Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

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LIVELY AFRICAN TRIBAL THEME	0:00:09	0:00:12
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS	0:00:35	0:00:37
(SKIPPER) OK. Wind her up, boys!	0:00:40	0:00:42
It's Monte Carlo or bust.	0:00:42	0:00:44
-Struts. -(RICO) Check.	0:00:44	0:00:46
-(SKIPPER) Flaps. -(KOWALSKI) Check.	0:00:46	0:00:47
-(SKIPPER) Diamonds and gold. -(KOWALSKI) Check.	0:00:47	0:00:49
(CHITTERS)	0:00:49	0:00:51
(SKIPPER) We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks.	0:00:51	0:00:53
-(ALL) Bye! -(SKIPPER) Or whenever the gold runs out.	0:00:53	0:00:55
-Buh-bye! -Goodbye.	0:00:55	0:00:56
All right! We'll be waiting for you!	0:00:56	0:00:58
Just kidding! We're never coming back!	0:00:58	0:01:01
Sorry! What was that?	0:01:01	0:01:02
(SKIPPER) Initiate warp drive.	0:01:02	0:01:04
WHIRRING	0:01:04	0:01:05
Did they just say they were never coming back?	0:01:08	0:01:10
Guys?	0:01:12	0:01:13
SQUEAKING	0:01:15	0:01:17
-Marty? -Oh, goody, you're here!	0:01:17	0:01:19
-(SHRIEKS) -Why don't you just chew on this?	0:01:19	0:01:21
-I'm hungry. -(SMACKING)	0:01:21	0:01:24
(SCREAMS)	0:01:24	0:01:26
Ow! I'm just messing with you.	0:01:26	0:01:30
I lost all feeling in this thing years ago.	0:01:30	0:01:33
CACKLES, SNORES	0:01:33	0:01:34
Melman? Why do you look like that?	0:01:34	0:01:37
Ooh, look who's talking.	0:01:37	0:01:39
Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?	0:01:39	0:01:42
Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror?	0:01:42	0:01:44
-What? -(GLORIA) -Hmm?	0:01:44	0:01:46
-No! -Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al!	0:01:46	0:01:50
Wake up! Marty! (GASPS)	0:01:50	0:01:51
-Marty, it was horrible. -That same nightmare again, huh?	0:01:51	0:01:54
We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly...	0:01:54	0:01:57
Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible!	0:01:57	0:02:00
Relax, Alex. Cos I got a surprise for you!	0:02:00	0:02:03
(GASPS) Is it the penguins? Have they come to take us home?	0:02:03	0:02:05
Nope. But it's the next best thing.	0:02:05	0:02:08
(SIGHS) Another day bites the dust. Come on, now!	0:02:08	0:02:11
Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots! (GRUNTS)	0:02:11	0:02:13
Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill.	0:02:13	0:02:16
Ow!	0:02:16	0:02:17
A low-hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voila!	0:02:17	0:02:21
GRUNTING, GROANING	0:02:21	0:02:23
Happy Birthday, pal!	0:02:24	0:02:26
(SIGHS) Whoa.	0:02:26	0:02:29
SIREN WAILS, HORNS HONK	0:02:29	0:02:33
Wow! New York City.	0:02:33	0:02:35
(GLORIA, MELMAN) Surprise!	0:02:35	0:02:38
Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!	0:02:38	0:02:41
Bring me your huddled masses, baby!	0:02:41	0:02:43
And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!	0:02:43	0:02:45
Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.	0:02:45	0:02:47
Wow! You guys made this?	0:02:47	0:02:50
Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory.	0:02:50	0:02:53
(LAUGHING) Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!	0:02:53	0:02:58
There's Times Square, with its	0:02:58	0:03:00
modern-day corporate lack of character.	0:03:00	0:03:02
Nine Duane Reades on the same street!	0:03:02	0:03:04
And the zoo.	0:03:07	0:03:09
Wow, our home.	0:03:09	0:03:11
Look! There's a little me.	0:03:11	0:03:13
And little all of us-es!	0:03:13	0:03:15
(CHANTING) Alex! Alex! Alex!	0:03:19	0:03:23
CHANTING CONTINUES	0:03:23	0:03:25
ROARS	0:03:25	0:03:27
CHEERING	0:03:27	0:03:29
LAUGHING	0:03:36	0:03:38
Oh, no!	0:03:38	0:03:40
SOBBING	0:03:42	0:03:44
BLOWS NOSE, GROANS	0:03:48	0:03:50
You guys. You've both made and ruined my day.	0:03:50	0:03:55
Make a wish, sweetheart.	0:03:55	0:03:56
Ta-da!	0:03:59	0:04:00
Your wish has come true!	0:04:00	0:04:02
Oh, yay!	0:04:02	0:04:03
STOMACH GROWLS	0:04:03	0:04:04
My tummy is speaking to me!	0:04:04	0:04:07
-(ALEX) -Oh, gross!	0:04:07	0:04:08
Uh... I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you.	0:04:08	0:04:11
LEMURS SHOUT	0:04:11	0:04:12
Alex, what was your wish?	0:04:12	0:04:14
I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong.	0:04:14	0:04:16
I love this. But it's not the real thing.	0:04:16	0:04:19
That's because it's a mud model, Alex.	0:04:19	0:04:22
It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear.	0:04:22	0:04:24
What are we doing?	0:04:24	0:04:26
Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us.	0:04:26	0:04:28
But...we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them.	0:04:28	0:04:32
How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe	0:04:32	0:04:34
and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?	0:04:34	0:04:37
I don't know. Ask the Rabbi! Hey, I'm serious.	0:04:37	0:04:40
Come on! We can do it! We can do anything! It's us!	0:04:40	0:04:42
We're us!	0:04:42	0:04:44
Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world!	0:04:44	0:04:46
Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away!	0:04:46	0:04:50
-Yeah. -To home.	0:04:50	0:04:52
-(MARTY) -Home! -(MELMAN) -Home.	0:04:52	0:04:53
-(GLORIA) Home. (JULIEN) -Cheeseburger.	0:04:53	0:04:55
Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us.	0:04:55	0:04:58
Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds!	0:04:58	0:05:01
SCREECHES	0:05:03	0:05:05
PENGUINS GRUNTING	0:05:08	0:05:10
POPS, SCREECHES	0:05:10	0:05:12
You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!	0:05:14	0:05:17
Yah!	0:05:17	0:05:18
Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds!	0:05:18	0:05:23
ROUSING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS	0:05:23	0:05:25
MUMBLING	0:05:48	0:05:50
-What? -There it is. The casino!	0:05:50	0:05:53
(MUMBLING) What?	0:05:53	0:05:56
I said, "Perfect. That's where we'll find the penguins."	0:05:56	0:05:59
MUMBLING	0:05:59	0:06:01
What?	0:06:01	0:06:03
GIBBERING	0:06:03	0:06:04
Sh! Come on, guys.	0:06:04	0:06:05
Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity.	0:06:05	0:06:08
We can't draw attention to ourselves.	0:06:08	0:06:10
(WHISPERING) We're invisible!	0:06:10	0:06:12
I'm talking really, really quiet.	0:06:12	0:06:14
# Everybody dance now!	0:06:16	0:06:20
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!	0:06:20	0:06:22
# Everybody dance now!	0:06:22	0:06:24
# Yeah! #	0:06:25	0:06:27
(ALEX) OK. Phase one: We break into the casino, grab the penguins,	0:06:28	0:06:32
and get them to take us back to New York in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane!	0:06:32	0:06:35
(MARTY) Check.	0:06:35	0:06:36
Phase two: We chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa.	0:06:36	0:06:39
-(MELMAN) -Check.	0:06:39	0:06:40
Phase three: We apologise to the penguins	0:06:40	0:06:42
for overly harsh chewing outing, but we've gotten our point across.	0:06:42	0:06:47
Phase four: Back to New York City.	0:06:47	0:06:50
-Yes! -I like it!	0:06:50	0:06:51
(GRUNTS) All right, we take these ventilation ducts	0:06:51	0:06:54
to the crawlspace above the casino where we find the penguins.	0:06:54	0:06:57
I just need to figure out which duct each of us should take.	0:06:57	0:07:01
(JULIEN RAPPING) # Back with the bass	0:07:01	0:07:02
# The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time	0:07:02	0:07:05
# On the mic with a dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm	0:07:05	0:07:07
# Jump, jump to the rhythm Jump... #	0:07:07	0:07:10
SHOUTS, GROANS	0:07:10	0:07:12
MARTY YELLING	0:07:12	0:07:15
SHRIEKS	0:07:15	0:07:16
MELMAN GRUNTS	0:07:18	0:07:19
GLORIA SCREAMING	0:07:24	0:07:26
RUMBLING	0:07:26	0:07:27
Uh-oh.	0:07:27	0:07:28
Oh, no!	0:07:29	0:07:31
(MELMAN) Take cover!	0:07:32	0:07:34
-Whoo! -OK! -Hi, honey.	0:07:34	0:07:36
Whoa! OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey.	0:07:36	0:07:39
GLORIA LAUGHS	0:07:41	0:07:43
Now, they're not going to let animals on to the casino floor,	0:07:46	0:07:49
so expect some kind of disguise.	0:07:49	0:07:52
(MARTY) Whoa! Look at that! That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady!	0:07:52	0:07:57
That is roach-killing ugly!	0:07:57	0:07:58
(ALEX, WHISPERING) That's not a lady. That's the King of Versailles.	0:07:58	0:08:01
And that's not the King of Versailles.	0:08:01	0:08:03
That's the chimps. And the chimps are like smoke.	0:08:03	0:08:05
And where there's smoke, there's fire.	0:08:05	0:08:07
And by fire, I mean the penguins!	0:08:07	0:08:09
(MAN) King of Versailles wins again. I say we let it ride.	0:08:09	0:08:11
THUDS	0:08:11	0:08:12
SCREECHES	0:08:12	0:08:14
Then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style.	0:08:14	0:08:17
Can we buy an Airbus A-380?	0:08:17	0:08:18
Solid gold, baby!	0:08:18	0:08:20
Sir! A solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly.	0:08:20	0:08:22
Kowalski, we'll be rich! The rules of physics don't apply to us.	0:08:22	0:08:25
-Let it ride! -Righto!	0:08:25	0:08:27
GLORIA AND MELMAN STRAINING	0:08:27	0:08:29
OK. In exactly two minutes and 17 seconds,	0:08:29	0:08:32
the lemurs will cut the power.	0:08:32	0:08:34
-Now? -No.	0:08:34	0:08:35
-OK? -No.	0:08:35	0:08:36
-Now? -No.	0:08:36	0:08:37
I drop down, grab the penguins. You crank me up, and we are out of here.	0:08:37	0:08:41
Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down! I'll grab the penguins!	0:08:41	0:08:42
You don't have fingers, Marty.	0:08:42	0:08:44
-Now? Do it? -No. No!	0:08:44	0:08:45
These are things a leader has to think of.	0:08:45	0:08:47
Why should you be the leader? Why not me?	0:08:47	0:08:49
Cos I'm the phase tracker!	0:08:49	0:08:51
(MAN) The King is letting it ride.	0:08:51	0:08:53
-(MARTY) How did I get phased out? -(ALEX) You're part of a phase.	0:08:53	0:08:56
A phase isn't something you own, it's something you're in.	0:08:56	0:08:59
That's it.	0:08:59	0:09:00
Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway?	0:09:00	0:09:02
Me! I voted me! cos I'm the leader!	0:09:02	0:09:04
(MAN) Black! That's it, baby!	0:09:04	0:09:06
-Now? -No!	0:09:06	0:09:07
(MAN) The King of Versailles wins it all!	0:09:07	0:09:10
-Maybe I should be in charge. -Melman! -I am a doctor.	0:09:10	0:09:12
-Now! -No.	0:09:12	0:09:13
Why can't we all be leaders?	0:09:13	0:09:15
Enough! I'm going to lead.	0:09:15	0:09:17
LOUD CRASHING	0:09:17	0:09:19
ROPE CREAKING	0:09:23	0:09:26
CHUCKLES	0:09:26	0:09:28
SCREAMING	0:09:28	0:09:30
(ALEX) Aha! What's new, pussycat?	0:09:33	0:09:35
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!	0:09:35	0:09:37
-Marty, what phase are we at? Uh... -Phase three: Apologise!	0:09:37	0:09:40
Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.	0:09:40	0:09:42
Apology accepted. Let's roll!	0:09:42	0:09:45
Marty! We skipped Phase Two! We didn't chew them out!	0:09:45	0:09:48
Don't look at me. I'm just following the leader!	0:09:48	0:09:50
ALARM RINGS	0:09:50	0:09:51
SHUDDERS	0:09:51	0:09:52
-Now! -I'm a bit busy right now.	0:09:52	0:09:55
Just pull the switch!	0:09:55	0:09:56
OK, fine.	0:09:56	0:09:58
PEOPLE SCREAMING	0:09:58	0:10:00
What the heck is going on with the lights?	0:10:03	0:10:05
# Yo, tell me what you want What you really, really want	0:10:05	0:10:08
# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want...	0:10:08	0:10:10
What are you doing?! Come on!	0:10:10	0:10:13
SCREAMING CONTINUING	0:10:14	0:10:16
Initiate lock down!	0:10:18	0:10:19
And get me Captain Dubois from Animal Control!	0:10:19	0:10:23
PHONE RINGING	0:10:23	0:10:25
WOMAN SINGING NON JE NE REGRETTE RIEN	0:10:25	0:10:28
HANDSET CLICKS	0:10:28	0:10:29
(WOMAN) Speak.	0:10:29	0:10:31
MAN CHATTERING EXCITEDLY	0:10:31	0:10:32
(WOMAN) Oui. A zebra?	0:10:32	0:10:35
A hippo?	0:10:35	0:10:36
A giraffe?	0:10:36	0:10:38
A lion?!	0:10:38	0:10:40
When I was seven, I strangled my first parrot,	0:10:40	0:10:43
flushed my first goldfish, punched my first snake.	0:10:43	0:10:47
Now I have finally reached the moment	0:10:47	0:10:49
I have been preparing for my entire life.	0:10:49	0:10:52
The pinnacle of my career.	0:10:52	0:10:54
To hunt the King of the beasts!	0:10:54	0:10:57
Ah!	0:11:01	0:11:02
ENGINES REVVING	0:11:02	0:11:04
WOMAN SCREAMS	0:11:08	0:11:10
-Oh, no. -Lock down, eh?	0:11:10	0:11:12
What do we do?	0:11:12	0:11:14
All right, everybody, stand back. I got this one.	0:11:14	0:11:17
THUDDING	0:11:17	0:11:19
Never mind.	0:11:21	0:11:22
Well, you only get one chance at a first impression.	0:11:22	0:11:25
WHISTLES	0:11:25	0:11:26
TYRES SCREECH	0:11:26	0:11:27
ENGINE RUMBLES	0:11:27	0:11:28
SHOUTING	0:11:28	0:11:30
-What just happened? -Where are we? What is this?	0:11:32	0:11:34
We call it the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.	0:11:34	0:11:37
(COMPUTERIZED FEMALE VOICE) The car goes vroom-vroom!	0:11:37	0:11:39
Step on it, boys!	0:11:39	0:11:40
ENGINE REVVING	0:11:40	0:11:42
MELMAN SCREAMS	0:11:42	0:11:43
CROWD SCREAMING	0:11:47	0:11:49
ENGINE RACES	0:12:12	0:12:14
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS	0:12:14	0:12:16
Captain Dubois, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe...	0:12:16	0:12:19
Get back, you fool!	0:12:19	0:12:20
Your cheap cologne is obscuring the animal musk!	0:12:20	0:12:23
Oh, my face!	0:12:23	0:12:25
SNIFFING	0:12:25	0:12:28
(DUBOIS) Poor, poor animals.	0:12:41	0:12:43
You should never have left the Forest. Now you deal with me.	0:12:43	0:12:47
Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us	0:12:49	0:12:52
at the rendezvous point with the Super Plane.	0:12:52	0:12:54
Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!	0:12:54	0:12:55
HONKING	0:12:55	0:12:57
Whoo-hoo!	0:12:57	0:12:58
Ow! Huh?	0:12:58	0:13:00
SIRENS WAILING	0:13:00	0:13:02
Voila. Giraffe at 12 o'clock.	0:13:02	0:13:05
Guys, we've got a tail.	0:13:05	0:13:07
Paparazzi!	0:13:07	0:13:08
Pedal to the metal, Private.	0:13:08	0:13:11
(JULIEN) Don't take any photos, please!	0:13:11	0:13:13
Hi!	0:13:13	0:13:14
Here I am!	0:13:14	0:13:16
-Don't take... -(IN SLOW MOTION) -any... photos.	0:13:16	0:13:20
-(MORT) No more pictures! -(SKIPPER) Medic!	0:13:20	0:13:22
-ETA to rendezvous point? -Two minutes, 37 seconds, Sir.	0:13:29	0:13:32
Man your battle stations!	0:13:32	0:13:34
Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!	0:13:34	0:13:37
Get back there! Negative on the driver! There's no driver!	0:13:37	0:13:41
(GLORIA) Help! Nobody's driving! Oh, no! We're going to die!	0:13:41	0:13:44
Don't just sit there, fancy pants. Grab the wheel!	0:13:44	0:13:47
Are you kidding? I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!	0:13:47	0:13:49
Move over, Miss Daisy!	0:13:49	0:13:50
What are you doing? Zebras can't drive!	0:13:50	0:13:52
Only penguins and people can drive.	0:13:52	0:13:54
What do all these buttons do?	0:13:54	0:13:55
ANY WAY YOU WANT IT PLAYS OVER STEREO	0:13:55	0:13:57
-(MELMAN) Help me! -(SKIPPER) Nice one, Stripes!	0:13:57	0:14:00
Crazy woman gaining!	0:14:07	0:14:09
Our Omega-3 slick will take them down.	0:14:09	0:14:11
Private, activate!	0:14:11	0:14:13
She's good!	0:14:25	0:14:27
Kowalski, intel.	0:14:27	0:14:29
(KOWALSKI) Sir. We have a serious problem.	0:14:29	0:14:31
Captain Chantal Dubois.	0:14:31	0:14:32
Monaco Animal Control. Perfect case record.	0:14:32	0:14:36
SHOUTING	0:14:36	0:14:37
-You're going the wrong way, Marty! -Just call me Marty-o Andretti.	0:14:41	0:14:44
-No. You're Sucky-o Andretti! -(MARTY) Stop back seat driving!	0:14:44	0:14:47
(ALEX) I'm passenger-seat driving. Give me the wheel.	0:14:47	0:14:49
(MARTY) it's not a wheel, it's my baby!	0:14:49	0:14:51
Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!	0:14:51	0:14:52
-Hey! Too late for you to drive! -(ALEX) Don't look at me!	0:14:52	0:14:54
Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road!	0:14:54	0:14:57
Be cool, be cool!	0:14:57	0:14:58
(TURNS OFF STEREO)	0:14:58	0:14:59
Hi, Officer. Is there a problem?	0:14:59	0:15:00
Hi.	0:15:00	0:15:02
GUN COCKS	0:15:02	0:15:03
TYRES SCREECH	0:15:03	0:15:05
(MELMAN) Oh! Watch out!	0:15:05	0:15:06
(SHRIEKING) We need more power.	0:15:09	0:15:12
Time to fire up Kowalski's nucular reactor.	0:15:12	0:15:15
-That's a nuclear reactor? -Nucular.	0:15:15	0:15:19
She's on the roof!	0:15:19	0:15:20
(KOWALSKI) But, Sir, it's not ready. The control rods'll have to be calibrated.	0:15:20	0:15:23
And don't even ask me about the Uranium-238 blanket.	0:15:23	0:15:25
OK.	0:15:25	0:15:27
SCREAMING	0:15:27	0:15:29
OK, Marty, we lost her! Maybe you can slow down now.	0:15:32	0:15:35
I can't! There's no brakes!	0:15:35	0:15:37
No brakes? Way to commit, soldier.	0:15:37	0:15:40
SCREAMING	0:15:40	0:15:42
MORT GIGGLING	0:15:42	0:15:43
METAL GRINDING	0:15:54	0:15:55
MELMAN WHIMPERING	0:15:55	0:15:57
Let's get out of here!	0:16:02	0:16:03
(GLORIA) Go, go, go! Move! Now!	0:16:03	0:16:05
Hey, where's everybody going? (LAUGHS)	0:16:05	0:16:09
SCREAMING	0:16:09	0:16:11
Oh!	0:16:11	0:16:12
WIND GUSTING	0:16:17	0:16:19
I'm flying!	0:16:19	0:16:20
I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey!	0:16:20	0:16:25
GLORIA CHEERS	0:16:25	0:16:27
-Oh, yay! -That's our ticket out of here!	0:16:27	0:16:29
JULIEN MOANING	0:16:29	0:16:31
Yeah, baby!	0:16:31	0:16:33
CLATTERING	0:16:33	0:16:35
ENGINE REVVING	0:16:35	0:16:37
Everybody! On the monkey chain!	0:16:56	0:16:58
Deploy banana gun!	0:17:00	0:17:01
SCREECHING	0:17:03	0:17:05
(ALEX) Grab the little guys! Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!	0:17:16	0:17:20
(MARTY) Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!	0:17:20	0:17:22
MELMAN SCREAMS	0:17:28	0:17:29
Come on, Melman!	0:17:29	0:17:31
-Whoo! Yeah! -(GRUNTS) -Melman!	0:17:31	0:17:33
Yah!	0:17:33	0:17:35
(MELMAN) My neck!	0:17:35	0:17:36
Put your backs into it! Double banana overtime!	0:17:40	0:17:44
EXCITED CHITTERING	0:17:44	0:17:46
MELMAN MOANING	0:17:49	0:17:51
Serpentine! Serpentine!	0:17:51	0:17:53
ALEX GRUNTS	0:18:01	0:18:02
SHRIEKS	0:18:10	0:18:11
MELMAN CHOKING	0:18:13	0:18:15
Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out.	0:18:15	0:18:18
DUBOIS GROWLS	0:18:18	0:18:20
Fix it, Mort.	0:18:20	0:18:21
GRUNTING	0:18:21	0:18:23
DUBOIS GRUNTING	0:18:23	0:18:27
Hold this.	0:18:27	0:18:29
Alex, be careful! She's crazy!	0:18:29	0:18:31
You think, Marty?!	0:18:31	0:18:33
MOANING	0:18:33	0:18:35
Ah!	0:18:36	0:18:38
That's right! Home free, baby!	0:18:43	0:18:45
(MELMAN) I can breathe!	0:18:45	0:18:47
(ALEX) Au revoir, Dubois!	0:18:47	0:18:49
Well played, lion.	0:18:51	0:18:53
Game on.	0:18:53	0:18:55
LIVELY MUSICAL INTRO PLAYS	0:18:55	0:18:58
# New York, New York it's a heck of a town	0:18:58	0:19:01
# The Bronx is up	0:19:01	0:19:02
# But the Battery's down	0:19:02	0:19:03
(SCATTING) # New York, New York... #	0:19:03	0:19:06
Kowalski, status report.	0:19:06	0:19:08
So the good news is this song is almost over.	0:19:08	0:19:11
Well, that's music to my ears. And the bad news?	0:19:11	0:19:14
The gear assembly is badly damaged, Sir.	0:19:14	0:19:17
CHIMP SCREECHES	0:19:17	0:19:19
It's only a matter of time before...	0:19:19	0:19:21
SCREAMING	0:19:21	0:19:24
(MELMAN) Why can't we ever just make a normal landing?	0:19:28	0:19:32
Oh, man!	0:19:32	0:19:33
(GLORIA) Hold on, Melman. OK? I'll get you down, sweetie.	0:19:33	0:19:36
(MOANING) Where is he? Must find King Julien. King Julien!	0:19:36	0:19:42
# It's getting hot in here	0:19:42	0:19:44
# So take off all your fur	0:19:44	0:19:46
# I am getting so hot	0:19:46	0:19:48
# I want to take my fur off. #	0:19:48	0:19:50
Skipper, what about the plane?	0:19:50	0:19:52
The chimps will work through the night.	0:19:52	0:19:54
No breaks, no safety restrictions.	0:19:54	0:19:56
CHIMPS CHITTERING	0:19:56	0:19:57
Hey, where are you going?	0:19:57	0:19:58
Get back here! We have a contract!	0:19:58	0:20:00
Yes. Well, I'm afraid labour laws are slightly more lenient in France.	0:20:00	0:20:04
You see, they only have to work two weeks a year.	0:20:04	0:20:07
Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!	0:20:07	0:20:10
But you penguins, you can still fix it, right? Right?	0:20:10	0:20:12
Yeah, yeah. You're a little crackerjack, can-do team.	0:20:12	0:20:14
You want me to give it to you straight?	0:20:14	0:20:16
Yes! Yes! No.	0:20:16	0:20:18
Bend it a little?	0:20:18	0:20:20
Well, the plane's totaled. Kaput, blammo, busted!	0:20:20	0:20:23
Never to fly again.	0:20:23	0:20:25
So that's it? That's it then, we're never going to get home?	0:20:25	0:20:28
No! We've got to get home!	0:20:28	0:20:30
We can fix it! We'll fix it! Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!	0:20:30	0:20:33
You just start from the outside pieces, and you work your way in.	0:20:33	0:20:36
And, yeah, perfect!	0:20:36	0:20:38
Come on! Don't just stand there, guys. Marty! Drag that thingy over here.	0:20:38	0:20:41
And we'll just attach it to this dealy-Bob over here. And...	0:20:41	0:20:45
We're not going home. (SIGHS)	0:20:48	0:20:53
We're never going home.	0:20:53	0:20:55
POLICE SIRENS WAILING	0:20:56	0:20:59
It's the fuzz!	0:20:59	0:21:00
What are we going to do? We can't hide forever!	0:21:06	0:21:08
And we can't just blend! You know this ain't Africa.	0:21:08	0:21:10
Oh, what's the point?	0:21:10	0:21:12
Tell me one conceivable way that extra-large animals like us	0:21:12	0:21:16
are going to be able to move through Europe	0:21:16	0:21:18
without attracting unwanted attention.	0:21:18	0:21:20
Hey...	0:21:23	0:21:24
SHRIEKS	0:21:24	0:21:26
(RUSSIAN ACCENT) Where are you coming from?	0:21:26	0:21:28
Please, you got to hide us. Just until the heat dies down.	0:21:28	0:21:31
Absolute no outsiders.	0:21:31	0:21:33
So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov!	0:21:33	0:21:35
Come on, man. You got to do one cat a solid. Cat to cat.	0:21:35	0:21:39
Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.	0:21:39	0:21:42
Nyet! This train is for circus animals only.	0:21:42	0:21:45
(MALE, ITALIAN ACCENT) They sound like they be in trouble.	0:21:45	0:21:47
(TIGER) Stefano, we do not invite trouble into our circus.	0:21:47	0:21:51
I don't trust lion.	0:21:51	0:21:52
Hair too big and glossy!	0:21:52	0:21:54
(STEFANO) Aw, come on, Vitaly, you're being mean.	0:21:54	0:21:57
(VITALY) He not lion. He lioness... with a beehive. (CHORTLES)	0:21:57	0:22:00
This is awkward. We can hear everything they're saying.	0:22:00	0:22:03
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS	0:22:03	0:22:05
-(VITALY) it is not our problem! -No, no! Wait, wait, wait!	0:22:05	0:22:09
Eh... Just give us a minute. He's on the phone and...can't get him off!	0:22:09	0:22:13
Ow! We cannot leave them there!	0:22:13	0:22:16
(VITALY) Only circus animals on this train!	0:22:16	0:22:18
Wait, listen! We are circus animals. You got to let us in!	0:22:18	0:22:22
You are really circus?	0:22:24	0:22:26
SIRENS WAILING	0:22:26	0:22:28
Yes. Full circus!	0:22:28	0:22:30
(MARTY) My momma was circus. My daddy was circus.	0:22:30	0:22:32
(VITALY) Gia! Shut the door!	0:22:32	0:22:35
Please.	0:22:35	0:22:36
(MAN) Over there! Over there!	0:22:36	0:22:38
They are circus. Circus stick together. (GROANS)	0:22:38	0:22:41
CHUCKLES	0:23:00	0:23:01
CLEARS THROAT	0:23:05	0:23:06
Wow! Circus americano!	0:23:11	0:23:13
You must all be very famous!	0:23:13	0:23:16
-Yeah, we... -Absolutely.	0:23:16	0:23:18
-We're relatively well known... -But Alex is really the star.	0:23:18	0:23:22
Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star.	0:23:22	0:23:26
What is your act, Alice?	0:23:26	0:23:27
Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock...	0:23:27	0:23:30
-Rock? -Yeah. It's a very high... -rock.	0:23:30	0:23:33
-A really high rock! -And then?	0:23:33	0:23:35
And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!"	0:23:35	0:23:40
-And then? -And then I jump off the rock.	0:23:40	0:23:42
-And then?! -And then... And then what?	0:23:42	0:23:44
-That is all? -Into a pool!	0:23:44	0:23:46
-Full of water! -Full of cobras!	0:23:46	0:23:48
Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool...	0:23:48	0:23:50
-With cobras! -Aquatic cobras.	0:23:50	0:23:51
For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second.	0:23:51	0:23:54
-Pull up? -Yeah. -How do you do that?! -Wire harness!	0:23:54	0:23:56
-Balloons! -Jet pack!	0:23:56	0:23:58
STAMMERING	0:23:58	0:24:00
(CHUCKLES) I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack,	0:24:01	0:24:05
and then toss balloons to the children of the world.	0:24:05	0:24:07
Kids love it. Kids always love that.	0:24:07	0:24:09
VITALY SCOFFS	0:24:09	0:24:10
Is this like the trapeze?	0:24:10	0:24:12
Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!	0:24:12	0:24:14
Wow! Trapeze Americano!	0:24:14	0:24:17
Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma!	0:24:17	0:24:21
GASPS	0:24:21	0:24:22
Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no?	0:24:22	0:24:25
Yeah, thanks. Thanks.	0:24:25	0:24:27
But we're going to get off at the next stop so we can get back to America.	0:24:27	0:24:30
STEFANO GASPS	0:24:30	0:24:31
That is such a coincidence!	0:24:31	0:24:33
Because we're going... going to...	0:24:33	0:24:35
Let me finish!	0:24:35	0:24:36
We're going to America, as well! (GROWLS)	0:24:36	0:24:39
-What?! -America?	0:24:39	0:24:40
-Going to America? -What?	0:24:40	0:24:41
-(STEFANO) Si. -Wow? When?	0:24:41	0:24:43
After Roma, we go to London.	0:24:43	0:24:45
And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York.	0:24:45	0:24:50
-They're going to New York! -Well, only if he likes what he sees.	0:24:50	0:24:53
New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live.	0:24:53	0:24:56
Isn't that fun?	0:24:56	0:24:57
-Could we go with you? -Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!	0:24:57	0:25:00
SHRIEKING	0:25:00	0:25:03
-Whoa! -(STEFANO) -Or not.	0:25:03	0:25:04
-Nyet! -(STEFANO) Oh, no.	0:25:04	0:25:08
I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he going to do?	0:25:08	0:25:12
Which one of you is leader?	0:25:13	0:25:16
Tell your comrades there is one rule we do not break!	0:25:20	0:25:24
Thou shalt say it and not spray it?	0:25:24	0:25:27
Nyet!	0:25:27	0:25:28
NECK CRACKS	0:25:28	0:25:30
Circus owner no allow stowaways!	0:25:30	0:25:33
(CHUCKLING)	0:25:33	0:25:35
BUZZING	0:25:35	0:25:37
I hear you, Russki.	0:25:38	0:25:39
Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways	0:25:39	0:25:43
if the stowaways just happen to be the owners.	0:25:43	0:25:47
Riddle me that.	0:25:47	0:25:49
What is sharply dressed little Birdie talking about?	0:25:49	0:25:53
Show 'em, boys.	0:25:53	0:25:55
JINGLING	0:25:55	0:25:56
MUSIC: COOL JERK BY THE CAPITOLS	0:25:56	0:25:58
(CHUCKLES)	0:26:01	0:26:03
CLOWNS GIGGLING	0:26:03	0:26:04
You have a deal, Mi amigo.	0:26:04	0:26:07
GIGGLING GROWS LOUDER	0:26:07	0:26:09
I am sure this circus will bring you great success! Sh!	0:26:09	0:26:14
(LAUGHTER CONTINUING) I guess this is goodbye and good luck!	0:26:14	0:26:19
LOUD, JEERING LAUGHTER	0:26:19	0:26:21
What do we know about owning a circus?	0:26:27	0:26:29
Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home.	0:26:29	0:26:32
You better know what you're doing.	0:26:32	0:26:34
You're risking Private's community college fund.	0:26:34	0:26:36
I'll never be president.	0:26:36	0:26:39
MUSIC: WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO BY YOLANDA BE COOL & DCUP	0:26:39	0:26:42
GEARS GRINDING	0:26:42	0:26:45
RHYTHMIC WHISTLING	0:26:48	0:26:52
-Ahh! -Whoo!	0:26:55	0:26:57
(SNIFFING) Hey, this is not first class.	0:26:59	0:27:02
MORT SHUDDERS	0:27:04	0:27:05
Definitely coach.	0:27:05	0:27:07
DISTANT, EERIE HOWLING	0:27:07	0:27:09
SHRIEKS	0:27:12	0:27:13
BOTH WHIMPERING	0:27:16	0:27:18
(EERILY) La-la-la, la-la-la...	0:27:18	0:27:20
Mort! Stop it!	0:27:20	0:27:22
GIGGLES	0:27:22	0:27:23
LOUD CRUNCHING	0:27:23	0:27:25
JULIEN SHRIEKS	0:27:25	0:27:27
LOW GROWLING	0:27:27	0:27:29
GROWLS	0:27:31	0:27:32
SHRIEKS	0:27:32	0:27:33
BREATHY RUMBLING	0:27:35	0:27:36
(TEETH CHATTERING) Ah!	0:27:36	0:27:38
THUDDING FOOTSTEPS	0:27:38	0:27:40
BREATHY RUMBLING	0:27:41	0:27:44
WHEELS SQUEAKING	0:27:44	0:27:45
(GROWLS)	0:27:45	0:27:47
MUSIC: WATERMARK BY ENYA	0:27:47	0:27:50
BREATHING HEAVILY	0:27:56	0:27:59
Hey, gorgeous.	0:28:16	0:28:18
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel?	0:28:18	0:28:22
Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.	0:28:22	0:28:25
MUFFLED SCREAM	0:28:25	0:28:26
Whoa! Oh-ho! (LAUGHING)	0:28:28	0:28:32
Ooh... You have a very hairy back.	0:28:34	0:28:37
I like that in a woman.	0:28:37	0:28:39
JULIEN LAUGHING	0:28:39	0:28:42
-That's it! I'm going in. -Stop! It's too dangerous!	0:28:44	0:28:47
(POLICEMAN 3) Don't be a hero!	0:28:47	0:28:49
GUN FIRES	0:28:49	0:28:50
SHOUTING IN FRENCH	0:28:50	0:28:51
Lion.	0:28:56	0:28:58
12 hours old.	0:28:58	0:29:01
250 kilograms.	0:29:01	0:29:03
Glossy mane. Too much conditioner.	0:29:05	0:29:07
GUNSHOT ECHOES	0:29:07	0:29:09
Eh, stupid bozos!	0:29:09	0:29:10
SNIFFING	0:29:12	0:29:14
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS DISTANTLY	0:29:19	0:29:21
Hello, kitty! (CHUCKLING)	0:29:21	0:29:23
So, you ran away with the circus.	0:29:23	0:29:26
What a cliche.	0:29:26	0:29:28
TRAIN HORN BLARING	0:29:28	0:29:30
LA DONNA E MOBILE CANZONE FROM RIGOLETTO PLAYS	0:29:41	0:29:43
(SKIPPER) What a dump!	0:29:51	0:29:53
If they want to attract a decent sports team,	0:29:53	0:29:56
they should bulldoze this rat trap and invest in a new arena.	0:29:56	0:30:00
INDISTINCT CHATTERING	0:30:00	0:30:02
CHITTERING	0:30:02	0:30:05
The Colosseum, Marty! The original theatre-in-the-round.	0:30:05	0:30:08
-My ancestors used to perform here. -No kidding!	0:30:08	0:30:11
Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.	0:30:11	0:30:13
-Apparently, they killed. -Sounds like a great gig!	0:30:13	0:30:16
Trenta minuti, everybody! Trenta minuti!	0:30:16	0:30:18
(MARTY) This is so exciting!	0:30:18	0:30:20
Remember, we just lay low.	0:30:20	0:30:21
Stay out of the way. Let them do their thing.	0:30:21	0:30:23
Aw! Would you look at this?	0:30:23	0:30:25
You got to go back in your momma's belly,	0:30:25	0:30:27
cos you're too cute to be out here in the real world.	0:30:27	0:30:29
-Oi! Naff off, you muppet! -Whoa! What the...?	0:30:29	0:30:31
-Marty, they're professionals. Come on. -Whoo! You look gorgeous!	0:30:31	0:30:35
All right, animals! We may be your new owners,	0:30:35	0:30:37
but we don't want to reinvent the circus wheel here,	0:30:37	0:30:39
so just go out, do what you do!	0:30:39	0:30:41
Just think of this as a fun warm-up for that promoter in London.	0:30:41	0:30:44
Right, Marty? Marty?	0:30:44	0:30:46
-I want to be a circus horse! -We could paint you white!	0:30:46	0:30:49
And then paint you pink!	0:30:49	0:30:50
-Awesome! -Not laying very low, are we, Marty?	0:30:50	0:30:53
Sonya! Where is the bear? Sonya!	0:30:53	0:30:55
We're about to start!	0:30:55	0:30:57
Hey, Vitaly! Got your game face on.	0:30:57	0:31:00
VITALY ROARS	0:31:00	0:31:01
(CHUCKLES) Good game face. What is that cat's problem?	0:31:01	0:31:04
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) "I'm a mean Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."	0:31:04	0:31:07
Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!	0:31:07	0:31:09
-Guys, stop fooling around. -We're just having a little fun.	0:31:09	0:31:12
-Let's let these animals do their show. -(MARTY) Ta-da!	0:31:12	0:31:15
# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!	0:31:15	0:31:19
# Circus Afro, Circus Afro	0:31:19	0:31:21
# Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! #	0:31:21	0:31:23
Really?	0:31:23	0:31:24
Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?!	0:31:24	0:31:27
MUSIC: CON TE PARTIRO BY ANDREA BOCELLI	0:31:27	0:31:31
Ah-ha!	0:31:43	0:31:44
GRUNTING	0:31:47	0:31:49
JULIEN LAUGHING	0:31:58	0:31:59
I want to kiss every inch of your huge head.	0:32:07	0:32:10
It may take me a number of weeks.	0:32:10	0:32:12
SONYA GRUNTING	0:32:12	0:32:14
(JULIEN) Hey, watch it!	0:32:14	0:32:16
(JULIEN) Ow!	0:32:16	0:32:18
GROWLS	0:32:18	0:32:20
That was heavy.	0:32:21	0:32:23
WHIMPERS, ROARS	0:32:23	0:32:26
Don't cry. Stop crying!	0:32:26	0:32:27
It makes me cry to see you cry, my darling.	0:32:27	0:32:30
I will get you something even better.	0:32:30	0:32:32
ENGINE REVVING	0:32:32	0:32:35
SCREAMING	0:32:35	0:32:37
Hey, you can buy love.	0:32:37	0:32:38
Whoa, not too fast!	0:32:38	0:32:40
GUNS COCK	0:32:45	0:32:47
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia,	0:32:47	0:32:53
the trapeze-flying Jaguar!	0:32:53	0:32:57
And there she go. The triple-flip roll	0:32:57	0:32:59
with a double leap, and...	0:32:59	0:33:03
(SHRIEKS) What are you doing?!	0:33:03	0:33:06
That's just paper. (CHUCKLES)	0:33:06	0:33:08
Were you spying on me?	0:33:08	0:33:10
No! I just came by to say that I don't want you to think...	0:33:10	0:33:13
I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure.	0:33:14	0:33:18
Don't worry. I don't.	0:33:19	0:33:21
-You don't? Oh. -Not at all.	0:33:21	0:33:23
Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.	0:33:23	0:33:26
No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.	0:33:26	0:33:28
Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.	0:33:28	0:33:30
In fact, I do not think they have given you a second thought since you showed up.	0:33:30	0:33:34
That's good to hear.	0:33:34	0:33:35
If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you.	0:33:35	0:33:37
OK, I get it. OK?	0:33:37	0:33:39
GROANS	0:33:39	0:33:40
Is there more?	0:33:40	0:33:41
I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there.	0:33:41	0:33:45
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) I know the big cat with the accent... (CHUCKLES)	0:33:45	0:33:47
Wasn't so excited about us getting on.	0:33:47	0:33:49
Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us.	0:33:49	0:33:54
And if you do anything that threatens this circus,	0:33:54	0:33:57
you will have to answer to me. Capisce?	0:33:57	0:34:02
I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool.	0:34:02	0:34:04
SHOUTING	0:34:05	0:34:07
You call this laying low?	0:34:13	0:34:16
(JULIEN) Whoo-hoo!	0:34:16	0:34:18
SHOUTING	0:34:19	0:34:21
TRAIN HORN BLARES	0:34:21	0:34:23
SQUEAKING	0:34:23	0:34:25
(JULIEN) Faster! Faster!	0:34:29	0:34:32
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (LAUGHING)	0:34:32	0:34:34
Where there is circus, there is lion.	0:34:34	0:34:38
(CHUCKLING) And when in Rome...	0:34:38	0:34:41
Vive la France!	0:34:41	0:34:42
ENGINE REVVING	0:34:42	0:34:43
WHISTLE TRILLS	0:34:47	0:34:49
Halt!	0:34:49	0:34:50
SHRIEKS	0:34:50	0:34:52
Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.	0:34:52	0:34:57
CHEERING	0:34:59	0:35:01
GASPS	0:35:04	0:35:05
You're in big trouble. (GRUNTS)	0:35:05	0:35:07
-Now you're really in big troub... -(GRUNTS)	0:35:07	0:35:09
Now you're really, really in big tro...	0:35:09	0:35:12
I'm new!	0:35:12	0:35:13
GUN CLICKING	0:35:13	0:35:15
OK! Strike up the band!	0:35:16	0:35:19
You have a band?	0:35:19	0:35:20
SABRE DANCE PLAYS	0:35:20	0:35:23
Prepare to be blown away!	0:35:23	0:35:25
-Blow me away! -Here we go!	0:35:25	0:35:27
LAUGHS	0:35:27	0:35:29
CHEERING	0:35:29	0:35:30
Look at this. Whoa! Hey!	0:35:30	0:35:32
It's nice to be... Ah! (SCREAMS)	0:35:32	0:35:35
Yay...	0:35:35	0:35:37
Hey!	0:35:39	0:35:40
Whoa! How do dogs do that?	0:35:42	0:35:45
(MAN) Get on with it!	0:35:45	0:35:47
CROWD BOOING	0:35:48	0:35:50
Stupido!	0:35:50	0:35:51
Uh-oh.	0:35:51	0:35:52
BOOING CONTINUES	0:35:54	0:35:57
TRUMPETS	0:35:57	0:35:59
CROWD GASPS	0:36:02	0:36:03
STEFANO SHRIEKS	0:36:03	0:36:05
Well, that was worth the price of admission.	0:36:07	0:36:09
WHINNIES	0:36:11	0:36:12
Watch it, mate!	0:36:15	0:36:16
SCREAMS	0:36:16	0:36:18
Who's from Cincinnati?	0:36:18	0:36:19
Stefano, you know "blown away" means good, right?	0:36:19	0:36:22
Don't worry. The big finale is coming up!	0:36:22	0:36:24
Give me a downbeat! Look at this!	0:36:24	0:36:26
PLAYING OFF-KEY	0:36:26	0:36:27
(GROANING) Oh, no. No, this is not happening.	0:36:27	0:36:32
You have a deal, Mi amigo.	0:36:32	0:36:34
(STEFANO) It's good, no?	0:36:34	0:36:35
Yes, go out and get food and come back!	0:36:35	0:36:39
CRICKETS CHIRPING	0:36:39	0:36:40
CHUCKLES, HICCUPS	0:36:40	0:36:42
CLAMOURING	0:36:42	0:36:44
Deep breaths. You're in a happy place. It's all good.	0:36:46	0:36:48
There's an angry mob outside, and they're demanding their money back!	0:36:48	0:36:52
I think we all know the right thing to do.	0:36:52	0:36:55
SABRE DANCE RESUMES	0:36:55	0:36:57
Come on, come on!	0:37:00	0:37:01
(MARTY) Come on! Hurry up!	0:37:01	0:37:03
Hop on the train! (GASPS)	0:37:04	0:37:07
ANGRY SHOUTING	0:37:07	0:37:09
BABBLES, SHRIEKS	0:37:09	0:37:10
(GLORIA) Come on, guys!	0:37:10	0:37:12
-Mamma Mia! -(GLORIA) Hurry up!	0:37:12	0:37:15
Grazie, Alice.	0:37:16	0:37:18
Just throw us the money!	0:37:20	0:37:22
Ah!	0:37:24	0:37:26
EXCITED CHATTERING	0:37:26	0:37:28
Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.	0:37:33	0:37:35
I'm going to have to send you back to Monaco under maximum security.	0:37:35	0:37:40
What?!	0:37:43	0:37:44
GASPS	0:37:44	0:37:46
It's just a pillow!	0:37:46	0:37:47
Eh, that's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante.	0:37:47	0:37:50
Every bambino in ltaly knows that one.	0:37:50	0:37:53
Maybe, but do they know about the old escape hole	0:37:53	0:37:57
behind the innocent-looking poster?	0:37:57	0:38:00
GROANS	0:38:00	0:38:02
Or the really old "I'm going to hide up on the ceiling" trick!	0:38:02	0:38:06
CLEARS THROAT	0:38:10	0:38:11
WHISTLES	0:38:11	0:38:12
Of course. The secret tunnel under the bed!	0:38:12	0:38:15
Get this thing out of the way.	0:38:15	0:38:17
POLICEMEN STRAINING	0:38:17	0:38:19
Let's go!	0:38:19	0:38:20
This secret tunnel is a dead end!	0:38:23	0:38:26
-(POLICEMAN) -There's nothing but	0:38:26	0:38:28
bedsprings and mattress stuffing down here!	0:38:28	0:38:30
(COMANDANTE) Was that the sound of a cell door closing?	0:38:30	0:38:33
COMPUTER BEEPS	0:38:40	0:38:42
Voila!	0:38:42	0:38:44
PRINTER BUZZING	0:38:44	0:38:45
(COMANDANTE) Was that the sound of my HP printer printing?	0:38:45	0:38:49
(ALEX GROANS) This is a disaster!	0:38:57	0:38:59
(GLORIA) We blow all our money on a bad circus,	0:38:59	0:39:01
and we're not any closer to New York! If anything, we're further away!	0:39:01	0:39:05
We could have at least bought a circus that knew how to circ!	0:39:05	0:39:08
I don't even know why we bought a circus in the first place.	0:39:08	0:39:12
We had enough dough for a plane!	0:39:12	0:39:14
-Are you kidding me? -You must have some money left over.	0:39:14	0:39:16
I used it to buy teeth and then have them capped in gold.	0:39:16	0:39:20
Now I can eat apples!	0:39:20	0:39:22
Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.	0:39:22	0:39:25
(MARTY) No promoter is sending this show to America. It's toe up!	0:39:25	0:39:29
(GLORIA) Now it makes sense. No wonder the circus master was so happy to sell.	0:39:29	0:39:33
Sh!	0:39:33	0:39:34
(MARTY) He was happy, all right. Happy about ripping us off!	0:39:34	0:39:37
ALEX SHRIEKS	0:39:37	0:39:38
-Where did Alex go? -I don't know.	0:39:41	0:39:43
SCREAMING	0:39:43	0:39:45
Come on! This way!	0:39:52	0:39:55
No, no, no. You come this way!	0:39:55	0:39:57
Alice, watch your head!	0:39:57	0:39:59
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS	0:39:59	0:40:02
Yah!	0:40:02	0:40:03
GASPS	0:40:09	0:40:12
Alice!	0:40:12	0:40:13
Alice! (SHRIEKS)	0:40:20	0:40:22
-(ALEX) I'm fine! -(SHRIEKS)	0:40:22	0:40:24
Fantastic!	0:40:24	0:40:25
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS	0:40:25	0:40:27
Was that trapeze americano?	0:40:27	0:40:30
-Uh, yeah. Sort of. -Incredible!	0:40:30	0:40:33
-I hope this is important. -Come this way, Alice!	0:40:33	0:40:37
By the way, it's "icks" not "iss." Alex. Like New York Knicks.	0:40:37	0:40:40
I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard.	0:40:40	0:40:44
Whoa.	0:40:44	0:40:46
What is this place?	0:40:55	0:40:57
I know you think we are a stinky, poopy circus,	0:40:57	0:41:00
but there is something you must know.	0:41:00	0:41:04
There was a time when Circus Zaragoza,	0:41:04	0:41:07
we were a great circus!	0:41:07	0:41:09
Numero uno in all the Europa!	0:41:09	0:41:11
And Vitaly... he was the biggest star of us all.	0:41:11	0:41:16
He was fearless. Taking risks. Always new.	0:41:16	0:41:20
He jump through the hoop like he could fly!	0:41:20	0:41:23
CHEERING	0:41:29	0:41:31
Stefano!	0:41:35	0:41:37
Make the hoop smaller.	0:41:37	0:41:39
-Like this? -Smaller.	0:41:39	0:41:41
-Like this? -Good!	0:41:41	0:41:43
SQUEALS	0:41:51	0:41:52
GROWLS	0:41:53	0:41:55
CROWD ROARING	0:41:55	0:41:57
(STEFANO) it had never been done before because it was physically impossible!	0:41:57	0:42:03
And the people... they loved it!	0:42:03	0:42:06
(FEMALE) Viva Vitaly!	0:42:06	0:42:07
Smaller!	0:42:07	0:42:08
Ha!	0:42:15	0:42:16
CHEERING	0:42:16	0:42:19
(STEFANO) And the hoop, she got smaller!	0:42:19	0:42:22
Like the ring	0:42:22	0:42:23
on a finger of the tiniest lady with the slimmest of fingers.	0:42:23	0:42:27
Bravo, Vitaly!	0:42:27	0:42:29
(STEFANO) He would not stop pushing.	0:42:32	0:42:34
And one fateful day...	0:42:34	0:42:37
he push too far!	0:42:37	0:42:39
Light the hoop on fire!	0:42:39	0:42:42
GASPS	0:42:42	0:42:43
CHEERING	0:42:45	0:42:47
(STEFANO) He fly too close to the sun...and he got burned.	0:43:02	0:43:06
Literally. The extra virgin olive oil is extra flammable.	0:43:06	0:43:11
And he lost everything.	0:43:11	0:43:13
His wife, she run off with a musician.	0:43:13	0:43:16
He lost his dignity... his fame...	0:43:16	0:43:20
his passion...and his fur.	0:43:20	0:43:23
And when it grow back, it is less soft. More like a prickly beard.	0:43:23	0:43:29
Scusi. Vitaly!	0:43:29	0:43:30
GROWLS	0:43:30	0:43:32
Nothing!	0:43:32	0:43:33
His only passion now is the borscht.	0:43:33	0:43:36
-Whoa. -He was our inspiration.	0:43:39	0:43:42
So when he lost his passion,	0:43:42	0:43:44
well... as Vitaly goes, so goes the circus.	0:43:44	0:43:48
-This is why we need your help. -What sort of help?	0:43:48	0:43:51
You can teach us to do new circus. Americano style!	0:43:51	0:43:54
We find a new passion.	0:43:54	0:43:56
Make a new show. And we go all the way to US and A!	0:43:56	0:44:01
CHAIR SQUEAKING	0:44:01	0:44:03
A!	0:44:05	0:44:07
I know. It is stupido idea.	0:44:08	0:44:12
We are a lost cause.	0:44:12	0:44:14
No, no, this isn't stupido. This could work!	0:44:16	0:44:19
-What? -What you just said.	0:44:19	0:44:21
-(GASPS) What? -The idea you said. Two seconds ago.	0:44:21	0:44:24
-What? -Your stupido idea!	0:44:24	0:44:26
-It could? -Stefano, you're a genius!	0:44:26	0:44:29
No, no, no, no. I am only average intelligence.	0:44:29	0:44:33
Some say I'm even slightly below.	0:44:33	0:44:36
We are going to rethink everything anybody's ever known about circus!	0:44:36	0:44:40
I call it Phase 4-7B, wherein, in order to get home,	0:44:40	0:44:44
we will come up with something fresh, something amazing, something brand-new!	0:44:44	0:44:48
Fresh, never before seen! Off the chain!	0:44:48	0:44:51
Something that'll blow that circus promoter away!	0:44:51	0:44:55
ANGRY SHOUTING	0:44:55	0:44:56
-I missed. -Off with your head! I'm going to chew his leg off!	0:44:56	0:45:00
Circus has been same for generations!	0:45:00	0:45:02
We make good, classic family entertainment.	0:45:02	0:45:04
Aha! But last few generations,	0:45:04	0:45:07
families... not so entertained.	0:45:07	0:45:10
CLEARS THROAT	0:45:11	0:45:13
That's right. Families not so entertained	0:45:13	0:45:15
because you're just going through the motions out there.	0:45:15	0:45:18
It's missing passion.	0:45:18	0:45:20
How one to have passion for stool poked in face?	0:45:20	0:45:23
Exactly! And by stool you mean chair, right?	0:45:23	0:45:28
The fact is, you guys, you got stuck in a rut.	0:45:28	0:45:30
You stopped pushing, you stopped taking risks.	0:45:30	0:45:33
But those days are over.	0:45:33	0:45:35
Because now we're going to completely change the show.	0:45:35	0:45:38
Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?	0:45:38	0:45:40
Circus is not about the acts you do.	0:45:40	0:45:43
Circus is in here.	0:45:43	0:45:46
How come Freddie gets all the circus?	0:45:46	0:45:48
Circus is about following your passions, wherever they take you!	0:45:48	0:45:53
(SCOFFS) You cannot change circus. There is long tradition!	0:45:53	0:45:57
That's what everybody thought, Vitaly, until those French Canadians came along,	0:45:57	0:46:01
drunk off their Maple syrup and cheap pharmaceuticals,	0:46:01	0:46:04
and completely flipped the paradigm.	0:46:04	0:46:06
Now they play Vegas. 50 shows a day in 52 separate venues.	0:46:06	0:46:11
And one of them completely in the nude.	0:46:11	0:46:14
Yeah, that's right. And you know how they did it?	0:46:14	0:46:16
Take off their clothes?	0:46:16	0:46:18
-No. They got rid of the animals. -(STEFANO) What?	0:46:18	0:46:21
-Say it ain't so! -(GIA) -Che stupida! No animals...	0:46:21	0:46:24
-How could they?! -Well, you know what I say to that!	0:46:24	0:46:27
I say they can take the animals out of the circus,	0:46:27	0:46:29
but they cannot take the animals out of the circus!	0:46:29	0:46:35
I mean, they cannot...	0:46:37	0:46:38
CLEARS THROAT	0:46:38	0:46:39
I think you understand what I'm saying!	0:46:39	0:46:41
-Yeah! -Yes!	0:46:41	0:46:43
Uh... No!	0:46:43	0:46:44
We don't need humans because we've got passion.	0:46:44	0:46:47
What does a human say when he's passionate?	0:46:47	0:46:49
He says, "I'm an animal!" Well, we are animals!	0:46:49	0:46:52
CHEERING	0:46:52	0:46:53
ROARING	0:46:53	0:46:54
We'll make an all-animal circus!	0:46:54	0:46:57
Because if we follow our passion, we can go anywhere.	0:46:57	0:47:00
-Anywhere! -We can do anything!	0:47:00	0:47:02
-Anything! -If we do it together!	0:47:02	0:47:05
-All of us! -Yeah... Yeah, yeah!	0:47:05	0:47:08
-Our circus! -Yeah!	0:47:08	0:47:11
-We're in! We'll have some of that! -Can I hear you say "fur power"?	0:47:11	0:47:14
Fur power!	0:47:14	0:47:16
Take our circus back, and we'll do it together!	0:47:16	0:47:18
-You and me, baby! -An act together!	0:47:18	0:47:21
-I love it! -We can do that funk and groove dance thing!	0:47:21	0:47:24
-Uh, dance? -This thing right here. Look.	0:47:24	0:47:26
(HUMMING) Me and you! We got this!	0:47:26	0:47:29
(STAMMERING) But I can't dance.	0:47:29	0:47:31
-(CHANTING) Fur power! -Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!	0:47:31	0:47:35
Ah! I do not trust this lion.	0:47:37	0:47:40
Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,	0:47:40	0:47:43
but I am tired of sitting and standing and rolling over.	0:47:43	0:47:47
It is great tradition of sitting, standing, rolling over.	0:47:47	0:47:51
You know our circus is in trouble.	0:47:51	0:47:53
This could be our last chance. But we will not do this without you.	0:47:53	0:47:58
Circus always stay together.	0:47:58	0:48:01
(SIGHS) OK. I do one hoop.	0:48:07	0:48:11
SQUEALS	0:48:11	0:48:13
I want a hug, too!	0:48:13	0:48:15
Oh!	0:48:15	0:48:16
CHUCKLES	0:48:16	0:48:17
LAUGHING	0:48:17	0:48:19
ENGINE RUMBLING	0:48:28	0:48:30
TYRES SQUEAL	0:48:31	0:48:32
Attention! I have found our lion! He is hiding with the circus!	0:48:32	0:48:37
MONITORS BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY	0:48:37	0:48:39
SLOW INSTRUMENTAL INTRO BEGINS	0:48:44	0:48:47
SINGING NON JE NE REGRETTE RIEN	0:48:55	0:48:58
MAN SHRIEKS	0:49:30	0:49:31
MUSIC SLOWS, SOFTENS	0:49:36	0:49:40
SINGING FINALE	0:49:40	0:49:43
MUSIC CRESCENDOS	0:49:45	0:49:47
SONG ENDS	0:49:49	0:49:50
YODELING	0:49:50	0:49:53
(MORT GIGGLING) Come on, Maurice, give it to me!	0:49:53	0:49:56
(STEFANO) More boomstick, Rico! I really want to fly!	0:49:56	0:49:59
Are you really going to shoot yourself out of that thing?	0:49:59	0:50:02
I've always dreamed of doing this, from time I was a little pup,	0:50:02	0:50:06
to be a human cannonball!	0:50:06	0:50:09
Except, you know... a sea lion cannonball.	0:50:09	0:50:13
Is it dangerous?	0:50:13	0:50:14
Is it dangerous? Yes, of course it's dangerous!	0:50:14	0:50:18
-Now, are you sure about this? -I'm sure.	0:50:18	0:50:20
Cos if blowing up is your thing, then you in the right place.	0:50:20	0:50:23
Si. That's means yes!	0:50:23	0:50:25
Ready for launch?	0:50:25	0:50:26
Ready for launch!	0:50:26	0:50:28
Fire in the hole!	0:50:30	0:50:32
Wait!	0:50:33	0:50:35
SCREAMING	0:50:37	0:50:39
GROANS	0:50:44	0:50:46
Mamma Mia!	0:50:46	0:50:48
Help me!	0:50:48	0:50:49
STEFANO'S VOICE ECHOING	0:50:49	0:50:51
Rico! Get the Cannon ready! Same charge!	0:50:51	0:50:53
(SKIPPER) Fire in the hole!	0:50:55	0:50:57
Oh!	0:50:57	0:50:58
SCREAMING	0:50:58	0:51:01
Oh, oh! (SHOUTING GLEEFULLY)	0:51:06	0:51:10
BORN FREE PLAYING	0:51:10	0:51:12
All right! (LAUGHS)	0:51:12	0:51:13
Oh! Whoo!	0:51:15	0:51:17
Yeah!	0:51:25	0:51:27
HOWLING	0:51:27	0:51:30
Marty! I'm so glad you're here.	0:51:31	0:51:34
Whoo! I was flying! I was effin-I-Y-in'!	0:51:34	0:51:38
I'm proud of you, but... (WHIMPERS)	0:51:38	0:51:40
I don't think I can hold on much longer!	0:51:40	0:51:42
Oh, yeah, right. Sorry about my enthusiasm.	0:51:42	0:51:46
Here, wrap this around you.	0:51:46	0:51:48
All right, I got you! I got you!	0:51:53	0:51:55
SHOUTS HAPPILY	0:51:55	0:51:57
HOWLING	0:51:57	0:51:58
Forget about being part of the herd! I'm going to be part of the flock!	0:52:04	0:52:07
-I'm going to fly, baby! -Oh, yes! What a triumph!	0:52:07	0:52:12
-Hand over that circus, Freddie! -I'll have your guts for garters!	0:52:12	0:52:15
Hey, hey, put your weapons down.	0:52:15	0:52:17
Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's obviously not your thing.	0:52:17	0:52:20
He's got us pegged.	0:52:20	0:52:21
I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.	0:52:21	0:52:23
BUZZES	0:52:23	0:52:24
SCREAMS	0:52:24	0:52:26
Oh, that was great!	0:52:26	0:52:29
Flippin' 'eck! Rocket shoes!	0:52:31	0:52:33
-(FREDDIE) -I want to try that! -Jonesy! Jonesy!	0:52:33	0:52:36
Whoo! Hey. Hi.	0:52:36	0:52:38
I admire how you have inspired these animals.	0:52:38	0:52:40
Oh, thanks.	0:52:40	0:52:41
And what you said about passion, it was like poetry.	0:52:41	0:52:44
I love passion and poetry. They go together, really.	0:52:44	0:52:46
-I know they don't rhyme. -Trapeze is my passion!	0:52:46	0:52:48
Terrific. I look forward to seeing you up there.	0:52:48	0:52:51
You can teach me!	0:52:51	0:52:52
-What? -Teach me.	0:52:52	0:52:53
Well, I've always been kind of a solo act.	0:52:53	0:52:55
So that kind of rules that out.	0:52:55	0:52:57
I wonder if you actually do trapeze.	0:52:57	0:53:00
-Oh, I actually do do trapeze. -Show me!	0:53:00	0:53:03
"Show me"? What are we, five?	0:53:03	0:53:05
I am five, yes.	0:53:05	0:53:07
STAMMERING, SIGHS	0:53:07	0:53:08
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	0:53:08	0:53:10
(MELMAN) Dancing.	0:53:10	0:53:11
All you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere.	0:53:11	0:53:13
I mean, the music totally throws off my timing.	0:53:13	0:53:16
You want excitement? Ha-ha!	0:53:16	0:53:18
Check it out. Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?	0:53:18	0:53:20
Who's on a...	0:53:20	0:53:22
(SCREAMS) (GLORIA HUMMING)	0:53:22	0:53:23
I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope! (GASPS)	0:53:23	0:53:26
Melman! Oh, my gosh!	0:53:26	0:53:27
-Help me! -Baby, hold on. Hold on.	0:53:27	0:53:29
-I'm coming right now! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!	0:53:29	0:53:32
Melman?! (YELLING)	0:53:34	0:53:37
Ah! Ah! Ah!	0:53:37	0:53:39
Calm down, Melman.	0:53:39	0:53:40
I'm going to fall and break all of my neck! Ah!	0:53:40	0:53:42
Just look at me. Look at me.	0:53:42	0:53:45
-All eyes on me. -OK.	0:53:45	0:53:47
-Come to me. -(STAMMERING) I can't.	0:53:47	0:53:49
It's just like dancing, Melman. Two steps forward, one step back.	0:53:49	0:53:53
I can't dance, OK? There, I said it.	0:53:53	0:53:56
Maybe because you've never tried.	0:53:56	0:53:58
No, I have tried.	0:53:58	0:54:00
I practised in private because you dance so well.	0:54:00	0:54:03
You practised? For me?	0:54:03	0:54:06
Yes, but it's no use.	0:54:06	0:54:08
I never know what to do with my arms.	0:54:08	0:54:10
(SHOUTING) Hold it.	0:54:10	0:54:13
That part is so easy, Melman. OK?	0:54:13	0:54:15
Cos all you have to do is put them around your partner.	0:54:15	0:54:19
See? Two steps forward.	0:54:19	0:54:22
One step back.	0:54:22	0:54:23
-I'm dancing. I'm dancing! -Two steps forward...	0:54:23	0:54:26
-We're dancing on a tightrope! -You're great.	0:54:26	0:54:29
Whoo-hoo! I'm dancing!	0:54:29	0:54:30
GLORIA LAUGHING	0:54:30	0:54:31
STEFANO SCREAMING	0:54:31	0:54:33
OK. (EXHALES) Whoo! All right.	0:54:33	0:54:37
So when do we get the jet packs and aquatic cobras?	0:54:37	0:54:40
Uh, this is a beginners' class, and that's a pretty advanced manoeuvre.	0:54:40	0:54:43
OK, how do we begin?	0:54:43	0:54:45
It's a bit complicated unless you understand	0:54:45	0:54:47
the whole pitch and yaw... arc and gravity.	0:54:47	0:54:50
All that stuff, which I won't bore you with. OK.	0:54:50	0:54:54
-Do you need a push? -No.	0:54:54	0:54:57
Just watch and learn!	0:54:57	0:54:59
MUSIC: LOVE ALWAYS COMES AS A SURPRISE BY PETER ASHER	0:54:59	0:55:01
-Like that? -That's one way of doing it, sure.	0:55:08	0:55:12
SHOUTING	0:55:13	0:55:15
Wow! You use a net!	0:55:19	0:55:22
Yes! Trapeze americano. We use the net.	0:55:22	0:55:26
SQUEALS	0:55:26	0:55:29
Trapeze americano!	0:55:29	0:55:31
GRUNTS	0:55:33	0:55:35
Whoa! (CHUCKLING)	0:55:37	0:55:39
Look at him go!	0:55:46	0:55:48
(LAUGHS) Whoa!	0:55:49	0:55:52
Wow!	0:56:02	0:56:04
MARTY HOWLING	0:56:04	0:56:06
LAUGHING	0:56:06	0:56:08
CHEERING	0:56:10	0:56:11
E bravo! Bravissima!	0:56:11	0:56:13
Hey, Vitaly, maybe you even do two hoops, no?	0:56:13	0:56:17
Psst. Senorita Bell-bottoms.	0:56:21	0:56:23
Tenemos una problema Grande.	0:56:23	0:56:25
Que? Que grande problema?	0:56:25	0:56:28
-Oh, no! She's onto us! -Sh! Don't make it any easier on the psycho.	0:56:32	0:56:36
-What are we going to do? -We'd better vamoose... pronto.	0:56:36	0:56:39
But we're not ready. We're in the middle of rehearsals.	0:56:39	0:56:41
Then why don't you lilt over,	0:56:41	0:56:43
grab your peduncle, and kiss New York goodbye?	0:56:43	0:56:46
Are you sure we are ready?	0:56:46	0:56:48
Of course we're ready! Born ready! Ready steady! Come on, let's go!	0:56:48	0:56:51
Let's go, go, go, go, go!	0:56:51	0:56:52
(SKIPPER) All right, you heard the cat. Move it! Come on! All aboard!	0:56:52	0:56:55
Grab your luggage and drain your bladders.	0:56:55	0:56:58
It's going to be a long ride!	0:56:58	0:57:00
(JULIEN) Whoa!	0:57:00	0:57:01
All right, everybody, let's blow that promoter away!	0:57:06	0:57:10
-(MELMAN) London, here we come! -(MARTY) Sunshiny London, yes!	0:57:10	0:57:14
AUDIENCE CHEERING	0:57:28	0:57:30
(CROWD CHANTING) Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!	0:57:33	0:57:37
GASPS, PANTING	0:57:46	0:57:48
BELLS CHIMING	0:57:53	0:57:55
(SKIPPER) Come on, come on, come on. Where is he?	0:58:03	0:58:07
Bingo!	0:58:07	0:58:08
If that's not a red-blooded American promoter, I don't know what is.	0:58:08	0:58:12
We need to get this show on the road. Private!	0:58:12	0:58:14
Tell them the eagle has landed.	0:58:14	0:58:16
The eagle has landed!	0:58:16	0:58:17
Roger that. Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.	0:58:17	0:58:20
Aye, aye, guvnor!	0:58:20	0:58:21
The promoter is in the house!	0:58:21	0:58:22
-New York is closer than ever! -Let's not get ahead of ourselves.	0:58:22	0:58:25
-First, we got a circus to do. -We're on, folks!	0:58:25	0:58:27
-Do we go on before or after the dogs? -Yes.	0:58:27	0:58:30
-What? -Overlap, your acts overlap.	0:58:30	0:58:31
-Where's Vitaly? He opens. -I don't know.	0:58:31	0:58:34
Stefano! Hey, Stefano! Have you seen Vitaly?	0:58:34	0:58:38
STEFANO WEEPING	0:58:38	0:58:39
Hey.	0:58:39	0:58:41
Stefano, why the sad little face?	0:58:41	0:58:43
Vitaly... he will not go on!	0:58:43	0:58:46
-What? -I tried everything I could.	0:58:46	0:58:49
Sh, sh, sh, sh.	0:58:49	0:58:51
Wipe away the tears. Calm down.	0:58:51	0:58:54
Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.	0:58:54	0:58:57
-Vitaly, what are you doing? -You missed.	0:58:59	0:59:02
You're leaving? You're just going to walk out on everybody?	0:59:02	0:59:05
They have good show without me.	0:59:05	0:59:07
Look, I got a good left foot, but without my right foot, I can't walk.	0:59:07	0:59:10
You get fake foot, then you walk.	0:59:10	0:59:12
I don't want fake foot! OK?	0:59:12	0:59:14
GROANS	0:59:14	0:59:15
What happened to "circus stick together," huh?	0:59:15	0:59:17
-"The show must go on." -Cliches.	0:59:17	0:59:19
Come on, man. Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!	0:59:19	0:59:22
What other guy?	0:59:22	0:59:24
The guy who was all circus! The guy who jumped through hoops!	0:59:24	0:59:27
-Give me that! -The guy everybody looked up to.	0:59:27	0:59:29
Come on. Where's that Vitaly?	0:59:33	0:59:35
That Vitaly is no more.	0:59:36	0:59:40
Listen, man. You may have given up on yourself,	0:59:40	0:59:43
but your friends haven't given up on you.	0:59:43	0:59:46
Are you just going to turn your back on them,	0:59:46	0:59:49
and sit and eat borscht the rest of your life?	0:59:49	0:59:51
Or are you going to get out there	0:59:51	0:59:53
and jump through that tiny little hoop?	0:59:53	0:59:56
(GROANS) It is impossible.	0:59:56	0:59:59
(SIGHS)	0:59:59	1:00:01
It was always impossible, Vitaly. That's why the people loved it.	1:00:01	1:00:06
That is why I loved it.	1:00:10	1:00:13
Because I did the impossible!	1:00:13	1:00:17
I was once a brave tiger.	1:00:17	1:00:21
And if I go down in flames... (LAUGHS)	1:00:21	1:00:24
So be it!	1:00:24	1:00:26
You know, I think I might have an idea for you.	1:00:26	1:00:30
Light the hoop on fire!	1:00:41	1:00:44
POUNDING HEARTBEAT	1:00:50	1:00:52
GROWLS	1:00:53	1:00:55
GASPING	1:00:59	1:01:00
Mamma Mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...	1:01:05	1:01:07
Mamma Maria, Mia Santa, Santa Mia Farrow...	1:01:10	1:01:14
Come on, you got it.	1:01:14	1:01:15
POPS GASPS	1:01:17	1:01:18
CHEERING	1:01:18	1:01:22
(LAUGHING) Yes!	1:01:25	1:01:27
All right, what are you waiting for? We got a show to put on.	1:01:34	1:01:37
Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!	1:01:37	1:01:39
MUSIC: FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY	1:01:39	1:01:41
EXCITED CHATTERING	1:01:48	1:01:50
Look!	1:01:54	1:01:55
LAUGHING	1:03:38	1:03:41
We're going to America! Whoo!	1:03:41	1:03:43
Today!	1:03:43	1:03:45
That's what I call crack-a-lackin' to the Mack-a-lackin'!	1:03:45	1:03:47
-We did it, Alice! -Yeah!	1:03:47	1:03:49
Maybe I am average intelligence after all!	1:03:49	1:03:51
Perhaps even slightly above.	1:03:51	1:03:54
No, I don't think so.	1:03:54	1:03:56
Ha! Hair conditioner. Great idea, my friend!	1:03:56	1:04:00
Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?	1:04:00	1:04:02
-Look at that. -Slippery but not flammable.	1:04:02	1:04:05
You smell like peaches and Herb!	1:04:05	1:04:07
-(SQUEALS) -Wow!	1:04:07	1:04:09
Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats!	1:04:09	1:04:12
-We did pretty good. -You will flip, and I will catch.	1:04:12	1:04:16
And sometimes I will flip, and you will catch.	1:04:16	1:04:18
And then we will both flip, and we'll travel the whole world!	1:04:18	1:04:23
Flipping and catching, and I will flip you...	1:04:23	1:04:25
HARMONISING	1:04:25	1:04:26
GIA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY	1:04:26	1:04:29
Uh... You know, the thing is...	1:04:29	1:04:31
-I may not always be around. -Where are you going?	1:04:33	1:04:36
Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...	1:04:36	1:04:38
HORN HONKING	1:04:38	1:04:39
Bravo, bravo!	1:04:41	1:04:43
What a heart-warming performance, Monsieur Circus Master.	1:04:43	1:04:47
It brought tears to my eyes.	1:04:47	1:04:49
(CHUCKLING) No, not really.	1:04:49	1:04:51
(OVER PHONE) Monsieur, we both know the lion does not belong to you.	1:04:52	1:04:55
(GASPS) it's that horrid woman!	1:04:55	1:04:57
He is a fugitive from justice.	1:04:57	1:05:00
You will turn the lion over to me	1:05:00	1:05:01
so that I may put him where he belongs.	1:05:01	1:05:04
(SHOUTS) On my wall.	1:05:06	1:05:08
CHUCKLES	1:05:09	1:05:11
OFFICERS GRUNT	1:05:11	1:05:13
-What? -(SKIPPER) Incoming!	1:05:13	1:05:15
Whoo! (SKIPPER) Outgoing!	1:05:21	1:05:23
Wait!	1:05:23	1:05:25
SCREAMING	1:05:25	1:05:26
(SKIPPER) Up high! Whoo-ha! Down low. Too slow.	1:05:28	1:05:31
-Well done, Private. -Did I do good?	1:05:31	1:05:33
(SKIPPER) Nah, not really.	1:05:33	1:05:35
Man, that was close!	1:05:35	1:05:37
(GIA) Alex? You are from a zoo?	1:05:37	1:05:40
Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.	1:05:45	1:05:48
-More? -Or less. There's less.	1:05:48	1:05:50
You were never circus?	1:05:50	1:05:52
We had to say we were circus.	1:05:52	1:05:54
Or you'd never have let us on the train!	1:05:54	1:05:56
After all we have been through together...	1:05:56	1:05:59
you want to go live in a zoo?	1:05:59	1:06:02
-Gia, I... -You used us.	1:06:02	1:06:04
No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...	1:06:04	1:06:05
Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?	1:06:05	1:06:08
It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.	1:06:08	1:06:10
Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should have known.	1:06:10	1:06:15
Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?	1:06:15	1:06:18
Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.	1:06:18	1:06:21
I was shot out of a Cannon! I could have died!	1:06:21	1:06:25
But I thought it was your lifelong dream.	1:06:25	1:06:27
For all I know, your name is not even Alice.	1:06:27	1:06:33
No, Stefano, but it never really was.	1:06:33	1:06:36
I don't feel safe! (WHIMPERING)	1:06:36	1:06:38
Gia, I...	1:06:40	1:06:43
We trusted you.	1:06:43	1:06:45
My tears are real!	1:06:47	1:06:49
You are not!	1:06:49	1:06:51
I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk.	1:06:54	1:06:58
(JULIEN) Me? Stay with the circus?	1:07:00	1:07:02
SONYA ROARS	1:07:02	1:07:03
I am a King! I want to rule New York! We should talk.	1:07:03	1:07:08
Whoa!	1:07:09	1:07:11
Stop it! No means no! Or in your language... Aah!	1:07:11	1:07:15
GROWLS	1:07:15	1:07:16
Not everything is solved that way, you know.	1:07:16	1:07:19
Sonya? Are you listening to me?	1:07:23	1:07:27
Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I?	1:07:27	1:07:29
Come over here right now!	1:07:29	1:07:31
Don't shut me out, baby!	1:07:33	1:07:35
What is wrong with you? Speak!	1:07:35	1:07:37
ROARS	1:07:37	1:07:39
OK... if these are your feelings, I understand now.	1:07:41	1:07:45
And I'm going!	1:07:45	1:07:46
It's obvious I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on!	1:07:46	1:07:51
When you look for where I am,	1:07:51	1:07:54
I won't be there!	1:07:54	1:07:56
JULIEN SOBBING	1:07:56	1:07:58
GROWLS	1:07:58	1:07:59
WHIMPERS	1:07:59	1:08:01
Come, everybody. We have shown to do.	1:08:20	1:08:23
But how do I go on without Marty? (SOBS)	1:08:23	1:08:26
-Stefano. -I don't know what to do.	1:08:26	1:08:28
You can still do Cannon solo.	1:08:28	1:08:30
But... I want to do solo act with Marty!	1:08:30	1:08:35
And what do I do?	1:08:35	1:08:37
Go back to sitting and standing and rolling over?	1:08:37	1:08:41
No.	1:08:41	1:08:43
We can do impossible!	1:08:43	1:08:46
And we never go back to way we used to be.	1:08:46	1:08:50
The way it used to be isn't the way it was.	1:08:50	1:08:53
And it won't be the same without them, whatever way it is.	1:08:53	1:08:58
BELLS CHIMING	1:08:58	1:09:00
Well... we're here.	1:09:17	1:09:19
-Home. -Huh.	1:09:22	1:09:25
My rock looks smaller than I remember it.	1:09:25	1:09:28
Look at the mural.	1:09:29	1:09:31
Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?	1:09:31	1:09:35
Wow.	1:09:35	1:09:37
I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.	1:09:38	1:09:41
-Mm-hmm. -Was that always there?	1:09:41	1:09:44
Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.	1:09:49	1:09:54
What do you mean?	1:09:54	1:09:55
I mean, if I had just stayed put,	1:09:55	1:09:58
we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.	1:09:58	1:10:01
Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.	1:10:03	1:10:07
Really?	1:10:09	1:10:10
Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.	1:10:10	1:10:14
-(JULIEN) -Yeah! -It was exciting!	1:10:14	1:10:16
-It was romantic. -It was dangerous.	1:10:16	1:10:18
I never felt so alive!	1:10:18	1:10:20
When we were with the circus, we were already home.	1:10:20	1:10:24
I only wish we'd realised that sooner.	1:10:24	1:10:27
I'm really going to miss those guys.	1:10:27	1:10:30
What do you say we go back?	1:10:30	1:10:33
-Really? -I'm with you! -I'm in!	1:10:33	1:10:36
But what do we tell them?	1:10:36	1:10:37
We make it right by telling them how wrong we were.	1:10:37	1:10:40
It's worth a shot.	1:10:40	1:10:41
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) And if we go down in flames, so be it!	1:10:41	1:10:44
-(GLORIA) Yes, let's do this! -(JULIEN) I like it!	1:10:44	1:10:46
(MARTY) Yeah, yeah!	1:10:46	1:10:47
Is my neck getting longer?	1:10:47	1:10:50
Feel my fur. It's so soft.	1:10:50	1:10:52
It is soft.	1:10:52	1:10:53
I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie.	1:10:53	1:10:59
Oh, no.	1:10:59	1:11:01
Dubois.	1:11:01	1:11:02
Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear!	1:11:02	1:11:07
Babe... your fishy kisses!	1:11:07	1:11:09
Surprise!	1:11:11	1:11:12
SNORING	1:11:12	1:11:14
(TSKING) He will never fit in the carry-on.	1:11:14	1:11:17
But his head will!	1:11:17	1:11:19
CACKLING	1:11:19	1:11:20
-(MAN) Hey! -Qu'est-ce que c'est?	1:11:20	1:11:22
Look! Look what she's done!	1:11:22	1:11:24
You brought back Alex the lion!	1:11:24	1:11:26
-It's a miracle! -Thank you! Thank you!	1:11:26	1:11:29
(JULIEN) Sonya, where are you?	1:11:29	1:11:31
Sonya!	1:11:31	1:11:33
Excuse me.	1:11:33	1:11:34
(GROWLS) Sonya, baby!	1:11:34	1:11:38
I don't want to be King anymore!	1:11:38	1:11:40
I was so hung up on who I was...	1:11:40	1:11:42
who you was... what you smelled like...	1:11:42	1:11:45
when all that really matters is what we smell like together.	1:11:45	1:11:49
SONYA ROARS SOFTLY	1:11:49	1:11:52
(LAUGHING) I know! Baby, forgive me.	1:11:52	1:11:55
Oh, hello?	1:11:55	1:11:56
Gasp! It's Dubois!	1:11:56	1:11:58
Baba booey!	1:11:58	1:12:00
-Where did you get this? -I got it from the zoo.	1:12:00	1:12:02
The hippies got ambushed!	1:12:02	1:12:04
What? We have to help them!	1:12:04	1:12:06
But they lied to us!	1:12:06	1:12:07
Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?	1:12:07	1:12:09
They are our friends!	1:12:09	1:12:10
They're not even circus!	1:12:10	1:12:12
That's Bolshevik!	1:12:13	1:12:15
WHIMPERS	1:12:15	1:12:16
I never thought I'd say this on	1:12:16	1:12:18
American soil, but the Russki's right!	1:12:18	1:12:21
ALEX GROANS	1:12:22	1:12:24
(CROWD) Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!	1:12:27	1:12:30
-Oh, no. -Alex? Where are you?	1:12:30	1:12:34
Gloria! Are you OK? (MOANS)	1:12:34	1:12:36
-What is happening? -Alex!	1:12:36	1:12:38
-No, no! No, no! -(MAN) Alex the lion!	1:12:38	1:12:41
No!	1:12:41	1:12:42
(MAN) Thank you. Thank you all for coming to this special celebration.	1:12:49	1:12:53
And now, the woman who made this all possible,	1:12:53	1:12:56
who brought Alex the lion and a couple of...	1:12:56	1:12:58
three?	1:12:58	1:13:00
Three other animals back to New York.	1:13:00	1:13:02
And she's French. Ooh-la-la.	1:13:02	1:13:04
Please welcome Chantal Dubois!	1:13:04	1:13:07
APPLAUSE	1:13:15	1:13:17
GASPING, MUTTERING	1:13:25	1:13:27
Alex?	1:13:37	1:13:38
FEEDBACK ECHOES	1:13:46	1:13:48
It was never about the money.	1:13:48	1:13:50
It was about...	1:13:51	1:13:53
..the lion.	1:13:54	1:13:56
CROWD CHEERING	1:13:56	1:13:58
Ah!	1:14:02	1:14:03
-Gia? -Circus stick together.	1:14:05	1:14:08
# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro	1:14:10	1:14:14
# Circus Afro, Circus Afro Polka dot, polka dot! #	1:14:14	1:14:17
Look! A flying circus!	1:14:17	1:14:19
No!	1:14:19	1:14:20
Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!	1:14:24	1:14:28
(PRIVATE) Aye, aye, Skipper!	1:14:28	1:14:31
Unleash the seal.	1:14:31	1:14:32
-I am a sea lion! -Whatever.	1:14:32	1:14:35
LAUGHING	1:14:36	1:14:39
Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!	1:14:39	1:14:41
TRUMPETING	1:14:41	1:14:42
GROWLS	1:14:47	1:14:48
-Let's rock. -You and me, baby!	1:14:48	1:14:50
Ah! Ah!	1:14:50	1:14:52
Whoo!	1:14:52	1:14:53
JULIEN YELLS	1:14:54	1:14:55
TYRES SCREECHING	1:14:58	1:14:59
YELLS	1:14:59	1:15:01
TRUMPETING	1:15:01	1:15:02
MOANING	1:15:02	1:15:04
Wow!	1:15:09	1:15:10
SHUDDERING	1:15:10	1:15:12
ROARING	1:15:12	1:15:13
Suck in that gut! (INHALES DEEPLY)	1:15:17	1:15:21
SHOUTS	1:15:21	1:15:23
I am impressed!	1:15:23	1:15:24
MELMAN SHOUTS	1:15:27	1:15:29
Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!	1:15:29	1:15:32
(SKIPPER) Mission accomplished. Now let's get out of here!	1:15:35	1:15:38
-(STEFANO) Wait! Wait for me! -Stefano!	1:15:38	1:15:40
Don't leave without me!	1:15:40	1:15:42
Oh, no!	1:15:47	1:15:49
SHRIEKS	1:15:49	1:15:50
Whoa!	1:15:53	1:15:54
Go, Stefano! Climb!	1:15:54	1:15:57
Come on, my friend!	1:16:03	1:16:05
Stefano!	1:16:06	1:16:07
(GRUNTS) Help me!	1:16:07	1:16:09
-I will have your head! -Oh, no! Help me!	1:16:11	1:16:14
Alex!	1:16:14	1:16:15
Marty! Shoot me a line.	1:16:21	1:16:23
You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!	1:16:23	1:16:26
What are you doing?	1:16:30	1:16:31
We are doing trapeze americano.	1:16:31	1:16:34
Let's do it!	1:16:34	1:16:35
-Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready! -You got it, boss!	1:16:36	1:16:38
Go, go, go!	1:16:38	1:16:40
MORT CHORTLING	1:16:45	1:16:47
GRUNTS, GROANS	1:16:47	1:16:49
Gia! Take Stefano!	1:16:50	1:16:52
Alex!	1:16:52	1:16:54
GASPING	1:16:54	1:16:56
Aquatic cobras!	1:17:04	1:17:07
If I am going down, your head is coming with me!	1:17:07	1:17:10
I don't think so!	1:17:10	1:17:12
(WHISTLES) Oi, let's go!	1:17:12	1:17:15
You're going down, but not with my head.	1:17:15	1:17:17
Yay!	1:17:19	1:17:20
Jet pack! He pull up!	1:17:20	1:17:22
Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois!	1:17:22	1:17:25
Because you've just messed with the King!	1:17:25	1:17:28
DUBOIS GRUNTS	1:17:28	1:17:30
ROARING	1:17:32	1:17:33
CROWD CHEERING	1:17:33	1:17:36
This is where animals like you belong! Now sit!	1:17:36	1:17:39
DART POPS	1:17:39	1:17:40
Lie down.	1:17:40	1:17:42
(GIGGLING) Naughty me.	1:17:42	1:17:44
Roll over.	1:17:44	1:17:45
Good, Dubois. Now stay!	1:17:46	1:17:49
MUSIC: FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY	1:17:49	1:17:51
GIA SQUEALS	1:17:51	1:17:52
We did it!	1:17:55	1:17:58
(STEFANO) Balloons to the children of the world!	1:18:03	1:18:06
Trapeze americano!	1:18:06	1:18:08
-It is real. -It's real!	1:18:08	1:18:10
EXCITED CHATTERING	1:18:16	1:18:18
That's how you do it! Whoa!	1:18:18	1:18:21
So you want to run away with the circus?	1:18:21	1:18:25
-Live a life of adventure? -Full of romance?	1:18:25	1:18:28
-And danger! -Really living!	1:18:28	1:18:30
What do you say?	1:18:30	1:18:31
# Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!	1:18:33	1:18:36
# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!	1:18:36	1:18:39
# Circus Afro, Circus Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!	1:18:39	1:18:43
(JULIEN) # I like to move it, move it	1:18:43	1:18:45
# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it	1:18:45	1:18:48
# You like to...	1:18:48	1:18:49
# Move it!	1:18:49	1:18:50
(ALEX) Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady, anyway?	1:18:53	1:18:56
Hmm?	1:18:58	1:18:59
MUMBLING	1:18:59	1:19:02
MUFFLED SHOUTING	1:19:05	1:19:07
MUFFLED SCREAM	1:19:13	1:19:15
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