Turbo

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ENGINES REVVING	0:01:02	0:01:03
RACING ANNOUNCER: 'And we're back at the final stretch	0:01:03	0:01:05
'of the Indianapolis 500.	0:01:05	0:01:07
'Guy Gagne is gaining on the pack.	0:01:07	0:01:09
'The young French Canadian is making quite an impression	0:01:09	0:01:12
'in his debut here at the Motor Speedway.	0:01:12	0:01:14
'In all my years of racing,	0:01:14	0:01:16
'I've never seen a driver with this much raw talent.'	0:01:16	0:01:19
But what's this?	0:01:19	0:01:20
Out of nowhere, a dark horse is challenging Gagne.	0:01:20	0:01:23
He's gaining on the pack.	0:01:23	0:01:24
ANNOUNCER: 'And down the front stretch.'	0:01:24	0:01:26
Moving into fourth position... third... Now, second!	0:01:26	0:01:29
ANNOUNCER: 'Going to the outside as they cross the bricks!'	0:01:29	0:01:31
And it looks like the winner is Turbo!	0:01:31	0:01:33
IMITATES CROWD CHEERING Amazing! Unbelievable!	0:01:33	0:01:37
Instant replay. Again, in super slow-mo.	0:01:37	0:01:40
Whoo! Whoa!	0:01:41	0:01:42
YELPING	0:01:43	0:01:45
CLATTERING	0:01:45	0:01:46
VIDEO REWINDING	0:01:46	0:01:47
Welcome back, race fans.	0:01:47	0:01:48
We're here with Indy's brightest new star, Guy Gagne.	0:01:48	0:01:51
Tell us, Guy, what inspired you to become a race driver?	0:01:51	0:01:54
You know, Dan, everybody's got that one thing that makes them happy.	0:01:54	0:01:59
And for me, it's terrifying, terrifying blazing speed.	0:01:59	0:02:03
REPORTERS ON TV: Guy!	0:02:03	0:02:04
ALL CLAMOURING	0:02:04	0:02:05
-One at a time, please. CHET: -Theo!	0:02:05	0:02:07
Yes, the handsome fellow in the back.	0:02:07	0:02:09
-SIGHS -What are you doing?	0:02:09	0:02:11
What I've always done. Stay focused, try to run my race.	0:02:11	0:02:14
That's all any driver can do. Next question.	0:02:14	0:02:16
Can you please go to sleep?	0:02:16	0:02:18
We've got work tomorrow.	0:02:18	0:02:20
Sleep? Are you kidding me?	0:02:20	0:02:21
It takes hours to come down after a big race like this.	0:02:21	0:02:23
Yeah, I bet. OK.	0:02:23	0:02:25
-GUY: -They are the fuel that keeps me running!	0:02:26	0:02:28
Guy, when you were just a rookie starting out in the Indy Lights,	0:02:28	0:02:31
did you ever dream that you'd be standing here today?	0:02:31	0:02:34
Well, as my dear father always told me,	0:02:34	0:02:37
"No dream is too big, and no dreamer	0:02:37	0:02:41
-"too small." -Too small.	0:02:41	0:02:42
-CHET: -Sleep!	0:02:42	0:02:43
GROANS	0:02:43	0:02:44
Head in the game. Head in the game. EXHALES	0:02:53	0:02:55
GRUNTING	0:02:58	0:02:59
PANTING	0:03:03	0:03:04
STRAINING	0:03:10	0:03:12
PANTING	0:03:12	0:03:14
Yes! 17 minutes! That's a new record!	0:03:14	0:03:17
-Woohoo! -THEO!	0:03:17	0:03:19
MALE SNAIL YAWNS	0:03:26	0:03:27
-FEMALE SNAIL: -Good morning.	0:03:27	0:03:28
GARGLING	0:03:32	0:03:33
Let's go, people! Pick it up! SIGHS	0:03:35	0:03:39
Turbo, ready to make his move. GROANING	0:03:41	0:03:44
Did you see that? She cut me off!	0:03:44	0:03:46
Ah! The joys of racing.	0:03:46	0:03:49
How could anyone not see the appeal of watching a bunch of cars	0:03:49	0:03:52
drive around in circles for hours on end?	0:03:52	0:03:54
Left turn! Left turn! Left turn!	0:03:54	0:03:56
Your ignorance saddens me no end.	0:03:56	0:03:58
Left turn! "What do I do here?	0:03:58	0:04:00
-"Oh, no, wait a minute. Left turn!" -LAUGHS	0:04:00	0:04:02
-SALLY: -'Morning, Chet!	0:04:02	0:04:03
How's it going, Sally?	0:04:03	0:04:04
-'Morning, Chet. -'Morning, Phil.	0:04:04	0:04:06
CAWING	0:04:06	0:04:07
Well, that's a shame.	0:04:09	0:04:11
And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant.	0:04:11	0:04:15
WHISTLING	0:04:19	0:04:21
All right, people, we got a lot of tomatoes to harvest today.	0:04:22	0:04:25
We got to pick them, we got to sort them, we got to eat them.	0:04:25	0:04:28
But most importantly, we got to be...	0:04:28	0:04:31
ALL: Safe.	0:04:31	0:04:32
Yes! Music to my ears.	0:04:32	0:04:35
-WHISTLES -Look at her.	0:04:35	0:04:37
Nice curves.	0:04:37	0:04:38
Oh! You are one giant, juicy temptress.	0:04:38	0:04:43
Mmm. Big Red.	0:04:43	0:04:46
Any day now.	0:04:46	0:04:48
SIGHS	0:04:49	0:04:50
Any day now.	0:04:50	0:04:52
-FEMALE SNAIL: -Overripe!	0:04:53	0:04:55
Overripe!	0:04:56	0:04:57
Overripe!	0:04:57	0:04:59
GRUNTS	0:05:01	0:05:03
Oh, no.	0:05:03	0:05:04
FLIES BUZZING	0:05:04	0:05:05
Here we go.	0:05:06	0:05:08
Bring it on.	0:05:10	0:05:11
LAUGHS	0:05:12	0:05:14
GROANS	0:05:14	0:05:16
Whoa! Not this time.	0:05:16	0:05:18
FLIES BUZZING GROANS	0:05:19	0:05:21
And the cars are at the starting line.	0:05:28	0:05:30
Gagne's in the top pole position,	0:05:30	0:05:31
driving his trademark number one overripe tomato.	0:05:31	0:05:34
Next to him is that feisty young upstart, Turbo.	0:05:34	0:05:36
IN MANLY VOICE: Gentlemen, start your engines.	0:05:36	0:05:40
Gagne rolls into the lead around the first turn	0:05:40	0:05:42
with Turbo hot on his tail into the straightway.	0:05:42	0:05:44
-Hey, there he goes again. -BOTH LAUGHING	0:05:44	0:05:46
And down the home stretch, the crowd goes wild!	0:05:46	0:05:49
Go, Turbo!	0:05:49	0:05:50
They're neck and neck! Gagne, Turbo! Turbo, Gagne!	0:05:50	0:05:53
And it looks like the winner is...	0:05:53	0:05:55
SNAILS CHANTING: Turbo!	0:05:55	0:05:57
Oh! So close!	0:05:57	0:05:58
-It's a photo finish! -ALL LAUGHING	0:05:58	0:05:59
-FEMALE SNAIL: -Overripe!	0:06:04	0:06:05
ALL LAUGHING	0:06:05	0:06:08
All right, all right, knock it off.	0:06:08	0:06:11
Talk to your brother, Chet. Or I will.	0:06:11	0:06:14
I'm on it, Carl.	0:06:14	0:06:15
This will not happen again.	0:06:15	0:06:16
Uh-huh. Heard that before.	0:06:16	0:06:18
-NERVOUS CHUCKLE -OK.	0:06:18	0:06:20
SIGHS	0:06:20	0:06:21
-FOREMAN: -That's lunch!	0:06:23	0:06:25
You do this to yourself, you know.	0:06:39	0:06:42
I mean, look at you.	0:06:43	0:06:45
How could they not make fun of you?	0:06:45	0:06:48
It's like you're almost forcing them.	0:06:48	0:06:50
-SIGHS -If you'd just quit it with the speed stuff...	0:06:50	0:06:54
I can't help it.	0:06:54	0:06:55
It's in me.	0:06:55	0:06:57
Mmm, no. It is not "in" you.	0:06:57	0:06:58
Says who?	0:06:58	0:06:59
Nature. Mother Nature.	0:06:59	0:07:02
Maybe you've heard of her?	0:07:02	0:07:03
We all have our limitations, Theo.	0:07:03	0:07:06
And the sooner you accept the dull,	0:07:06	0:07:09
miserable reality of your existence,	0:07:09	0:07:11
the happier you'll be.	0:07:11	0:07:14
Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?	0:07:14	0:07:17
Heads up! Shell crusher, two o' clock!	0:07:19	0:07:23
SLURPING	0:07:23	0:07:24
CRACKING LAUGHS	0:07:27	0:07:28
All right, people, you know the drill.	0:07:28	0:07:30
Tuck and roll!	0:07:30	0:07:31
Can't tuck. I can't tuck!	0:07:34	0:07:37
Theo, tuck and roll!	0:07:41	0:07:43
We've been over this. I don't tuck and roll.	0:07:43	0:07:44
You have a shell for a reason. Use it.	0:07:44	0:07:47
You use it.	0:07:47	0:07:48
I mean, come on, he's not even looking this way.	0:07:48	0:07:50
Hey, Juice Box, nice tricycle!	0:07:50	0:07:52
You see what I'm saying?	0:07:52	0:07:54
All right, good hustle.	0:07:59	0:08:00
-Good hustle, everybody! -SCOFFS	0:08:00	0:08:02
Almost everybody.	0:08:02	0:08:04
-THEO: -Quitting time!	0:08:05	0:08:06
Goodnight, Jim! Night, Sally!	0:08:06	0:08:08
Night, Steve! I don't know your name.	0:08:08	0:08:09
I'm out of here! Bye!	0:08:09	0:08:11
ANNOUNCER: You're watching Fast!	0:08:11	0:08:13
Sponsored by Adrenalode!	0:08:13	0:08:16
THEO: Adrenalode, not legal in Utah and South Dakota.	0:08:16	0:08:17
Do not exceed more than two cans of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.	0:08:17	0:08:19
Do not expose Adrenalode to flame, or to water, or to sand.	0:08:19	0:08:22
Yes!	0:08:22	0:08:23
Oh! IN RASPY VOICE: That tastes awesome.	0:08:24	0:08:27
Welcome back to The Road to Indianapolis.	0:08:27	0:08:29
I'm here with five-time Indy champ, the legendary Guy Gagne!	0:08:29	0:08:33
THEO: I love you, Guy!	0:08:33	0:08:34
Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice for the future racers out there	0:08:34	0:08:36
who might be watching at home right now?	0:08:36	0:08:37
Oh, my gosh. That's me, that's me.	0:08:37	0:08:39
Well, there comes a time in every race	0:08:39	0:08:41
when a driver is forced to make that one, key, split-second decision.	0:08:41	0:08:46
Fall behind, or push ahead.	0:08:46	0:08:48
Push ahead!	0:08:48	0:08:49
To take a chance and risk it all,	0:08:49	0:08:52
or play it safe and suffer defeat.	0:08:52	0:08:55
Risk it all, Guy!	0:08:55	0:08:56
But what really separates the racers from the champions...	0:08:56	0:08:58
Yes!	0:08:58	0:09:00
..that one thing that separates	0:09:00	0:09:02
the ordinary from the extraordinary...	0:09:02	0:09:04
What is it?	0:09:04	0:09:06
That one thing is...	0:09:06	0:09:08
GASPS	0:09:10	0:09:11
GRUNTING	0:09:12	0:09:14
No!	0:09:14	0:09:16
No, you didn't!	0:09:16	0:09:17
No! No! No! No! No!	0:09:17	0:09:19
Come back to me, TV!	0:09:19	0:09:22
SOBBING	0:09:22	0:09:24
WHINES	0:09:27	0:09:28
CREAKING GASPS	0:09:28	0:09:31
GRUNTING	0:09:36	0:09:38
Whoa. CHUCKLES	0:09:38	0:09:41
-'Only you have your finger on the...' -It's working!	0:09:41	0:09:43
CRASHES	0:09:44	0:09:46
-'Morning, Bob. -'Morning, Sally.	0:09:46	0:09:48
'Morning, Steve.	0:09:48	0:09:49
-CAWING -'Morning...	0:09:49	0:09:50
ALL SIGHING	0:09:51	0:09:54
You know, this is good.	0:09:54	0:09:55
Yes, this is good.	0:09:55	0:09:57
I daresay we've had a breakthrough, here.	0:09:57	0:09:59
With that TV gone, you can finally get out of that garage	0:09:59	0:10:03
and put all that racing nonsense behind you.	0:10:03	0:10:06
And do what?	0:10:06	0:10:07
Start living your life.	0:10:07	0:10:09
I have a life?	0:10:09	0:10:10
RUMBLING	0:10:10	0:10:11
Big Red?	0:10:13	0:10:14
Big Red!	0:10:15	0:10:17
I can't tuck. I can't tuck!	0:10:17	0:10:20
-Yes! -Finally!	0:10:23	0:10:25
All right, let's chow down!	0:10:25	0:10:27
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the brakes, people.	0:10:27	0:10:29
It's Gardener Day.	0:10:29	0:10:31
You're quitting? Just like that?	0:10:38	0:10:41
Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.	0:10:41	0:10:44
That's a bad thing. LAWNMOWER SPUTTERING	0:10:44	0:10:46
"There comes a time in every race	0:10:53	0:10:55
"when a driver is forced to make	0:10:55	0:10:56
"that one, key, split-second decision."	0:10:56	0:10:59
What did he just say?	0:10:59	0:11:00
"Take a chance and risk it all,	0:11:00	0:11:02
"or play it safe and suffer defeat."	0:11:02	0:11:04
-CHUCKLING -OK, enough with the crazy talk, Theo.	0:11:04	0:11:08
Just step away from the grass and get back to work.	0:11:08	0:11:11
Theo!	0:11:11	0:11:12
And the cars are at the starting line.	0:11:12	0:11:14
Gentlemen, start your engines.	0:11:16	0:11:19
ENGINE STARTING	0:11:19	0:11:21
And once again, it's Turbo out front.	0:11:25	0:11:28
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING	0:11:28	0:11:29
ECHOING No dream is too big.	0:11:30	0:11:34
In the high lane! At the stripe!	0:11:37	0:11:40
MUSIC STOPS WHIRRING	0:11:40	0:11:41
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES	0:11:41	0:11:43
CROWD CHEERING	0:11:47	0:11:48
And it looks like the winner is...	0:11:52	0:11:54
Tuck and roll, Theo! Tuck and roll!	0:11:55	0:11:58
No!	0:12:03	0:12:04
Aw.	0:12:20	0:12:21
CLICKING TONGUE	0:12:21	0:12:22
Are you insane?	0:12:26	0:12:28
You could've gotten yourself killed!	0:12:28	0:12:30
Theo, what were you thinking?	0:12:30	0:12:31
I thought I could get there.	0:12:37	0:12:39
When are you going to wake up?	0:12:40	0:12:42
THUNDER RUMBLING	0:13:11	0:13:12
ENGINES ROARING	0:13:47	0:13:48
GASPS	0:13:51	0:13:53
I wish...	0:14:06	0:14:08
I wish I was...	0:14:08	0:14:10
AIRPLANE APPROACHING	0:14:10	0:14:11
HONKING	0:14:21	0:14:22
GASPS	0:14:27	0:14:28
YELPING	0:14:28	0:14:29
EXHALES That was close.	0:14:45	0:14:46
ENGINE STARTING	0:14:46	0:14:48
ENGINES REVVING	0:14:51	0:14:52
Oh, no.	0:15:05	0:15:07
TYRES SCREECHING	0:15:07	0:15:08
SCREAMING	0:15:08	0:15:10
LAUGHING	0:15:16	0:15:17
Yeah!	0:15:17	0:15:19
GRUNTS	0:15:21	0:15:22
No, no, no! Come on! Faster!	0:15:26	0:15:28
SCREAMING	0:15:32	0:15:34
THEO YELPING	0:15:37	0:15:38
POWERING UP	0:15:49	0:15:50
No, no, no!	0:15:54	0:15:55
SCREAMING	0:16:22	0:16:23
GROANS	0:16:27	0:16:28
GROANING	0:16:31	0:16:33
What happened?	0:16:33	0:16:35
GASPS Hey, hey, hey! Get out of here!	0:16:37	0:16:39
Not dead! Not dead! SHUDDERS	0:16:39	0:16:42
BIRDS CAWING GASPS	0:16:42	0:16:43
Ugh! It reeks in here.	0:16:52	0:16:54
It's like wearing a hat made out of feet.	0:16:54	0:16:58
GRUNTING	0:16:58	0:17:00
SIGHS IN RELIEF	0:17:01	0:17:03
Home.	0:17:05	0:17:07
Aah! Aah!	0:17:13	0:17:15
CHUCKLES	0:17:17	0:17:19
All right.	0:17:19	0:17:20
I'm OK.	0:17:20	0:17:22
SIGHS IN RELIEF	0:17:22	0:17:23
Oh.	0:17:26	0:17:28
That's peculiar.	0:17:28	0:17:29
YELPING	0:17:35	0:17:38
OK, what's happening to me?	0:17:38	0:17:40
ALARM BLARING Oh! What? That's me!	0:17:40	0:17:43
Oh, come on! Stop it!	0:17:43	0:17:45
Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!	0:17:45	0:17:47
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! GRUNTS	0:17:47	0:17:51
BLARING STOPS	0:17:51	0:17:53
Welcome, everyone, to this monthly safety meeting.	0:17:57	0:17:59
CAWING	0:17:59	0:18:00
Well, there goes Jerry.	0:18:02	0:18:04
I'm going to hand things over to Chet, now,	0:18:04	0:18:06
who has some important new policies to go over.	0:18:06	0:18:09
Thank you very much, Carl. Good afternoon, everyone.	0:18:09	0:18:13
I'm happy to "poli-see" you all here today.	0:18:13	0:18:18
CHET CHUCKLES	0:18:18	0:18:20
OK. I would like to begin with some very exciting news.	0:18:20	0:18:24
The latest figures are in.	0:18:24	0:18:26
Accidental smushes were down 15%.	0:18:26	0:18:29
Well done, team.	0:18:29	0:18:30
ALL APPLAUDING	0:18:30	0:18:32
GROANS	0:18:32	0:18:34
MAN ON RADIO: # It's tricky to rock a rhyme	0:18:34	0:18:35
# To rock a rhyme That's right, on time	0:18:35	0:18:37
# It's tricky T-t-tricky, tricky... #	0:18:37	0:18:41
FEMALE DJ ON RADIO: Yo, yo! You're listening to 98.6	0:18:41	0:18:43
where hip-hop... IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH: ..beats.	0:18:43	0:18:46
NERVOUS CHUCKLE	0:18:47	0:18:48
MAN 1 ON RADIO: # What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa! #	0:18:51	0:18:55
MAN 2 SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO	0:18:55	0:18:57
MAN 2 WHOOPING LATIN MUSIC PLAYING	0:18:57	0:18:59
SLURPS	0:19:05	0:19:07
MAN 3 ON RADIO: # Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot... #	0:19:08	0:19:12
SIGHS Finally.	0:19:12	0:19:15
IMITATES MOTORCYCLE REVVING	0:19:15	0:19:16
GASPS	0:19:16	0:19:17
LAUGHS	0:19:17	0:19:19
Huh?	0:19:19	0:19:21
PANTING	0:19:21	0:19:23
What in the...	0:19:23	0:19:24
SCREAMING	0:19:34	0:19:36
Whoa, whoa, whoa!	0:19:36	0:19:37
Oh!	0:19:41	0:19:42
SHOUTING	0:19:52	0:19:53
GASPS	0:19:54	0:19:55
THEO YELPING	0:20:05	0:20:06
SCREAMS	0:20:14	0:20:15
Whoa!	0:20:15	0:20:17
LAUGHS	0:20:17	0:20:18
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!	0:20:22	0:20:24
-Help! -LAUGHS	0:20:25	0:20:27
Stop! Stop, stop!	0:20:27	0:20:30
-Mom! -GROANS	0:20:30	0:20:32
SOBS	0:20:32	0:20:33
LAUGHS Yeah! Whoa!	0:20:33	0:20:35
Oh, no!	0:20:37	0:20:38
And so, in preparation for Crow Awareness Week...	0:20:38	0:20:41
SNORING	0:20:41	0:20:42
..I'd just like to say...	0:20:42	0:20:44
BICYCLE BELL RINGING	0:20:44	0:20:45
-Tuck and roll! -ALL LAUGHING	0:20:45	0:20:47
No, I'm not kidding! Tuck and roll!	0:20:47	0:20:50
BELL RINGING	0:20:50	0:20:51
Look out!	0:20:51	0:20:52
Granted, yes,	0:21:00	0:21:01
I admit that there's been a wee bit of damage to inventory, here,	0:21:01	0:21:07
but if you'd just let me explain...	0:21:07	0:21:08
You're fired!	0:21:08	0:21:09
Whoa, OK, Carl, if you just give him one more chance,	0:21:09	0:21:13
I promise that this will never, ever...	0:21:13	0:21:15
You don't understand. YOU'RE fired.	0:21:15	0:21:18
"You," plural. Yous. Y'all. BOTH of you!	0:21:18	0:21:22
GROWLING	0:21:24	0:21:25
SIGHS	0:21:29	0:21:30
Chet. I'm so sorry.	0:21:30	0:21:33
You have to believe me, I didn't mean for this to...	0:21:34	0:21:36
-All my life. -LAUGHING	0:21:36	0:21:38
All my life, I've defended you, covered for you,	0:21:40	0:21:43
stood up for you, apologised for you,	0:21:43	0:21:46
and THIS is what I get in return.	0:21:46	0:21:48
Dragged down with you on your sinking ship.	0:21:48	0:21:51
A nice, comfy deck chair on the SS Theo!	0:21:51	0:21:55
Aye-aye, Captain!	0:21:55	0:21:57
I'm really sorry.	0:21:57	0:21:58
What is wrong with you?	0:21:58	0:21:59
THEO: I don't know. All I know is, the other night,	0:21:59	0:22:02
I'm standing above the 101, and all of a sudden...	0:22:02	0:22:04
It was a rhetorical question!	0:22:04	0:22:06
CAWING CHET SCREAMS	0:22:06	0:22:07
Chet!	0:22:07	0:22:08
Help! The world is moving!	0:22:08	0:22:11
SCREAMS	0:22:21	0:22:22
Coming through!	0:22:27	0:22:28
OK, I'm going to wake up any minute now.	0:22:32	0:22:35
Wake up! Wake up!	0:22:35	0:22:36
SCREAMING	0:22:42	0:22:44
Chet?	0:22:47	0:22:48
Easy now, fellas. You really don't want to do this.	0:23:05	0:23:08
ALL CAWING	0:23:08	0:23:10
YELPS	0:23:10	0:23:11
Chet!	0:23:13	0:23:14
THEO REVVING	0:23:18	0:23:19
CAWS	0:23:32	0:23:34
PANTING	0:23:35	0:23:36
-CHET: -Am I dead? Is this...heaven?	0:23:38	0:23:43
I pictured it...cleaner.	0:23:43	0:23:45
Come on, get up.	0:23:45	0:23:46
-GASPS -Theo. Whoa. The crows got you, too.	0:23:46	0:23:50
What? No, Chet, it wasn't the crows. It was...	0:23:50	0:23:54
CAR HORNS HONKING GASPS	0:23:54	0:23:55
Look at this place.	0:23:55	0:23:57
Broken glass, rusty nails. Breathe.	0:23:57	0:24:00
-Discarded salt packets! -A few, yeah.	0:24:00	0:24:02
It's like a minefield out here.	0:24:02	0:24:04
-GASPS -Oh! Oh, no. I've got tetanus. I've got tetanus.	0:24:05	0:24:08
-My jaw is locking up. -GRUNTING	0:24:08	0:24:11
Chet, will you calm down? There is no reason to panic.	0:24:11	0:24:15
Everything's going to be just fine.	0:24:15	0:24:19
BOTH GASP	0:24:19	0:24:20
-Well, well, well. Buenas noches, little amigos. -LAUGHS	0:24:20	0:24:25
This must be my lucky day.	0:24:25	0:24:27
Hola. It's Tito.	0:24:32	0:24:33
Hey, tell everyone I'm bringing it.	0:24:33	0:24:36
ENGINE STARTS	0:24:36	0:24:37
LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO	0:24:37	0:24:39
TURNS VOLUME UP	0:24:40	0:24:41
SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH	0:24:43	0:24:44
TITO LAUGHS	0:24:48	0:24:50
SIREN WAILING	0:24:50	0:24:52
CONTINUES SINGING	0:24:54	0:24:56
What is this place?	0:25:07	0:25:10
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:25:14	0:25:15
Well, well, well.	0:25:16	0:25:17
Somebody better call the cops,	0:25:17	0:25:19
-because I'm about to make a killing. -LAUGHS	0:25:19	0:25:21
Killing?	0:25:21	0:25:22
What'd he drag in this time?	0:25:22	0:25:26
Ha! Whiplash is going to eat them up.	0:25:26	0:25:29
WHIMPERS It's going to be a slaughter.	0:25:29	0:25:31
Mm-hmm, dead meat.	0:25:31	0:25:33
GASPING	0:25:33	0:25:34
We're going to die. We're going to die.	0:25:34	0:25:35
-POPPING -Oh! Oh!	0:25:40	0:25:42
Come on, come on. Now, hurry up.	0:25:42	0:25:44
STRUGGLING	0:25:45	0:25:46
A little far from home aren't you, garden snail?	0:25:49	0:25:53
-LAUGHS MENACINGLY -Hey, I think we got a crier here.	0:25:53	0:25:57
Let's do this! WHOOPS	0:25:57	0:25:58
-I got this one! -Oh, I got this one!	0:25:58	0:26:01
Yeah. Yeah, yeah!	0:26:01	0:26:02
Come on! This is me!	0:26:02	0:26:03
-Time to go, Theo. -WHIMPERING	0:26:03	0:26:05
TITO: Ready...	0:26:05	0:26:07
IMITATES CAR REVVING YELPS	0:26:07	0:26:08
Set...	0:26:08	0:26:09
ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING	0:26:09	0:26:10
Go!	0:26:14	0:26:15
ALL SHOUTING	0:26:15	0:26:17
ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING	0:26:20	0:26:22
SCREAMING	0:26:22	0:26:23
-LAUGHS -Look. He dead.	0:26:26	0:26:27
ALL LAUGHING	0:26:27	0:26:28
Taco Man found dead snail.	0:26:28	0:26:30
What?	0:26:37	0:26:38
SCREAMING	0:26:50	0:26:52
SCREECHING	0:27:02	0:27:03
Run!	0:27:04	0:27:06
Santa Maria!	0:27:11	0:27:12
What did you say your name was again?	0:27:12	0:27:14
My name is Turbo.	0:27:14	0:27:17
Aw! I wish I could rename myself.	0:27:17	0:27:19
Where did you find him?	0:27:19	0:27:20
-How did he do that? -Where did you come from?	0:27:20	0:27:22
Hey, how'd you do that?	0:27:22	0:27:24
Theo. A word, please.	0:27:24	0:27:26
OK, that was... Um...	0:27:26	0:27:28
Amazing, right?	0:27:28	0:27:29
If you think that's something, check this out. Ooh!	0:27:29	0:27:31
Ahhh! Turn it off!	0:27:31	0:27:32
Sorry. High beams. Sorry.	0:27:32	0:27:34
BEEPING Ooh, that's a new one.	0:27:34	0:27:36
It's OK, it's OK, Theo. Just hang in there.	0:27:36	0:27:39
As soon as we get home, we're going to get you fixed.	0:27:39	0:27:42
What? I don't need to be fixed. STAMMERS	0:27:42	0:27:44
There's nothing wrong with me, Chet.	0:27:44	0:27:45
Nothing wrong with you? Well, you're...	0:27:45	0:27:49
You're a freak of nature.	0:27:49	0:27:50
I know, I know! Isn't it great?	0:27:50	0:27:52
Theo!	0:27:52	0:27:53
You know what? I prefer "Turbo."	0:27:53	0:27:55
I don't know what crazy lab you escaped from	0:27:56	0:27:59
but you're amazing, Little Amigo. Amazing!	0:27:59	0:28:02
-ANGELO: -Tito!	0:28:02	0:28:03
Mmm?	0:28:03	0:28:05
Um, one second, please.	0:28:05	0:28:07
Do you see that sign? What does it say?	0:28:07	0:28:10
Angelo...	0:28:10	0:28:11
It says, "Dos Bros Tacos."	0:28:11	0:28:13
"Dos" Bros, Tito. Not "Uno" Bro.	0:28:13	0:28:16
You're supposed to be out there, selling tacos,	0:28:16	0:28:19
not racing snails.	0:28:19	0:28:20
I know, but this little guy is something special.	0:28:20	0:28:23
I'm telling you, Angelo,	0:28:23	0:28:24
the customers are going to be lining up around the block.	0:28:24	0:28:27
I can see it already.	0:28:27	0:28:29
"Come for the snail racing, stay for the chimichangas." Huh?	0:28:29	0:28:34
Get your head out of the clouds, Tito.	0:28:34	0:28:37
It's enough with your crazy schemes.	0:28:37	0:28:39
No! You're a taco genius, Angelo.	0:28:39	0:28:42
And it is my mission in life to share your gift with the world.	0:28:42	0:28:47
Great. Then first thing in the morning,	0:28:47	0:28:49
get in that truck and go sell some tacos.	0:28:49	0:28:53
SIGHS	0:28:53	0:28:54
Ah, Tito.	0:28:54	0:28:56
SIGHS	0:28:57	0:28:58
You sure you had enough to eat? Are you tired?	0:29:03	0:29:05
Here, I made up your bed.	0:29:05	0:29:09
Now, it might get a little chilly tonight.	0:29:09	0:29:12
So, I warmed up your blanket.	0:29:12	0:29:14
There you go. All comfy and cosy.	0:29:15	0:29:20
Sweet dreams, Little Amigo. I'll see you in the morning.	0:29:20	0:29:24
CHUCKLES	0:29:24	0:29:25
Did he really just kiss you goodnight?	0:29:25	0:29:28
He did. Jealous? THUMPING ON DOOR	0:29:28	0:29:30
Question. What gives with the super-speed?	0:29:34	0:29:36
Hey, hey, you a robot?	0:29:36	0:29:37
Are you radioactive, homie?	0:29:37	0:29:39
Is it contagious?	0:29:39	0:29:40
Give the kid some space.	0:29:40	0:29:42
I'm Whiplash. And this here is my crew.	0:29:43	0:29:46
-I'm Skidmark! -SQUEAKING	0:29:46	0:29:49
Ah, yeah!	0:29:50	0:29:52
And I'm Burn. Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.	0:29:52	0:29:56
The name is Smoove Move. I set the tone around here, you dig?	0:29:56	0:29:59
Now check this. Right about now,	0:29:59	0:30:00
I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow motion, baby.	0:30:00	0:30:04
BOTH: Whoa...	0:30:04	0:30:06
Here one second, gone the next.	0:30:06	0:30:08
They call me the White Shadow!	0:30:08	0:30:11
Because I'm so fast, all you see is my shadow.	0:30:11	0:30:15
I don't get it.	0:30:15	0:30:17
I'm fast, like a shadow!	0:30:17	0:30:19
Yeah, but shadows, they're not inherently fast.	0:30:19	0:30:23
White Shadow...	0:30:23	0:30:25
I can still see you.	0:30:25	0:30:26
Listen, garden snail, you clearly	0:30:26	0:30:28
got the skills to pay the bills.	0:30:28	0:30:30
If snails had to pay bills, that is.	0:30:30	0:30:33
You would be able to pay them.	0:30:33	0:30:34
Yeah, bills.	0:30:34	0:30:36
Paid in full, son.	0:30:36	0:30:37
So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.	0:30:37	0:30:41
SUPPRESSED CHUCKLE	0:30:41	0:30:42
Join your crew?	0:30:42	0:30:44
Did I say something humorous?	0:30:44	0:30:46
I'm sorry. It's just that you guys are, you know,	0:30:46	0:30:49
kind of slow-ish.	0:30:49	0:30:52
ALL: Oh! Really? To our faces?	0:30:52	0:30:54
Theo, what are you doing?	0:30:54	0:30:56
Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.	0:30:56	0:31:00
-Heard what? -LAUGHS NERVOUSLY -I didn't hear anything.	0:31:00	0:31:03
Nothing out of order, did you, Theo?	0:31:03	0:31:04
Oh, I meant what I said.	0:31:04	0:31:05
Then you better put your money where your mouth is.	0:31:05	0:31:08
Snails don't have money.	0:31:08	0:31:09
Otherwise, we'd be able to pay the bills. Remember?	0:31:09	0:31:12
Your trash talk is needlessly complicated.	0:31:12	0:31:14
Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills are overdue?	0:31:14	0:31:19
Enough talk. It's time for action.	0:31:19	0:31:23
It's simple. First one to the top of that shooting star wins.	0:31:23	0:31:29
SCOFFS You guys? Way up there, huh? Awesome.	0:31:29	0:31:33
Let me get my calendar so I can time you.	0:31:33	0:31:35
-SCOFFS -Oh, you got jokes, rookie?	0:31:35	0:31:37
Laugh it up, garden snail.	0:31:37	0:31:39
On your mark...	0:31:39	0:31:40
-MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain -Get yourself set...	0:31:40	0:31:43
Prepare to be White Shadowed!	0:31:43	0:31:47
ALL WHOOPING	0:31:47	0:31:49
BOTH: Whoa!	0:31:49	0:31:50
Yeah!	0:31:52	0:31:54
Whoo!	0:31:54	0:31:55
Yeah! Bam!	0:31:55	0:31:56
Coming through!	0:31:57	0:31:59
Oh! Those guys are crazy!	0:31:59	0:32:00
Those guys are awesome.	0:32:00	0:32:02
Hey, player! The party up here!	0:32:04	0:32:06
Whoo!	0:32:06	0:32:08
WHOOPING	0:32:10	0:32:12
How do I get up there?	0:32:13	0:32:14
Later!	0:32:29	0:32:31
LAUGHING Oh!	0:32:31	0:32:32
MUSIC DISTORTS	0:32:39	0:32:41
JUMP AROUND CONTINUES PLAYING	0:32:43	0:32:44
Coming through!	0:32:44	0:32:46
Yeah!	0:32:46	0:32:47
-Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail? -ALL LAUGHING	0:32:49	0:32:52
LAUGHS Today, everything changes!	0:32:56	0:32:59
-ANGELO: -Tito, what are you doing?	0:33:02	0:33:04
Planning a "taco-volution"!	0:33:04	0:33:06
It's a little concept that I came up with. When you combine the words...	0:33:06	0:33:09
"Taco" and "revolution." I get it.	0:33:09	0:33:12
But how is that supposed to help us sell tacos?	0:33:12	0:33:15
Patience, bro. Taco-volutions don't happen in a day.	0:33:15	0:33:19
# Tacos, I say	0:33:19	0:33:20
# Talking about a taco-volution ANGELO GROANS	0:33:20	0:33:23
# Sauce and chips Mmm... #	0:33:23	0:33:25
TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.	0:33:27	0:33:29
Oh, oh, oh!	0:33:29	0:33:31
Famous for its appearance...	0:33:31	0:33:32
GROANS	0:33:34	0:33:35
Get! Get out! BIRDS CAWING	0:33:35	0:33:37
-TITO: -Sorry, Paz. Can you throw that up here?	0:33:45	0:33:49
-WHIPLASH: -Coming to getcha! I'm coming to getcha!	0:33:49	0:33:51
-BURN: -Bye.	0:33:51	0:33:52
PHONE RINGS Hey!	0:33:52	0:33:54
Valley Hobby, this is Bobby, how can I help you?	0:33:54	0:33:58
No, you got the wrong number. Yeah, OK.	0:33:58	0:34:01
SIGHS	0:34:01	0:34:03
-WHIPLASH: -That's what I'm talking about!	0:34:03	0:34:05
You want Jackson Five on your feet? One Jackson per toe.	0:34:05	0:34:08
Sure, knock yourself out.	0:34:09	0:34:12
Can't get no better.	0:34:22	0:34:25
SIGHS	0:34:32	0:34:33
EXHALES	0:34:44	0:34:45
Mmm!	0:34:52	0:34:53
-CHET: -OK. So, what's your plan, huh?	0:34:56	0:34:59
Stay here in this rundown strip mall?	0:34:59	0:35:02
With a bunch of lunatic snails,	0:35:02	0:35:05
and a nutso taco man who is using you to sell Mexican food?	0:35:05	0:35:09
Because if that's your plan, then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!	0:35:09	0:35:14
My ears are burning. I hope you're not talking about me.	0:35:14	0:35:19
You two seem to have a special connection, Little Amigo,	0:35:19	0:35:21
and Snail Who Seems To Be Friends With Little Amigo.	0:35:21	0:35:25
Is this your mother?	0:35:25	0:35:27
-LAUGHING -Your sister?	0:35:27	0:35:29
Oh! Say no more. It's your girlfriend.	0:35:29	0:35:34
SNORTING GRUMBLES	0:35:34	0:35:36
Ah, she's a cutie.	0:35:36	0:35:39
Ow!	0:35:39	0:35:41
Hmm.	0:35:41	0:35:42
Women.	0:35:44	0:35:46
SIGHS	0:35:46	0:35:47
I have to admit,	0:35:47	0:35:49
I was kind of hoping the taco-volution would've started by now.	0:35:49	0:35:52
SIGHS	0:35:55	0:35:57
GROANS	0:35:57	0:35:58
It doesn't make sense.	0:35:58	0:36:00
With my brains and your speed,	0:36:00	0:36:02
we should be destined for greatness, right?	0:36:02	0:36:05
We need to think big, Little Amigo.	0:36:06	0:36:08
I'm talking commercials, talk shows, county fairs.	0:36:08	0:36:12
Flea markets. No, farmers' markets. No, supermarkets.	0:36:13	0:36:16
We'll cover all the markets.	0:36:16	0:36:18
Quinceaeras, confirmations, graduations...	0:36:19	0:36:22
GASPS The Indy 500.	0:36:22	0:36:25
Ooh, I got it. We can have our very own telenovela!	0:36:25	0:36:29
What? No.	0:36:29	0:36:30
Oh...	0:36:42	0:36:44
THEO LAUGHS Whoo!	0:36:44	0:36:45
This is it, Chet. I knew we ended up here for a reason.	0:36:45	0:36:48
-CHET: -Will you just slow down for a second?	0:36:48	0:36:50
Slow down? Are you kidding? I'm never going slow again!	0:36:50	0:36:54
Theo, stop. Oh!	0:36:54	0:36:56
What are you trying to say?	0:36:57	0:36:59
I want to enter him in the Indy 500.	0:36:59	0:37:02
The Indy 500? What are you talking about?	0:37:02	0:37:05
What is he talking about?	0:37:05	0:37:06
Now, look, I know it may sound a little crazy...	0:37:06	0:37:08
No, no, no, Tito, that doesn't sound crazy.	0:37:08	0:37:11
Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi. That was crazy.	0:37:11	0:37:15
What? People love sushi.	0:37:15	0:37:16
Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo. That was crazy.	0:37:16	0:37:21
The babies were cute. The adults were just so mean.	0:37:21	0:37:24
Taco Man and his sidekick, the Churro.	0:37:24	0:37:27
Oh, that was off-the-hook crazy!	0:37:27	0:37:29
-SCOFFS -Crazy awesome.	0:37:29	0:37:31
But this, Tito? This is in a category all by itself.	0:37:31	0:37:36
Angelo, please.	0:37:36	0:37:37
Come on, Chet. Just hear me out.	0:37:37	0:37:39
Theo, a snail cannot race in a competition meant for cars.	0:37:39	0:37:43
There are rules.	0:37:43	0:37:45
Actually, I've been doing a lot of research,	0:37:45	0:37:47
and there's nothing in the rules	0:37:47	0:37:48
that says a snail can't enter the race.	0:37:48	0:37:50
There's nothing that says this sponge can't enter the race either,	0:37:50	0:37:52
but that doesn't mean it's ever going to happen.	0:37:52	0:37:55
-Millions of people watch that race. -Uh-huh.	0:37:55	0:37:57
This could put us on the map, bro.	0:37:57	0:37:59
Trying to work, here.	0:37:59	0:38:00
Oh, come on, Angelo.	0:38:00	0:38:02
All we have to do is raise the 20,000 registration fee.	0:38:02	0:38:04
What?	0:38:04	0:38:05
-I figured, once we sell the truck... -Sell the...	0:38:05	0:38:07
Are you even listening to yourself, Tito?	0:38:07	0:38:09
You want to invest our entire life savings in a snail!	0:38:09	0:38:15
I'm telling you, this snail crawled into our lives for a reason.	0:38:15	0:38:19
I think he could be our little shooting star.	0:38:19	0:38:22
Did you hear that, Chet? This guy believes in me.	0:38:22	0:38:24
That guy is as crazy as you are.	0:38:24	0:38:26
They'll never let you into that race.	0:38:26	0:38:28
And even if they did, you wouldn't survive one lap.	0:38:28	0:38:30
-Yeah, but... -Angelo, listen...	0:38:30	0:38:32
-Tito! -Theo!	0:38:32	0:38:33
Not every dream is meant to come true.	0:38:33	0:38:35
-Yeah, what he said. -BOTH SIGH	0:38:35	0:38:39
CHUCKLES	0:38:39	0:38:40
A snail in the Indy 500.	0:38:40	0:38:44
What will you think of next?	0:38:44	0:38:47
SIGHS	0:38:49	0:38:50
REVVING	0:38:50	0:38:51
Don't worry, Little Amigo. We'll get that entrance fee somehow.	0:38:54	0:38:57
METAL DOORS CLOSING	0:38:57	0:38:58
Hmm.	0:39:01	0:39:02
Now, I know some people may say	0:39:05	0:39:07
20,000 sounds like a lot of money.	0:39:07	0:39:09
It is a lot of money.	0:39:09	0:39:10
And I know some people may say I'm crazy.	0:39:10	0:39:13
But I say, when a snail crawls into your life at 200mph,	0:39:13	0:39:18
then you'd have to be crazy not to grab onto that shell,	0:39:18	0:39:20
and take a ride of a lifetime.	0:39:20	0:39:22
-GASPS -Now, in case you're still not convinced...	0:39:22	0:39:26
Boom! Check out my well-designed endorsement poster.	0:39:26	0:39:29
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS PLAYING ON RADIO	0:39:29	0:39:30
# ..are the champions, my friends... #	0:39:30	0:39:34
GRUNTING	0:39:34	0:39:36
What's your point, Tito?	0:39:36	0:39:38
My point is, we got a chance to change our lives for the better.	0:39:39	0:39:43
To make Starlight Plaza the great place we all know it could be.	0:39:43	0:39:47
Now, come on.	0:39:47	0:39:48
Who's ready to sponsor the next Indy 500 champion?	0:39:48	0:39:53
SQUEAKING	0:39:53	0:39:54
Sorry, Tito, but I've got work to do.	0:39:56	0:40:00
No, you don't. None of you do.	0:40:00	0:40:03
I don't get it. That poster was awesome.	0:40:04	0:40:07
Oh, well, good try, you did your best. Time to go home, Theo.	0:40:08	0:40:12
Oh, we're going to Indianapolis, Chet.	0:40:12	0:40:15
Don't you worry your chubby little face about that.	0:40:15	0:40:18
All right, team.	0:40:19	0:40:20
NECKS CRUNCHING	0:40:20	0:40:22
Snail up!	0:40:22	0:40:24
POPPING	0:40:24	0:40:26
TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.	0:40:26	0:40:29
Famous for its appearance in such movies as... GASPS	0:40:29	0:40:32
You've just been White Shadowed!	0:40:32	0:40:33
Oh! Whoo!	0:40:33	0:40:36
Next stop is the Starlight Plaza.	0:40:36	0:40:38
TYRES SCREECHING	0:40:38	0:40:39
HORNS HONKING	0:40:39	0:40:40
CHILDREN WHOOPING Yes!	0:40:42	0:40:43
Burn. Let's get this party started.	0:40:45	0:40:47
You know it.	0:40:47	0:40:49
Snailed it.	0:40:52	0:40:53
Skidmark. You bringing the beverages?	0:40:53	0:40:55
Oh, I got a beverage for you. And a beverage for you.	0:40:55	0:40:58
WHIMPERING	0:41:00	0:41:01
LAUGHING	0:41:01	0:41:02
AIR HISSING	0:41:04	0:41:06
Light her up, Turbo. Do your thing, baby.	0:41:06	0:41:09
ALL GASPING	0:41:12	0:41:13
Hey, Angelo! We got customers.	0:41:15	0:41:18
Whoa!	0:41:18	0:41:19
OK, you ready?	0:41:25	0:41:27
Go!	0:41:28	0:41:29
CHILDREN GASP	0:41:29	0:41:30
Huh?	0:41:33	0:41:35
CHEERING	0:41:35	0:41:36
-GRUNTS -All right. You're good to go.	0:41:37	0:41:40
OK, everybody. Back on the bus.	0:41:40	0:41:42
Oh, Mama, you look good!	0:41:42	0:41:44
Bye. Come again. I do weddings, bar mitzvahs.	0:41:44	0:41:47
-Thank you. -Come back soon.	0:41:47	0:41:49
Tomorrow, later on today. I'll be here.	0:41:49	0:41:51
Good luck with that snail of yours.	0:41:51	0:41:53
Thank you, my friend.	0:41:53	0:41:54
I gotta hand it to you, Tito.	0:41:54	0:41:56
For once, one of your crazy schemes worked.	0:41:56	0:41:59
-CHUCKLES -I know!	0:41:59	0:42:00
And, hey, if we did better because of that billboard,	0:42:00	0:42:02
just imagine what the Indy 500 could do.	0:42:02	0:42:05
Hey, don't go crazy on me.	0:42:05	0:42:07
We had a good day. We sold a few extra tacos.	0:42:07	0:42:11
It's good enough.	0:42:11	0:42:13
-You better not mess this up, Tito. -Mm-hm.	0:42:29	0:42:32
GASPS	0:42:32	0:42:33
LAUGHS	0:42:33	0:42:34
Oh, no.	0:42:34	0:42:35
Oh, yes. We're going to Indianapolis, Chet!	0:42:35	0:42:38
"I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy" to the "Wizzah." You dig?	0:42:38	0:42:43
ALL LAUGH Yes, sir.	0:42:43	0:42:45
CUSTOMER: One breakfast burrito, please.	0:42:45	0:42:47
EXPLOSION	0:42:47	0:42:48
COUGHING	0:42:48	0:42:49
That's it. I'm sorry, honey. Today is the day.	0:42:52	0:42:56
Tito!	0:43:00	0:43:03
MUSIC: Goin' Back To Indiana by The Jackson 5	0:43:03	0:43:06
SNAILS WHOOPING	0:43:06	0:43:07
Are you ready, big man?	0:43:07	0:43:08
On three. One, two...	0:43:08	0:43:11
Indy, baby!	0:43:12	0:43:15
RINGING	0:43:15	0:43:16
SIGHS	0:43:21	0:43:22
HORNS HONKING	0:43:26	0:43:27
Oh, oh!	0:43:33	0:43:34
I got it! "Fasty"!	0:43:34	0:43:37
Are you kidding me?	0:43:37	0:43:38
Huh?	0:43:42	0:43:43
Oh!	0:43:43	0:43:44
"Turbo"!	0:43:44	0:43:46
All right, as the kids say, "Time to plump your ride."	0:43:47	0:43:51
Oh, heck, no!	0:43:51	0:43:54
SKIDMARK WHOOPING	0:43:54	0:43:55
Let's do this. WHIPLASH LAUGHS	0:43:55	0:43:57
Now, THAT'S more like it.	0:43:57	0:43:59
MUSIC CONTINUES	0:43:59	0:44:01
No twitching. Voila!	0:44:10	0:44:12
Ooh-wee!	0:44:12	0:44:13
Suited and booted, gooted and looted, dipped and whipped!	0:44:13	0:44:16
We've got a contender, baby!	0:44:16	0:44:19
Oh, look at him go!	0:44:26	0:44:28
Ah. Fresh air, baby.	0:44:42	0:44:44
We ain't in Van Nuys no more.	0:44:44	0:44:46
Uh-uh.	0:44:46	0:44:47
PANTING	0:44:47	0:44:49
SIGHS	0:44:50	0:44:51
GASPS	0:44:54	0:44:55
Hi, Chet.	0:44:57	0:44:59
You're going to be my boyfriend!	0:44:59	0:45:00
I'm going to call you "boo."	0:45:00	0:45:02
"Boo"? What does that even mean?	0:45:02	0:45:04
Sure beats the view from the garden, huh?	0:45:08	0:45:10
SIGHS	0:45:10	0:45:11
I can't believe you're doing this.	0:45:13	0:45:15
"We." We are doing this.	0:45:15	0:45:17
You. I'm just a hostage.	0:45:17	0:45:20
Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow,	0:45:21	0:45:25
and your powers are gone, hm?	0:45:25	0:45:28
What then?	0:45:28	0:45:30
Then I'd better make the most of today.	0:45:33	0:45:35
RACING CARS ZOOM	0:46:00	0:46:02
HE WHISTLES	0:46:10	0:46:11
This is even bigger than Hobby-Con.	0:46:11	0:46:14
Wow. Now, THAT'S a car.	0:46:23	0:46:25
Whoa. Shiny.	0:46:25	0:46:28
HE GASPS	0:46:30	0:46:31
Gagne.	0:46:54	0:46:55
Whoa!	0:47:08	0:47:09
And Guy Gagne wins the pole,	0:47:17	0:47:20
with a four-lap average of 230mph.	0:47:20	0:47:24
That's Gagne's best time yet.	0:47:24	0:47:26
Turbo's never gone THAT fast.	0:47:26	0:47:28
I mean, yet.	0:47:28	0:47:29
-Argh! -So, you got a plan, Taco Man?	0:47:29	0:47:33
Of course I do.	0:47:33	0:47:35
Please tell me those phony glasses are not your plan.	0:47:36	0:47:39
Uh, no. That would be ridiculous.	0:47:39	0:47:43
(Come on, phony glasses, do your thing.)	0:47:43	0:47:45
Oh, that's great.	0:47:49	0:47:50
I'm going to go have heart attack.	0:47:50	0:47:52
-CLEARS THROAT -Que pasa, my friend?	0:47:59	0:48:02
I have a driver that I'd like to enter into the race.	0:48:02	0:48:05
What team does your driver race for?	0:48:05	0:48:07
Dos Bros Tacos and Company.	0:48:07	0:48:10
Has he passed the rookie test?	0:48:12	0:48:14
Hey, come here. Let's cut to the chase, OK?	0:48:15	0:48:18
You have glasses, I have glasses.	0:48:18	0:48:21
What do we gotta do to get this done, bro?	0:48:21	0:48:23
Hey, let go. Come on, man, let go!	0:48:23	0:48:26
This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.	0:48:26	0:48:28
-I have astigmatism and stuff. -Yeah, yeah.	0:48:28	0:48:30
HE SIGHS	0:48:30	0:48:32
ENGINE ROARS	0:48:32	0:48:33
REPORTERS CLAMOUR	0:48:35	0:48:36
Guy, how do you do it, shattering your own records year after year?	0:48:36	0:48:40
-LAUGHS: -Well, when a cheetah chases after a gazelle,	0:48:40	0:48:43
does he ever stop to think, "Maybe I've caught enough gazelles.	0:48:43	0:48:47
"Maybe I should just settle down, try the vegan thing."	0:48:47	0:48:50
No! He keeps running as long as his legs will carry him.	0:48:50	0:48:53
I am like the cheetah. I never give up.	0:48:53	0:48:57
-Next question. -CAMERAS CLICK	0:48:57	0:48:59
REPORTERS CLAMOUR	0:48:59	0:49:00
All right, give me the keys. I'll drive the first shift home.	0:49:00	0:49:04
Whoa! What gives?	0:49:04	0:49:06
HE GRUNTS	0:49:06	0:49:07
No, no, no!	0:49:11	0:49:12
HE PANTS	0:49:13	0:49:15
Can I help you, monsieur?	0:49:15	0:49:18
-HE CHUCKLES -One second, please.	0:49:18	0:49:20
What are you doing? Are you trying to get me arrested?	0:49:20	0:49:22
Oh.	0:49:26	0:49:27
Sorry! So sorry. We'll have this under control...	0:49:27	0:49:31
Ladies and gentlemen!	0:49:31	0:49:32
I give you the next Indy 500 champion!	0:49:32	0:49:37
Huh? Huh?	0:49:37	0:49:39
Is that a snail?	0:49:39	0:49:42
Your driver is a snail?!	0:49:42	0:49:44
DERISIVE LAUGHTER	0:49:44	0:49:45
FEEDBACK	0:49:51	0:49:52
What kind of welcome is that?	0:49:52	0:49:54
I'd say an appropriate welcome, given the situation.	0:49:54	0:49:57
-All right. Game over, nut job. -Let's go.	0:49:57	0:50:00
-Have a nice flight, Chet. -Huh?	0:50:00	0:50:02
-Hit it! -White Shadow!	0:50:02	0:50:04
SCREAMING	0:50:04	0:50:05
Banzai!	0:50:05	0:50:07
Get off!	0:50:07	0:50:08
Pedal to the metal, Turbo.	0:50:08	0:50:09
MUSIC: Speedin' by Classic	0:50:09	0:50:11
Go!	0:50:11	0:50:12
Whoa!	0:50:14	0:50:15
Yeah!	0:50:29	0:50:30
Whoa! That snail is fast!	0:50:30	0:50:33
HE PANTS	0:50:48	0:50:49
CHET WHIMPERS	0:50:52	0:50:54
Whoo!	0:50:54	0:50:55
What did I miss? What did I miss?	0:50:55	0:50:57
CHEERING	0:51:00	0:51:02
226! Ha-ha! That's fast enough to qualify!	0:51:02	0:51:05
HE LAUGHS	0:51:09	0:51:10
That's what I'm talking about!	0:51:10	0:51:12
ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!	0:51:15	0:51:18
Oh, man, wait till people see this!	0:51:18	0:51:21
Whoa! That snail is fast! What? Are you seeing this?	0:51:25	0:51:29
HE GULPS	0:51:29	0:51:30
PHONE RINGS	0:51:30	0:51:31
-Hello? -WOMAN: -Have you heard?	0:51:31	0:51:33
Yes, I've heard.	0:51:33	0:51:35
That snail IS fast.	0:51:35	0:51:36
Forget about it. This will blow over by noon.	0:51:36	0:51:39
ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!	0:51:39	0:51:41
HE LAUGHS	0:51:41	0:51:42
PHONE RINGS	0:51:42	0:51:43
-Hello? MAN: -Have you seen it?	0:51:43	0:51:44
Yes, I've seen it!	0:51:44	0:51:46
PHONE CHIMES	0:51:46	0:51:47
# Whoa! That snail is fast!	0:51:49	0:51:52
# What?	0:51:52	0:51:54
# Snail is fast!	0:51:54	0:51:56
# You see the snail moving fast	0:51:56	0:51:57
# You slow, you gon' get passed	0:51:57	0:51:59
# You see him gaining position for first	0:51:59	0:52:00
# He won't be last	0:52:00	0:52:02
# He's ready to make a dash	0:52:02	0:52:03
# Snail quicker than a lightning flash	0:52:03	0:52:05
# His engine's roaring, he's flooring	0:52:05	0:52:06
# He won't run out of gas... # ALL GASP	0:52:06	0:52:09
-ALL: -Whoa! -# That snail is fast!	0:52:09	0:52:10
# That snail is fast fast, fast, fast, fast... #	0:52:10	0:52:13
Whoa! Are you seeing this?	0:52:14	0:52:16
Whoa!	0:52:16	0:52:17
You cannot have a snail in the Indy 500.	0:52:17	0:52:19
Whoa!	0:52:19	0:52:20
It's a miracle of nature!	0:52:20	0:52:22
-NEWS ANCHOR: -Will the snail be crushed by the giant race cars?	0:52:22	0:52:24
-Aah! -Whoa!	0:52:24	0:52:25
# That snail is fast, fast, fast Fast, fast, fast, fast. #	0:52:25	0:52:30
Whoa. That snail is fast.	0:52:33	0:52:35
We've just received word that the CEO	0:52:38	0:52:40
of IndyCar is about to make a statement.	0:52:40	0:52:42
-FEEDBACK -Ahem...	0:52:48	0:52:49
And so, after careful consideration and...	0:52:49	0:52:52
RINGTONE: # That snail is fast That snail is fast... #	0:52:52	0:52:55
Sorry. My bad.	0:52:55	0:52:57
HE SIGHS	0:52:57	0:52:59
I've decided...	0:52:59	0:53:00
Please, say yes. Please, say yes.	0:53:00	0:53:02
Please, say no. Please, say no.	0:53:02	0:53:03
White Shadow.	0:53:03	0:53:05
I've decided that I simply cannot permit a snail to enter...	0:53:06	0:53:11
Please, sir, give my snail a shot,	0:53:11	0:53:13
and I swear, you won't regret it.	0:53:13	0:53:16
Mr Lopez, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, my decision is...	0:53:16	0:53:20
Let him race!	0:53:20	0:53:22
-BOTH: -Let him race!	0:53:22	0:53:23
-ALL: -Let him race!	0:53:23	0:53:25
Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!	0:53:25	0:53:28
Let him race! Let him race!	0:53:28	0:53:30
Now, now. Order.	0:53:30	0:53:32
Sir, if I may.	0:53:32	0:53:34
You might want to get a two-shot here.	0:53:34	0:53:36
I, like this passionate gentleman here, came from humble beginnings.	0:53:36	0:53:42
In the words of my dear father,	0:53:42	0:53:45
"No dream is too big, and no dreamer, too small."	0:53:45	0:53:50
And that is why I, for one,	0:53:50	0:53:52
believe that if the Indy 500 isn't going to put a limit on speed,	0:53:52	0:53:57
then it shouldn't put a limit on spirit!	0:53:57	0:54:00
Give the people what they want.	0:54:01	0:54:03
Let him race!	0:54:03	0:54:05
ALL: Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!	0:54:05	0:54:09
Just me.	0:54:09	0:54:11
Whole frame, my face.	0:54:11	0:54:13
Let him race! Let him race!	0:54:13	0:54:15
All right!	0:54:16	0:54:17
"All right," what?	0:54:19	0:54:22
Your snail can compete in the Indianapolis 500.	0:54:22	0:54:25
ALL CHEER	0:54:25	0:54:27
Yeah!	0:54:27	0:54:29
Has the world lost its mind?	0:54:29	0:54:32
Gracias, amigo, gracias! Muchas gracias!	0:54:32	0:54:36
MUSIC: We Are The Champions by Queen	0:54:36	0:54:39
THEY LAUGH	0:54:39	0:54:40
To Turbo!	0:54:41	0:54:43
Starlight Plaza! Hey!	0:54:43	0:54:44
He ain't slow no more.	0:54:44	0:54:46
That's for sure.	0:54:46	0:54:47
Shut the door.	0:54:47	0:54:48
Get on the floor.	0:54:48	0:54:50
Barbecue sauce!	0:54:50	0:54:52
Uh? Uh?	0:54:52	0:54:53
-TV: -..and we're back with more from Indianapolis.	0:54:53	0:54:55
Check it out! We're on TV.	0:54:55	0:54:57
Mr Lopez, how do you feel about	0:54:57	0:54:58
getting to compete in the Indy 500?	0:54:58	0:55:00
-SOBS: -I'm just so...so happy.	0:55:00	0:55:02
And we'd all be happy to see you	0:55:02	0:55:04
come on down to the Starlight Plaza.	0:55:04	0:55:06
Just north of the 101 in Van Nuys, California.	0:55:06	0:55:09
Kim Ly Nail Salon.	0:55:09	0:55:10
Where we put the "nail" in "snail."	0:55:10	0:55:12
-Ow! -Taco Man cried in front of millions of people.	0:55:13	0:55:16
Here you go, Paz. Nice and warm.	0:55:38	0:55:40
Goodnight, Tito.	0:55:40	0:55:41
-You comfy enough, Bobby? -Uh... No.	0:55:41	0:55:43
OK, let me know if you need anything.	0:55:43	0:55:44
Hey! No touching!	0:55:44	0:55:47
THEY SNORE	0:55:47	0:55:49
Smooth, smooth, smooth.	0:55:49	0:55:51
Sleep tight, Little Amigo. We got a big day tomorrow.	0:55:51	0:55:56
-CHET: -Yep.	0:55:57	0:55:59
Big day, indeed.	0:55:59	0:56:01
Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing note of disapproval.	0:56:01	0:56:04
I'm worried. And you should be, too.	0:56:04	0:56:08
I'll be fine.	0:56:08	0:56:09
You are delusional, you know that? Ugh...	0:56:09	0:56:12
It-It's Big Red all over again -	0:56:12	0:56:15
only this time, instead of one lawn mower,	0:56:15	0:56:17
it'll be 32 giant, fire-breathing cars!	0:56:17	0:56:22
And I won't be able to save you.	0:56:23	0:56:25
You won't have to, because this time, I have speed.	0:56:25	0:56:28
You're not a car. You're a snail.	0:56:28	0:56:31
I got a shot here, Chet. I can do this. You'll see.	0:56:31	0:56:36
No, I won't.	0:56:36	0:56:37
I will not stand by and watch the only brother I've got	0:56:37	0:56:41
risk his life chasing some impossible dream.	0:56:41	0:56:46
I'm sorry, Theo.	0:56:46	0:56:48
HE SCOFFS	0:56:48	0:56:49
All of these people, they believe in me.	0:56:51	0:56:54
Guy Gagne believes in me.	0:56:54	0:56:58
Why won't you?	0:56:58	0:57:00
And by the way, my name is Turbo.	0:57:00	0:57:03
-GUY: -All right. Tout suite, let's go.	0:57:30	0:57:32
Whoa.	0:57:42	0:57:44
2.2-litre turbo V6.	0:57:44	0:57:47
24-valve quad-overhead cam.	0:57:47	0:57:50
Fastest open-wheel, single-seat machine on the planet.	0:57:50	0:57:54
HE INHALES DEEPLY I think I'm in love.	0:57:54	0:57:56
GASPS: No way.	0:57:58	0:58:00
You're not trying to steal my trophy from me, are you?	0:58:08	0:58:11
HE CHUCKLES	0:58:12	0:58:14
Because if you want one for yourself, you may have a long wait.	0:58:14	0:58:18
Espresso?	0:58:18	0:58:19
So, you are my little competition, eh?	0:58:20	0:58:24
The underdog versus the champion.	0:58:24	0:58:26
The world loves the underdogs, you know.	0:58:26	0:58:30
The dreamers out there, they need them.	0:58:30	0:58:32
Need to believe that one day, maybe	0:58:32	0:58:35
they could achieve the impossible, too.	0:58:35	0:58:37
Well, the sad truth is,	0:58:40	0:58:42
underdogs seldom win.	0:58:42	0:58:44
And dreamers?	0:58:45	0:58:47
Let's just say, eventually,	0:58:47	0:58:49
they have to wake up.	0:58:49	0:58:51
I've never talked to a snail before. So small, so amusing.	0:58:53	0:58:58
No wonder they want to see you race, eh?	0:58:58	0:59:00
-Vroom! Vroom! -HE LAUGHS	0:59:00	0:59:03
Look at him go.	0:59:03	0:59:05
Thank you, plucky snail.	0:59:05	0:59:07
Because of you, the whole world will be watching this race.	0:59:07	0:59:11
And when the chequered flag drops, they'll be watching ME win.	0:59:11	0:59:17
Crawl home, garden snail...	0:59:21	0:59:23
..while you still can.	0:59:26	0:59:28
DOOR SLAMS	0:59:28	0:59:29
ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, race fans,	0:59:31	0:59:33
and welcome to this year's running of the Indianapolis 500.	0:59:33	0:59:37
Televised in over 200 countries	0:59:37	0:59:40
and aired in 33 different languages,	0:59:40	0:59:42
this is no longer just a race,	0:59:42	0:59:44
this is the day you'll be telling your grandchildren about.	0:59:44	0:59:47
Where were you the day they let a snail race in the Indy 500?	0:59:49	0:59:53
OK, time to go. You ready?	0:59:55	0:59:57
PHONE RINGS	0:59:57	0:59:59
HE GROANS	1:00:03	1:00:05
All right, team meeting. Bring it in.	1:00:05	1:00:07
This is it, Little Amigo. This is our moment. Our time.	1:00:07	1:00:12
Today is the day we make our mark.	1:00:12	1:00:14
HE REVS	1:00:14	1:00:16
Everybody in! It's go time!	1:00:16	1:00:19
Oh, Theo. Be careful out there.	1:00:25	1:00:29
Hey, little snail. Are you lost?	1:00:30	1:00:32
No.	1:00:32	1:00:33
Are you a boy, or a girl?	1:00:33	1:00:36
Why is this confusing? I'm not a girl!	1:00:36	1:00:39
And there they are, folks. Some of the biggest names in motorsport.	1:00:39	1:00:43
Shelby Stone, hot off her win in Sao Paulo.	1:00:43	1:00:46
Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, aka "The Brazilian Butcher."	1:00:46	1:00:50
He actually was a butcher before he got into race car driving.	1:00:50	1:00:53
-CROWD CHANT: -Gagne! Gagne! Gagne!	1:00:56	1:00:58
Hey!	1:00:58	1:01:00
And here he comes, folks - le man, le myth, le legend...	1:01:00	1:01:03
le "if I could choose anybody in the world	1:01:03	1:01:05
"to be my best friend it would be..."	1:01:05	1:01:07
-Guy Gagne! -CROWD CHEERS	1:01:07	1:01:09
-Yes, yes! -CROWD: -Gagne, Gagne!	1:01:09	1:01:11
Gagne, Gagne!	1:01:11	1:01:13
MUSIC: Here We Come by V12 and Classic	1:01:13	1:01:15
You know, food trucks are actually very popular these days.	1:01:23	1:01:26
And I tell you what, I do love a good torta.	1:01:26	1:01:28
TITO LAUGHS	1:01:36	1:01:37
Yeah!	1:01:37	1:01:39
Whoo! Uh-huh.	1:01:39	1:01:40
And would you look at those T-shirts?	1:01:40	1:01:42
It is amazing what you can do on your printer at home.	1:01:42	1:01:45
Ay, Tito, you better know what you're doing.	1:01:45	1:01:49
Here you go, little snail. Now you've got the best seat in the house.	1:01:49	1:01:53
HE GASPS	1:01:53	1:01:54
Oh, no. Nope. This isn't happening.	1:01:56	1:02:00
I gotta get out of here. Argh!	1:02:00	1:02:02
Stay here. I'll be right back.	1:02:02	1:02:04
Help! Let me out. Let me out!	1:02:04	1:02:07
HE HYPERVENTILATES	1:02:07	1:02:08
Breathe...	1:02:08	1:02:10
Good afternoon, and welcome	1:02:10	1:02:12
to what has become the most anticipated and unprecedented	1:02:12	1:02:17
running of the Indianapolis 500.	1:02:17	1:02:20
So, without further ado,	1:02:20	1:02:22
ladies and gentlemen, and snail,	1:02:22	1:02:27
start your engines!	1:02:27	1:02:30
ENGINES REV	1:02:30	1:02:32
It's like an earthquake!	1:02:40	1:02:42
I love it. Is it weird that I love it?	1:02:42	1:02:44
OFFICIAL: Everyone, off the track, please.	1:02:44	1:02:46
See you in the winner's circle, garden snail.	1:02:46	1:02:48
Easy to the peasy, baby.	1:02:48	1:02:50
Everything's going to be fine, OK? We can do this, right?	1:02:50	1:02:53
Oh, I wish I was tiny, so I can give you a hug.	1:02:54	1:02:56
Get off the track!	1:02:56	1:02:57
OK, OK, I'm going! Good luck out there, Turbo!	1:02:57	1:03:01
ENGINES ROAR	1:03:09	1:03:10
Did anybody bring earplugs?	1:03:20	1:03:22
What?	1:03:22	1:03:24
Oh, I can't watch this.	1:03:24	1:03:26
The pace car is off and the parade laps are underway.	1:03:26	1:03:28
Only moments until the green flag drops,	1:03:28	1:03:31
and history is made here at Indianapolis.	1:03:31	1:03:34
CROWD CHEERS	1:03:41	1:03:43
CHEERING FADES	1:03:43	1:03:44
HEART THUMPS	1:03:44	1:03:46
HE BREATHES HEAVILY	1:03:51	1:03:52
Let's do this.	1:04:01	1:04:03
And the race is on!	1:04:03	1:04:05
You go, Turbo!	1:04:05	1:04:07
HE WHIMPERS	1:04:11	1:04:12
HE YELPS	1:04:15	1:04:16
Aah!	1:04:20	1:04:21
Turbo, struggling out there.	1:04:28	1:04:30
Looks like the party is over for the motoring mollusc.	1:04:30	1:04:33
Aaah!	1:04:35	1:04:36
He's getting killed out there.	1:04:38	1:04:40
What have we done?	1:04:40	1:04:41
Whoa. That snail is history.	1:04:46	1:04:49
Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick.	1:04:49	1:04:51
HE LAUGHS	1:04:55	1:04:57
THEO SCREAMS	1:05:04	1:05:05
HE COUGHS	1:05:06	1:05:08
Come on, garden snail. Get your head in the game!	1:05:08	1:05:11
Go, go, go!	1:05:31	1:05:33
All right, go, go, go!	1:05:35	1:05:38
HE PANTS	1:05:38	1:05:40
ALL YELL	1:05:40	1:05:41
Come on! We're supposed to be a team, here!	1:05:41	1:05:43
We're trying.	1:05:43	1:05:45
It's a snail! There's not that much to do.	1:05:45	1:05:48
That's it. This pit crew is officially under new management.	1:05:48	1:05:51
Now, THIS is how it's done. Air jack.	1:05:53	1:05:56
-Jack-tivate. -IMITATES AIR HISSING	1:05:56	1:05:57
-Lube. -Applied liberally.	1:05:57	1:05:59
Detailing.	1:05:59	1:06:00
-Wax on, wax off. -Ow!	1:06:00	1:06:02
-Fuel! -Down the hatch.	1:06:02	1:06:03
Chug! Chug! Chug!	1:06:03	1:06:04
-Foot massage. -You know it. -PHONE VIBRATES	1:06:04	1:06:07
Relaxing vibes.	1:06:07	1:06:08
-Own it, brother. -# Sailing... #	1:06:08	1:06:10
-Now, de-lax those vibes! -HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS	1:06:10	1:06:13
Ahhh! Are you crazy?	1:06:13	1:06:14
-Ow! -Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?	1:06:14	1:06:17
I-I-I don't know how to... Ow!	1:06:17	1:06:18
-Are you a car? -No.	1:06:18	1:06:20
Are you a car?	1:06:20	1:06:21
No!	1:06:21	1:06:22
Then stop driving like one!	1:06:22	1:06:25
Now get out there. Snail up, baby!	1:06:26	1:06:28
Go, T-boogie, go!	1:06:28	1:06:30
ALL CHEER	1:06:30	1:06:31
Gagne with a commanding lead now.	1:06:36	1:06:38
Followed by Claudio Cruz, Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.	1:06:38	1:06:41
Go! Come on.	1:06:46	1:06:48
Snail up.	1:06:56	1:06:57
Snail up!	1:07:03	1:07:05
Yes!	1:07:10	1:07:11
I don't believe it! Turbo just went under a car!	1:07:11	1:07:15
Whoa! Did you see that?	1:07:15	1:07:17
MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger (Sher Gunn Remix) by Survivor	1:07:18	1:07:20
'Despite a rocky start, it looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.'	1:07:23	1:07:27
Yeah! Now we're talking!	1:07:27	1:07:29
Where is he? Where is he?	1:07:34	1:07:36
HE LAUGHS	1:07:46	1:07:47
Oh! He passed another one!	1:07:51	1:07:53
Yeah!	1:07:53	1:07:55
That's my brother, right there. That's the back of his head!	1:07:55	1:07:58
Go, go, go! Left turn! Left turn!	1:08:11	1:08:13
Yeah! Left turn!	1:08:13	1:08:15
HE GASPS	1:08:19	1:08:20
'Turbo manoeuvres past Shelby Stone and into second place!'	1:08:29	1:08:32
He is hot on Gagne's heels!	1:08:32	1:08:34
The snail's not going away, Guy.	1:08:34	1:08:36
All right, I know, I know!	1:08:36	1:08:39
'These racers better watch it coming into turn four.	1:08:48	1:08:50
'This late in the race,'	1:08:50	1:08:51
that outside edge is full of marbles.	1:08:51	1:08:53
And you don't want to play with these marbles, kids.	1:08:53	1:08:56
That rubber peeling off the tyres	1:08:56	1:08:58
can be a minefield for these drivers.	1:08:58	1:08:59
Here we go.	1:09:01	1:09:03
Whoa!	1:09:03	1:09:04
HE GRUNTS	1:09:06	1:09:08
Yah!	1:09:08	1:09:09
HE GROANS	1:09:11	1:09:14
Turbo!	1:09:25	1:09:27
Oh, no.	1:09:27	1:09:29
Oh, man.	1:09:33	1:09:35
What are we going to do? If he takes another hit like that last one...	1:09:35	1:09:38
You gotta pull him, Tito.	1:09:38	1:09:41
I'm sorry, Little Amigo. It's over.	1:09:43	1:09:47
Hey...	1:09:55	1:09:57
We got this far. It's good enough.	1:09:57	1:10:00
No, it's not. HE GRUNTS	1:10:03	1:10:05
'With the green flag about to be waved,	1:10:07	1:10:09
'it looks like a mere formality at this point.	1:10:09	1:10:11
'Gagne, just five laps away from victory.	1:10:11	1:10:14
'Wait a minute!'	1:10:14	1:10:16
Turbo is still in this thing!	1:10:16	1:10:18
Huh?	1:10:18	1:10:19
ENGINE SPUTTERS What?	1:10:29	1:10:30
Whaa!	1:10:30	1:10:31
Whoa! What happened there?	1:10:31	1:10:33
Aaahhh!	1:10:33	1:10:34
Come on, come on!	1:10:36	1:10:38
Whoa!	1:10:38	1:10:39
No!	1:10:44	1:10:45
Theo!	1:10:45	1:10:46
Whaa!	1:10:46	1:10:48
No!	1:10:52	1:10:53
Not this time. Come on!	1:10:55	1:10:57
HE SCREAMS	1:10:57	1:10:59
Come on, Turbo. Come on, Turbo.	1:11:05	1:11:07
Come on, just hold in there a little longer.	1:11:10	1:11:13
No!	1:11:21	1:11:22
No!	1:11:31	1:11:32
ALL GASP	1:11:32	1:11:34
Farewell, little snail.	1:11:34	1:11:36
'Unbelievable! Turbo takes the lead.'	1:11:49	1:11:52
ALL CHEER	1:11:52	1:11:53
Snail-style, baby!	1:11:53	1:11:55
Bad idea. Bad idea.	1:11:55	1:11:57
CROWD CHEERS	1:11:57	1:11:58
'And the white flag is in the air'	1:11:58	1:12:00
as we enter the 200th and final lap.	1:12:00	1:12:03
'Turbo weaving between lapped cars like a snail possessed.	1:12:03	1:12:06
'He is determined to hold on to his lead.'	1:12:06	1:12:09
No!	1:12:20	1:12:21
I will not lose to a snail!	1:12:22	1:12:25
Gagne is in the marbles!	1:12:26	1:12:28
Guy, what are you doing?	1:12:30	1:12:31
HE LAUGHS	1:12:35	1:12:37
-TYRES CRUNCH -Oh!	1:12:37	1:12:38
Ah...	1:12:46	1:12:48
AIR HISSES	1:12:48	1:12:50
Theo!	1:12:52	1:12:53
Turbo!	1:12:58	1:12:59
'The track is backed up all the way down the front straight.	1:13:01	1:13:05
'It's complete gridlock down there.'	1:13:05	1:13:08
I can't see him. I can't see him.	1:13:10	1:13:12
Guy, are you OK?	1:13:12	1:13:14
HE GROANS	1:13:14	1:13:15
Where am I?	1:13:18	1:13:20
HE GASPS	1:13:26	1:13:27
There he is!	1:13:27	1:13:28
Theo!	1:13:28	1:13:29
Let's finish this.	1:13:29	1:13:31
ENGINE SPUTTERS	1:13:32	1:13:34
HE GASPS	1:13:38	1:13:39
HE PANTS	1:13:40	1:13:41
Oh, no.	1:13:49	1:13:50
-Oh... -Turbo.	1:13:50	1:13:52
No, no, no. Theo, what are you doing? Don't give up.	1:14:06	1:14:10
Oh!	1:14:11	1:14:12
HE STRAINS	1:14:14	1:14:15
Oh...!	1:14:17	1:14:19
Hey! HE GASPS	1:14:22	1:14:23
Where are you going?	1:14:23	1:14:24
No, no!	1:14:24	1:14:25
Get back here! No, wait!	1:14:25	1:14:27
HE GRUNTS	1:14:28	1:14:29
No! Little snail!	1:14:29	1:14:32
Theo!	1:14:32	1:14:34
Is that Chet?	1:14:34	1:14:35
CAWING	1:14:38	1:14:40
Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.	1:14:40	1:14:45
SPLAT	1:14:46	1:14:47
Ugh!	1:14:47	1:14:49
Argh! Salt!	1:14:49	1:14:50
HE GRUNTS	1:14:54	1:14:56
Crows? Are you kidding me?!	1:14:56	1:14:58
Long time no see, Chet!	1:14:59	1:15:01
HE LAUGHS	1:15:01	1:15:03
Hey! Don't test me, crow.	1:15:03	1:15:06
White Shadow!	1:15:07	1:15:09
Argh!	1:15:09	1:15:11
Nice moves back there, boo.	1:15:11	1:15:13
Aah!	1:15:13	1:15:14
SNAILS WHOOP	1:15:16	1:15:19
Is this really necessary?	1:15:19	1:15:21
No, man. But it's fun!	1:15:21	1:15:23
Whoo!	1:15:23	1:15:25
Theo!	1:15:28	1:15:29
Theo!	1:15:30	1:15:32
VOICE ECHOES	1:15:32	1:15:33
CAWING	1:15:36	1:15:37
Chet?	1:15:40	1:15:41
Finish this!	1:15:41	1:15:42
I can't.	1:15:43	1:15:45
Oh, yes, you can.	1:15:45	1:15:47
You're right, you know.	1:15:47	1:15:49
It is in you. It's always been in you.	1:15:49	1:15:53
Now, I did not just face every fear known to snail-kind	1:15:54	1:15:57
to come down here and watch you hide in your shell.	1:15:57	1:16:01
I'm sitting on a crow, for crying out loud!	1:16:01	1:16:04
CAWING	1:16:04	1:16:05
Don't even think about it.	1:16:05	1:16:07
And my little brother never gives up.	1:16:09	1:16:12
That's the best thing about you.	1:16:12	1:16:16
So, you get out there and you win this...	1:16:16	1:16:20
Turbo.	1:16:20	1:16:21
HE STRAINS	1:16:31	1:16:33
He's still going!	1:16:39	1:16:41
CROWD CHEERS	1:16:42	1:16:43
Son of a gun.	1:16:50	1:16:52
GUY STRAINS	1:16:59	1:17:00
ALL GASP	1:17:02	1:17:03
HE GRUNTS	1:17:03	1:17:05
Come on, come on!	1:17:05	1:17:07
HE STRAINS	1:17:10	1:17:11
HE GRUNTS	1:17:16	1:17:17
'Unbelievable!'	1:17:24	1:17:25
The race is back on!	1:17:25	1:17:27
-Ay! Excuse me. -ALL: -Excuse me...	1:17:27	1:17:29
Little Amigo!	1:17:31	1:17:32
Hey, snail! He's gradually gaining on you!	1:17:35	1:17:38
HE GRUNTS	1:17:50	1:17:51
HE GASPS	1:17:54	1:17:55
Come on! Come on!	1:18:02	1:18:04
ALL GASP	1:18:12	1:18:13
Turbo! Tuck and roll!	1:18:15	1:18:18
CROWD CHEERS	1:18:40	1:18:41
And Turbo wins it by a shell!	1:18:41	1:18:43
That's what I'm talking about!	1:18:43	1:18:45
ALL WHOOP	1:18:45	1:18:47
Chet! Chet!	1:18:47	1:18:49
Turbo!	1:18:49	1:18:51
Chet!	1:18:51	1:18:52
We won, right? We just won?	1:18:52	1:18:54
We won. HE SCREAMS JOYOUSLY	1:18:54	1:18:56
Hey, everybody!	1:18:56	1:18:58
My brother won the Indy 5,000!	1:18:58	1:19:02
Wow. That's so romantic.	1:19:02	1:19:04
Hey, Angelo. We did it!	1:19:06	1:19:08
We did it. We did it!	1:19:08	1:19:12
Free tacos for everybody! CROWD CHEERS	1:19:12	1:19:15
Snail power, baby!	1:19:15	1:19:17
Um...	1:19:20	1:19:21
Mom.	1:19:21	1:19:23
Hey, Gagne! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?	1:19:23	1:19:25
-You big bad boy! -Security!	1:19:25	1:19:27
I step on you! Do you like that?	1:19:27	1:19:29
-Sleeper hold! -All right...	1:19:29	1:19:31
-Let go of me! -All right. -I'm just an old lady!	1:19:31	1:19:33
Yah!	1:19:33	1:19:34
Kim Ly Nail Salon!	1:19:35	1:19:37
CROWD CHEERS	1:19:37	1:19:38
That's our snail!	1:19:42	1:19:44
It's like I always said, Little Amigo, you are amazing!	1:19:46	1:19:51
CAMERA CLICKS	1:19:51	1:19:53
-TITO: -OK, wait.	1:19:53	1:19:54
Just keep your eyes closed until I say so, OK?	1:19:54	1:19:56
Tito, this is stupid.	1:19:56	1:19:59
-Ta-da! -BEEPING	1:19:59	1:20:00
-FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE: -Hello, Angelo. Let's get cooking.	1:20:00	1:20:04
-Boom! -HE GASPS	1:20:04	1:20:05
-LAUGHS: -The stove talks, bro.	1:20:05	1:20:09
Uh-uh. Mm-mm. No, honey,	1:20:09	1:20:10
soonest available three months from now, 6am.	1:20:10	1:20:12
Ooh, Brenda, that daisy really brings out your foot!	1:20:12	1:20:14
PHONE RINGS	1:20:14	1:20:16
Hey!	1:20:16	1:20:17
I'm not paying you guys to sit around and look pretty.	1:20:17	1:20:20
Now, that's more like it.	1:20:20	1:20:22
-LAUGHS: -Check it out.	1:20:22	1:20:23
Whoa. This guy is good.	1:20:23	1:20:24
-And last but not least, Sanitation. -Mmm!	1:20:24	1:20:27
Nice choice, young man.	1:20:27	1:20:29
Come on, boys. It's time to take out the trash.	1:20:29	1:20:33
INDISTINCT CHATTER	1:20:33	1:20:34
Woohoo! Take a look at this place.	1:20:37	1:20:39
Like I said, your skills have truly paid the bills.	1:20:39	1:20:44
Yeah, bills.	1:20:44	1:20:46
HORN HONKS	1:20:46	1:20:47
"Saturday Night" PLAYS ON TRUCK SPEAKERS	1:20:47	1:20:49
HE SINGS ALONG	1:20:51	1:20:53
What you saying, bro?	1:20:55	1:20:56
All racers to the starting line.	1:21:04	1:21:07
Hey, T.	1:21:07	1:21:09
You going to be OK without those fancy magic superpowers?	1:21:09	1:21:11
Sure. It never stopped any of you. Whoo!	1:21:11	1:21:15
HE LAUGHS	1:21:15	1:21:16
SNAILS WHOOP	1:21:19	1:21:20
Yeah!	1:21:20	1:21:21
Que pasa, my friend?	1:21:23	1:21:25
CROWD CHEERS	1:21:25	1:21:27
You see that? All these people?	1:21:29	1:21:31
You did that, Little Amigo. You put this place on the map.	1:21:31	1:21:35
You really are my little shooting star.	1:21:35	1:21:38
Oh, I almost forgot. I got you something.	1:21:39	1:21:41
Pam!	1:21:41	1:21:44
Ha-ha! You won't be missing this.	1:21:44	1:21:45
What? You're all better.	1:21:45	1:21:48
-ALL: -Ooh! -Oh, that's nice.	1:21:51	1:21:53
IMITATES SIREN	1:21:53	1:21:55
Ahem! OK, listen up. Let's have a nice, safe race out there today.	1:21:55	1:21:59
Don't want any accidents.	1:21:59	1:22:01
That being said,	1:22:01	1:22:02
blow them off the track, bro.	1:22:02	1:22:04
Mmm, I love a man in uniform. For real!	1:22:06	1:22:09
HE CHUCKLES	1:22:09	1:22:10
Simmer down, boo. I'm on duty, here.	1:22:10	1:22:14
On your mark.	1:22:14	1:22:15
All right, so, you got a new shell. Mmm.	1:22:15	1:22:18
But can yours do this? Hit it, Burn!	1:22:18	1:22:21
HE LAUGHS	1:22:32	1:22:34
REVVING	1:22:34	1:22:35
BASS THUMPS	1:22:35	1:22:36
PAZ: Get set...	1:22:37	1:22:39
Go! ALL SHOUT	1:22:47	1:22:49
MUSIC: Let The Bass Go by Snoop Dogg	1:22:55	1:22:56
-Come on! Let's do it! -Yeah!	1:22:56	1:22:58
ALL WHOOP	1:22:58	1:22:59
Hello!	1:23:02	1:23:03
Yes, sir.	1:23:12	1:23:13
What'd I say? What'd I say?	1:23:32	1:23:35
Oh, yeah!	1:23:46	1:23:48
White Shadow!	1:24:00	1:24:02
Whew. I can tuck. I can tuck.	1:24:42	1:24:45
OK, baby, here we go.	1:24:45	1:24:46
-HE STRAINS -Come on.	1:24:46	1:24:48
I did it! I tucked! I tucked!	1:24:52	1:24:54
HE GRUNTS	1:24:54	1:24:57
I can't get out.	1:24:57	1:24:58
MUSIC: The Snail Is Fast by V12 and Nomadik	1:25:00	1:25:03
# That snail is fast! Whoa!	1:25:07	1:25:10
# That snail is fast!	1:25:10	1:25:12
# What?	1:25:12	1:25:13
# That snail is fast!	1:25:13	1:25:15
# Turbo!	1:25:18	1:25:19
# That snail is fast!	1:25:19	1:25:21
# Whoa!	1:25:21	1:25:22
# Turbo!	1:25:24	1:25:25
# That snail is fast!	1:25:25	1:25:27
# Whoa!	1:25:27	1:25:28
# That snail is fast!	1:25:28	1:25:30
# Think that snail's really fast	1:25:30	1:25:31
# When they race he won't crash	1:25:31	1:25:33
# On your mark Ready, set, go!	1:25:33	1:25:34
# Watch that snail doing that dash	1:25:34	1:25:36
# Want to be number one	1:25:36	1:25:37
# He definitely races fast	1:25:37	1:25:39
# Got that pedal to the metal	1:25:39	1:25:40
# Vroom, vroom! Flooring that gas	1:25:40	1:25:42
# Got a need for speed That's all the people see	1:25:42	1:25:44
# You watch him move so fast	1:25:44	1:25:46
# Man, it's hard to believe	1:25:46	1:25:47
# But guess who did it Yeah, he did it	1:25:47	1:25:49
# He would never quit it	1:25:49	1:25:51
# To all his friends and fans look at him crossing the finish	1:25:51	1:25:54
# Turbo! You see this snail moving fast	1:25:54	1:25:56
# You slow, you gon' get passed	1:25:56	1:25:57
# You see him gaining position for first	1:25:57	1:25:59
# He won't be last	1:25:59	1:26:00
# He's ready to make a dash	1:26:00	1:26:01
# Snail quicker than a lightning flash	1:26:01	1:26:03
# His engine's roaring He's flooring he won't run out of gas	1:26:03	1:26:06
# Turbo! #	1:26:06	1:26:07

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