18/11/2015 The One Show

Hello and welcome to your Wednesday One Show with Alex Jones.

Tonight we are joined by these three little boys.

One started life as Santa's little helper but grew up to be one of

The second started life in russia as a budding "tri-cyclist",

he's now one of the UK's richest media moguls.

And the last one clearly fancied a career in the armed forces,

but instead, he's just quickstepped his way out of Strictly.

Please welcome Rob Brydon, owner of the Independent newspaper,

Brilliant photos. And thanks to your families for sending them in. The

one in the tractor is very cute. Soviet tractor. Well, now, Rob, this

is a correction between yourself and Yevgeny. What is that? Well, he

hangs around outside my house. He is always dressed so smartly, I think

you should go somewhere. I said look, I'm doing The One Show. Why

don't you come. We did predict that would be that sort of answer. I am

joking of course. I'm going to be hosting the Evening Standard Theatre

Awards this Sunday, which Yevgeny is responsible for, because The

Standard is his. I have to say that, because he is here. But it is a big

show. We will talk about that later. Tonight it is about show business,

as well as the theatre awards and Strictly Come Dancing, we have a

performance from this lot. Their the cast of the China national

Peking Opera. It looks fantastic. Mesmerising. Now, the Home

Secretary, Theresa May, is pushing for an overhaul of online

surveillance laws in the form of a new legislation called the

Investigatory Powers Bill. It will require internet firms to keep a

record of the web-sites we visit for a year. But is increased

surveillance an invasion of privacy, or a compromise we have to live

with. It is over to Max Hastings and Shami Chakrabarti.

The only edge we have over terrorists is the fact we can

monitor what they're doing on the internet by telephone. And we have

got to use it. If we don't, how else are you going to find these people?

Our ultimate edge over the terrorists is our solidarity. We

need to trust each other and talk and we need human intelligence and

not just the collecti of greater amounts of sensitive data. It is not

likely the neighbours in a Muslim community say I think they're up to

no good. Unless the intelligence services can use electronic

surveillance, I can't see how those who want to to us harm can be

caught. The new Bill proposes hacking powers. If your system has

been hacked you will not know that that is the case. And that system or

device will then be vulnerable to subsequent hacks. Not by the

authorities this time. But by more malign powers. I am womening to

trust our government and the intelligence services that far to

give them access to my internet and telephones, because I can't see how

else they can protect us from harm. The authorities already have

enormous powers to look at our online data. Greater powers in the

UK than anywhere else in the free world. If you're looking for a

needle, don't keep building a bigger and big irhaystack. How else will we

find them, except by what the spooks call bulk data collection? I have

walked in GCHQs basement among five acres of computers which are looking

at our internet. Unless you trawl through a whole community, how on

earth are you going to find these people? If the police want to search

my home or office, they go to a magistrate. This is done all over

the country very quickly every day. What is being proposed is the ekwif

lent of - equivalent of planting cameras in even's bedroom. There is

no reason why those warrants shouldn't be signed off by judges.

It is not a perfect bill, what legislation ever is? But compared

with the risks we face we have got to be prepared to give the benefit

of doubt to the Security Services and give us these powers. This is a

moment to hold our nerve, not to rush through new powers. But to get

them right. We have an opportunity to make them fit for purpose in the

21st Century and to ensure that our privacy is proportionately

protected. Give yenny, your father worked for the K GB in Russia, do

you think there should be more or less surveillance here? That is a

bit too glamorous your description. He was a foreign intelligence

officer in London, but it was in the 80s so, less of the poisonous

umbrella poking and more of newspaper reading and reporting back

home. On a serious note, I think we possibly are facing the biggest

fight of our generations. Because or generation, because Isis is a threat

which needs to be addressed. Especially in light of recent

events, the downing of the Russian plane, the events in Turkey and

Tunisia and Paris. Although I care about civil liberties, I think the

balance is tilting towards having more surveillance, because if the

surveillance can save lives, more surveillance, because if the

innocent lives of just people on the street, who ever they may be,

mothers, daughters, fathers, I think we must be able to allow the

mothers, daughters, fathers, I think surveillance if it saves people. You

agree with this Jeremy? It comes up on my show all the time. A lot of

listeners say, same sentence again and again, if you have got nothing

to hide, you have nothing to fear, but somebody will say, we had a

prosecution of the newspaper industry, because they were hacking

into phones. So people are very worried about

into phones. So people are very web search history tells people who

you are. If it is captured web search history tells people who

you. But events of the last few days web search history tells people who

everyone is now thinking afresh about this. From a broadcaster's

perspective, obviously these attacks, one of the reasons they

were doing it was to try and get some attention. How much

were doing it was to try and get do you think column inches

were doing it was to try and get time should be given to these kind

of acts, if their aim is to put it out there, how much should we cover

it? Well the information war is something they're very good at. I'm

afraid every day in news rooms editors have to take a decision on

how much coverage they would give to a particular act that has been

conducted. So when Steven Sotloff was beheaded, we decided not to put

a photograph of Jihadi John on the front-page, but a younger photograph

of Steven Sotloff. It is something that comes up every day. It is a

judgment that needs to be taken and on one hand we don't to give them

too much air time. But it has to be shown. I think news has its own

energy and it is difficult to decide what happened in Paris wasn't news

worthy, just saying that sounds absurd. So unfortunately they know

that the mechanism is they can claim your front-page by doing a terrible

thing. It is how you present it and how they choose to present it. Some

are undoubtedly more sensationalist, because they knee fear sells and

that is where I have a problem, where I see it presented almost not

as entertainment. But there is an element of it, where it is

sensationalised. That is scary. There was a student at Virginia Tech

in the United States who shoot students dead and he left a message

and some news outlets played the mess I felt queasy about that.

Because the next person knows they're going to get their message

played. If you can't interview the guy I don't think you should play

the message. Thank you for your comments on that. We are going to

move on, because I think... There is only one thing we disagree on. I

know what you mean. I can come into the studio it is freezing. Matt

arrives and he is sweating pints. I have to towel down. The crew is in

shorts half of the time. It is something we cannot agree on. Yes,

it seems the daily argument we call the thermospat extends beyond this

studio. Despite temperatures reaching 22 degrees in November the

first storms have arrived and winter is on the way and in many homes the

heating is on. A survey by you switch suggested there will be

millions of arguments about the thermostat. But could the arguments

be wrecking our domestic bliss. And who is in charge of the thermostat?

We have come to Northampton to find out. Hello there. We are from The

One Show. We are asking people about heating. Do you like a warm house.

Yes. Who would be in charge of that The wife. Who is in control of the

temperature? Me. Yes clam! Who decides? She is a woman obviously.

She is in charge. You pick your battles. Normally me. I wife likes

it up. Who comes out on top. It must be you. I pay the bill. Bill payer.

You have the power. Women are more likely to crank up the thermostat

than men. Men like a cooler agreement. But I like it toasty. Is

there any battle over the thermostat? I prefer it warmer.

Someone would turn it up more. No, if I do that, I tend to that if she

is not in. What she doesn't know doesn't hurt her. Until this goes

out. We are from The One Show. I walk in and think it is hot and then

switch it off. Does that cause arguments. I just get the look. You

turn it up? 25. I have it lower than 18. We spend a lot. I am conscious

of bill. Every degree you go up, you go up in price. Yes, it is all

right, but it is ex-tenest pensive and you can -- expensive and you put

on a jumper. You're a woman after my heart. She likes it warmer than you.

By far. Is there anything you could decrease this seasonal friction by

doing some other energy saving forms of insulation? Have a cuddle! In

your house? Is it you? No, it's Nicola, my wife. You three? I like

it cold. My father sits by the door. While the heating it full blast. No

heating until November. I was totally outvoted on it. My wife and

two daughter three to one against. The heating come on in October.

People wonder on you view. I'm Russian. For you this is barmy. I

keep it cold and then I have a vodka shot! I thought you might have a

blanket. A fur one. The coldest I have been in Moscow and I bought a

cagoule. It was minus 35. Unbelievable. As. Rob you mentioned

you and Yevgeny will present the Evening Standard Theatre Awards. I'm

presenting, he has a light night. He is not doing much. Just shaking

hands. He owns the paper. I don't own any papers. Other than actual

copies. Let's see some of the acts that are hoping to win. I'm Jess.

Jules. I want to be a songwriter. It's not

practical, girls don't write music. White

APPLAUSE This is taking place on Sunday, we

saw clips were many great musicals, like Gypsy, many which have come out

this year, actually. That is because it is the awards for this year. I

know that, but they are very new, that is what I'm saying. That is the

point of the awards, every time I come on the show, there is something

rudimentary I have got to explain her. " As you noticed with the

Oscars, it is always the films which come out in the last 12 months? " --

have you noticed. They could have come out a year earlier and only

risen to prominence this year, OK? Anyway, you are not judging, so,

personal favourites? I saw Imelda Staunton in Gypsy, that great

performance, but I had never seen her in anything where she is not

amazing. It is true. I saw her in Guys And Dolls, she was off the

scale, and Sweeney Todd with Michael Ball, she was amazing. She is very

special. In terms of musicals, I would go with her. Yevgeny, you have

turned these awards into something special, why is Theatre is so

important for you? I grew up with Theatre, first in the Soviet Union

and then moving here. What are your memories? My most vivid memories was

the White guard, which was Stalin's most favourite play, and it was

actually onstage at the National Theatre recently. I remember it very

vividly, I was sick after eating caviar which had gone off, not that

I have had caviar caviar which had gone off, not that

we believe that... Seriously, I grew up watching Theatre, and Theatre is

very popular in Russia, it was popular in the Soviet Union. The

Soviet government realised it was a great propaganda tool, and there

were great propaganda tool, and there

here, London, the West End, great propaganda tool, and there

beyond West End, great propaganda tool, and there

theatre. Quite beautiful, throwing great propaganda tool, and there

flowers, and that appreciation. Russians do tend to show their

appreciation, giving flowers at every before 's and many curtain

calls. Do they actually listen to the content? There are mobile

telephones going off, but they do listen. If there is an important

person, coming, the performance can be held for an hour, waiting for his

arrival. In this country, I think we would only do that if it was Simon

Cowell. LAUGHTER May be. Let's talk about your

Theatre, musicals have been a big part of your life. Yes, when I was

younger. I was at Porthcawl, Trencin, this is where I met Ruth

Jones from Gavin and Stacy, and we were together in Guys And Dolls and

Carousel, West side story, but were together in Guys And Dolls and

never done one. I want to were together in Guys And Dolls and

I'm looking for the right one. We will take you back to

I'm looking for the right one. We and show you why you enjoyed it so

much, what do you remember about this?

much, what do you remember about # But she won't make a sissy out of

# APPLAUSE That is great. In musical terms,

that is called flat, that was from Carousel. And that is me dressed

like a David Essex tribute band. That was at the grand Pavilion. Yes,

on the seafront. This building? Yes, it is. Very pretty. Television

cameras are there, and a boy that we know, called Joe, he is

cameras are there, and a boy that we have you done? Rob, you will

recognise displays, what a grand Pavilion this is and I have been

told it has not changed much since you were here in the early 80s,

strutting your staff, you were on you were here in the early 80s,

this stage in a series of school productions, you have mentioned

Carousel. As a special surprise we have gathered together a few people

to share early memories of you from those days. I'm joined by Gordon

Ebsworth, your headmaster. Gordon, you introduce drop to the drama

department? Yes, I did. An excellent move. Unknown to me at that time,

but just think of the success that has followed him from that moment

on. He had a great voice? Very melodious. Your teacher, still

waxing lyrical. In the studio we have a photo, so have a look at

that, it is black and white, it is a bit grainy, but do you remember

this? Just to jog your memory, I will be Rob Brydon for a moment. I

have got his pout going on, any clues as to the production? That is

Debbie Nelson. Good Lord. LAUGHTER She was Sweet Charity, your leading

lady, what was it like to play against him? A lot of fun, he was

the consummate performer on stage, he based his character on a Woody

Allen and he had the Woody Allen glasses and backstage he carried on

being the backstage performer and he made us laugh all the time, it was a

lot of fun. He was doing impressions at an early date, no surprise.

Debbie is going to sing a line, see if you can answer it. LAUGHTER

You belong to me # I wish I could remember the song!

I know that you love being on stage, but I understand that you were

watching avidly from the wings, and watching avidly from the wings is

Cerys, who was in Carousel. You played Mrs Mullins and you had to be

a bit forward with him? Yes, I had to be romantic with him and put my

hands through his hair and I was very nervous. Every time we did the

scene I used to deflect and say to the teacher, should I stand stage

right? In the end, Roger said, are you ever going to be romantic with

him? And did you? Ask Rob. You were the man at the heart of all this,

you were his drama teacher, and he has spoken of you as being a pivotal

figure in his life. Yes, our friendship has developed over the

years. Very proud of him. You are still doing your job? Yes, it is

nice to think that we might find the next Rob Brydon. Finally, two more

guests, and if you do not recognise them you are in trouble, it is your

mother and father. LAUGHTER And you always know that he was

going to be a performer? Yes, from a very young age, at home, in church,

always very happy to entertain, but did not know what he would go on to.

He was a show off? He was indeed, I will not deny it. He says he gets

more like you as he gets older? Yes, I think so, he's very lucky,

actually. That is how his career is blossoming, he is copying me. There

is a hint for the family humour. Take a position on the stage, you

have all supported him in his early life, and a quick shout to Bridgend

youth Theatre. I know you are a big supporter of that. As Sweet Charity

sang, if only my friends could see you now, and the truth is, you will

level. -- the truth is, you will never, in. -- you will never walk

alone. You are lost for words? Cena yes, thank you, that's a lovely

thing do. It is great to see your face. For anybody who is thinking

about popping out to buy some sweets for a loved one, do not let this

film put you off. We are just saying that you might need to put in more

effort. For nearly 40 years, the most famous advertising character in

British TV history delivered chocolates to a mysterious lady.

Over the years he drove a sports car over a collapsing bridge and avoided

avalanches, or because the lady loves a box of chocolates. One of

the best remembered stunts involved the silent hero diving from a cliff

into shark infested waters, to deliver the chocolates to the

mysterious lady's yacht. Our stuntman is going to attempt to

recreate the legendary dive. But what is it about these adverts that

made them so popular? Kate from Saatchi Saatchi is the daughter of

copywriter Bob, the man who wrote that famous tag line, all because

the lady loves... It captured a time, and they became and I'm not

sure it happens so much now, but it became an event, because they did

very brave stance and impressive action and they almost had to better

themselves every time they did it, and it became something people look

forward to. Why does it work? He is obviously romantic, a fantasy escape

character, quite tongue in cheek, knowing my father, it was not

conceived as a serious play, and it is very elegantly delivered, the

idea, or because the lady loves Milk Tray, and they always knew that he

was going to embark on a ridiculous journey because the soundtrack

kicked off. That was the success, they were very smooth characters,

that always managed to go to extraordinary lengths and achieve

the seemingly impossible. There have been seven Milk Tray men, and Alan

Myers would play the character more than most, but it was someone else

who made the death-defying dive, his name was out of joint, the legendary

British stuntman who worked on numerous blockbuster films. His son

is at the YMCA where his dad trained. I remember dad saying he

got to the edge of the cliff and he looked down. There is a yacht in the

Bay. He only went halfway up the cliff, this cliff was 160 feet high,

and I thought, this is very dangerous, but I know what I'm

doing, he said, and so he dive. The first time it was 85

degrees to deflect dive. The first time it was 85

he did the dive again, and I don't dive. The first time it was 85

know why, but he went in at 90 dive. The first time it was 85

degrees and the impact of dive. The first time it was 85

on his head crumbled his spine like an accordion and he was paralysed,

knocked unconscious, and he was rushed out of

Remember, our stunt men know what they're doing to stay way from any

cliffs. Now welcome Strictly's partner to the music that Jeremy has

been trying to forget since Sunday. It is Karen Clifton. Come on in,

take a seat. I missed you so much. Hello lovely. I had, you will

appreciate this, I got this Bluetooth boom box that can compare

with two phones, I saw it today and it was paired with Karen's phone. I

thought it is sad. We were devastated when you left. But there

has been a little bit of upset on social media hasn't there? Yes we

have had videos of kids crying. They haven't been able to go to sleep,

because Jeremy is out of competition. It

because Jeremy is out of harm-warming. One kid bought a

balloon and when they called us out, harm-warming. One kid bought a

he dropped his balloon. Is there anything you would like to say

he dropped his balloon. Is there the children. Somebody said her

child who was four asked to go to bed, because then at least Jeremy

won't stop dancing in my dreams. That sounds more like a nightmare to

me. But very young kids, we are in great shape and we will be friend

for life. I got eight weeks in. I thought I would be out in the first

week. This brilliant dancer kept me in. I believe it was all you Karen.

So I always think... I don't think anyone doubts that. So I don't think

the pros get the credit. She said, I have got to stop the dad dancing.

She said that the dad dancing, we are the same age, Rob, born in 65,

dad dancing is where you move everything. The dancing I'm going to

teach you is where you only move one thing. That is all I can remember of

the whole experience. What I learned instead of nodding down wards to

music. Nod up and you look like you're more in the beat. I had a

thing, I was shopping, and I should mention this, Karen, this person

came to me, a lady in a supermarket, and said, stop it... I'm nodding.

She just said, nice to see you on strict list I thought your

co-ordination was better by the end. I then knocked my glasses off. So it

not that good. I think you got better and you were underscored at

some points. The judges were a bit mean. Sometimes. They described you

as a spider. Dancing spider. The dancing is OK. The best one was a

stork being electrocuted. And Craig paused and said, you know the

problem really began when you started to dance. I thought... Well

I don't know what to take out of that. For me at the end of that

table having done the dance and they were opening up on you, I was loving

it and I was laughing all the way through. I didn't mind. That was

great. Does that mean that, are you content with what you have done?

Dancing, or is this a spring board... Oh yes, this is where it

begins. Even was done specifically for you. I mean specifically.

Including the horse. We have the horse. You were fabulous. These are

your best bits. Come on. OK. You're back. I'm back. Because I want to

# Together we will go our way! # thriller, thriller # # Putting on my

top hat, tying on white tie... # Splish, splash, I was taking a

bath... # Here is the shoe that I'm going to auction for charity. This

is your actual shoe. The reason it is interesting, because there is a

hole in the side and the costume department said, Jeremy, how have

you done that. I said it us the move that Karen clocked the clock, from

Grease, where you walk and lie on the floor and walk around in the

circle so I wore a hole in my shoe. That was worth it. . You don't have

any regrets about the clock. No, it was great. You did me proud. Karen

you have got to keep dancing, you will be at Blackpool? Yes. We will

be doing all of our pro routines. I'm going to miss this guy. I'm

taking a friend up to Blackpool, I promised I would take this friend

even if I was out. No further back story required. An old university

friend. Sorry, I misunderstood. You know we are on air? I will be

cheering you on from the side looivens. Lines. Still to come a

special edition of Rob's comedy show, Would Yevgeny Lie To You? He

has been waiting for five minutes. Our next film is about love,

suffering and relationships, all set against the backdrop of sibling

rivalry. This is riverside in wary,shire. -- Warwick shire. The

River Trent is given to flooding and tidal bores, they push high waves up

stream a phenomenon the locals all the agar. In 1859 this river

inspired one of most celebrated books in English literature, The

Mill on the Floss by George Elliot. The novel tells the story of Maggie

and her brother Tom, who grow up on the river Floss. The banks seemed

like home. Maggie gathered the reeds, they wandered with a sense of

travel to see the rushing spring tide come up like a hungry monster.

Tom thought people were at a disadvantage, who lived on any other

spot of the globe. The author based Tom and Maggie on her own childhood

in Warwickshire. Vivienne Wood has studied the author's links to the

area. She lived with her mother and father and sister and her beloved

brother Isaac. She adored her brother. That is the key to

understanding George Elliot. Family life is at the heart of the Mill on

the floss, the author and her brother would fishes in a pond at

the bottom of the garden. They were on their way to the round pool that,

wonderful pool which the floods had made along wile ago. No one knew who

deep it was and it was mysterious too, but it should be almost a

perfect round. Why did she choose a male name? In many ways it was to

avoid the judgment of society. It was very difficult for women then to

publish. George Elliot did reveal she was a woman after the success of

her first novel Adam Bead, but some reviewers were not amoozed. --

amused One said it was the vile outpourings of a lewd woman's mind.

Her creation Maggie also has a strong independent streak and

develops a relationship with the son of her father's enemy. Against the

wishes of her brother, she meets him in secret at Red Deeps, a wood based

on this wood. She held this place in deep awe. Visions of robbers and

fierce animal bes haunting every hollow. Maggie's meetings cause a

rift with her brother, Tom. Which only worsens after the St Ogg's

bizarre which is set here. This English scholar is an short on her

books. Her she receives the attention not only of Philip but her

cuss sin. She allows Steve on the take her on an ill advised boat trip

and they go too far and spend the night away and when they come back

she is regarded as a fallen woman. Her brother disowns her and she is

disgraced in the eyes of society. This rift between Maggie and Tom is

echoed in the real life story. In 1854 she moved in with a writer who

was still particularied to his previous -- married to his previous

partner. He cut off contact with her and told the family not to have

contact with her either. Elliot's The Mill on the Floss was published

in 1860 to instant success. After the end of novel Maggie rose to the

mill to save her brother from a flood. The two have a fleeting

reconciliation before the water overwhelms them. But there would be

no such reunion for George Elliot. She would never see her brother

again. Fantastic. Thank you Cerys. She would never see her brother

Now, as we She would never see her brother

presenting the Evening Standard Theatre Awards with Yevgeny.

presenting the Evening Standard are going to play Would Yevgeny Lie

To You. So how will it work. Yevgeny will read three sometimes statement

and they have to spot the lie. Karen you get the final say. Are we set?

When you're ready read out your statements. I will try and keep my

face straight. Sir Elton John once shaved off my beard and my eyebrows

for charity and vowed to go further the next year. I own a wolf called

Boris. OK. Statement three, I am going to be pressing the launch

button for major Tim Peake's trip to the space station. Who was the

third. Tim Peake the astronaut. That one had me going. The wolf thing is

no way to refer to our mayor is the first thing I would say. He has a

difficult job. But it is not easy. You know how shy he is. The wolf, I

think the wolf... I was thinking the facial hair. I can't picture him

without facial hair. I don't think I have ever seen him without the

beard. Can we ask questions. Where is your wolf kept? In an enclosure

behind a fence. He is hesitating there. That is made up. Where is the

fence? It is up on the hill. We can see where this is going. Where is

the hill? It's part of a mountain. What is the name of the mountain? It

is called... Mount TeTso. Which is the lie? The Elton thing... I can

kind of... The wolf thing. The wolf fell apart. The rocket pressing the

launch I can believe that. But I don't think you would allow your

eyebrows. Let's ask the captain. What do you think. I think the wolf

was destroyed. One is true. What about the the wolf? Let's go with

the eyebrows. I think the space rocket with the wolf. The wolf. No

I'm afraid it is not. You don't even know where it is. The lie was? I was

pressing the launch button. We did shave awe off your beard and

eyebrows. Yes. Do you walk your wolf? I do sometimes. The neighbours

are not too scared. Very good. Thank you. Now we say thank you to Yevgeny

for joining us. Now, you're free to go and walk your wolf. Now then.

Wasn't it a good game? So many questions. Now adverts. Rob you done

a few adverts. One or two. There was one at the start of your career that

you thought would help you hit the big time, but it didn't. No. This

was... Let's have a look at it. That is my dear friend, we were

penniless young actors, and we got this job, and we went for this

advert at Pinewood Studios, the same studio that we now do our

programming, and Steve took out a bank loan and the strength of that

advert and how much money was going to make him when it ran, and they

never went to air. Yeah. It was for a chocolate bar? Can I say the name?

You have said it once already. It is orange and crispy. It had toffee in

it. LAUGHTER Gyles Brandreth is looking at a

classier piece of advertising history tonight. We can see how he's

getting on, recreating a famous Todd performed just for a box of

chocolates. -- famous stunt. In the early 70s, Cadburys made one of

their most memorable TV adverts and sought stuntman Alf joined dive 163

feet into the sea below. He made quite a splash. With the Alf Joint

Syriza -- seriously injuring himself commit his friend was waiting in the

boat below. It was headfirst, which was very dangerous, and water is

like hitting this table, if you get it wrong. He risked his life for a

box of chocolates? Yeah, virtually. The director of the company said if

we don't have the shot, can you do it? I said, yes. I was waiting for

him to come back, at 1030, the first assistant said we have got the shot,

it's OK. How do you rate Alf Joint as a stuntman? He was a great, he

has a lot of courage and guts, and he was also very well trained, you

knew what he was doing, and I would say he is one of the greats, really.

On the 25th of July 2005 Alf Joint died at the age of 77, and today The

One Show would like to honour his most famous stunt. Our stuntman Theo

Molton needs a minimum of five metres water depth to make the dive

safely from the 43 foot cliff face. He and Jamie must find an entry

point. While up above, to give Theo every chance of clearing the rocks

below, we have brought a team of professional stunt riggers to

construct an aluminium platform. There is mention of their being a 3

metre distance out from the cliff which I had to clear, because it is

very shallow. Going up to the top initially, it was quite

intimidating, you cannot see under the water. If you overcook it by a

couple of degrees, you will slap on your shins and if you go under that

you will smack your front. Our safety team are in place, in and out

of the water, ready to respond should he harm himself. And with

this in mind, Theo has decided to make a feet first entry before

attempting the dive. Entering the water feet first pales

in comparison to the physical demands on your upper body during a

dive. Theo is ready, but something is not quite right. I think the lady

might be disappointed with Theo delivering the chocolates, surely it

is all the girls the ladies love is Gyles Brandreth...

APPLAUSE Well done. Well, Gyles Brandreth is

here this evening. Here he comes. Wow. All right. That was quite

something. Still wet, as well. And all because the lady loves... Look

at this. Thank you. Low and sugar, but high and water. -- on sugar.

Remarkable, and there is a new milk Tray man. Yes, he is back, because

Mr Alger cells, and you thought it was sex and violence which sold, you

base your careers on that. -- nostalgia sells. All research tells

us that is what people go for, especially in difficult times,

people like the security of knowing relationships, this happened after

9/11 and the financial crisis, and it might be happening now. People

like what they know, they want to walk back to happiness, hence

adverts like Milk Tray. Adverts when people are walking up cobbled

streets, even the world of politics, maybe the arrival of Jeremy Corbyn,

because we are looking statically to the era of old-fashioned socialism.

-- looking nostalgically. I saw the new James Bond film and it was like

going back in time. I'm actually younger than Sean Connery, and

taller... And more handsome. Anyway, the cat is back, driving his old

Aston Martin, that is going on as it used to be, and they are great

films, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, with the original cast. There they

are again. Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher. Star Wars is

coming back? You never thought it had coming back -- it was coming

back? I had never heard of it. You were a Star Wars groupie? Yes, we

wrote a stage version, which we did in Swansea and I played Luke

Skywalker because I was in charge. We had a tinfoil door for the storm

troopers to burst through and we had Poyet light sabres, it was good for

its time. -- we had toy. I would like to say we have the cast back

together for that, but we haven't. I wouldn't be surprised if you had.

Suddenly I was ten again, it was amazing, the power of that advert,

when was it last on? In the 80s, it began in the late 60s, but it is

evocative, it is an era where we felt safe and secure, or because the

lady loves... Thank you so much. Delivered beautifully. I got work to

do, ladies all over London, I'm double booked. On a serious note,

have a safe trip home. Thank you. Unbelievable. How does he do it? One

of the things many of you are keen to know because you love it is when

this year's festive virtual choirs coming back, and we have some good

news. We can finally answer that question. Carrie Grant has the

details. Last Christmas we made something a bit special, a virtual

choirs of One Show viewers, hundreds of you took part by filming

yourselves in the comfort of your own homes, and then we combined your

videos to create a stunning virtual carol concert, that united the UK in

song. I absolutely loved it, this was your choir, performing to an

audience of millions, and I loved the way you got dressed up in your

festive costumes and hats, and so it is time to do it all over again. But

this time, it is vintage pop. It was all sharp suits and when it's

released sleigh sleigh ride in 1960 through, and we are giving their

classic a 21st-century makeover. Our musicians have been creating vintage

shouts for you to sing too. It is all being taken very seriously and

the all being taken very seriously and

for your videos, to help you sing it we have drafted in five guide

vocalists. Next challenge is, there are a few different king Alleyne. --

King and Ling. You can throw that in with any consonant, right? I love

the delivery. You sound like you are from the 60s, it has that lovely...

LAUGHTER Everything is ready for our

Christmas extravaganza, and all we need now is you. Go to The One Show

website and follow the link to our virtual choir page. This is one of

our vocalists to show you how to do your performance. It is very easy,

I've gone onto my laptop which I have propped up on this book, so I

can watch. I have my earphones here, which I will plug into my laptop so

only I can hear the track, which is really important, by phone to fill

myself, but you can use any smart the vice or tablet, as long as you

film it horizontally like a television screen. Smart device.

Play the guide track. # Just hear the sleigh bells

ringing... # It is a lovely time to have a

sleigh ride together with you # We would like you to go to town

with your videos. We have a choreography, as well, you can just

make up your own moves, as well, anything goes. When you are

finished, upload your video, anyone can take part, so get singing. Join

the Virtual vintage quiet which is uniting the UK in song this

Christmas where ever you are -- choir. That sounds lovely. All the

details on the website, you have until midnight to apply. Thank you

to all of our guests, what not has been. Now we can enjoy the China

National Peking Opera company as they perform the Warrior Women of

Yang. You can see them in London at Sadler 's Wells from Sunday until

Thursday. Goodbye.