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Hello and welcome to the one show with Matt Baker and Angela Scanlon.

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Tonight we are running 15 minutes late due to the extended news

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coverage of today's events in Westminster. Shortly we looking

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forward to chatting to our two guests, James Blunt and comedian Joe

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Lycett. We shall be with you very shortly but first you don't need to

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be a maths teacher to know that the skills are struggling to make the

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sums add up when it comes to funding -- schools. As the government

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prepares a new funding formula ministers have detailed some of the

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cost-cutting measures they have been considering. They include shortening

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the school day, selling school land and asking parents for donations and

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those parents are not happy. The anger felt by parents, teachers

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and children towards the Government's plans to change the way

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schools are to be funded in England has spilled out into the streets of

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East Cheshire. In this country our children deserve the chance of a

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good well rounded education. Schools here are facing cuts that

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would leave them amongst the lowest funded in the country. What do we

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want? More than 1000 people turned up today, what of very angry and

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passionate parents. When do we want it? Now! Basically

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we are killing our country. Give every right to the education --

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child the right to the education they deserve. Parents in this area

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have the right to be angry. One of the big issues is some schools are

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increasingly turning to parents for more and more contributions. There

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is a lot of fundraising at the school I am at to pay for essential

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things. We give money regularly for books, books are not a luxury, they

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are essential thing is wearing out and the school can't afford to

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replace them. We give ?10 a year direct debit. Trips to museums and

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things like that, anything extra curricular needs paying for. I don't

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want them to miss out but at the same time I don't know if I could

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justify paying more for education. Haven't we got a responsibility to

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put our children. We do that anyway, we pay taxes, we contribute, and I

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volunteer at the school, parents do a lot. It is not right and it's not

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fair. Our children are worth more than this.

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Although schools are a scheme parents for voluntary contribution

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isn't a new idea according to this woman who runs a school social media

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funding group in London it's getting worse. Parents are asked to make

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direct debit regular monthly contributions ranging from ?25 to

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?50. Have there been any extreme cases you have heard? Yes, a couple

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of examples of schools where they have a deficit in the budget and

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reaching out to parents to ask them to make contributions to pay off

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that deficit and the suggested minimum contribution was ?250.

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Parents can't keep raising this sort of money. Up-and-down the country

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frustrated parents say they are being asked to pay for things like

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sports gear, new lockers and even selling equipment. Parents like

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Vanessa who lives in Wokingham. We now have parents going into the

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classrooms to replace teaching assistants. And, of course, you want

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to contribute, it is your child's education but where does it stop?

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And Sue Mortimer in Devon. They asked for a voluntary donation, a

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minimum of ?5 a month to help the shortfall of funding they already

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have at school. My worry is the schools in the rich areas will have

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the money but this is one of the more deprived areas and there will

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be fewer parents able to pay. The government says the aim of the new

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funding formula is to address existing unfairness between schools

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and funding is at record levels. The Government are saying we are

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given new ?40 billion, isn't that enough? The Government keeps saying

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they are spending more than ever before but they don't finish the

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sentence which is that the people numbers are higher than they have

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ever been so the relevant fact is spent per pupil and that is going

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down. There is no denying the strength of

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feeling here today and with online petitions and social media gathering

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momentum it looks like the sort of things are going to happen a lot

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more. Parents have a voice and they intend to use it.

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Say no to budget cuts! Thank you. Before today's dramatic

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events at Westminster Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn clashed in Prime

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Minister's Questions over the proposed changes to the funding for

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schools in England with the consultation period now closed. We

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will have to wait and see how the situation unfolds.

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If you have any other examples of how you have been asked to

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contribute to your child's School let us know at the usual address.

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Look who has joined us on the sofa, please welcome James Blunt and Joe

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Lycett. APPLAUSE

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Welcome. Thank you. One was in the army and one is dressed in

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camouflage. Yes! Did you coordinate? No, I don't think I would have done

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well in the Army. Would you teach me how to be in the Armed Forces? I'm

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sorry but not everyone can be in the Army. It was my dream! You are a

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much bigger man than me so you probably could be. I could wrestle

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you to the ground, yes. That sounds fun! Listen, Joe. Too soon!? We have

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a bit of a bone to pick with you. Make sure that is clipped on. Do you

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learn that in the Armed Forces? Thank you so much. This is quite a

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moment I feel we are interrupting. Now, for some time, Joe, I have been

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used as a source of comedy for some people, for you in particular. This

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is all about some fake news then. I've been trying to sell stories

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about you to newspapers about things that you haven't done. Yes, this was

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a story that I think you sold to a certain tabloid newspaper. Tried!

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Tried, let's take a look. When I spotted Matt Baker from the BBC One

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show on his phone in the street he seemed angry about something and at

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one point he was so angry that to my amazement he tried to kick a pigeon.

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LAUGHTER I'm flattered to be a source of your

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comedy but where does this come from? And whiny? I've been looking

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forward to this. Basically, I thought the image of you kicking it

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pigeon would be really funny because you are so lovely that you would

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obviously never do that and come across so well on screen and as a

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human I thought it would be funny the image of you kicking a pigeon. I

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tried to sell it to the Sun newspaper and they said, can we see

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a picture of it? I said here is a cropped version and sent them a

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picture of a pigeon. LAUGHTER

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Which they didn't buy. They didn't buy that and then they sent a

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picture of you and asked if I had a picture of you kicking a pigeon and

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they offered ?1000. So if you fall on hard times. I will give you a

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ring. Just give The Sun a ring and you will be fine. Brilliant, I love

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that. How about this for a scary animal story, a snake got left

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behind by a passenger on an Alaskan plane and it got loose in the cabin,

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and the flight attendant had to catch it. I know! I can see Joe's

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face. It wasn't Ben Innes but it caused panic. You'd be worried

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regardless. You don't want that on your flight. Sitting on an easy

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chair and there is a lie and there! -- it wasn't venomous. There are no

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pigeons in this but there are chickens.

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A worrying moment. This recent archive shows an engine failure just

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after take-off from Manchester Airport. Across the world it's

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estimated that 100,000 aircraft take-off and land each day and they

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share the air not only with each other but with hundreds of billions

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of birds, and sometimes the two collide. Every year 1500 bird

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strikes are recorded in the UK alone. Most planes hit by birds land

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safely but sometimes it's more serious. And so before a plane is

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built its materials are put through rigorous testing. The rather

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absurdly named chicken guns have been features of aircraft testing

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since the 1950s. They used to fire recently deceased chickens at speeds

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of up to 400 miles an hour into aircraft engines, bodies and

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windscreens to replicate a bird strike. This remarkable footage from

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2012 shows the true extent of a bird strike. America still uses this

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testing method but in the UK we use gelatin packs. The first stage of

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the process is to put the materials you are going to make your aeroplane

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out of two the test. Doctor Steven Reid and Simon Bates test materials

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in the engineering department at Bristol University. They use much

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smaller impacts than chicken guns to test materials before they get to

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the chicken dung stage. Service machine here is the impact tower we

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have an impact head with the material set up underneath. This

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would look at how one of these materials would behave under an

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impact event, like a bird strike. The weight of impact is equivalent

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to that of a bird strike. Yes, look, it has punched a neat hole. In this

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case we have ruptured straight through all of the fibres in the

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risen and blown out on the back surface. On an aircraft we would

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want to have some further impact protection, for example an aluminium

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or titanium coating to absorb and dissipate the energy from an event

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like this. It is a big old dense but it didn't go through. Yes, so unlike

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the carbon fibre we don't have a catastrophic failure of the

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material. You can see how it has brought in material from around the

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site and we have a lot of what we call plastic de formation. But the

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materials are not the only thing is put through their paces. Today,

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pilots are trained on high-tech simulators to train them for the

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worst. But what happens when a bird strike takes out an engine? With The

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Help of a flight simulator I'm going to find out for myself. Gentleman.

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Hello. Hello, Martin. Right, are ready to take off? We are ready.

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Let's do it. Something happened. Rotate.

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Positive climb. Engine fire. What's happening? What happened is

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we had an indication of an engine fire perhaps as the result of a bird

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strike. But we are still flying perfectly safely? Perfectly safely,

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we have three other engines and as you can see the plane is under

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control flying away. Most passengers would be blissfully

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unaware of the bird strike as the pilots shot down the damaged engine.

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And now what would happen? We would decide what the best course of

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action would be, to go back to Heathrow in this case. As a

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precaution pilots will land the plane at the nearest available

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airport. But what if that's not an option? In 2009 both engines on

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flight 1549 were taken out of. At this moment captain Sullenberger

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performed an incredible emergency landing on the Hudson River saving

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all passengers and crew. If you are taking to the skies soon, pause to

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think although testing that goes into keeping us safe, all of which

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mean that if you are on a collision course for a bird, it's the bird

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that's going to come off worse. James, you got your pilot license at

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16. Have you ever had any hairy encounters with some feathered

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friends? No, I haven't. The planes I've been flying our smaller. Single

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engines, yes? We have a brilliant photo of the present that you got

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your dad but it came in kit form. It came in 2000 pieces and I gave it to

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my dad and my dad made it in about 18 months, my mum was happy because

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it kept him out of the house. Why does it have Yelp on the side? You

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can choose your own numberplates. We fly around and we are like plane

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spotters flying around at home. That maiden voyage must have been... That

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was the maiden voyage. My dad is like Biggles. You have a new album

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out on Friday called the afternoon love and you announced it in an

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unusual manner -- The Afterlove. Be afraid, be very afraid. Did it get a

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big response? Very bit, I was quite frightened. What is the vibe of this

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particular album? It is more diverse than the stuff I've done before. I

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know I am known as a man with a guitar singing miserable songs so

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there is a little less misery. Misery sells so I like that but

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there is some upbeat stuff and it's a bit more diverse. Was that a

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conscious decision? Yes, if it did the same stuff I would kill myself.

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It is a bit of a change and I think it will surprise people, there are

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some songs on there that if you like my old stuff you will love it and if

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you have not liked James Blunt's music I'm confident you will dig a

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couple of songs on there. Do you think because you are now a family

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man it is a different chapter in your life? I don't think so, I've

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done four albums and for the faith I thought I've got a lot of experience

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and worked with some amazing people on this album, I've worked with a

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guy you might have heard of called Ed Sheeran. Who? I know, he is

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little-known. Is it true you taught him to ski in return for writing

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lessons? I taught him how to ski and he taught me how to write songs. I

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think I got the better deal. It is a song called Make Me Better At and it

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is a sweet song and I've written with the lead singer of The Wet

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Republic. We wrote in his hotel room in the Carinthia and while we were

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writing the song at 9:30pm somebody came and banged on the door and told

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us to shut up which he was surprised about but I'm used to it. He banged

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on the door, it is him and the guy that wrote that song in 2005. They

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were embarrassed. I'm pretty cool with it. And then we recorded it in

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his dressing room at the Roundhouse. I've been all over the place. I've

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had a dream team of people to work with and it is a cool album as a

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result. Talking of people in your life as well, Carrie Fisher was a

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great friend of yours, wasn't she? Yes, absolutely. When I first got a

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record deal she put me up in her house in Los Angeles and I've lived

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there ever since when I've been in Los Angeles, I recorded Goodbye My

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Lover and it is a Tragedy she has died. I am saddest that my little

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son won't get to know his godmother but I have to say she was back at

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the top of her game in Star Wars so she went out with a bang. I'm proud

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of her. Happy memories. That song must mean so much knowing that you

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recorded it at her house and the lyrics and everything. I have so

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many ridiculous memories, Debbie Reynolds from singing in the rain

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lived on the property and she used to shout about me, hey, Charlie, you

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I'd say, I'm not Charlie. She'd say, do you want a drink anyway? Amazing

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place to live. Absolutely wonderful. You will be performing later on and

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we are very much looking forward to that. Joe Root, Red Nose Day, 48

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hours away? Yes, Friday, it's come so quick. Incredible. Here's another

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good reason to donate. Miranda Hart has met some young people whose

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donation meant they stop the cycle of self harm. I think we're getting

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so much better at talking about issues around emotional well-being

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and thank goodness, because one in four of us will experience a mental

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health issue. Five years ago Cas found herself in

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a position where she needed help and simply didn't know what to do. I

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think I started self harming when I was 11 or 12. The first difficulty

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at school was being bullied. The most I did in one day with seven or

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eight times. For me, self harming was like a release for any emotions

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you have. I felt so depressed and so numb to everything, I didn't want to

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get out of bed, I didn't really want to do anything. I got the point

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where I was really suicidal, where I was like... I need help now and if I

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don't do it now, I don't know what's to happen. Often self harm is of

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response to something else going on, it's like a release. The trouble is,

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the more you do it, the more addictive it becomes. About a

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quarter of all young people have self harmed.

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It kind of went downhill when my mum and dad split up. I had friendship

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issues, I didn't really have anyone to talk to about anything. I think I

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was 12 or 13 when I started self harming, which became progressively

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worse throughout the years. The more you do it, the more you become

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resistant to it, so you have to do it more to get the feeling you had

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when you first started doing it. If I didn't reach out for help I would

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be... It's really important for these

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young people to have a place where they can come and feel supported and

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feel part of a community and feel accepted. That's something the wish

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centre offers. It's one of the only face-to-face providers of self harm

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support in the UK. What we've seen if it is peer support that makes a

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difference for young people going through self harm. There are not

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many places that are specifically targeting it. It's a support

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network. Support for self harm because that is quite rare. When you

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come here, everyone understands what you're going through and if you need

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to talk to somebody desperately, you can just text one of the people here

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and sell reply. -- they will reply. It's nice. You don't have scars on

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your... You have your tattooed. As much as I said I wanted a tattooed

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to cover them, I kind of don't. It means a lot because I've been there,

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I've been through it and I'd come out the other side. You should never

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be in Paris that, it's OK to have scars, everyone has their individual

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battles whether they are physical or mental. When I look into the future

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I see a lot clearer how my life could play out. I've got plans. I'm

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going to college. I'm a lot more hopeful about the future.

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I don't think it's a stretch to say that this is a life-saving and

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incredible life improving service that so many people. Do you think

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without the Wish Centre things would be different? I doubt notified be

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here without it, it changed my perspective on everything. At the

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moment I've begun to help run the group. It's really strange going

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back and... I was that exactly where they were sat five years ago. You're

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amazing. LAUGHTER You are, you're amazing. You've been

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through a lot and you're coming out the other side. Now you're paying

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back. How much it helps me, I hoped it

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could help someone else. No young people should have to go through

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such deep anxiety and depression on their own that they get to this

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stage of self harming. Your donations help support projects like

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these. If you feel passionate about me, please, please donate tonight.

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Thank you so much. There you are, your donations really

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make a difference. A big thank you to Cass and Jo. If you've been

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affected by any of those issues, go to our website where you can get

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links to help and advice. This is one of the reasons Comic Relief

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needs your help. At least 40% of your donations will be spent right

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here in the UK and the rest go to projects in the poorest communities

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in Africa. Remember wherever you live in the UK, you're likely to be

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within just 20 miles of a Comic Relief funded project. James and

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Joe, would you do the honours and give the numbers.

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To donate ?5... To donate ?10... Those will cost you the donation and

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a standard message charge on all of your donation will go to Comic

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Relief stops are you must be 16 or over and please ask the bill payer's

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permission. The terms and conditions or more information or to donate

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however much want online go to the website. Joe, you are involved in

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hosting. We will be meeting a baby very shortly. You have been

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preparing since you were a baby for this? Not quite baby, but yeah... At

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school I always watched it as a kid. It's kind of mad I'm doing it, there

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must be a clerical error, I should be doing! But yes, at school, at 1.I

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used to spray red paint on my head and have red hair for it. I should

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have done it on my nose but I thought the hair was better. The

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deputy head that I had to wash it out. I went to the toilet and this

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sort of turned to a bright ginger, which is a lovely colour. Nothing

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wrong with that. But it went down my neck so I had a ginger neck. I bet

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you are a nightmare at school. I talked a lot but it was generally

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quite a good child. Why do you say that? I just thought in general.

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LAUGHTER I'm not going that! Talking at

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school, let's look at this. I personally would hate to go to

:23:51.:23:59.

school with Mahal you have to -- imagine if they say that what have

:24:00.:24:04.

you brought you? They start with Sal AMG says, I have brought in this

:24:05.:24:09.

patio mache cat. They say OK, anyone else, Malala, did you bring

:24:10.:24:17.

anything? Yes, this Nobel Peace Prize. LAUGHTER

:24:18.:24:22.

On Friday, what will you be doing? It sounds like I've made this up

:24:23.:24:28.

just for now. I am running a Pizza Express and the head chef is Mickey

:24:29.:24:35.

Flanagan and the chef is foul from date of because people say I look

:24:36.:24:39.

like her even though she's a 66-year-old woman. What is the plan?

:24:40.:24:44.

I don't know. They want it more anarchic this year and I love it

:24:45.:24:48.

when it's sort of anarchic at live gigs. There will be customers in

:24:49.:24:52.

there and we will be serving pizza. Actual pizza? Mickey Flanagan is

:24:53.:24:58.

making them so I hope they eat before they get there. You have a

:24:59.:25:02.

pizza pedigree, you have a restaurant? Yes, a restaurant at the

:25:03.:25:06.

top of a mountain which I share with Lawrence Dallaglio and Kyle Fogerty.

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We are the three Amigos who have a restaurant at the top of a mountain.

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Healthy food, what is the name? What is on the James Blunt pizza? It is

:25:19.:25:28.

small but spicy! LAUGHTER Joe, from small but spicy, I hope

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you are serving some of them, what are you doing today as part of Comic

:25:34.:25:36.

Relief? I am covered in mud and I have got

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on your sofa, and sorry. I've been to a project in Dudley, I'm from the

:25:41.:25:44.

Midlands but I don't like it because I'm better! I was in Dudley today,

:25:45.:25:48.

an amazing project called the Sycamore adventure Centre. Comic

:25:49.:25:52.

Relief have funded them in part. It was wonderful. They have these

:25:53.:25:56.

go-karts, which is why I'm covered... There is a picture of me

:25:57.:26:00.

looking ludicrous on a go-kart. It was brilliant. I've been to Malawi a

:26:01.:26:08.

few days ago do there. When you see it, you realise how amazing the work

:26:09.:26:11.

they are doing with every pound is. Great to see what they're up to.

:26:12.:26:14.

This great anticipation about Friday night. It's coming from the O2 and

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comedians have said the whole idea is to just go with the flow and see

:26:21.:26:24.

what happens. What an environment for you. As an up-and-coming

:26:25.:26:28.

comedian. Yes, it's so exciting. I want to get it right for the

:26:29.:26:33.

charity. If it was just for fun, there's less pressure, but the

:26:34.:26:37.

actual fact that it matters so much, you want to get it right. I spoke to

:26:38.:26:41.

Mickey today and he's well up for going to fall bonkers so we're going

:26:42.:26:45.

to do some mad things. What a wonderful line-up. Originally Comic

:26:46.:26:49.

Relief was all about comics and it's kind of comeback. Go. Does it feel

:26:50.:26:55.

like element of pressure because of that, going back to the glory days?

:26:56.:26:59.

Yes, totally. It should be funny and it should India people to donate.

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There amazing people from my generation and amazing people

:27:05.:27:09.

from... The first people doing it. We've heard a rumour about some sort

:27:10.:27:17.

of take on La La Land. The other day I was on roller -- roller-skates. I

:27:18.:27:28.

was carried around by young attractive men and I thought, I

:27:29.:27:30.

could get used to it. They were doing a parody of the La La Land

:27:31.:27:35.

opening and I think it will be really funny. I haven't seen the

:27:36.:27:39.

final edit but I nearly fall over so that's funny enough! Apart from

:27:40.:27:45.

wheeling around, do you think? I do a little... A little number, you are

:27:46.:27:50.

teasing us! Shall we find out what that little baby is doing here in

:27:51.:27:55.

the studio? The theme this year is make your last count. You've been

:27:56.:27:58.

sending your laughing videos into us all week. We have thoroughly enjoyed

:27:59.:28:00.

this! Laughter really is the best

:28:01.:28:20.

medicine, isn't it? We have invited three more laughing viewers in to

:28:21.:28:23.

introduce their own laughter. Let me introduce you all. How you doing? Hi

:28:24.:28:28.

cat, as mum, tellers little bit about Oscar. I think we have a

:28:29.:28:34.

little bit of a giggle, almost. Are we going to get a giggle? He is

:28:35.:28:40.

eight months. He's very easily amused. Good. He find quite a few

:28:41.:28:44.

things funny and I think you have a clip of him laughing in the bath. A

:28:45.:28:48.

beautiful boy, guess we have, laughing in the bath. Here we go.

:28:49.:28:55.

That hearty laugh came off the back of uh-oh. His word of the week is

:28:56.:29:16.

sockies, do you want to give it a go? Sockies. LAUGHTER

:29:17.:29:22.

I think I terrified him! Oscar, you play with that red nose, shove it in

:29:23.:29:26.

your mouth, put it on your nose, whatever. Thank you. Have a nice

:29:27.:29:31.

little cuddle. Chris, where you from? Sway in the new Forest. Can

:29:32.:29:37.

you introduce your clip please. Is very wet weekend in the two K with

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my mate Steve. APPLAUSE

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We are going to have to leave the gag there because they cannot say

:29:55.:29:58.

this on family telly, can we? Not really. Thank you Chris. Colin,

:29:59.:30:07.

where you from? I'm an apprentice carpenter from Southend. Very good,

:30:08.:30:09.

introduce your clip for us. This is me on a tea break being entertained

:30:10.:30:11.

by the lads. LAUGHTER

:30:12.:30:24.

Oh dear! APPLAUSE Thank you all very much indeed. More

:30:25.:30:28.

laughs through the course of the rest of the week. Women have been

:30:29.:30:32.

serving in the Fire Service the decades but it's only recently

:30:33.:30:34.

they've been given the top job. Lucy has been to meet a pioneering

:30:35.:30:39.

commissioner hoping to inspire a new generation of firefighters.

:30:40.:30:42.

At the start of this year Danny became the first woman in the London

:30:43.:30:51.

Fire Brigade's 151 year history to be appointed Fire Commissioner. One

:30:52.:30:55.

of my aims is to show people you can join as a firefighter, like I did,

:30:56.:30:59.

and come up through the ranks and you can run this brilliant

:31:00.:31:02.

organisation, and actually a woman can do as well as a man. As one of

:31:03.:31:07.

the highest ranked female officers in the country, Dani is in charge of

:31:08.:31:14.

102 fire stations and nearly 4700 uniformed firefighters. So what do

:31:15.:31:17.

people make of her appointment? Are you aware that Chief Commissioner

:31:18.:31:21.

for the whole of London Fire Service is a woman Marcelo Melo. No. What

:31:22.:31:28.

you think? Great. Think they can do the job as good as a man, it's a

:31:29.:31:32.

quality now. The world is changing, people should change with it. Dani

:31:33.:31:37.

may have public support now but her rise to the top hasn't been easy.

:31:38.:31:41.

I'm here to meet her at Lewisham Fire Station, where she became the

:31:42.:31:44.

first woman ever make station officer.

:31:45.:31:50.

this is about the teamwork aspects of everyone here knows this bit of a

:31:51.:31:55.

job and understand what everyone else is doing and can do all of it.

:31:56.:31:59.

When she began her career 30 years ago attitudes in the service were

:32:00.:32:03.

very different. It may be quite sad because I went to the first station

:32:04.:32:07.

and three of the guys put in to transfer before I got there because

:32:08.:32:10.

they didn't want to work with a woman and I was surprised people

:32:11.:32:13.

didn't accept someone is just being a firefighter because I had done the

:32:14.:32:19.

same training. There were other more practical challenges, Danny shows me

:32:20.:32:22.

the station's sleeping quarters. When I joined it was one big

:32:23.:32:27.

dormitory. Mine wasn't like this with lockers, it was a huge room

:32:28.:32:30.

with pull-down bed is. You were in there with the guys? There was ten

:32:31.:32:35.

guys in the dormitory and me. Throughout the 80s only 60 women

:32:36.:32:39.

joined the brigade, today there are 324. Now we've got about 7% of the

:32:40.:32:48.

workforce who are women. The female facilities are also

:32:49.:32:54.

improving. So, this is the women's dormitory so we obviously now have

:32:55.:32:57.

segregated sleeping areas. Every time we build a new fire station now

:32:58.:33:04.

we plan to have it really segregated so they can sleep in separate areas.

:33:05.:33:08.

This is nowhere near the height of your ambition. This is nowhere near

:33:09.:33:12.

but we want there to be more women firefighters so we need to make sure

:33:13.:33:16.

the uniform is right, the accommodation is right and the

:33:17.:33:18.

workplace is right so that very important. She has big plans for the

:33:19.:33:23.

future of the brigade and it seems those working beneath her are in

:33:24.:33:27.

full support. What is it like having a female boss? It is no different to

:33:28.:33:30.

having a male boss but it's good for the progression of the brigade. If

:33:31.:33:35.

you think how high she has got and the experience she has got to get

:33:36.:33:39.

where she is today and she is so approachable. She is warm, friendly

:33:40.:33:42.

and caring. She's an inspiration, someone to look up to. But sadly

:33:43.:33:49.

even today Dany says not everyone has been quite so supportive. On my

:33:50.:33:53.

promotion there was the inevitable stuff like you were always going to

:33:54.:33:56.

get the job because you were the woman on the panel and its political

:33:57.:33:59.

correctness gone mad and then there are a lot of people saying, are you

:34:00.:34:03.

really capable? Lots of it is retired firefighters from years gone

:34:04.:34:07.

by because it was very different in their day. It's not just about

:34:08.:34:10.

fighting fires, the role has changed from firefighters from the community

:34:11.:34:14.

engagement to the rescue side. That's the brilliant thing about the

:34:15.:34:17.

role of a firefighter, you never know when, what your day will hold.

:34:18.:34:23.

What is your goal for women in the Fire Service, 50-50 split? That

:34:24.:34:26.

would be brilliant because that is what the population of London looks

:34:27.:34:31.

like and I will be happy when we are truly a workforce where anyone can

:34:32.:34:34.

join and there are no barriers and people can come to work and be

:34:35.:34:37.

themselves and be the very best they can be for protecting London. That's

:34:38.:34:42.

why today Dany is meeting with some young cadets to help challenge

:34:43.:34:47.

stereotypes and inspire future firefighters. What advice would you

:34:48.:34:51.

give to a young female who wants to join the fire brigade? The first

:34:52.:34:54.

step is joining your local cadet scheme and we are hoping to get far

:34:55.:34:58.

more cadet scheme is running across London. Do you believe that fire

:34:59.:35:02.

cadets has encouraged more girls to join the Fire Service? I hope so and

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looking at you around here I want that to be the case and I try and

:35:06.:35:09.

get a lot of cadet things because I want to say all of the cadets,

:35:10.:35:13.

especially to some of the girls, I think it is the best job in the

:35:14.:35:16.

world and it has given me some of the most fantastic opportunities. If

:35:17.:35:19.

you can go to work and go home that day knowing you have saved someone's

:35:20.:35:23.

life there is no better feeling, you cannot buy that feeling.

:35:24.:35:28.

What a great spokesperson. Absolutely. Firefighters Julie,

:35:29.:35:31.

Nikki and Jena have joined us, thank you for coming in. Julie, this was a

:35:32.:35:38.

second career for you, wasn't it? I joined the Fire Service to work for

:35:39.:35:44.

the media team 15 years ago and seeing operational female

:35:45.:35:45.

firefighters really inspired me and I used to look at them and say I

:35:46.:35:52.

could do that and I am a firefighter now, White watch. How would you

:35:53.:35:55.

describe being on the front line when you are in the heat of it? My

:35:56.:36:01.

watch? Yes. Really supportive, it sounds cliched but we are a family

:36:02.:36:07.

and we support each other and I love it. Nicky, you've got two jobs,

:36:08.:36:12.

haven't you? Yes, my day job is a hairdresser and when I'm not in the

:36:13.:36:17.

salon I'm on call in the community in Lindenhurst. It is a contrast of

:36:18.:36:22.

the two but I absolutely love both, luckily. A real mix, and what did

:36:23.:36:26.

your family think of that mix? I think my mum was worried to start

:36:27.:36:30.

off with but I said to her I wouldn't be put in a situation where

:36:31.:36:35.

they thought it was going to be risky. I know that's part of the

:36:36.:36:40.

job, but not to worry. They have been so supportive and so proud.

:36:41.:36:46.

Jena, Dany such an inspiration and hearing her talk and all of the

:36:47.:36:49.

generations that will be inspired by her. She has always been an

:36:50.:36:53.

inspiration for me when I joined 15 years ago, I joined the women in the

:36:54.:36:57.

Fire Service network and she has was been at the end of the phone when

:36:58.:37:01.

you have needed a bit of advice, a bit of mental ring, she has always

:37:02.:37:05.

been there. I am sure they will be lots of budding firefighters

:37:06.:37:10.

watching that. -- mentoring. I'm sure you will be excited about this,

:37:11.:37:18.

James will be performing live tonight, you'd better get warmed up

:37:19.:37:20.

because it's four minutes away. Carrie Grant has met up with another

:37:21.:37:23.

hit maker to discover how she made her dreams come true. 25 years ago

:37:24.:37:27.

three ambitious young people right at the very start of their careers

:37:28.:37:31.

came together at just the right time. Daring to dream they could

:37:32.:37:34.

make it big in the music industry they wrote and recorded a song about

:37:35.:37:39.

just that. The end result became an anthem for the 90s.

:37:40.:37:44.

# Dreams can come true # The singer Gabrielle grew up in

:37:45.:37:48.

south London with a passion for music but little self-confidence

:37:49.:37:51.

having been bullied at school because of a problem with one eye.

:37:52.:37:55.

When I was younger it wouldn't open because the eye muscle was kind of

:37:56.:37:59.

dead so it would wink on its own and I'd go to school and I would have

:38:00.:38:04.

girls being really which she saying, why are you winking at me? Strangers

:38:05.:38:09.

would come up to you and ask what is wrong with you I? But encouraged by

:38:10.:38:16.

an endless teacher Gabrielle wrote about her experiences. It's because

:38:17.:38:18.

of her I enjoyed writing poems I later turned into songs. Although I

:38:19.:38:23.

didn't have the confidence I have and continue to have that love of

:38:24.:38:29.

music and performing. Working in a club singing covers Gabrielle

:38:30.:38:32.

decided to try and record one of her own songs. Dany came to my little

:38:33.:38:41.

studio -- Gabrielle. We recorded a demo. Back then music producer Tim

:38:42.:38:46.

Lawes was working out of a shed making dance records. As soon as she

:38:47.:38:51.

started singing I just thought wow. Tim liked my voice and somehow ended

:38:52.:38:55.

up getting a call-back that he wanted to work with me. So do you

:38:56.:38:58.

want to hear the original demo we made?

:38:59.:39:03.

I sound really young. I had various backing tracks and this particular

:39:04.:39:10.

one stood out to me as may be the one she could collaborate with me

:39:11.:39:15.

on. I went home and went into the book I had filled with lyrics. She

:39:16.:39:20.

came back with what I thought was a poem at that stage and we started

:39:21.:39:24.

playing with a few melodic ideas, she sang it, and it was born really.

:39:25.:39:34.

It was about just wanting your dreams and desires to come true. It

:39:35.:39:42.

was lovely to hear that back. In the early 90s he was a young talent

:39:43.:39:46.

scout looking for the next big thing and then he heard the demo of

:39:47.:39:51.

Dreams. I'm absolutely gobsmacked, it was really enchanting, a really

:39:52.:39:56.

distinctive voice and a perfect song and I just kept playing it over and

:39:57.:40:00.

over again. I met up with her, I got her number, it seemed simple, I

:40:01.:40:06.

found her up and we agreed we would work together. It was such an

:40:07.:40:10.

amazing thing to go through because people believed in you even though

:40:11.:40:12.

you didn't believe in yourself. He signed

:40:13.:40:16.

he signed Gabrielle and Dreams was released. The stroke of genius was

:40:17.:40:27.

Gabrielle's eye patch. I put it on and felt like this different person,

:40:28.:40:31.

I felt like I could go into character. That work because

:40:32.:40:33.

everyone always talked about the song with the girl with the eye

:40:34.:40:37.

patch. The success of Dreams was the turning point of all of their

:40:38.:40:40.

careers and it was the highest chart debut by a female artist and

:40:41.:40:45.

Gabrielle went on to become a multi-award-winning

:40:46.:40:48.

singer-songwriter. Gabrielle wasn't writing about things in the

:40:49.:40:51.

abstract, she was writing about her and what makes pop music work. He is

:40:52.:40:57.

now President of Columbia records and Tim is a successful record

:40:58.:41:00.

producer who's worked with artists like Lighthouse Family. Today that

:41:01.:41:09.

he and Gabrielle outperforming the track the first time writing it.

:41:10.:41:15.

Dreams really set up my career for me and I will be forever thankful.

:41:16.:41:21.

What I love is how much of a narrative to both Gabrielle's life

:41:22.:41:27.

and to my life the song has. It did what it said on the tin.

:41:28.:41:33.

# Dreams can come true # You know you've got to have hope #

:41:34.:41:40.

Having so many insecurities, having the idea I was considered a nobody,

:41:41.:41:44.

to have that success, it was the most amazing thing, just, you know,

:41:45.:41:50.

that feeling, vindication. # Dreams can come true #

:41:51.:42:01.

You were doing a bit of routine. Joel, thank you, nice to see you.

:42:02.:42:07.

Good luck with Comic Relief. Friday night, 7pm, BBC One. We will be here

:42:08.:42:11.

tomorrow talking to Arlene Phillips and Maureen Lipman. Now to sing is

:42:12.:42:16.

out with Bartender from his new album out on Friday, its James

:42:17.:42:18.

Blunt. APPLAUSE

:42:19.:42:21.

# And I wonder what he said because she's crying

:42:22.:42:26.

# When they're heading from the whiskey and the wine

:42:27.:42:32.

# I know that I have said things I regret when I'm sober

:42:33.:42:35.

# Cause we always hurt the ones we love the most

:42:36.:42:38.

# I messed up and I know it if I hurt you girl I'm sorry

:42:39.:42:42.

# But it's good to see the girl I used to know

:42:43.:42:44.

# Maybe we can stick to holding hands

:42:45.:42:48.

# If we keep on drinking we're gon' fall back in love

:42:49.:42:54.

# We must not be thinking 'cause we can't get enough

:42:55.:43:02.

# We can talk about a future, we don't wanna reminisce

:43:03.:43:23.

# Because we both know it was me who got it wrong

:43:24.:43:26.

# Baby listen now, they're playing our song

:43:27.:43:31.

# Maybe we can stick to holding hands

:43:32.:43:35.

# If we keep on drinking we're gon' fall back in love

:43:36.:43:44.

# We must not be thinking 'cause we can't get enough

:43:45.:43:54.

# And it's closing time, back to yours or mine?

:43:55.:44:17.

# After all this time, you still blow my mind

:44:18.:44:26.

# If we keep on drinking we're gon' fall back in love

:44:27.:44:29.

# We must not be thinking 'cause we can't get enough

:44:30.:45:07.

Hello, I'm Sarah Campbell with your 90 second update.

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