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-The nation's favourite celebrities... -Ooh, I like that. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
-..paired up with an expert... -We've had some fun, haven't we? | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
-..and a classic car. -It feels as if it could go quite fast. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
-Their mission - to scour Britain for antiques. -Yes! -Fantastic! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:15 | |
I'll do that in slow-mo. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-Come on, boys! -But it's no easy ride. Who will find a hidden gem? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:25 | |
-Don't sell me! -Who will take the biggest risks? -Go away, darling! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
-Will anybody follow expert advice? -I'm trying to spend money here. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
-There will be worthy winners... -Yes! -..and valiant losers. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
Put your pedal to the metal. This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Today, we're in the West Country, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
in the company of one of our most talented actors, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
plus his old agent, who's a bit of a star in his own right. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
-So, what are we doing? -Do you not know any of this? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
-Not really, no. -Oh, God. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
No, because you tell me what to do and I just do it, generally. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Actors! -I know. -It's Nigel Havers and Michael Whitehall. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
We're going to these antique shops, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
we're buying antiques that we like, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
-but we're going to buy the best ones for the price... -OK. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
..negotiate them down. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-Your negotiating skills aren't exactly legendary. -No. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Nigel, star of the Oscar-winning Chariots Of Fire | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
and also love rat Lewis Archer from Corrie, | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
is sharing a Bentley with Michael, his old Mr Ten Percent. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-You've got what I haven't got. -Which is? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Which is that you're a supreme actor. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
"Supreme" - I like that, thank you. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
You never know when you're telling the truth. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Some of your performances are breath-taking. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Having represented some of Britain's biggest actors, | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
like Colin Firth, Dame Judi and Daniel Day-Lewis, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Michael's also the father of comedian Jack Whitehall. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
They've even appeared together in their own TV show. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
He's already made a lot of jokes, of course, about antiques. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
In fact, he said to me on the phone the other day, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
"Have you two antiques gone off and bought these antiques yet?" | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Those two were agent and client for over 30 years | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
and remain the closest of friends. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Nigel was even best man at Michael's wedding, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
so they should make for a formidable combination. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
I'm going to say, "I'm afraid, for me, that will have to be £400." | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
-How about that? -You maybe need to be a bit more ruthless with it. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
-OK. -AGGRESSIVELY: -I'm afraid I'm only going to give you £400! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-Take it or leave it! How about that? -That's a bit over the top. -OK. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Fortunately, they'll have plenty of advice | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
from our sagacious experts in the TVR - | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
auctioneer James Braxton and dealer Margie Cooper. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
I'm with Nigel Havers and you've got the very funny Michael Whitehall. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
-Are you going to be swooning? -I hope I don't come over all unnecessary. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Do you? Margie, I don't want to get between you and Nigel. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
So, with £400 per couple, let's get cracking. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
We've just got married. This is why we're in this car. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
We took the ribbon off cos we thought it looked a bit flash. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
-Here we are. -Yes, and we're so happy. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-Right, so are you ready for the fray? -Yes. -Yeah. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-What do we do now then? -We go and find the shop. -Do we? A shop? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Yeah, we're going to find a shop. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
Buy ourselves a little wedding present. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
-JAMES: -Such a shame to split you so early on. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
I wonder how Margie's coping with her charming chum. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-I remember you from the massive Chariots Of Fire. -Yes. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Of course, when we made the film, we didn't know whether... | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-It was going to be a... -No. -Terrific. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
I went to see a little early screening and I thought, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
"Oh, dear, I wonder who's going to be interested | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
"in these guys running around a track in 1924. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
"I wonder if we've made a mistake." | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
And then we ended up in Hollywood for the Oscar night | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
and the winner of the Best Film is Chariots Of Fire - | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
we couldn't believe it! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
And everyone said, "You've got to hang around in Hollywood. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
"You're very hot." I said, "I can't. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
"I've got to go back to tomorrow cos I'm doing an episode of Jackanory." | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Consummate pro. Wither the Bentley boys then? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
My boss, when I first became an actors' agent, he had a Bentley. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-Yeah. -And he had a very, very talkative chauffeur, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
and I remember him saying to me... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
And I made the most terrible mistake. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
The first day my new chauffeur arrived, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
he said I didn't shut the partition | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
and if you don't shut the partition on day one, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
you're stuck with him talking to you all the time. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, whatever the social niceties, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I think the Bentley's definitely looking like the wiser choice. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Talk about chariots of fire! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
We've got smoke coming out of the back. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Smoke's coming out of the back. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
They're right, you know. Better pull over. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
-Turn it off. -I'm sure this doesn't happen on Nigel's usual productions. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-Oh, Nigel! -Oh, look at this. -Oh, my Lord. -Yes. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
So, what would happen? Would it blow up? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
It could do if it got really, really hot. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-Well, luckily, I don't think we're far. -Shall we leave it there? -Yes. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
No-one's going to steal it. It's not going to go anywhere, is it? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Right, let's go. Come on. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
I just hope it doesn't take too long | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
because they're supposed to be starting out in Bristol | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
and then motoring east | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
before eventually arriving in London and an auction at Southgate. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
But first, that great city, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
whose motto is "By virtue and industry". | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
And I'm sure it has more than enough of both. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Plenty of buses too. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Um, wait, hello, it's me. Yes. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Just to let you know, our car blew up. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
We managed to get out before it exploded and we ran into a field. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
And then we hopped on a bus, eventually, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
and now we're going to work. Bye-bye. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Always call your agent, eh? Come on now, Nigel, break a leg. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-Hello, are you Steve? -Hello, there. -Hello, Steve. -Hiya. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Lots of extras on set today. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Another orange man! Are you following me or what? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Amongst this boggling array, | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
there has to be something to suit our pair. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Margie, what is THIS? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
This is brilliant because this is a reclaimers'... | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Absolute wonderful place. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
So, basically, anyone who's got rubbish brings it here. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
These are places where you've just got to root | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
and try and find stuff. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
You'll soon get the hang of it. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
This is brilliant! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
This colander - someone's converted it into a lampshade. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Isn't that good? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-I'm absolutely speechless. -But that's incredible. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
You put that in a very smart place, it would look amazing. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
That might be one of my extravagant and odd buys. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
I'd give him a couple of quid. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
-Maybe a fiver. Am I insane? -We'll let you know. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-It's all up for grabs in here though. -This is just sweet. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-There is a certain amount of age to it. -Yeah. -It's wearing off. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
It's wearing off. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
But you've got to think about at the auction, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-when they hold that up... -It doesn't look like much. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-Yeah, is that going to be a problem? -Let's have a look from a distance. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-Good idea. -And we have lot number... -It looks better from a distance! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-Plaque. -£75. -It's yours! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Lordy! What can Margie come up with? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
These would go in grottos, wouldn't they, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
in the sort of 19th-century houses, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
where they used to have furniture made with the shell back. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-Yeah, little seats in the grotto. -Yeah. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Is that a little weed growing out of the...? I'd like to keep that. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-I love that. -Another bucket. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-Ooh! -What are the chances, eh? -Yes, it is. It's a cockle... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-A cockle bucket. -It's the real thing. -That hasn't been altered. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-I do quite like that. -Do you? Well, if you really like that... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Just for a second, here's your drawing room, here it is, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
and you have that as a waste paper basket. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
I think that's divine. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Nigel's definitely got a thing about those. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-Time to get Steve involved, methinks. -We like the look of these. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Shell grotto type chairs. -Yeah, they're called screamer stools. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-They're from the 1890s. -Really? Never heard of that! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
-It's cos of the face on them. -Big, screamy face. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-It's a big mouth there. -What sort of money are they? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-They're very heavy. -They're about £60 a go. -Yeah. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Are you interested, Nigel? -I am quite interested in that. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I'm also interested in this little baby here. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
-Oh, just a plaque. -It's a plaque. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-It came from one of the demolition jobs that we've been to. -Yeah. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
-So whether it's old or new... -It's obviously been outside, hasn't it? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Yes, but it's just a paint thing. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I'm quite intrigued by these | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-and I've noticed there's another one at the back. -Oh, yes. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-Is that a pair? -Yes, it is a pair. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
You said £60 each but, obviously, | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
you'd be able to go a bit lower if we bought the two. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
I'd come down to £100 for the two. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Not so scary. Now for Nigel's bucket and some baskets too. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
You and your cockle bucket! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Yeah, I found a really lovely cockle bucket | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-which has not been hacked about. -Right. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-If we put that, say, with these two baskets... -Yeah. -Bakery... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
-There's a sort of cockles, bread... -How much is the cockle bucket? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
If you got it at what it cost me, it was £15. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-The bread baskets? -£5. -These two... Can you not ease it a bit more? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
We're just gambling, aren't we? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
We're in a London auction that we don't know, Stephen. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
I'd have said if you were in London and you were selling those, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
-you'd get £80 each, easy. -Yeah, I wish I hadn't said that now. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Ha-ha, quite, Margie. Time to have a bit of a team talk, I reckon. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Refocus. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
-Right, this cockle bucket... -Yes. -We've thrown out the baskets. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
We've thrown the baskets out. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I think we should go for the SCREAMERS! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
I could have another tap at him. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Have another tap and maybe the cockle bucket at £10. -Right. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
-£110 for the two. -Right, and if he says no, what are you going to do? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-"OK, £500! Whatever you want!" -Stand by. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-We've come to, um, I think, a wonderful conclusion. -Go on. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
Which is that we'd like the SCREAMERS. I think they're fun. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
-And the cockle bucket. -OK. -And what if I said £110 for that lot? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
-I'd say yes. -Oh! -Good man! -Thank you very much. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
So, with Nigel off the mark, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
it's time to find out what their opposite numbers are up to | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
elsewhere in Bristol, in a car that still works. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
My first big client was Kenneth More. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Reach For The Sky, Genevieve and all those films. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
He was such a sweet man | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
and his great friend was a man called Michael Havers, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
who was the Attorney General, Lord Chancellor. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
I was in the Garrick Club with them both and Michael Havers said, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
"My boy is looking for a new agent. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
"The chap he's got at the moment is absolutely useless." | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
And Kenny More said, "Darling, you must take him on. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
"He's such a sweet boy", and all that, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
so I trusted Kenny and took him on | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-and, as it turned out, he was a huge success. -Yes. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Those two are headed for a very different sort of gentlemen's club | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
because tucked away in Bristol's city centre is a secretive spot | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
that should suit art lover Michael down to the ground. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
-We're now walking into the Wigwam, which... -Oh, wow! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:13 | |
..is probably like no other wigwam you've ever seen. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-No. -It's modelled on a Gloucestershire barn. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
This is the headquarters of the Savages, | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
a Bristolian artistic institution for well over 100 years, | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
as curator Mike Newstead can explain. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
The club, as we know it, was started by Ernest Ehlers | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
and he was a Bristolian of German extraction. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
And there's a long tradition of groups of Bristol artists | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
-painting together. -Yes. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
And one night - it was 18th February, 1904 - | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
he decided to form a society, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
and they decided to call themselves the Bristol Savages. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
No-one knows exactly why they adopted that particular moniker, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
although the Edwardian fashion for all things Native American | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
may have been an influence. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
The club came here to the Wigwam in 1920, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
with their somewhat eccentric methods already firmly in place. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
The artists meet on a Wednesday night, about six o'clock, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
and paint to a subject set by Chairman for the evening. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
So the artists don't have an apple or a model? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
It'll be whatever the Chairman thinks, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
as a sentence, a word, a catchphrase | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
which might tickle his or their fancy. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
They have no prompts, they have to do it inside the studio. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
-In two hours. -In two hours. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
It can be quite a challenge, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
although would-be Savages have to pass a stiff audition | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
before they're entitled to wear the red feather, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
while the so-called lay members, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
who turn up later to enjoy the fun, wear green. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
The club, which still insists on remaining gentlemen only, | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
has had many talented artists amongst its closed ranks. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
This picture here, In Sunshine And In Shade, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
was painted by an artist called Bartram Hiles and as a young man, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
he lost both his arms in an accident on Hotwells, run over by a tram, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
but he learnt to paint by using the brush in his mouth. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
And that's a portrait of Captain Robert Falcon Scott. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
In 1910, he came to our annual dinner and he gave a speech there | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
and we had a collection which came to five guineas, | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
which was sent to Captain Scott for him to use | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
to buy a pony for his expedition. And there is one of the ice picks. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
I wouldn't mind having one of those | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-for when my son, Jack, misbehaves. -Ah! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
And in 1937, his son, Peter Scott, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
came and painted with the artist members in the studio upstairs. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-Yeah. -And in our archive, we have the very painting that he did. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:47 | |
-Did he do a bird? -Surprisingly, yes. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Well, he was an ornithologist, I suppose. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I'm sure he'd easily have won his red feather. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
I wonder what our two will create when put to the Savage test. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Do we have a title? -Yes, we do. I've written it on the board. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
The board, by the way, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
is the original board that's been used since 1907. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
I think the link with me with the Antiques Road Trip | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
will be very spurious. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-On your artistic marks then... -The clock is ticking. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
MUSIC: Theme from Take Hart | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
So much concentration going into that. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Bear in mind that I was doing this cartoon in about 1945 | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
when I was five. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
That's stuck with me as the only thing I could do. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Have you finished? -I have. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
-Crikey! -How have we done? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Well, I think there's a new "ism" coming on here. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
You should phone the London galleries. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
You may struggle to get into Savages at this stage, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
but it is only the first audition. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
I think that's what they call | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
letting them down lightly, don't you? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
Now, let's get back to the shopping, still in Bristol, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
where Nigel and Margie have reached their next shop. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Here we go. -Here we go. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Gird your loins. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-Hello. -Hiya. -I remember you. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
-Yes, from last time. -Jay, hello. -Nigel. -Jay, nice to meet you. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
-I just spied this, um, this top hat here. -Top hat. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Do you mind if I..? Thank you. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-That suits you. -I do like a top hat. I went to Ascot on Tuesday. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
-Did you really? -Yes. -Glorious weather. -It rained all day. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
It's sort of too big for me. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
MARGIE LAUGHS | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Do you remember that comedian called Parrotface Davies? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
They may well have appeared together in panto. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
-I like these flags. -Yeah? -I do rather. -Here we go. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Well, we'll see if anyone salutes it, shall we? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-There are a couple of moth holes in there. -I don't mind. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-That's good, moth holes. -Where's the price, Jay? -It can be £15. Cheap. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
-What year do you think that is? -I would probably say '50s. -'53? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
-Coronation? -It might well be. -Shall we make it that? -Let's make it '53! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
Just think, when you've just won Chariots Of Fire. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
I'll do that in slow-mo. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Wouldn't you just love to run round, having achieved a gold medal? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
If we're having a dinner party or something, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-they'd put this in the middle of the table like that. -Or a burial at sea! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-So, it's what? £10? -£15. It's cheap as chips, that is. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Have you got anything similar to go with it? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Good plan. What can our Jay find? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-Are those all for sale? -Yes, they're all for sale. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
There's a tin there with a view of something. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-Oh, that's Fortnum & Mason. -That would go with it, the flag. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
-The flag. -Could we get that tin down? -Yes, let's have a little look. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-Do you want to squeeze past me? -Jay, this is what you do for a living. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Climbing up furniture. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
So, we want to have a look at this bottom one here. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
So, we've got that one there. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Is that Tower of London? It's old London. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-That's the Tower, isn't it? -I like it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
-That's where you went through if you were in big trouble. -Yeah. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
-Was it that one there you were looking at? -Yes. -Yes. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Ah, Crawford & Sons. Delicious! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Original ring on the top. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-I like that. -Ooh, yeah. -OK, these two tins appeal to me. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
-Do they appeal to you? -Everyone loves biccies. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Let's look at this one. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-Job lot of tins - is that where we're going? -Yeah. -Looks like it. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Let's just talk money for a minute cos we've got to be... | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
They've got no prices on, so... | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-I was going to say I'd do the lot for £15. -I think that's pretty good. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-Yeah. -It's a bit like an old-fashioned sweet shop, this. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-While you're at it, I'll have a KitKat. -She looks like a... | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
-Macfarlane Lang. I remember them. -I think she's great. We're having her. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-Any danger of a deal, do we think? -Union Jack was £15. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
-Yeah, and these are £15. -These were £15. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
So, can we lump it all together? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
-The word "Lump" is what I like. -It's £30 for the two lots. That's cheap. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
-Done. -Smashing. -Thank you very much. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
They're certainly buying in bulk. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Right, let's try and get out of this hole. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
But how does Margie reckon it's going? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
I think we're buying some really funny and interesting things. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-I'm not sure about his cockle bucket. -Quite. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
But he's a very attractive man. And he's lovely as well. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
He's lovely with it. So, yeah, enjoying it immensely. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
MARGIE LAUGHS | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Margie, what do you think of this? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-Is that old? -No! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Oh, bugger! -MARGIE LAUGHS | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Say what you like about our Nige, he certainly puts a shift in. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
You have to really learn to look up, cos quite often, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
things are up, up... Oh, there's an aeroplane up there. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Lots of things remind me of my childhood here. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Lots and lots of things, including this sledge. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Look at this! This is great! That's a two-seater. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
I loved to go sledging. It was fantastic. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Of course, it used to snow a lot more in those days. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
I'm quite interested in that. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
So, with Nigel poised to buy the entire shop, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
our other pairing have still to part with as much as a penny. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
Michael, are you a collector? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
I have sort of crazes of collecting things. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Um... So, I suddenly start buying commedia dell'arte paintings | 0:19:00 | 0:19:06 | |
-and I ended up with far too many pictures. -Are you quite tough? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
-Are you a tough negotiator? -I am a tough negotiator. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
My problem is that I do have slightly weird taste. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
The sort of thing that appeals to me | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
very often doesn't appeal to anyone else. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Yeah, that's not helpful. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
They're on their way, via a somewhat circuitous route, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
to the same shop that Nigel and Margie are currently hoovering up, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
so let's hope Michael isn't too bothered about flags, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
biscuit tins or model planes, cos they've all gone. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-OK, I want you to look up... -Yeah. -..now. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Oh, crikey! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Going to be a lot of money, isn't it? So, it has flown? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-That would have flown at some point, yeah. -But when you say it flies... | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-How do you land it? -I wouldn't have a clue. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-I just know how to stick it up there. -I beg your pardon! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
-How much is it? -£350. -Oh. -I knew it would be. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
£150? Just to get it out of the way. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah, actually, it sort of already is. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-Well, if you're interested, ask for the best price. -So... So, Jay... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-Yes? -What's the best price for that, please? -That WAS the best price. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
-Was it? -Yes. -Perhaps the sledge will go down better. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
CLATTERING | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Whoops! Don't worry about that. Look at that. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-The runners are still there. -Yeah, they are. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-See? Any brakes on it? No! -There don't seem to be. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-I had one with brakes on. -Did you? -Yeah. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-You would, wouldn't you? -Yeah, yeah. What's the best price on that, Jay? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
It's £35 priced up, isn't it? A nice gentleman like you, it's £30. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
-Oh, Jay! -That's not even 10%. -Over 13, actually. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
-I don't think that's going to be a goer for £30. -Nor do I. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
-What are YOU thinking? -I was thinking 20 quid. -Yeah. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I could split the difference with you there. £25. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Don't look at ME. You found it! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
-You found... -£25! Yeah, £25. -Deal? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
-Thank you. -Smashing. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-Done it now. -In this together, eh, Margie? Hang on, there's more. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
Look, Coronation souvenir book, 1937. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
-Oh, that's lovely, to go with your flag. -Yes. -Well done. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
-Jay wanted £5, but I got it for £3. -Nigel! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
-There, is that the Koh-i-noor diamond? -Indeed. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
-That must be so heavy on her head. -That's why she's like this. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-Yeah. -Uncanny(!) | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
£58 then, for that little lot - a flag, seven tins, | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
a book and a sledge - all cunningly concealed from our late arrivals. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-Bye, Jay. -Bye-bye. -Goody! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
This isn't a bus shelter, you know. That's out there, the bus shelter. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-We're waiting for our limousine to take us home. -Oh, right. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
I thought it was the 175C. We'd better do some shopping. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
-We'd better get on. -Good luck. I hope it isn't cancelled, OK. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Time to see Michael in action. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Here's the proprietor, Jay. Michael. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-How do you do, Jay? -Nice to meet you, Michael. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Bit late, perhaps, but definitely spoilt for choice. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
Michael, take that in your hands. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
When you hold something like that, what happens? Initial nerves? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
-Can I get a tune out of it? -It reminds me of my friend Elton John. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:15 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -He has a quite elderly tambourine player in his group. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:21 | |
He's had him for 30, 40 years, right back to the old days. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:26 | |
-But he is really very old. He's even older than me. -Really? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
And he's beginning to run out of his...whatever it is you need | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
to play the tambourine. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
-Your oomph. Or your smack, is it? -Steady on! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
-My son is a comedian, as you know. -Yeah. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
And in the old days, comedians, when they told jokes, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
would say something and then they'd go... | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
HE BANGS TAMBOURINE | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
..at the end, just to let the audience know that the joke's there. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
So, for example, you'd say, "I sent my wife to the West Indies." | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-Jamaica? -No, she went of her own accord! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
HE BANGS TAMBOURINE | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Keep smiling, Jay. They are getting there. What does this owe you, Jay? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
-A fiver? -15 quid! -No! -That's cheap for that. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
-Think of the amount of fun you get out of that. -He's still smiling. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
When somebody's still smiling, they're not upset, are they? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-Well, I've said a fiver. -That'll have to go back on the shelf. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-That can't be a fiver. -Careful, James, you'll wear it out. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-How long have you had that up there? -About ten days. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-Ten days and nobody's bought it! -Nobody's bought it. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Are you beginning to feel nervous about that price? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
You've just got to wait for the right punter. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
That's what you've got to wait for - the right man to come in for it. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
I tell you what I would be prepared to do, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-because I know you like it and I like it. -Yeah. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
-I would be prepared to go to £8. -Really? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-Best I'd do is £12. -£9. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-My final word. £9. -£9. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
-So it's either £9.. -£9 -..or "Nein". -He's on a roll. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
-Thank you, sir. -Well done, well done. Voila. -Danke schoen. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
-So, there we are. -Auf Wiedersehen. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
-What a nice young man. -Yes. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Now, with our two friends back together again, | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
it's down to business. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
You know at the end of all this, when we do the auction, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
because of our relationship, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
I think that I should take a percentage of what your things make. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
-Yeah. -Obviously, that would have VAT on it. -Nighty-night. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
Ah, good to see the TVR's back on song. Let's hope it lasts. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:25 | |
We bought, as Michael said, a bit of nonsense. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
I heard him say that he reckoned he was the oldest thing in the shop. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
I think he was! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-NIGEL: -I have made one purchase though, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
-that she completely and utterly doesn't understand. -Right. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
It's made of metal and it's got holes in it. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-That's all I can tell you. What about James? How was he? -Great. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Very good man, yeah. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Actually, he drove the car beautifully and there was a moment | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
when I wished I was sitting in the back reading the paper, | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
cos he'd make a lovely chauffeur. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Just as well, because there wasn't a lot of actual shopping | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
done by Michael and James yesterday, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
with just £9 spent on their tambourine, man. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
£9 or "Nein", we go! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Leaving them with an awful lot to buy and almost £400 to do it with. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
While Margie and Nigel bought heaps, including that bucket, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
a flag, a book, several biscuit tins, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
-a wooden sledge and a pair of grotto chairs, or... -SCREAMERS! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
But they still have well over £200 left for today's purchases. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Hang on - looks like we're about to go off-road. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Thank God this Bentley's four-wheel drive, that's all I can say. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Yes, when I watch this programme, | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
they're sort of roaring along roads, | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
the sun's shining and there's sort of cornfields, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
but I've never seen one where they're stuck | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-in a muddy track in pouring rain. -No. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
He's obviously not watched for a while then. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Later, they'll be making for the capital | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
and that auction at Southgate, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
but their next stop is in Somerset at Frome. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
I think it might be brightening up, you know. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
-What a lovely day. -JAMES: -It is a lovely day. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-Breathtaking. -Are you going to go? -I think we should go. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
-NIGEL: -Are you going to drive? -Do you want me to? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
-I'd love you to have a go. -OK. -Because it's such fun. -Is it? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
-JAMES LAUGHS -Goodbye. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
-JAMES: -I must be ever-attending. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
-There could be a job in it for me later. -No promises. -No promises. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
I might be able to see my way to something for you. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
Ah, still running smoothly, I see. Almost as smooth as Nigel. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
Do you quite like playing, you know, the bad guy? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-The bad guys are much easier to play. -Yeah, I'm sure. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
And they're a bit more fun. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
-Do people come up to you afterwards and tell you off? -Yes, they do. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
When I was in Corrie, I was queuing up in the supermarket | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
and people would say, "You owe Audrey 40 grand, you nasty man!" | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
We all love a banter. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
Michael, I was very impressed with your haggling skills. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-Oh, really? -Yeah. -Oh, that's kind. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
I mean, I've spent most of my life | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
sort of haggling for actors, you know. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
What is the tip? Were you a king of the pause or silence? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
I did the silence quite a lot. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
And then the other one was walking away from it | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
and then you'd ring the actor and the actor would say, | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
"But what happens if they offer it to somebody else?" | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
I'd say, "Well, that is always the chance you have to take." | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Nerves of steel, eh? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Rather ancient and very picturesque, | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
the town of Frome hosts an annual cycle race | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
up some of its steepest streets, called the Cobble Wobble. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
-Hello. -Oh, hello. I'm Michael. -Nice to meet you. I'm Sophie. -James. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
-Sophie, this is James. -Hello, very good to see you. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
-What a lovely stock, isn't it? -Thank you. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Spoken like men with exactly £391 between them. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
Anything Sophie would especially like to big up? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
-This is the lovely bronze. -That's very good, isn't it? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-Nice sort of weight to it? -TAPPING | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
It's all there. A lot of tapping. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
-It's always good to tap and ring. -It's not another tambourine! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
-Age, Sophie? -It's quite a modern piece | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
but I still think it's got a lot of quality. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
What have you got on this, Sophie? | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
The bronze is £6,000 at the moment. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
-Right. -Right, well, we've got an idea of pricing structure now. -Mmm. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
Mmm, maybe something a bit more modest. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
So, we've got a very terribly smart biscuit box here. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:24 | |
-This is by Huntley & Palmers, based on sort of Wedgwood. -Mm-hmm. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:29 | |
And priced at a mere £5. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
You can't all buy biscuit tins! Look again. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
Sweet little enamels, aren't they? Ballooning. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
People are quite potty about ballooning, aren't they? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Bristol's a great centre of ballooning. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
They have a big ballooning festival. I rather like that. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
-How much is that, Sophie? -It's a whole £15. -£15. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:50 | |
Well, that's a start, Sophie, well done. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
I think we're going to think about that. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
There are plenty of pictures in here too. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
But what will tempt our boys? | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
I just noticed this. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:00 | |
When you're looking for something, | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
you want something that actually has a bit of craft about it. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
-This has actually been painted, this one. -Oh, right. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
-Rather than been transferred. -Yes. -And the scene? | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
-Er, Don Quixote, isn't it? -Don Quixote, yes, it is, isn't it? | 0:29:12 | 0:29:16 | |
-And the windmills, Spanish. -Yeah. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
This is earthenware, so this is Hispano-Moresque, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
so it's a sort of tin-glazed earthenware of Spain. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
Probably a holiday purchase, would you think, from somewhere? | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
I think so, but a man with more substance, | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
because he could have bought something six inches, couldn't he? | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
-Yeah. -And he said, "No, darling, we'll go for the 12." | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
-Go for the 12. -Yeah, but you know what they say about size. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
Don Quixote. I always forget this fellow. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
-I think he was called Sancho Panza - is that right? -Ah. -Yes. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
-So he was like a sort of... He was his man, wasn't he? -Exactly. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
-In Bentley terms... -Bentley terms? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
-..that would be me and that would be you. -Braxton. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Yeah, Braxton on the mule. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Time to sally forth. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
If I may give that to you, sir. There you are. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
-And I think this was the other thing. -That was the other thing. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
So, this is marked at £15 and this had on it... | 0:30:06 | 0:30:11 | |
-£20, I think it was. -Yes. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
If Sophie was Lew Grade there, | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
now how would you approach the whole thing? | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
I would probably say, I would pay for this plate, £20, | 0:30:17 | 0:30:24 | |
-provided I could take that with me too. -£15 off? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:30 | |
I mean, I don't like to be ruthless this early in the day. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
I think he DOES, you know. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
-I couldn't squeeze you up a little bit? -No. -Not even to £25? -No. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:40 | |
As you are such a lovely person and, obviously, YOU are as well... | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
-Well, I'm only the chauffeur. -Well, OK. -Sophie, it's very nice... | 0:30:44 | 0:30:49 | |
Thank you very much, it's very nice to meet you. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
-He has his uses though, like lugging the lolly. -Thank you very much. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:56 | |
-For you, Sophie. -Thank you very much. | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
We'll call that £17 for the charger and just £3 for the beaker. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:03 | |
But while they head off in their trusty steed... | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
..the sometimes temperamental TVR is also in Somerset, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
on the road to one of Nigel's favourite cities - beautiful Bath. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
-Nigel, do you know Bath well? -I do, I know Bath very well. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
I've done many shows at the Theatre Royal | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
-and I do think it's a magical city. -It is. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
-Oh, look at the view there. -It's beautiful. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Although Bath has been around since Roman times, | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
it was spectacularly reinvented during the 18th century | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
as a fashionable spa resort. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Nigel and Margie are here to find out | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
about one of the Georgian city's prime movers | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
from historian Dr Amy Frost. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
-I'm standing outside my favourite theatre in England. -Oh, good! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
-Seriously. -Before this was a theatre, in the early 18th century, | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
it was one of the houses where Beau Nash lived, | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
and he was the Master of Ceremonies of Bath | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
and a great performer for society, | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
so this is where he spent a lot of his time. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
I imagine, was Beau a sort of nickname? | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Yes, so his name was Richard and he sort of adopted this nickname | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
as he began to sort of brand himself quite early in his life. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:12 | |
He starts organising entertainments and he starts corralling society, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
making them have things that they can go to, | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
-things that they can do and... -Putting Bath on the map. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Yeah, well, he sort of gets invited to come down to Bath | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
to kind of build up the reputation of the place. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:30 | |
Amy credits Nash, along with Ralph Allen, | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
the man who owned the Bath stone quarry, | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
and the classical architects John Wood and Sons | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
as the men who made the city a must-visit destination. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
So, Amy, what did they do for fun? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
Well, I mean, you told people you were here to take the waters. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
-That was the sort of polite explanation. -Oh, right, yes. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
But, of course, people would go shopping. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
Bath became THE place for luxury goods. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Balls twice a week, musical entertainments, card games, | 0:32:55 | 0:33:00 | |
card parties, the theatre... | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
So, there was quite a lot for you to do, | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
but it was all entirely built on pleasure. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
-This is where he lived originally. -Yeah. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
He gets up in the morning, he has a huge breakfast, I imagine, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
-and then says, "It's time to go to the baths"? -To the baths, yeah. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:15 | |
Society would be at the baths first thing in the morning | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
and then they'd be done with their bathing | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
by nine o'clock in the morning. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
And then he would have a full day | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
of orchestrating what they did for the rest of the day. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
He was that important? | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
-Yeah, yeah, he called himself the King of Bath. -Gosh. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
-So wherever he went, everyone would follow. -Everyone followed. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
-Shall we go and do a simple tour? -Let's follow him. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
-Let's follow him. -Yeah. -OK. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Although the Romans got there first, building these fine baths, | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
fashionable folk began flocking to take the waters | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
after Queen Anne took a dip in 1703. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
-It's a warm bath. -Yeah, you can feel the heat. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
But bathing was just the beginning of Nash's very strict social whirl. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:57 | |
He created a set of rules for assemblies, | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
so there were two balls a week which were referred to as assemblies, | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
and he encouraged someone to set up an assembly room | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
that they would take place in. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:08 | |
And then he publishes these rules | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
and they're rules to be observed when in Bath. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
And it's things like, um... | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
"Elderly ladies and children must sit around the edge of the room | 0:34:15 | 0:34:21 | |
"in a ball because they are beyond or not yet come to perfection." | 0:34:21 | 0:34:26 | |
Ladies are not allowed to be seen wearing a white apron. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
Duelling and carrying a sword around town was frowned upon. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
-And did people abide by these rules? -Yeah. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
Nash, meanwhile, was quietly making a fortune | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
from subscriptions to the society's venues | 0:34:38 | 0:34:41 | |
to an awful lot of gambling. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
He's completely on the take, | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
so whatever is being made at the gaming tables, | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
he is being paid a percentage of what people are taking. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
-Cos you can't really guarantee to make money out of gambling. -No. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
-But you can guarantee making money... -Of what the house makes. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
-And the house always wins. -Yeah. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
With the famous pump room at the hub of social life, | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
the King of Bath reigned as the city's MC for over 50 years. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:07 | |
Would they have food all day or was it...? | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
No, I mean, originally, actually, | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
it would have been empty of tables and chairs, | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
-other than chairs around the outside. -Right. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
And you would come here to look at the visitors' book | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
to see who'd arrived in the city and did you know them. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
And then you just walked in a big circle, | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
so you would just walk around the room and you would walk, | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
making new acquaintances, | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
saying hello to people, gossiping with people. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
-Being social. -So, you just sort of circulate. -Promenading. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
Yeah, and it's still a fashionable place, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
still doing its original function. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
It's a place where people come almost entirely for pleasure. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
Although this particular pump room was erected after Nash's death, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
he's still honoured with a statue. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
So, looking back on Nash's life, we have to respect him, don't we? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:53 | |
-Yeah, I think so. -And I think we should give him a... | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
-For all his faults. -Give him a quick... -Give him a quick... | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
Yeah, cheers. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Well done, old Nash - even though you are an ugly old bugger. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
And speaking of which... | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
So, Michael - sorry, Mr Whitehall - | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
how do you think my chauffeuring probation's going? | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
I think probably listen more than talk | 0:36:14 | 0:36:18 | |
would be an early note I would give you. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
I like the name. James is a very good name. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:24 | |
Or Braxton is a good name. In fact, I'd slightly veer to the surname. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:29 | |
You'd have to sort of smarten up a bit. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
Those two have now motored over to Wiltshire and the town of Devizes | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
where, in the shadow of the tower brewery... | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
-It's a proper antique shop, this one. -OK. -No mattresses! | 0:36:39 | 0:36:43 | |
-Hello. -I'm Michael. How do you do? -I'm John. -Hello. -Vicki. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
-Hello, I'm James. -James. -John. -John. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
Michael, hat off, please. Umbrella down. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
-Let's go antiquing. -Yes, let's. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
-That's nice. -That is very nice, isn't it? -I like that. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
That reminds me of Alfred Wallis's paintings. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
-Do you know Alfred Wallis? -I don't, no. -He was a very elderly man. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:08 | |
I mean, he was in his sort of mid-80s and he lived in St Ives | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
in this funny little broken-down house, | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
and he started painting on bits of driftwood | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
and then any bits of stuff, rubbish, he could get hold of, | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
-and now his paintings are worth millions of pounds. -Really? -Yes. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
Do you think he might have worked in a different medium? | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
-He might have done. It looks a little too sophisticated. -Does it? | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
But I like it and I like the look of it. It's very decorative. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:37 | |
-How much have you got on this? -£75. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
-£75. That's not outrageous, is it? -It's not, no. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:44 | |
-And if it turned out to be Alfred Wallis... -Well, yes. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
Sorely tempted. Back in Bath, Nigel's saying it with flowers. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:53 | |
-So, this is going to go into the cockle bucket. -To liven it all up? | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
-To liven it all up. -Push the sale. -Exactly that. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
-How much have you spent though? -A tenner. -Oh, that's all right. -Is it? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
-Yeah. I really hope it brings you luck. -Thank you very much. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
-You might need it. -You've always had a thing about that cockle bucket. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
Oh, well, never mind, | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
you've still got one last shop to look forward to. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
This is more like it. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:16 | |
Yes, and with almost £200 left, they could have some fun in here. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:20 | |
-Look at this. "HRH". -HRH. -AS THE QUEEN: -My suitcase! | 0:38:22 | 0:38:27 | |
This is an incredible thing! I didn't expect them to have that. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
-Do you like it? -I do like it but I've just seen the swing ticket. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-Ooh. -£220, but it's a really good one. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
Hey, here's a tin-plate reminder of Bath's past. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
Nice and substantial, isn't it? | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
Shopkeeper Alex should be able to extol its virtues. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
-Beautifully made. Accurate. -Yeah. -Even the wheel rims are of steel. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:51 | |
-It's got brake pads too. -Got brake pads, it's all there. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
There's a bit of age to it. What do you think? 50 years? | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
-I'd say not much more than 50. -Yeah. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-I do like it but I've just seen the ticket. -Go on, make me an offer. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
-Well, go on then. -The door's... -I look at you immediately. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
-The door is right behind you. -Something in the region of £70. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
I think it's going to be a little bit over £70, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
-but can I just go away and...? -Think about it. -Course you can. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
Now, there's a coincidence. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
A little coach in Bath and that primitive boat in Devizes. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
Anything else in this old house? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
-Sort of goes on forever. -Incredible! | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
-It's a bit like the Eiffel Tower here, isn't it? -D'accord. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
-This is amazing. -Amazing, isn't it? -Very Dickensian feel to it. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
This was the children's nursery area, do you think? | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
I think it was, yeah. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
This is nice. I like this. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
-That's sort of Chinesey, isn't it? -Very pretty, this. -Yeah. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:50 | |
-Look, we've got a thing for a shelf, so this... -Oh, yeah. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:55 | |
-That's probably... -Ooh, careful. -..that shelf there, isn't it? | 0:39:55 | 0:40:00 | |
-The door doesn't close now. There we are. -Steady on, Braxton. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
Bit worried you're going to demolish it before we've even bought it. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
You can see I'm a natural for the self-assembly, can't you? | 0:40:08 | 0:40:12 | |
A natural something, certainly! John, the proprietor, is on his way. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:16 | |
-Just as well! -Ah, I'm glad you've come up. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
James is about to demolish this very elegant little cupboard of yours. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:23 | |
-Is that the shelf for it, John? -It is. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Why didn't you ask him in the first place? I think that's very pretty. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
-Do you? It's obviously very well-made, isn't it? -Well, it was! | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
-It WAS, yes. -Well said. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
-And has it got any age to it? -Not a great deal. -No. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
-It's more a decorative piece. -Yes. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
That's what they're about in North London, aren't they? | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
-Decorative items. -Yeah. And is there a price on it? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
-Um, I think probably £95. -£95. -Time to devise a deal. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:54 | |
We've got the after Alfred Wallis, | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
then we've got this after Chinese dynasty. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
What's the best, John, you could do for those two pieces? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:04 | |
-For the two items. -Two. -Two-item deal. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
-We got buy one get one free in the last shop, didn't we? -Yeah, we did. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
-Very generous. -That's not caught on round these parts. -No. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
I was thinking £110, weren't you, for the two? | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
-I could do the two for £150. -What do you think? -I...I don't... | 0:41:15 | 0:41:20 | |
This is the moment where I remain silent, Michael. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:23 | |
What about £130 for the two? | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
I couldn't possibly, it would break my heart. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
-So, what is your final price then? -£145. -£145. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:32 | |
£145 for the two items. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
-For the two items carried downstairs. -Carried downstairs. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
-OK, let's go. -Do you think so, Michael? Are you sure? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
-Yeah, I'm happy with that. -They got there. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
But elsewhere, there's still work to be done. Now, that's familiar. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
-There you go. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
-And underneath, it says... -£75. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
£75! | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
So you'll be pleased about the one you picked up yesterday then! | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
-These little decanters here... -Yes. -Are they Georgian? | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
-They are Georgian. -I thought they were. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
-And they were probably once in a little stand at one time. £85. -Yeah. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:14 | |
-I do like them. -Yeah, they're very nice. A lovely pair! | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
-Can we just put those down here? -Nice little stoppers on them. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
-What can we do on these? -They're lovely, aren't they? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
-Let's sort of suggest maybe £65. -It just shouts Georgian, that... | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
-It really does. -That cut. -I think they're divine. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
So far, we have the tin-plate coach | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
and those decanters under consideration. Anything else? | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
This green bottle. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
-It's a lovely colour, isn't it? -It's a nice big carboy, yeah. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
Oh, gosh, I don't know. We're in a right old pickle now, aren't we? | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
-How much is it? -I could do that for £25. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:47 | |
Let's bring it out. So that's £20 for that. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
£25, I think he said. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
-AS THE QUEEN: -I'm just going to get the carriage. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
-Still in character, I see. -Getting the carriage, I'm on my way. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
-And this is our dilemma. -Yeah. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
-Georgian decanters, we have the coach... -Mmm. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:04 | |
-50 years old, roughly, but very decorative. -Yeah. -And... | 0:43:04 | 0:43:08 | |
-Really cheap and cheerful. -Cheap and cheerful. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
But in my opinion, as silly as it sounds, | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
as utterly stupid as it sounds, | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
that will probably be more saleable than that. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
-So, let's take those out of the equation. -Then there were two. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
So, how much was this in the end? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
-You said we had to come up a bit in price. -How about £80? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:27 | |
-We've got to get £100 to make a profit. -How about £100 for the two? | 0:43:27 | 0:43:31 | |
-Yeah, £100 for the two? -Yeah. -Done. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:33 | |
-Done. -OK, £100 for the two. -Fantastic. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
Yes, but they're almost as excited by what they DIDN'T buy. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:40 | |
-What about that tin caddy, that tin...? -£75. -£75! We had how many? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:45 | |
-We got seven for £15. -Is that good for us? | 0:43:45 | 0:43:50 | |
-It's got to be good for us. -Yay! Yay! | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
Hey, slightly embarrassing celebratory rituals completed, | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
it's time to take a peek at what our teams have bought. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
-Shall we show them the spring of our jive? -Shall we? -One, two, three. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
-Ah! -NIGEL: -Oh, that's wonderful! -That's a very nice collection. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
-JAMES: -You could have furnished a bedsit with this, couldn't you? | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
-NIGEL: -I think you've done really well. -What is that? | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
-JAMES: -A beaker, a small beaker. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
-It's a little beaker. -An English enamel beaker. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
-JAMES: -Decorated with balloons. -NIGEL: -With balloons. -Oh, how sweet. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
-Love your tambourine. -NIGEL: -Love the tambourine. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
-I've had it retuned, listen. -MICHAEL TAPS TAMBOURINE | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
-Is your tambourine old? -Yes, it's quite old, isn't it? -Very old. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:31 | |
It's got what's known as a bit of age to it. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
And your little oriental cabinet there, quite sweet. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
-That was our most expensive item, wasn't it? -It was. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
-It wasn't an easy guy, that one. -JAMES: -£75 for that. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
-NIGEL: -I think it's absolutely charming. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
I like the little boat, too, I have to say. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
-The boat is very you, I thought. -It is. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
-Dinky. -JAMES: -£70. -Yeah. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
-Not bad for a steamer, single funnel, is it? -No. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
I think we basically got one, two, three, four, five extremely good... | 0:44:53 | 0:44:58 | |
-NIGEL: -I agree. A little round of applause for that. -Thank you. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
Curtain up. Time for Act II. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
-We just take this off like this. -Oh, nice. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
-Look at that! -There we go. -JAMES: -Look at that! -What? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
-JAMES: -You could furnish a garden centre with that! | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
-NIGEL: -Quite a lot going on here. -JAMES: -There is! -There is. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
I love that sort of carriage, the stagecoach. What a lovely model! | 0:45:15 | 0:45:20 | |
-NIGEL: -Tell them about the chairs there. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Well, those stone chairs, to me, are called sort of grotto chairs. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
-They are grotto chairs, aren't they? -Yes. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
But the guy came up with a funny name. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:29 | |
-NIGEL: -He called them SCREAMERS! -JAMES: -Screamers? | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
There's a man on the front going like that. There's a pair. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
-JAMES: -A sledge. -NIGEL: -Yes. -Oh. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:36 | |
-Just the weather for it. -NIGEL: -We thought that was it. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
-JAMES: -Moving into summer. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:40 | |
-NIGEL: -But it's rare to get a tandem sledge, ie, a double. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
-You can get two people on that sledge. -Gosh. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
-JAMES: -That's very friendly, isn't it? -NIGEL: -Very friendly. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
Moving over here, if you may. Of course, it's the Queen's birthday. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:52 | |
We have this collection of tins and goodies. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
A particularly good tin there. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
-And a coronation souvenir book of 1937. -JAMES: -Fabulous! | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
-It's a royal theme. -JAMES: -Isn't that lovely? | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
Well, I think we've all done really well. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
-We've all done very well. -I've really enjoyed it. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
-NIGEL: -May the best couple win. -JAMES: -May the best couple win. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
Now for some backstage backstabbing. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
-What do you think? -I know Michael very, very well | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
and he was expecting me to go, | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
"I don't believe you bought all that junk!" | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
So, when I said, "That was brilliant," he was taken aback. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
They certainly didn't get any of that stuff in an antique shop, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
did they? I mean, some sort of bric-a-brac place. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:29 | |
If you were being unkind, what would you say? | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
I'd say they paid a little bit too much for the ship | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
-but people love things in glass cases. -Yeah. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
-I think their saving grace is their seats. I love their seats. -Yes. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
-They're good, aren't they? -Yes. -And a pair. -Yes, a pair. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
-A pair is always very good. -I always like a pair. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
After beginning back in "Brizzle", | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
they're now on their way to an auction | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
at the London suburb of Southgate. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
Regrets? Well, one or two. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
If I was an auctioneer and I was wanting to sell sledges, | 0:46:58 | 0:47:03 | |
I probably wouldn't do it in June or July. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
-And in a completely flat town. Not a hill to be seen. -No. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:10 | |
Come on, Nigel! Improbable sporting triumph? | 0:47:10 | 0:47:14 | |
Heroes and villains? Just like the movies! | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
-Let's go! -NIGEL: -I'm a little nervous, but we'll be fine. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
-Don't worry, it'll be fine. -JAMES: -It'll be fine. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
Let's go to work. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:23 | |
Nigel and Margie have spent £278 on five lots, | 0:47:23 | 0:47:28 | |
including a few joint ones, | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
while Michael and James have parted with just £174, also for five lots. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:36 | |
I wonder what auctioneer Andrew Jackson makes of their spoils. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:41 | |
The tin-plate coach, I like that. Arguably the best item. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
It seems to be, er...homemade, as it were. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
It's a very elaborate tambourine, I'm bound to say. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
You could use it. I've tried it myself and it seems all right. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
I'm not keen on the little boat, I'm afraid. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
Very rustic, naive sort of thing. It's barely O level, is it? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:05 | |
Eh? O levels? Are we sitting comfortably? | 0:48:05 | 0:48:09 | |
-So exciting. Ooh, here we are. -JAMES: -Very exciting. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:13 | |
Well, just contain yourselves, because we're starting out small, | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
with Michael and James's most modest purchase. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
Nice little beaker. Start me at £25 here. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
-What? -20 then. -What? | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
-£20, little enamel beaker. -It hasn't got a bid yet. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
15, go on. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
10? Start me off at 10. Come on. Nice little thing. £10? | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
I don't think we've caught anything yet. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
£5 anywhere? £5 here? | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
-Well done, that man. -Well done. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Thank you, sir. 5 I'm bid. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
8, if you like. At £5 in front. 8 anywhere? | 0:48:42 | 0:48:46 | |
I think it's captured the imagination, hasn't it? | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
-£5. Thank you, sir. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
-NIGEL: -A £2 profit is not to be sniffed at. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
No, quite a handsome return really. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
-Any profit is good profit. -Yeah. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:59 | |
Nigel's... Nigel's smiling. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
MARGIE LAUGHS | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
I mean, if you make a couple of quid on that bucket, | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
good luck to you, is all I can say. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
This is more like it. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
Nigel and Margie's bit of tin-plate Bath elegance | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
and the auctioneer's favourite too. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
Thank you, sir. 85 I'm bid. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
-We're in! -AUCTIONEER: -90 then? 85 bid. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
-Is this your lot? -Yeah. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
-AUCTIONEER: -Nice piece. -Wow! | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
90 anywhere? Last time then. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
-85 it is. -MARGIE: -Oh, come on! -85. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
-At £85. -MARGIE: -We've made £15. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:49:30 | 0:49:34 | |
Well done! That was YOUR choice. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
It's not quite a chariot, but certainly on fire. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
-£15. -£15 profit. -Thank you. -Wow, that was your choice. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
-JAMES: -Did they get the wrong lot number or something? | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
Cheeky! Will they be tilting at windmills | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
with this Don Quixote charger, I wonder? | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
We were thinking of taking it to Madrid | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
-to a sale there but we just didn't have the time. -NIGEL: -Difficult. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:58 | |
-Moresque charger. -Moresque? | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
-I like Moresque. -JAMES: -Hispano-Moresque. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:04 | |
Very decorative piece. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:05 | |
-Start me off at 20. -20. -£20 here. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
I like the way there's quite a pause. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:12 | |
25? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:13 | |
20 I'm bid. 25 anywhere? | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
-£20 on the right. -£20! -£20! -Is there 5? | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
20 I'm bid. Last time then. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
-MARGIE: -£20, my word, you two! You're a success story. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
-All done now? Thank you, sir. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
-NIGEL: -Hang on. -Known as a maiden bid. -JAMES: -A maiden bid, well done. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
And a £3 profit is still a profit - just! | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
Now, who can hear vague traces of skipping reels of rhyme? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:40 | |
Tambourine with black japanned and gilded walls. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
-JAMES: -The tambourine! -At 25 now. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
-This is the tambourine? -MARGIE: -The tambourine. -Is this ours? | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
-Bang on! -Thank you, sir. On the internet. 30. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
-NIGEL: -30! -5. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
-Mick Jagger's here, you see. Mick's on the phone. -30 bid. 5 anywhere? | 0:50:53 | 0:50:57 | |
-30 in the room. 5 now? -I knew there would be music lovers here. -I knew. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:02 | |
-Are we all done then? At 30. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
Southgate's lapping it up. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
-We've not lost a penny yet. -JAMES: -It's very good, isn't it? | 0:51:08 | 0:51:12 | |
We should almost take this up professionally! | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
-NIGEL: -I think both of you two should. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Actually, I know a few people in your business, | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
if you'd like me to have a word. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
Have a word - that's very kind. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
Time to go back to Nigel's childhood, his rosebud moment. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:27 | |
I didn't know that London was the centre | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
of sledging in this area. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
-You've got Primrose Hill. -JAMES: -Primrose Hill. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
-NIGEL: -Not far away. -People, I don't think at this time of the year, | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
-are in the mood for sledging. -NIGEL: -Think ahead, think ahead. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
Right, 50 now. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
-JAMES: -50?! -£50?! No! | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
40 then? 30? It's a good make, | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
lovely condition. 20, start me off. £20? | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
You'll be sorry you didn't buy it in December. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
-10? -10? -5? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:57 | |
5? Oh. 10, sir? | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
Jolly good. 15, sir? 10 bid. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:03 | |
-15, anyone? -MARGIE: -Oh, go on! -NIGEL: -It's beautiful. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
You'll make a profit if you can hang onto it for a couple of months. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
-Are all done then at 10? -JAMES: -I'd say you're done. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
-All done now? Thank you, sir. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
Well, it seems some lucky sledger's got quite a bargain. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
The cockle bucket is next. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
Yeah, I think you're going to run into trouble | 0:52:20 | 0:52:23 | |
with that cockle bucket. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
Don't forget the flowers and the one green bottle. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
Somehow, in that funny shop where we bought the cockle bucket, | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
to now, is a big step forward really, isn't it? | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
It makes me feel a little insecure. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
An Edwardian cockle bucket. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
-Edwardian?! -Together with Continental green glass globe. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:45 | |
Right, 30 here. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
-Do you think cockles...? -25. -Oh, God, we're going down. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
20? £20. Start me off with £20. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
-You need a maiden bid now. -MARGIE: -And the vase. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
-15? -NIGEL: -15 - the bid is going down. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
-MARGIE LAUGHS -What about the glass? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
-AUCTIONEER: -£10 now. Cockle bucket. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
-MARGIE: -He's not mentioned the glass. -AUCTIONEER: -£10. 5? | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
Ah, there's three 5s. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
-MARGIE: -We've got three 5s! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
10, madam? 10. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
15, sir? | 0:53:11 | 0:53:12 | |
15. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
-There's a green bottle with it. -MARGIE: -There's a bottle with it. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
15 bid. 20 anywhere? 20. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
-Yeah, they know that. -JAMES: -They're doing quite well. £20. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
20 bid. 5 anywhere? | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
-MARGIE: -There's a bottle with it! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
-20. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
Sometimes, gilding the lily doesn't pay. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
But I think James was right about those dealers from Morecambe. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
If they'd been here that would have flown off the shelves. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
Something else with a salty tang - Michael's possible masterpiece. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
At 25 here. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
20. £20. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
Cute little lot. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
15 then. I'll take 15 here. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
You're better off with a cockle bucket! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
-MARGIE LAUGHS -10? | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
What comes...? I say, what comes before 10? | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
I suppose it's 5, isn't it? | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
Ah, 5 I'm bid. Thank you, sir. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
-NIGEL: -5, 5. -That's another maiden bid. -5 I'm bid. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
-10 anywhere? -JAMES: -Don't stop, sir. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:13 | |
10 now? Are we all done then at £5? | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
I shouldn't laugh. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:19 | |
MARGIE LAUGHS | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
-Bit mean. I do feel a bit mean laughing, but... -Stop. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
Well, we are quite a long way from the seaside. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:27 | |
Ah, it looks like time for another of Nigel's collections. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
Where's Nigel gone? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
I think he's gone to wave our Union Jack | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
that we bought with our biscuit tins. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
I think he's probably gone for a wee. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
-Oh, here he is. -I've rearranged it. -You've rearranged it. Terrific. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
-It's all about display. -People were quite disinterested around it. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
-Were they? -Then I said, "Look." And they went, "Huh?" | 0:54:46 | 0:54:51 | |
I knew Nigel when he could go a whole afternoon | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
without going to the lavatory, and now it's all changed. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
I was rearranging my tins! | 0:54:59 | 0:55:00 | |
-How many, sir? -55. -55. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
-MARGIE: -55! Nigel, well done! | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
-60 then? 55 bid. -55?! | 0:55:06 | 0:55:08 | |
60 anywhere? No fivers here, eh? At 55 I'm bid. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:12 | |
Anywhere at 60, ladies and gents? | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
-Last time then at 55... -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:55:14 | 0:55:19 | |
Well done! | 0:55:19 | 0:55:20 | |
Whatever he did, it seems to have worked. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:23 | |
Come on, Nigel, you go off back there somewhere | 0:55:23 | 0:55:27 | |
and then you come back and then somebody shouts, "55". | 0:55:27 | 0:55:31 | |
-You know, come on... -I was... -No. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
Ventriloquism has always been something you wanted to do. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:38 | |
How about horror movies? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
Presenting their screamer grotto chairs, | 0:55:40 | 0:55:43 | |
if they avoid a scary loss, they could well pip their rivals. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
Had you ever seen one of those chairs then before? | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
-Yes. -You have? -At Chatsworth House. -Chatsworth. -Oh, right. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:53 | |
I'm surprised you didn't get that in the catalogue. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
80 to start. Interesting. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
60 then. | 0:55:58 | 0:55:59 | |
40? Start me off at £40. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
£40 on these? 30? | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
-JAMES: -Oh, come on, guys. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
-20? -MARGIE: -Oh, no! -JAMES: -It's descending. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
20 at the back. Thank you, sir. Here we go. 20 bid. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
Is there 25 anywhere? 25, sir? | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
-JAMES: -Shout "Chatsworth" suddenly. -30, sir? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
-5? -This is better. You've got a bidding war. -God! | 0:56:19 | 0:56:23 | |
-30 on the right now. -NIGEL: -I don't believe it! | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
-What you're getting for 30 quid! -Are we all done at 30? | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
All done now? Nothing on the internet, no? | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
-No? Thank you, sir. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
That's bound to encourage the others. | 0:56:32 | 0:56:34 | |
I don't know what to say about that except I'm deeply disappointed. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
Deeply wounded. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:39 | |
Finally, that cabinet, which somehow survived James's attention. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:44 | |
There are people with a lot of taste here. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
-It'll add enormous tone to any home. -Mmm. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
Right, 70 now. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:51 | |
-JAMES: -70. -I may even bid something. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
-JAMES: -Go on, just throw that voice. -Get them going. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
-Throw it, Nigel. -NIGEL: -What?! | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
40? 30 then? £30? Got to be worth 30, surely. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:02 | |
Nice little bookcase. 30 bid. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
-MARGIE: -There you go. You've started. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
30 I'm bid. 35 now? | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
-40? -Yes! -35 on this. -40? | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
40. Thank you, sir. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:14 | |
-40! -40! -All done then at 40. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
-All done now. -HE BANGS GAVEL | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
Clearly, we've not smashed any records today | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
but it's certainly a close thing. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
-I was never very good at maths at school. -No, you weren't. | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
-However, I think... -I mean, I'm not great. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
I can work out 10% of anything | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
but otherwise I'm not that brilliant. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
But I have a feeling that we might have just clinched it. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
-I thought you charged 12.5. -That was a special rate. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:42 | |
Nigel and Margie started out with £400 and after auction costs, | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
made a loss of £114. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
So, they finished up with £286. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:53 | |
While Michael and James, who also began with £400, | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
made a slightly smaller loss, after costs, of £92. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
So, with £308 left, they are today's top team. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:05 | |
-JAMES: -We were cautious. -I'm so, so sorry. Margie, darling... | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:58:11 | 0:58:13 | |
If only you'd been on MY team, | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
it would all have been so different for you. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
-Oh, go on! -Hogging the camera? -Go on. -Never! | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
-Bye-bye, James. -Lovely time. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:24 | |
Now, what was Nigel saying about playing the cad? | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
-I'm keeping this car. -Oh. -I just think it's rather me. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
-I think it suits you, son. -Do you? -Yes, I do. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 |