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Hallo und herzlich willkomen zur Der Eine | :00:17. | :00:19. | |
Heute Abend auf dem Sofa, der deutsche Comedy | :00:20. | :00:25. | |
Very good. You have got more than I thought. Anyway... You've appointed | :00:26. | :01:17. | |
yourself as a German comedy ambassador. What does this role | :01:18. | :01:24. | |
involve? Being myself really and giving myself a grant and a title. I | :01:25. | :01:31. | |
thought about it, what are the chances of somebody appointing me | :01:32. | :01:35. | |
the German comedy ambassador? That's not going to happen so I might as | :01:36. | :01:42. | |
well do it myself. It is a political party. . I went for the cheap route. | :01:43. | :01:52. | |
We're not the only ones trying to speak German today. Here is Boris | :01:53. | :02:00. | |
Johnson a few hours ago jeering a referendum speech. Anyway, you know | :02:01. | :02:13. | |
it. What was that? I can really embarrass myself. I'm not going to | :02:14. | :02:21. | |
say who it was by. But... It was Beethoven, wasn't it? The ode to | :02:22. | :02:31. | |
Joy. He knows all the languages. He has got all the bloods. He has some | :02:32. | :02:38. | |
German, Turkish, born in America. Drop a cosmopolitan. His family | :02:39. | :02:42. | |
above but he says Britain should leave the European Union. We are | :02:43. | :02:49. | |
going to do talk about Henning's tour later in the programme. Plus, | :02:50. | :02:55. | |
we are going to go live to Orlando to get the latest on the Invictus | :02:56. | :03:00. | |
Games after the spectacular opening ceremony last night. | :03:01. | :03:03. | |
Well, our German might not be quite up to scratch but how | :03:04. | :03:06. | |
Earlier today he took a sample English language SAT | :03:07. | :03:09. | |
meant for ten or 11-year-olds and the result | :03:10. | :03:11. | |
It's these Standard Assesment Tests that caused more | :03:12. | :03:15. | |
than a thousand parents to keep their children out of school | :03:16. | :03:18. | |
last week protesting that they put too much pressure on kids. | :03:19. | :03:22. | |
We sent Trish Adudu to St Peter's Primary School to investigate. | :03:23. | :03:32. | |
This primary School in Whetstone, Leicestershire. | :03:33. | :03:38. | |
This primary School in Whetstone, schools where children will be | :03:39. | :03:40. | |
setting the standard assessment schools where children will be | :03:41. | :03:44. | |
tests. Compos three as part of the national curriculum, the government | :03:45. | :03:45. | |
insists that they keep standards national curriculum, the government | :03:46. | :03:50. | |
up. Critics claim they are in danger of sucking the joy out of | :03:51. | :03:52. | |
up. Critics claim they are in danger for kids leaving them are | :03:53. | :03:56. | |
up. Critics claim they are in danger overworked. The children aren't | :03:57. | :03:56. | |
happy, they are crying overworked. The children aren't | :03:57. | :04:02. | |
stressed. They are not enjoying learning any more. To find out how | :04:03. | :04:05. | |
stressful they really are, we are putting the tests to the test. Are | :04:06. | :04:14. | |
you smarter than a ten-year-old? I'm about to find out. Kids as young as | :04:15. | :04:29. | |
six in year to take Sats. But we are testing the older children. How do | :04:30. | :04:36. | |
they feel about it? I've been hearing on the news that people have | :04:37. | :04:40. | |
been stressed out by it and have been taken out of school because of | :04:41. | :04:45. | |
the stress levels. Seven tests in one week and I try my hardest. I get | :04:46. | :04:51. | |
stressed at home a lot. I can't really help it. It's annoying me and | :04:52. | :04:57. | |
I don't really like it. People are overreacting about it. It is a big | :04:58. | :05:03. | |
thing but you just need to do your best. Trying to keep confident and | :05:04. | :05:11. | |
not be as stressed. My dad says, it doesn't matter if you are low as | :05:12. | :05:16. | |
long as you try your hardest. I've been summoned to the headteacher 's | :05:17. | :05:20. | |
office. Michael Bailey reckons we need a rethink. Why are you so | :05:21. | :05:28. | |
worried about Sats? I don't feel they are pitched at the right level | :05:29. | :05:33. | |
for students. I love English but the need for that level of grammar isn't | :05:34. | :05:39. | |
relevant to them. The new arithmetic test, 26 questions in 30 minutes. | :05:40. | :05:45. | |
Why does it have to be done in 30 minutes? Are we testing their maths | :05:46. | :05:50. | |
or ability to time manage? We are starting a learning journey and we | :05:51. | :05:56. | |
don't want to put them off. Unlike the 11 plus, there are no passes or | :05:57. | :06:02. | |
fails in Sats. Yet, the teachers union maintains they are causing | :06:03. | :06:06. | |
chaos and confusion. The government insists gave grounding is vital for | :06:07. | :06:13. | |
young children and some parents are backing a boycott but not here. So, | :06:14. | :06:27. | |
just how hard our Sats? We invited ourselves to test themselves with | :06:28. | :06:35. | |
the children. Also involved our parents and grandparents. You've | :06:36. | :06:41. | |
been practising and we haven't. It's a long time since I've had a test | :06:42. | :06:44. | |
like this. You will find it the hardest? I think Trish is cheating! | :06:45. | :06:57. | |
It is so hard. I've no idea what a relative clauses. Just finished the | :06:58. | :07:02. | |
answer you are doing and close your booklet. So, do you know you're | :07:03. | :07:10. | |
subordinating conjunction from your coordinating conjunction? I found it | :07:11. | :07:16. | |
really difficult. Some things I couldn't remember and some things | :07:17. | :07:20. | |
were so obscure I had never heard of them before. Are you any good with | :07:21. | :07:26. | |
modal verbs? There were words in there, I didn't even understand what | :07:27. | :07:30. | |
the question meant? Can you pinpoint a possessive pronoun? Hands up if | :07:31. | :07:37. | |
you think you did better than the kids? At least they got something | :07:38. | :07:44. | |
right. Could adult concerns be misplaced after all. The kids beat | :07:45. | :07:49. | |
the parents and grandparents by a healthy margin. The highest mark of | :07:50. | :07:54. | |
90% went to a ten-year-old. How did I do? Trish, use good 49%. -- you | :07:55. | :08:09. | |
scored. It just shows how difficult it is. We will be revealing | :08:10. | :08:18. | |
Henning's results later. I found it very stressful. It was meant to be | :08:19. | :08:24. | |
done in 45 minutes. I gave myself 35 minutes. My palms were sweating and | :08:25. | :08:31. | |
it put me under stress. Here we are. It is a new system. The first time | :08:32. | :08:35. | |
it has been done. Given as the background on this. We are hearing a | :08:36. | :08:42. | |
lot about it because May is the time that Sats are taken. You have ten | :08:43. | :08:48. | |
and 11-year-olds sitting them this week. Essentially, a new curriculum | :08:49. | :08:53. | |
came in two years ago in 2014 which was supposed to be a bit more | :08:54. | :08:58. | |
demanding, tougher, these are the Sats that follow. They are supposed | :08:59. | :09:03. | |
to be more demanding in terms of punctuation, grammar, and | :09:04. | :09:06. | |
arithmetic. It comes from a fear that we are falling behind as a | :09:07. | :09:12. | |
country. It is based on a study from the commission for economic | :09:13. | :09:15. | |
co-operation and development. They looked at 15-year-olds in 65 | :09:16. | :09:22. | |
countries in core subjects. We did not farewell at all. 26 in maths, we | :09:23. | :09:29. | |
weren't making the top 20 in any core subject. China is on top. Also, | :09:30. | :09:36. | |
European neighbours are doing better. Germany, Ireland, Estonia, | :09:37. | :09:43. | |
Finland. This caused real concern in the government. They made these | :09:44. | :09:47. | |
changes and that is why we are seeing the first cohort from the new | :09:48. | :09:50. | |
curriculum going through these tougher tests. Lots of the parents | :09:51. | :09:56. | |
are against the changes. Some of them have started a campaign called | :09:57. | :10:06. | |
Let Kids Be Kids. They think it is too dry, turning schools into exam | :10:07. | :10:15. | |
factories. They think these tests are killing creativity. They also | :10:16. | :10:19. | |
fear that there is a danger that kids will feel like failures. That | :10:20. | :10:24. | |
they are judged too regularly and if they are not up to standard, it is | :10:25. | :10:30. | |
not good for self esteem. The National union of teachers are | :10:31. | :10:33. | |
worried about the level of testing at primary level. I think that's the | :10:34. | :10:37. | |
point. I understand that we want to progress and be up there in the | :10:38. | :10:42. | |
league tables. I understand also that at some point in school, you | :10:43. | :10:47. | |
should be able to underline the verb form that is the present perfect in | :10:48. | :10:51. | |
the passage below. Should you be able to do that at ten? It is a lot | :10:52. | :10:58. | |
of stress on young shoulders. The government say that this isn't just | :10:59. | :11:03. | |
about testing children, it is about checking what schools and teachers | :11:04. | :11:07. | |
are up to. They need some way of checking standards. The campaign for | :11:08. | :11:13. | |
real education would say that it is important to get a health check for | :11:14. | :11:17. | |
children. Where they are at. Where their progress is. Henning, how long | :11:18. | :11:26. | |
have you been speaking English? What? How many years? I came over 14 | :11:27. | :11:35. | |
years ago. I did come over with school English. That doesn't mean | :11:36. | :11:41. | |
much. You don't know idioms or colloquialisms, you have next to no | :11:42. | :11:47. | |
vocabulary. You only know grammar. You say everything exactly the way | :11:48. | :11:51. | |
it is in your grammar book. Living in London for some time you say we | :11:52. | :12:00. | |
was instead we were. Let's get your results. There we are. 73%! APPLAUSE | :12:01. | :12:15. | |
When I get deported, or will I not? That is the question. You can be a | :12:16. | :12:23. | |
reporter on the show. And it's your second language! Stop patronisingly! | :12:24. | :12:26. | |
reporter on the show. And it's your It's my second language as well, so | :12:27. | :12:30. | |
I understand. According to a certain | :12:31. | :12:40. | |
Swedish flat pack company - But nearly the same amount of people | :12:41. | :12:45. | |
fear that they could lose years of precious pictures | :12:46. | :12:49. | |
if technology failed them. So we sent Lucy out | :12:50. | :12:50. | |
to print some memories. We will take one of you. It feels | :12:51. | :12:57. | |
these days like we are constantly taking pictures. On our phones and | :12:58. | :13:02. | |
our tablets. Does anybody feel the need to print them? Do you have an | :13:03. | :13:09. | |
album? Are they on your phone? Both. On my phone. My Mrs has loads of | :13:10. | :13:15. | |
albums. What happens to your pictures on the phone? The memories | :13:16. | :13:24. | |
are gone unless you print them out. I've got a great one here. Very | :13:25. | :13:33. | |
nice. You didn't blow it up. There is a limit to what we can do. Much | :13:34. | :13:40. | |
better than photos, aren't they? I take lots of pictures on my phone. I | :13:41. | :13:46. | |
don't use a camera any more. Do you print them out and put them in an | :13:47. | :13:51. | |
album for the future? An album? What an album? When I was growing up, we | :13:52. | :13:58. | |
used to have a photograph album. My mum has one of them. The only time | :13:59. | :14:03. | |
the photo album comes out is when mum wants to embarrass you. That is | :14:04. | :14:10. | |
my older sister's baby. Good quality? No. It looks better on the | :14:11. | :14:17. | |
phone. How many pictures have you taken of this lovely little girl | :14:18. | :14:22. | |
since she was born? In the thousands. She is in a memory box | :14:23. | :14:29. | |
for her. Hardly anyone is printing them out but you are. Yes. I | :14:30. | :14:33. | |
enjoyed. It is old-fashioned, as well. Look at that! What is this? | :14:34. | :14:45. | |
This is my old camera. It is my fail-safe. We want a record of our | :14:46. | :14:50. | |
lives to pass on to our grandchildren. This is going to be | :14:51. | :14:56. | |
new for us. We have only done phones so far. Here we go. Memories. Our | :14:57. | :15:03. | |
grandparents had photographs. We have still got those. Well, we did | :15:04. | :15:12. | |
manage to find the last photo on Mr Baker's phone. A good one from last | :15:13. | :15:18. | |
night. Congratulations, BAFTA winner. Brilliant team effort. | :15:19. | :15:28. | |
Unbelievable. It was those see otters. We were up against Tim | :15:29. | :15:32. | |
Peake. Sorry if you can hear is up there. | :15:33. | :15:45. | |
The company I was working for in Germany, it was about to go under. | :15:46. | :15:54. | |
What company - a comedy company? It was a company to do with golf | :15:55. | :15:58. | |
courses. It was sports marketing. So, I looked at my CV. It looked all | :15:59. | :16:04. | |
right. I did not speak English rather than basic school England. I | :16:05. | :16:08. | |
thought I should go to England for a good few months and learn some | :16:09. | :16:14. | |
English. God knows how I managed to end up with a job in the marketing | :16:15. | :16:21. | |
department of Whickham Wanderers. Come on, the chair boys and I wanted | :16:22. | :16:25. | |
to stay a few months, but somehow I am still here. Into the comedy I | :16:26. | :16:29. | |
got, once I had been here for a year-and-a-half. Walked past a pub. | :16:30. | :16:35. | |
A sign said, stand-up comedy. I was intrigued. Went inside. Enjoyed what | :16:36. | :16:44. | |
I saw. And got started. Wow! Your last tour was incredible popular, | :16:45. | :16:48. | |
Ein, Zwei, DIY - did I say it all right? Let's see a moment from that | :16:49. | :16:54. | |
tour. Oh, yes. There was a tournament last | :16:55. | :16:56. | |
summer... I might be able to jog your memory. | :16:57. | :16:58. | |
Let me have a look... Everyone's got one back home. Now, | :16:59. | :17:12. | |
come on, have a look. Have a look... This is the closest... Classic! That | :17:13. | :17:37. | |
is out to buy now on DVD. And very topical as you can see. | :17:38. | :17:49. | |
And the new tour then, Westphalia Is Not An Option, what can we expect? | :17:50. | :17:56. | |
Well, that is actually a show about me being, essentially that was | :17:57. | :18:02. | |
triggered by me being asked to hold An Immigrant's Guide To Britain. A | :18:03. | :18:09. | |
guide for immigrants by immigrants. That was an eye-opening experience | :18:10. | :18:12. | |
to me that I was considered an immigrant. I never considered myself | :18:13. | :18:18. | |
an immigrant at all, for many reasons - the lack of hardship in my | :18:19. | :18:26. | |
story. I think there is something extreme to be qualified as an | :18:27. | :18:31. | |
immigrant - not just to go to Dortmund airport and an hour later | :18:32. | :18:35. | |
you land in lieu on the and you can work. I -- Luton and you can work. I | :18:36. | :18:41. | |
thought to qualify as an immigrant you had to move somewhere better. | :18:42. | :18:55. | |
Good... Very good... Somewhere worse I always associate with becoming an | :18:56. | :19:01. | |
ex-pat, or more extreme cases a relief worker. Anyway, essentially | :19:02. | :19:05. | |
it is the, the whole show is a look at the topic of immigration - a | :19:06. | :19:15. | |
fluffy topic for comedy. And then, on the show that I am putting | :19:16. | :19:19. | |
together at the moment. And the show immigrant's guide to Britain is on | :19:20. | :19:26. | |
Channel 4. The tours for Henning's latest tour, Westphalia Is Not An | :19:27. | :19:33. | |
Option, are on sale now. The 2016 Invictuses kicked off today. It | :19:34. | :19:36. | |
started with a challenge from the White House to the palace. | :19:37. | :19:43. | |
Oh, message... From Michelle. Shall we watch it together? Yes. | :19:44. | :19:51. | |
Remember you told us to bring it to the Invictus games. Careful for what | :19:52. | :20:02. | |
you wish for. Oh, really, please. Her Majesty not phased at all there. | :20:03. | :20:06. | |
The games are now in full swing and we can go live to Gabby and Ade in | :20:07. | :20:12. | |
Orlando, where the time is coming up to 2. 20pm. Good afternoon. | :20:13. | :20:22. | |
Good afternoon, spot on, Matt. Hello to Alex and Henning from sunny | :20:23. | :20:26. | |
Orlando. The games are under way and we will bring the highlights on BBC | :20:27. | :20:32. | |
One all this week. Last night Prince Harry launched the games. To all of | :20:33. | :20:36. | |
those watching at home and who are suffering from mental illness in | :20:37. | :20:41. | |
silence, whether a veteran or a civilian, a mum or a dad, a teenager | :20:42. | :20:49. | |
or a grandparent, I hope you see the bravery of our Invictus champions, | :20:50. | :20:53. | |
who have confronted invisible injuries and I hope you are inspired | :20:54. | :20:55. | |
to ask for the help that you need. Powerful stuff and Prince Harry will | :20:56. | :21:08. | |
be live for a chat with us later on. With us now are two competitors, | :21:09. | :21:12. | |
Luke Sinnot, from the Armed Forces team and as you have Henning in | :21:13. | :21:18. | |
there, from the German team we have Lieutenant Colonel Ralf Kleindienst, | :21:19. | :21:21. | |
who has come in for a chat as well. Good afternoon. | :21:22. | :21:26. | |
Ralf, first of all welcome, and Henning will be listening in from | :21:27. | :21:30. | |
the studio. What are the key German characteristics that you think will | :21:31. | :21:34. | |
lead the German team to success here at the Invictus Games? As always the | :21:35. | :21:39. | |
Germans are serious, disciplined. That is the reason why we will win | :21:40. | :21:44. | |
gold medals. It is of course friendly, Ralf. There is great | :21:45. | :21:50. | |
friendship, let's not forget that. Everybody walks around with a smile | :21:51. | :21:54. | |
on their face. The UK topped the medal table in 2014, so we would | :21:55. | :21:59. | |
like a large haul of medal as well. We have been training hard. We have | :22:00. | :22:05. | |
top guys competing. The Americans obviously - we have a few guys to | :22:06. | :22:09. | |
beat out there. I hope Germany does well, but not too well. We want to | :22:10. | :22:14. | |
rub it in their faces. There 's no football yet. Ralf, what | :22:15. | :22:19. | |
events are you competing in Swimming and archery. How is the prep going? | :22:20. | :22:25. | |
Pretty good. We have two weeks training in Germany. So, we are, I | :22:26. | :22:29. | |
guess because of the wonderful atmosphere in the training camp, a | :22:30. | :22:33. | |
good preparation for the games. Tell us about your preparations and where | :22:34. | :22:38. | |
you are competing? Tennis and athletics, in fact I am running | :22:39. | :22:42. | |
tomorrow morning at 8am for the 100 metres. I spend a lot of time on the | :22:43. | :22:47. | |
track in the UK in the cold and the wet. | :22:48. | :22:51. | |
You may knock a few seconds off your time. | :22:52. | :22:55. | |
The best of luck you both. Enjoy it. It will be fantastic. Remember | :22:56. | :23:00. | |
straight after The One Show we will talk to James Blunt and Gareth | :23:01. | :23:05. | |
Malone who both performed at the Opening Ceremony last night. And | :23:06. | :23:10. | |
Prince Harry. Don't forget him. We will stay tuned for that. | :23:11. | :23:13. | |
Henning, we understand that you are a fan of the seaside. Have you heard | :23:14. | :23:29. | |
of or been to Frinton-on-Sea? John Cooper Clarke, poet lives there. He | :23:30. | :23:34. | |
has written a poem for The One Show, inspired be I the Essex Riviera. | :23:35. | :23:45. | |
I have lived in Essex for the last 27 years. | :23:46. | :23:51. | |
I see myself as an Essex bloke, yes. I have no plans on moving. | :23:52. | :23:57. | |
Essex, home, sweet, swinging home. Thank you, Pauline. | :23:58. | :24:03. | |
Around sort of 1976, when punk rock thing happened, I was advised | :24:04. | :24:07. | |
Around sort of 1976, when punk rock perform my stuff at the punk venues. | :24:08. | :24:11. | |
I figured out, yeah, I could fit in with that. I think poetry should be | :24:12. | :24:15. | |
performed. It was always written in order to be | :24:16. | :24:20. | |
performed. It was always written in Music made out a language. So you | :24:21. | :24:20. | |
Frinton to me is the Essex Riviera, should hear it. | :24:21. | :24:33. | |
Frinton to me is the Essex Riviera, it has a beautiful place of art deck | :24:34. | :24:39. | |
co-houses, which are indicative of the way they were back in the '30s. | :24:40. | :24:41. | |
It was going to be the Miami beach of the East Coast. | :24:42. | :24:47. | |
A beautiful place. of the East Coast. | :24:48. | :24:52. | |
I don't want to talk it up too much, otherwise, you know, everybody will | :24:53. | :25:02. | |
want in. And now, get all fabulous, my poem | :25:03. | :25:05. | |
Department A, the whole town is on for The | :25:06. | :25:15. | |
Department A, the whole town is on holiday. | :25:16. | :25:15. | |
Department A, the whole town is on I'm living in a show place, in a | :25:16. | :25:21. | |
dream home ghetto. I'm living in a show place, in a | :25:22. | :25:26. | |
Hands off the threads, this level of drapery don't come cheap. When do we | :25:27. | :25:31. | |
sleep? I get my bread from a cake boutique. No pressure on the street. | :25:32. | :25:33. | |
The gates give out boutique. No pressure on the street. | :25:34. | :25:41. | |
embezzlement and disrepair. I boutique. No pressure on the street. | :25:42. | :25:43. | |
take you there, somewhere boutique. No pressure on the street. | :25:44. | :25:50. | |
People try to sell you stuff, you only think you want to buy. Extend | :25:51. | :25:54. | |
your reach to the outside world, it is time you want to cry. | :25:55. | :26:01. | |
I'll help you pack, I'll be right here when you get back. Here where | :26:02. | :26:05. | |
things are kind of slack, in fact a dream home ghetto. | :26:06. | :26:10. | |
There is a social road block, where the brakes are set to screech. Stick | :26:11. | :26:20. | |
your cameo beach. Here is an avenue, of invisible worth. It is the nicest | :26:21. | :26:21. | |
place on earth.ly give a wide Bert of invisible worth. It is the nicest | :26:22. | :26:30. | |
to the white surf and I will take this ghetto. Cream coloured and | :26:31. | :26:37. | |
streamlined. There's a balconed terks e and a | :26:38. | :26:43. | |
place to hang your fishing net. You bet a dream home ghetto. | :26:44. | :26:48. | |
The nearest neighbour is a guy with a gut, and a moo-moo. We've got | :26:49. | :26:55. | |
gates which stay real shut. No buts, a real home ghetto. So, room number | :26:56. | :27:03. | |
blue, apartment A, old towns on holiday. But I'm going no place. I'm | :27:04. | :27:08. | |
living in a show place. Dream home ghetto. One more time, this time | :27:09. | :27:15. | |
with echo, a dream home ghetto. Dream home ghetto. | :27:16. | :27:19. | |
Beautiful. And the art deck co-houses are beautiful. A lot of -- | :27:20. | :27:29. | |
art Deco houses are beautiful. As we spent so much time speaking about | :27:30. | :27:33. | |
English, we thought we would speak more English. We sent our cameras | :27:34. | :27:39. | |
out to test the British public with the longest and most difficult | :27:40. | :27:43. | |
German words. Henning you have to decipher what they are trying to | :27:44. | :27:44. | |
say. Any idea? It is something along the | :27:45. | :27:53. | |
lines of... So that is the Danube steam ship | :27:54. | :28:16. | |
company captain. Yes. I thought it was the captain's | :28:17. | :28:20. | |
hat. Wow! One more really quickly then. | :28:21. | :28:27. | |
This is Raj. Here we are. Have we got it? | :28:28. | :28:30. | |
Here we go. OK. | :28:31. | :28:37. | |
Well... That's all we have time for. There we are. Insurance companies | :28:38. | :28:53. | |
provide legal protection. Henning, thank you. | :28:54. | :29:02. | |
We are off air for the Invictus Games tomorrow. | :29:03. | :29:04. | |
But we'll be back on Wednesday night when our studio will be | :29:05. | :29:07. |