. Let's see. Jamie Redknapp, is that right? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
-It's right. -Come on! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Ohh! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
32. All is not lost yet. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
That scores you 32 and takes your total up to 132. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-Is it going to be low enough to see you through to the head-to-head? Richard. -Well played. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
They married in 1998. So now all the pressure is on Joanna. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:08 | |
Right, Joanna, everything rides on your answer here. Let me fill you in on the details. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:13 | |
The high scorers, currently Chris and Carol, on 132. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
You're on 51 which means if you score 80 or less, you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:22 | |
OK. Sarah Jessica Parker, | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
I know that she's married to the guy that plays Inspector Gadget | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
but I don't know his name in real life. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
I'm confident, final answer, Judy Finnegan | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
is married to Richard Madeley. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
-Judy Finnegan, Richard Madeley. -Really? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
OK, let's see. Is it right? If so, how many people said Richard Madeley for Judy Finnegan? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:49 | |
It's right. Oh, and you've done it! | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
-57! 57! -APPLAUSE | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
-Takes your total up to 108. You are through to the head-to-head. Richard. -Well done. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:07 | |
Been married since 1986, Richard and Judy. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Let's take you through the rest of the board. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
Steffi Graf is married to Andre Agassi. Would've scored you 44. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:17 | |
Sarah Jessica Parker is married to Inspector Gadget. His name is Matthew Broderick. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
Would've scored you 23 points. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
Rhea Pearlman, the American sitcom actress, is married to Danny DeVito. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:28 | |
And Maureen Lipman was married to the late Jack Rosenthal, the screenwriter and script writer. Three points. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:33 | |
Best answer on the board. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
Very good indeed. Thanks. At the end of round two, the losing celebrity pair with the highest score, | 0:29:35 | 0:29:41 | |
Carol and Chris! Oh, dear, oh, dear. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
-I'm sorry, Carol. -Don't be daft! -I feel like I've let you down. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
-You haven't. It's been good fun. -Bill and Sian did really well. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
I don't want to put any pressure on you, but they won. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
All the way through to the final round, beat everyone, then won the jackpot, as well. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
Oh, good. Cos we haven't heard about that many times in the office. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Oh, dear. It's been fabulous having you on the show. You've been fantastic. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:10 | |
-Thank you for having us. It's been really good fun. -You've been brilliant. Carol and Chris! | 0:30:10 | 0:30:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
But for the remaining two celebrity pairs, things get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:24 | |
Very well done, Lembit and Merily, Joanna and Stuart, you've made it through to the head-to-head. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:36 | |
Only one pair can make it to today's final and play for the jackpot which stands at £3,000. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:42 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Here's how the head-to-head round works. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
For each question, each pair gives me one answer. But you are now allowed to confer. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair and you win that question. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:57 | |
The first pair to win two questions plays for the jackpot. Let's play Pointless. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
OK, here is your first question. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
to name as many Beatles UK top 40 singles with two-word titles as they could. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:19 | |
-Richard. -We're looking for any UK top 40 hit by the Beatles | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
which has a two-word title. There are 11 songs on this list. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
No EPs or albums, just Beatles singles, please. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:32 | |
OK. Lembit and Merily, you've played best so far, so you get to go first. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:38 | |
Beatles UK top 40 singles with two-word titles. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
-What were you thinking of? -We have to whisper. -Oh, yes. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
-OK, we're going to go with Eleanor Rigby. -Eleanor Rigby. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
OK. Joanna and Stuart, you can confer out loud if you need to. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
We're going to go for Peggy Sue. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Peggy Sue. So we have Eleanor Rigby and we have Peggy Sue. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:06 | |
Lembit and Merily said Eleanor Rigby. Let's see if that's right, and how many people said it. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:12 | |
-35. -APPLAUSE | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
35 for Eleanor Rigby. Joanna and Stuart. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
-If we both get the same, we can form a coalition. -Did you have other answers? | 0:32:26 | 0:32:31 | |
-Hey Jude? -That may have been Paul McCartney by himself. -Yeah. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
So you've gone for Peggy Sue. 35 is the score to beat. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Peggy Sue has to be correct and it has to go lower than 35. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
We don't even know if it's right. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
Let's find out. Is it right? If it is, how many people said it? | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
Ooh, it's wrong! | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
Which means, after the first question, Lembit and Merily are ahead one-nil. Richard. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:58 | |
Yeah, it's a Buddy Holly song, Peggy Sue, not The Beatles. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
Eleanor Rigby, good answer. There's 11 in all. Let's see how well you did at home. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:07 | |
In 1996, they released a single where they mixed John Lennon's vocals in | 0:33:07 | 0:33:12 | |
called Real Love, would've scored you one. Come Together, two. Big hit. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
Hello Goodbye would've scored you seven, as would Day Tripper. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:20 | |
Lady Madonna, nine. Paperback Writer, 15. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
Get Back, 17. Penny Lane, 28. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:26 | |
Eleanor Rigby, 35. Yellow Submarine, 44. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
And absolutely, it was a Beatles song, Hey Jude, 45. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Very well done if you got all of those at home. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
OK, here is your second question. Joanna and Stuart, you have to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:39 | |
Here is comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
as many unsuccessful 2012 Olympic bidding cities as they could. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:48 | |
Unsuccessful Olympic bidding cities. Richard. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
When London won the bid for the 2012 Olympics, there were eight other cities bidding. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
-We just need one of those. -OK, Joanna and Stuart, you go first this time. | 0:33:55 | 0:34:00 | |
OK, we're going to say France. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
-LAUGHTER -City! -Oh! Paris! Shut up! | 0:34:04 | 0:34:10 | |
-OK, you're saying Paris. -LAUGHTER | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Lembit and Merily, you can confer out loud. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
I'm trying to remember all the people around the world who hated Britain for winning. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:20 | |
Cos those are the places that actually did the bidding. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
I think I was about 15 when it was announced, so I had no interest in it. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
We're not going to go into that. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
There's Istanbul. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
-Erm...Istanbul. -Istanbul. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
OK. Joanna and Stuart have gone with Paris. Lembit and Merily with Istanbul. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
Joanna and Stuart, Paris. Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
It's the only one we knew. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
-51. -APPLAUSE | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
51 for Paris. Lembit and Merily, if you win this question, you are through to the final two-nil. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:03 | |
Let's see. Istanbul. Let's see if it's correct, and if it is, how many people said Istanbul. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:09 | |
It is correct. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
And it gets you through to the final! Very well done. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
-Four! Splendid! -APPLAUSE | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
Very well done. Well, that means, after two questions, | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
Lembit and Merily are through to the final two-nil. Richard. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
There are eight cities in all. Four of them made it to the shortlist. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
Let's look at all eight. These were all knocked out before the shortlist. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:40 | |
Havana in Cuba, one. Leipzig in Germany. I can't believe they didn't give the Olympics to Leipzig. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:45 | |
Two points. Istanbul, four. Rio de Janeiro, seven. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
These four were all on the shortlist. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
New York, 15. Moscow, 16. Madrid, 20. And Paris, who we beat by four votes, on 51. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:58 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Joanna and Stuart. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:04 | |
Oh, dear. Who came up with Peggy Sue? | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
That was me. And I was going to say Yellow Submarine, but I didn't think... | 0:36:07 | 0:36:12 | |
-I don't know, it was weird. -You'd still have lost. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
-Yellow Submarine was a high-scorer. -OK. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Any epitaph you'd like to pass on your Pointless experience? | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
Have you learnt some useful life lessons? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
-It's been pretty pointless an experience. -OK, good. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:27 | |
Listen, it's been brilliant having you on the show. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
Very good fun. Thank you so much for playing. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
But for Lembit and Merily, it's now time for our Pointless final | 0:36:36 | 0:36:41 | |
and the chance to win our jackpot of £3,000. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
Congratulations, Lembit and Merily! | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
You fought off the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:09 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
The rules are very simple. To win that money, | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
all you have to do is find a pointless answer, | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
an answer that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
We've had two pointless answers today. Merily, you gave us one with dolmathakia. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
Brilliant bit of Greek knowhow plucked from nowhere. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
You only have to find one more pointless answer and you will get that money for your charity. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:33 | |
First you've got to choose a category. You can choose from these three options. They are... | 0:37:33 | 0:37:38 | |
How much do you know about footballers? | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
-Minimal. -About the same as me, so that's out. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
-Erm, American soul divas? -I'm not great. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:53 | |
-Your dad would be good at that. -But he's not here. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
World geography, it's got to be, by process of elimination. | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
World geography it is. Let's find out what the question is. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
to name as many countries that border five or more other countries as they could. Richard. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:12 | |
We're looking for any country in the world that shares land borders | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
with at least five other countries. By country, we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN | 0:38:15 | 0:38:21 | |
in its own right. Just countries that share land borders with five other countries, please. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:26 | |
-Plenty of answers and plenty of pointless answers, as well. -OK, you have up to one minute | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
to come up with three answers. All you need to win that £3,000 is for just one of those to be pointless. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:37 | |
-Your 60 seconds start now. -Any idea? -Erm... -Zimbabwe might. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
-Yeah, I was thinking that. -Go ahead. -Some African states. -Chuck them out. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:47 | |
-What do you think? Not Kenya. Somalia? -Somalia's coast. -OK. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:52 | |
-Other landlocked ones. -Erm... | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
There's got to be something from there. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
-Isn't there anywhere around Russia? -Bolivia possibly. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
-Kazakhstan. I'm guessing. Luxembourg. -France? | 0:39:01 | 0:39:06 | |
-A lot of people would guess that one. -Yeah. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
-Luxembourg. -Luxembourg. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
Do Luxembourg, maybe. I actually think Zimbabwe. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
-Zimbabwe. -Think of another one. -Soweto is in South Africa. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:21 | |
-Yeah, that's... -No. -Erm... | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
Other ones? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
Congo? | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
-Congo probably. -I... | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
-Shall we just...? -Yeah, Congo. -And Zimbabwe. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
OK, there's your minute up. OK, we were looking for countries that border five or more other countries. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:42 | |
-I now need three answers from you. -You go first. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
-The Congo. -Congo. -Secondly we'll try Zimbabwe. -Zimbabwe. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:51 | |
You choose the third. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
OK, we'll choose the third together. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
-Let's choose Luxembourg. -Luxembourg. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
OK, those are your three. The Congo, Zimbabwe and Luxembourg. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
-Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? -Congo. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
I'm pretty sure Zimbabwe fits the bill, but I think other people will know that. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
OK, we'll put Congo third. Which should we put first, your least likely? | 0:40:11 | 0:40:15 | |
-Luxembourg. -OK, we'll put Luxembourg first. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
Let's put them on the board in that order and here they are. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Luxembourg, Zimbabwe and Congo. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:27 | |
There they are. We were looking for countries that share a border with five other countries. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:32 | |
You said this was your least confident shot at a pointless answer. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
You only have to find one pointless answer for your charities to win that £3,000 jackpot. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:40 | |
OK, let's see if Luxembourg is right, | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
and if it is, how many people said it. Best of luck. Luxembourg. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:48 | |
Bad luck. An incorrect answer so not pointless. Only two more chances | 0:40:53 | 0:40:59 | |
to win that £3,000 jackpot. OK, we are looking for countries that share a border with five other countries. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:05 | |
Your next answer was Zimbabwe. There it is. You confident in this? | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
-Not really, no. -Well, it has to be right and it has to be pointless | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
for that jackpot of £3,000 to be won by your charity. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
Let's see if it is right, and if it is, how many people said Zimbabwe. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
-Ooh! Bad luck! -The problem is, we had to go for the African countries, | 0:41:23 | 0:41:28 | |
because places like Russia and probably America, the big ones will all be guessed by other people. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:34 | |
Well, exactly. You've done the right thing, gone for obscure ones. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot. Let's see what that one is. Congo. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:42 | |
Congo. Everything is riding on Congo. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
It has to be right, it has to be pointless, and if it is both of those things, | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
your charity will win that £3,000 jackpot. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said Congo. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
It's right. It's right. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Now, if this goes all the way down to zero, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
your charity will win that £3,000 jackpot. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
It's still going down. Single figures. Down it goes. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
-Ohh! -APPLAUSE | 0:42:09 | 0:42:13 | |
Two people said the Congo. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
so you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
But you do get to take home our fabulous pointless trophy, so not an altogether empty victory. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:31 | |
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Zimbabwe has four land borders, Mozambique, South Africa, Botswana and Zambia. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:41 | |
Luxembourg only has three. Lots of pointless answers. You were right about Africa. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
The Central African Republic has five land borders | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
and every country that's around it also has five land borders. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
That's why they call it the Central African Republic. Colombia, Iraq, both pointless. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
-Kazakhstan, which you said. -We did say it. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
You also said Kenya at one point, another pointless answer. Libya. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:07 | |
Peru, Syria, Tanzania. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
Tough luck. Very well done if you got any of those at home. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
You went for the right place, it's just picking the right country. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Thanks very much. Well, you knew a lot of those. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
-You even said at least two of them. Oh, that's tough. -Yeah, it is. -That's life. -Yeah. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:25 | |
Well, unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye, Lembit and Merily. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
It's been brilliant having you on the show. Thank you both so much for playing. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
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And a big thank you to our other celebrity pairs, Colin and Suzanne, | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
Carol and Chris, Joanna and Stuart. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
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Nobody's won our jackpot today, so to thank our celebrities for taking part, | 0:43:44 | 0:43:49 | |
we're going to donate £500 to each pair for their respective charities. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:54 | |
-It's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. -And goodbye from me. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
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