Episode 30 Antiques Road Trip


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It's the nation's favourite antiques experts

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with £200 each, a classic car,

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and a goal to scour Britain for antiques.

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-Going, going, gone.

-Yes!

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I'm loving that bird.

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The aim? To make the biggest profit at auction, but it's no mean feat.

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Yes!

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There'll be worthy winners and valiant losers.

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Don't I look handsome?

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So, will it be the high road to glory or the slow road to disaster?

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-I'm going now.

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This is the Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah.

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All this week we've been hitching a ride with a right couple

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of charmers, antiques experts Charlie Ross and Thomas plant.

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I've thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed my week.

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Hasn't it been wonderful?

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Charlie ran his own auction house for over 25 years

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so really should know a thing or two about antiques by now.

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I am a past master at buying things about which

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I know absolutely nothing.

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Thomas has clocked up over 20 years as an auctioneer, but despite his considerable knowledge

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is still yet to win a Road Trip.

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I could really go completely wrong from now on in.

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Our chaps began their journey with £200 each,

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but over the week Thomas has been streaking ahead

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leaving his sparring partner lagging behind.

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-Final leg.

-And I'm back here with 200 quid.

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I think that's marvellous.

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Charlie sustained some bruising losses leaving him

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with just £209.92 to spend today.

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Thomas on the other hand has made steady profits,

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so he has a luscious £553.44 to play with.

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Doesn't it show?

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Despite the feverish competition our chaps have been

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jollying along quite happily in their natty 1971 Triumph Spitfire.

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This week, Thomas and Charlie are travelling from Watchet in Somerset

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to Shropshire, via North Wales before looping

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back down south for their final auction in Bedford.

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Today our chaps are kicking off in Walsall in the West Midlands

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and then pop into Staffordshire and Leicestershire

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before travelling south to the auction showdown in Bedford.

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Traditionally, the town of Walsall

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has sat at the heart of manufacturing in Britain

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and is most famed for making saddles,

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hence the local football club's nickname of the Saddlers.

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Our couple of antique-hunting cowboys have ridden into town

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hoping to round up some quality antiques.

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-First stop for Thomas is the Curio Shop.

-Hello, I'm Thomas.

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Hi, Thomas. I'm Spencer. Pleased to meet you.

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-Thank you for letting us in.

-You're welcome.

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-It's lovely and tight in here, isn't it?

-It is, it's the way I like it.

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I'm going to have a good rummage if that's all right.

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Lordy, there's stuff everywhere. Get rummaging, Thomas.

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Wow.

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Spencer's not lying, he's crammed.

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But before long Thomas spots a muffin dish.

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From Winchcombe...

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..in Somerset.

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There's a terracotta body

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and then the glaze and this glaze is a Nash glaze

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and he's just done a graffiti design around there.

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I like that. I'm going to buy that.

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I like the £8.95 price bracket,

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but we'll have to wait and see what else we find.

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And he's not stopping there. How about another bit of pottery?

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See, this is a blank.

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A Staffordshire blank, 19th century.

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Before the age of television, et cetera,

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some happy amateur has painted this as a still life.

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Crying shame that it's got a great big hairline crack running all the way through it.

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But what a super thing.

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And there is a mere £24 on the ticket.

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Have you forgotten you're rolling in it, Thomas?

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There speaks a man who's keen to win.

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Meanwhile, the opposition is on the road travelling nine miles

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north-east to the cathedral city of Lichfield.

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Charlie is hotfooting it to a road trip old haunt,

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the Lichfield Antiques Centre.

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-There's a reception committee to greet him.

-Lovely day!

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Mainly women.

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-Nice to see you again.

-Me too.

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-Come on, get a move on, Roscoe.

-How are you all?

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Somewhere...

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I've got to find the lot of my dreams.

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Could this be just the ticket?

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There's a Chinese mirror,

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but it's a quite unusual form.

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It's got...

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a bank of drawers at the bottom.

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It's then got a typical,

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what looks like a triptych mirror on the top.

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Crudely made, the dovetails,

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and they are dovetailed just of pine, they are very crude,

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but it's got this rather nice

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typically Chinese gilded decoration.

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But it's £185.

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The poor man needs help. Any ideas, Madeleine?

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-This one.

-Right!

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George IV solid silver sauce ladle, "Glasgae",

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you've got the full hallmark there.

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Pretty thing, isn't it?

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It's got nine pounds on... Oh, no, sorry £90!

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I thought it was 9,000.

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You thought it was 9,000, good line.

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Good line.

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It's a nice thing. Who does it belong to?

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One of our traders.

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-It's quality.

-It is quality.

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Mark's the owner of this cabinet.

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Perhaps Charlie can do a deal.

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If you buy a package, two or three items,

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I'm sure we can do something for you, Charlie.

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I'm all for a package.

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Is this your cabinet here?

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A nice Tiffany buckle there.

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Go on, let's have a look.

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It's a nice piece.

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It's a great buckle, isn't it? A great buckle.

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American Express Company,

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Wells Butterfield and Company

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-and I think Wells was the Wells Fargo.

-Wells Fargo.

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Yeah, but the great thing about it is it's made by Tiffany,

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one of the great, great,

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Art Nouveau movement makers,

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most famously known for their glass,

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their wonderful glass lamps.

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I must say they don't quite fit together, really,

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a Scottish silver ladle and an American Express buckle,

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but it might give me a buying base, mightn't it?

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We have delivery, Charlie, so...

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You know, I've got a wife and three kids.

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-Have you really?

-No.

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THEY LAUGH

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-No wife and no kids?

-No.

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-How do you do it?

-I don't know.

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That's remarkable.

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Now he's got a rapport going, Charlie's decided to chance his arm.

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I don't suppose that Chinese cabinet is likely to be ridiculously cheap?

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I could possibly do a deal on that.

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I mean, it's priced at £185.

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I'd have to buy it for 65 quid I think.

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65.

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Um...80?

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I'd pay £70 cash for it

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and run and pray.

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I'll take £70 to help you.

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Oh, to help me.

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It might beat Thomas, you never know.

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Look at that, one purchase down and he's all excited.

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Mark!

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I'd like to buy the two of them for £70.

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Charlie, you're...

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Oh, Lordy.

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No. It's Scottish silver, Charlie.

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-It is Scottish silver, absolutely.

-Quality.

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-SCOTTISH ACCENTS: "Glasgae".

-Aye.

-Aye.

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It's the very, very best.

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90 for the two.

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75?

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Charlie, I can't.

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85 and that's it.

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Make it 80 and I'll give you the other fiver.

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-Oh, you can't do that, that's cheating.

-Go on, then.

-80 quid?

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Yeah, yeah.

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-Look at you, you're smiling all the way to the bank.

-I've been done.

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-You haven't been down.

-I have.

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This was priced at 35 quid until you saw me coming through the door.

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Is that right?

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-So I owe you 150 quid.

-It sounds like it, yes.

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140, 150, how's that?

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Thank you, Charlie.

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Back at the Curio Shop, Thomas has just put aside the muffin dish

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and the painted plaque

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and now he has something else in his sights.

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There's a corkscrew in this front cabinet, please.

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Also, there's a corkscrew in there, please.

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Thank you. This one has got a rosewood handle.

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Obviously wine is quite popular.

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Lovely, lovely twist on that.

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They are certainly something else to think about

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and now for another possible corker.

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These are cork pictures from the 1900s made in China.

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You've got these pagodas and the Prunus trees.

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They've aged.

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The landscape has been carved out of cork

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which is then layered to create a 3-D effect.

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A bit more rifling and Thomas unearths another cork picture.

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There's some sort of quality to them.

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I think they're rather fun, these cork pictures.

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The ticket price is £18.95 and the quite fashionable these days.

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Time to see if Spencer is amenable to a deal.

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-Spencer.

-Yes, yes, Thomas.

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-I've done my homework. This is £95 for the whole lot.

-For what?

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For the corkscrews, for the muffin dish, for the plaque,

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without the pictures.

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So we've got to add almost another 40 on top of that.

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So that's 135.

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That's the ticket price. What are you offering?

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-£65.

-Oh, dear.

-I know, I know, I know.

-Oof!

-Where can we go?

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-I see this whole deal at being £100.

-Oh, Spencer! That's what I see.

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-You're not going to budge?

-Not going to budge.

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-In fact, if you don't give me the money, I'll show you the door.

-Yikes!

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Spencer's no pushover.

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-£80.

-£95.

-Halfway at 90?

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-Deal.

-You're a star.

-Am I? Thanks.

-Cheers.

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-£90. There you are. A pleasure.

-Thomas, good to meet you.

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Good to meet you as well. What have I done? Four items in my first shop!

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Hmm. Are they going to make a profit in Bedford?

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We'll have to wait and see, won't we?

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With all this shopping extravaganza over,

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Thomas now has a chance to find out why Walsall

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is so famous for making saddles.

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Just down the road is a museum dedicated to this heritage

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-and waiting to show Thomas round is curator Mike Glasson.

-Hello.

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-I'm Thomas.

-Hello and welcome to the Leather Museum.

-Leather Museum.

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I believe that Walsall is famous for leather.

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It is unique in the world, really, as the centre of the saddlery trade.

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-And you're going to show me round?

-Absolutely.

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-We're going to start in the tannery.

-Lead on, then.

-Follow me.

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-Why is Walsall famous for leather?

-It goes back to the Middle Ages.

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Walsall became a centre for making what's called lorinery,

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be it stirrups, spurs, metalwork associated with riding and horses.

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And then at a later date somebody had the bright idea,

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"If we are making all the metalwork,

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"we might as well make the leather work as well."

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In the 19th century, the Walsall leather industry

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profited from a society very much centred around horses,

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with one of its biggest customers being the British Army.

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Over here we've got an example of a typical Walsall saddle.

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This is a military one

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but it's representative of the sort of thing that would have been

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made in Walsall for most of the 19th and 20th centuries.

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The saddlers tended to be men.

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All of the cutting out and assembly was done by men

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but the stitching was generally done by women.

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And one of those women volunteers is here today.

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Sue's showing Thomas how leather stitching was traditionally done.

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Pay attention, Thomas.

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It's double hand stitching,

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and that means we've got a needle in each hand.

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We're coming from the left with our left hand, obviously.

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Then you go through with your right hand,

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retrieve it with your left hand.

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You've got two loops and you pull.

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-Sue, do you think I could have a go?

-Certainly, yes.

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Uh-oh! Don't mess it up, Thomas.

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Left-hand first. Pull it through.

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Pull it through with your right hand.

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Now put the right-hand needle in the same hole,

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going to the left.

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Hang on. Have I cast that over this side here, like this?

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-I think you've got a bit of a knot coming, there.

-Oh, my gosh.

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This is more complicated... I thought, "I'll do this.

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-"I'll be all right."

-You're very good.

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Bear in mind if you don't get it as neat as it possibly can be,

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they'll give it you back and you have to undo it and do it again.

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-Really? I don't want that to happen.

-Yes. Best stop there.

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As the age of the horse disappeared,

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the leather industry here had to reinvent itself.

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The skilled craftsmen and women instead turned to making light

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leather goods such as travelling bags, hat boxes and wallets.

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In the '60s you get the beginning of mass imports from economies

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in the Far East and that's really bad news for Walsall.

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Nevertheless, I think leather retained its cachet

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so quality in the top end of the market.

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There is still a cachet about English made.

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The made in England brand is very powerful.

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Walsall leather companies now make goods for top end designers,

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such as Mulberry and Ralph Lauren.

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-We have for Royal warrant holders still in Walsall.

-Really?

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So it is very much a top end quality trade.

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This is a good example.

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This is a bag that was made to be presented to the Queen.

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Two were made and we've got one of them.

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It's so lovely to hear that a trade in this part of Britain,

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from the 19th century, and before,

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you said, but still very popular.

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And still going today. Thank you very much.

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It has been a real pleasure and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

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Now, while Thomas has been luxuriating in leather,

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Charlie has left Lichfield behind

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and is heading back to Walsall with his remaining £59.92.

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This is where we dropped Thomas earlier.

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I wonder if he's still in here.

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-Hello!

-Hi.

-Anyone in?

-Yes.

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-Hi, I'm Charlie.

-I'm Spencer. Pleased to meet you.

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-Lovely to see you. Is there any room for you in this shop?

-No!

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The question is how will Charlie fare in Spencer's Aladdin's cave?

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-It's an experience.

-Oh, my goodness me!

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-This is where all the stuff goes that you can't sell?

-Yes.

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-What an honest answer!

-THEY LAUGH

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Luckily, Spencer has an idea of something that might be visionary.

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Good Lord!

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-From an optician.

-Yes.

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The box of opticians' lenses is Edwardian.

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That is either worth three quid or 200 quid,

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depending on who wants something like that.

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You test people with these. Look at that.

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You can't see anything through something like that.

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Is it ridiculously cheap? Is it sort of free?

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-HE LAUGHS

-What does that mean?

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-Yes. No, but is it a 20 quid thing?

-It's 50.

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-It's not much each, is it?

-No.

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-30 quid?

-HE LAUGHS

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Sorry.

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-It's got to be 50.

-Did I mention that Spencer's no pushover?

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Can you do the lenses for 40 quid, if I don't steal that...

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-Could you do it for 45?

-I like that.

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That is a very good impersonation of Roscoe begging.

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THEY LAUGH

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I'll give you 40 quid cash and run.

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You can give me 45 and get out.

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-THEY LAUGH

-I don't know why I'm laughing.

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I'm going to just take a ridiculously silly gamble

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-and give you 45 quid for those lenses.

-OK.

-45.

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-It's going to you, sir.

-Thank you.

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So it's time to reunite our two experts.

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-Hello, my son.

-Hello.

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-Had a lovely day?

-Lovely day. I've been waiting for hours.

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-What have you been doing?

-I've been pretending to shop.

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HE LAUGHS

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Of you go for a little lie down now, chaps. Night-night.

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Day two and the sun is shining

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but there is a tinge of sadness in the air.

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It is such sad, sorrow news. It's our last buying day together.

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Do you think if we could finish with a dead heat

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-they would then give us another week?

-I hope so.

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How sweet.

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So far Thomas has spent £90 on two corkscrews, a muffin dish,

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a pair of Chinese cork pictures and a 19th century painted plaque.

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That leaves him with a magnificent £463.44 to spend today.

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Charlie, meanwhile, has already splashed out

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£195 on four items - a silver ladle, a brass belt buckle,

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an early 20th-century Chinese table mirror

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and an Edwardian optician's box, leaving him with a miserly £14.92.

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This could be your first ever Road Trip win.

0:17:450:17:48

Our chaps have left Walsall behind

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and are heading for the beautiful hamlet of Shenton in Leicestershire.

0:17:510:17:55

Do you know where we're going now?

0:17:550:17:57

-We're going to share a shop.

-Are we going to share a shop? Oh, no!

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Yes. Sadly, the peace of this rural idyll is about to be shattered

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as our experts descend

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on Whitemore's Antiques and Crafts Centre.

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On hand to meet them are dealers Margaret and Dave.

0:18:110:18:13

-Margaret, are you coming with me?

-Yes.

0:18:130:18:15

Come on, Dave. Take me somewhere. Take me in here. This looks lovely.

0:18:150:18:19

And pretty much straightaway, Thomas hears something calling him.

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It's an art deco speaker in an oak case with a painted black

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front to it of Pan playing pipes.

0:18:330:18:36

It's a speaker, it's nothing else, but it's quite decorative.

0:18:360:18:39

(And there are huge collectors for this stuff.)

0:18:390:18:42

It has £75 on the ticket

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so that's one to think about but there's plenty more to see here.

0:18:440:18:48

Just get browsing, you two.

0:18:480:18:50

Roscoe's so relaxed, isn't he?

0:19:030:19:05

He's got that real relaxedness about him. It's so wonderful to be around.

0:19:070:19:11

A-ha! "Keep calm and relax"!

0:19:110:19:15

Fat chance.

0:19:170:19:19

-Has something caught his eye at last?

-An old drum...

0:19:230:19:27

made by the world-famous Henry Potter & Co, London.

0:19:270:19:32

£49, which is not a lot of money for a snare drum.

0:19:320:19:35

Beautiful brass workmanship on it. Isn't that fabulous?

0:19:350:19:41

Do you think you'd sell a £49 drum for £14.92?

0:19:410:19:46

Time to get David.

0:19:470:19:50

It's just beautifully, beautifully made and it's a good maker but...

0:19:500:19:55

That is Margaret's.

0:19:550:19:57

-If you give her a cuddle...

-Yeah.

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..you can have the drum for the paltry amount that you've offered us.

0:20:010:20:05

-It's all I've got in the world, Margaret.

-You are cheeky!

-I'm sorry.

0:20:050:20:09

-But you can say no.

-As you are on your knees...

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-Do you want a cuddle?

-If you give me a cuddle.

0:20:140:20:16

-Is this my lucky day, Margaret? Melt into my arms!

-Wonderful.

0:20:160:20:22

Splendid! It has been reskinned but passport to success.

0:20:220:20:27

-So you're very happy?

-I'm over the moon.

-Jolly good.

0:20:270:20:29

I'm so pleased I came along today.

0:20:290:20:32

The sun is shining...

0:20:320:20:34

# And with musket, fife and drum

0:20:340:20:36

# Oh no sweet maid I cannot marry you

0:20:360:20:39

# For I have no coat to put on... #

0:20:390:20:41

Well, that has cheered him up. How are you feeling, Thomas?

0:20:410:20:44

(I'm feeling under pressure

0:20:440:20:47

(and I don't like that feeling cos Roscoe is quite a quick buyer.)

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No pressure at all, Thomas. You just take your time, mate.

0:20:520:20:55

-Margaret.

-Hello again.

0:20:550:20:58

-(The speaker.)

-The speaker that you're interested in. Yeah.

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-75, is it?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the best on that?

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I actually had a word with the tenant

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and he is willing to let you have it for 55.

0:21:120:21:15

What would he say if I offered 45?

0:21:180:21:21

-I really will have to have another word.

-Do you mind?

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(I want to buy it for 45 quid)

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because they've got the potential of only making 20.

0:21:280:21:31

Thomas, he has actually says he will go with your offer of £45.

0:21:310:21:36

-I should have said 35!

-I don't think he would have gone that low!

0:21:360:21:40

THEY LAUGH

0:21:400:21:42

I think that's lovely. Let me give you some money.

0:21:420:21:45

Well done, Thomas, the deal is done. And without a cuddle, too.

0:21:450:21:48

-Thank you.

-Roscoe. Wake up. What are you doing?

0:21:480:21:51

-Would have you been doing?

-Shut up.

-I've been here for hours.

0:21:510:21:57

I've had four cups of coffee, spent my money.

0:21:570:21:59

That means you're going to be stopping all the way to your visit.

0:21:590:22:03

"I want a wee-wee! I want to go to the loo." Come on.

0:22:030:22:06

There's no rest for the wicked.

0:22:060:22:08

It is easy for you, when you got no money, to find something.

0:22:080:22:11

-For me it's just more difficult.

-Don't be pathetic.

0:22:110:22:15

-It is more difficult.

-I bet you've got a great pocketful of money.

0:22:150:22:19

-I have got a pocketful of money.

-Calm down, children.

0:22:190:22:22

With our Charlie entirely spent up,

0:22:220:22:24

what better time to go visit an amazing piece of local history?

0:22:240:22:29

Thomas is giving him a lift to Bruntingthorpe Airfield.

0:22:290:22:32

-What do you think is in there?

-Look at that!

0:22:350:22:38

-You're going to have some fun today, you lucky boy.

-I certainly an.

0:22:380:22:42

-Look at you!

-You go and spend that 550 quid!

-Off you go.

0:22:420:22:47

-Have a lovely time.

-I will.

-You lucky old thing!

0:22:470:22:50

-You might never see me again!

-Enjoy yourself!

0:22:500:22:54

Charlie is meeting Chris Norris, who has something rather special

0:22:540:22:57

-tucked away in his shed.

-Is this your garden shed?

0:22:570:23:01

No, not really, but if I can just show you.

0:23:010:23:03

Charlie is in for a treat.

0:23:130:23:15

He is about to get up close to some of the fastest military jets

0:23:150:23:19

ever built - not one but two English Electric Lightning jets.

0:23:190:23:23

These magnificent machines have been bought by the

0:23:260:23:29

Lightning Preservation Group, of which Chris is a member.

0:23:290:23:33

They were built to defend British airspace during the Cold War

0:23:330:23:37

with the aim of intercepting aircraft from the USSR

0:23:370:23:41

as they approached our airspace.

0:23:410:23:44

This is the closest I have been to a Lightning

0:23:440:23:47

since I had my Airfix model at home when I was probably about ten.

0:23:470:23:51

We actually bought this aircraft in 1988 direct from the RAF

0:23:510:23:57

for the princely sum of £11,300.

0:23:570:24:00

These Lightenings have been decommissioned now

0:24:020:24:04

but still remain a remarkable feat of engineering.

0:24:040:24:08

Once these supersonic jets were able to fly over twice the speed

0:24:080:24:11

of sound and could climb 50,000 feet per minute

0:24:110:24:15

to an altitude of over 16 miles, flying faster than Concorde.

0:24:150:24:20

The original design was conceived in 1947.

0:24:210:24:25

-That's just two years after the end of the war!

-Absolutely.

0:24:250:24:29

They were flying Spitfires and Hurricanes!

0:24:290:24:31

It was a quantum leap from that and then you went to the

0:24:310:24:34

Lightning in squadron service in 1960,

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when it first entered service.

0:24:360:24:38

And it was an immense plane for the guys to fly.

0:24:380:24:42

This underneath here, that is an enlarged ventral tank,

0:24:420:24:45

-which increased the range.

-What was the range?

0:24:450:24:48

-They could only stay out for about an hour.

-Is that all?

0:24:480:24:52

-I suppose at that speed they can go a fair distance.

-Absolutely.

0:24:520:24:55

Here is the engines.

0:24:550:24:57

One on top of the other, which is quite unique

0:24:570:25:01

but can be a problem, if you get the problem with the top engine,

0:25:010:25:05

you then went from a single fire to a double fire

0:25:050:25:10

and there was a lot lost, which ended up in the North Sea.

0:25:100:25:13

If you get a fuel leak from that one, it explodes this one.

0:25:130:25:16

-Absolutely.

-Thank you very much. It's wonderful from the front.

0:25:160:25:19

When you pull back the doors,

0:25:190:25:21

the view of it is absolutely breathtaking.

0:25:210:25:23

-It looks like a wasp coming towards you.

-Absolutely.

0:25:230:25:26

Rather a large wasp.

0:25:260:25:27

The Lightning was never required to fly in a combat situation

0:25:270:25:31

but instead acted as a deterrent to the Russians.

0:25:310:25:34

It has got two Red Top missiles on this one.

0:25:340:25:37

-That's those things at the front.

-They're air to air.

-Air to air.

0:25:370:25:41

I'm Looking at that ladder thinking it needs climbing.

0:25:440:25:47

-Am I allowed in?

-I think that can be arranged, Charlie.

0:25:470:25:51

# Take my breath away

0:25:520:25:54

Step aside, Tom Cruise.

0:25:540:25:56

# Take my breath away... #

0:25:590:26:01

-HE CHUCKLES

-There are a lot of knobs up here.

0:26:010:26:05

HE CHUCKLES

0:26:050:26:07

Pretty cramped, isn't it?

0:26:090:26:11

How on earth does anybody concentrate on all this lot?

0:26:110:26:14

-Extraordinary instruments, here.

-You are one of the elite now.

-Yeah.

0:26:140:26:18

I'm so thrilled. What is my mission, sir?

0:26:180:26:21

I'm absolutely terrified, to be honest, Chris.

0:26:210:26:24

-Tell Thomas there'll only be one for tea.

-OK. Nice knowing you!

0:26:270:26:32

-Goodbye, sir.

-Goodbye.

0:26:320:26:34

As the Cold War was drawing to a close,

0:26:340:26:36

these extraordinary planes had had their day.

0:26:360:26:39

Lightnings were finally decommissioned in 1988,

0:26:390:26:42

a year before the falling of the Berlin Wall,

0:26:420:26:46

paving the way for a new generation of super jets.

0:26:460:26:50

I'm a very, very privileged guy to be sitting in one of these.

0:26:500:26:53

I shall savour this moment for a long time.

0:26:550:26:59

And I shall think of the chaps that flew them.

0:26:590:27:01

While Charlie disappears over the horizon,

0:27:060:27:08

Thomas has more earthly matters to consider.

0:27:080:27:11

He's travelled six miles east of the village of Kibworth.

0:27:110:27:15

He's come to splash the last of his cash at Kibworth Antiques Centre.

0:27:160:27:20

-Hello. I'm Thomas.

-Hello, I'm Sharon.

-Nice to meet you. Is this all yours?

0:27:240:27:29

It is. We have about 40 different dealers within the centre.

0:27:290:27:32

With £418.44 burning a hole in your pocket,

0:27:320:27:35

what's the plan here, Planters?

0:27:350:27:38

I've already got five lots so here I'm looking to add

0:27:380:27:41

to one of those lots and the best lot is going to be the corkscrews.

0:27:410:27:45

We either buy more corkscrews, buy every single corkscrew I see,

0:27:450:27:48

to make it into a beefy lot of corkscrews,

0:27:480:27:51

or we buy a coaster, buy anything wine related.

0:27:510:27:54

So that should be quite fun.

0:27:540:27:56

This is a cellarman's corkscrew.

0:27:560:27:58

It's just literally your bog-standard for your cellar

0:27:580:28:01

and there were loads of these produced.

0:28:010:28:04

There's definitely a cellerman's one. It's no money.

0:28:040:28:08

That is definitely something which we are going to add to the lot.

0:28:080:28:11

We've found this corkscrew.

0:28:110:28:13

There's a corkscrew there. So we will leave that there

0:28:130:28:16

and see if we can find any more items.

0:28:160:28:18

A-ha! He's spotted something.

0:28:220:28:24

There are these two studio pottery bits which are quite nice.

0:28:240:28:29

Sharon.

0:28:290:28:31

Thank you.

0:28:320:28:34

And the other.

0:28:360:28:38

They are quite fun and colourful, aren't they?

0:28:380:28:40

-They're lovely. Really nice.

-They're really sweet.

0:28:400:28:44

-They were at £20 each, weren't they?

-They are, yes.

0:28:440:28:48

(Do you think I could have them for 20 for the two?)

0:28:480:28:51

-(No.)

-No? Why not?

0:28:510:28:53

Because I'm not allowed to let you have them for that.

0:28:530:28:57

-What could I have them for?

-You could have them for 17 each?

-Really? Yes.

0:28:570:29:01

-Not...

-I'm afraid.

-Not 30 for the two?

0:29:030:29:06

Do you want me to call the dealer? See what the very best is?

0:29:060:29:09

-Do you mind? That would be really helpful.

-For the two?

0:29:090:29:12

These could go with my muffin dish to make a lot,

0:29:120:29:15

a lot of studio pottery, contemporary pottery.

0:29:150:29:17

-What's the news?

-OK. I've spoken to the dealer.

0:29:180:29:22

Because you are buying the two, he's happy to do them for 30 for you.

0:29:220:29:25

Look at that! Isn't that lovely! What a nice chap.

0:29:250:29:28

-I'll have those and the corkscrew.

-Yes.

0:29:280:29:30

Not a great deal, I know, so could I...

0:29:300:29:32

What could I do for that?

0:29:320:29:35

What could I have the whole lot for? What are you going to do?

0:29:350:29:38

I would say there is really not a lot to do on the six.

0:29:390:29:42

But I would say let's do the two for 34.

0:29:420:29:46

Thank you very much. 35. There you are. Thank you very much.

0:29:460:29:50

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you. That concludes my work.

0:29:500:29:53

Just stuff the rest of your cash back in the pocket, old fruit.

0:29:530:29:57

So with both chaps shopped out,

0:29:570:29:59

it's that time again when they have to reveal all to each other.

0:29:590:30:03

First on the chopping block is Charlie.

0:30:030:30:05

What have you got here? A drum. A signed drum.

0:30:050:30:08

It's a signed drum by Henry Potter of London.

0:30:080:30:12

Unfortunately this, of course, not original

0:30:120:30:15

-but I like the brass work on it.

-How much was that?

0:30:150:30:18

-That was all I had in the world, Thomas.

-Was that with Margaret?

0:30:180:30:21

-That was £14.92.

-How did you get that off her?

0:30:210:30:25

-Because I gave her a cuddle.

-Roscoe!

0:30:250:30:29

-That is my gamble.

-I didn't see that.

0:30:290:30:32

Because that could make 20 quid and it might make 150 quid.

0:30:320:30:36

Some of these are remarkable. Look at the thickness of some of them.

0:30:360:30:40

HE LAUGHS

0:30:400:30:43

-Anyway, how much was that?

-45 quid, the lot.

-Oh! £100.

0:30:430:30:47

Have a look at the back of that.

0:30:470:30:49

-Who made it?

-Tiffany!

-Yeah.

0:30:510:30:53

-"Tiffany Broadway New York".

-40 quid.

0:30:530:30:57

-I quite like that.

-Right. Whip it off, Thomas.

0:30:570:31:00

HE MIMICS FANFARE

0:31:000:31:02

You've bought some corkscrews.

0:31:020:31:04

-One very ordinary one, one slightly better and...

-Yeah.

0:31:040:31:08

-They are too expensive. They're my bad buy.

-What about your plaque?

0:31:080:31:12

It's a 19th-century Staffordshire plaque, painted still life.

0:31:120:31:15

May I have a look at it? I think it is rather well painted.

0:31:150:31:18

It's beautifully painted.

0:31:180:31:19

It's lovely, like a 17th-century Dutch still life.

0:31:190:31:23

-This time I went for colour.

-How much?

-£15.

0:31:230:31:26

That's... That... I think that is a good profit.

0:31:260:31:30

I've never been a great lover of these. They're chancy.

0:31:300:31:32

I've never been a great lover

0:31:320:31:34

but there is something wonderful about them.

0:31:340:31:37

They were 30 quid for the pair. You can't say fairer than that.

0:31:370:31:40

You can't. 165, I think you've spent.

0:31:400:31:43

It's something like that but I've got loads of money left.

0:31:430:31:45

You've got about 400 quid and all that lot

0:31:450:31:47

and I have got precisely...

0:31:470:31:49

..rien and these bits!

0:31:500:31:54

Someone has got to lose! How many Road Trips have you ever won?

0:31:540:31:58

-None. How many have you won?

-One!

-THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:31:580:32:04

We're going to be all square at the end of this. One each.

0:32:040:32:09

-Thomas, it has been a treat, old bean.

-Hasn't it?

-A treat.

0:32:090:32:13

So, what did they really think?

0:32:130:32:15

The spectacle things, I mean...

0:32:150:32:18

I mean, those were doing really well when he had his saleroom.

0:32:180:32:21

HE LAUGHS Poor old Charlie.

0:32:210:32:24

Disappointing, Thomas. Disappointing, old boy.

0:32:240:32:28

Quite a good plaque with a crack.

0:32:280:32:31

I can't stand the belt buckle. I really don't like the belt buckle.

0:32:310:32:35

He has done all right but I would rather he had spent £400 or £500.

0:32:350:32:39

Thomas and Charlie have had a thoroughly enjoyable final leg,

0:32:390:32:42

kicking off at Walsall in the West Midlands before passing

0:32:420:32:45

through Staffordshire and Leicestershire.

0:32:450:32:47

Now they are en route to their final auction in Bedford, Bedfordshire.

0:32:470:32:51

Oh, Roscoe.

0:32:520:32:55

-Good luck, old bean.

-Good luck.

0:32:550:32:57

-I'm told there are some very fine corkscrews at this sale.

-There are.

0:32:570:33:01

Fine and rare. Come on, Roscoe.

0:33:010:33:04

Last time I have to get out that car.

0:33:040:33:06

Today's battlefield is W&H Peacock,

0:33:070:33:10

a thriving auction house that has been in business since 1901.

0:33:100:33:14

Presiding over the proceedings today is auctioneer David Fletcher.

0:33:140:33:18

Let's see what he thinks of our experts choices.

0:33:180:33:22

The so-called Tiffany buckle,

0:33:220:33:24

I'm not terribly happy about this lot really.

0:33:240:33:26

In my view that is not by Tiffany.

0:33:260:33:28

I hesitate even to call it a reproduction because I don't

0:33:280:33:31

think anyone ever made them so we have catalogued it as modern.

0:33:310:33:35

I hope someone will part with a tenner for it but you never know.

0:33:350:33:38

The Staffordshire painted plaque. An interesting thing this, really.

0:33:380:33:41

I think this will do OK. Plenty of people buying this sort of thing.

0:33:410:33:45

Not as saleable as it might have been five years ago.

0:33:450:33:47

I like to think it might make £100.

0:33:470:33:50

Charlie started this leg with £209.92

0:33:500:33:54

and blew every penny on five auction lots.

0:33:540:33:57

Thomas began with the princely sum of £553.44 and spent £169,

0:33:580:34:04

also on five auction lots.

0:34:040:34:06

It's an uphill struggle for Charlie

0:34:060:34:09

but he still has a chance to win the day.

0:34:090:34:11

Settle down, chaps.

0:34:110:34:13

First up is Charlie's buckle, made by world famous designers Tiffany's.

0:34:140:34:18

Or is it?

0:34:180:34:20

It is sold as a Wells Butterfield & Co style buckle.

0:34:200:34:24

It is marked Tiffany but is not being sold as Tiffany. £10 for it?

0:34:240:34:30

-Why don't you actually shoot me?

-10, I say. 5, I'm bid.

0:34:300:34:34

8. 10. 12. 15. 18.

0:34:340:34:36

This is better than I could possibly have hoped.

0:34:360:34:39

22. 25. 28. 30.

0:34:390:34:41

-35, sir?

-See? It is all right!

-At £35. All done?

0:34:430:34:48

-Hang on!

-40. Fresh bid, now. At £40.

0:34:480:34:51

This is a world record price for a buckle.

0:34:510:34:54

-I beg your pardon, sir!

-HE LAUGHS

0:34:540:34:57

On my left at £45.

0:34:570:35:00

Tiffany's or not, it still made a profit.

0:35:010:35:04

Had he not said that, it could have made £450.

0:35:040:35:08

I'm not speaking to him again.

0:35:080:35:10

Thomas's first lot of the day is next, his three corkscrews.

0:35:100:35:14

30, £20.

0:35:140:35:17

Bid, thank you, madam.

0:35:170:35:18

At £20. At 22, online.

0:35:180:35:20

-Online, now you are going.

-22, 25, 28.

0:35:200:35:24

-At £30.

-They are taking off now.

0:35:240:35:26

In the room. At 30.

0:35:260:35:28

All done, latest bid at £30.

0:35:280:35:32

A loss for Thomas,

0:35:320:35:33

especially after the auction house takes its well-earned commission.

0:35:330:35:37

It's a very small consolation to me but today I'm winning.

0:35:370:35:42

Today you are winning.

0:35:420:35:44

Will your next lot drum up a profit, Charlie?

0:35:440:35:47

30.

0:35:470:35:48

20.

0:35:490:35:51

Oh.

0:35:510:35:53

£20 I'm bid, thank heavens.

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£20. Latest bid at 20.

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22, 25, we are off now, 28, 30.

0:35:580:36:03

-35, all done at 35.

-That is enough now.

0:36:030:36:06

It is far too much.

0:36:060:36:09

Another profit for Roscoe. Things are looking up!

0:36:090:36:12

Now it's Thomas's Art Deco speaker.

0:36:130:36:16

40, 30, 20... Oh, dear.

0:36:160:36:20

-£10, the lady over there, thanks.

-This is wrong, this is wrong.

0:36:210:36:26

-Thomas, this is not fair.

-12 online, thank you. At £12. 15, latest bid.

0:36:260:36:31

-Come on, come on.

-18 may I say?

0:36:310:36:34

It is in the room at 18.

0:36:340:36:36

-It's an iconic thing.

-It is.

0:36:360:36:39

-£20, all done?

-Come on.

0:36:390:36:43

Another blow for Thomas.

0:36:430:36:45

Charlie's lead today continues.

0:36:450:36:47

I think I bought it and then thought, Oh, dear. You know how you do.

0:36:470:36:51

I've done a Roscoe, bought two items now.

0:36:510:36:53

It's Charlie's gamble lot up next,

0:36:550:36:58

-his optician's box.

-£50 anywhere?

0:36:580:37:01

-Oh, Roscoe.

-Most of you are wearing specs so you are probably all right.

0:37:010:37:04

30, I've got it online, thank you.

0:37:040:37:07

-£30 online. At 30.

-Now five.

0:37:070:37:11

At £30. All done and I sell.

0:37:110:37:14

The buyers just didn't have the vision for that one.

0:37:160:37:19

Why, when I lose money do you laugh?

0:37:190:37:22

When you lose money, I say, it's all wrong.

0:37:220:37:25

Because... HE LAUGHS

0:37:250:37:28

You're cruel man.

0:37:280:37:30

Now, Charlie wasn't keen on them, how will the bidders feel?

0:37:300:37:34

Five I'm bid, thank you, at £5.

0:37:340:37:36

I think they're overpriced at five.

0:37:360:37:37

-I don't think they are.

-Six anywhere?

0:37:370:37:39

All done at a fiver. Six. Eight.

0:37:390:37:43

-It's creeping.

-10.

-There, double figures.

0:37:430:37:47

£10. 12. 15.

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18. 20. 22. At £22.

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Back of the room, all done.

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Clearly not much interest in those.

0:38:000:38:01

Another loss, I am afraid, Thomas.

0:38:010:38:03

Let's see if Charlie's silver will ladle up a profit.

0:38:050:38:08

£30 I'm bid.

0:38:080:38:10

-It's worth it.

-Two, five. With me at 35.

0:38:100:38:14

Not you, online. It is here at 35.

0:38:140:38:17

40 online. 42 I've got here.

0:38:170:38:21

45 I'll take. 45.

0:38:210:38:23

-45, in the room now.

-In the room at £45.

0:38:230:38:27

At 45...

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GAVEL

0:38:290:38:30

A small profit but a profit nevertheless.

0:38:300:38:34

Superb. A little gentle nibble.

0:38:340:38:37

-Thomas's collection of pottery is up next.

-£10 is all I'm bid for them.

0:38:390:38:44

£10, it's a start.

0:38:440:38:45

All done, I shall sell for just a tenner. 12, latest bid.

0:38:450:38:50

15. 18, Madam? 18. At £18.

0:38:500:38:54

Anyone would think we were going up in thousands. 20.

0:38:540:38:56

LAUGHTER

0:38:560:38:58

Gentleman's bid at £20.

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All done, sir, at 20.

0:39:000:39:01

It's really not going well.

0:39:030:39:05

That's Thomas's fourth loss of the day.

0:39:050:39:08

It's Charlie's big hope now, his Chinese cabinet.

0:39:100:39:13

-10 anywhere?

-Oh, dear.

0:39:130:39:15

10 I'm bid, thank you, madam.

0:39:150:39:17

£10 at the back of the room. 10. 12 anywhere?

0:39:170:39:21

At £10. 12 online.

0:39:210:39:24

15, 18 may I say?

0:39:240:39:27

18 online now.

0:39:270:39:29

-At 18, 20, 22, fresh bid.

-Fresh bid.

0:39:290:39:33

No? At £22, the lady on my left.

0:39:330:39:38

Ouch! Poor old Charlie!

0:39:380:39:41

Stretcher bearers?

0:39:410:39:43

Thomas's victory is insured now but by how much?

0:39:450:39:49

It is his last lot, the plaque.

0:39:490:39:51

50 to get on?

0:39:510:39:53

A sea of blank faces.

0:39:530:39:56

50 bid, thank you, madam. At £50.

0:39:560:39:59

55. 60. 65. 70.

0:39:590:40:05

-Thomas!

-Five.

-Ride it, Thomas, ride it!

0:40:050:40:09

85, Madam? 85.

0:40:090:40:11

-90.

-Make it a cool 100.

-95.

0:40:110:40:14

(Go on, Madam.)

0:40:140:40:16

-I said it would make £100. £100.

-You did, you are a clairvoyant!

-£100.

0:40:160:40:22

All done?

0:40:220:40:24

And true to form, Thomas goes out on a blinder.

0:40:250:40:29

-Well done, old bean.

-Well done, Roscoe.

0:40:290:40:33

I can only say, it's a bit like my life, really,

0:40:330:40:35

I have done my best, and so often my best is not good enough.

0:40:350:40:40

-Come on, you've thrashed me.

-Oh, Charlie! Don't despair.

0:40:400:40:44

Let's see who won the day.

0:40:440:40:46

Our Roscoe started the final leg with £209.92,

0:40:460:40:50

and made a loss of £64.78 after auction costs.

0:40:500:40:54

Leaving him with a miserly £145.14 at the end of the trip.

0:40:540:40:59

Thomas, meanwhile, kicked off with £553.44,

0:41:010:41:05

and after making a much smaller loss of £11.56,

0:41:050:41:08

he is crowned not only today's winner,

0:41:080:41:11

but also the champion of this week's Road Trip, his first-ever win.

0:41:110:41:16

He's left with a grand total of £541.88. Well done, Thomas!

0:41:160:41:22

All profits of course, go to Children in Need.

0:41:220:41:24

CHARLIE LAUGHS

0:41:240:41:26

You've got one under your belt now, Planters.

0:41:260:41:30

-I have, I have.

-There will be no holding you.

0:41:300:41:32

Roscoe, but you did so well to begin with.

0:41:320:41:34

But what you've done is you've lost and you've bought,

0:41:340:41:37

you've lost and bought,

0:41:370:41:38

and then you've made money and then you've lost money.

0:41:380:41:40

But that's quite cool.

0:41:400:41:41

Don't ever spend ever spend more than 40 quid on anything!

0:41:410:41:44

-Come on, that's the rule, isn't it?

-Toot-toot!

0:41:440:41:47

It's been a marvellous week.

0:41:470:41:50

-And what a week it's been.

-Well done!

0:41:510:41:54

Once upon a time, long, long ago, Charlie won the first leg.

0:41:540:41:57

Since then...

0:41:570:41:59

# I don't wanna talk

0:41:590:42:00

# About the things we've gone through

0:42:010:42:04

-I feel your pain.

-Thy will be done.

0:42:040:42:07

# Though it's hurting me now it's history...#

0:42:070:42:12

-You may indeed!

-Mwah!

0:42:140:42:15

-Do you want a cuddle?

-No!

0:42:170:42:20

-£60, sir.

-Oh!

0:42:200:42:22

Don't I look handsome?

0:42:240:42:26

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:42:280:42:30

# The winner takes it all...#

0:42:300:42:32

I've never been in a car with such a rich person.

0:42:320:42:34

I only came in here for an insole.

0:42:340:42:37

# Beside the victory

0:42:370:42:40

# That's her destiny

0:42:400:42:44

# But you see

0:42:440:42:45

# The winner takes it all...#

0:42:450:42:47

But despite the yawning gap in their fortunes,

0:42:470:42:49

something beautiful has blossomed out on the road.

0:42:490:42:53

You have improved me. I have learnt so much from you, Roscoe.

0:42:530:42:57

-Your temperament has been such a pleasure.

-My mate, Thomas.

0:42:570:43:01

And all he taught me.

0:43:030:43:04

Bon voyage!

0:43:040:43:06

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