Shrek Forever After

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Once upon a time, a long time ago,	0:00:39	0:00:41
a king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona.	0:00:41	0:00:45
But she was possessed by a terrible curse.	0:00:45	0:00:48
By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre.	0:00:48	0:00:52
Only true love's kiss could lift her curse.	0:00:52	0:00:55
So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon,	0:00:55	0:00:58
until the day when her true love would arrive.	0:00:58	0:01:02
But, as the days turned into years,	0:01:02	0:01:04
the king and queen were forced to resort	0:01:04	0:01:07
to more desperate measures.	0:01:07	0:01:08
-Yah! -HORSES WHINNY	0:01:10	0:01:12
HORSES SNORT AND PANT	0:01:14	0:01:16
Hah! Yah!	0:01:18	0:01:20
GATES CREAK	0:01:30	0:01:32
CATS MEOW AND YOWL	0:01:38	0:01:41
Oh!	0:01:45	0:01:47
SHE PLAYS "DUELLING BANJOS"	0:01:47	0:01:49
Whoa, there.	0:01:58	0:02:00
I don't know about this, Lillian.	0:02:01	0:02:03
Fairy Godmother said only true love's kiss	0:02:03	0:02:05
could break Fiona's curse.	0:02:05	0:02:07
I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope.	0:02:07	0:02:11
Besides, he does come highly recommended by King Midas.	0:02:11	0:02:15
But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this...person?	0:02:15	0:02:19
He's devious. He's deceitful. He's...he's...	0:02:19	0:02:24
Rumpelstiltskin!	0:02:24	0:02:26
THUNDER CRACKS	0:02:26	0:02:27
GOOSE HONKS	0:02:27	0:02:28
Mrs Highness.	0:02:30	0:02:31
Ugh... How...how do you do?	0:02:31	0:02:33
GOOSE HISSES	0:02:33	0:02:35
Down, Fifi. Get down!	0:02:35	0:02:37
As you can see, everything's in order.	0:02:38	0:02:41
So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse?	0:02:41	0:02:45
And, in return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to me.	0:02:45	0:02:49
THUNDER CRACKS	0:02:49	0:02:51
-Lillian, this is madness! -What choice do we have, Harold?	0:02:55	0:02:59
Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long.	0:02:59	0:03:03
It's not like she's getting any younger.	0:03:03	0:03:05
But to sign over our entire kingdom?	0:03:05	0:03:07
Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter...	0:03:07	0:03:11
NOTHING is worth more to us than our daughter.	0:03:11	0:03:14
Jump, Fifi, jump!	0:03:17	0:03:19
Oh!	0:03:20	0:03:21
Just sign it and all your problems will disappear.	0:03:24	0:03:28
THUNDER CRACKS	0:03:28	0:03:31
Ah...	0:03:33	0:03:34
Your Highness! The Princess! She's been saved!	0:03:37	0:03:41
THEY BOTH GASP	0:03:41	0:03:42
Huh?	0:03:42	0:03:43
Oh... Who saved her?	0:03:45	0:03:48
No-one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek,	0:03:48	0:03:51
whose roar was feared throughout the land,	0:03:51	0:03:53
would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.	0:03:53	0:03:56
True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies!	0:03:56	0:03:59
The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace.	0:03:59	0:04:02
Oh, goody for them(!)	0:04:02	0:04:03
And they lived happily ever after!	0:04:03	0:04:06
Er, sir? You're going to have to pay for that.	0:04:07	0:04:10
Er...	0:04:10	0:04:11
M-Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?	0:04:11	0:04:14
Oh, I'm not a real boy.	0:04:14	0:04:16
Do you want to be?	0:04:16	0:04:18
Argh!	0:04:18	0:04:19
Oof!	0:04:19	0:04:20
Nobody needs your deals any more, Grumpel Stinkypants!	0:04:20	0:04:24
HE COUGHS	0:04:26	0:04:28
I wish that ogre was never born!	0:04:30	0:04:33
SQUEAKING	0:04:38	0:04:40
CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER	0:04:43	0:04:45
Wake up, Daddy, wake up!	0:04:45	0:04:46
THEY GIGGLE	0:04:46	0:04:48
-Good morning. -Good morning to you.	0:04:48	0:04:50
THEY ALL BELCH	0:04:52	0:04:54
Better out than in.	0:04:54	0:04:55
Hey! That's my line.	0:04:55	0:04:57
Did my little Fergus make a...	0:04:57	0:05:00
WHOA! ..big, grown-up ogre stink?!	0:05:00	0:05:03
Oh, that's diabolical!	0:05:03	0:05:07
Phew!	0:05:07	0:05:08
And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don't have to	0:05:08	0:05:12
change your undies to change the world!	0:05:12	0:05:14
HE GROWLS	0:05:14	0:05:15
I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.	0:05:15	0:05:17
Get in there. Get... Impossible to put on!	0:05:17	0:05:21
OK, the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop...	0:05:21	0:05:25
and, finally, into the castle.	0:05:25	0:05:28
THEY BLOW RASPBERRIES	0:05:28	0:05:29
-Play date! -Argh!	0:05:32	0:05:34
# Winter, spring, summer or fall	0:05:34	0:05:36
# All ya got to do is call! #	0:05:36	0:05:38
Then Shrek kissed the Princess.	0:05:40	0:05:42
She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived...	0:05:42	0:05:45
-..happily... -..ever... -..after.	0:05:45	0:05:47
THEY ALL CHEER	0:05:47	0:05:49
Look! A shooting star!	0:05:53	0:05:55
So, what did you wish for?	0:05:57	0:05:59
That every day could be like this one.	0:05:59	0:06:01
Ah, come here, you.	0:06:01	0:06:03
# One love	0:06:03	0:06:05
# One heart	0:06:06	0:06:08
# Let's get together	0:06:08	0:06:11
# And feel all right. #	0:06:11	0:06:13
DOLL SQUEAKS	0:06:13	0:06:15
Morning, Daddy.	0:06:15	0:06:17
Morning.	0:06:17	0:06:19
THEY BELCH AND FART	0:06:19	0:06:20
Better out than in.	0:06:20	0:06:21
BABY GIGGLES	0:06:21	0:06:22
Did my little Fergus make a...?	0:06:22	0:06:25
HE GURGLES	0:06:25	0:06:27
Cute. Real cute.	0:06:27	0:06:29
This lovable lug taught us	0:06:31	0:06:32
you don't have to change your undies to change the world!	0:06:32	0:06:36
-Play date! -Argh!	0:06:36	0:06:37
# And I'll be there... #	0:06:37	0:06:38
Ahh...	0:06:38	0:06:39
Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!	0:06:39	0:06:42
She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived...	0:06:42	0:06:45
-..happily... -..ever...	0:06:45	0:06:46
..after?	0:06:46	0:06:47
THEY ALL CHEER	0:06:47	0:06:48
SQUEAKING	0:06:48	0:06:49
-Daddy, get up! -Morning.	0:06:49	0:06:52
THEY BELCH AND FART	0:06:53	0:06:54
Better out than in.	0:06:54	0:06:56
This lovable lug...	0:06:56	0:06:57
-Play date! -No!	0:06:57	0:06:59
# You got a friend... #	0:06:59	0:07:01
Outhouse again!	0:07:01	0:07:02
Come on... Ow!	0:07:02	0:07:04
THEY BELCH	0:07:04	0:07:05
Undies!	0:07:07	0:07:08
CHILDREN LAUGH	0:07:08	0:07:10
FIONA: Outhouse!	0:07:10	0:07:11
Get up, get up!	0:07:11	0:07:12
-And they lived... -..happily... -..ever...	0:07:12	0:07:15
-DRAINED: -..after.	0:07:15	0:07:16
HE SIGHS	0:07:25	0:07:26
SHE SNORES SOFTLY	0:07:31	0:07:34
Roar.	0:08:04	0:08:06
Raaaaarrrr!	0:08:08	0:08:11
HE SIGHS	0:08:14	0:08:15
Woohoo!	0:08:17	0:08:20
# Well, isn't is strange that your face is deranged	0:08:22	0:08:25
# Yet I love when it laughs and it says my name?	0:08:25	0:08:28
# Well, if you say it again	0:08:28	0:08:29
# Well, it just might hang	0:08:29	0:08:31
# And send you a telegram that dances and sings	0:08:31	0:08:35
# Singin' la-la-la-ah-ah-ah... #	0:08:35	0:08:36
HE GROWLS	0:08:36	0:08:38
Oh!	0:08:41	0:08:43
# Climbin' and climbin' and climbin' around	0:08:43	0:08:45
# You finally hit your head on the ceiling	0:08:45	0:08:47
# It's a regular dive and a shake and a smile	0:08:47	0:08:51
# That can only express these things... #	0:08:51	0:08:53
Nice landing, baby.	0:08:53	0:08:55
Hey! Now remember - don't eat the valet.	0:08:55	0:08:57
Happy birthday, ninos! Vamos a la fiesta!	0:08:58	0:09:01
Get...in...there...! Get...in!	0:09:01	0:09:03
CROWD: Hey, Shrek, Shrek!	0:09:03	0:09:05
Mr Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks?	0:09:06	0:09:08
And our torches?	0:09:08	0:09:10
Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!	0:09:10	0:09:11
Yeah, when you were a real ogre!	0:09:11	0:09:13
A "real" ogre?	0:09:13	0:09:15
# Happy birthday bash No more diaper rash	0:09:15	0:09:17
# When you're older Your friends still remain the same	0:09:17	0:09:19
# Super duper party pooper Birthday, birthday, birthday bash	0:09:19	0:09:23
-ALL: -# Birthday bash Da-da-da-da-da! #	0:09:23	0:09:25
THEY CHEER	0:09:25	0:09:26
C'mon, Shrek, it's a sing-along. You've got to SING ALONG!	0:09:26	0:09:29
No, thanks.	0:09:29	0:09:30
Please? I'll be your best friend.	0:09:30	0:09:32
Why does being your best friend	0:09:32	0:09:34
entail me doing everything I DON'T want to do?	0:09:34	0:09:37
Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear.	0:09:37	0:09:39
Excuse me, Mr Shrek?	0:09:39	0:09:41
Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son?	0:09:41	0:09:43
He's a big, big fan.	0:09:43	0:09:44
Do the roar.	0:09:44	0:09:45
You know, I'd rather not. It's my kids' birthday party.	0:09:45	0:09:48
Do the roar.	0:09:48	0:09:49
Er, honey?	0:09:49	0:09:50
-Why don't you go check on the cake? -Sure.	0:09:50	0:09:53
And don't forget the candles.	0:09:53	0:09:54
HE SIGHS	0:09:54	0:09:55
Hold still.	0:09:55	0:09:56
Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man.	0:09:56	0:09:58
I always wanted chaps! Yee-haw! Giddy up!	0:09:58	0:10:01
-Ah, Monsieur Shrek. -Howdy, Shrek!	0:10:01	0:10:03
Your cake. Voila!	0:10:03	0:10:05
Oh, what is THAT supposed to be?	0:10:05	0:10:07
That's Sprinkles the Ogre!	0:10:07	0:10:09
Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.	0:10:09	0:10:11
But happy. It's a party, Shrek. You gotta cheer up!	0:10:11	0:10:14
I'm in a great mood, actually.	0:10:14	0:10:15
-Oh, I'm going to lick me a rainbow! -Donkey!	0:10:15	0:10:18
As long as you're not doing anything,	0:10:18	0:10:20
how about a famous Shrek roar?	0:10:20	0:10:21
Do the roar.	0:10:21	0:10:22
Let me set you straight, Butter Pants -	0:10:22	0:10:24
an ogre only roars when he's angry.	0:10:24	0:10:26
You don't want to see me angry, do you?	0:10:26	0:10:29
Do it.	0:10:29	0:10:30
Hold it together. Just hold it together.	0:10:31	0:10:33
Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.	0:10:33	0:10:35
Oh, good.	0:10:35	0:10:37
SHE GASPS What happened to the cake?!	0:10:37	0:10:38
Trust me. It's an improvement.	0:10:38	0:10:40
-You licked it! -No.	0:10:40	0:10:42
Just because you're an ogre, doesn't mean you have to eat like one.	0:10:42	0:10:45
Looks like you forgot the candles!	0:10:45	0:10:46
-BALLOON POPS -Argh!	0:10:46	0:10:48
OK, just watch the cake. I'll go get them.	0:10:48	0:10:49
Watch the cake?	0:10:49	0:10:51
Argh! Where's the cake?!	0:10:51	0:10:52
-We ate the cake. -Ja.	0:10:52	0:10:53
What?	0:10:53	0:10:54
-BABY CRIES -No, don't cry.	0:10:54	0:10:56
Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar.	0:10:56	0:10:59
-Do the roar. -Er, roar.	0:10:59	0:11:00
-I don't like it. -Pigs, we need another cake.	0:11:00	0:11:03
But we ate the other cakes.	0:11:03	0:11:04
C'mon, man. One roar.	0:11:04	0:11:05
Hey, everybody! Shrek's going to do his famous ogre roar!	0:11:05	0:11:08
Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes?	0:11:08	0:11:11
-We ate them, too. -They have lollipops.	0:11:11	0:11:13
No, I ate them.	0:11:13	0:11:14
-You didn't share? -Well, you didn't share the croissants!	0:11:14	0:11:17
-Everything's going to be OK. -Shrek, what's going on?	0:11:17	0:11:20
-Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! -Do the roar.	0:11:20	0:11:22
CRYING AND CHATTER	0:11:22	0:11:23
We need the cake!	0:11:23	0:11:25
BALLOON POPS	0:11:25	0:11:26
Cake! Cake! Cake!	0:11:26	0:11:29
ROOOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOAR!	0:11:29	0:11:37
THEY ALL CHEER	0:11:40	0:11:43
I love you, Daddy.	0:11:43	0:11:44
Everybody, I have found another cake!	0:11:44	0:11:47
Shrek? Are you OK?	0:11:48	0:11:50
-CROWD CHANTS: -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!	0:11:50	0:11:52
Rargh!	0:11:52	0:11:53
THEY ALL GASP	0:11:53	0:11:54
Unbelievable.	0:12:17	0:12:18
Tell me about it! Those villagers...	0:12:18	0:12:20
I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you.	0:12:20	0:12:23
Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?	0:12:23	0:12:26
Oh, great. So this is all MY fault?	0:12:26	0:12:28
Yes. But you know what?	0:12:28	0:12:30
Let's talk about this after the party, at home.	0:12:30	0:12:32
You mean that roadside attraction we live in?	0:12:32	0:12:35
"Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!"	0:12:35	0:12:40
I USED to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke!	0:12:40	0:12:44
OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be.	0:12:44	0:12:48
But maybe that's not such a bad thing.	0:12:48	0:12:50
I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre.	0:12:50	0:12:53
You spent half your life in a palace.	0:12:53	0:12:56
And the other half locked away in a tower.	0:12:56	0:12:58
Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be!	0:13:00	0:13:04
Back when villagers were afraid of me,	0:13:04	0:13:06
and I could take a mud bath in peace.	0:13:06	0:13:08
When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it!	0:13:08	0:13:12
Back when the world made sense!	0:13:12	0:13:15
You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?	0:13:15	0:13:18
Exactly!	0:13:18	0:13:19
Shrek, you have three beautiful children,	0:13:25	0:13:29
a wife who loves you,	0:13:29	0:13:31
friends who adore you.	0:13:31	0:13:34
You have everything.	0:13:34	0:13:35
Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?	0:13:38	0:13:42
That's just great.	0:14:02	0:14:04
If she thinks I'm going to slink back there and apologise,	0:14:11	0:14:14
she's got another think coming. She's not the boss of me.	0:14:14	0:14:17
I'm an ogre and I'm not going to apologise for acting like one.	0:14:17	0:14:21
Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me!	0:14:21	0:14:25
Please, help! Ohh...	0:14:25	0:14:27
Please, help!	0:14:27	0:14:29
I'm stuck! Help!	0:14:29	0:14:31
Oh, please, help!	0:14:31	0:14:33
Someone, anyone! Help me!	0:14:33	0:14:36
The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel!	0:14:36	0:14:40
Grandma? Is that you?	0:14:40	0:14:42
Yeah, it's me, Granny.	0:14:42	0:14:43
An ogre! Oh, please, Mr Ogre, please don't eat me!	0:14:43	0:14:47
I'm not going to eat you.	0:14:47	0:14:49
But you are an ogre... Aren't you?	0:14:49	0:14:52
Yeah, well, I... I used to be.	0:14:52	0:14:55
Look, move out or get crushed.	0:14:55	0:14:57
So you're not going to eat me?	0:14:57	0:14:59
No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.	0:14:59	0:15:04
Hey, wait up! What's your rush? Where you going?	0:15:05	0:15:08
Nowhere.	0:15:08	0:15:10
What a coincidence! I was just heading that way myself.	0:15:10	0:15:12
But, seriously, let me give you a ride. I insist.	0:15:12	0:15:17
Come on. It's the least I can do after all you've done for me.	0:15:17	0:15:21
I got a hot rat cooking.	0:15:22	0:15:24
FIFI HONKS	0:15:24	0:15:25
All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?	0:15:26	0:15:29
A liquid libation to ease that frustration?	0:15:29	0:15:32
-Eyeball-tini? -Well, maybe just one.	0:15:32	0:15:36
So the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talking about."	0:15:37	0:15:41
THEY LAUGH	0:15:41	0:15:42
I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.	0:15:42	0:15:45
To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities.	0:15:45	0:15:48
You are free to pillage and terrorise as you please.	0:15:48	0:15:51
-Free? That's a laugh. -Oh, yeah?	0:15:51	0:15:55
Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again.	0:15:55	0:16:00
Why didn't you say so?	0:16:00	0:16:01
Magical transactions are my speciality! Come on.	0:16:01	0:16:04
Oh, great(!) Next to mimes, magicians are my favourite people.	0:16:04	0:16:08
-HE LAUGHS INSINCERELY -Hold on.	0:16:08	0:16:10
King for a month... Knight for a week... Ah!	0:16:10	0:16:13
Ogre for a day.	0:16:17	0:16:19
Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated.	0:16:20	0:16:22
You'll be, like, "Roar!"	0:16:22	0:16:23
And the villagers will be, like, "Get away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"	0:16:23	0:16:27
It would be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle.	0:16:27	0:16:30
When the world made sense.	0:16:30	0:16:34
All right, what's the catch?	0:16:34	0:16:36
Catch? No. There's no catch. No catchings, really.	0:16:36	0:16:39
I mean, there's something. Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.	0:16:39	0:16:42
All right, I knew it. So what do you want?	0:16:42	0:16:45
-A day. -A day?	0:16:45	0:16:46
-TIMER PINGS -Rat's done!	0:16:46	0:16:49
To make the magic work, you gotta give something to get something.	0:16:49	0:16:52
In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. That's all.	0:16:52	0:16:55
I can't just pick up and leave my family.	0:16:55	0:16:58
But that's the best part, Shrek! It's a magical contract.	0:16:58	0:17:02
No-one will even know you're gone.	0:17:02	0:17:04
And by the time this day is up,	0:17:04	0:17:06
you are going to feel like a changed ogre.	0:17:06	0:17:09
Still, I don't know.	0:17:10	0:17:12
Hey, no problem. Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter.	0:17:12	0:17:16
Hey, do you like white meat or dark meat?	0:17:16	0:17:18
So what day would I have to give up?	0:17:20	0:17:23
I don't know, any day. A day from your past.	0:17:23	0:17:25
How about the day you had the flu? A day you lost a pet?	0:17:25	0:17:28
A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn't belong,	0:17:28	0:17:31
destroying your business and ruining your life?!	0:17:31	0:17:34
Just for an example.	0:17:35	0:17:37
How about the day I met Donkey?	0:17:37	0:17:39
Now, there's a day I'd like to take back.	0:17:39	0:17:41
THEY LAUGH	0:17:41	0:17:42
I don't know who that is.	0:17:42	0:17:44
I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember?	0:17:44	0:17:47
Like a day when you were a baby.	0:17:47	0:17:49
An innocent, mindless little baby.	0:17:49	0:17:53
Take any of those days you want.	0:17:53	0:17:54
Take them all for all I care.	0:17:54	0:17:56
Oh, just one will do.	0:17:56	0:17:59
OK, good. A day from your childhood it is.	0:17:59	0:18:03
I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself.	0:18:03	0:18:06
It's just 24 tiny little hours.	0:18:06	0:18:08
-I'm still my own ogre! -Yeah, you is!	0:18:08	0:18:10
I never needed to ask for anyone's permission before.	0:18:10	0:18:12
So why start now, huh?	0:18:12	0:18:15
Go on, Shrek.	0:18:23	0:18:25
-Sign it! -RUMBLING	0:18:25	0:18:27
-Go on, Shrek. -RUMBLING GETS LOUDER	0:18:27	0:18:30
Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!	0:18:30	0:18:31
You signed it.	0:18:33	0:18:35
So, tell me. What happens now?	0:18:35	0:18:37
Have a nice day.	0:18:37	0:18:38
HE CACKLES	0:18:38	0:18:40
Argh! Whoa.	0:18:42	0:18:44
Whoa!	0:18:47	0:18:49
WHO-O-O-OA!	0:18:49	0:18:51
Arrrrgh...!	0:18:51	0:18:54
Oof.	0:18:54	0:18:56
I think I fell on my keys.	0:18:56	0:18:58
There are 40 children in that giant shoe,	0:18:58	0:19:00
which is why the weasel goes pop to this very day.	0:19:00	0:19:03
Oh, great.	0:19:03	0:19:04
As we head over the river and through the woods...	0:19:04	0:19:06
Ogre!	0:19:06	0:19:08
THEY ALL SCREAM	0:19:08	0:19:09
HE CHUCKLES	0:19:15	0:19:17
Ahh...	0:19:17	0:19:18
# Such a feeling's coming over me	0:19:21	0:19:25
# There is wonder in most everything I see... #	0:19:25	0:19:30
Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!	0:19:30	0:19:32
-RARRR! -THEY ALL SCREAM	0:19:33	0:19:35
# Won't be surprised if it's a dream	0:19:36	0:19:40
# Everything I want the world to be... #	0:19:41	0:19:43
You may now kiss the bride.	0:19:43	0:19:45
# Is now coming true especially for me... #	0:19:45	0:19:49
RARR!	0:19:49	0:19:50
# And the reason is clear	0:19:50	0:19:53
# It's because you are near... #	0:19:53	0:19:54
RARR!	0:19:54	0:19:56
# The nearest thing to heaven that I've seen... #	0:19:56	0:19:59
RARR!	0:19:59	0:20:01
-# I'm on the top of the world... # -ROAR!	0:20:01	0:20:03
-WHISPERS: -Roar.	0:20:03	0:20:04
# Looking down on creation	0:20:04	0:20:06
# And the only explanation I can find	0:20:06	0:20:10
# Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around	0:20:10	0:20:15
# Your love's put me at the top of the world... #	0:20:15	0:20:19
This is the part where you run away!	0:20:23	0:20:26
# It's the love that I've found ever since you've been around	0:20:26	0:20:30
# Your love's put me at the top of the world. #	0:20:30	0:20:33
HE LAUGHS	0:20:33	0:20:35
HE SIGHS HAPPILY	0:20:39	0:20:41
Oh!	0:20:43	0:20:44
HE CHUCKLES	0:20:44	0:20:46
Well, sure is great to be WANTED again.	0:20:46	0:20:48
HE LAUGHS	0:20:48	0:20:50
Ooh, nice one.	0:20:50	0:20:51
Fiona?	0:21:00	0:21:01
Oh, no.	0:21:11	0:21:12
My home.	0:21:26	0:21:27
Fiona!	0:21:28	0:21:30
Fiona! Are you in there?!	0:21:32	0:21:35
Argh!	0:21:39	0:21:40
All right, Rumpel!	0:22:11	0:22:14
This wasn't part of the deal!	0:22:14	0:22:16
Rumpel!	0:22:19	0:22:20
Ogre!	0:22:41	0:22:44
THEY CACKLE	0:22:44	0:22:45
We've got another one, ladies! Get him!	0:22:45	0:22:47
Who are you?!	0:22:49	0:22:51
What are you doing in my swamp?	0:22:51	0:22:53
Argh!	0:22:56	0:22:57
Looks like a troublemaker!	0:22:59	0:23:01
HE COUGHS	0:23:07	0:23:09
Spread 'em!	0:23:13	0:23:14
Whoa!	0:23:14	0:23:16
Nice job, ladies!	0:23:16	0:23:18
Whoa!	0:23:21	0:23:22
You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights!	0:23:25	0:23:30
You have the right to shut your mouth!	0:23:30	0:23:32
DONKEY: # Just thinking about tomorrow	0:23:42	0:23:44
# Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none	0:23:44	0:23:48
# When I'm stuck with a day that's grey... #	0:23:48	0:23:51
Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?	0:23:51	0:23:54
# ..and grin... #	0:23:54	0:23:55
Donkey! Ow! OW!	0:23:55	0:23:57
# Oh, the sun will come out tomorrow	0:23:58	0:24:01
# So you gotta hang on to tomorrow	0:24:01	0:24:03
# Come what may	0:24:03	0:24:05
# Tomorrow... #	0:24:05	0:24:06
Donkey, where am I? What's happening?	0:24:06	0:24:08
Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.	0:24:08	0:24:11
Ai!	0:24:11	0:24:12
# But I've made up my mind	0:24:12	0:24:14
# Oh, I'm keeping my baby, ooh... #	0:24:14	0:24:17
Yeah, I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music.	0:24:17	0:24:20
Hey!	0:24:20	0:24:21
Will you witches make up your mind, please?	0:24:21	0:24:23
-Yah! -Argh!	0:24:23	0:24:24
# No matter what they take from me	0:24:24	0:24:28
# They can't take away my dignity! #	0:24:28	0:24:31
Psst! Donkey? What's going on? Do you know where Fiona is?	0:24:31	0:24:36
Ssh! Quiet, ogre!	0:24:36	0:24:37
You're going to get me in trouble and I need this job.	0:24:37	0:24:39
I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald.	0:24:39	0:24:41
Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. "E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.	0:24:41	0:24:44
Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon?	0:24:44	0:24:47
Look, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey.	0:24:47	0:24:50
I've never seen you before in my life.	0:24:50	0:24:52
Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey!	0:24:52	0:24:55
Hey, and how do you know my name anyway?	0:24:55	0:24:57
It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?	0:24:57	0:24:59
Ha! A donkey and an ogre friends?	0:24:59	0:25:02
That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!	0:25:02	0:25:04
SHREK SIGHS	0:25:04	0:25:06
Can you at least tell me where they're taking me?	0:25:06	0:25:09
To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.	0:25:09	0:25:13
-Stiltskin! -I said quiet!	0:25:13	0:25:15
Argh!	0:25:15	0:25:16
# Hit me with your best shot	0:25:16	0:25:18
# Why don't you hit me with your best shot? #	0:25:18	0:25:20
WHIP CRACKS Argh!	0:25:20	0:25:21
# Hit me with your best shot... #	0:25:21	0:25:23
Oh, no.	0:25:23	0:25:24
It's time to crumble!	0:25:36	0:25:39
Place your bets! Place your bets! We start tout de suite!	0:25:39	0:25:43
Yeah! Oh! Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!	0:25:43	0:25:46
Gingy?	0:25:47	0:25:49
Gingy snap!	0:25:52	0:25:54
There's one!	0:25:57	0:25:58
Disgusting, filthy ogre!	0:25:58	0:26:00
Hideous monster!	0:26:00	0:26:02
Filthy, filthy creature!	0:26:02	0:26:03
Disgusting creature!	0:26:03	0:26:06
Move it!	0:26:30	0:26:32
Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back.	0:26:48	0:26:51
Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!	0:26:51	0:26:55
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	0:26:57	0:26:59
STILTSKIN LAUGHS	0:27:27	0:27:29
Mr Stiltskin?	0:27:30	0:27:32
You got another customer.	0:27:34	0:27:36
-Wolfie! -Yes, Mr Stiltskin?	0:27:36	0:27:39
Bring me my business wig.	0:27:39	0:27:40
Mr Stiltskin, please...!	0:27:40	0:27:42
Ah-ah-ah-ah.	0:27:42	0:27:43
-OK, go. -Please make me a real boy!	0:27:45	0:27:48
Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy.	0:27:48	0:27:51
Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!	0:27:51	0:27:54
Stiltskin!	0:27:54	0:27:56
Oh, Shrek!	0:27:57	0:27:58
THEY ALL GASP	0:27:58	0:28:00
There he is!	0:28:00	0:28:01
No! So close!	0:28:01	0:28:03
Have I been waiting for you!	0:28:05	0:28:08
Ladies, this is the guy	0:28:08	0:28:11
that made all of this possible!	0:28:11	0:28:13
So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?	0:28:15	0:28:18
All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?	0:28:18	0:28:21
No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what YOU'VE done.	0:28:21	0:28:24
Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.	0:28:24	0:28:28
They would never do that.	0:28:28	0:28:29
They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.	0:28:29	0:28:34
And then THEY disappeared!	0:28:35	0:28:38
-THEY GASP -Oh! OH!	0:28:38	0:28:40
BOTH: Nooo...!	0:28:40	0:28:41
They would have done anything	0:28:46	0:28:48
if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.	0:28:48	0:28:50
-I -ended Fiona's curse!	0:28:50	0:28:53
How could you when you never existed?	0:28:53	0:28:55
You better start making sense, you dirty little man!	0:28:55	0:28:59
Here, let me spell it out for you!	0:28:59	0:29:01
You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember.	0:29:01	0:29:06
A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.	0:29:06	0:29:10
HE HUMS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"	0:29:10	0:29:12
You took the day I was born.	0:29:13	0:29:15
No, Shrek. You gave it to me.	0:29:15	0:29:18
Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up...	0:29:18	0:29:21
But you haven't heard the best part.	0:29:21	0:29:24
Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you.	0:29:24	0:29:30
Where's Fiona?	0:29:34	0:29:36
Where's my family?	0:29:36	0:29:37
Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you?	0:29:37	0:29:40
You see, you were never born.	0:29:40	0:29:43
You never met Fiona.	0:29:43	0:29:45
Your kids...don't...exist.	0:29:45	0:29:49
WITCHES CACKLE	0:29:49	0:29:51
How's that for a metaphysical paradox?	0:29:51	0:29:54
THEY ALL LAUGH	0:29:54	0:29:56
Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!	0:29:56	0:29:59
-Happy Ogre Day! -Rumpel!	0:29:59	0:30:02
Oh, oh!	0:30:02	0:30:04
HE ROARS Get him! Get him, witches!	0:30:04	0:30:06
You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays.	0:30:16	0:30:19
Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes.	0:30:19	0:30:22
Whoa!	0:30:22	0:30:23
Come on, girls!	0:30:28	0:30:30
Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it!	0:30:40	0:30:44
I'll be right back, Donkey!	0:30:46	0:30:48
I don't know you! I don't know him!	0:30:48	0:30:51
I'm glad I'm not you.	0:31:10	0:31:12
Argh! Help me! Help!	0:31:15	0:31:18
Oh, no! Help!	0:31:18	0:31:20
No, not my pretty ball!	0:31:28	0:31:30
Whoa!	0:31:31	0:31:33
Watch out!	0:31:34	0:31:36
Wolfie?	0:31:47	0:31:49
My angry wig.	0:31:49	0:31:51
Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!	0:31:59	0:32:02
Donkey! Get off of me!	0:32:02	0:32:04
Watch it with your pointy hooves!	0:32:04	0:32:07
Oof!	0:32:09	0:32:10
Oh...	0:32:10	0:32:11
-Just take my wallet! -Hey! -Just take my wallet!	0:32:13	0:32:16
I'm being ass-napped!	0:32:16	0:32:17
Animal cruelty! Help!	0:32:17	0:32:19
You need to calm down!	0:32:19	0:32:21
I'm your friend.	0:32:21	0:32:23
I'm not going to hurt you, all right?	0:32:23	0:32:26
Good. I'm going to let go...	0:32:26	0:32:28
right...now.	0:32:28	0:32:30
Please! Eat my face last! Send my hooves to my mama!	0:32:30	0:32:33
Donkey! You've got to trust me.	0:32:33	0:32:35
-Why should I trust you? -Because...	0:32:35	0:32:38
Because, er...	0:32:38	0:32:40
OK.	0:32:43	0:32:45
-OFF-KEY: -# Winter, spring, summer or fall	0:32:48	0:32:53
# All you've got to do is call	0:32:53	0:32:57
# And I'll be there Yeah, yeah, yeah	0:32:57	0:33:00
# You've got a frie-e-e-end. #	0:33:00	0:33:05
Aaaargh!	0:33:16	0:33:18
Fine! Go ahead! Run away! Who needs you?	0:33:21	0:33:25
DOLL SQUEAKS	0:33:34	0:33:35
SQUEAK	0:33:45	0:33:47
I've never seen an ogre cry.	0:33:57	0:34:00
I'm not crying.	0:34:05	0:34:07
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time.	0:34:07	0:34:09
Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens,	0:34:09	0:34:12
or my grandma kissing a baby kitten, or a little baby grandma kitten.	0:34:12	0:34:16
DONKEY SOBS	0:34:16	0:34:18
-That is so darn sad. -I said, I'm not crying!	0:34:18	0:34:20
Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.	0:34:20	0:34:22
It's none of my business why you're upset.	0:34:22	0:34:24
By the way, why are you upset?	0:34:25	0:34:27
I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.	0:34:27	0:34:30
You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh?	0:34:30	0:34:32
No. I signed this.	0:34:32	0:34:34
DONKEY GASPS	0:34:34	0:34:35
You should NEVER sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin!	0:34:35	0:34:38
Yeah, I got that.	0:34:38	0:34:39
-His fine print is crafty. -I know.	0:34:39	0:34:41
-His exit clauses are sneaky. -Yeah, I...	0:34:41	0:34:44
-What did you say? -I'm talking about the exit clause.	0:34:44	0:34:46
Used to be, you had to guess his name,	0:34:46	0:34:48
but now EVERYBODY knows Rumpelstiltskin.	0:34:48	0:34:50
Donkey, I've read the fine print.	0:34:50	0:34:52
There's nothing about an exit clause in here.	0:34:52	0:34:54
Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you.	0:34:54	0:34:56
Here, let me show you how it's done.	0:34:56	0:34:58
I didn't spend all that time around them witches	0:34:58	0:35:00
without picking up a few tricks.	0:35:00	0:35:02
Your tiny ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend	0:35:02	0:35:04
the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills.	0:35:04	0:35:06
What are you doing?	0:35:06	0:35:08
Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off.	0:35:08	0:35:11
Thank you. OK, here's what you gotta do. You fold this piece here,	0:35:11	0:35:14
make this letter match up here, bring this corner here,	0:35:14	0:35:17
and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There!	0:35:17	0:35:21
"Try Lou's Bliss."	0:35:21	0:35:23
Who's Lou?	0:35:26	0:35:27
Give me that!	0:35:27	0:35:29
"True Love's Kiss."	0:35:34	0:35:36
Hey, you have to take me to dinner first.	0:35:38	0:35:41
"According to fairy-tale law, if not fully satisfied,	0:35:41	0:35:45
"true love's kiss will render this contract null and void."	0:35:45	0:35:48
Donkey, you did it!	0:35:48	0:35:50
Oh, look at you!	0:35:50	0:35:52
If Fiona and I share true love's kiss, I will get my life back!	0:35:52	0:35:56
OK! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona?	0:35:56	0:35:59
Well, that's just it, you see.	0:36:01	0:36:03
I don't know.	0:36:03	0:36:04
When I lose something, I try to retrace my steps.	0:36:04	0:36:07
So...where did you leave her last?	0:36:07	0:36:09
The last time I saw her,	0:36:09	0:36:12
I told her I wished I'd never rescued her.	0:36:12	0:36:14
Oh, no.	0:36:16	0:36:18
Shrek?	0:36:18	0:36:19
Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!	0:36:19	0:36:22
What are you, crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep!	0:36:22	0:36:24
They keep dragons in there! Argh!	0:36:24	0:36:26
OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!	0:36:28	0:36:29
I'm going to just hang back here and find us some breakfast!	0:36:29	0:36:32
Fiona!	0:36:42	0:36:44
Oh, no.	0:37:17	0:37:19
If I didn't save Fiona...	0:37:29	0:37:32
..then who did?	0:37:34	0:37:36
This is the favour Fiona was supposed to give me...	0:37:46	0:37:49
on the day we met.	0:37:49	0:37:51
It's a symbol of our love.	0:37:52	0:37:55
Now smell it!	0:37:55	0:37:56
Hey, man, get that dirty favour out of my face!	0:37:56	0:37:58
Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife,	0:37:58	0:38:02
so stop complaining and start smelling.	0:38:02	0:38:05
Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!	0:38:05	0:38:06
Do I look like a bloodhound to you?	0:38:06	0:38:08
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey, not a dog!	0:38:08	0:38:10
If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, not Donkey!	0:38:10	0:38:13
And another thing... HE SNIFFS	0:38:13	0:38:15
Wait a minute.	0:38:15	0:38:17
I think I got something.	0:38:17	0:38:19
-Whatever it is, it's sweet. -Fiona.	0:38:19	0:38:22
Luscious and tasty.	0:38:22	0:38:23
Hey! That's my wife you're talking about.	0:38:23	0:38:26
Donkey!	0:38:27	0:38:29
HE SNIFFS	0:38:30	0:38:32
Yeah! Waffles!	0:38:32	0:38:35
And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story.	0:38:35	0:38:38
Sticky stacks of golden, syrupy deliciousness!	0:38:38	0:38:42
Donkey! Don't eat that!	0:38:42	0:38:44
There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest.	0:38:44	0:38:48
Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?	0:38:48	0:38:50
Oh, you're going to... I'm just... What are you...?	0:38:50	0:38:53
Bad Donkey! Mustn't.	0:38:53	0:38:55
I said, don't! Don't! No! Get away from it.	0:38:55	0:38:59
-You did. -Mmm... Ah!	0:38:59	0:39:01
Uh-oh.	0:39:01	0:39:03
Oh.	0:39:03	0:39:04
Look out!	0:39:07	0:39:08
Argh!	0:39:10	0:39:11
-Donkey! -Ow!	0:39:11	0:39:12
Are you OK?	0:39:12	0:39:14
I'm fine.	0:39:14	0:39:15
Argh!	0:39:15	0:39:17
Donkey...	0:39:17	0:39:18
Help! Help me!	0:39:20	0:39:22
Hey, Shrek! Help!	0:39:22	0:39:25
Watch your head.	0:39:48	0:39:49
Hey, it's a new guy!	0:39:49	0:39:50
Look at him, all dressed up in his Sunday vest.	0:39:50	0:39:52
He's really tiny, isn't he?	0:39:52	0:39:54
Yeah. Fate has delivered us a comrade-in-arms	0:39:54	0:39:56
and for that, we are thankful. Suit him up!	0:39:56	0:39:58
-Let's go, greenie. -Now, wait a minute!	0:39:58	0:40:01
Oof! Ow!	0:40:03	0:40:04
-Hey! -Here you go.	0:40:04	0:40:07
-Welcome to the resistance. -"Resistance"?	0:40:12	0:40:14
We fight for freedom...	0:40:14	0:40:16
and ogres everywhere!	0:40:16	0:40:18
HIS EARS TRUMPET	0:40:18	0:40:21
THEY ALL TRUMPET	0:40:21	0:40:24
THEY ALL CHEER	0:40:24	0:40:27
I didn't know we could do that.	0:40:27	0:40:29
Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!	0:40:29	0:40:31
I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...	0:40:31	0:40:33
I'll take him! This order's to go.	0:40:33	0:40:36
Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.	0:40:36	0:40:38
Trust me, you don't want to eat this one.	0:40:38	0:40:40
I go down smooth, but come out fighting!	0:40:40	0:40:43
-Let go! -Don't make Mama mad.	0:40:43	0:40:45
Your dinner is my friend!	0:40:45	0:40:46
-Come on, guys! -I got to get the giblets out!	0:40:46	0:40:48
-TRUMPETING -She's back. -There she is.	0:40:48	0:40:51
Fiona!	0:41:07	0:41:08
Oh, I'm so happy I found you!	0:41:09	0:41:12
-SLOW-MOTION: -Oo-o-o-o-o-ow!	0:41:13	0:41:16
Ugh...	0:41:18	0:41:20
Maybe you missed orientation,	0:41:20	0:41:21
but, for future reference, personal space is very important to me.	0:41:21	0:41:25
You don't know who I am, do you?	0:41:26	0:41:28
No.	0:41:28	0:41:29
Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away.	0:41:29	0:41:31
Gather the others and meet me in the war room. Fiona...	0:41:31	0:41:34
Gretched, make sure everyone is prepared to move out tonight.	0:41:34	0:41:37
-I need to talk to you. -What is it?	0:41:37	0:41:39
OK, I know you don't remember me, but...	0:41:39	0:41:42
..we're married. Hear me out.	0:41:43	0:41:45
And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet,	0:41:45	0:41:48
the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks,	0:41:48	0:41:50
and this boy kept saying, "Do the roar."	0:41:50	0:41:52
Then I punched the cakes that the pigs ate and the next thing I knew,	0:41:52	0:41:55
my donkey fell in your waffle hole.	0:41:55	0:41:57
Right? Who's with me?	0:41:59	0:42:01
Whoa. I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought.	0:42:02	0:42:05
LAUGHTER	0:42:05	0:42:06
-Fiona, I need to... -Caw! Caw!	0:42:06	0:42:08
Witches! All right, everyone, you know the drill!	0:42:09	0:42:12
Fiona! Witches! Oh, no!	0:42:12	0:42:14
-Witches! Witches! -Come on, now.	0:42:14	0:42:16
Fiona, that's the third patrol today. We can't hide for ever.	0:42:43	0:42:46
Trust me, Brogan. After tonight, we won't have to.	0:42:46	0:42:49
-That's your wife? -That's my wife.	0:42:51	0:42:55
Well, I see who wears the chain mail in your family!	0:42:55	0:42:57
STILTSKIN SIGHS	0:42:59	0:43:01
Some people like to look at the goblet as...as half empty.	0:43:01	0:43:05
Me, I like to look at it as half full.	0:43:05	0:43:10
We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies.	0:43:10	0:43:13
But we're not just an empire.	0:43:13	0:43:17
We're a family.	0:43:17	0:43:19
Everyone has got their cupcake? Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?	0:43:19	0:43:23
Good.	0:43:23	0:43:24
Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres.	0:43:24	0:43:27
And so one got away. Who cares? It's not a big deal.	0:43:27	0:43:32
It doesn't matter to me.	0:43:32	0:43:34
It's not like it's the end of the world.	0:43:34	0:43:36
Except...funny thing.	0:43:38	0:43:41
Now that I think about it, the ogre who got away is Shrek!	0:43:41	0:43:44
And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise,	0:43:44	0:43:47
it IS the end of the world! Our world!	0:43:47	0:43:50
My empire!	0:43:50	0:43:52
FIFI HONKS	0:43:52	0:43:54
HE SIGHS	0:43:54	0:43:55
But, as I was saying,	0:43:55	0:43:58
I like to look at the goblet as half full.	0:43:58	0:44:02
WITCHES WHIMPER	0:44:02	0:44:03
Yelling makes me so parched.	0:44:03	0:44:05
Would anyone care for some water?	0:44:05	0:44:07
Wet your whistle?	0:44:07	0:44:09
A clear, crisp, delicious glass...	0:44:09	0:44:12
of agua purificada?	0:44:12	0:44:15
Anybody's thirsty? Nobody's thirsty? No?	0:44:15	0:44:18
Well, then does anyone care to tell me	0:44:18	0:44:20
what it's going to take to get this ogre? You.	0:44:20	0:44:23
Faster brooms?	0:44:23	0:44:24
-No! -Pointier hats?	0:44:24	0:44:26
No! You!	0:44:26	0:44:27
Maybe we could hire a professional bounty hunter?	0:44:27	0:44:30
Argh! What a world! What a world!	0:44:30	0:44:33
Hm. You know, actually not a bad idea. Baba!	0:44:34	0:44:38
I need a bounty hunter.	0:44:38	0:44:40
And if music doth soothe the savage beast...	0:44:40	0:44:43
then I think I might know just the person!	0:44:43	0:44:46
Listen up, everyone. Word has come from Far Far Away.	0:44:48	0:44:53
Stiltskin is leading tonight's ogre hunt himself.	0:44:53	0:44:56
-He's never done that before. -What? Why?	0:44:56	0:44:58
-I bet that's because of us. -Ssh!	0:44:58	0:45:00
If that cupcake-eating clown	0:45:00	0:45:01
finally leaves the safety of his filthy witch nest...	0:45:01	0:45:05
he'll be vulnerable.	0:45:05	0:45:06
The plan's simple. If they follow the usual patrol route,	0:45:06	0:45:10
they'll reach the river by midnight.	0:45:10	0:45:12
We'll be concealed along this road, waiting for his caravan.	0:45:12	0:45:15
Once they reach the clearing, I'll give the signal.	0:45:15	0:45:19
And then we attack!	0:45:19	0:45:21
And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this?	0:45:26	0:45:29
That's my chimichanga stand.	0:45:29	0:45:31
Um... No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.	0:45:31	0:45:34
Trust me, Fiona. Y'all going to be really hungry after this ambush, OK?	0:45:34	0:45:38
Go and finish your little speech.	0:45:38	0:45:40
All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears,	0:45:40	0:45:44
Rumpelstiltskin is gone and the chimichangas have been eaten,	0:45:44	0:45:48
Far Far Away will finally be free.	0:45:48	0:45:51
-And so will we. -Spread the word.	0:45:51	0:45:52
We move out as soon as Rumpel leaves the palace.	0:45:52	0:45:55
-Man, this is serious! -Tell me about it.	0:45:58	0:46:00
How am I ever going to get her to kiss me before sunrise?	0:46:00	0:46:03
-Actually, I was talking about the revolution. -Revolution?	0:46:03	0:46:06
Why don't you just tell her what you told me?	0:46:06	0:46:08
About how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.	0:46:08	0:46:11
While I'm at it, why don't I tell her	0:46:11	0:46:13
that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon	0:46:13	0:46:15
and you have little mutant donkey-dragon babies?!	0:46:15	0:46:18
I do?!	0:46:18	0:46:20
You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.	0:46:20	0:46:22
I'm a daddy?	0:46:22	0:46:24
You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once...	0:46:24	0:46:27
..then I can do it again.	0:46:29	0:46:30
Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons?	0:46:31	0:46:34
Donkey, ssh!	0:46:34	0:46:35
Hello?	0:46:35	0:46:37
Fiona?	0:46:38	0:46:39
You should not be here, senor.	0:46:45	0:46:48
Puss?	0:46:48	0:46:49
You've gotta be kidding me.	0:46:55	0:46:56
Oof!	0:47:00	0:47:02
HE HEAVES AND GROANS	0:47:02	0:47:04
Feed me, if you dare.	0:47:09	0:47:12
Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa...	0:47:12	0:47:15
..fa-ancy.	0:47:16	0:47:18
Do I know you?	0:47:18	0:47:20
Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt?	0:47:20	0:47:22
Your wee little boots?	0:47:22	0:47:24
Boots? For a cat? Ha!	0:47:24	0:47:27
But you're Puss IN Boots.	0:47:27	0:47:30
Maybe once.	0:47:30	0:47:32
But that is a name I have outgrown.	0:47:32	0:47:33
That's not the only thing you've outgrown.	0:47:33	0:47:35
Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement,	0:47:35	0:47:39
but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life.	0:47:39	0:47:42
I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase.	0:47:42	0:47:45
Eh, I'll get him later.	0:47:46	0:47:48
Ah, Puss, what have I done to you?	0:47:48	0:47:51
You've gone soft.	0:47:51	0:47:53
Well, I do get brushed twice a day.	0:47:53	0:47:56
Look, it's not too late to fix it.	0:47:58	0:47:59
All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona.	0:47:59	0:48:02
-What are you doing? -Hey! -Can I help you with something?	0:48:02	0:48:05
Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be -	0:48:05	0:48:08
rallying the troops, planning attacks,	0:48:08	0:48:10
so I brought you a little something to ease the tension.	0:48:10	0:48:14
A gift basket?	0:48:14	0:48:15
You're welcome. So let's see what you got.	0:48:15	0:48:18
Heart-shaped box of slugs. Ooh.	0:48:18	0:48:21
Skunk-scented candle. Mmm!	0:48:21	0:48:23
-Look, this really isn't the... -What's this? Coupons!	0:48:23	0:48:28
Let's see, "Good for one free foot massage.	0:48:28	0:48:30
"A mud facial!" Oh, and here's one...	0:48:30	0:48:32
"Good for one free kiss."	0:48:32	0:48:34
Let's cash it now.	0:48:34	0:48:36
Look, I don't know what this is all about,	0:48:36	0:48:38
but I'm trying to run a revolution.	0:48:38	0:48:40
So unless you have Rumpelstiltskin's head in there,	0:48:40	0:48:42
I suggest you take your gift basket,	0:48:42	0:48:44
get out of my tent and go make yourself useful!	0:48:44	0:48:48
Wow. You're right. I am sorry.	0:48:48	0:48:53
I was just trying to be friendly. No hard feelings?	0:48:53	0:48:56
An apologetic hug?	0:48:57	0:48:58
And a quick kiss goodbye.	0:48:59	0:49:01
Ow!	0:49:01	0:49:02
Hey! Ai! Argh!	0:49:02	0:49:03
Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?	0:49:03	0:49:06
Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute,	0:49:07	0:49:09
or do they make people feel uncomfortable?	0:49:09	0:49:11
-Where did we find THAT guy? -Could it be true?	0:49:11	0:49:14
Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft?	0:49:14	0:49:18
Don't be silly. Now who's a pretty kitty?	0:49:18	0:49:21
I am.	0:49:21	0:49:22
FIFI HONKS AND HISSES	0:49:22	0:49:24
Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.	0:49:30	0:49:32
FIFI HONKS	0:49:32	0:49:34
Honk.	0:49:34	0:49:35
All right, Piggies, be gone!	0:49:35	0:49:36
Don't forget to take her little potty box with you.	0:49:36	0:49:39
Ow! This little piggy wants to go home!	0:49:39	0:49:41
Mr Stiltskin! He's here.	0:49:41	0:49:44
Nice.	0:49:44	0:49:45
FLOWING FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS	0:49:45	0:49:49
RATS SQUEAK	0:49:49	0:49:53
Pied Piper.	0:49:58	0:50:00
How was your commute?	0:50:00	0:50:01
HE PLAYS IN RESPONSE	0:50:01	0:50:03
Ah. Good.	0:50:03	0:50:04
You call this guy a bounty hunter?	0:50:04	0:50:06
What's he going to do, flute those ogres a lullaby?	0:50:06	0:50:09
WITCHES CACKLE	0:50:09	0:50:10
HE PLAYS A JAZZ MELODY	0:50:14	0:50:17
Wha...? Oh, no. Ohh! Oh...!	0:50:17	0:50:20
-DANCE MUSIC STARTS -OK, got it!	0:50:20	0:50:23
Whoa! Make it stop!	0:50:23	0:50:25
All right, that's enough.	0:50:29	0:50:30
WITCHES PANT	0:50:30	0:50:33
Looks like it's time to pay the piper.	0:50:34	0:50:37
Griselda, seriously, it's time to pay the piper.	0:50:39	0:50:42
Now go get my chequebook! Go! Move! Get out!	0:50:42	0:50:45
Things are getting real sloppy around here!	0:50:45	0:50:48
Here, now make sure they eat up!	0:50:50	0:50:52
You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! Go on! Go!	0:50:52	0:50:55
Din-din!	0:50:55	0:50:57
-Come on, Donkey. -One more time, please?	0:51:04	0:51:07
All right, all right, but this is the last time.	0:51:07	0:51:09
Here it comes. Look at him.	0:51:11	0:51:13
DONKEY SNORTS	0:51:13	0:51:15
Urgh!	0:51:15	0:51:16
OGRES ALL LAUGH	0:51:16	0:51:17
I see you!	0:51:17	0:51:19
# These eyes have seen a lot of love	0:51:21	0:51:22
# But they never want to see another one like I had with you... #	0:51:22	0:51:25
That's quite a friend you've got there.	0:51:25	0:51:28
I can see why you haven't eaten him.	0:51:28	0:51:30
Donkey! I hate to pull you away from your adoring public,	0:51:30	0:51:32
but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.	0:51:32	0:51:35
-I need your help! -Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert?	0:51:35	0:51:38
ALL: Yeah!	0:51:38	0:51:40
-Where'd you get these? -Fiona's garbage.	0:51:40	0:51:42
Just another gift from some clueless lover boy.	0:51:42	0:51:45
LAUGHTER	0:51:45	0:51:47
That's a good one, Cookie!	0:51:47	0:51:49
Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain't going to work on her.	0:51:49	0:51:52
Works on me.	0:51:52	0:51:54
Donkey, what am I going to do? It's like I don't even know her.	0:51:54	0:51:57
You in trouble, Romeo.	0:51:57	0:51:58
The only thing Fiona cares about is her cause.	0:51:58	0:52:00
-To the cause! -ALL: To the cause!	0:52:00	0:52:03
THEY ALL CHEER	0:52:03	0:52:05
All right!	0:52:05	0:52:07
Hello!	0:52:28	0:52:30
Ai! It's...	0:52:30	0:52:31
-Nice moves. -What are you doing?	0:52:32	0:52:35
What does it look like? I'm getting ready for ambush action.	0:52:35	0:52:38
Oh, yeah. I always like to quad my lutes	0:52:38	0:52:40
and do some scrunches before an operational...op.	0:52:40	0:52:45
This one taken?	0:52:45	0:52:46
We use that to clean the toilets.	0:52:46	0:52:48
Ah.	0:52:48	0:52:49
And we use that one to clean the thing we clean the toilets with.	0:52:49	0:52:53
I knew that.	0:52:53	0:52:54
There you go, chief.	0:52:55	0:52:56
Whoa.	0:52:56	0:52:58
Whoa!	0:53:01	0:53:03
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY	0:53:04	0:53:05
Ohh!	0:53:05	0:53:07
Ai! Oh!	0:53:07	0:53:09
Hey, um...Scott?	0:53:12	0:53:15
My name is Shrek, actually.	0:53:15	0:53:17
You're going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight.	0:53:17	0:53:20
I'll be fine. I think I can take care of myse...	0:53:20	0:53:24
Well, let's see about that.	0:53:24	0:53:25
Hey! Hey... Hey!	0:53:25	0:53:28
What the...?	0:53:28	0:53:30
Yah!	0:53:30	0:53:31
Ow...	0:53:31	0:53:32
SHE GASPS	0:53:32	0:53:33
Fiona?	0:53:33	0:53:35
Oof!	0:53:35	0:53:36
THEY GRUNT WITH EFFORT	0:53:36	0:53:40
Arrgh!	0:53:40	0:53:41
Ohh...	0:53:41	0:53:42
Ho-ho!	0:53:42	0:53:44
Ha!	0:53:46	0:53:47
Oh...	0:53:47	0:53:48
-SHE GRUNTS WITH EFFORT -Argh!	0:53:48	0:53:50
SHE GIGGLES	0:53:50	0:53:52
THEY LAUGH	0:53:54	0:53:56
I got it.	0:54:06	0:54:07
Give me your hand.	0:54:07	0:54:09
The dragon goes under the bridge,	0:54:11	0:54:13
through the loop and finally...	0:54:13	0:54:15
..into the castle.	0:54:15	0:54:17
# I do	0:54:19	0:54:20
# Darlin', I do	0:54:20	0:54:23
# Darlin, I do... #	0:54:23	0:54:25
Wow.	0:54:25	0:54:26
# ..see you. #	0:54:26	0:54:28
OK. Good.	0:54:28	0:54:30
It seems like you can handle yourself.	0:54:30	0:54:32
-But, Fiona... -Now go get ready for the mission!	0:54:32	0:54:34
-I will, but Fiona... -That's an order!	0:54:34	0:54:37
All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed!	0:54:48	0:54:50
Remember - preparation is half the battle!	0:54:50	0:54:53
PUSS PUFFS	0:54:53	0:54:55
Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!	0:54:55	0:54:59
Ogre, ogre, un momento!	0:54:59	0:55:01
Phew! Just give me a minute.	0:55:02	0:55:04
Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time.	0:55:04	0:55:07
I am not believing what I have just witnessed.	0:55:07	0:55:10
Back there, you and Fiona.	0:55:10	0:55:12
There was a spark - a spark inside her heart	0:55:12	0:55:15
I thought was long extinguished.	0:55:15	0:55:16
It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love!	0:55:16	0:55:21
I AM her true love. I ended her curse.	0:55:21	0:55:25
You know of her curse?	0:55:25	0:55:26
By day, one way, by night another.	0:55:26	0:55:29
This shall be the norm.	0:55:29	0:55:32
Until you find true love's first kiss...	0:55:32	0:55:36
..and then take love's true form.	0:55:37	0:55:41
-PUSS GASPS -You even know the little rhyme!	0:55:41	0:55:44
It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her!	0:55:44	0:55:46
-How? -Convince her!	0:55:46	0:55:48
Go to her when she is alone	0:55:48	0:55:50
and tell her something that only her true love would know.	0:55:50	0:55:54
Know about what?! PUSS YOWLS	0:55:54	0:55:56
PUSS HISSES	0:55:56	0:55:57
Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him?	0:55:57	0:56:00
Excuse me. Coming through!	0:56:16	0:56:18
Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.	0:56:18	0:56:21
Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! Quick!	0:56:21	0:56:24
Andale! After him, burro! Com on, Donkey - vamonos!	0:56:24	0:56:27
Man, you are a CAT-tastrophe!	0:56:27	0:56:29
And YOU are ri-DONKEY-lous!	0:56:29	0:56:31
THEY BOTH LAUGH	0:56:32	0:56:34
I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.	0:56:37	0:56:39
Secure your positions!	0:56:44	0:56:46
-It's quite a view from up here. -What are you doing?!	0:57:02	0:57:04
Get back in position!	0:57:04	0:57:05
You need to know, once and for all, who I really am.	0:57:05	0:57:09
You are going to ruin everything!	0:57:09	0:57:10
Ruin everything? Actually, I'm going to fix everything -	0:57:10	0:57:13
the ogres, Rumpel, your curse.	0:57:13	0:57:15
How do you know about my curse?!	0:57:16	0:57:18
OK, OK, please, Fiona...	0:57:18	0:57:20
Just hear me out.	0:57:20	0:57:23
I can explain everything.	0:57:23	0:57:25
-Where's Fiona's signal? -What's she waiting for?	0:57:29	0:57:31
-He's going to get away! -No, he's not.	0:57:31	0:57:34
OGRES GASP	0:57:46	0:57:49
FAKE GOOSE PEEPS	0:57:49	0:57:51
Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know about my curse,	0:57:59	0:58:02
but if any of these ogres find out I'm...	0:58:02	0:58:04
-..a beautiful princess? -That is not who I am! Not any more.	0:58:04	0:58:08
-Look, I know you're upset. -You don't know anything about me.	0:58:08	0:58:11
I know EVERYTHING about you.	0:58:11	0:58:13
I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode.	0:58:13	0:58:16
-Big deal. -I know that when you sign your name,	0:58:16	0:58:18
-you put a heart over the "I". -So what?	0:58:18	0:58:20
I know that when you see a shooting star,	0:58:20	0:58:23
you cross your fingers on both hands, scrunch up your nose...	0:58:23	0:58:26
and you make a wish.	0:58:26	0:58:29
I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet,	0:58:29	0:58:31
and I know that you sleep by candlelight,	0:58:31	0:58:33
because every time you close your eyes...	0:58:33	0:58:35
..you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower.	0:58:36	0:58:39
But, most importantly, Fiona...	0:58:41	0:58:42
..I know that the reason you turn human every day...	0:58:44	0:58:47
..is because you've never been kissed...	0:58:49	0:58:52
..well...	0:58:53	0:58:54
..by me.	0:58:56	0:58:57
You move fast.	0:59:06	0:59:08
It-It's not me doing the moving.	0:59:08	0:59:10
ETHEREAL FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS	0:59:10	0:59:12
-Why is this happening?! -Love?	0:59:12	0:59:14
-No, I'm being forced to dance! -By love!	0:59:14	0:59:17
No, I can't stop myself! FLUTE MUSIC GETS LOUDER	0:59:17	0:59:20
Please! Make it stop!	0:59:20	0:59:23
I can't control myself!	0:59:23	0:59:25
THE PIPER PLAYS ON	0:59:25	0:59:28
Whoo! Yeah! Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen!	0:59:28	0:59:32
Mm, yeah! Hoo-hoo!	0:59:32	0:59:34
FIONA: Oh, no! It's the piper!	0:59:34	0:59:36
I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you!	0:59:39	0:59:42
-If you'd just let me kiss you! -What? You're insane!	0:59:42	0:59:46
HE PLAYS A RIFF	0:59:56	0:59:58
We must do something before they fandango themselves into oblivion!	1:00:01	1:00:05
-What can WE do? -First, you must stop dancing!	1:00:05	1:00:08
When somebody tooties that flutey, I got to shake my booty!	1:00:08	1:00:11
Then it's up to me!	1:00:11	1:00:13
ARGH!	1:00:13	1:00:14
Hurry! We must get them away from the music!	1:00:20	1:00:24
Puss and Donkey to the rescue! We saved the day!	1:00:27	1:00:30
THEY ALL SCREAM	1:00:30	1:00:33
PUSS CLEARS HIS THROAT	1:00:53	1:00:54
Er, Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?	1:00:54	1:00:57
Say what?!	1:00:57	1:00:58
Uh-uh. No. Hell...	1:00:58	1:01:00
I don't care how big your eyes get, player, it's not going down.	1:01:02	1:01:05
Er...	1:01:07	1:01:08
Aww... All right!	1:01:10	1:01:12
Stop!	1:01:12	1:01:13
-Where are you going? -To save my friends.	1:01:13	1:01:16
-How? -By getting yourself killed? -If that's what it takes.	1:01:16	1:01:19
Puss, say something.	1:01:19	1:01:20
-Puss?! -Let me explain...	1:01:20	1:01:22
That's how you knew so much about me.	1:01:22	1:01:24
-Fiona, wait! Kiss me. -What?	1:01:24	1:01:27
It's the only way to save your friends.	1:01:27	1:01:29
Get out of my way.	1:01:29	1:01:30
You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything!	1:01:30	1:01:34
MUSIC: "Fairytale" by John Powell and Harry Gregson-Williams	1:01:41	1:01:46
MUSIC FADES	1:01:53	1:01:54
I don't understand.	1:01:59	1:02:01
This doesn't make any sense.	1:02:01	1:02:03
True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything!	1:02:03	1:02:06
Yeah, you know, that's what they told me, too.	1:02:06	1:02:08
True love didn't get me out of that tower.	1:02:08	1:02:10
I did. I saved myself.	1:02:10	1:02:13
Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale.	1:02:14	1:02:18
Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!	1:02:18	1:02:20
How would you know?	1:02:20	1:02:22
Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep?	1:02:22	1:02:25
Did you live all alone in a miserable tower?	1:02:25	1:02:27
Did you cry yourself to sleep every night,	1:02:27	1:02:30
waiting for a true love that never came?!	1:02:30	1:02:32
But...	1:02:33	1:02:35
But I'M your true love.	1:02:35	1:02:37
Then where were you when I needed you?	1:02:37	1:02:40
Maybe you kissed her...wrong?	1:02:52	1:02:55
No.	1:02:55	1:02:56
The kiss didn't work...	1:02:56	1:02:58
..because Fiona doesn't love me.	1:02:59	1:03:01
OGRES ALL SHOUT	1:03:04	1:03:07
Don't despair, fellow ogres!	1:03:07	1:03:09
They can put us in cages, but they can't cage our honour!	1:03:09	1:03:12
PIPER PLAYS	1:03:12	1:03:14
Shrek and Fiona are TOGETHER?!	1:03:14	1:03:17
HE PLAYS NERVOUSLY	1:03:17	1:03:19
Yeah, I've heard enough of your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it!	1:03:19	1:03:23
Wolfie! My speech wig.	1:03:23	1:03:24
Baba! Ready my make-up. And, Piper, pull my socks up.	1:03:24	1:03:29
-THE PIPER PLAYS -Whee!	1:03:29	1:03:31
Tight.	1:03:31	1:03:32
Attention, citizens.	1:03:32	1:03:34
Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator!	1:03:34	1:03:38
Hello, people. It is I, Rumpelstiltskin,	1:03:40	1:03:43
shepherd of your dreams.	1:03:43	1:03:45
VILLAGER COUGHS	1:03:45	1:03:47
Recently, a certain somebody	1:03:47	1:03:50
has jeopardised our joyous lives.	1:03:50	1:03:54
And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek!	1:03:54	1:03:59
That is why I come to you, dear citizens.	1:03:59	1:04:01
For whomever brings me this ogre	1:04:01	1:04:04
shall receive the deal of a lifetime.	1:04:04	1:04:08
Just think of it! Total and complete happiness.	1:04:08	1:04:10
Ja!	1:04:10	1:04:12
Dazzling, radiant fulfilment! All your greatest wishes.	1:04:12	1:04:15
-Yeah! -Your wildest dreams.	1:04:15	1:04:17
Anything you could ever want! No strings attached!	1:04:17	1:04:21
Ahh...	1:04:21	1:04:22
But hurry, this is a limited-time offer.	1:04:22	1:04:25
So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks and get your mob on!	1:04:25	1:04:31
-MOB CHANTS: -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!	1:04:31	1:04:34
Go back where you came from!	1:04:37	1:04:39
It seems that we are safe.	1:04:43	1:04:45
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go.	1:04:45	1:04:48
What's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over.	1:04:48	1:04:52
Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now,	1:04:52	1:04:54
but things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see.	1:04:54	1:04:57
-I bet by this time tomorrow... -Hey - don't you understand?	1:04:57	1:05:00
There is no tomorrow. There's no day after that,	1:05:00	1:05:03
and there's no day after that day after that!	1:05:03	1:05:05
My life was perfect and I'm never going to get it back!	1:05:05	1:05:09
If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin?	1:05:09	1:05:12
Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! All right?	1:05:12	1:05:16
I didn't know what I had.	1:05:20	1:05:22
Uh! Ah! Ha!	1:05:22	1:05:24
Surrender now! Ah! I'm taking you in!	1:05:24	1:05:28
Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine!	1:05:28	1:05:32
Gingy.	1:05:32	1:05:34
-You unhand me, green devil! -What are you doing?	1:05:34	1:05:36
Collecting my bounty!	1:05:36	1:05:38
-Bounty? -What are you talking about, cracker?	1:05:38	1:05:40
Rumpelstiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime	1:05:40	1:05:43
-for whoever could bring you in. -Deal of a lifetime?	1:05:43	1:05:46
Where all your wishes come true.	1:05:46	1:05:49
Wait a minute.	1:05:50	1:05:52
-I can still fix this. -How you going to do that?	1:05:52	1:05:55
You know what?	1:05:55	1:05:56
I'm going to give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.	1:05:56	1:05:59
OK, Gingy, tell me about this...	1:05:59	1:06:01
Oh.	1:06:04	1:06:06
Were YOU going to eat that?	1:06:06	1:06:08
STILTSKIN: Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. Also not Shrek.	1:06:10	1:06:13
That's not even an ogre, it is a troll! Nice try.	1:06:13	1:06:16
-And that... -Roar?	1:06:16	1:06:17
..is just sad.	1:06:17	1:06:19
And what is THAT supposed to be?	1:06:19	1:06:21
I'm just a frightened old man.	1:06:21	1:06:23
Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty!	1:06:23	1:06:26
That is your father painted green.	1:06:26	1:06:27
No, it's Shrek! Honest!	1:06:27	1:06:30
Ai! Ow!	1:06:30	1:06:31
Take them away!	1:06:31	1:06:32
Can no-one bring me Shrek?! Where is he?	1:06:32	1:06:35
How hard can it be?! I want him! I want him! I want him!	1:06:35	1:06:38
-DOOR BANGS OPEN -Stiltskin!	1:06:38	1:06:39
I hear you're looking for me.	1:06:41	1:06:42
STILTSKIN CHUCKLES All right! Finally!	1:06:42	1:06:45
Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime?	1:06:45	1:06:49
-I -do. -What? But...	1:06:49	1:06:51
-If I'm turning myself in, -I -get the deal of a lifetime.	1:06:51	1:06:54
That means you have to give me anything I want.	1:06:57	1:07:01
No! Only true love's kiss can break your contract!	1:07:01	1:07:04
So if you thought you were just going to	1:07:04	1:07:06
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo in here and get your life back...	1:07:06	1:07:08
I'm not here to get my life back.	1:07:08	1:07:11
Then what DO you want?	1:07:11	1:07:13
PUSS YOWLS	1:07:21	1:07:22
The ogres. They are all free.	1:07:24	1:07:26
But where's Shrek?	1:07:26	1:07:28
This is not good.	1:07:33	1:07:34
I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending.	1:07:36	1:07:39
"The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres."	1:07:39	1:07:45
All that matters is that they're free...	1:07:45	1:07:49
and Fiona is safe.	1:07:49	1:07:51
Aww...I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that.	1:07:51	1:07:55
But, hey...	1:07:55	1:07:57
I guess you can tell her yourself.	1:07:57	1:07:59
WITCHES CACKLE	1:07:59	1:08:00
Fiona!	1:08:00	1:08:01
Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres!	1:08:10	1:08:14
Oh, yeah.	1:08:14	1:08:16
But Fiona isn't ALL ogre, is she?	1:08:16	1:08:20
"By day, one way, by night another." Blardy, blardy, blar.	1:08:23	1:08:28
Nobody's smart but me!	1:08:30	1:08:32
That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek.	1:08:40	1:08:43
Thank you.	1:08:43	1:08:45
No, you were right.	1:08:45	1:08:48
I wasn't there for you.	1:08:48	1:08:50
And not just at the Dragon's Keep, but...	1:08:50	1:08:53
..every day since.	1:08:54	1:08:56
Well...	1:08:57	1:08:58
you're here now.	1:08:58	1:09:00
Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!	1:09:03	1:09:05
Don't be a fool, mule!	1:09:05	1:09:06
She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter	1:09:06	1:09:09
than Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard.	1:09:09	1:09:10
And that cupboard wasn't guarded	1:09:10	1:09:12
by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches.	1:09:12	1:09:15
-WITCH: -Hey! We can hear you!	1:09:15	1:09:17
Sorry!	1:09:19	1:09:20
We must get into the palace.	1:09:21	1:09:23
Man, Shrek and me just busted out of that place!	1:09:23	1:09:25
But how?	1:09:25	1:09:26
The same way we're going to bust in.	1:09:28	1:09:30
Yay! My new pretty ball! Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?	1:09:35	1:09:39
I guess it'll have to do.	1:09:39	1:09:41
Witches, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for.	1:09:46	1:09:51
The main event of the evening!	1:09:51	1:09:54
I present Shrek and Fiona!	1:09:54	1:09:57
And now, to put the past behind us once and for all,	1:10:02	1:10:06
I give you a princess's worst nightmare!	1:10:06	1:10:09
Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep...	1:10:09	1:10:13
Dragon!	1:10:13	1:10:15
SHE ROARS	1:10:15	1:10:16
# Winter, spring, summer or fall	1:10:27	1:10:31
# All you've got to do is call	1:10:31	1:10:34
# And I'll be there Yeah, yeah, yeah... #	1:10:34	1:10:37
-Donkey? -And Puss...	1:10:37	1:10:39
..in Boots!	1:10:42	1:10:43
HE TAPS RHYTHMICALLY	1:10:43	1:10:45
TRUMPETING	1:10:45	1:10:48
Wha...?	1:10:49	1:10:50
BALL CREAKS	1:10:50	1:10:53
WITCHES SCREAM	1:10:53	1:10:54
DRAGON ROARS	1:11:05	1:11:07
PUSS AND DONKEY SCREAM	1:11:09	1:11:10
Get them, get them, witches!	1:11:13	1:11:14
Incoming!	1:11:16	1:11:18
-Donkey, woo her! -Woo who?	1:11:21	1:11:24
Your wife!	1:11:24	1:11:25
DRAGON GROWLS	1:11:25	1:11:27
Ahh...	1:11:29	1:11:30
MUSIC: "Hello" by Lionel Richie	1:11:33	1:11:36
# Hello	1:11:38	1:11:39
# Is it me you're looking for?	1:11:41	1:11:44
# I can see it in your eyes... #	1:11:45	1:11:48
-SHE SNORTS -Uh-oh.	1:11:48	1:11:50
Ah, ha-ha!	1:11:50	1:11:52
DRAGON ROARS	1:11:52	1:11:53
Wahoo!	1:11:53	1:11:55
I'll call you! We're in love!	1:11:55	1:11:58
SHE BELLOWS	1:11:58	1:11:59
Waa-ha! Whoa!	1:11:59	1:12:01
PUSS YOWLS	1:12:01	1:12:03
Fiona, hold on!	1:12:09	1:12:11
Hey, you!	1:12:12	1:12:14
Wha...? Huh?	1:12:40	1:12:42
-Chimichangas?! -Get 'em while they're hot!	1:12:42	1:12:45
DRAGON GROWLS	1:12:50	1:12:52
FIONA: Jump!	1:12:52	1:12:53
Now!	1:12:56	1:12:57
Woohoo!	1:13:01	1:13:03
The dragon goes under the bridge...	1:13:11	1:13:14
..through the loop...	1:13:14	1:13:16
..and, finally...	1:13:16	1:13:17
-BOTH: -..into the castle!	1:13:17	1:13:19
SCREAMING	1:13:23	1:13:25
Run!	1:13:25	1:13:26
Foo!	1:13:32	1:13:34
So long!	1:13:35	1:13:37
FIFI HONKS	1:13:38	1:13:39
Come on, Fifi, go!	1:13:39	1:13:41
Go! Witches, close up the floor!	1:13:41	1:13:42
Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!	1:13:44	1:13:46
Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!	1:13:46	1:13:50
Fifi, no!	1:13:50	1:13:52
Oh. Er...	1:13:54	1:13:56
Victory is ours!	1:13:56	1:13:58
THEY ALL CHEER	1:13:58	1:14:01
THEY TAP A FLAMENCO BEAT	1:14:01	1:14:02
Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.	1:14:06	1:14:09
Hey, we make a pretty good team.	1:14:09	1:14:12
You have no idea.	1:14:12	1:14:14
-Shrek? -Ugh...	1:14:21	1:14:24
Ah!	1:14:24	1:14:25
His day is up. His day is... Ack!	1:14:25	1:14:28
Shrek?	1:14:28	1:14:30
It's all right.	1:14:31	1:14:32
There has to be something I can do.	1:14:35	1:14:39
You've already done everything for me, Fiona.	1:14:39	1:14:42
You gave me a home and a family.	1:14:42	1:14:45
You have kids?	1:14:45	1:14:47
WE have kids.	1:14:47	1:14:49
Fergus, Farkle and a little girl named...	1:14:49	1:14:53
-BOTH: -..Felicia.	1:14:53	1:14:55
I've always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.	1:14:55	1:14:58
And someday...	1:14:58	1:14:59
-DOLL SQUEAKS -..you will.	1:15:00	1:15:03
You know what the best part of today was?	1:15:13	1:15:15
I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.	1:15:18	1:15:22
Fiona, the sunrise!	1:15:54	1:15:57
You're still...	1:15:57	1:15:59
an ogre!	1:15:59	1:16:00
-True love's form. -Impossible!	1:16:02	1:16:06
The kiss worked.	1:16:06	1:16:07
WIND HOWLS	1:16:07	1:16:09
CRACKING AND RUMBLING	1:16:09	1:16:11
What?!	1:16:13	1:16:15
FIFI HONKS	1:16:21	1:16:24
Fifi!	1:16:24	1:16:25
Argh! Meow!	1:16:25	1:16:27
Puss!	1:16:27	1:16:28
No, no, no, no!	1:16:30	1:16:32
No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait!	1:16:32	1:16:35
HE SCREAMS	1:16:35	1:16:38
..OO-OO-OO-OOAR!	1:16:38	1:16:40
THEY ALL CHEER	1:16:44	1:16:46
I love you, Daddy!	1:16:49	1:16:50
-CROWD CHANTS: -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!	1:16:50	1:16:55
Everybody, I have found another cake!	1:16:58	1:17:01
FIONA: Shrek? Are you OK?	1:17:01	1:17:03
-Oh... -Ooh! -..Fiona.	1:17:09	1:17:11
I've never been better.	1:17:11	1:17:14
Roar!	1:17:16	1:17:18
-Rarr! -Roar! -Rarr!	1:17:18	1:17:20
Oh...	1:17:20	1:17:21
Happy birthday, Farkle.	1:17:22	1:17:23
FARKLE GIGGLES	1:17:23	1:17:25
Fergus, my little man!	1:17:25	1:17:27
And Felicia, sweetheart, I believe this is yours.	1:17:27	1:17:31
DOLL SQUEAKS	1:17:31	1:17:33
Thank you, Daddy.	1:17:33	1:17:34
Aww...	1:17:34	1:17:36
Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about giving my babies an encore?!	1:17:36	1:17:38
Please, senor, let us have it!	1:17:38	1:17:40
CROWD CHEERS	1:17:40	1:17:42
HE TRUMPETS	1:17:42	1:17:45
CHILDREN TRUMPET	1:17:46	1:17:49
THEY ALL CHEER	1:17:49	1:17:51
-I didn't know we could do that. -That's my best friend!	1:17:51	1:17:54
CHILDREN LAUGH	1:17:54	1:17:56
You know, I always thought	1:17:56	1:17:58
-that -I -rescued YOU from the Dragon's Keep.	1:17:58	1:18:01
You did.	1:18:01	1:18:02
No. It was you that rescued me.	1:18:02	1:18:06
MUSIC: "Fairytale"	1:18:06	1:18:08
CROWD CHEERS	1:18:08	1:18:12
MUSIC: "I'm A Believer" By Weezer	1:18:25	1:18:29
# I thought love was only true in fairy tales	1:18:29	1:18:33
# Meant for someone else but not for me	1:18:35	1:18:38
# Love was out to get me	1:18:41	1:18:42
# That's the way it seemed	1:18:44	1:18:45
# Disappointment haunted all my dreams	1:18:46	1:18:50
# And then I saw her face	1:18:50	1:18:53
# Now I'm a believer	1:18:53	1:18:55
# Not a trace	1:18:56	1:18:59
# Of doubt in my mind	1:18:59	1:19:01
# I'm in love	1:19:02	1:19:03
# I'm a believer	1:19:04	1:19:06
# I couldn't leave her if I tried... #	1:19:06	1:19:09
PIPER PLAYS	1:19:11	1:19:13
# Then I saw her face	1:19:13	1:19:16
# Now I'm a believer	1:19:16	1:19:19
# Not a trace... #	1:19:19	1:19:20
THEY TRUMPET	1:19:20	1:19:21
# Of doubt in my mind	1:19:21	1:19:23
# Then I saw her face	1:19:24	1:19:26
# Now I'm a believer	1:19:27	1:19:29
-# Not a trace... # -Yee-ha!	1:19:30	1:19:33
-Yummy! -# Of doubt in my mind	1:19:33	1:19:35
# I'm in love	1:19:35	1:19:36
# I'm a believer	1:19:36	1:19:38
# I'm a believer	1:19:38	1:19:39
# I'm a believer	1:19:39	1:19:40
# I'm a believer	1:19:40	1:19:41
# I'm a believer	1:19:41	1:19:43
# I'm a believer. #	1:19:43	1:19:44
# For once in my life I have someone who needs me	1:19:51	1:19:56
# Someone I've needed so long	1:19:56	1:19:59
# For once, unafraid I can go where life leads me	1:19:59	1:20:04
# And somehow I know I'll be strong	1:20:04	1:20:08
# For once I can touch what my heart used to dream of	1:20:08	1:20:13
# Long before I knew	1:20:13	1:20:15
# Oh, someone warm like you	1:20:16	1:20:20
# Would make my dreams come true	1:20:21	1:20:24
# Yeah, yeah, yeah	1:20:24	1:20:25
# For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me	1:20:25	1:20:30
# Not like it's hurt me before	1:20:30	1:20:32
# For once, I have something I know won't desert me	1:20:34	1:20:39
# I'm not alone any more	1:20:39	1:20:42
# For once, I can say This is mine, you can't take it	1:20:42	1:20:47
# As long as I know I have love I can make it	1:20:47	1:20:50
# For once in my life I have someone who needs me	1:20:50	1:20:55
# Someone who needs me	1:20:55	1:20:58
# Ha-ha, hey, yeah	1:20:58	1:20:59
# Someone who needs me	1:20:59	1:21:02
# Oh, I'm in love, baby	1:21:02	1:21:03
# For once in my life	1:21:11	1:21:12
# For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me	1:21:37	1:21:42
# Not like it's hurt me before	1:21:42	1:21:44
# For once, I have something I know won't desert me	1:21:46	1:21:50
# I'm not alone any more	1:21:50	1:21:53
# I'm not alone any more	1:21:53	1:21:54
# For once, I can say This is mine, you can't take it	1:21:54	1:21:58
# As long as I know I have love I can make it	1:21:58	1:22:02
# For once in my life I have someone who needs me	1:22:02	1:22:07
# Someone who needs me	1:22:07	1:22:09
# For once in my life I have someone who needs me	1:22:11	1:22:15
# Someone who needs me	1:22:15	1:22:18
# For once in my life	1:22:18	1:22:19
# Someone who needs me	1:22:19	1:22:22
# For once in my life	1:22:22	1:22:24
# Someone who needs me	1:22:24	1:22:25
# Somebody that needs me... #	1:22:25	1:22:27
# Ooh and it's all right and it's comin' on	1:22:33	1:22:36
# We got to get right back to where we started from	1:22:36	1:22:40
# Love is good	1:22:40	1:22:41
# Love can be strong	1:22:41	1:22:43
# We got to get right back to where we started from	1:22:43	1:22:46
# Ooh-ooh, ooh	1:22:46	1:22:50
# Do you remember that day	1:22:53	1:22:55
# That sunny day	1:22:55	1:22:57
# When you first came my way?	1:22:57	1:22:59
# I said no-one could take your place	1:22:59	1:23:03
# And if you get hurt	1:23:06	1:23:08
# If you get hurt	1:23:08	1:23:09
# By the little things I say	1:23:09	1:23:12
# I can put that smile back on your face	1:23:12	1:23:17
# Ooh, and it's all right and it's comin' on	1:23:17	1:23:21
# We got to get right back to where we started from	1:23:21	1:23:24
# Love is good	1:23:24	1:23:26
# Love can be strong	1:23:26	1:23:27
# We got to get right back to where we started from. #	1:23:27	1:23:30

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