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THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
HOOVES CLATTER | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming! | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theatre! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Me, too. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Whoa there, Chauncey! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
-then take my place as rightful king. -What did she say? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
GROANS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
-APPLAUSE -It's Shrek! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Whoo, Shrek, yeah! -ALL CHEER | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Prepare, foul beast, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
# Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee... # | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Do you mind? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Do you mind? Boring! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-CLEARS THROAT -Prepare, foul beast... | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-Some day you'll be sorry. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
We already are! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
HE GROANS | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
HE SOBS | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Mummy... | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
You're right. I can't let this happen. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
I can't! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I am the rightful king of Far Far Away! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
And I promise you this, Mother. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I will restore dignity to my throne! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
And this time, no-one will stand in my way. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
SHREK YAWNS | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-Good morning. -Good morning. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Oh, morning breath. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
I know. Isn't it wonderful? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
# Good morning, good morning... # | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Hey! -# The sun is shining through | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
# Good morning, good morning | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
# To you! And you! And you! # | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
CRASHING | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-They grow up so fast. -Not fast enough. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
OK, you'll be filling in for the King and Queen. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Several functions require your attendance, sir. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Great! Let's get started. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-SHREK SNORES -Come on, lazybones! Time to get moving! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Agh! You really need to get yourself a pair of jammies! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
# I got some sleep and I needed it | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
# Not a lot, just a little bit | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
# Someone's always trying to keep me from it | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
# It's a crying shame | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-# It's a royal pain... # -I knight thee. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
-Agh! -ALL GASP SHREK LAUGHS Oooh. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
SCREAMING | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# It's a royal pain in the neck... # | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
If you're filling in for one, you should look like a real king. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Can somebody come in and work on Shrek, please? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I will see what I can do. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Oooh! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Ow! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
-Oooh! -Yeah, wow. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Er, is this really necessary? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Oh, quite necessary, Fiona. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-I'm Shrek, you twit. -Whatever. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
OK, peoples, this isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-Smiles, everyone! -I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-It's just until Dad gets better. -HE SIGHS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-Shrek? -Yeah? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-You look handsome. -Aww. Come here, you. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Ohhh! THEY PANT | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Oh. My butt is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:16 | |
Oh. Hey, you! Come here. What's your name? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-Er, Fiddlesworth, sir. -Ho-ho-ho! Perfect. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
FANFARE PLAYS | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Ahh! You've got it. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
A little to the left. Yeah. Oooh. That's it! That's good. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
-Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! -Shrek. -You're on it. -Shrek! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
-Agh! My eye! -What are you doing? -Agh! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
SHE SCREAMS Agh! Ooh! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Fiona! Agh! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-Are you OK? -Yeah. I'm fine. -SHE GASPS | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-Ooh, shrimp! My favourite! -Fire! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-That's it! We're leaving! -Please, calm down. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
-I think that went well. -Donkey! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Come on, now, Shrek! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Some people just don't understand boundaries. Mioaw | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
and filled with the stench of mud and neglect. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, you had me at "vermin-filled". | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
And maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Er, no. What I'm thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
-Donkey? -No, Shrek. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-Erm, what if, theoretically... -Yeah? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
..they were little ogre feet? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh! HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Argh! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
HE SIGHS Honey, let's try and be rational about this. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Have you seen a baby lately? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
They just eat and poop, and they cry | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Now, imagine an ogre baby. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
They extra-cry and they extra-poop. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Right now, you're my family. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR Somebody better be dying! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
COUGHING I'm dying. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
WHEEZING | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-Harold? -COUGHING | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Of course, darling. -COUGHING | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Fiona. -Yes, Daddy? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I know I made many mistakes with you. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-It's OK. -But your love for Shrek has...taught me so much. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:36 | |
My dear boy, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
I am proud to call you my son. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
And I'm proud to call you my frog...king dad-in-law. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Now there is a matter of business to attend to-oo-oo. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:54 | |
GASPING | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
COUGHING | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
The Frog King...is dead. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
SPLUTTERING | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-Put your hat back on, fool. -Shrek... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
please, come hither. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Yeah, Dad? -This kingdom needs a new king. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
You and Fiona are next in line for the throne. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
Ohh! Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:40 | |
Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Come on, Dad. An ogre as king? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
I don't think that's such a good idea. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
There must be somebody else. Anybody! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:01 | |
Really? Who is he, Dad? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
His name is... | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-is... -What's his name? What's his name?! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-is... -GASPING | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-Daddy! -WHEEZING | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-His name is Arthur. -Arthur? COUGHING | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
GASPING | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
I know you'll do | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
what's right. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-Harold? -Dad? Dad! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-Dad? -Do your thing, man. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
SHE WEEPS | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
# When you were young and your heart | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
# Was an open book | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
# You used to say live and let live | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
# You know you did, you know you did, you know you did | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
# But if this ever changing world in which we're livin' | 0:12:39 | 0:12:45 | |
# Makes you give in and cry | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
# Say live and let die | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
# Live and let die | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
# Live and let die | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
# Live and let die | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-# Live and let die... # -THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
HORSE NEIGHS | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
PIANO PLAYS | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
# Hey, lady | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
# You, lady | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
# Cursing at your life | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
# You're a discontented mother | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# And a regimented wife... # | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
HUBBUB | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
HUBBUB STOPS | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
# I ran out of places and friendly faces | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
# Cos I had this need to be free | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
# I've been to paradise | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
# But I've never been to me... # | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
What does a prince have to do to get a drink here? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Ah, Mabel. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Why they call you an ugly stepsister, I'll never know. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Where's Doris? Taking the night off? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
She's not welcome here, and neither are you. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
What do you want, Charming? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Not much. Just a chance at redemption. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -And a fuzzy navel. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
And fuzzy navels for all my friends! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
PIANO CLANGS | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
We're not your friends. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
You don't belong here. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
You're absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
-Do a number on his face. -Wait, wait, wait! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
We are more alike than you think. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-Oh, what's it to you? -They left you the unfairest of them all. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
How does that feel? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
-Pretty unfair. -And you! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
I hate that little wooden puppet. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
And Hook. Need I say more? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
-HOOK SIGHS -And you, Frumpypigskin! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-Rumpelstiltskin. -Where's that firstborn you were promised? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Mabel. Remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
into that tiny glass slipper? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy tale creature | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
that has ever done you wrong! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:13 | |
But there are two sides to every story | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
and our side has not been told! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
So, who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Who wants their "happily ever after"? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
This way, gents. Ooh! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
It's out of my hands, senorita. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. -Meow! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
As are you. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
And, er, you. And, ooh. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Hi. I don't know you, but I'd like to. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-CATS SQUEAL -I got to go! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-DRAGON MOANS -I know, I don't want to leave you either. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
But you know how Shrek is. He's lost without me. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
But don't worry. I'll send you airmail kisses every day! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
All right, be strong, babies. Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
-Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister's head. -BANANAS SNEEZES | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
Ohh, that's my special boy! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Come here, all of you! Give your daddy a big hug! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Shrek? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Maybe you should just stay and be king. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
Come on. There's no way I could ever run a kingdom. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-That's why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice. -It's not that. No. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:03 | |
-It's... -If he gives me trouble, I've always got persuasion and reason. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
Here's persuasion... and here's reason. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
Fiona, soon it's just going to be you, me and our swamp. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:20 | |
It's not going to be just you and me. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
All aboard! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
It will be. I promise. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I love you. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-ALL: Aww! -That's lovely. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Bye-bye, babies! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Shrek! -Yeah? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-Wait! -What is it? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
-I'm... I'm... -HORN BLARES | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
I love you, too, honey! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-No! I said I'm... -HORN BLARES | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
-You're what? -I said I'm pregnant! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Er...what was that? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
You're going to be a father! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
That's great! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
Really? I'm glad you think so! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
-I love you! -Yeah! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Me, too! You! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I'm going to be an uncle! I'm going to be an uncle! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
-And you, my friend, are royally... -HORN BLARES | 0:19:40 | 0:19:46 | |
CLATTERING | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Home. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Ohhh, aye! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Shrek! -Oh! SHREK CHUCKLES | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Fiona! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Fiona? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
BABY COOS Oh, no. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
BABY BURPS Better out than in, I always say. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
SHREK LAUGHS | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Whoa! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
Whoa-ho! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
No, no, no! BABY SCREAMS | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
No, no. It's OK. It's going to be all right. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Dada! -Huh? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Hey! Stop! Hey, wait! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Hey, hey! No! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
No, no, no! Oh! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
Hey, hey! BABY SCREAMS | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
SMASHING Oh, no! Hey! What you...? Hey! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
-Da-ba-boo. -BABIES BABBLE | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Agh! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Agh! Agh! Agh! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
BABIES GIGGLE | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
SHREK SCREAMS | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Donkey. Donkey! Wake up! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
-SCREAMING -Dada! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
SHREK SCREAMS | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Shrek! Are you OK? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Ohh. I can't believe I'm going to be a father. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
-How did this happen? -Allow me to explain. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman, | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
a powerful urge sweeps over him. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
I know how it happened. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I just can't believe it. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
How does it happen? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
# And...the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
# Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
# When you coming home, son? I don't know when | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
-# But we'll get together then, Dad # -Donkey! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
Can you cut to the part where you're supposed to make me feel better? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
You know I love Fiona, boss. Right? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
What I am talking about here is you, me, my cousin's boat, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
an ice-cold pitcher of mojitos and two weeks of nothing but fishing. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
Don't you listen to him! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Having a baby is not going to ruin your life. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
It's not my life I'm worried about ruining, it's the kid's. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
I mean, when have you ever heard the phrase "as sweet as an ogre" | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
or "as nurturing as an ogre" | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
or how about "You'll love my dad. He's a real ogre"? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
OK, OK, I get it. Nobody said it's going to be easy. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
-But at least you've got us to help you. -That's true. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
-I'm doomed. -You'll be fine. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
You're finished. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Er, with your journey. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
"Wor-cess-ter-shiree"? Now that sounds fancy! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
-It's Worcestershire. -Like the sauce? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Mm. It's spicy! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Oh! They must be expecting us. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
HORN BEEPS Agh! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
GIRLS SCREAM | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
What in the shista-shire kind of place is this? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
-Must be a high school. -High school? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Ready? OK! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
ALL CHANT Wherefore art thou headed, to the top? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
We think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
HUBBUB | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
GIRL SCREAMS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
All right, Mr Percival, ease up on the reins. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
SMASHING | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
For lo, bro, don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
I'm feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
How did you receive the wedgies | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
when you are not a wearer of the underpants? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Let's just say some things are better left unsaid. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
I was all like, "I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you." | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
-Oh, totally. -Pardon me. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
-Totally ew-eth! -Yeah, totally. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Yes! I just altered my character level to plus-3 superb-ability. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
Hi. We're looking for someone named... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Who rolled a dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
HE SNORTS I know you're busy not fitting in, | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
-but can you tell me where I can find Arthur? -He's over there. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
HORSE NEIGHS | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:12 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Strong, handsome, face of a leader. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Does Arthur look like a king or what? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
-Ooh! -Oh. Sorry. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Did you say you were looking for Arthur? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
-That is on a need-to-know basis. -It's top secret! Hushity-hush! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
Now, gentlemen, let's away. To the showers! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
HORSE NEIGHS | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Greetings, Your Majesty. This is your lucky day. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
What are you supposed to be? A giant mutant leprechaun or something? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:46 | |
LAUGHTER Giant mutant... | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
You made a funny. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
-Unhand me, monster! -Stop squirming, Arthur. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
I'm not Arthur. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
I am Lancelot. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
That dork over there is Arthur. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Hey! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
This is, like, totally embarrassing | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
but Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
-and she thought thou would ask her to the Homecoming Dance. -Excuse me? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
Like, whatever. She's totally into college guys and mythical creatures. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
Oh, Arthur! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Come out, come out, wherever you are! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
BANGING | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
You better run, you little punk no-goodniks! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
The days of little Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-Er, hold it. -We're here for the mascot contest. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Er, we're here for the mascot contest, too. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
-This is a costume? -Aaaaaaaaaaaye! Worked on it all night long. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:02 | |
-Looks pretty real to me. -If he were real, could I do this? | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
-Ahhh. Oww! -Or this? | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
SHREK GROANS | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:16 | |
-Now watch this! -That's quite enough, boys. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
Thank you to Professor Primbottom and his invigorating lecture | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
on how to "just say nay". And now, without further ado, | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
let's give a warm Worcestershire huzzah | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
to the winner of our mascot contest, the... | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
-..ogre? -ALL GASP | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
That's right. I'm the new mascot. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
So let's really try and beat the other guys | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
at...whatever it is they're doing! | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
This is all a bit unorthodox. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
Now, where can I find Arthur Pendragon? | 0:28:52 | 0:28:56 | |
-Hey, wait... -ALL LAUGH | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
-Classic. -You should be ashamed of yourself! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
I didn't do it. They did. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
BOTH SNIGGER | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
-Please don't eat me. -ALL CHANT: Eat him! Eat him! Eat him! | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
I'm not here to eat him! ALL: Awww! | 0:29:19 | 0:29:23 | |
It's time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
-You're the new King of Far Far Away. -What? | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
Artie, a king? More like the Mayor of Loserville! | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
-Is this for real? -Absolutely. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Clean out your locker. You've got a kingdom to run. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
So, wait... I'm really the only heir? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
-The one and only. -Give me just a second. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:58 | |
My good people, I think there's a lesson here for all of us. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
Next time you're about to dunk a kid's head in a chamber pot, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
stop and think, "Hey, maybe this guy has feelings." | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
"Maybe I should cut him some slack." | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
"Cos maybe, just maybe, | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
"this guy's going to turn out to be, I don't know, a king?" | 0:30:17 | 0:30:21 | |
"And maybe his first royal decree | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
"will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him!" | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
I'm looking at you, jousting team! | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
And Guin? Oh, Guin. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
I've always loved you. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
-Eww! -Well, good friends, it breaks my heart, | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
but enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world, baby! | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
All right, let's not overdo it. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
I'm building my city, people, on rock'n'roll! | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
-You just overdid it. -Ow! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
-Stunning! -Look at you! -You look darling. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
-Just precious. Look at her. -Any cravings since you got pregnant? | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
No. Not at all. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
-Do you smell ham? -# It's present time! # | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
Fiona, please open mine first. It's the one in front. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:20 | |
"Congratulations on your new mess mak..." Oh, mess maker! | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
"Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella." | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
-ALL GASP -Look at that! -What is it? | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
-It's for the poopies. -Eww! Wait...babies poop? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
-Everyone poops, Beauty. -Fiona! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
-We all chipped in for a little present, too. -Yeah! | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
DRUM ROLL ALL: Ta-da! | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
-ALL: Ohh! -You know the baby's going to love it, because I do! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you. Who's this one from? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
I got you the biggest one, because I love you most. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
"Have one on me. Love, Snow White." | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Erm, what is it? -He's a live-in babysitter! | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
-Where's the baby? -You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:09 | |
Think nothing of it. I have six more at home. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
-What does he do? -Cleaning. -Feeding. -Burping. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
-So, what are Shrek and I supposed to do? -Work on your marriage. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:20 | |
Gee, thanks, Rapunzel. What's that supposed to mean? | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
Come on now, Fiona. You know what happens. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
Huh? You're tired all the time. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
-You start letting yourself go. -Stretch marks. -Say bye to romance. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:35 | |
I'm sorry, but how many of you have kids? | 0:32:36 | 0:32:40 | |
She's right! A baby will strengthen the love Shrek and Fiona have. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:46 | |
How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me! | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
Well, when he first found out, Shrek said... | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
DRAGON ROARS | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Onward, my new friends! To our happily ever afters! | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
HE LAUGHS BEE BUZZES | 0:33:10 | 0:33:11 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
Now...bombs away! | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
SCREAMING | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
-His name's not Peter! -Shut it, Wendy. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
SCREAMING | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Enough pillaging! To the castle! | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
DRAGON ROARS | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
-You've got to take care of the baby! -Stay calm! We're all going to die! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
Everyone in! Now! | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
Come on! Put some back into it! | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
We don't have time. Now go! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
Quickly, ladies! | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
We'll hold them off as long as we can! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:41 | |
Where are Shrek and Fiona? | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
-The name doesn't ring a bell. -Yeah, no bell. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
I suggest you freaks cooperate with the new King of Far Far Away! | 0:35:02 | 0:35:08 | |
The only thing you're ever going to be king of is King of the Stupids! | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
-Hook! -Right! | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
Avast, ye cookie. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
-Oohhhh! -Start talking. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
SCREAMING | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
-Gingy! -Papa! -Settle down now. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
# On the good ship Lollipop | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
# It's a sweet trip to the candy shop... # | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
You! You can't lie. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:51 | |
So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek? | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
Er... Well... I don't know where he's not. | 0:35:55 | 0:36:01 | |
You don't know where Shrek is? | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
that is or isn't almost partially incorrect. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
-So you do know where he is! -On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
not definitely rejecting the idea | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty... | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
-Stop it! -..I do not know where he shouldn't probably be. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean... | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
-# On the good ship Lollipop... # -Enough! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
Shrek went off to bring back the next heir! | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
He's bringing back the next heir? | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
No! | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
-Hook! Get rid of this new "King". -Right! | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
But bring Shrek to me. I have something special in mind for him. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
He'll never fall for your tricks! | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
Oh, boy. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
I can't believe it. Me, a king? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
I knew I came from royalty, but I figured everyone forgot about me. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:14 | |
Oh, no. In fact, the King asked for you personally. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
Really? Wow. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
Look, I know it's not all fun and games. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
It really is all fun and games, actually. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
Whoa. This is going to be huge. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
-Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses. -It'll be great! | 0:37:44 | 0:37:49 | |
You'll be living in the lap of luxury. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
The finest chefs will wait for your order. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
-And, fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters. -What do they do? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
Taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it's not...poisoned. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:03 | |
-Poisoned? -Or too salty. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Don't worry. You'll be safe and sound with your bodyguards. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
All of them willing at a moment's notice | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-to lay down their lives out of devotion to you. -Really? | 0:38:11 | 0:38:16 | |
The kingdom looks to you for wisdom and guidance. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
-Just make sure they don't die of famine! -Or plague. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
-Oh, plague is bad. -The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
Festering sores! Hey, you are one funny kitty cat. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:31 | |
-What did I say? -We don't want Artie getting the wrong idea. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
Er, Artie? | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
ALL: Whoa! | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
-There goes my hip! -Artie! What are you doing? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
What does it look like?! | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
This really isn't up to you. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
But I don't know anything about being king! | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
-You'll learn on the job! -Wahhh! | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm going back! | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
Back to what? Being a loser?! | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
-Now look what you did! -Look what I did? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
-Who's holding the wheel, chief? -Mmmmmmnn! | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Shrek! | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
CRASHING | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Land ho! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
How humiliating. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
Oh, nice going, Your Highness. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
-So now it's "Your Highness"? What happened to "loser"? Huh? -Hey! | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
If you think this gets you out of anything, it doesn't! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
-and you're going to be a father! -What? | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
-You just said "father". -I said king! You're going to be king! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
"You're going to be king!" Yeah, right. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
-Where are you going? -Far Far Away...from you! | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
Get back here, young man! I mean it! | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
Er, boss? I don't think he's coming back. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
When did you plan on telling him you were supposed to be king? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
Come on. Why would I do that? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Besides, he'll be ten times better at it than me. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Whoa. Change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with this kid. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
SHREK SIGHS You're right, Donkey. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
-What about this? -Shrek! -Oh, come on. It's just a joke. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:51 | |
HE LAUGHS Still... | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
Listen, Artie. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:16 | |
I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:21 | |
But what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this ka-zing tha-zing, | 0:41:21 | 0:41:25 | |
bazaby! If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight trippin', | 0:41:25 | 0:41:29 | |
just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! You're getting on my last nerve." | 0:41:29 | 0:41:34 | |
And then I'll know it's... I'll know it's wack! | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
-Ow! -Somebody help! | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
-I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me! -Artie, wait. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:44 | |
-Come on! Help! Hello? -BOTH SCREAM | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
Welcome to my serenity circle. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
Now prepare... | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Ohhh! I knew I should've got that warranty! | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
-Mr Merlin? -You know this guy? | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Yeah. He was the school's magic teacher, | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
-until he had his nervous breakdown. -Technically, I was merely a victim | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
of a level three fatigue. At the request of my therapist, | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
and school authorities, I retired to the tranquillity of nature | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
-to discover my divine purpose. -FLY BUZZES | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
Now, can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage? | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
-Er, no. -Sure you don't want to try my famous rock au gratin? | 0:42:33 | 0:42:37 | |
HE CRUNCHES | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
-It's organic! -Thanks. I just ate a boulder on the way in. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
What we need are directions back to Far Far Away. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
-What's with the "we"? Who said I was going with you? -I did! | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
People are counting on you, so don't try to weasel out of it! | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
If the job's so great, you do it. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
Understand this, kid. No more Mr Nice Guy from here on out! | 0:42:56 | 0:43:01 | |
-So that was your Mr Nice Guy? -I know, and I'm going to miss him. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:06 | |
Why don't you go terrorise a village and leave me alone?! | 0:43:06 | 0:43:10 | |
Was that a crack about ogres? You get your royal highness to Far Far Away | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
before I kick it there! Now, which way am I kicking? | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -I could tell you, but since you're in the midst of | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
a self-destructive rage spiral, it would be karmically irresponsible. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:25 | |
Self-destructive? Look, are you going to help us or not? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
Most definitely, but only after you take the journey to your soul! | 0:43:29 | 0:43:35 | |
-Yeah, I don't think so. -It's either that or primal scream therapy. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:40 | |
All right, all right, journey to the soul. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:45 | |
Now, all of you, look into the fire of truth | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
and tell me what you see. Ha! | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
HE YELLS | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Ooh, charades! OK, I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls! | 0:43:55 | 0:44:02 | |
OK, monster, go for it. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
SHREK SIGHS | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
-I see a rainbow pony. -Excellent work! Now the boy. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
-This is lame. Ow! -You're lame! Now just go for it! | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
OK. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
There's a baby bird and a father bird sitting in a nest. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
Yes! Stay with it! Stay with it! | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
The dad just flew away. Why did he leave the little bird all alone? | 0:44:30 | 0:44:35 | |
It's trying to fly, but it doesn't know how to. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:39 | |
It's going to fall! | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
Oooh! Proper head case, you are, aren't you? Really messed up. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:50 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
Yeah, yeah, OK, I get it. The bird's me. My dad left. So what? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:58 | |
Look, Artie, erm... SOFT MUSIC PLAYS | 0:45:10 | 0:45:15 | |
Just thought I'd help set the mood | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
for your big heart-to-heart chat! | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
MUSIC STOPS, DOOR BANGS | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
SHREK SIGHS | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
I know what it's like to not feel ready for something. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:34 | |
Even ogres get scared. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
You know...once in a while. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
I know you want me to be king, but I can't. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
I'm not cut out for it, and I never will be, all right? | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
Even my own dad knew I wasn't worth the trouble. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
He dumped me at that school first chance he got | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
and... I never heard from him again. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
SHREK SIGHS My dad wasn't really the fatherly type, either. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:05 | |
Well, I doubt he was worse than mine. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
My father was an ogre. He tried to eat me. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:14 | |
Now, I guess I should have seen it coming. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
He used to bath me in barbecue sauce | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
and put me to bed with an apple in my mouth. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
OK, I guess that's pretty bad. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
Y'know, it may be hard to believe, with my obvious charm and good looks, | 0:46:27 | 0:46:32 | |
but people used to think I was a monster. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
And for a long time, I believed them. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
But after a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
and you just trust who you are. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
Y'know...you're OK, Shrek. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:53 | |
You just need to do a little less yelling and use a little more soap. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
-Thanks, Artie. -The soap's because you stink...really bad. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:05 | |
Yeah... I got that. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
WATER TRICKLES Oh, this place is filthy! | 0:47:09 | 0:47:14 | |
I feel like a hobo. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
Everything's always about you. It's not like your attitude is helping. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:25 | |
Maybe it just bothers you I was voted fairest in the land. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
Oh, you mean in that rigged election? | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
Oh, give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
"let down thy golden extensions!" | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
ALL SIGH | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
in this stinkhole until we rot. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
No, we get inside and find out what Charming's up to. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
I know he's a jerk and everything, | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
but that Charming makes me hotter than July. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:59 | |
-ALL: Eww! -That's it! | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
-Come on! This way! -Rapunzel, wait! | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
-Charming, let go of her. -But why would I want to do that? | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
-SHE PURRS -Woof! | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
-What? -Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of Far Far Away. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:57 | |
Yay! | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
-Rapunzel, how could you? -Jealous much? | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
Soon you'll be back where you started, | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
scrubbing floors or locked away in towers, | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
that is, if I let you last the week. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
But, pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:22 | |
Now, forgive us. We have a show to put on. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
Shrek will be back soon, Charming, and you'll be sorry. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
Sorry?! Don't you realise, once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away, | 0:49:29 | 0:49:34 | |
he's doomed? | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
SHREK GASPS | 0:49:44 | 0:49:45 | |
CREAKING | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
Ow! | 0:50:04 | 0:50:05 | |
Aghhh! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
-HE PLAYS SINISTER MUSIC -Look out! They've got a piano! | 0:50:12 | 0:50:16 | |
Kill them all... except the fat one. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
King Charming has something special in mind for you, ogre. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:24 | |
-King Charming? -Attack! | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
Artie, duck! | 0:50:32 | 0:50:33 | |
Aghhh! | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
BOTH PLAY JAUNTY TUNE | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
Ready the plank! | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
-Shrek! -Help! | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
-You cowards! -What has Charming done with Fiona? | 0:51:23 | 0:51:27 | |
She's going to get what's coming to her. Agh! | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him! | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
-We have to save her. -But she's so far, far away! | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
-Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid. -No, Shrek. Hold on. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
-I've got an idea. -I am a buzzing bee. Buzz, buzz, buzz... | 0:51:43 | 0:51:47 | |
Mr Merlin? They need a spell to get them... | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
..I mean us, back to Far Far Away. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me any more, kid. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:57 | |
How about a hug instead, hm? That's the best kind of magic. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:00 | |
Mr Merlin, please! I know you can do it. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
-I said forget it! -But... | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
HE SOBS | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
-What's with you? -It's just so hard, you know? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:19 | |
They really need to get back, cos their kingdom's in trouble. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:24 | |
Cos there's a really bad man. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:26 | |
-And it's just so hard! -Take it easy. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:30 | |
No! I don't think you understand! | 0:52:30 | 0:52:34 | |
There's a mean person doing mean things to good people. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:38 | |
-Have a heart, old man. -They really need your help to get back! | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
-So why won't you help them?! -Oh. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
-HE JABBERS -OK. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
I'll go get my things. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
CLEARS THROAT Piece of cake. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
Well, well, well. Do you want some eggs with that ham? | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
Now, erm, I am a little rusty, so there could be some side effects. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:03 | |
-Side effects? -Don't worry. Whatever it is, no matter how painful, | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
it'll wear off eventually. I think. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
Aghh! | 0:53:11 | 0:53:12 | |
-Oops. -Are you sure this is a good idea? | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
Look, if Artie trusts him, that's good enough for me. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
-Even if his robe doesn't quite cover his... -Alacritious expeditious | 0:53:19 | 0:53:24 | |
a-zoomy-zoom-zoom! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Let's help our friends get back... | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
..erm...soon! | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
Whoa! It worked! | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
Oh, man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college! | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
Donkey? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
What? Is there something in my teeth? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
Huh! | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
What the...? Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
a fancy-feastin', second-rate sidekick! | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
Ohh. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
At least you don't look like some kind of bloated roadside pinata! | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
You should think about going on a diet! | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
You should get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty! | 0:54:12 | 0:54:17 | |
-BOTH LAUGH -So you two think this is funny? | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
-I'm really sorry, guys. -Don't be. You got us back, kid. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:28 | |
Ow! Ow! How in the Hans Christian Andersen | 0:54:31 | 0:54:35 | |
am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots? | 0:54:35 | 0:54:38 | |
Hey, hey, hey! Be very careful with those! Hee-haw! | 0:54:38 | 0:54:42 | |
They were made in Madrid by the finest... Hee-haw! | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
Oh, you'll learn to control that. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
Seriously! You need comfort inserts or arch supports or something. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:55 | |
Ooh. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
HORSES NEIGH | 0:54:57 | 0:54:59 | |
Hey! Watch it. I'm walking here and I'm going to keep going... | 0:55:02 | 0:55:06 | |
-Pinocchio? -Shrek! -Pinocchio! -Help me! | 0:55:06 | 0:55:10 | |
-What's happened? -Charming and the villains took over! | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
They attacked us! Fiona and the Princesses got away. Now she's... | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
She's what?! She's what?! | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
-Puss! Loan me five bucks. -You heard the man. Help the brother out. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:25 | |
-Do you see any pockets on me? -Hold on a second. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
I had no idea, really. I... I swear. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:35 | |
Quick! Where is Fiona? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
Charming has her locked away some place secret. You've got to find him! | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
-He's probably getting ready for the show! -Wait! | 0:55:42 | 0:55:45 | |
Wait, Pinocchio! What show? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
"It's a Happily Ever After After All". | 0:55:52 | 0:55:54 | |
"Shrek's final performance"? | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
Whoa! Shrek! You didn't tell us you were in a play! | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
Well, I guess I've been so busy, I forgot to mention it. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
It's the ogre! Get him! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
Don't worry. I got this. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
-Urgh! Kill it! -Look. Don't you know who he thinks he is? | 0:56:15 | 0:56:22 | |
-How dare you! -We're dealing with amateurs. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr Shrek. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:30 | |
-I'm going to lose it! -I assume everything is ready for tonight? | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
-You did get the list for the dressing room? -Yeah! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
Breakfast croissant stuffed with seared sashimi tuna. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:39 | |
And saffron corn with jalapeno honey butter. Our client | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
cannot get into his proper emotional state without jalapeno honey butter! | 0:56:42 | 0:56:46 | |
-I just lost it. -Oh. -They should talk to Nancy in Human Resources. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:51 | |
Oh, we'll have much to say to Nancy, I promise! | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
-PIANO PLAYS -"With this sword, I do..." No. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:59 | |
"With..." "With this sword, I do smote thee!" | 0:56:59 | 0:57:03 | |
Is that the right word? "Smote"? "Smoot"? | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
I don't think that's a word. Maybe I should "smite" him. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
Let's try this again. Now... | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
Shrek attacks me. I pretend to be afraid. Oooh. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:17 | |
"Now the kingdom gets the happily ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!" | 0:57:17 | 0:57:22 | |
Blah, blah, blah. Oh, it just doesn't feel real enough yet! | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
-Who told you to stop dancing?! -Oh. Wink and turn. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
What are you laying around for? Get up! Honestly! | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:45 | |
And I assure you, | 0:57:45 | 0:57:47 | |
the people of this kingdom will pay dearly | 0:57:47 | 0:57:51 | |
for every second... we've had to wait. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you. | 0:57:56 | 0:58:01 | |
Thank goodness you're here. I thought you wouldn't get back. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:05 | |
Where's Fiona? | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
Don't worry. She and the others are safe...for now. | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
Ow! | 0:58:12 | 0:58:14 | |
Hm. Let me guess. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:22 | |
-Arthur. -It's Artie, actually. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:25 | |
This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away? | 0:58:25 | 0:58:30 | |
-HE LAUGHS -How pathetic. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:34 | |
Stand still so I won't make a mess. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
Charming, stop! I'm here now. You got what you wanted. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:40 | |
-This isn't about him. -Then who's it about? | 0:58:40 | 0:58:44 | |
I'm supposed to be king, right? | 0:58:44 | 0:58:47 | |
You weren't really next in line for the throne. | 0:58:47 | 0:58:51 | |
OK? I was. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:53 | |
But you said the King asked for me personally. | 0:58:53 | 0:58:57 | |
-Not exactly. -What's that supposed to mean? | 0:58:57 | 0:59:00 | |
I said whatever I had to say, all right? | 0:59:00 | 0:59:03 | |
I wasn't right for the job, so I needed some fool to replace me. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
And you fit the bill. So just go! | 0:59:06 | 0:59:10 | |
-You were playing me the whole time. -You catch on real fast, kid. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:17 | |
Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
-You know, for a minute there, I actually thought you... -What? | 0:59:26 | 0:59:30 | |
That he cared about you? He's an ogre. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:34 | |
What did you expect? | 0:59:34 | 0:59:36 | |
You really do have a way with children, Shrek. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:50 | |
# Leave me out with the waste | 1:00:01 | 1:00:04 | |
# This is not what I do | 1:00:04 | 1:00:07 | |
# It's the wrong time | 1:00:07 | 1:00:11 | |
# She's pulling me through | 1:00:11 | 1:00:14 | |
# It's a small crime | 1:00:14 | 1:00:18 | |
# And I got no excuse | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
# And is that all right, yeah? | 1:00:20 | 1:00:23 | |
# Is that all right with you? | 1:00:23 | 1:00:26 | |
# Is that all right, yeah? | 1:00:26 | 1:00:31 | |
# If I give my gun away when it's loaded? | 1:00:31 | 1:00:35 | |
# If you don't shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it? | 1:00:37 | 1:00:41 | |
# Is that all right? Is that all right? | 1:00:44 | 1:00:48 | |
# Is that all right with you? No. # | 1:00:48 | 1:00:52 | |
Had we stayed put like I suggested, we'd be sipping tea | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
-out of little heart-shaped cups. -Yeah, heart-shaped cups! | 1:00:55 | 1:00:59 | |
-And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries. -Yeah, loganberries. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
-Shut up, Cindy. -Yeah, shut up! | 1:01:03 | 1:01:05 | |
-No, you shut up. -Stay out of this! | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
Who cares who's "running the kingdom"? | 1:01:07 | 1:01:10 | |
-I care. -You should all care, too. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:14 | |
-KEYS JANGLE -Hey! -Ow! | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
Agh! | 1:01:16 | 1:01:17 | |
-I have your badge number, tin can! -DONKEY HISSES | 1:01:17 | 1:01:21 | |
-Donkey? -Princess! -Puss? | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
I am Puss, stuck here inside this hideous body. | 1:01:23 | 1:01:28 | |
-And I'm me! -But you're... | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
I know everything's fruity in the loops, but we went to high school | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
the boat crashed and we got bippity- boppity-booped by the magic man. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:37 | |
-You poor sweet things. -I don't get it. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:40 | |
The cat turned into a little horse who smells like feet. What's to get? | 1:01:40 | 1:01:44 | |
-Who dat? -Where's Shrek? | 1:01:44 | 1:01:47 | |
Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight | 1:01:47 | 1:01:50 | |
-in front of the whole kingdom! -SHE GASPS | 1:01:50 | 1:01:52 | |
All right, everyone. We need to find a way out now. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:56 | |
You're right. Ladies, assume the position! | 1:01:56 | 1:02:00 | |
-SHE YAWNS -What are you doing? | 1:02:02 | 1:02:05 | |
-Waiting to be rescued. -SHE SNORES -You've got to be kidding me. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
What do you expect us to do? We're just four... | 1:02:10 | 1:02:12 | |
I mean three super-hot princesses, | 1:02:12 | 1:02:16 | |
two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre and an old lady! | 1:02:16 | 1:02:19 | |
Hm. Excuse me. Old lady coming through. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:25 | |
Heeee-ya! | 1:02:28 | 1:02:30 | |
-Wow. -Ohhh. -Whoa. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:33 | |
-Mom! -Well, You didn't think you got your fighting skills | 1:02:33 | 1:02:37 | |
-from your father, did you? -Excuse me. There's still one more. | 1:02:37 | 1:02:42 | |
Hmm! | 1:02:43 | 1:02:44 | |
Heeee-ya! | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
-SHE HUMS -Why don't you just lie down? | 1:02:48 | 1:02:53 | |
SHE HUMS | 1:02:53 | 1:02:55 | |
OK, girls, from here on out, we take care of business ourselves. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:01 | |
"Ladies and gentlemen, The Far Far Away Theatre | 1:03:18 | 1:03:20 | |
"at the Charming Pavilion is proud to present..." | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen. | 1:03:23 | 1:03:27 | |
Oi! No food or beverages in the theatre! | 1:03:27 | 1:03:30 | |
BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
Places, everyone! | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
-Ow! Easy! -Sorry. | 1:03:50 | 1:03:52 | |
-I guess I was just showing off for the little one. -Huh? | 1:03:52 | 1:03:56 | |
It's Bring Your Kids To Work Day. Come here, beautiful. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:59 | |
Well, she's...got your eye. HE LAUGHS | 1:04:02 | 1:04:06 | |
Who'd have thought a monster like me deserved someone as special as you? | 1:04:06 | 1:04:11 | |
BELLS CHIME | 1:04:19 | 1:04:22 | |
SHE IMITATES BIRD CALL | 1:04:33 | 1:04:34 | |
SINGING BIRDS SING BACK | 1:04:39 | 1:04:42 | |
SINGING BIRDS SING BACK | 1:04:42 | 1:04:46 | |
SHE SINGS | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
# Little birdies, take wing | 1:04:51 | 1:04:55 | |
# Flitting down from the trees they appear | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
-# And chirp in my ear... # -BIRDS CHIRP | 1:04:57 | 1:05:01 | |
# All because I sing... # | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
SHE SINGS BIRDS SING BACK | 1:05:04 | 1:05:08 | |
SHE SINGS BIRDS SING BACK | 1:05:08 | 1:05:12 | |
SHE SINGS | 1:05:12 | 1:05:16 | |
HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
# Ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh! | 1:05:21 | 1:05:24 | |
# Ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh! # | 1:05:25 | 1:05:29 | |
Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Aghhh! | 1:05:29 | 1:05:31 | |
-Oh! -Move it! Go! Go! | 1:05:31 | 1:05:33 | |
-My babies! -Aghhh! | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
-Ow! Ow! Help! -Hey! | 1:05:42 | 1:05:44 | |
# So this ain't the end I saw you again today | 1:05:54 | 1:05:59 | |
# I had to turn my heart away | 1:05:59 | 1:06:02 | |
# Now, if the real thing don't do the trick | 1:06:03 | 1:06:07 | |
# You better make up something quick | 1:06:07 | 1:06:10 | |
# You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn right into the wick | 1:06:10 | 1:06:16 | |
# Oooh | 1:06:16 | 1:06:17 | |
# Oh-oh | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
# Barra-barracuda... # | 1:06:22 | 1:06:25 | |
-WOLF-WHISTLING -Hey, how's it goin'? | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
O to the K. The coast is clear. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:41 | |
All right, people, let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite! | 1:06:41 | 1:06:44 | |
I thought we agreed we'd go by the name of Team Super Cool. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
-I recall it was Team Awesome. -I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:52 | |
All right, all right. From henceforth, | 1:06:52 | 1:06:54 | |
we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:58 | |
Ach du liebe! There is some strange little girl over there staring at us! | 1:06:58 | 1:07:02 | |
-Artie! -Wait, wait! Hey. Hey! Where is the fire, senor? | 1:07:03 | 1:07:08 | |
Oh, please. Don't act so innocent. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
You both knew what was going on and you kept it to yourselves. | 1:07:10 | 1:07:14 | |
-It's not like it seems. -It's not? I think it seems pretty clear. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:18 | |
He was using me. That's all there is to it. | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
Using you? Man, you really don't get it. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
Shrek only said those things to protect you. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
Charming was going to kill you, Artie! | 1:07:26 | 1:07:29 | |
Shrek saved your life. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
Cue the spot! | 1:07:41 | 1:07:43 | |
# I wait alone up here | 1:07:47 | 1:07:49 | |
# I'm trapped another day | 1:07:49 | 1:07:52 | |
# Locked up here, please set me free | 1:07:52 | 1:07:55 | |
# My new life I almost see | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
# A castle, you and me | 1:07:58 | 1:08:01 | |
# Yes, a castle, you and me. # | 1:08:01 | 1:08:06 | |
Cherubs! | 1:08:08 | 1:08:09 | |
# 'Tis I, 'Tis I Upon my regal steed | 1:08:12 | 1:08:16 | |
# Princess, my love At last you shall be freed | 1:08:16 | 1:08:20 | |
# I'm strong and brave And dashing my way there | 1:08:20 | 1:08:23 | |
# With speed! With might! With soft and bouncy hair | 1:08:23 | 1:08:28 | |
-# Through the blistering desert... # -ALL: Hot! | 1:08:29 | 1:08:33 | |
-# Across the stormiest sea... # -ALL: Wet! | 1:08:33 | 1:08:36 | |
-# Facing creatures so vile! # -ALL: Foul! | 1:08:36 | 1:08:39 | |
# So you can gaze upon me! | 1:08:39 | 1:08:45 | |
# I knew you'd come for me | 1:08:45 | 1:08:47 | |
# And now we finally meet | 1:08:47 | 1:08:51 | |
# I knew you'd wait and from my plate of love you'd eat... # | 1:08:51 | 1:08:57 | |
SHE ROARS | 1:08:59 | 1:09:03 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:09:10 | 1:09:13 | |
# Who is this terribly ugly fiend Who so rudely intervened? | 1:09:16 | 1:09:19 | |
# Will Charming fight or will he flee? | 1:09:19 | 1:09:21 | |
-# Please rescue me! -From this monstrosity | 1:09:21 | 1:09:24 | |
# Fear thee not, honey lamb, I will slice this thing up like a ham... # | 1:09:24 | 1:09:30 | |
-Oh, boy. -# You are about to enter a world of pain | 1:09:30 | 1:09:35 | |
# with which you are not... Familiar... | 1:09:35 | 1:09:39 | |
-# Aaaaarrrr... # -GLASS SMASHES | 1:09:39 | 1:09:42 | |
Well, it can't be any more painful than your lousy performance. | 1:09:42 | 1:09:47 | |
ALL LAUGH | 1:09:47 | 1:09:50 | |
"Prepare, foul beast." | 1:09:50 | 1:09:52 | |
-CLEARS THROAT -Prepare, foul beast, your time is done! | 1:09:52 | 1:09:57 | |
If you don't mind, could you kill me and then sing? | 1:09:57 | 1:10:01 | |
-ALL LAUGH -Be quiet! | 1:10:01 | 1:10:04 | |
Oh, I'm just having fun with you. That's actually a very nice leotard. | 1:10:04 | 1:10:08 | |
-Oh. Thank you. -Do they come in men's sizes? | 1:10:08 | 1:10:11 | |
-ALL LAUGH -Now that be funny! | 1:10:11 | 1:10:16 | |
Enough! | 1:10:16 | 1:10:18 | |
Now you'll finally know what it's like | 1:10:20 | 1:10:24 | |
to have everything you worked for, | 1:10:24 | 1:10:27 | |
everything that's precious to you, taken away! | 1:10:27 | 1:10:31 | |
Now you'll know how I felt! | 1:10:31 | 1:10:35 | |
DRAGON ROARS | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
-Yaaaah! -Sausage roll! -Yaaah! | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
Whooooa! | 1:10:44 | 1:10:45 | |
Arrr. | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
Ya! Aghhhhhh! | 1:10:50 | 1:10:52 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:10:56 | 1:11:00 | |
-Pray for mercy from Puss! -And Donkey! | 1:11:00 | 1:11:04 | |
Hey! | 1:11:05 | 1:11:07 | |
-CHEERING -Hya! Hi, honey. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:17 | |
Sorry we're late. You OK? | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
Much better now that you're here. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:23 | |
ALL: Awwww! | 1:11:23 | 1:11:25 | |
So, Charming, you want to let me out of these | 1:11:25 | 1:11:28 | |
so we can settle this ogre-to-man? | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
Ooh, that sounds fun! But I have a better idea. | 1:11:30 | 1:11:34 | |
ALL YELL | 1:11:35 | 1:11:39 | |
Ohhh. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:47 | |
-SCREAMS -No! Let go of me! -Fiona! | 1:11:49 | 1:11:52 | |
You will not ruin things this time, ogre. Kill it. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:55 | |
-Everybody, stop! -ALL GASP | 1:11:59 | 1:12:02 | |
-Oh, what is it now?! -Artie? | 1:12:03 | 1:12:06 | |
-ALL GASP -Uh! | 1:12:09 | 1:12:12 | |
Who really thinks we need to settle things this way? | 1:12:15 | 1:12:18 | |
You're telling me you just want to be villains your whole lives? | 1:12:22 | 1:12:25 | |
But we are villains! It's the only thing we know. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:29 | |
Didn't you ever wish you could be something else? | 1:12:29 | 1:12:32 | |
Easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree. | 1:12:32 | 1:12:36 | |
You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack them! | 1:12:36 | 1:12:38 | |
What Steve means is it's hard to come by honest work | 1:12:38 | 1:12:41 | |
-when the whole world's against you. -Right. Thanks, Ed. | 1:12:41 | 1:12:45 | |
OK. Fair enough. You're right. I'm not a talking tree. | 1:12:45 | 1:12:49 | |
But, you know, a good friend of mine once told me, | 1:12:49 | 1:12:53 | |
just because people treat you like a villain, | 1:12:53 | 1:12:56 | |
or an ogre, | 1:12:56 | 1:12:59 | |
or just some loser... | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
..it doesn't mean you are one. | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
The thing that matters most is what you think of yourself. | 1:13:06 | 1:13:10 | |
If there's something you really want, or someone you want to be, | 1:13:10 | 1:13:14 | |
then the only person standing in your way is you. | 1:13:14 | 1:13:18 | |
-Me? -Get him, lads! -ALL CHEER | 1:13:18 | 1:13:20 | |
No, no, no! What I mean is, | 1:13:20 | 1:13:23 | |
each of you is standing in your own way. | 1:13:23 | 1:13:27 | |
ALL: Ahhhh. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
I've always wanted to play the flute. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:33 | |
I'd like to open up a spa...in France! | 1:13:33 | 1:13:37 | |
I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful. | 1:13:37 | 1:13:41 | |
CHEERING | 1:13:53 | 1:13:54 | |
-LAUGHTER -No! | 1:14:03 | 1:14:07 | |
ALL GASP SHREK GROANS | 1:14:22 | 1:14:25 | |
A new era finally begins! | 1:14:28 | 1:14:31 | |
Now, all of you, | 1:14:33 | 1:14:34 | |
-bow before your King! -ALL GASP | 1:14:34 | 1:14:39 | |
CLEARS THROAT You need to work on your aim. | 1:14:42 | 1:14:45 | |
ALL LAUGH | 1:14:45 | 1:14:48 | |
This was supposed to be MY happily ever after! | 1:14:48 | 1:14:51 | |
Well, I guess you need to keep looking... | 1:14:51 | 1:14:53 | |
..cos I'm not giving up mine. | 1:14:55 | 1:14:57 | |
Mummy? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:04 | |
It's yours if you want it, you know? | 1:15:14 | 1:15:16 | |
But this time it's your choice. | 1:15:17 | 1:15:19 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:15:26 | 1:15:29 | |
-Whoo! -Yeah! | 1:15:38 | 1:15:40 | |
Arthur! | 1:15:40 | 1:15:42 | |
ALL CHANT: Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie! | 1:15:43 | 1:15:48 | |
Er, excuse me. That's my seat. | 1:15:50 | 1:15:52 | |
OK, Senor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time has come to rectify some wrongs! | 1:15:53 | 1:15:58 | |
Although I have been enjoying these cat baths. | 1:15:58 | 1:16:01 | |
-Please say you didn't. -All right, all right! Look. | 1:16:01 | 1:16:04 | |
You'll feel a pinch and possibly lower intestinal discomfort | 1:16:04 | 1:16:07 | |
but this should do the trick. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:10 | |
-Are you...? -I'm me again! | 1:16:14 | 1:16:16 | |
-And I am not you! -All right! | 1:16:16 | 1:16:19 | |
Oops. | 1:16:20 | 1:16:21 | |
Ah, never mind. | 1:16:23 | 1:16:24 | |
What did I tell you? I think the kid's going to be a great king. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:32 | |
Well, for what it's worth, you would have, too. | 1:16:32 | 1:16:36 | |
I have something much more important in mind. | 1:16:37 | 1:16:40 | |
Finally. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
SHREK CHUCKLES | 1:17:09 | 1:17:12 | |
-Dada. -SHREK LAUGHS | 1:17:12 | 1:17:15 | |
# Was I wrong about the world? | 1:17:15 | 1:17:19 | |
-# It's a beautiful new place... # -I smell Shrek Junior! | 1:17:19 | 1:17:22 | |
# Where else could a creep like me... # Oh! | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
# Meet such a pretty face | 1:17:25 | 1:17:27 | |
# Meeting every day with the rising sun | 1:17:27 | 1:17:31 | |
# Looking up, it's looking like BUBBLES POP | 1:17:34 | 1:17:37 | |
# My losing streak is done... # | 1:17:37 | 1:17:40 | |
-Peek-a-boo! -BABY LAUGHS -Peek-a-boo! | 1:17:40 | 1:17:43 | |
-Bouncy, bouncy, boy! -# Used to always feel like... # | 1:17:46 | 1:17:50 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR # Wished that I was dressed better... # | 1:17:50 | 1:17:53 | |
-Hey! -Where's the baby? -# Never had a lot of luck | 1:17:53 | 1:17:57 | |
# Until I finally met her... # BABY GIGGLES | 1:17:57 | 1:18:00 | |
SHREK LAUGHS | 1:18:01 | 1:18:03 | |
# Meeting every day with the rising sun | 1:18:09 | 1:18:13 | |
# Looking up, it's looking like | 1:18:16 | 1:18:18 | |
# My losing streak is done... # BOTH BURP | 1:18:18 | 1:18:22 | |
BURPING BREAKING WIND # My losing streak is done. # | 1:18:22 | 1:18:26 | |
Well...what shall we do now? | 1:18:35 | 1:18:39 | |
SHREK SNORES | 1:18:39 | 1:18:42 | |
BABY CRIES | 1:18:47 | 1:18:50 | |
SIGHS: I got it. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:55 | |
-Puss and Donkey, baby! Once again, baby, come on! -Oh, yeah! | 1:19:02 | 1:19:06 | |
# I want to thank you for letting me be myself | 1:19:06 | 1:19:11 | |
-# Again -Looka-looka-look at my hips! | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
# I want to thank you for letting me be myself | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
# Again! # | 1:19:18 | 1:19:20 | |
-Break it down! -Let's go! | 1:19:25 | 1:19:27 | |
# Stiff all in the collar | 1:19:27 | 1:19:29 | |
# Fluffy in the face | 1:19:31 | 1:19:33 | |
# Chit, chat, chatter trying | 1:19:35 | 1:19:37 | |
# Stuffy in the place Hey! Whoo! | 1:19:39 | 1:19:43 | |
# Thank you for the par-tay | 1:19:43 | 1:19:45 | |
-# But I could never stay -I'm sorry. | 1:19:47 | 1:19:49 | |
# I got many things on my mind | 1:19:51 | 1:19:53 | |
# But the word's in the way | 1:19:55 | 1:19:57 | |
# And I want to thank you for letting me be myself | 1:19:58 | 1:20:03 | |
# Again | 1:20:03 | 1:20:05 | |
# Different strokes for different folks | 1:20:05 | 1:20:07 | |
# Thank you for letting me be myself | 1:20:07 | 1:20:11 | |
# Again... # | 1:20:11 | 1:20:12 | |
Break it down! | 1:20:14 | 1:20:16 | |
Puss and Donkey, baby! | 1:20:16 | 1:20:18 | |
Puss and Donkey, baby! | 1:20:18 | 1:20:20 | |
Puss and Donkey, baby! | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
# Dance to the music | 1:20:23 | 1:20:26 | |
# All night long | 1:20:27 | 1:20:29 | |
# Everyday people | 1:20:31 | 1:20:33 | |
# Sing a simple song | 1:20:35 | 1:20:37 | |
# Mama's so happy | 1:20:39 | 1:20:41 | |
# Mama start to cry | 1:20:43 | 1:20:45 | |
# Papa's still singing | 1:20:47 | 1:20:49 | |
# You can make it if you try So try! | 1:20:50 | 1:20:54 | |
# Thank you for letting me be myself | 1:20:55 | 1:20:59 | |
-# Again -# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah | 1:20:59 | 1:21:03 | |
# Thank you for letting me be myself | 1:21:03 | 1:21:07 | |
# Again... # | 1:21:07 | 1:21:09 | |
Come on, Donkey. Do something right! | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
Put the hoof together! Put the hoof together! | 1:21:11 | 1:21:14 | |
Stomp your boots, baby! | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby! | 1:21:17 | 1:21:19 | |
# Thank you for letting me be myself | 1:21:19 | 1:21:23 | |
-# Again -Muchas gracias! Andale! | 1:21:23 | 1:21:26 | |
# I want to thank you for letting me be myself | 1:21:26 | 1:21:31 | |
# Again... | 1:21:31 | 1:21:35 | |
# Thank you for letting me be myself | 1:21:35 | 1:21:39 | |
# Again... # | 1:21:39 | 1:21:41 | |
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