11/12/2015 The One Show

# I'm going to ride, ride, ride # When I get my moped out on the

road # I'm going to ride

# Move funky moped... # Now time for The One Show, Alex Jones and her

latest guest presenter. Tonight: Nadiya, the Bake Off Queen

will be here. Personally I've been working

on a Donald Trump cake, And has layers of prejudice,

bile and stupidity... Topped off with an ugly mess

of golden angel hair. And - music man, Richard Mainwaring

will be in Bristol chasing a band of campanologists, that's bell

ringers for you lot. Not much chance of catching them

because they all run For all Star Wars fans,

there's a new film coming out next week featuring the 73-year-old,

Harrison Ford. Or Harrison 'Model T Ford'

as he is now known. He'll be showing us how to get

round on a zimmer frame, Put your hands together

for tonight's guest U Jasper Carrot. Are you looking

forward to what The One Show has to offer? It is not Pointless. Why

didn't you do any jokes about tonight's guests? I wanted to keep

the teeth I've got. I did some research on this guy, he is 38 and

he's done 40 films! He made five of them in 2012. What a weekend that

was! I do the funnies! Please welcome Danny Dyer.

Hello, Danny. How are you? Are you well? I'm great. Nice to see you.

Lovely to see you. So we are going to talk about the Christmas

EastEnders storyline. We are imagining a quiet old time in Albert

Square. No. Very flat. We have grown men playing with lightsabers

outside. There is a film being released this week called... Star

Wars! That's it! You have three kids. Do you enjoy playing with

their Christmas toys? I have just had a son, so all I used to play

with... Ah! Don't! The kid's a nightmare! I'm used to playing with

them because I've got two daughters as well. I am excited about this

year. Buying intricate Lego, for me! Pass it off as their present. You

will be making a cube! I will go for the Death Star! A massive one. Danny

and Jasper will be battling with lightsabers at the end of the show.

What is going to the Dark Side? He is the evil one. Hold up. He is the

villain. How could I play a villain? You are Jedi all the way. Hold on.

Well, Christmas can be a sensory overload, all that jolly music, rich

food and sparkles can make for a heady festive mix. Not everyone

experiences Christmas the same way. My husband is Kieron. And we have

three children. Alex, who is 12, Grace, who is 8, and Bobby, who is

2. I'm Bernie. I have three children. Chris, Katie and

Abby-Rose. And Ashleigh my guide dog. When I was younger, I went to

see Father Christmas with my sister. I didn't understand what he was

saying because Father Christmas has a big beard so it is difficult for

me to lip-read. I am still excited to get a present from Father

Christmas. I really enjoy wrapping presents. It is a real tactile

experience. I have to have everything in a certain place. Where

I can find it easily, otherwise I spend hours hunting for a roll of

sellotape and I concentrate hard on the paper because if I move it

around it goes upside-down. When the children were small, they knew which

presents had come from mum and dad because they had the white on the

outside! And the coloured bit on the inside. I have the line. When I was

growing up, it was me and my sister who were deaf and all of my family

were hearing. One time I went to my grandparents, my aunties and uncles

were there. I didn't understand anything, I couldn't follow what

they were saying. Since I have had children, there has been a big

change. We do use British Sign Language more on Christmas Day with

the family. This year, I have got an artificial tree because if I had a

real tree, there's a chance that the needles would drop and Ashleigh

would get pins in his paws. What colour is this one? Gold and red.

What I miss about that is, there is no smell in the room of Christmas.

And that, for me, is really important. So I have been hunting

around the shops trying to find some kind of diffuser which has a pine

scent to it. Now, that I have my own children, we have bought music to

play for the bedroom so they can hear, the same in my car, we have

music on with Christmas songs, just for the children, of course not for

me(!) One thing I always loved, even when I could see, was bright

colours, bright lights. They on? Yeah. Good. A Christmas tree can't

be a Christmas tree without lovely lights on, make the place look like

a nightclub! You can take the girl out of the '70s, but you can't take

the '70s out of the girl! Thank you to Bernie, Rebecca and Amy, her

interpreter. We hope you have a lovely Christmas. Yes. So, Danny, it

was Christmas 2013 when Mick Carter hit The Old Vic? Yes. In two years,

a hell of a lot has happened to him. Give us a brief resume. Where do I

start? Yes, it has been a nutty two years, it's been a beautiful thing,

though. Taking over The Vic is a great job. No, they have thrown a

few storylines at me. They have. You love it, that is what you want to be

doing. I can pull a naughty pint. Not a lot of laughs in EastEnders. A

little bit. It is up-and-down! It is dark. That is why I love it. Needs

more lightness, I think. I like that dark bit. You turned it down several

times before you accepted? They elbowed me! And then I turned it

down because it was a gangstery-type role, sort of obvious, then they

came with the perfect role, this Mick Carter, a perfect man, which I

can't live up to! He is a beautiful character to play. It's been a great

two years. And Linda and Mick are eventually tying the knot on New

Year's Day. We have seen this picture of them all, this wedding

picture. A picture can say a thousand words. Can you give us an

idea... You want a thousand words? An idea of what led to this? So,

obviously there's a wedding going on. It goes slightly bandy, right?

Bandy means it goes slightly wrong. Right. And we get - look at the

state of me, look. I'm still worried about me tie, see. It is quite

haunting. I quite like this picture. It's a bit like Peaky Blinders in a

way! It has. And a touch of Sopranos... LAUGHTER Who is

laughing? It is an interesting wedding. You say a wedding, but will

it happen? We have an exclusive clip here from next week. You have always

wanted a big day, so is it Lee? I can have a chat with him. It is

nothing to do with the kids. It is just the money. I told you. Fine.

Fine. We won't do it. OK, we will call the whole thing off. Thank you.

Not an ounce of disappointment in your voice. It is just a bit of

paper, never bothered us before! APPLAUSE

It is all the stress of wedding planning and that is what it is!

Women! Hey. Drive you mad. There is no need for that. I love her to

death. She's got the stress of planning the wedding, this is the

thing. I get involved, to be fair. Good. We need that bit of jeopardy

before. You know what I mean? She breaks me heart for a couple of

hours. Mick's stag-do is in Christmas week. You have got your

own real stag-do just after. Are you going to mix the two up? In the

show, they said, look, what will be your ideal stag-do. So I got a say

in it. I called on the ultimate stag-do, it is in The Vic, it's a

beautiful thing. It is like a three-day bender! All very tender?

There is a bit of tenderness. It will surprise a couple of people. I

was honoured that they asked my opinion on it. It is a really good

stag. I don't think my real stag can touch it. You will have a good go!

Yeah. And we can't not talk about Strictly, and Linda played by

Kellie, who has done brilliantly. So proud. We are all so proud of her. I

didn't know she had it in her. She has been ratty on set, I ain't going

to lie. She will love you for that! I don't blame her. To be able to

juggle the two, it seems impossible. Absolutely. She is Week 12. Yeah. I

mean, I have to hold my hands up to. Doing the two jobs is not easy. I

haven't got it in me! You never know. Next year. No. We have been

revealing heart-warming Christmas Stories through our One Show Advent

Calendar. Absolutely. Behind door 11 is Kathryn Newton who joins us

tonight. Kathryn moved back from South Africa 17 years ago, but her

eldest daughter still lives out there. However, she is flying in

with the grandchildren this Christmas. How long has it been?

Five years since we had Christmas together. It is a long time. Yeah.

We are looking forward to it. It's been two years since you have seen

them. Hayley, Clinton and the children have flown in today so

shall we start Christmas right now? Bring them in then!

# It's the most wonderful time of the year

# With the kids... # APPLAUSE There you are. Obviously, a

very emotional reunion. Kathryn, can I ask you, what is the plan for

Christmas? She is hosting Christmas for all of us on Christmas Day, with

my brother from Australia. Very nice. Who is also out here at the

moment. So a big family reunion. Lovely. Lovely to see you back

together. A Merry Christmas. Thank you. So, from one reunion to

another, and Bake Off champion Nadiya Hussain has been back to her

old school to inspire the next generation. Winning The Great

British Bake Off has been a life-changing experience for a home

baker like me. My baking story didn't begin at home. As we never

used our oven! It was here at this school that I first learnt to bake

and discovered that the oven wasn't just for storage. I wonder if the

next generation have the baking bug, too. Challney School for Girls has

changed a lot since I was here. Wow, it's quite a privilege to be here. I

can't believe I'm stood here right now. I remember a long time ago...

The uniform is the same and I'm hoping the passion for food is too.

Do you like baking? Yes. Have you made scones? We will be tackling one

of the very first recipes I can remember learning here, a savoury

cheese and chive scone. When you push down, you never twist because

if you twist, the dough twists and it twists and falls as it bakes so

you don't get a straight scone. Time for the girls to show me their

skills. I like baking. I want to have a cake shop when I'm older.

Really? I want to go on The Great British Bake Off. A woman after my

own heart! Don't be scared of it. You look like you are afraid of it.

The teacher says these days food technology is far from a

second-class subject and lessons are about the science as well as the art

of cooking. There is a huge emphasis on nutrition. It's making sure that

they are not going in the kitchen and cooking, but also understanding

properties of ingredients and how they work together. Where does it

stand in the curriculum right now? How important is it? Very important.

It is a subject that does well. Last year, we had 77.1% A to C, this year

we have 80%. They love it. If a child forget their ingredients, they

will call the parents, and the parents will drop it off. After 15

minutes in the oven, the best bit - tasting time! They look amazing.

They are lovely. That is big. It is great, but it is not a bad thing!

It's a nice texture. They are quite nice. Very nice. No problem with

scones. So we move things up a gear with the lemon drizzle cake that won

me the Bake Off title. I can't resist showing them a few tricks of

my own. Can you do it one-handed? No. Can you not? Can you? I will

show myself up if I can't do it! No way! Do you like baking at home?

Yeah. When I bake, it relaxes me. They come out looking good, each

with an individual touch. Who got that icing sugar out? This is good.

Nice texture. The tang is delicious. They have said, I don't care if you

won the Bake Off, I want to change something around! I quite - there is

something endearing about people who are brave enough to say I can take a

recipe and change it and make it my own. Every single recipe here is

delicious and everybody who has baked here today should be proud of

themselves. They have done a fantastic job. It's been such an

enjoyable day. Stood in front of these kirn who are so enthusiastic

about baking and about cooking. Somehow, the bottle-green uniform

has taken me right back and it is nice to be home, it is great.

And Nadiya is here now along with the girls from Challney School.

Lovely to see you. You said that you only realised when you went to

school that ovens weren't just for storage. My mum would store all her

frying pans in there. She would never see a cupboard empty. If it is

not full, you are putting something in it. We never, there is no such

thing as dessert after dinner, so we never used the oven. So mum was

like, it is empty, let's put stuff in it. It is sensible. So, we are

talking gingerbread today. You have made this beautiful gingerbread

house for us. Isn't that just the best gingerbread house? I'm obsessed

with that house. I can't get my head around it! You shouldn't eat it!

That is a work of art. Decoration. Would you eat the Mona Lisa? No.

What is the secret to making good gingerbread? With gingerbread, it is

one of those recipes, when you say "ginger" it has to taste like

ginger. I think without it blowing your head off, you have to have a

good balance of ginger and when you are baking it, you can do go two

ways. I like it when it bends and you have the ones that want it to

snap. If you want to make a chewier version, cook it for five minutes

less. If you want crunchy, five minutes more. I have green fingers,

really(!) I have a recipe for ice! That is my limit. I didn't know

gingerbread was a Christmas thing. I think it is one of those - ginger...

Where is the ginger there? It is in the biscuit! Got ya. I like the

slates. Thank you. If you are not the best in the kitchen, which,

Danny, you are not that brilliant. How dare you? If you are not

brilliant, there are flat-pack versions in the supermarket. We have

some. We have one from Selfridges, which is ?14.99, Lakeland at ?12.95,

another one from Morrisons, ?5. You had a go. I tried to build the

Morrisons flat-pack. I had a hammer! And a drill. As you can see, the

problem was, it came with its own landlord! It looks like it is going

quite well. Until that point! There. Oh, Jasper! Don't get jealous,

Nadiya! How do you do the roof? What is the best way? I think you need a

second pair of hands, which I don't always have around! When you are

constructing, the best way to do it is to have some sort of a can or

anything, just to prop things up with. And then just leave things.

Don't - it is easy to manoeuvre things around. Just leave them.

Patience is the key. Patient? -- patience? A few more gingerbread

houses we have as well. Asda do one, Tesco, or you can go posher and go

John Lewis for ?15. The girls had a go at the posh John Lewis one. Let's

have a look at how that one went. Jasper, any better than yours? They

know what they are doing. And they have been taught by Nadiya. Which is

a help! The finished result is not as good as mine. At least you can

eat it! It is very pretty that one. Really nice. For Nadiya's

gingerbread house recipe head to bbc.co.uk/theoneshow and Nadiya will

be back in the New Year. The children have baked you a surprise

cake. Can you guess which variety it is? Any idea? Go on, a cabbage cake?

No. A carrot cake! It's got some interesting bits in it. Thank you,

girls. Thank you. Very nice of you. Thank you. Apart from gingerbread

houses, what else screams Christmas? The sound of bells? Danny, if you

could read that? Ding dong! The sound of sleigh bells. Christmas

wouldn't be Christmas if we didn't hear those cheery chimes. Even if

bells sum up the sound of Christmas, they rarely are used on their own to

produce a recognised Christmas hell di. -- melody. I want to change that

on the streets of Bristol. For me to get the best shot of hearing it

altogether, I need to be down there in between them. Even though the two

churches are on opposite side of Broad Street, the problem will still

be getting everyone to play at once. And in time. With people ringing in

three different locations, I am going to use a "click track." A

pre-recorded series of beats everyone can stick to. I'll cue them

using a walkie-talkie. Because of the way church bells are rung, the

biggest challenge will be getting them to produce single notes instead

of a continuous peel. We ring following one another and we ring

quite close together. What you want me to do for the piece is this. To

set it first time... To kind of pause it halfway in... Yes, the bell

is set in the up position and resting there. Is that difficult?

Yes, especially in the towers you are asking us to perform the piece

in. Any other challenges? The bells in the two different churches will

not be in tune with each other. They were made at different times. Any

rehearsal would have to be in public giving away the surprise. So the

moment of truth. Joining me are the hand bell-ringers. Stand by, two,

one, Christ Church. All Saints. Three, two, one, go! BELLS PEEL

Well, perhaps not entirely in tune or in time! But performed in the

true spirit of Christmas. They couldn't wait to get stuck in!

With Star Wars bound to be huge, lightsabers might be the top of a

few Christmas lists. These guys have gone one step further. Simeone

Spreafico, welcome. How did this start, how did you devise a combat

sport from lightsabers? We were with friends and we started in the

basement to try to dream what if, if the lightsaber exists, and we

started with martial arts masters, we came from martial arts. Then

pupils came and we started to create a network and rules to fight

together. Lovely. You are the UK ambassador, Jordan. How do you score

then? The way the scoring works is we have divided the body into two

scoring zones. Anything below the elbow or knees are considered a

non-fatal strike. We would declare by raising the limb that was struck.

When we feel that strike, we declare it by saying "oh". Why are the

lightsabers all different colours? You can choose. When you became

Jedi, you decide the colour of your lightsaber. Every pupil has a blue

lightsaber, then you choose your own. If you decide to become

something else, you can choose another colour. How big is it in the

UK and around the world? We have reached around 80 members in the UK

since opening last year. Internationally, we span eight

nations. And it is over 600 people that compete internationally. We had

our first international tournament in Milan in May. 135 competitors

from Italy, England and Belgium. It was a fantastic two-day event. You

have chosen to be a Jedi? I have. Was that easy for you? It was. I

have always been a bit of a goody-two-shoes at heart. Hopefully,

this will catch on a lot further. What about in Milan, is this big

there? Yes. Sorry, I don't understand. Is it a big sport in

Milan? Yeah. In Milan, we have 100 pupils. Wow, that is good. We are

growing. I hope. Thank you. A pleasure to meet you. I leave the

boys with their toys, but that is all for tonight. Thank you, Jasper.

It has been lovely to have you. Absolute pleasure. Thanks to Danny

Dyer. You can catch up with EastEnders after us and watch out

for loads of duff duffs of a Christmas. I will be back on Monday

with Harry Hill and Jools Holland. Have a lovely weekend. Bye.