Donkey's Caroling Christmas-tacular

OK, parfaits go on that table and the bog nog goes over there and remember,

make sure the piles of cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes.

-Shrek, I just love this. Don't you just love this?

-Sure, Donkey.

This is going to be the best Christmas party ever, because

this year, everybody's going to sing their favourite Christmas carol.

I hear even the Shrek family is going to sing.

-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah! Yee-ha!

No more bog nog for him.

# It's my most favourite time of the year

# With the parties and carols and cider in barrels

# For everyone here... #

Hey, Shrek, check it out.

I found a real Christmas elf out in the garbage.

I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Let me out of this cage!

So you can run away again? I don't think so. Oh, hey, Wolf.

Do you like that?

It's a mega-sized Santa replica, made from a new magic called plastic.

Yeah, it's freaking me out.

Hey, pigs, you've got to try Dragon's spicy reindeer apple balls.

-Oh, no, thank you. We are on a diet.

-We are chubby buddies.

We are getting ready for swimsuit weather!

Move it along, kids, nothing to eat here.

You guys, this is not a place to take a nap. Wake up. Wake up!

# It's the warm fluffiest season of all

# Where the fun never ends

# And my closest of friends are packed here in the hall

# I'll be shocked if this don't end in a brawl. #

Attention, attention, everybody!

I want to thank you all for coming out to my holiday extravaganza,

carolling Christmas-tacular.

I hope all of you have been brushing up on your singing

more than Gretchen brushes her teeth!

Take that and eat it!

-# There'll be apples for bobbing

-And fruitcake

-And sobbing

# And games filled with holiday fun

-# There'll be candy and presents

-Roast turkey and pheasants

# And stockings for everyone

# It's my most favourite time of the year

# And you won't want to leave cos if you all believe

# Santa soon will be here

# It's my most favouritest time... #

Where did you learn how to rhyme?

# Christmas is my favourite time

# Of year. Yeah! #

Whoo! Man, that felt good. Now, who's going to sing next? Anybody? Anybody?

OK, well then, I guess I'll sing another. Aah-hee!

TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELLS": # Stirring our big pot

# Full of goodies for our snack

# Fungus and tree rot

# Stink bugs by the stack

# How we like to eat

# Worms and grubs and slop

# It brings such joy and is a treat

# With pickled skunk on top

# So, bug cocoon, lick the spoon

# Try our cricket slurp

-# And how I just love rat pie

-It always makes me burp

# Serve a toad a la mode

# Roadkill tastes so fine

# Pigeon wings and spiders' strings

# Is the perfect way to dine. #

Back in my village, the holiday season was all about the turron,

dancing the flamenco, and the bittersweet serenade of this song.

# Fleas Navidad

# Fleas Navidad

# I got Fleas Navidad

# My coat is itching and my eyes go sad

# I want a cleansing flea dip for Christmas

# A fine leather flea collar for Christmas

# A nice shampoo and fluffing for Christmas

# To make the itching stop. #

-Yay!

-Oh, don't mind if I do.

-Not on my watch!

-Ow! Hey!

They're just cookies, it's not like they're real.

-What do you know about being real?

-Nothing.

All right, everyone, let's wrap it up.

TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELL ROCK":

# Fairytale, fairytale Merry tale fun

# Happily after and happily done

# Snowman you know, man and donkeys that speak

# And a puppet boy made of teak

# Abracadabra cookie-dee-do

# Call my name like the Santa is too

# Cheeses that pleases that stink really bad

# That makes Christmas glad

# A confettia with poinsettia

# As we all trim the tree

# With the cat time with the hat time... #

And a stocking full of coal from me.

-# Higgedy piggedy

-Ogre or no

# Shake the rafters low

# Huffing and a-puffing in a granny's frock

# That's the fairytale That's the merry tale

# That's the fairytale rock! #

Chocca-chocca choo-choo! Come on, everyone, I'm busting you out.

No-one's going to eat you this year!

And thanks for making my carolling party Christmas-tacular!

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