Episode 6 Great Movie Mistakes


Episode 6

Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry from comedy group Pappy's expose all the hapless continuity errors, awful anachronisms and gaping plot holes from Hollywood in 2013.


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There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,

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two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew, the painfully white.

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Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,

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cinematic screw-ups and filmic failures.

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They travelled as far as Odeon

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and through the many caverns of View, but they have returned

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with their prey, captured on shiny golden rings, known as DVDs.

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Fine, fine. I know they're not gold.

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Join them now, as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.

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Turn it off.

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No, I've not watching that.

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Come on.

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Hello, we're Pappy's and welcome to Great Movie Mistakes.

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My greatest movie mistake was messing up my audition to be

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Edward in the Twilight films. Should never have got that spray tan.

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Mine was being Bella in your audition tape. Did we really have to act out the whole film?

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Well, what Tom and Ben have expertly failed to explain is that tonight,

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we're going to be going through clip after clip of great movie mistakes.

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-I can't wait.

-Bella!

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It's time!

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Stop it!

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It is I, Mr Darcy.

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I feel such emotion and yet,

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I feel none at all.

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If my opinions about myself and immigration are to be believed,

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I'm both full of pride and a little bit prejudiced.

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Oh, my love, no-one understands the power of what we have.

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But soon... Soon, we shall be together.

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Oh...

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Should probably do my audition.

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See you later, my love.

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Hello. My name's Ben.

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Brood, brood, brood.

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I'm prone to brooding.

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Loins.

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Oh, my love, no-one understands the power of what we ha...

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Sorry, I can't do this.

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This isn't for me.

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My sweet love, to be apart from you was to be torn

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asunder by a thousand ravenous jackals.

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Loins.

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Now, here's some dreadful howlers from recent romantic movies.

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Oh, I love a thoughtful, beautifully acted romantic

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movie like Take This Waltz, don't you, Ben?

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I love food.

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Oh, look. Sarah Silverman's dish disappears.

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Why don't you want Donnie to go...?

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Then reappears like magic!

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I wish I had a self-filling plate like that.

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I think there must have been a shortage of child actors

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when they made Take This Waltz.

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-Really?

-Yeah. That kid's clearly a ventriloquist's dummy.

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Her lips don't even move when she speaks.

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-I missed you, Auntie Megan.

-Oh, I missed you.

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You're right! Go on, say "gockle of geer".

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-Bye.

-OK.

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I Give It A Year,

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not just the diagnosis Matthew received in the post on Monday.

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Hey! I hadn't read that yet! Spoiler alert!

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But also a sporadically funny and unusual rom-com.

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Tell you what's strange about this film - that pool game.

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See that cue being waved all over the place?

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And you want to hit on the edge there.

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There it is again.

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And now, it's down by his side.

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Nonsense.

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There's no point, is there?

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-Shakespeare.

-That's a great guess, but no.

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Shakespeare didn't write novels.

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The Perks Of Being A Wallflower is a deep

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and actually rather touching film.

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Here's Paul Rudd claiming that Dickens coined the term "cliff-hanger".

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It was Charles Dickens.

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-Rubbish!

-Yep, it was actually Thomas Hardy who invented it.

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Sorry, I just meant I'm not a Paul Rudd fan.

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We would have put those pennies...

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Hang on, there's more.

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See that? Yeah, they've spelt Emily Dickinson's name wrong!

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There's an E where there should be an I!

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Maybe they're just using the Nordic tradition

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and this Emily was actually Charles Dickens' son.

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You've really veered of course on that one, haven't you?

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You should learn to participate.

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Eyes up, gang! Charlie's arrived home. See any cars in the driveway?

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Bye, Charlie!

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-No, sir.

-Quite right. There aren't any.

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You just stand there like a little bitch...

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Now, Candace is rowing with Derek.

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Charlie, just go. I can handle it.

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Just don't wake up mum and dad.

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Derek leaves and, aha, a car has magically appeared!

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That's a pretty strong perk of being a wallflower - magic car!

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Here's something troubling, the way my feelings towards

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Emma Watson developed near the end of the Harry Potter franchise.

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No, well, yes. Absolutely, yes.

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-But no, look at her dress.

-Way ahead of you, buddy.

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No, see the straps?

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-They've disappeared.

-Splendid.

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Not splendid editing though, eh?

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Now, we all understand the way American SAT scores work,

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so here's Sam's results.

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Guys, 1210.

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What?!

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Pause. Rewind. Enhance.

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Always wanted to say that!

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She got 1210?

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Well, it says here that she got 550 in Verbal and 460 in Math.

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It's Maths, mate.

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That adds up to 1010.

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So she must have made an extra 200 points somehow.

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And if anyone can send me video footage of this,

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I will genuinely pay them £1,210.

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I got...multiple pairs of blue jeans!

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Playing For Keeps is proof that a rom-com with a cast including

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Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel doesn't always guarantee quality.

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In these final few moments, Gerard is doing some lovely Scottish

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or Irish or whatever soccer style bonding with his son...

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..Good enough for them. I've got to be good enough for someone here, right?

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..kicking a football covered in these dashes?

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But cut to just a few seconds later, the football's now sporting rings.

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We don't normally spoilt the ending for you, but with this movie,

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we thought no-one would especially care.

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Someone very smart once told me you just have to be there.

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Playing For Keeps again and earlier in the film,

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the lovely Stacy carries in her groceries,

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note the baguette...

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-Hello?

-He doesn't really hate me, right?

-No, of course he doesn't.

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..which disappears and then reappears.

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-Stacy could make my baguette reappear.

-Oh! Clarky!

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Your son is honest.

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-Guys, it's time for GPM.

-Gently Petting Matthew?

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What? No!

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-Graphically Probing Matthew?

-Absolutely not!

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My really cool acronym can only mean one thing.

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-DRAMATIC MUSIC

-Great Plothole Mistakes!

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Gaffs so massively bad, an entire film falls apart!

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Whoa! Hang on a second, guys! Check us out, we're cartoons!

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Amazing. I can finally assist Pinky

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-and the Brain in their quest for world domination.

-No time, Ben.

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We've got to explore the miasma of movie mistakes that is....

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Iron Man 3.

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In this relentless, pacey and exciting superhero flick,

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billionaire genius Tony Stark is terrorised by Sir Ben Kingsley.

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He threatens to bring America to its knees with a painful series

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of lessons and no-one, especially Stark and the President, is safe.

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So Stark sets about saving the day.

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-Fair enough?

-Fair enough.

-No! Not fair enough! Do you know why?

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-It interferes with Stark's long-planned golfing weekend?

-No!

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Because Tony Stark happens to be in an incredibly well-known

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superhero group.

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He was in a movie with them. Where the hell are they?!

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Well, some of them don't live on Earth.

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-Thor might have been back in Asgard, sorting out some admin.

-Admin?!

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Stark's in grave peril. And what about the others?

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Big angry Bruce Banner.

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That...archer guy.

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And if the Captain doesn't leap in to action

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when the American President is threatened, what is his function?

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-Oh, no!

-Maybe they were off on that golfing weekend,

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hoping that Stark might pop along at the end?

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That's a highly non-valid point. This is one mistake

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so deadly that these superheroes couldn't defeat it.

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If they'd bothered to turn up, that is. The end!

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All right, let the Arnie marathon commence!

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-And we're filming.

-Oh, yes!

-Explain the concept, Tom.

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We're going to power through some Arnie classics.

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-It's going to be an all-nighter.

-Can't wait.

-Yup.

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And let's try and spot as many movie mistakes as we can along the way.

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Best night ever!

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Let's start at the very beginning, with the low budget,

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creaky but extraordinary, Hercules In New York.

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Hey-oh! It's Arnie's first ever scene on film.

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Fun fact, he was billed as Arnold Strong when this came out.

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Is the movie mistake his acting?

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I am tired of the same old faces...

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No, but hold on, I think I spotted something.

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Flick back to the start and check out the brunette behind the throne.

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She somehow ends up next to Zeus.

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That Arnie, always getting caught up in mistakes involving women.

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-Are you homesick?

-I am having too much fun.

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This clunker is as clear as night and day.

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I know, right? A pastel-blue turtle neck.

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No, Ben! The fact that it constantly changes between night and day.

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Also, is that a cameraman-shaped

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shadow I spot?

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I like how the Greek music reminds us Arnie is Greek.

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I like how Arnie has the worst on-screen fight

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-in cinematic history.

-WOMAN SCREAMS

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Folks, that's supposed to be a bear.

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Time for the thrill-packed Conan The Barbarian -

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classic early-'80s action.

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If you want to see some classic action with a man in his early 80s,

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Arnie's playing Conan in the remake this year.

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Arnie's in his 60s, Tom.

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Don't spoil the moment.

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HE PANTS

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-Hah! What a ridiculous scene.

-Huh?

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Those dogs are German shepherds.

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-That breed was not created until the 1890s.

-Great point, Matthew.

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And in what year did King Ozric from the Snake court rule?

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It was the Hyborian Age -

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roughly equivalent to the years 40,000 through to 10,000BC -

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well before German shepherds.

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That lonely childhood

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and lonely adulthood hasn't been wasted after all.

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Time for Commando -

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the greatest, daftest action film ever made!

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This just shows you why Arnie is the right man in any crisis.

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In order to hide himself, he just rips the seat out.

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I spy with my little eye

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something beginning with film crew

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being reflected on the car.

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You never got the rules of I spy did you, Tom?

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You're just jealous you don't know what it is.

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Hold on!

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Arnie went through all the effort of ripping out the car seat to be

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lower down, only to now be sitting up normally.

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-Great posture though.

-The guy I trusted for years wants me dead.

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It's understandable.

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I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead too.

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Hah! There aren't any cars in the background.

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They're back!

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This scene's a clunknanza!

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Now, look at Arnie's grenades wobbling about.

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They're strapped to him by their pins.

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That's less of a movie mistake,

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more of a life mistake.

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As your uncle knows all too well.

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Yes! Blow up the factory and the poorly designed dummies.

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-Tom, I think the film wants us to think they were people.

-Wow!

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Now we're talking.

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Time to see Arnie's lighter side in the quite frankly hilarious Twins.

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Yes, hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

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-Those people staring at the camera might as well wave too.

-Ridonculous.

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You know what's ridonculous? You using that word, Matthew.

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Sozzle.

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You can be a boxer. I can be your manager.

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Oh, I don't think I could fight for money.

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We've broken through to the other side. Only three more films left.

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When I close my eyes, all I can see is biceps.

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What have we got next, Matthew?

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It's time for the awesome action-comedy True Lies.

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Action-comedy?

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-Is that even a genre?

-It is now.

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I spy with my little eye something beginning with...

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Yes, we all saw the camera crane reflected in the windscreen.

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Spoilsport.

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Slow down, you're going to miss the turn!

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Look at that! They could afford a disappearing car!

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Check it out. The car on the right vanishes halfway through the skid.

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Nice!

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See?

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You and this car were made for each other.

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Garh! Two more Arnie films to go.

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Come on, boys, we can do this.

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Is it bedtime or breakfast time?

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-My body clocks shut down.

-Neither.

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-It's time to watch the high-octane masterpiece Eraser.

-Oh...

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Now those are offshore banking deposits. UBS, that's...

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I love that SHE said what UBS stands for

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and the computer screen reads USB.

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I love that we've finally found a movie mistake after watching

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this for an hour and 20 minutes.

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Well, we did also want to watch it to hear Arnie say...

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-AS ARNIE:

-..You've just been erased.

-What a line.

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Yeah, we did it! We're at the end of the Arnie marathon.

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And we're just about to watch his finest work to date -

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the masterful, essential viewing that is...

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-ALL:

-..Jingle All The Way!

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-Here's Howard going down the escalator.

-But wait!

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There he is again in the crowd before he gets there!

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Classic over-achieving Arnie!

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Check out that drawing pinned on the wall in the playhouse.

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-It's completely changed!

-Oh, thank God! I thought I was seeing things.

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No, Ben, you've been awake for many hours

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and ingested a lot of sugar and alcohol

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but, no, you're not seeing things.

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Good.

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What's with the directorial decision to put black dots

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and swirling colours everywhere?

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Whoa, Ben, you should probably drink some water.

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Thanks Turbo Man, I knew you'd save me.

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-You can always count on me.

-Those lights reflected in his helmet

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show he's actually not outdoors but in a studio.

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Also, how have his wife and kid not noticed Turbo Man's

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distinctively huge jaw or thick Austrian accent?!

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If Arnie managed to become a politician in real life then

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I'm afraid I've got to let those slip.

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Oh, thank you, sir. I don't think you know how much he means to me.

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Oh, I think I have an idea.

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Oh, my giddy aunt.

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-We've done it!

-Oh...

-We survived the marathon!

-Oh, yes!

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Right, next up, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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I'll have a quick toilet break and then...I'll be back.

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Who's that supposed to be?

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Folks, it's the moment you've all been waiting for,

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it's time for Matthew's Minute Movie Mistakes of 2013.

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Oh, no! This is literally my least favourite bit.

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All three of us love movie mistakes but I have a particular

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passion for minute mistakes, mistakes that no-one's noticed.

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That's cos they're hardly mistakes.

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-They're minor mistakes.

-What? Mistakes from films about miners?

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What, like Armageddon, or There Will Be Blood or Billy Elliot?

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No, tiny mistakes. Mistakes that no-one's noticed.

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No-one except for ME! I'm going to be so popular!

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I hate that guy.

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It's a massive, massive fight

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between a giant robot

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and an enormous sea monster.

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God, I love Pacific Rim.

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And I love the mildly obscure mistakes contained within.

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Look at this executive toy.

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It would not, I assure you, react in this classic manner.

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All the balls would swing together.

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God, you're so pedantic.

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I'd say I'm more fastidious than pedantic.

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Now, palaeontology fans, listen to this.

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..Their secondary brain. Now, we both know

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the Kaiju are so large they need two brains to move around like a dinosaur.

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I want to get my hands on that.

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Ha, Dr Geiszler, your doctor is worth nothing.

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Dinosaurs did not have two brains.

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Exactly, everyone knows they had three brains.

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Ben, you don't even have one brain.

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What is brain?

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The brain, too much ammonia.

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Arthur Christmas,

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brilliant as a cockle-warming, family movie, rubbish at geography.

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Well, I didn't know Aarhus was in eastern Denmark.

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Exactly everybody knows that Aarhus is in Jutland

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which is the western peninsula of Denmark, admittedly on the east coast of Jutland,

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but at best that puts Aarhus in the middle of the country.

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I thought Aarhus was in the middle of our street.

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-Puppies.

-They're fine...

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Pitch Perfect.

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More like Pitch Riddled With Mistakes.

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-Ben, you could have Pitch Imperfect.

-I hate myself.

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..Dead people and Darth Vader...

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Hey, that girl walked past twice.

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Really?

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Yeah. Blonde girl, green top, blue shorts, twice.

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"Vader" in German means father.

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His name is literally Darth Father.

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Well, actually, I was going to point out in this bit

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Becka is wrong.

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"Vader" actually means father in Dutch, not German.

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That was your movie mistake?

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Is that not too petty even for you?

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Not even close, mate.

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-Are you getting ready for the riff-off?

-What the hell is a riff off?

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Cloud Atlas, difficult but rewarding to read,

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difficult to watch.

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Are you ready for a clear but tedious error, boys?

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-Nope, not for me.

-Good.

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September 1st, 1973, was a Saturday.

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-We all know that, don't we?

-Well, you might.

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And maybe Rainman.

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But the directors certainly don't.

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On this barely seen calendar it's listed as a Friday.

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Hah! A Friday!

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Hah! Jog on, Wachowskis.

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Back to the very satisfying Skyfall, perfect Bond.

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But check Severine's shoes.

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Not only dreadful to walk in on bumpy ground,

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but they also keep changing colour.

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Fun fact, guys.

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In the shots where we just see her head and shoulders

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she's actually wearing flippers.

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She's a very talented actor.

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This looks suitably grim.

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It could only be the dark and moody The Paperboy.

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Oh, dear, look at that drip.

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Oi! Don't talk about Ben like that.

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Not that drip, you drips, the drip in the clip. This is set in 1969.

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Obviously an IV drip would have been in a glass bottle at that time,

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not a plastic bag.

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No wonder this movie tanked.

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Drip.

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Oh!

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Over the next few months film franchising will be releasing

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sequels and prequels galore.

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I'm looking forward to the prequel Django Chained.

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Apparently it's going to be two gruelling hours

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of Jamie Foxx as a slave.

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Yeah, there's a lot of buzz about Star Wars Episode Seven.

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I just don't care any more.

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They're going to film George Lucas driving around in a gold

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pick-up truck full of money

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just sneering at his fans.

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As great as those two made-up films sound, I thought

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we could look at some of the actual film franchises

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and some of the gaffes we hoped they won't be making this time round.

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Argo Two?

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Argos.

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LAUGHTER

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Turtle power, everyone!

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Perhaps the greatest social movement of the 20th century

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And now Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is being

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reimagined for the jaded, terrifying youth of 2014.

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But we all remember the original film. Were these clunkers?

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Of course.

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Like Leonardo leaving April's apartment, his sword

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pings off the wall like it was made of rubber.

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Looking back, this film does actually seem quite terrifying.

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Oh, so that's the plan...

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Here's a blinding mistake that we hope won't creep into the remake

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as Raphael and Leonardo argue

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a crew member fails to hide out of shot.

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He hasn't helped his cause by wearing a bright orange cap.

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Guys, that's not a crew member.

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That's their human slave.

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Very dark.

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This attitude of yours isn't helping.

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I, Frankenstein is out soon, but let's hope the new film doesn't make

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the same mistakes as the definitive, dark and still creepy 1931 classic.

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Like this "doozie".

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In this epic feat of acting we can see Frankenstein's monster

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falling unconscious onto his back.

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Top work, Boris.

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However, here he's somehow rolled over.

0:22:430:22:47

Give him another 30 seconds

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and I'm sure he'd have started doing "the worm".

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You're too late, he must not see that. Quick, give me a hand.

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Are you ready to have your minds blown, folks?

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Here are some high-end,

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special effects that I, Frankenstein will have to match.

0:23:020:23:05

The doctor is in grave danger as

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he fights his own monster creation.

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Or so you'd think.

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Luckily the monster spares his life

0:23:130:23:15

and instead throws what's clearly a dummy off the ledge.

0:23:150:23:17

-Ban, that was supposed to be the real doctor.

-What?

0:23:180:23:22

With their return to our screens on Muppets Most Wanted next year,

0:23:250:23:29

let's point out a couple of great Muppet mistakes.

0:23:290:23:31

This first Muppet movie is criminally underrated, comedy genius.

0:23:330:23:37

It's spot on.

0:23:370:23:38

Well, not so much here.

0:23:380:23:40

Miss Piggy proves she's a real diva by insisting that any man who

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pushes her of a balcony

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wears a luxurious, velvet evening glove.

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That's possibly the classiest movie mistake we've ever had.

0:23:480:23:52

Next year sees the release of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes,

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but the original series had its fair share of monkey business.

0:23:590:24:02

Here's the reasonably decent, but not amazing,

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second film Beneath The Planet Of The Apes.

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Now...

0:24:060:24:08

It turns out the forbidden zone isn't forbidden to the

0:24:080:24:11

onslaught of coffee shops you see on every high street.

0:24:110:24:14

Oh, yeah, look,

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some primate litterbug has left this coffee cup lying around.

0:24:150:24:19

Ruining the picturesque landscape.

0:24:190:24:21

Your people, where are they?

0:24:240:24:27

Look, there's a key for this coffee.

0:24:270:24:30

Nearly, Ben.

0:24:300:24:31

There's cue marks showing where James Franciscus should be standing.

0:24:310:24:34

Naughty. No-one likes a queue jumper, James.

0:24:340:24:37

Were almost at the end, guys. You've stayed with us for the entire show.

0:24:390:24:42

-Or alternatively they've just tuned in.

-Equally plausible.

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We've seen a lot of movies and a lot of mistakes,

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but which movie is the "mistakiest"?

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When it comes to movie mistakes, which film takes the cake?

0:24:500:24:53

Yeah, and then switches the hand that's holding the cake.

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And then the cake disappears.

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And then when it reappears it's a completely different cake.

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Let's find out.

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It's Les Mis, both a mesmerising

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and tear-jerking adaptation of the musical and a clanger fest.

0:25:050:25:10

It's win-win.

0:25:100:25:12

Here these officials take off their hats as Valjean

0:25:120:25:15

is being captured as ever.

0:25:150:25:17

So how come this fellow happens to still be wearing his?

0:25:180:25:22

As they once said, hats on, hats off.

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Almost.

0:25:250:25:27

Ah, the Fantine teleports around a group of disgruntled factory workers scene.

0:25:310:25:37

It's rarely performed in the West End.

0:25:370:25:39

Look, she's got different neighbours in every shot.

0:25:390:25:41

"Jowly Mcscowl" a lot on Anne Hathaway's right.

0:25:410:25:45

And then she's at the end of the line.

0:25:450:25:47

Poor Fantine has been convinced to be a prostitute.

0:25:530:25:56

In order to win some business from this captain, she's hidden

0:25:560:25:59

her shawl somewhere about her person and then made it come back again.

0:25:590:26:03

I think it's fair to say that Anne Hathaway with continuity errors.

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"Incredable".

0:26:080:26:09

To have a girl who can't refuse...

0:26:090:26:12

# It'll come, it'll come. #

0:26:140:26:16

Heck of a blooper now.

0:26:160:26:17

Here's Enjolras,

0:26:170:26:19

pamphlets in hand,

0:26:190:26:20

but wait, pause that.

0:26:200:26:22

Where have the pamphlets gone?

0:26:220:26:23

No, Matthew, he's clearly thrown them in the air

0:26:230:26:26

and a few moments later caught them.

0:26:260:26:29

There's no better way to rouse a crowd

0:26:290:26:31

than with a bit of juggling.

0:26:310:26:33

The boys are up to their old tricks here.

0:26:360:26:38

Chivalrous Enjolras

0:26:380:26:40

in his splendid redcoat is picking up Eponine.

0:26:400:26:43

He's not chivalrous enough to carry her away, though.

0:26:460:26:48

-He's clearly chucked her to his mates.

-Shut up, that's teamwork.

0:26:480:26:52

Implausible, badly edited teamwork.

0:26:520:26:55

Ah, young Gavroche, so tragically killed,

0:26:590:27:02

such a young talent, what a waste.

0:27:020:27:05

-Don't worry, Ben, they didn't really kill him.

-Oh.

0:27:050:27:09

Look, do you see his wide open eyes? Now they're closed.

0:27:090:27:13

-And now they're open.

-It's a miracle.

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Huzzah!

0:27:180:27:19

This scene is great and all, but do you know what it could do with?

0:27:230:27:26

A bit of furniture.

0:27:260:27:28

What? Like this?

0:27:280:27:30

Where did that wardrobe come from?

0:27:300:27:33

Much better, thank you, Tom.

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Mon plaisir.

0:27:340:27:36

With seven classic clangers Les Mis takes the crown for most

0:27:370:27:41

mistakes this year.

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-And that's your lot.

-See you soon for some more...

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ALL: Great movie mistakes!

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Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry from comedy group Pappy's expose all the hapless continuity errors, awful anachronisms and gaping plot holes from Hollywood in 2013.