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more awkward! Anyway, I have always fantasised about being James Bond,

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and now I have been, thanks to the wonderful Honor Blackman! Thanks for

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doing that! We recorded that at different times. Yes, we did!So

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neither of us knew each other. I thought the chemistry was

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remarkable. I was thinking of you at the time. Good! I wish I had not won

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a jumper now. You have had a fantastic career since being in

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Goldfinger, but what was it about Pussy Galore that made her some

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remember a -- memorable? Well, she was a great feminist. She ran an

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airline and all the rest of it. But we have to admit that the name

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rather took the fancy of a lot of people. Yes. You had trouble in

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America with it. I know, and I had a terrible problem there because some

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of the presenters would not say the name. In fact, I learnt only the

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other day that Goldfinger was not distributed in the States at all.

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Because of that? Yes. And then they saw a picture of me and Prince

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Philip on the front page of a paper, talking to each other with

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the headline "the Prince and the pussy". And then it was fine. Well,

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we have seen my version of Bond, so let's look at the real thing.

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are quite a girl. I am strictly the outdoor type. I would like to think

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you are not in escape. I am not interested. Let's go. What would it

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take for you to see things my way? lot more than you have got. How do

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you know? I don't want to know. Isn't it customary to grab a

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condemned man his last request? asked for this. Brilliant! And no

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stunt doubles, I am guessing. Where you actually throwing? The strange

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thing was that having come from The Avengers, where I had done judo on

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the cement floor, the proper men kept saying as they piled up he or

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the straw, will this be all right? I thought, this is luxury! Well, Honor

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will be sharing more stories later as she prepares for a one-woman show

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all about her life in entertainment, which shows no sign

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of slowing down. But one man who has decided enough is enough is Sir Alex

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Ferguson. And we are over the moon, because we did not think this would

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happen, but the great man is on the line now. Hello. Hello, Sir Alex.

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Let's get right to the core of things. It must have been a tough

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decision. Very difficult decision to me. But it is good for me. And above

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all, I think it was time, really, to give Liverpool a chance to win

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something again. Absolutely, Sir Alex. But you have just won the

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Premier league, so why now? That is a very good question. But you want

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to go out at the top of your game. You will have to wait a long time

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before you retire, Matt. That is a good point. Sir Alex, you now have

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plenty of time on your hands. What is next? That is a good question as

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well. Maybe you should do a chat show, you two. Maybe I could take on

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a few of the Queen's duties. The world family probably have had one

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Ferguson too many already! Well, Sir Alex, thanks for your time. Before I

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go, is there any chance of making one of those squirrel films for you?

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You are booked. Thanks for talking to me. All the best for the

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retirement! Coincidentally, Alistair McGowan is also here tonight. A man

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of many different Scottish accents. It is also the Betty and Becky

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showed tonight, with Baroness Boothroyd China surround her old

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schools and Becky Adlington trying to teach three generations of one

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family how to swim. It has been estimated that almost

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half of all households own one of the 50 Shades Of Grey books.

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Remarkable, given that that subject matter can't be discussed at this

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time of night. But 12 months after the nation gorged on Christian Grey

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and Anastasia Steele, many copies are now sitting on loved on book

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shelves across the land. The 50 Shades Of Grey G is a success

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story like no other, with over 15 million copies sold in the UK alone.

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So last year, I did a report for The One Show on how women and a few men

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were in a frenzy of desire for the three books bound at the top of the

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bestseller charts for months. Everybody in my work is reading it

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at the moment. The cabin crew tend to read it a lot. Even my

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boyfriend's mum bought it. Oh, yes. That is my book. Is it a literary

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classic? Would you want it on your book shelf? Website and second-hand

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book shops are teeming with them, apparently, so why not think of 50

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ways to recycle our 50 Shades Of Grey's Mac, and anyone? Stick them

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in the wheelbarrow. I work in a charity shop, and we get loads of

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them. Every time we get rid of one, one comes in. And men by them.

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you read it? Did you to get rid of it? Put it in the wheelbarrow? Have

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you ever read 50 Shades Of Grey? What do you know? It is dirty, isn't

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it? Have you read it, ladies?It was rubbish. I thought everyone was

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going mad for it a year ago. How are you? All right.Have you read 50

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Shades Of Grey? I have read them twice. Have you still got copies at

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home? I have lent them to a friend. Have you got 50 Shades Of Grey? I

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meant the book. You just happen to have a copy under your counter,

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thank you. Now that we have got our books, what can be realistically

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done with them? Turn them into confetti, paper aeroplanes? Too much

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mess. What about a paper public? That is awesome. Where do you even

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begin? They say it works up a sweat, so why not use it as a step aerobics

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stepper? It is renowned to be deliciously naughty, so what better

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on a secret chocolate stash? And for these hatchlings, it makes the

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perfect mattress. But other animals have no respect for literature

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whatsoever. So, what novel ideas can people come up with for using old

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copies of 50 Shades Of Grey? What should I do with it? Bin them.We

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can't been literature? I might take that. During the war, we used to sit

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and terrapin newspapers for toilet roll. Wartime. You could use it as a

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trade. When in the office... Can you imagine having that in your house?

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50 Shades Of Grey, a little plant pot. If you could have Mr Gray in

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there as well, that would be nice? But I will not cut my books up, I

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might read them again. So, almost 50 ways to recycle your 50 Shades Of

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Grey, and if you are feeling sad for having let it go, don't worry -

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there is a film coming out. What have you done with yours?

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have got the trilogy. Only for research purposes. They are on the

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bottom shelf next to Andrew Mark's book. In your honour, artist Sian

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Watson telephoned a different use for Gray. She made a model of Pussy

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Galore. Thank you! How many copies did that take? And how long did it

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take? Two and a half days.Well, it is better as a head than as a book.

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Were you reading it as you were doing it? A bit. It made me blush.

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When you wear it, it is a bit rude inside. Put it on! It is not a great

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likeness. The moustache is rather offputting. I think she has tried to

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incorporate the 50 Shades Of Grey. Thank you, Sian. So, you have a new

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stage play out, Honor. It is autobiographical. Is it instead of

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writing an autobiography? Well, I have done 41-woman shows before, and

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everybody has always led, you have to write your autobiography, and I

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am too lazy. But I thought this was a good idea of doing it. My director

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and I thought it would be more inclusive and friendly to do it

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together as a sort of discussion. the pair of use it on stage and he

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asks you questions? He doesn't get too many words in edgeways, but it

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is my life, when all is said and done. So I talk about everything,

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about where I was born, how I was born and so forth, and my family.

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And a bit about my father, which is quite Dickensian, because my

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director actually says, you are part of history. It has to do with my

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age. And I talk about my husband's. -- husbands. So people will learn a

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lot about you. That is the whole point. People always read about

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Goldfinger, but they never really know anything about you all stop

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they may not want to. They need not come if so! Are there any good,

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juicy bits in it? There are some interesting bits. Your career has

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spanned six decades. We know you played Pussy Galore opposite Sean

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Connery, but you also played opposite Roger Moore. Yes, I was

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reminded that I did. But it was 100 years ago. Do you remember when it

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was? I can remember that I did it. What it was about, I don't know all

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stop I know that what told the funny stories all the way through, and he

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still does. It was The Saint, of course. I have to ask, put you in an

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awkward position - Sean or Roger, if you had to choose? No question.

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Sean. He is the best. And the dishy as and the sexiest, and the

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wonderful accent. I was thinking of him earlier. Sorry, and you! But not

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only acting, you flirted with the charts as well. You sang this

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wonderful song. # everybody's going for those Kinky

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Boots, Kinky Boots. # it's a kind of fashion that you borrowed from the

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roots. # fashion magazines say well done,

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and they were to obey like a women in the how are. # round boots, black

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boots, Pater leather jackboots, they story about that is that the man

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came to see me and asked, would Patrick and I like to make a

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record? And I said, I think it would be fun. I will put it to Patrick. I

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put it to Patrick and said I don't sing in tune and have no sense of

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rhythm. If you can yourself, you can't believe that is so. So we

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finished at five o'clock on a Saturday and went to the studio, and

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we found it was true. Then we went across to a pub and I have had a

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couple of brandies and came back. And then Marcel tapped Patrick on

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the shoulder when he should start his line, and then I did my bits.

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And he spoke it. And that is the most brilliant recording that ever

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happened. So you are saying you don't get up and sing this in the

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stage show? No. I do sing two songs. But not that one. Honor Blackman is

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drawing on stage as Honor Blackman: As Herself. Now we have a report on

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how easy it is to crack your security passwords. One woman was

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tricked by something as simple as a telephone call.

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The telephone rings. The caller said they are from your bank card

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provider and there has been suspicious activity on your account.

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He reassures you that they are dealing with it. He just needs some

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details to make sure that you are the account holder. The caller is a

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fraudster and is trying to trick you into handing over your financial

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details. We have investigated this in the past but criminals like this

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are always developing new tactics to try to find ways to get hold of your

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money. Here is a scenario that sounds plausible but in fact from

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beginning to end it is a pack of lies. Hillary received one of these

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calls earlier this year. The caller was not from her bank at all but was

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an audacious fraudster. He phoned up and said we are calling from Visa

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and there has been unusual activity on your card. There have been five

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items taken online. She was suspicious but felt reassured when

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she was told to hang up and call the number on the back of her card to

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speak to her bank. So that is what she did. But the person she had been

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speaking to did not hang up the phone and are to Hillary, by not

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hanging up call connection was kept open Hillary thought she was calling

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her bank but was still online to the fraudster. I heard a ring tone,

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certainly. So even then you thought it was going through. Yes.

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fraudster was still there, waiting to put the next stage of the scan

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into action. Passing the phone over to an accomplice pretending to be

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from her bank. Hillary was told they had set up a new account for her and

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she had to transfer the balance across. She was instructed to use

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her online banking service to make the transaction. Believing that it

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was her bank, Hillary moved almost �7,000 into what turned out to be

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the fraudster's account. How did you feel at that stage? I felt furious,

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I had let myself down. Like anyone who can prove they are of the dim of

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fraud, Hillary did get her money bank. But her case is the tip of the

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iceberg. Fraud against individuals is estimated at 6.1 billion pounds

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per year. RBS encounter thousands of cases of fraud. We see more cases

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each week and they are moving away from attacking an organisation

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directly and onto targeting the customer. Are these organised

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criminals or individuals on the make? They are organised criminals

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with all the infrastructure as you would expect a business to have. All

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banks work alongside other antifraud organisations and the police to

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fight fraudsters and close loopholes. The Met police force is

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working to prevent fraud across Greater London and they are

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concerned about who these criminals are targeting. The average age of

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the people affected is 70 will stop so it is the most vulnerable and the

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elderly being targeted. They generally trust that their bank is

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on the phone. But these people are good at what they do. What can you

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do to shut this down? We have the support of the telephone companies

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to do exactly that. So the line cannot be kept open and the

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offence, the second phone call, cannot be made. Police say that

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public awareness is the greatest weapon so their advice is to tell

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your friends and family to treat any unsolicited calls with suspicion. I

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feel people have got to know about this business of keeping the phone

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line open. That is where I slipped up. You cannot understand how that

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happened. But there are simple things that you can do to help

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protect yourself. If you're ever told to make that call to your

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bank, you should put the phone down and wait five minutes which will

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disconnect the phone line. Use telephone but be careful because

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there could be extra charges to those numbers. And your bank would

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never ask for your personal PIN number and you should never be asked

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to send your bank card to them either by courier or taxi. Now you

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yourself lost a lot of money in a pension scheme? What happened.

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was the famous equitable life. Policies were sold to people long

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after they knew that there was no money to pay for them. I myself was

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sold to policies. And three years before they knew that they were not

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able to come up with the funds. you got compensation? I have some.

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You never get anything like the money you put in. The hardest-hit

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were all in their 80s and just when they needed money they do not have

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it. They are having a miserable end of life. It is tragic. And your

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fight goes on. And has been for ten years. In an age of PR, politics and

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spin, Baroness Boothroyd has been a refreshingly no-nonsense figure in

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Parliament. We were delighted when she agreed to return to the place

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that shaped her early years. Order. Order. Let's keep it cool.

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This is the first school I ever came to. Eastburn primary school. I

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stayed here until I was 11 or 12 years old. I was an only child. My

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parents worked in the textile industry. My father was unemployed a

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good deal. We lived about five minutes away from the school. I was

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here leading up to the war years and when war was declared. It means a

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great deal to me. This is the assembly Hall where every morning

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the school assembled for prayers and we sang a hymn. The headmistress was

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very difficult and extremely embarrassing to us all is you were

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late. I was late one time and never again for anything. Ms Fox was a

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wonderful teacher. She taught us about our community. We went out and

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saw what happened, we went to the magistrates court, to the local

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authority. We were just children but it all came back to us later in

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life. The head teacher has foraged out some wonderful blog books. About

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the history of the school. This report was written by the inspectors

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about the school it is from 1939. The important thing about this

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school is the training in general behaviour which the girls received.

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This is what I have been trying to say, it was not just reading and

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writing, they taught us about society and we were part of society.

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This was the manner of their teaching. And why I learnt so much

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about it. I think that was character building. This is the area that does

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make me sentimental. These were air raid shelters in the war years. We

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would come here in the evening. The whole of the families in this area,

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we would spend the night here. I am pleased that it has been made into

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classrooms. I do not mind admitting that I failed the 11 plus. It was

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not impact of the war, I was just an average student. There is no point

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pretending that I was. Later on I was pleased to go to the technical

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college. It is good to be back here. I came here when I was 12 years old

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and stayed for three or four years. I loved every minute of it. This is

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the first school where I wore the uniform. I think a uniform gives

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discipline and status. That is why I enjoyed wearing the uniform when I

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became Speaker. I took great pride in wearing it just as I did my

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school uniform. This is the corridor where my classrooms where,

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geography, shorthand and typing. I seldom went upstairs. That is where

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the boys worked. This looks more familiar although we did not have

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computers. We had typewriters. We were taught to touch type. What I

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learned at this school and it did help me to and are living from the

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start. Everybody would have to get here in good time. There would be

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just one hour for dinner and he would be decently dressed if I was

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in charge. No smoking within my site. That is what I would order.

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The technical college taught me to and living and that was hugely

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important. They taught me how to become a very good secretary. I was

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a personal assistant to ministers and members of Parliament. I thought

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I could do the job as well as they could. I have not had the greatest

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education but I did have a good sound education at the schools but I

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went to and I am grateful to them. I am very pleased to be back here

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today to reminisce about it. And it is wonderful to have you with us.

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You are grateful you said for the education you received. How much do

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you think it has changed? It is a difficult question because I have no

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children and so no grandchildren. My education was what I call quality. I

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was very pleased in the Queen's Speech today, there is a passage

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that the government will take steps to see that quality education is

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there for young people in particular. I rejoice in that. When

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I talk about quality education, we learnt about our local communities.

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The policeman used to come and tell us how they operate. We would go to

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the magistrates court. No doubt we were bored out of my mind but in a

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few years you knew what you had been doing. I was told what would happen

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to me and my family if the Germans came to our country. I learned about

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things like that. You have just come from the State opening of an. How

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was your day? It is always tiring. I should have come in my arm and

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cloak. It is always an exciting day. You said that you had been groomed

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to be a brilliant secretary. Not many people know that you won't

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often follow JFK on the campaign trail. I worked in politics at a lot

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of levels in this country. But there came a time when I got a bit fed up

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with the old man of Europe. They were old time school and Kennedy was

:28:56.:29:00.

a bright young thing coming through. I had learnt a lot about our

:29:00.:29:06.

parliamentary system. I wanted to go to America to learn about their

:29:06.:29:09.

executive system and I wanted to know about their campaigning. I

:29:09.:29:11.

learnt a lot about campaigning. Sometimes I think if there was a

:29:11.:29:17.

success in my campaigning it is what I had been taught in America. They

:29:17.:29:27.

had supermarkets and in those days we did not. I was with an old man

:29:27.:29:31.

who has since passed on. And when we were campaigning we would go to the

:29:31.:29:39.

supermarket. So when I came back and we had supermarkets I went to the

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supermarket, my name is Betty Boothroyd. It was a great

:29:45.:29:51.

experience. I worked for two years on Capitol Hill and I loved it. And

:29:51.:29:58.

then in the 1970s you were elected as the MP for West Bromwich. At one

:29:58.:30:05.

moment your mother gives you a kiss. There she is. I have a picture of

:30:05.:30:11.

that at my home in the country. She is not around any longer. She saw me

:30:11.:30:16.

become a member of Parliament but not the speaker. But I know she is

:30:16.:30:22.

looking down and will be pleased. Honor Blackman, you have been quite

:30:22.:30:32.
:30:32.:30:40.

political in your past. You campaigned with the Liberals.

:30:40.:30:46.

still a liberal! I was evacuated in the war, my school being felled to

:30:46.:30:54.

pieces because they cared more about keeping us occupied. Of course. We

:30:54.:30:57.

did lots of things like fitting your gas mask every morning and gargling

:30:58.:31:01.

three times a week to keep healthy and knowing where the air raid

:31:01.:31:08.

shelters were. That dates us, doesn't it! Let's stop! We have a

:31:08.:31:14.

few questions we would like you to answer in the style, In Order or Out

:31:14.:31:24.
:31:24.:31:29.

of Order. Order! Order! So, we have a few burning questions for you, the

:31:29.:31:32.

first being, frozen Yorkshire puddings - In Order or Out of Order?

:31:32.:31:41.

In order. Ooh! You surprise us.I will be booed by everybody in

:31:41.:31:46.

Yorkshire who makes it and let it stand for 45 minutes. But quite

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honestly, I have to confess that I used the oven ready type. I have a

:31:52.:31:57.

great recipe that involves eggs. I will give it to you. And putting a

:31:57.:32:05.

drop of water in at the last minute. Are you aware of that? And you let

:32:05.:32:12.

it settle for 45 minutes. So is it in order or out of order? You can

:32:12.:32:20.

choose. There are choices in this land. It is a free society. A few

:32:20.:32:27.

more. Nigel Farage said he would ban the smoking ban. In Order or Out of

:32:27.:32:31.

Order? I think it is out of order to bring in smoking again. Let me be

:32:31.:32:37.

honest about this - there should be areas where people who wish to smoke

:32:37.:32:42.

can do so, probably in some pubs, they could have a special room. They

:32:42.:32:47.

have been too tough on this. I am not a smoker, but I am a tolerant

:32:47.:32:54.

human being and I think we have gone too far. And let people smoke in a

:32:54.:33:01.

restaurant or a cinema, in a place if they wish to do so. Finally, now

:33:01.:33:05.

that Sir Alex Ferguson has retired, he will be looking for new hobbies,

:33:05.:33:12.

so we are thinking of extreme sport for the over 60s. In Order or Out of

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Order? Not extreme sport for the over 60s. I am nearly nudging 60

:33:17.:33:22.

now, and I am not having extreme sport. Would it be in order or out

:33:22.:33:26.

of order to show a picture of you paragliding? It would be in order.

:33:26.:33:36.
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Have you got it? Yeah!I actually gave that up because it is rather

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boring, eventually. I have done it a lot of times, Honor. Once you have

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swung above the coastline, you have seen it all before. There are no

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sweets to suck and there is no ice cream. Put me down, please!

:33:56.:34:02.

could move on to now. Or tandem, with a frozen Yorkshire pudding.

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used to go on a tandem with a boyfriend of mine many years ago. I

:34:06.:34:16.
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remember that. We had better leave it there. Honor and Baroness Boyce

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Boothroyd are blessed with clear voices. But sometimes even one

:34:23.:34:27.

nation can be divided by a common language. Cue the latest instalment

:34:27.:34:30.

of Alistair's accents. I am going up in the world to

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explore the sounds of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Today is a great chance

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to find out why somebody like Nicky Campbell sounds so very different

:34:39.:34:45.

from Andy Murray. "I have got to go now and practice scratching my face,

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thanks". To get to the bottom of these accents, I will start at the

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top of Glasgow, with science professor Jim Scobey. From outside

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Glasgow, the accent sounds stronger. You will hear some localised Ls.

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Let's go and hear the real Glaswegian sound instead of me doing

:35:09.:35:16.

an impression of the comedian Kevin Bridges. Attracted by jobs boom

:35:16.:35:19.

during the Industrial Revolution, economic migrants from places like

:35:19.:35:22.

Ireland and the Highlands have given their Glasgow accent some of the

:35:22.:35:27.

unique characteristics it has today. Where do you live? Parkhead.Celtic

:35:27.:35:34.

territory. Have you missed Rangers being in the top division? No. I do

:35:34.:35:44.
:35:44.:35:52.

play football. You have a strong accent. You set down in point. And

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you said you lived in Parkhead, but earlier, your friend said it

:35:56.:36:06.
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differently. I say Parkhead when talking to people like yourself.

:36:06.:36:11.

are doing a bit of upward Internation. There is a typical

:36:11.:36:21.

Glasgow rising Internation. I hear that lot with Colin Murray.

:36:21.:36:24.

Absolutely everything seems to be a question when he is doing Match Of

:36:24.:36:29.

The Day two. Some people have come in from Ireland, others have gone

:36:29.:36:33.

from Scotland to Ireland. There are these links between people that work

:36:33.:36:39.

in both directions. Are we going to hear that in Edinburgh? No.

:36:39.:36:42.

Glasgow's great rival is only 45 minutes away, but Scotland's capital

:36:42.:36:46.

once languished behind its neighbour. Following the act of

:36:46.:36:50.

union with England in the 18th century, many wealthy Edinburgh

:36:50.:36:53.

residents were being lured to London. Something had to be done to

:36:53.:36:58.

keep them and their money here. city built a new town for them to

:36:58.:37:03.

live in and established itself as a centre of finance, education and

:37:03.:37:07.

publishing. It worked, but Edinburgh could never quite shake off the

:37:07.:37:14.

association it established with the folks down south. The English. The

:37:14.:37:18.

posh anglicised Edinburgh accent is something of a stereotype, but there

:37:18.:37:22.

is no doubt that a classic Edinburgh speaker does sound very different

:37:22.:37:25.

from a Glaswegian neighbour, especially when performing a piece

:37:25.:37:30.

of her own local poetry. When I was wee as we can be, I craved

:37:30.:37:38.

invisibility. What a rare joke to find that cloak. To me, you sound

:37:38.:37:44.

like you have a typical Edinburgh accent. I am hearing standard

:37:44.:37:47.

Scottish as we down south will think of it, very different from the

:37:47.:37:53.

accent we heard in Glasgow. Different fouls. The way you

:37:53.:37:57.

pronounce your Rs is different. us about the attitude between the

:37:57.:38:03.

two cities? The general attitude between the two is mutual disdain.

:38:03.:38:08.

We hate each other! It is just an ongoing thing. It is not serious.

:38:08.:38:13.

She is also not raising her voice, doing that upper inflection. That

:38:13.:38:19.

was the Irish influence in Glasgow. The type of Internation you hear in

:38:19.:38:25.

the east is more neutral and it does not have that twang. For a comedian

:38:25.:38:32.

like Kevin Bridges, he goes up a lot. Maybe that is another reason

:38:32.:38:35.

why Glaswegians lend themselves so well to comedy, that there is an

:38:35.:38:39.

upward inflection which makes you interested and keeps you on the edge

:38:39.:38:43.

of your seat, waiting for a punchline. There is not one to

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this. These great rivals want to sound different to each other, but

:38:47.:38:50.

rivalries are often fuelled by similarities, and despite their

:38:50.:38:54.

differences, these accents do share the same foundations of Scottish

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English. As Alan Hansen might say, like all great rivals, they have a

:39:00.:39:03.

lot more in common than they would like to admit. I am not from Glasgow

:39:03.:39:09.

or Edinburgh. Work that out. Alistair is with us now. Brilliant

:39:09.:39:18.

at the start of the show, doing so Alex Ferguson. Yeah.He has helped

:39:18.:39:21.

with that stereotypical gritty sound. Oh, yeah. Alex Ferguson is

:39:22.:39:31.

from Gotham. Strong, working-class background. So a lot of people have

:39:31.:39:35.

heard his accent over the years down south and it has affected our

:39:35.:39:40.

attitude to the Scottish. And now the rumour is that he will be

:39:40.:39:45.

replaced by David Moyes, another as we did. He is like a mini Ferguson.

:39:45.:39:51.

But he always looks so surprised. He is like a sheep who has just been

:39:51.:39:57.

caught in an electric fence. Played very well. Every single one of

:39:57.:40:05.

them, bar none. And Jose Mourinho could be in with a shout as well.

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JOSE MOURINHO: I don't think so. Many people would be very unhappy.

:40:14.:40:20.

And he does not have a Scottish accent. It is a case of watching

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this space. Is it true that the rivalry between different areas

:40:25.:40:28.

helps preserve regional accents? I was saying in the film, everywhere

:40:28.:40:35.

we go we hear people saying that there accent is important to them.

:40:35.:40:40.

It differentiates them from people down the road. To us down south, we

:40:40.:40:44.

think there is one Scottish accent, but not at all. People don't want to

:40:44.:40:50.

sound like they from Edinburgh if they are from Glasgow and vice

:40:50.:40:53.

versa, but the Edinburgh accent is something of a cliche. Standard

:40:53.:40:56.

Scots speakers can be from anywhere. Something like ken Bruce on Radio 2

:40:56.:41:01.

is from Glasgow. People think he is from Edinburgh, but not at all.

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Believe it or not. Honor, you went to elocution lessons. You should

:41:09.:41:18.

have a broad cockney accent. I did. Are there any little words that give

:41:18.:41:24.

your cockney routes away? No. But I made a film called cockneys and

:41:24.:41:32.

zombies years ago. And I hope I managed all right. But I was told by

:41:32.:41:42.

a real cockney that when we did the singsong, I was complete cockney. We

:41:42.:41:50.

singsong around the piano and all that jazz. And Alistair, it is the

:41:50.:41:53.

politicians, going back to the Scottish accent, that helped deserve

:41:53.:42:00.

it. Jim Scobbie from the film maintains that the Roland Rs that we

:42:00.:42:03.

remember from dad's Army is dying out in Scottish home which is quite

:42:03.:42:07.

a thing. It is one of the major identifiers of that accent. It is

:42:07.:42:11.

dying out among young people, but since devolution, the politicians

:42:11.:42:17.

have started to produce that letter are sound much more strongly, and it

:42:17.:42:20.

is if their national identity has come back and I are using that sound

:42:20.:42:25.

to sound really Scottish. Younger people don't use it, the older

:42:25.:42:30.

people do will stop they should have a referendum. Alistair is obviously

:42:30.:42:34.

a pro with voices, but every home, pub or office will have somebody who

:42:34.:42:38.

thinks they can do a belting Frank Spencer or Sean Connery. And these

:42:38.:42:42.

One Show viewers are no different. So Alistair will take them off for a

:42:42.:42:48.

quick vocal Boot Camp, and at the end of the show, we will see if they

:42:48.:42:55.

can out-impression the master. Are you up for the challenge?

:42:55.:42:58.

Always. Now, double Olympic champion Becky Adlington may have retired

:42:58.:43:00.

from swimming at the grand age of 24, but she is passionate about

:43:00.:43:03.

inspiring others to take the plunge. So we introduced her to a

:43:03.:43:09.

family that is terrified of water, and we gave her a swimming challenge

:43:09.:43:15.

-1 week to get results. I was three years old when I had my

:43:15.:43:19.

first swimming lesson, and it was the start of a lifelong love of the

:43:19.:43:23.

water. So I am shocked to learn that one in three children leave primary

:43:23.:43:30.

school unable to swim. Eight-year-old Demi has never had a

:43:30.:43:34.

swimming lesson and neither has her mum. She is the third generation of

:43:34.:43:38.

her family who can't swim. The grand mother was supposed to be joining us

:43:38.:43:41.

today, but the thought of even dipping her toes in the water was

:43:41.:43:45.

too much. Where does the fear come from? Is it something you have

:43:45.:43:54.

always had? I don't ever remember feeling comfortable around water.

:43:54.:43:58.

And my mum 's fear is ten times worse. When we used to go to the

:43:58.:44:04.

seaside, we always had to stay well away from the water. I don't want to

:44:04.:44:10.

pass on what I have got onto Demi. But I realise that I am. Are you

:44:10.:44:15.

scared of the water? I feel scared that I might drown. I have said I

:44:15.:44:18.

want to inspire the next generation's swimmers, and my

:44:18.:44:24.

challenge starts here. Swimming coach Steve and I can get Nas and

:44:24.:44:28.

Demi to swim a length of a 25 metre pool in one week. Yes, one week.

:44:28.:44:33.

They say they are up for it, but I am sensing a lot of anxiety. You are

:44:33.:44:41.

both in. That is a start! Generations of families across

:44:41.:44:45.

Britain can't swim. One in six parents never take their child

:44:45.:44:49.

swimming and 12% of these say that this is because they can't swim

:44:49.:44:56.

themselves. Emmy's first challenge is to lie back in the water. Are you

:44:56.:45:02.

too scared to do that? But for her mum, just picking her hands of the

:45:02.:45:07.

side of the pool is a huge step. Are you going to take your hand off? It

:45:07.:45:11.

is about making you feel more confident and distributing it. It is

:45:11.:45:16.

such a big step. It seems little to somebody else, but for you, it is

:45:16.:45:26.
:45:26.:46:00.

huge. That is amazing. There is still a long way to go. I have

:46:00.:46:05.

arranged for the family to go for extra lessons. I have given them a

:46:05.:46:15.
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camera. The second lesson, Nas is still finding it hard to let go. And

:46:16.:46:21.

by the third lesson she can just about put her head under water. But

:46:21.:46:28.

for Demi her initial fear has gone and she can be taught some basic

:46:28.:46:38.
:46:38.:46:39.

strokes and new skills. It is the final day. I am wondering if there

:46:39.:46:44.

is any chance that they will be able to swim a full length of the

:46:44.:46:52.

swimming pool. We have set them a massive challenge. That is amazing.

:46:52.:46:59.

In just five hours of training Demi made it past the 20 metre mark. With

:46:59.:47:05.

a little more stamina she would easily have made it. Nas can now

:47:05.:47:10.

swim confidently on her back. She is a lot more relaxed. That was

:47:10.:47:18.

amazing. Are you surprised with how you have done? If I had done this I

:47:18.:47:24.

would have realised how it felt afterwards and done it years ago.

:47:24.:47:34.

you like swimming? Yes. Do you want to go more often? Yes. You could be

:47:34.:47:43.

in the Olympics! It just shows how much you can achieve in just one

:47:43.:47:49.

week. It has made me even more determined to inspire others to

:47:49.:47:55.

learn this amazing skill. What a brilliant result. They did

:47:55.:48:01.

amazingly well. Nas had to get over a huge year. Have they improved

:48:01.:48:09.

since? They are loving it. Demi has taken to it so quickly. She is a

:48:09.:48:17.

natural. She said to me she really wanted to beat her dad. And she

:48:17.:48:23.

did, on Saturday! And Nas is getting in more often. She is still on her

:48:23.:48:31.

back but it is just slowly gaining that confidence. Goggles are the

:48:31.:48:38.

key, I think. With my son, when he realised that he could float, that

:48:38.:48:47.

was it. And what about granny Margaret? She has not got any

:48:47.:48:54.

closer? The fear was just too much. For now as it was about overcoming

:48:54.:48:59.

the fear. But for Demi it was just about getting her in and then she

:48:59.:49:03.

was fine. It shows you that the longer you leave something it

:49:03.:49:09.

becomes more difficult to overcome. Nas said she wishes she had done it

:49:09.:49:17.

ages ago. But it shows that anybody can learn. No matter what their age.

:49:17.:49:22.

I am sure you can relate to that fear because you are petrified of

:49:22.:49:28.

swimming in the sea. I could not leave that. I do not like going too

:49:28.:49:36.

far out when it is dark and you do not know what is underneath! I am OK

:49:36.:49:41.

where I can stand up and when it is clear. But otherwise you do not know

:49:41.:49:46.

what is down there. Now you have retired from competitive swimming,

:49:46.:49:53.

are you going to become a coach? I am a level to swimming teacher. But

:49:53.:50:01.

I want to set up my own learn to swim programme. Sport gives you so

:50:01.:50:08.

much more. It is not just about swimming but showing children

:50:08.:50:10.

kindness and friendship towards others. Learning about how to be

:50:10.:50:16.

dedicated to something. I would love to do some presenting with sport as

:50:16.:50:26.
:50:26.:50:28.

well. You are in the right place! Ladies, how is your swimming?

:50:28.:50:35.

like a fish with my head above water. I do not want to get water in

:50:35.:50:45.

my eyes. You need to get some goggles. Start in the bath and put

:50:45.:50:53.

the goggles on and then you will be away. Do not tell me you do not do

:50:53.:51:03.
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that as well! I cannot put my head under water. It spoils the hairdo.

:51:03.:51:12.

Get a snorkel. I can't imagine that! My daughter swims like a fish.

:51:12.:51:18.

And all my grandchildren. But there is this idiot there who is not!

:51:18.:51:24.

Thank you, Becky. There was an admission this week at a lot of

:51:24.:51:30.

women admitted to researchers that they throw out their partner's dodgy

:51:30.:51:39.

clothes without telling them. In a recent survey of 2000 people,

:51:39.:51:46.

43% of women admitted to throwing away their partner's fashion

:51:46.:51:50.

mistakes without them knowing. But it is not just women finding fault,

:51:50.:51:57.

those articles that men dislike include tracksuits and animal print

:51:57.:52:05.

clothing. So we took to the roads to give people the chance to confess

:52:05.:52:09.

those things they hated about their partners wardrobe. A big fluffy

:52:09.:52:15.

jumper he bought from a charity shop. Really short shorts. Where is

:52:15.:52:24.

that jumper? In the bin.Did you tell him you were going to throw it

:52:24.:52:30.

away? No.Has there ever been an item of clothing that you have

:52:30.:52:37.

thought, I need to get rid of that. Are you thinking about the same

:52:37.:52:43.

item? I think so!So his other half spills the beans about what she

:52:43.:52:49.

really hate. Your husband is in their thinking about the item of

:52:49.:52:59.
:52:59.:53:00.

clothing. What is it? It is a Macintosh. He bought it in Madrid.

:53:00.:53:07.

What do you think your wife said she really did not like his Mac

:53:07.:53:16.

Macintosh I bought in Madrid in 1965. Do you know what happened to

:53:16.:53:26.
:53:26.:53:29.

it? It disappeared. No, it didn't. put it in the dustbin! I loved it.

:53:29.:53:39.

Does she wear anything round the house you do not like his Mac

:53:39.:53:47.

upgrade jogging suit. Has he won anything you have thought, no.

:53:47.:53:53.

Tracksuit bottoms. Have you ever thought about removing those

:53:53.:54:02.

tracksuit bottoms? I have already done it. You need to think about

:54:02.:54:10.

what item of clothing it is. It was our first date. It was a dark blue

:54:10.:54:20.
:54:20.:54:20.

jacket and skirt. It was not good. He said the first date. The first

:54:20.:54:27.

proper date. The skirt and jacket. And the waistcoat? You remember him

:54:27.:54:36.

not liking that? ! I go to the wardrobe to find something and it is

:54:36.:54:44.

not there. It is always in the charity bag. So you have to go to

:54:44.:54:49.

your local high street charity shops to try to get it back. People are

:54:49.:54:58.

walking along wearing my clothes! Becky, do you do it with Mac I do,

:54:58.:55:06.

I'm not going to lie. They just go in a massive box. Last week we asked

:55:06.:55:12.

you at home if you felt brave enough to put your Impressionist skills to

:55:12.:55:16.

the test against Alistair McGowan. We found some volunteers to take him

:55:16.:55:23.

on. Alistair spent a few minutes training them. It was an intense

:55:24.:55:31.

vocal Boot Camp. Just step forward. Tell us who you are and who you're

:55:31.:55:40.

going be. I am David and I'm going to be Michael Cain. Next. I am

:55:40.:55:48.

Gareth and tonight I'm going to be Dot Cotton. And finally? I am

:55:48.:55:55.

Alistair and I will be giving you my Dot Cotton and an obscure television

:55:55.:56:01.

presenter. Ladies, you will be judging. Please put on a blindfold.

:56:01.:56:07.

Betty is concerned about her hairdo. I am just concerned about getting

:56:07.:56:14.

the answer right! Betty, you go first. You will hear a couple of

:56:14.:56:20.

impressions of Michael Cain and you have to pick the best. So number

:56:20.:56:27.

one, please step forward. You are a big man but you're out of shape. It

:56:27.:56:36.

is a full-time job. Behave yourself. Very good. Here comes the second.I

:56:36.:56:46.
:56:46.:56:47.

have my answer. I am walking on air. That was difficult. I think number

:56:47.:56:57.
:56:57.:57:08.

one. Number one, step forward. was not actually Michael Cain! So on

:57:08.:57:16.

black man, we know that you have starred in Corrie. Dot Cotton number

:57:16.:57:25.

one, please step forward. Well Pauline I'm not one to gossip. Dot

:57:25.:57:35.
:57:35.:57:39.

Cotton number two! My Dick is a good boy. What you think? You are going

:57:39.:57:49.
:57:49.:57:51.

for number two. It is of course Alistair McGowan. And last, Becky,

:57:51.:57:55.

we know that you love a certain television programme. Who does the

:57:55.:58:03.

best impression of the co-host? Number one, step forward. Hello and

:58:03.:58:13.
:58:13.:58:13.

welcome to the one show with me, Matt Baker. You make me sound as if

:58:13.:58:23.

I'm from Newcastle. I was back home recently and someone said do you

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want to play Pokemon? Both very good. Who is the real Matt Baker?

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Number one. It is the! -- -- it is me. We have got you a special prize,

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