14/03/2016 The One Show

Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker.

And she's finally back on dry land - it's Alex Jones!

It is lovely to be back, it is nice and warm in here. We set the studio

are the perfect Alex Jones temperature. The first time in ages,

it's not cold in here. What's the first thing you did when you got

home? Gave my husband a hug, and then jumped in the shower. I thought

you would have had a bath. I thought, I have been dreaming of it

for so long, if I get in the bath, I will never get out. It was lovely

just a tidy up. It is lovely to see you back. I think I'm OK, actually.

Back to your day job, now. Yes, indeed.

It was a nailbiting weekend for the fans of Crystal Palace,

Everton, Watford, Manchester United and West Ham United,

the five teams left in this year's FA Cup, and there's more tension

tonight, because we have the semifinal draw right

Yes, and the fate of those five clubs is in the hands

He is a man who will go to the ends of the Earth and beyond to make sure

his food has the edge. It's Heston Blumenthal!

APPLAUSE Good to see you. We are going to be

talking about you preparing space food for Major Tim Peake later on,

but this is a great night for you to be here, it is a dream come true

with the draw going on? It is, a dream come true with a little bit of

something missing. Heston, I know. Let's talk about Arsene Wenger. The

longest serving manager in the Premier League. Is it time for him

to leave? I have always been a massive Arsene fan, always. He has

stuck with his guns, and I just think, I do know. They have played

some incredible, incredible football. So you think keeping the?

Yes. The draw will be happening later on, when the world will be

watching and The One Show will go a little weird. Indeed!

Thanks to the close bonds they form with us, dogs can be trained

to sniff out drugs and explosives, help those who've lost their sight

find their way in the world, and even help identify certain

But sadly, as Dan has witnessed first hand,

there are some people who'll exploit the dog's natural ability

These officers are watching mobile phone footage filmed by criminal

gangs who trained dogs to hunt and fight other animals. The individuals

concerned are taking their dogs and hunting anything that moves. That is

from domestic livestock, personal pets like cats and obviously wild

animals such as badgers, foxes, rabbits. South Wales Police and the

RSPCA are working together to catch and stop badger baiters who set

their dogs on badgers, often in a fight to the death. Horrendous

crimes, unbelievable cruelty. These people need to be stopped.

The badgers are hunted out of their set is in what for them is a fight

to the death. The dogs often sustain appalling injuries from the badgers'

bites. What is motivating the people behind this? Pure sick pleasure.

They like to watch their dogs killing these animals, they like to

video it and share it with each other through social networks.

Today's operation is one of several taking place across England and

Wales involving seven police forces. It is just before dawn, and we are

heading to a farm that has been linked to animal cruelty. Officers

believe several dogs trained to fight badgers, foxes and other dogs

are kept on this isolated farm. A search on covers first aid equipment

used to treat injured dogs, including staple guns to fix flesh

wounds. So basically, evidence of patching up animals here?

Potentially, yes. Officers bag up the items, but there is no trace of

what they really came to find. The man they were looking for has gone,

and he has taken his dogs with him. All swear, the police raiding homes

in residential streets. At this address, the man they want to

question isn't home. But outside, a shed is home to seven dogs, some

carrying suspicious injuries. He has an injury on two legs. The officers

need to take a closer look to see if the injuries could be caught by

fighting. We have a dog here with an injury to the inside of its right

rear leg, it is fairly fresh, quite sore. It is difficult to say what

has caused that, it could have run into something, or equally it could

be from a bite. into something, or equally it could

front top teeth. Good girl. RSPCA inspectors recalled the condition of

the dogs, while inside the house, police officers find phones

containing video footage that is cause for concern. He is being wound

up for something, isn't he? Outside, officers find kit and lights that

could be used for hunting animals at night. Two there, you have a

makeshift first aid kit for dogs, so they don't take the dog to the vet.

Because they would be asked questions

Because they would be asked injured, so they try to treat their

own dogs. Remnants of blood from whatever has been killed dripping in

the fridge. And in another shed, ADI Y butchery. They have bones and

parts of various animals in here. A knife has been used to cut up

whatever has been caught. And then lots of meat, stacks and stacks of

the stuff. A manly thing at the address is later arrested for animal

cruelty offences, and the dogs address is later arrested for animal

at the property are taken away by the RSPCA officers. That is the last

of the dogs being brought out now, and they will be taken away to be

treated. In total, today's operation saw seven people arrested for animal

cruelty offences, and their dogs seized. Meanwhile, joint

investigations between the police and the RSPCA continue.

It is good to know those dogs are in safe hands now. Last week, Major Tim

Peake reached the halfway point of his six-month mission aboard

International Space Station. He has a huge network of support back here

on earth, and Heston, you were on the food, my friend. Yes. And you

always dreams of being an astronaut when you are little? I think every

kid it. I found last week in a box and all doctors use but, I think it

was a birthday present, and it was all about me, you have to put many

stairs in your house and stuff. -- Dr Seuss. I wrote this story, I was

an astronaut, and I designed this spaceship, and it could go anywhere

on the planet, it could even go to Ireland! I don't know where I got

that from. And I remember seeing the moon landing, I was born in 66 and

it happened in 69, it is one of my earliest TV memories. A dream come

true, but you didn't get into space, but your food has done. When you

think of the early space food, Yuri Gagarin, I suppose the question is,

what did you want to do with it, and has it worked? What I find

incredible was all the millions, billions of pounds of investment

into research, space exploration, which has changed our lives, digital

TV, telephone, semi-things. Isaac Newton, when he discovered there was

this thing called gravity, the most powerful force on earth, all the

water in the sea doesn't fly up into the air, we are stuck on the ground,

it is a really big force. So to research without that can teach us

an awful lot about our lives. These astronauts are so highly trained,

they have to go through such a big process, and there is so much

investment and technology and evolution, and the very thing we

need to do to stay alive other than breathing or regulating body

temperature is eating, and yet they are getting food that is just fuel.

Whereas food can be so emotional, so my whole point with this was,

firstly the challenge of what it would look like and taste like up

there, but also if I could show this was the big thing, food, you can't

be more taken away from Earth than being up there, but if that food

could link to him to his family and friends, that could be the beginning

of summary powerful research on the power of the connection between the

emotion it creates. You had a documentary crew filming you, and

here is Tim Peake trying the food for the first time, and you are on

Skype to get his reaction. You might have just created the beginnings of

a new astronaut's outfit, dress for dinner, fantastic. Just have a

little taste of that and see if we have made a small step for a giant

leap. APPLAUSE

What is he eating there? Was that a truffle? The idea was for one of the

meals to create a romantic dinner with his wife, so we had her doing

some recording on an iPad,... So they could eat together? Yes,

photographs of his kids. I went to the woods at Sandhurst with him

where he had done his training, we tested him for his salt and sweet

levels, his chile levels, we wanted to have some special occasion food a

couple of times a week. This was meant to be the poshest meal ever

served in space, and this was his romantic meal served in space with

his mrs. You can't take cans of spray and stuff into space, so we

did this pop-up Hart we are going to re-enact it. Dave, come in. He has

got the meal. I like the way you do the spacewalk! Beautifully

delivered, my friend. The packaging is really great. It was trying to do

something, if you look at the stuff they were eating before, it is

freeze-dried food, sealed in plastic bags, it doesn't look like food. Are

we trying this, then? So everything is tinned? This was the dinner. This

is gourmet beef. How does he heated up? They hated it with steam, about

75 degrees. This is braised beef with truffles. We know all about

freeze-dried food after the boat last week, so let's see if yours is

any better. So he has actually in space? Yes. Oh, that is lovely! He

must be over the moon. All that work to get it there, and one of the

rocket blew up. There weren't any people in it, it was a transport

rocket, but the cost was ?150 million to take up food and

clothing. Did it have your food in it? Yes. I watched it and I was

filmed watching it. It was my schoolboy dream, I never thought I

would be a chef and I never thought I would we sending tins of food up

in a rocket! And it just exploded. It has all been filmed, and you can

see Heston's Dinner in Space next Friday at seven o'clock. I can see a

couple of people over there who would have loved this food last week

on board the boat. I want to say a personal thank you to everyone who

has supported us, it made the whole thing although difficult really

worthwhile. We have had loads of tweets of course, and we have chosen

a few here. Anna says, congratulations to the whole team on

a fantastic achievement, sailors know what you have been through. And

we have Becks Stokes, this is eight 12-month-old baby boy who was

apparently watching in Stokes Bay. Lovely! Obviously, packed memories

for you, the most vivid? Good memories, I think it was how we

managed to pull together as a team, because we didn't know each other.

Angelica and I did, but after a really bad night, there with a

beautiful sunrises, that was a real highlight, and Sir Ben Ainslie came

to visit, which really perked us up on the last day but one. But these

are some of the nice moments that we had.

All of them down there have sent me up here to look for wind, and this

is an actual thing, as it turns out. SINGING.

Land's End, my friend. The westernmost tip of the motherland.

The wind direction has changed dramatically, and now we are racing.

We are sailing through the English Channel at 32 knots, that is

world-record pace. That is incredible.

I think everyone has pulled together, and I think everyone will

go home with a huge sense of accomplishment.

That shot, coming through the Bridge. Yes. That was a huge relief.

And just lovely to think here we are back, almost on terra firma. And

never to think about the lows again, until I ask you about them. I think

for all of us it has to be Wednesday, or early Thursday

morning. We'd been travelling downwind, going

wind and it was like the end of the world was

wind and it was like the end of the crew. You

wind and it was like the end of the was paralysed with fear. The problem

was that at the most dangerous points we couldn't film, that was

the thing. Even though it looked dreadful it was even worse.

Relatively calm compared to some. The camera crew have to belt

themselves up as well. Absolutely. It was proper dangerous. The bits

that they could film, here are the low lights, what you did manage to

capture on camera. We have a complex weather situation, secondary low

pressure which will mean gale force wind. Our challenge is to out run

it. The cruising to be shouting and telling everyone to get up on deck.

That was a real heart in mouth moment. Just a complete nightmare.

In bed you can't sleep because it's like sleeping in the middle of a

hurricane. I just got into my bed, I've been out for four hours and my

hands are absolutely frozen, my feet are absolutely frozen. The rudder is

jammed. At moments I felt terror, frozen and literally been hanging

onto the boat. Unbelievably I always imagine things are worse than they

are going to be, and this is as bad as I imagined it, really tough. Ooh,

I never want to see another wave against point I'm sure. The applause

can start again. We against point I'm sure. The applause

of Dee, who will be giving you all report cards in a moment. Although

the challenge is officially over there is still time to support the

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Dee, you used to having 12, and for a reason, all knowing what they are

doing, doing their own jobs. How difficult was it for you to have

just six professionals and six of these lot? Careful what you call us.

I was immensely proud of what they achieved. The crew we finished with

was so changed from the crew we started with. Definitely had times

when things needed to happen quickly we found ourselves a little

short-handed. But the guys were always there and never missed a

watch and would do what we asked them to. That must have made it more

difficult for you? You have to almost explain what you need to do,

it is often quicker to do it yourself but part of the challenge

was then doing it. So you need to be clear with communication and check

they are doing it safely as well. It is quite a double-edged sword. You

get help but you need to monitor them a lot as well. But I now have

some salty sea dogs in this crew. And you, Dee, were fantastic, and

thanks for your help in keeping us safe. But it was pretty fraught. We

did not know how fraught but when we pulled into Plymouth the plan was to

carry on but we had to stop, how were you feeling at that point,

Suzi? It was our first experience of the bad weather. There was talk of

this force ten storm blowing is in and having to go into Plymouth, that

was tricky in itself. For me the worst part of it was when we went up

wind on Thursday morning at 2am. I had the pleasure of going downwind

for two hours which was my absolute highlight, barrelling down the sea

and 32 knots, superfast, swishing through, water coming over, but

loving it, and not having that bang, bang, bang, because we were on top.

Anyone underneath the experience was different, as you were at the time.

That was the horrific part, when you are literally hanging on. Ore, were

you surprised by the power? I have a huge amount of respect for the sea.

You go out there and suddenly feel so small, don't you? Massively.

Having a huge appreciation for it. I mean, none of us have sailing

experience before this week, so we really did and quite quickly get

used to how powerful mother nature really is. Like you said, there are

12 or 15 of us bobbing around in this little boat with these huge

waves and huge winds, rain coming in. It felt like it was just

casually whipping you on the side of the face with freezing cold water.

It was just colossal what we were going through. Only this weekend

getting back to normal, I don't know how you feel, at getting back to

normal you remember how hellish it was. Because you get into a routine

of being cold and scared. It's when you relive it over the weekend, with

those close to you, you think actually that was pretty horrendous.

But let's get the total, can we? You can keep donating, but of course you

want to find out how much you have raised so far. The total as it

stands, ?1,025,385. There you go. Amazing. Thank you so much. And

Sport Relief isn't just about raising money, it's also about

inspiring people. And Dee, on that note, you'd like to share your

experience? Definitely, I am one of the people who started sailing

relatively late in life, but people start from eight years old, so it is

for any age. And if you guys have whetted the appetite of the nation

for sailing. Quite literally. Some more than others. Do look up your

local sailing club and experience a day on the water. You will feel

empowerment like never before. But probably pick a warm day. Not march.

You will find all the details on the website. One final round of applause

for the Hell On High Water team. There you go. I won't ever ask you

about it again, Ore. I turned round, and there is somebody in their

speeders over there. The fate of the five teams left in this year 's FA

Cup will be settled shortly. It comes down to four balls which will

be drawn here in a moment. We've got Mark Chapman and Jermaine Jenas

standing by and some anxious fans waiting in the corner. I would be

anxious wearing speeders on live TV. Are you nervous, Heston, your big

moment is upon us? It's like this childhood dream. What, wearing

speeders? No, no. That would give nightmares to everybody that watches

this programme. I can never seen this. You've got 30 seconds to

explain what on earth you are doing. I'm raising money for a hospice

after swimming the English Channel. Been going to every game, home and

away, for the whole season, basically. Is it right that you will

be walking from Everton to Wembley? From Goodison Park to Wembley, yes,

after beating Chelsea. That if... OK, OK. It is quite remarkable. Is

Marcus around somewhere as well? You will be cycling to Beijing if

Crystal Palace win the FA Cup? Absolutely correct. Dave is on your

side as well, he's a big Crystal Palace fan. You are hoping for

Watford? I hope so, yeah. Everything is crossed. We will be handing over

to Mark and Jermain as the FA Cup semifinal draw takes over the one

show studio and is broadcast right across the world. First, here is

what happened this weekend. Wembley, then, just 90 minutes away. It's a

penalty. Campbell finishes it off, and its Crystal Palace who will be

going to Wembley. Lukaku! It's a brilliant goal! They've done it

again! Everton on their way. That is fantastic from Payet! A lifeline

through Martial. They will do it again at the Boleyn Ground. 2-0!

Arsenal have time to save their season. Welbeck is wide. Impossibly

wide! Watford are at Wembley, the holders are out!

Hello and welcome to the draw for the semifinals of the Emirates FA

Cup. It's been another cracking weekend of cup football with Crystal

Palace, Everton and Watford all confirmed in the final four of the

competition. Manchester United and West Ham United have a replay to

find out who takes that remaining spot. Just two ties to be drawn and

of course both matches will be played at Wembley. With me to

conduct the draw, one of the world's top chefs and the massive Arsenal

fan. He probably doesn't want to talk about Arsenal just at the

moment. Alongside Heston Blumenthal, Jermaine Jenas, who has played many

times in this famous competition. And he is as good as Heston in the

kitchen, as this... Cake... It's meant to be Wembley. It's blatantly

Wembley. I wouldn't say blatantly, but close to Wembley. Let's get on

with the draw. There are four balls in the bag. Put all four into the

bowl. So, Heston, give them a bit of a stir. You will draw the first side

out, and Jermain will draw the second. Number one. Number one,

first out, Crystal Palace. Last time they were in the semifinals was 21

years ago. So who will be playing Alan Pardew's side? Number three.

Crystal Palace will be playing Alan Pardew's side? Number three.

Watford in the first Emmy final to Alan Pardew's side? Number three.

come out of the bowl -- first semifinal. Palace look happier at

that van Watford on that semifinal. Palace look happier at

that van Watford on that monitor. Heston, the second semifinal. Number

two. Number two, that Everton. Last in the semifinals in 2012. So

finally, Jermain. Number four. And number four is of course Manchester

United or West Ham United, the two teams that need a replay. Everton

against Manchester teams that need a replay. Everton

Ham United, they have just about squeezed into their spot. So there

we have it. Thank you, that was squeezed into their spot. So there

painless. The semifinals of the FA Thank you, Mark. We are trying to

the 23rd and 24th of April. Thank you, Mark. We are trying to

move our cameras around the studio, now. We can talk to Ore, Mr BBC

sport man. Happy with that draw? I think that's pretty good, one of the

best ones we've had. It's good to see that either Crystal Palace or

Watford will get into the final, one of the Premier League minnows with a

definite chance of winning the trophy. But also, should Manchester

United get past West Ham, game against Everton, their last time at

Wembley was against Everton in 2009, chance for some revenge. So yes,

well done, boys. Good job, my friend. Well done. They are going

well done, boys. Good job, my absolutely mad out there.

well done, boys. Good job, my so nervous, it was sweet. What a

night it has been, the draw, so nervous, it was sweet. What a

and everything. That everything we've got time for tonight.

and everything. That everything Dinner In Space at 6pm on Channel 4

next Sunday. Thank you to all the fans outside. Hopefully Heston gave

you the draw you were looking for. Join us tomorrow with the legendary

Michael Crawford. Good night. # All my friends

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