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The nation's favourite antiques experts, £200, and one big challenge...

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I'm here to declare war.

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Why?

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Who can make the most money buying and selling antiques as they scour the UK?

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-This is hard.

-The aim is to trade up

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-and hope each antique turns a profit.

-Come on!

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But it's not as easy as you might think

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-and things don't always go to plan.

-Push!

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-Will they race off with a huge profit or come to a grinding halt?

-Whose side are you on?

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This is the Antiques Road Trip.

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While not exactly faster than a speeding bullet,

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our antique superheroes,

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Catherine Southon and Philip Serrell are racing through Scotland.

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Isn't this glorious countryside? They've got their own breed of cow.

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-You are full of wonderful facts!

-Or rubbish!

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You said it. Their mission - buy low, sell high,

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and do whatever it takes to beat each other come auction time.

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It's not fair. You are well ahead! I have to beat you.

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So far this week, Philip's 35 years of experience

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have led him to make choices which are really quite mad.

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-There's every chance that everybody else will think I'm bonkers.

-What can I say?

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But much to Catherine's consternation,

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he's cleaned up at auction not once,

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but twice!

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Which is why the £200 he started the week with

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has now grown into an impressive £442.36.

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I'm going to turn it all around and today is going to be the day!

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Meanwhile, newcomer Catherine Southon has employed various strategies

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in order to beat her middle-aged nemesis.

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She's been feisty.

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-Give this poor man some more money!

-Whose side are you on?

-Not yours!

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-She's been cheeky.

-Does your daughter give better prices?

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And she's been up to no good at a car-boot sale in Perth.

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When Phil Serrell comes up, double your prices.

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But even so, her initial £200 stake has only increased by £49.38.

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That means Philip's £200 in the lead! Wow!

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-I'm going to be seriously competitive now.

-I can't stand competitive women!

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This week's road trip is taking us from the north-east of Scotland, across the border to England,

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through the Lake District and onto Liverpool.

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Today, we're kicking off in Glenluce,

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a small village in the county of Dumfries and Galloway,

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and we'll end this leg with an auction in Carlisle.

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Without a doubt, Glenluce is the perfect place to get away from it all.

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This is literally in the middle of nowhere!

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But it's also home to Dervaird Farm,

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the rugged and rural location of The Glenluce Antiques Centre.

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Antiques Farm! That doesn't look very promising, does it?!

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-You are going to find something here.

-I'm going to find my treasure.

-Yes.

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-Ciao.

-God bless, darling.

-See you later. Wish me luck.

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Well, not too much.

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This family business began in Wales,

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but 23 years ago, the Jones family were so impressed by a holiday in south-west Scotland,

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they decided to move lock, stock and barrel to Glenluce,

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and today, their son Chris runs the show.

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This is a fine place you've got here.

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DOG YAPS Whoo!

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-I might have to buy him. Is he for sale?

-We could work out a price!

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He's lovely.

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Right, I'm in desperate need of a bargain.

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They're quite unusual, the old slides.

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These are the lantern slides that you drop into the magic lantern

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and then you project it onto the screen.

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They're quite interesting.

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The magic lantern was a great favourite of the Victorians.

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Originally powered by candlelight,

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it projected images from fairy tales to striptease,

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although there's nothing saucy here, I fancy.

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They're all of dinosaurs. How many have you got?

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Probably 20 of them, I think.

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How much did you want for these?

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50 on the set.

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-50?!

-£50.

-Oh, wow.

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Some of them can fetch that each. We sold one last year for £300.

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-Really?

-Just one slide.

-What was that an image of?

-An erotic image!

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Well, that's the thing! All these naughty ones are the ones people want!

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But these ones, I think I'd be taking a bit of a risk.

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I couldn't do any more than 20, I don't think.

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25. That'll give you a chance. How's that?

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-I don't think I could go any more than 20.

-Go on, then.

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-I'll do it for 20.

-£20.

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-That'll give you a good chance.

-Deal.

-That's a deal.

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But Catherine's not finished yet.

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Pate mould, anyone?

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That is quite nice with the grouse on it.

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I could do you £10.

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I think ten is still going to be a bit hard for me.

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-Am I your worst customer?

-Today, so far, yes.

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I'm the only customer so far today!

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In the nearby market town of Newton Stewart,

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known as the "Gateway to the Galloway Hills",

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Philip's en route to the Douglas House Antique Centre.

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I've got a feeling I'm going to do all right in here.

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I've got £440 to spend

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and I'm going to see if I can get some spent.

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-Oops!

-Steady!

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I got a prick in the leg!

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Mustn't grumble. After all, there's plenty to choose from in this lovely shop,

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and young Dave is only too happy to take Philip's money.

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Perhaps you could do me a favour? That contraption on the top there,

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-would it be possible to have a look at it?

-Yes, no problem.

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Actually, that contraption is a wool winder.

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I think it's quite heavy, actually! How do I get this down?

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Well, it was!

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-Ooh!

-HE LAUGHS

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Now it's broken! Perhaps Philip can negotiate a discount!

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What happens is, you put spools or reels of wool on there,

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and then they come up there, through there, on there,

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and then you turn this, and as you turn it,

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it measures, I think, the length of yarn.

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-Yes.

-And when you've got to the appropriate length...

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-BELL RINGS

-..that bell rings, doesn't it?

-Yes.

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This one is in awful condition.

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Because this ebonised handle is split.

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The base has just gone to the dogs.

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I'm going to have to be mean. Really, really, really mean.

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-Sounds like it's going to hurt.

-It is going to hurt.

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In my eyes, it's 20 quid, in the condition it's in.

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That would be your best offer, would it?

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Dave, come here. Just come and stand by me a second.

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I don't say that to many men.

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Hello!

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I'm going to think about that. I like that a lot.

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Much like Philip, Catherine's reluctant to put her hand in her pocket.

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So now Chris is trying to seduce her with Lalique. That's glassware, by the way.

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-Is it Rene or is it after?

-I think it's probably after.

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It's a big old lump of Lalique. I was told it was '50s.

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I do like Lalique, but I love the pieces with the fish or the birds or something like that.

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-You like the £3,000 pieces?

-I do! It doesn't do an awful lot for me.

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-That's something to throw at a burglar.

-I don't know about that!

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Rene Lalique was a French designer and manufacturer famous for his glass creations,

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from perfume bottles to chandeliers to car mascots.

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Despite his death in 1945,

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the company he named after himself continues to flourish.

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What did you say on that? 320.

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-I could do you a bit better on that.

-No, what did I tell you I had?!

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The very best I could do on that is 140.

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-It is in perfect nick, isn't it?

-It is in perfect condition.

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-Could it be 100?

-It couldn't.

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The very, very, very best on it would be 130.

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-Can I think?

-You can.

-Can I think about that one?

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I'll maybe throw a couple of things together, get a deal going.

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-Will we?

-You never know.

-I like it.

-We live in hope.

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Inspired to carry on shopping, Catherine's next object of interest is a unusual paperweight.

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That is a section out of the cable that runs from Great Britain to America.

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-The first radio cable.

-Oh, right!

-That's actually a cross section of the cable.

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-That's where your signal would go through.

-I find that quite interesting.

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The thing is with something like that, it's an unusual piece.

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Somebody likes it on their desk because they can relay the story back to a friend.

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-That's it!

-It's a talking point.

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-I love things like this!

-Just something different.

-Real conversation pieces.

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-How much do you want for this?

-It could be a tenner.

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-Can it be five?

-It can be £5.

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-Can it be less than five?

-It can't be less than five.

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-Can you polish it up for me, as well?!

-I could do!

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Do you want me to get a bit of wire wool and do it now?

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If you could find a couple of bidders for it, that would be helpful!

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They are getting on well! While you're at it, a cheaper price on you-know-what.

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OK, so it all comes down to this lump. Ohhh...!

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The ball is in your court, as they say.

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SHE GROANS

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I don't know whether to go for it. I am the most indecisive person.

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-Can we say 100 and I'll go for it?

-I can't do it, honestly.

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I don't think I will, actually.

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-I might turn away and regret this.

-You probably will.

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-Don't say that!

-I'm not bothered either way.

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While Catherine's in all of a dither,

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Philip is completely focused on a very Scottish collectable.

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I've seen a quite a few bits of Mauchline.

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Mauchline is this transfer-printed little woodware and this is a little moneybox.

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We've got another bit in here.

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This is like an original piece of Mauchline Ware

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and it's of Morecambe New Pier.

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It would've had a little tot glass in it, wouldn't it?

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And the age of these is probably around about 1900 and 1905.

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Named after the town it was made in,

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Mauchline was produced from the 1820s onwards

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and was sold all over the world,

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though production came to an abrupt halt in 1933

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when the factory burnt to the ground.

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I've got to come to some decisions here.

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Can you take my £20 on that contraption?

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I was hoping for 40.

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I'll give you 25 for it. That's it, me finished.

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-Go on, then.

-OK, you're a gentleman on that one.

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I want to bid you £20 again for the two of those.

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-Ooh, heck!

-It's a hard day, this, isn't it?

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What if I gave you £50 for the whole lot?

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-OK.

-All right?

-We'll go for that.

-You're a gentleman. Thank you.

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I'd better count some money out, hadn't I? This is the painful bit.

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Lovely. Having walked away from the Lalique,

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Catherine's back on the prowl for something offbeat.

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-This is quite wacky. He's ebony.

-It's quite nice, actually.

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He's got a comical look to him, just laid there on the mud.

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I know! You almost feel sorry for him. What do you want for this?

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Well, I was going to ask you 40, but then I thought 30,

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but then I thought better to ask you 20,

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-since you're in a needy position.

-Dire straits!

-A needy position!

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Ten is good.

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15 and we'd have a deal.

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Ten? And we'd have a really good deal, Chris.

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-Go on, then. £10.

-Yes!

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I think Philip would like that, actually. He likes wood.

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It maybe looks like him on a hot day.

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Rude! So that's three lots in the one store.

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But far from being content, our girl can't help thinking about the Lalique that got away.

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I don't know what to do.

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-You've spent, what, £35 out here?

-Mm.

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So if we was to say... £150 on the lot?

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Right, then. We're down to £115 for the dish, Catherine. What's it to be?

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-Shall we have one more look at it?

-We'll have another look.

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-Come on, Charlie.

-Come on, Charlie. Two barks for yes, one for no.

-That's it.

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Oh, this is... This is hard. This is hard.

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This is hard, isn't it? Because I need to spend a lot of money.

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Right, I'm going before I... I'm going to crack up.

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But one wag and three-and-a-half seconds later...

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This is my proposition to you. £135 for everything.

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That's pretty good.

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140 and we'll do a deal. That's another fiver.

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-Wish me luck.

-Good luck. I think you'll do all right.

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I hope you do, anyway, or it'll make me look bad!

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How sweet! Now, we have the magic lantern slides,

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the paperweight, the hippo

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and the Lalique dish.

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What more could a girl ask for?

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-Chris! Chris!

-Yes?

-You know that pate thing?

-Right?

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-How much did you say that was?

-£10 I can do that for.

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£10...

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-As we've done quite a lot of business here...

-Right.

-..can we go a bit lower?

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-How's a fiver?

-How's £1?

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-Seeing as you've bought everything, £1 will do it.

-There we are.

-Thank you.

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-Thank you.

-I love it here!

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Even though he has much to do on the shopping front,

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Philip's off to Whithorn,

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a town famous for being the final resting place

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of Scotland's first saint, St Ninian.

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Despite the common belief that Christianity first arrived on Scottish shores

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during the fifth century on the island of Iona,

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a century earlier, it was actually St Ninian

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who founded the first Christian community right here in Whithorn.

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Since then, kings and commoners alike

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have made many a pilgrimage to this very spot.

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And now it's Philip's turn, as he pays a visit to the Whithorn Priory & Museum.

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-You must be Gary.

-Hello.

-How are you? All right?

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-Blimey, this is something else, isn't it?

-It is.

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One of the finest collections of carved stone in Scotland.

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Amongst this unique collection of sculpted stone and grave markers,

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some of which are up to 1,500 years old, is the Latinus Stone.

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Dating back to 450 AD,

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this Christian memorial confirms Whithorn

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as Scotland's first Christian community.

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-This is the oldest lump of stone.

-It's the oldest Christian stone.

-That's fantastic.

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-It may look very faded, but we can read it really well.

-Go on, then.

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"We praise you, the Lord!

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"Latinus, descendant of Barravados, aged 35,

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"and his daughter, aged 4, made a sign here."

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-What does it say in Latin?

-I don't speak Latin!

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-Shall I tell you?

-A dead language!

-Let me see if I can remember.

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"Te Dominum Laudamus Latinus

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"Annorum..." Sorry, it's at the back, I can't quite read that bit!

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Come on.

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-What a fake! What a fraud!

-What a wag!

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While the Latinus Stone started as a memorial,

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it ended up part of the walls of Whithorn's medieval cathedral,

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which used to house St Ninian's remains.

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Today, only the underground crypt is still intact.

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This was a massive cathedral. It served the whole of south-west Scotland.

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It was where the Bishops of Galloway sat. There's not an awful lot left of it.

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These are the Bishop's Graves

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and these were discovered above your head.

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Above our head? Graves?

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There's burials below you and burials above you.

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So, we're in the middle of a graveyard?

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Literally in the middle of a graveyard?

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Smack bang in the middle.

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As for St Ninian himself,

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his remains have mysteriously gone missing.

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So, you've never found Ninian's tomb?

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There was only basically an arm bone left.

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He'd been worn away to an arm bone.

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James IV commissioned a reliquary to hold the arm bone,

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and it stayed here until the Reformation.

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And then this bejewelled box was taken to France for safety,

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where, as far as we know, it was safe

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until the French Revolution.

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And after that...

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While Philip explores 16 centuries of Christian history,

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a few streets away, Catherine has a dilemma -

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quit while she's ahead

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or just buy one teensy-weensy little extra item.

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This is fab.

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This could be used as something to really annoy my driving partner.

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Or it could be used as it's supposed to be used, which is a pickle fork.

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Isn't it fab?

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It's 1930s, it's guilloche enamel, which is engine-turned,

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and it's this lovely pale blue,

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which is very typical of that period, the 1930s.

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I think that's really, really nice.

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What's the price on it? £12.

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But it's dead posh, this. I really like it.

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I'm going to have a little think about that.

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With £100 in the kitty, a posh pickle-grabber isn't going to break the bank,

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but an hour later, Catherine still isn't sure what to do.

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Wanting lots of lovely things here. This is not good!

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SHE HUMS IN CONTEMPLATION

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I'm having such an indecisive day today.

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Well, you do, don't you?

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Glen's best price on the pickle grabber is £9.

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Will you go down a bit more if I pinch you?

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-Yes.

-We can?

-We can go to eight.

-We can go to eight?

-Absolutely.

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Finally, we have a deal. Or do we?

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If you could just put it on one side for me at £8

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and I'm going to think on that one.

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-Catherine!

-About time!

-Come on.

-I am freezing, Philip!

-Shush!

0:18:340:18:39

I wish this thing had a heater.

0:18:390:18:42

Let's get it going.

0:18:420:18:45

Ah, well. Still, a good day shopping.

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And there's just enough time left to enjoy the balmy Scottish summer!

0:18:470:18:52

With the sun absolutely nowhere in sight,

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our intrepid duo are once again touring the B roads of Scotland.

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Right, today, I want you just to buy pretty, lovely things.

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-Moi, do pretty?

-Yes!

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So far this leg, Philip's off to a rather slow start.

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He's only spent £50

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and still has another £390 hiding in a wallet that seldom sees daylight.

0:19:150:19:20

-Do me a favour.

-What?

0:19:200:19:22

Don't buy anything... INDISTINCT

0:19:220:19:25

Catherine, on the other hand, is a woman possessed.

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She's spent £141, has five auction lots ready to go

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and still has a pickle grabber on hold,

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which leaves her £108 in the kitty.

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Gretna Green! Shall we go and get married?

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Mm. Bigamy...

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After the ceremony, Philip and Catherine's next stop

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is the small market town of Castle Douglas.

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-What do we know about Castle Douglas?

-It's a castle where Douglas lives.

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Actually, it was founded in 1792 by a very wealthy descendant of the Douglas clan

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and its layout is based on Edinburgh's New Town.

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Despite the name, there isn't a castle in sight.

0:20:100:20:13

I'm conscious that I've got a lot of money to spend.

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So spend it, Philip! Break the habit of a lifetime!

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Following Catherine's advice, Philip's off to the High Street.

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-Morning! Am I all right to have a look round?

-Please do!

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A lady with a duster - that's a dangerous thing, isn't it?

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Very necessary in here.

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So as Anne continues to dust her knick-knacks,

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Philip's search for the daft and the different continues.

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What will he come up with today?

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This is a very simple cutlery box, or cutlery tray or knife tray.

0:20:420:20:47

This looks like it's made out of mahogany.

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It's probably about 1865, 1870.

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It's a Plain Jane. If there was a beauty pageant, this would not win.

0:20:560:20:59

The thing is, in this business, you've got to think laterally.

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You put a bottle of wine in there, it becomes a wine carrier to your table.

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What a cool thing that is. That's what people do with these.

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Because a Georgian wine carrier

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is worth hundreds or thousands of pounds

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if it's a seriously good one.

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He's not just a pretty face, you know.

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But can he get a deal from Anne of the Duster?

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The lowest I could go would be 30.

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Can you meet me halfway and I'll have it? £25.

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-Right.

-Is that all right?

-Yes.

-You're an angel. Thank you.

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-Do I get two bottles of wine with it, as well?

-Ohh!

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-Don't push your luck!

-That's a fair request!

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-If you get them, I'll put them in!

-I know what I am going to do.

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No, he's not off to the pub.

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He's off on the scrounge at the restaurant across the road.

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Chancing it a bit really.

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-Hello.

-Hello. How are you?

-Good.

-You must be Carlo.

-Yes.

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-Pleased to meet you.

-I'm after a favour.

-Of course.

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Can I scrounge two empty wine bottles?

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-No problem.

-Have you got any I could try? What a good man.

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-They might be too big.

-Look at that!

-Absolutely perfect.

-Look at that!

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That's what I call a wine-bottle carrier.

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That's a good wine. Somebody drank it.

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-You're a star.

-You're welcome.

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Thank you, my love, you're an absolute angel.

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Take care. See you soon! Bye!

0:22:260:22:28

What a smoothie.

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Just six miles down the road, Catherine's popped into the small but busy town of Dalbeattie,

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which, despite its size, boasts its own museum

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representing more than 300 years of local history.

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This eclectic collection was put together by a much-loved local,

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75-year-old Tommy Henderson.

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FAIGROUND-STYLE MUSIC

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-Hello!

-Hello! Are you coming in for a wee look?

-Wonderful!

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-I'm Catherine.

-I'm Tommy.

-Hello, Tommy.

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-I'm the man responsible for this place.

-Are you?

-Aye. It was a dream come true.

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-Did you start it?

-I started it 25 years ago.

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-What drove you?

-I was a collector of objet d'art,

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and my wife's cupboards were getting too full, so we had to do something.

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What you'll see through here is, we've been built by the volunteers.

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-And the objects you get are donated?

-It's all donated, except this.

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FAIRGROUND MUSIC

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-All the children get playing this.

-I bet.

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SHE HUMS ALONG

0:23:370:23:39

Everybody that comes in... And they sit on my bear, as well.

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Despite there being thousands of objects,

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not only does Tommy know each and every one intimately...

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You've got butter pots here. This is the shovel with the holes.

0:23:510:23:54

Don't forget our wee milk bottle.

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..there's usually a story attached.

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One of the very first items that was handed in was this washing machine.

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Found in an outhouse.

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We have since discovered that it's over 100 years old.

0:24:070:24:11

It's hard to believe it's still working.

0:24:110:24:14

Is it?

0:24:140:24:16

MACHINE WHIRRS Wow!

0:24:160:24:18

And there's the Titanic exhibit!

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As it turns out, the ship's first officer, William McMaster Murdoch,

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was a Dalbeattie man.

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If you remember in the last film, that's the gentleman they made look like a coward.

0:24:290:24:34

-And he was a local?

-He lived 100 yards down the road.

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We know for a fact that he was our local hero.

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So his cousins took the film people to task,

0:24:410:24:46

and we got a £5,000 apology

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to say sorry to his family for defamation of character.

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And the apology letter takes pride of place in the collection.

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"In the minds and hearts of the filmmakers and audiences all over the world,

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"Officer Murdoch is one of the film's most humane, selfless

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"and sensitively-drawn characters."

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-Thank you very much.

-Interesting.

0:25:100:25:13

-That was our local hero.

-Mm-hm.

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For two decades now,

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Tommy has been sharing his passion for history with visitors from around the world.

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In June 2009, his hard work was quite rightly recognised

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with the Queen's Award for Voluntary Services.

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I didn't realise half the town had wrote in

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-to put me and the museum forward.

-Oh, wow!

0:25:330:25:36

I had no idea. It was the biggest surprise of my life when the Lord Lieutenant walked in that door.

0:25:360:25:42

-You could've picked me up off the floor.

-Really?

0:25:420:25:44

That's the first recognition we've ever had in Dumfries and Galloway.

0:25:440:25:48

-You must be so proud of that.

-Very proud.

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And so you should be, because it's wonderful. And you're a wonderful man.

0:25:520:25:56

It's been a real pleasure. Thanks. It's been tremendous.

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Back in Castle Douglas, Philip's happened upon another hidden gem,

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also known as AD Livingston & Sons,

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makers and restorers of fine furniture.

0:26:110:26:14

-Mr Livingston, I presume?

-I've never heard that before.

-I'm sure you haven't!

0:26:140:26:19

But at least he's not called Stanley.

0:26:190:26:21

-How much is your lacquered chair?

-That, £145.

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-145.

-I have a pair. There's another one up there.

0:26:250:26:28

-How much is that?

-That would be 120.

-Really?

-Aye.

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Well, it's a fair price.

0:26:330:26:34

But did we mention Philip's looking to spend around £5?

0:26:340:26:39

If you're as good at restoration as you are on pricing,

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you'll make a fortune!

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There's 5p on the floor!

0:26:440:26:46

-I'll toss you for it.

-It's super-glued down!

0:26:460:26:50

-These things are fantastic, aren't they?

-Yes.

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They came out of an old-style decorator's workshop in Dumfries.

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Either for creating a scumble effect on painted doors and the like,

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or perhaps they were for creating wallpaper in situ. I'm not 100 percent sure.

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A scumble effect is when you've got a pine panelling in a house

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and you would paint it, and, well, this is cheating a bit,

0:27:110:27:15

you'd roll these up to make it look like it's grained oak.

0:27:150:27:19

The real skill is to hand-paint it.

0:27:190:27:22

-It's down to money.

-Of course. That's the point of the exercise.

0:27:220:27:25

-How much have you got them priced at?

-The whole lot is £45.

-Can you do a deal on that?

0:27:250:27:30

-The deal...

-Because that's sort of like...

0:27:300:27:35

I'll just have a quiet word and explain the way this works.

0:27:350:27:38

What happens is, you have a price, and it's best price,

0:27:380:27:41

-and then it comes down a bit.

-Yes. Sure.

0:27:410:27:44

-That's my best price.

-Is it?

-And it's a very good price.

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However, what would I let you have them... I'd let you have the set for 35.

0:27:460:27:51

-£30 wouldn't buy them, would it?

-Are you offering me £30?

-Yes.

-OK.

0:27:510:27:55

-Done?

-Yes.

-OK.

-Thank you.

-I like those.

0:27:550:27:58

Just as well, because with that, it's tatty-bye to Castle Douglas.

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Although, just a few miles down the road, Catherine has a sudden epiphany.

0:28:020:28:07

I keep thinking about the pickle fork that I saw yesterday.

0:28:070:28:11

It's one of those things that... I've got to have it.

0:28:110:28:15

I knew she'd go back for it.

0:28:150:28:18

All that fuss and she got it for £8. I ask you!

0:28:180:28:21

Our next stop is Dumfries, affectionately known as the Queen of the South.

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It's an ancient town with a turbulent history.

0:28:270:28:30

It's been plundered and occupied by the English on at least six separate occasions.

0:28:300:28:35

It's been party to witch burnings,

0:28:350:28:37

and it was the site of Scotland's last public hanging in 1868.

0:28:370:28:42

But not to worry, it also has some frightfully nice shops.

0:28:420:28:46

HE LAUGHS Help!

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Once you do finally get inside, there's plenty to see.

0:28:530:28:57

But what Philip is instantly drawn to is the trench art.

0:28:570:29:00

He's getting ready to work his infinite charm on Robert.

0:29:000:29:05

-Could I have a look, please?

-Yes.

-I think this is hugely emotional.

0:29:050:29:11

They did it in the trenches.

0:29:110:29:13

-Normally, it's the metalware from shell cases, isn't it?

-Yes.

0:29:130:29:17

You've got one there. That's the bullet out of a rifle.

0:29:170:29:22

That's a nice interesting one.

0:29:220:29:25

It's got the dreadnaught, which was the early warship,

0:29:250:29:30

the cannon and the Zeppelin airship. People hadn't really seen them before the war.

0:29:300:29:35

That's fascinating. That's made out of a bullet.

0:29:350:29:38

And this is probably part of a shell case.

0:29:380:29:40

Whatever they could get their hands on and then they just worked away.

0:29:400:29:45

The significance of the date... The soldier knew that the war started in 1914...

0:29:450:29:50

-But that's when he did it - 1917.

-That's when he did it. He didn't know when the war was going to end.

0:29:500:29:55

-It raises the hair on the back of the neck.

-It brings a bit of a lump to your throat.

0:29:550:30:01

I like that one. It's dated 1916.

0:30:010:30:03

If you think that the guy who made that in 1916, perhaps for a Christmas present for someone,

0:30:030:30:10

-he could've been dead a month later.

-Absolutely.

-Dear me.

0:30:100:30:15

-It all comes down to one thing now, doesn't it?

-Absolutely!

0:30:150:30:18

What's the best you can do on the two?

0:30:180:30:22

What's the very best?

0:30:220:30:24

How does 32 sound?

0:30:260:30:28

It's too odd for me, that is.

0:30:280:30:30

25 would sound a lot better.

0:30:300:30:33

Make it 30 and we've got a deal.

0:30:330:30:36

-I'm not going to haggle with you, I love them so much.

-BOTH: Thank you.

0:30:360:30:40

That's me sorted and I'm really quite pleased about that.

0:30:420:30:45

Good. We're pleased now you're pleased,

0:30:450:30:47

because, young Philip, it's time to reveal to each other what you've both bought.

0:30:470:30:52

These are lantern slides. What we have here are things that are extinct,

0:30:520:30:59

or dinosaurs - pterodactyls, triceratops. Really interesting.

0:30:590:31:04

-50 pence a plate.

-No, I paid £20 for those.

0:31:040:31:08

You next.

0:31:080:31:10

Oh, my word!

0:31:120:31:13

-That sums you up in a nutshell.

-Is that good or bad?

0:31:130:31:16

-What I like about it is, it's really nicely made, isn't it?

-Yes.

0:31:160:31:21

But every time you pick the base up, another bit falls off it.

0:31:210:31:24

And...

0:31:240:31:26

-How much did you pay?

-£25.

0:31:260:31:28

It's just one of those things that could bomb.

0:31:280:31:31

-Sorry.

-OK. Let's have a look at the next one.

-Move on?

-Yes.

0:31:310:31:34

This... I went all soppy.

0:31:340:31:37

Look at my hippo! Isn't he just a dream?

0:31:370:31:42

It's funny, because people collect hippos, and I know a man who collects hippos.

0:31:420:31:46

-Tell him to come and buy this.

-I shall tell him after the auction.

0:31:460:31:49

Well, we've come to Scotland, so I thought I'd buy Mauchline.

0:31:490:31:55

I know it's sad, boring and dull.

0:31:550:31:57

What I love about this is this one here. "From a friend."

0:31:570:32:01

-I was going to give you that.

-Were you?

0:32:010:32:03

I paid £25 for the two.

0:32:030:32:05

-I'm not that excited about that.

-Thanks for that.

0:32:050:32:08

-OK, next.

-Oh, my!

-SHE GRUNTS

0:32:080:32:11

What do you think?

0:32:110:32:13

-Is that 1970s?

-No. Fifties.

0:32:130:32:16

I think that's 1960s or '70s.

0:32:160:32:18

If you went to a shop in Bond Street to buy that,

0:32:180:32:23

it would probably cost between £6-900.

0:32:230:32:25

Possibly more.

0:32:250:32:27

But Carlisle's not Bond Street,

0:32:270:32:30

so in auction, on a good day, it's £2-300.

0:32:300:32:34

I hope you're right.

0:32:340:32:36

-You know how I'm into this lateral-thinking game?

-Yes.

0:32:360:32:39

That is a knife box, isn't it?

0:32:390:32:41

-Lovely.

-It's now become a wine carrier.

0:32:410:32:44

SHE GROANS

0:32:440:32:45

-I'm not convinced on that.

-Let's look at your next one, then.

0:32:450:32:48

This is a section of the Transatlantic cable.

0:32:480:32:54

I'm overwhelmed. What I particularly like is this plastic base.

0:32:540:32:58

-Are you interested?!

-I am!

-I think it's brilliant.

0:32:580:33:01

-How much do you reckon I paid for that?

-I'd hate to think.

0:33:010:33:04

-It's dreadful.

-Why?!

0:33:040:33:06

It's a piece of plastic with a bit of blooming telephone wire shoved on the top!

0:33:060:33:11

I can't believe you.

0:33:110:33:12

If you want to talk interesting, look at that.

0:33:120:33:15

I've got a boxful of these things.

0:33:150:33:18

It's some sort of roller. I think that is superb.

0:33:180:33:22

-How much did you pay for them?

-£30.

-Brilliant. But is that commercial?

0:33:220:33:26

-Who's going to buy them?

-Well... Hold on just one minute...!

0:33:260:33:31

-Please!

-I'm going to move on.

0:33:310:33:33

-A jelly mould. I love jelly moulds.

-It's not a jelly mould.

-What is it?

-A pate mould.

0:33:330:33:38

-What did you pay for that?

-£1.

-Do you sleep at night?

0:33:380:33:41

SHE LAUGHS I just had to get this.

0:33:410:33:44

Is that a pickled onion grabber?

0:33:440:33:46

-It's brilliant, isn't it?

-Fantastic. I love those.

0:33:460:33:49

-How much was that? Another pound?

-No, that was eight.

0:33:490:33:52

Well, this is my last lot and this is a matchbox cover...

0:33:520:33:57

-Nice.

-..that someone made in the First World War.

0:33:570:34:00

There's the shell. There's the bullet.

0:34:000:34:03

-Right, OK.

-It's a paper knife.

-How much did you pay for those two?

0:34:030:34:06

-£30.

-I think you done well.

0:34:060:34:09

If you get an amber necklace, you would look like a set of traffic lights.

0:34:090:34:13

Oooh! Something tells me

0:34:130:34:15

the Philip and Catherine Mutual Admiration Society is about to shut up shop.

0:34:150:34:19

Quite what that under-blooming-water copper cable thing is about, only Catherine could do that.

0:34:190:34:25

Now he's making a knife box into a wine carrier.

0:34:250:34:29

Nah. Doesn't wash with me, Phil.

0:34:290:34:32

She's put all her eggs into one French Lalique basket. It could make a three-figure profit.

0:34:320:34:36

If it does, you know, my trousers could be down by my ankles.

0:34:360:34:42

This auction's going to be interesting, because I think I've got some great pieces against him.

0:34:420:34:47

Let's just hope that she's incredible unlucky.

0:34:470:34:50

After starting off in Glenluce,

0:34:500:34:52

our hero and heroine are ending this leg of their trip in the good town of Carlisle.

0:34:520:34:58

Yes, that's right, we've crossed the border.

0:34:580:35:00

Scotland could've been the place where you excelled, and now it could be up to me.

0:35:000:35:05

It probably won't be! ENGINE GRINDS

0:35:050:35:08

-The left-hand pedal's the clutch.

-I do know that!

0:35:080:35:11

Now, as you may know, Carlisle was once a Roman settlement,

0:35:110:35:16

established to serve the forts on Hadrian's Wall.

0:35:160:35:18

But today it's the scene of an epic battle,

0:35:180:35:21

taking place at the H&H Auction Rooms.

0:35:210:35:24

Here we are. This is where it all changes, Philip.

0:35:240:35:26

Well, here we go. Over the top.

0:35:260:35:29

Wait for me.

0:35:290:35:30

-Come on, my love.

-Bring it on!

0:35:300:35:33

That's the spirit.

0:35:330:35:35

Though before we let the bidders off the leash,

0:35:350:35:38

let's see how auctioneer Georgina Nixon

0:35:380:35:40

rates the unusual items submitted by our experts.

0:35:400:35:44

Wool winders are not the most desirable of scientific instruments, but they are quite interesting.

0:35:440:35:50

It has a bit of damage,

0:35:500:35:52

so if you're after a wool winder, if may not be the one of your dreams.

0:35:520:35:56

The pickle grab's quite interesting. Although, it's unusual to pair it with the pate mould.

0:35:560:36:02

It looks like the start of a really interesting party!

0:36:020:36:05

Unusual items, such as the hippo, I think that's a fun thing.

0:36:050:36:09

Somebody should fall in love with that.

0:36:090:36:11

Philip started this leg with £442.36

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-and has spent £135 on five auction lots.

-Look at that!

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As for Catherine, she began with £249.38 and parted with £149,

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also for five auction lots.

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But it all comes down to these good people. Let the auction begin!

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First up, it's Catherine's magic lantern slides.

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Let's hope they really do work a little magic.

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Wish me luck.

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-They've got dinosaurs on them. What more could you want?

-Dinosaurs!

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Anyone? £5 for a start. £5 on the magic lanterns?

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Five. Eight?

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Ten?

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-Keep going!

-15. 18. 20.

-Yes!

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-That is a result.

-22? Are we all done at 22?

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Oh, dear! A £2 profit. That won't even cover the commission.

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What did you say, Philip Serrell? £5?

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-I don't know what you're getting excited about. They've just lost you money.

-They actually have!

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Onto Philip's Mauchline Ware.

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Can this Scottish classic excite the English? Let's find out.

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Lots of bids.

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-Lots of bids?

-Start the bidding at...

-Oh, come on!

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..£30 with me. £30 with me?

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£30 with me? Are we all done at £30?

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Yes, I think we are.

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-You'll regret it!

-No, you won't.

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-She will.

-How could you regret that?!

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Now, while this ebony hippo tends to raise a smile,

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for some reason, Catherine's frowning.

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I'm a bit concerned that my beautiful hippo

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follows an electric golf trolley.

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Lots of bids on the book.

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Lots of bids on the book!

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-That's cheered her up.

-32.

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£32 in the black.

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-Selling at £32 with me.

-Come on!

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That's £22 profit, before auction costs.

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Looks like Catherine's back on form.

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Just as well. Her pate mould and infamous pickle grabber are next.

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-My heart's beating!

-Oh(!)

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£8 with me.

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-Come on.

-Eight. Ten.

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-12. 14. 15.

-Come on!

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£18 at the front. 18. 20.

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-This seems cheap.

-I think they want that pickle thing.

-£20 at the back.

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Are we all done?

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She's doubled her money. I think someone's a little jealous.

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£20 for a blooming broken jelly dish!

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Philip's trench art now.

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Naturally, he's hoping the bidders of Carlisle

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share his keen interest in WW1.

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£22 with me. 25. 28. £32 at the back.

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Are we all done at 32?

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Oh, dear. Not quite the runaway profit Philip was hoping for.

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In fact, after commission, it's a loss.

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Mental note - don't be such a soppy old fool.

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Onto Philip's Georgian wine carrier, which can also be described as...

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Two empty wine bottles in a box.

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-Anyone, £5 to start?

-Anyone!

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-Ouch.

-£5? Eight? Ten.

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12. 15.

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Well, someone likes what she sees.

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20. £20 at the front.

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But not quite enough. Philip's made another loss.

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Catherine, that's not very nice. You're laughing.

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You are revealing a darker side to your character.

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-I'm not sure I like it!

-Ooh!

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Next, the auction lot Philip was quick to laugh at.

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It's Catherine's little piece of Transatlantic cable.

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£5 for a start.

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£5 at the front. Eight. Ten.

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-12. 15 at the very front.

-That's done well. I'm staggered.

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-Come on. Keep going.

-18. 20. 22.

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-25. 28.

-Well done, you.

-30. 32.

-He's nodding.

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-Are we all done at £32?

-Good man!

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That's a £27 profit.

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Now who's laughing, Philip?

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I'm getting my bottom smacked here.

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Le's not go there, shall we?

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Moving right along, it's Philip's rollers.

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£60 with me.

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£60 with me?

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-£60?!

-£60 with me and selling.

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And just like that, the old fox is back.

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Now, while many parts from his wool winder have dropped off,

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apparently there's still just enough to go to auction.

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Lots of bids on the book. With me at £80.

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-This seems cheap.

-No.

-£80. £85 at the very back.

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Are we all done at £85?

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He's £60 up before commission.

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Seriously, how does he do it?

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So now, it's down to your bowl, isn't it?

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This Lalique dish has caused Catherine

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at least one sleepless night so far.

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But can it change her fortunes?

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I'm getting really nervous. I've got goose pimples.

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What you've been waiting for. It's the Lalique dish.

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-£5 for a start.

-Five?!

-£5 to my right.

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I'm sorry, did she just say five?

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Someone fetch Catherine a sweet sherry, quick.

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I think she'll need it.

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-£35 at the very back.

-I can't listen to this.

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50. 60. 75.

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-£80 at the very back.

-This is just a joke. No way!

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-85. 90.

-Come on!

-Are we all done at £90?

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And I'm afraid that is a loss.

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I can't believe that.

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That is just a joke! That's a joke.

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That is a joke. That is the biggest joke of the auction.

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Catherine started this leg with £249.38,

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and after auction costs has made a profit of £11.72,

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giving her £261.10 to spend tomorrow.

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Meanwhile, Philip started with £442.36,

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and after auction costs, he's up £51.14,

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which means the lead is still his with £493.50 in the kitty.

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-It really wasn't that bad, you know.

-It was!

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-How can you say it wasn't bad?

-Honestly -

-It was awful. It was tragic!

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I am sure you'll be back with a vengeance.

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No, I think I've lost it.

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Is this going to cost me a very large drink?

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-The largest you've ever bought.

-Really?

-Ohh...!

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Next time... We're all at sea in the Lake District

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where Catherine's risking it all.

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-I'm going to live dangerously.

-Are you?

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Philip's using his sex appeal.

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You're an angel! You're an angel!

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And the gloves are coming off.

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Actually, that could be a very young Phil Serrell!

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If he comes in here, please don't mention that!

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