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Now it is time for The One Show with our guest presenter. Is there any

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point pointing out there is no motorbike here? None. In fact it

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would be... Don't do it, please. Hello and welcome to The One Show

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with Richard Osman. Added it a pleasure for me to co-host with

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somebody Alex, Alex Jones. It is lovely to be back. Do you like Jamie

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Lawson? The chart-topping troubadour and number one hit to make a Jamie

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Lawson? I certainly do. Good job because he is performing his hit

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from that number one album. Lucky I did not say no! If I was going to

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set a Pointless category for our next guest, it would be this:

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Another clue, maybe? One Mowgli. He is sitting next to you. Oh, Chris

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Addison! Lovely to see you. Nice to be here. We like the moustache. I

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missed a little bit when I was shaving. Actor, producer, director,

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everything, and also a photographer, looking for faces everywhere. There

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is one right there! That is a real faith and cheating. Just talk us

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through these. Can I say that these have been taken over a period of

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maybe three years? So a big deal! I am sticking with it. That is a pipe

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backstage at the Royal Opera House in London that looks a bit drunk!

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You cannot argue with that. That is, I believe, a machine for dispensing

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prophylactics! It looks like it has been up all night, dispensing

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prophylactics! We really like the sink moose. An endangered species,

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Chris. It attacks Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant. Brilliant! If you

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have taken a picture of an inanimate object that resembles a face, or

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anything else! Please send them in and we will show them later.

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Exciting times this weekend for Friends of the Earth macro. The

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Coxless Crew rowing across the Pacific and are due to land in

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Australia in a few hours, making them the first to complete the

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journey. Genuinely brilliant achievement. I don't know how they

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managed it. Rowing, I think! Don't want to be technical. They might not

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make the return journey quite like this man. Look at this. This is the

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extraordinary story of one man who wanted to get home so badly that he

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attempted to post himself from one side of the world to the other in a

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wooden crate like this one. The year was 1965, the place was Australia.

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20-year-old Brian Robson from Cardiff was one of a wave of 1.5

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million British people who emigrated in search of a better life. We have

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brought Brian to his childhood home to hear his incredible story and

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find out why he yearned to come back here. As a single guy, it was very

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difficult to make friends. Pubs closed at 6pm, there was nowhere to

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meet anybody. Did you not think of buying a ticket? It was impossible.

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50 years ago, the price of flying from Australia to the UK was ?300

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and the average salary was ?40 a month. One-day Brian spotted a

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slogan on the side of a removal truck. It said we can move you

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anywhere and I thought they could move me. Ridiculously, that is where

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the great game into it. Brian got the biggest break the airline would

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handle and got export documents to send it to the UK. This is an exact

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replica of your box. Less than one cubic metre. The inside. That's

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suddenly looks small. You cannot even sit up straight. No. Your knees

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have got to come up here like this. I spent 70% of the time sitting like

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this. Brian brought two bottles, one for drinking water and one for

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urinating, and a packet of biscuits. Sealed in his box without official

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dispensation, he landed an hour later, not delivered to London but

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Sydney. They immediately turned the box upside down and left it, so I

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was standing on my head. I had headaches. 22 hours later, much to

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my relief, the crate was rolled onto the right way up. The freight planes

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were not pressurised, but luckily for Brian there was enough oxygen to

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keep him alive. More worrying was the realisation that the air freight

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did not fly straight to its destination, but shuffled from one

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airport to another over many days. Every joint was swollen, the pain

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was excruciating. My worst thought was they would have a problem with

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the aircraft and just throw the crate out with me in it. How would

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you describe your mental state? At the time, nothing seemed real. I was

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talking to myself and other people that did not exist. To be honest, I

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thought I would die. Yes. I was quite

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thought I would die. Yes. I was breath. Brian endured the torment

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for four days and 8000 miles until finally his crate was unloaded. I

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had a torch and I wanted to know the time. I turned the torch and dropped

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it and the beam of light was shining out through the slats in the crate.

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There were two guys walking along and one of them saw the light. I

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said, my goodness, I am not in the UK, because they were speaking in an

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American accent. You can imagine their shock and mine. We were

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looking into each other's eyes. When he emerged from the crate, Brian was

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in Los Angeles and at the centre of a media storm. Did you have a chair

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in the box? No, just 39 inches by 29 by 33, I believe. Brian made it back

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to the UK on a first-class flight courtesy of Pan Am. What went

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through your mind while you were in the crate? Thinking of home and

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hoping I would get here mainly. Today Brian's story is set to amaze

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people all over again. He has written a screenplay that will be

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made into a feature film. Four days in a crate changed Brian's life for

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ever. Isn't that incredible! When you are six feet seven, that is like

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every flight you ever take! Well, we have unpacked Carrie Grant and she

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is ready to go. You have done some maths. Brian Robson boxed himself up

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and posted himself so we have calculated what it costs to send you

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from Melbourne back to the studio. Tempting! We valued Chris at ?1

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million. And freight flight would be ?7,554. Almost worth it! Richard, we

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valued you at ?18.50. Fair enough! If I had a moustache I would be

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worth more. But it would only cost ?897. To sit in a crate? Yes,

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please. In each of those cases it is cheaper to get a flight. But a

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better story if you post yourself. Traumatic beyond words, but a

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feature film. Mainly close-up? Brian is not the only human who has posted

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himself. In 1815, Henry Box Brown, born into slavery in Virginia. His

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family, wife and children are taken to another plantation and he is

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heartbroken. The only way out he can see is to escape to Philadelphia,

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free State, where he will be a free man, so he boxes himself up, he goes

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on a wagon, Steamboat, rail. This is a terrible journey. He arrives at

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the Anti-slavery Society's head office. They open the box and he

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says, how do you do, gentlemen? Imagine if they had not been there

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and he had been left with a neighbour! I am having this!

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Speaking of people putting themselves in boxes, we have a

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little game. Brian Robson spent four days in a box this big. Chris, can

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you see anyone in our audience who would be good at fitting into a box

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that be? There are some smaller people. While you are looking, I

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don't mean this box. Someone in our audience would fit into this box!

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And because it is television, you know we are going to make them do it

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as well. Is it the lady in the Hunter wellingtons? It is not. One

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more guess? Are you standing on a step or are you really that tall?

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Right at the back. The tallest guy apart from me in the whole room? Why

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not? Quite. Can we please welcome Delia? It was the one in the

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contortionist outfit! This spangly outfit was the giveaway. Do not try

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this at home. Delia is a professional from the contortionist

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school, very difficult to get into. Do not try this at home. Oh, no!

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There she goes! Delia! How about that?

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We are now going to leave her there for half an hour and watch a film!

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Have you got the key? No! That was brilliant, wasn't it? Thank you so

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much, Delia. Somebody let her out! She is fine, just fine. She has got

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to get to Melbourne cheaply. Now, we wanted to show you this patchy. It

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might look small but it could be a British breakthrough in solving one

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of the most pressing problems for medical science. This is Oakley. He

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suffered burns to his body when he was scolded by a cup of coffee. When

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he got a fever, doctors couldn't tell if it was an infection of the

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wound or something else. There is no way of telling without taking off

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the dressing which in itself is painful and can lead to lifelong

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scarring. What do they do? Administer antibiotics. The possible

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overuse of antibiotics this way can lead to antibiotic resistance, one

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of the biggest problems facing the world today. What if doctors had a

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better way of knowing if antibiotics were needed in the first place? We

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need a wound dressing that can be applied directly to burns patients

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and can give early warning if the wound is infected or not. This would

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be an uninfected wound. When it becomes infected, you can see here

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the simulated infection becomes bright, fluorescent green. Bacteria

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within the wound might reach identity, and then they secrete

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small toxins which damage your skin, but also they burst open tiny

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capsules inside the dressing releasing the diet, which is what

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you can see. Classically, a patient would come into the doctor's, maybe

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with a burn, and the doctor would reasonably prescribe antibiotics.

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The problem is most of those patients might not have an infection

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which would mean unnecessary antibiotics. As an exports man I am

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no stranger to injuries and wounds. I am going to meet a doctor from a

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children's hospital to find out how this is put into practice. With this

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be good for you as a doctor? Fantastic. I can look at the

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dressing, see if it is turning green, and say I am worried they

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have an infection. But if it is not turning green, we don't need to give

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a painful dressing change or intravenous antibiotics. I'm

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confident this is the way forward. Developing new antibiotics is hugely

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costly and we need to save antibiotics were when they are

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really needed and not overuse them and not over treat children with

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temperatures because they have got a sore throat. We need to treat the

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children with serious burn wound infections, targeting that

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treatment, using this new dressing. It is so clear from everybody I have

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chatted to today that this patch is needed and needed now, which in

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itself is a shame, because in reality it is a few years away yet.

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At least it's on its way. Chris, we spoke about your moustache earlier,

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it's all for a good reason. You are about to perform at the Royal Opera

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House in L'Etoile. Oui. You have no experience of opera or Theatre, how

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did this happen? I wrote a piece in the paper last year that was

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basically about loving opera. Roughly that time the upper house

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were looking for somebody... They have two part in this particular

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opera that are non-singing, they wanted a French and British comic

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actor and because I'd written that piece, clearly, I would do it for

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less money than others. And here I am talking to you. Non-singing part.

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Yeah. We were talking about doing lip-synched opera. It's a good

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concept, we might do some in a bid to won. It would be car crash

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television. Is it different to television, doing something with a

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big stage? This beautiful auditorium, and a world I don't

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know. You know when you walk into a world and everybody else understands

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what's going on? And you don't understand. You look like you are

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properly in an opera. That is when I had a beard instead of this

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ridiculous moustache. That is me and my French compatriot waiting for me

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at the door during the overture of this thing. We are through the whole

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opera bickering French and English couple, who get drawn into the

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opera. Operas have complicated plots, does this? This is more

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compensated than any plot I have ever... Give us an idea. The mad

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King Ouf is wandering around his city looking for somebody to impale

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as a birthday treat. He can't find anybody. Meanwhile there is a bunch

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of people travelling from another land, one is Ambassador porcupine

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hedgehog, that is how it translates, he's bringing a princess to marry

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him, but he's disguised as his wife. His wife is with him, in disguise as

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his secretary's wife. The love interest comes in, the poor peddler

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boy, who sees the princess but thinks she's married and is

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therefore really upset and slaps the King. He's about to be impaled when

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astrologer turns up. Good old astrologer. From there it gets quite

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complicated. Lots of spoiler alert. Opera has been a long love of yours?

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I got into it in my late 20s. I heard a tune I really liked, that I

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heard a lot in my life, from Mozart opera The Magic Flute. I thought,

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what would happen if I listened to the rest. Turns out it's all great

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tunes, I loved it. It was my entry-level drug into the world of

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opera. It turns out, the thing about opera is, most people really like

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it. The three tenors were huge. They were big four years. Because people

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really like that stuff they sold loads of albums. Going to the opera

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is seeing those tunes live. That Ravi to is always on at the opera

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house, I guarantee you will spend the first 20 minutes going, I know

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this one, I know that one. What is a good starting point if somebody is

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thinking about it? Le Traviata? I tell you why L'Etoile is a good one!

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The tunes are amazing, music is beautiful, catchy, funny, light. It

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is Barney, the production is a big pantomime as far as I can make out.

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The clincher is, it's short and you get a lot of time in the pub after.

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Perfect introduction. You can see Chris, a non-singing part, in

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L'Etoile through February at the Royal Opera House. Oui. A

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trailblazing British couple made history and headlines by being the

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first gay couple to legally father children. The children are old

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enough to tell their story, so Wendy paid the family visit. I'm Harry,

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this is Tony. This is Aspen and Saffron our 16-year-old twins and

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our son Orlando who is 12. This is Dallas and Jasper, our five-year-old

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twins. You have quite a big family, are we stopping there? I'd really

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like another daughter. I am way too old for that now. I'd always wanted

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to have a family but never thought it would be possible. It's never an

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easy ride, it's been really, really hard, but it's been the best thing

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ever. In 1999 when Aspen and Saffron were born, the family made headline

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news. Two British men have made legal history by becoming joint

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parents of twins born to a surrogate mother in California. Having

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penetrated their 16th birthday the twins are at an age where they can

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affect on their upbringing with the parents they called dad and daddy.

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How does your dad relationship tween the two of them, compared to your

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friends parents... Lots of my friends parents are divorced,

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whereas my dads have been together 28 years. They love each other. In

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what ways do you think dad and daddy are doing a good job? Don't think

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they could do any better, managed to bring up five children. A lot of

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people thought they wouldn't be able to do it and they've proved everyone

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wrong. They give us what we need every time we needed. What do you

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need? Water and food. Very smart, very good choice. 40 years,

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Professor Susan at the University of Cambridge has studied the impact of

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being raised in a nontraditional family. It's often assumed children

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in gay father families will have problems. We found gay men are just

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as capable at being loving, nurturing parents. What does differ

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is the way they are treated by people outside the family. Have you

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ever had negative comments about your family set up at school? My dad

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got comments from other parents and stuff like that. They weren't really

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liked by other parents. Why did people react like that? I'm not

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sure, I think it's just because they are gay and different and people

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didn't really like different. Do you think you are missing out not having

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a mum? I don't know, I've not had a mum to compare.

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I have the same relationship with my daddy coming he likes shopping, I

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like shopping, he likes getting his hair done, I like getting my hair

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done, he liked everything I like. It's often thought children with gay

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parents will themselves grow up to be gay, what we know so far is that

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sexual orientation of parents has very little bearing on sexual

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orientation of their children. What do you say to people concerned if

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you are brought up by two gay dads you are more likely to be gay. It's

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not true, being brought up by gay dad doesn't make you gay or

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straight, you are what you are. Both my parents were brought up by

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straight parents and they are not straight. If people said you will

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turn out like your dad is, what will you say? I'd say something like,

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what? Happy, successful, rich? Something like that. In the Druitt

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Barlow family some of the children are genetically related to one dad,

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some to the other dad. This is such a new phenomenon that there hasn't

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yet been any research about it. Dallas, who are you most like, dad

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or daddy? Dad. What about the rest of you? Daddy. I think I am more

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like dad. I don't know who I look like. Do you know which one of you

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is genetically related to which one? They would tell us if we wanted to

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but I don't think any of us want to know that, I just want to know I

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have two loving dad to love me the same. What matters most for children

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is the quality of relationship with their parents. It makes much more of

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a difference than how the family is organised.

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Did you consider yourselves a nontraditional family? We are quite

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normal these days, there are single mothers, single fathers, two men,

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two women the thing together. I don't know what traditional family

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is supposed to mean. Traditional family is supposed to mean love,

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teaching your kids respect, values, a family unit shouldn't be defined

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by the gender of the parents, it should be defined by the quality of

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life and the love within that family unit. It's so true, isn't it? Isn't

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it just, lovely film. Belated happy birthday to Aspen and Saffron. We

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asked you to send in your faces in inanimate objects. Delia was keen to

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join in. That is hers. From Michael, it says, surprised your handle. She

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hasn't been in there the whole time! This is from Linda, this is her

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frock. This is from Dan Brown, the back of a seat in Blackpool. A

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little face. Thank you very much to Chris and good luck with L'Etoile.

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And thank you for being marvellous again, Richard, come back shortly.

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Matt will be back on Monday when Matthew Perry, Chandler from

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friends, will be here. To play as outcome and artist regularly

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produced as the first act Ed Sheeran signed to his label. We won't

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introduce him like that. Here is Jamie Lawson with I Wasn't Expecting

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That. # I wasn't expecting that

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But my heart it went wild # Your hand slipped

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into mine # You spent the night in my bed

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You woke up and you said # I thought love wasn't meant

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to last # I thought you were

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just passing through # I wasn't expecting

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that # It was almost misheard

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I wasn't expecting that # I wasn't expecting that

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A month turned into a year # How a life can be changed

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In the flicker of the sweetest smile # We were married in spring You know

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I wouldn't change a thing # Without that innocent kiss

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What a life I'd have missed # If you'd not took a chance

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On a little romance # When I wasn't expecting that

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Time doesn't take long # Three kids up and gone

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I wasn't expecting that # I wasn't expecting that

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"It's come back again" # You took my heart

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