22/08/2014 The One Show

Hello, and welcome to the One Show with Fearne Cotton.

And Chris Evans, and 18,000 other people here at Carfest all raising

Unbelievably, we're in a Carfest traffic jam.

In the Handlye Special Rolls Royce, we have Chas and Dave.

In the Metro 6r4 British Rally Car, we have Carol Kirkwood,

who you'll see get closer to the weather than ever before, falling

It's the Red Devils Freefall Display team.

Here's the problem, Chris, the Back to the Future Delorean has

Their flux capacitor must be on the blink.

It's Paul Hollywood and James Martin!

It's always those two. What is the issue? We have been following Mary

's recipes to that letter. Are you OK over there, James? Too much of

your own pastry? Very James Bond. Drag your soggy bottoms up to the

stage. First, we have a film that takes all of the Carfest boxes. Tony

Blackburn with classic action, some great music, and a couple of 90

nines. The voice of Radio 1. Welcome to the exciting new sound of Radio

1. Back in 1967, Tony blackboard launched Radio 1 with those immortal

words. -- Tony Blackburn. We had 20 million people listening. And Radio

1 is still number one. I want to find out what made the man behind

the microphone, so I am Tangye came back to south Wales where he spent

his childhood holidays in the 1950s -- taking him back. And we are

writhing in this Vanguard, like he used to have. My father loved this

car and it was the pride of joy. It would be fine for a week, and then

you would hear a rattle. It would drive him barmy -- it was his pride

and joy. I remember being down on the seafront with my sister, who was

in a wheelchair, so it's a strange place that my parents chose. It is

terribly hilly. My sister and I used to sit down there with a bucket and

spade and made sand castles. Having a sister with a disability, did it

have a big effect on you? I think it has done. It made me appreciate what

I have. I always wanted to, I don't know, do things for her. I wanted

her to walk and have some more. Everything was a struggle for her,

and my parents, and it made me less patient with people from the point

of view of looking at the news and juicy people fighting, you think, my

God, you are so lucky to have your health. -- and you see people.

Even as a child, Tony wanted to be in show business. It was here at

this pavilion that his passion to entertain was fuelled. The last time

I was here, Christine, it was 64 years ago when I was seven years

old. This is where I saw a horrific variety show, and there was a

comedian called Jack Trip. I remember sitting here and thinking I

would like to be up there as well. Tony did not have to wait long to

achieve his dream. In 1964, as a freshfaced 21-year-old, he got his

first job as a DJ on pirate station radio Caroline. I have always been

quite good at talking nonsense. I've never taken life too seriously. I've

never been very confident in myself, and I've always known my place in

the pecking order, which is very low. I have always had to work quite

hard for what I get. This year, Tony celebrates half a century in radio.

With a flake, please. You just don't care, do you? No, not at all. Over

your career, you must have played millions and millions of records.

Does one really speak to you? A lot to do, but there is one I have

always loved, called Love is the Answer. I think the lyrics are

great. It is about people being kind to one

another and things like that, which, unfortunately, in this day and age,

people aren't. But also in that song it talks about loneliness. Have you

had times when you have been lonely? Absolutely. In between marriages.

When I got married the first time, and I'm happily married now, I had

been for 22 years, but I was divorced for 17 years, and in that

time I was lonely. I was living by myself and I experienced loneliness.

I think it is a good thing to have had that, and then you can feel the

way other people feel. Welcome to the fun filled, frivolous,

frolicking world of fun. That's what it says here, at any rate. My time

with Tony here is nearly over and I've come to realise that behind the

persona is a caring and complex character. I'm not a religious

person, but if there is a God up there, I could probably say to him,

right, although I did not quite believe in you, I haven't been too

bad. Thank you, Tony. You have to love every aspect of Tony Blackburn.

Paul and James, they are loving you already. Your first memory of being

in a car as a kid. For me, my dad had one of those poor man's

Rolls-Royces. The big 3.5 Rover. And my brother at the time must have

been about four years old, and I was five or six, and he went round a

corner and fell out because the doors were loose. I said my dad,

Jason is lying on road. A big poor man's Rolls-Royces will is the best

thing in the world. Similar to James falling out of the DeLorean. There

is no graceful exit out of that. When I was a young kid, my dad took

me to a car show and I sat in a four-hour for the first time. I was

maybe five or six years -- a full Harare. Just the smell, it is

intoxicating. I never thought in a million years that I would come

close to getting one. The good carrot, though. What about the first

car you bought yourself? Registration number and price? The

whole registration plate? The first car I had, this was in 1983, the

summer. My dad got me an X are three when they came out. And it was

Nordic blue. And I can't remember the registration number. I can't

remember at all. It lasted about six months and I never checked the oil.

Bang! Mine was a mini. A little mini. I used to ride it around and

we had a farm, so I would bomb it round in the field and I painted

flames on the side of it. How cool is that? Shortly after that, I went

out and got the wrong paint because I wanted to blacken the windows. I

couldn't see out of it. You are pretty serious about cars, James. I

do like them. It's great to be here to give them a blast up the hill.

You know the footage you said you would play. Brilliant. That is me.

Racing at Goodwood? 32 cars on the grid, and it was mega. You were

quicker around the corners, but you could not get past the Ford Galaxy.

They are about 16 feet long, and you think you are past it, and you get

passed on the brakes. But that is a quick circuit. Even the little blue

mini today, it was quick. As far as you guys having a passion for cars,

you also obviously love food, which is what brought you here. We met in

London in The Met bar. Other bars are available. We did a series

called Use Your comp Loaf. Who is that? You obviously became

your own customers. That is harsh. Thanks. Was that name before concept

type of show? Probably, but people watched it. Was there anything as

good as the title of the show? Yes, that was the title of the show.

good as the title of the show? Yes, that was the title of the We have do

talk about Bake Off, I am the number one fan and I love the show. Can you

tell us what is happening next week? Next week it is deserts. That is

fantastic. They really go to town, because the Bakers, this year, are

unbelievable. It was really tricky, actually, picking a winner am

picking one to go home. Mary and I sat down for some time, probably

triple the length of time you would normally take to decide it would be

the winner and he would go. It was so close. It came down to marking

each one individually. Very tricky, but this year, for me, it was the

best one ever. Let's have a look at clip of next week's show. Next, the

Bakers have do combine a source with a sponge batter. The five fondant

Bakers put their chilled centres in the middle of the mix. That is so

good it is wrong. I have my green mixture, and I have put chocolate

sauce, then I am topping them up, so each pudding is identical. Bakers,

you have half an hour left. The show that 55 million people watch every

Wednesday. James, do you watch Bake Off? When I get a chance. If you

could change one thing about the show, what would it be? Easy. I

wouldn't mind doing it. Do you watch Saturday Kitchin, Paul? No. Let's

move on. It was going so well. Here at Carfest it is a busy day, and

there have been people and families queueing outside since seven a.m.,

but for three very lucky families, things started on a different note.

Here in the macro -- here in the Carfest paddock, there is every car

you can imagine, but that this first time, there is a brand-new breed of

gah. Humble family motors that are the best members of the one Show car

club -- a new breed of car. I am meeting three families who are

passionate about their trusty wagons. Tell me a bit about your

motor. It's been with us as long as the kids now. How many miles has she

done? Hundred and 55,000. We have been to France for times. Would you

mind displaying your car alongside some classic expensive motors?

Excellent. Tell me a bit about the history of your car? We bought it

when I was pregnant with Catherine. What is the claim to fame of the

car? Catherine suppers with car sickness, we never travel without a

selection of ice cream containers. We are experts, if you like, add

pulling over on the side of the motorway in the pouring rain. So

this car has been full of sick. Yes, we have had to go out in the rain

and clean it. Betty has seen some good days and

bad days. The kids have grown up with her so they are very attached.

She is what she is. Yes, very dirty. How about a spruce up? If they can.

Betty is going to need some tips -- serious TLC.

How about a spruce up? If they can. Betty is going to need some tips If

we are going to put the family cars on display, they need to be at their

best. Paul Townsend normally spends several days working on high-end

cars. So he has got a real challenge to spit and polish these three

motors in under an hour each. What will our families make of his

efforts? Look at that. Stunning. I will let you keep that. Oh, my lord.

Is it a shiny is that? Everything is shiny. And finally, big dirty

Betty. Or should I say one sturdy Betty?

Will all three of these cars will be on display. Happy customers! We have

got the family here, how was it, having your car, your Ford Galaxy,

displayed here at Carfest? Very weird, among all of the flash cars,

to see that beating up old banger, but we feel very proud! CHEERING

it ever looked so share any and clean -- shiny and clean? Are you

trying to steal my microphone? Did you want to speak into it? How long

is it going to stay that clean and shiny? I do not know, maybe a week!

We may have to give it a clean now. Enjoy your time here. Over to you

for more cleaning tips. Paul was responsible for cleaning the cars.

Gorgeous camper van, part of the clan now. Three mistakes that we

often make while cleaning cars. People use one bucket, often it will

be something that has been kicking around the garden. You should be

using one nice deep bucket and ideally a couple, so you have one

for soap and one for rings. You have a grit guard. -- rinse. You do not

want scratches and Marx. You should use a nice fluffy lambs wool wash

net, it is it has a deep pile. -- Marks. And you have got to feed this

on custard! LAUGHTER The other thing we do, drying the

car. It is the death of the chamois leather! All of your things are

gorgeous to touch, not unlike yourself! Now, give us some tips.

Preparing the car. Making it really clean. This is a clay bar, and it is

used to remove all of the contaminants, all the bits of tar

and sap. Spray, water, shampoo on the paint, rub it back and forward

gently, on the paintwork, a little bit at a time, and it takes out all

of the dirt. Number two. As a professional detail, I use this.

This is a rotary machine buffer... It will get rid of all of the swell

marks and scratches. You have got to be careful with the last thing is to

protect the car properly. I would suggest something like this, really

good quality wax, leaving a nice hard surface on the paint and making

it easy to keep clean. I could just give it to somebody in the audience.

Thank you very much! We will do this later, we will share a cocktail.

Carol Kirkwood got up closer to her lovely clouds, 15,000 feet up in the

hour, we will find out in a moment or two how that went. That journey

made what she is doing right now look like a breeze, she is 40 feet

above Carfest in this scissor lift! What a fabulous view and the weather

is great. Looking at it tomorrow, not too bad for many of us, by

Lachlan and -- by Locke LeMond, we have the great Scottish swim taking

place. -- Loch Lomond. In Belfast we have ultimate strongest man. Chris

is not taking part in that because he will be with us, there is a small

chance of catching a shower. In Cheshire, a dog show, will it be

raining cats and dogs? You will see some showers but it will brighten

up. And finally going down to Cardiff, in Cardiff tomorrow, we

have the marching jazz band World Championships, so we will hope it

does not rain on their parade! And we may just see the odd shower, but

nothing too substantial. Going back up once again, to where we are, in

Hampshire! CHEERING Tomorrow it is looking lovely,

chilly start, sunshine, heading into Sunday, it is going to be a

particularly cold start if you are camping, bear that in mind, but then

the sum will come out and temperatures will be up to 17

degrees. It is looking not too bad at all! Lovely news. We would like

to see Carol Kirkwood falling from the sky from 15,000 feet with the

Red Devils? This is her first time plummeting towards the Earth at 150

mph, do you think she managed it without screaming? -- 125 mph. I

think not! The Red Devils display team are the most recognisable

display team in the world, made up of soldiers from The Parachute

Regiment, they have agreed to let me join them for a training session

ahead of the jumping to Carfest. -- most recognisable parachute team in

the world. They have been training since the early 90s, at this

airfield. It is well all of the action happens, where they pack the

parachute, where they maintained a kit, and where they will train

rookies, like me. This Corporal is a veteran of more than 1400 jumps,

news the man entrusted with getting me up and down again in one piece.

What happens if the parachute fails? We have a reserve parachute. I'm

sitting on the edge of the door. Where do you think you will be at

this point. You will be dangling on the outside. 13,000 feet. Take your

harness... Hips as far forward as they will go... If I tap them

again... I'm never going to remember everything he said, all of this

touching his knees, hopping onto his legs, legs behind, just back... The

Lieutenant Governor Edward Gardner, was part of the team that set up the

team all those years ago. Very simple round circular parachute,

very little manoeuvrability. Trailing smoke, trying to land

together in the display area. What tips can you give to somebody like

me who is now starting to get nervous? You have no need to worry,

you will be in very good hands! My mouth is dry! This is the point

of no return. I don't suppose you have looked towards Friday and you

know what kind of weather forecast we have got? We were thousands of

feet above the ground and about to jump, and then suddenly, I was not

bothered about the weather! Any second now.

LAUGHTER Perfect job! Absolutely perfect!

That is amazing! That is amazing! And this afternoon, the Red Devils

made a spectacular entrance here at Carfest.

Very good, very good! CHEERING Give it up for Carol Kirkwood! How

was that? It was petrifying and also am and these guys are brilliant! I

had such a ball. Which one where used up to? She was perfect, it was

nice being strapped to Carol and she was a perfect student. As a team,

what has been the most memorable jump. This year, we went to D-Day,

for the 70th anniversary. We jumped with one of the men who jumped on

D-Day. Did anybody not hit the target? Everyone hit the target! The

red arrows famously you can only be in it for three years, is there a

limited professional life to a red Devil? It is up to when they want

people back, normally we get three to five years out of each

individual. We need them when they have got their ratings, it takes

three years to get them. Paul and James, ever done it before? Fancy a

go? Actually, you are all right! LAUGHTER

I have always wanted to do it, but I have been petrified. Chefs are

control freaks, and perfectionists. Why on earth would I jump out of a

perfectly good aeroplane? Somebody I never thought would do it agree to

do it if I would, and I did it, but what was scary was going up in the

aeroplane. And even the anticipation, that was worse than

the reality, because when you go out, and it was Mike who gave me a

shelf to get out, it is going so quickly, it is so shocking that you

are there and doing it. -- shove. So do you think that the both of you

will do it for The One Show next week? OK! I will do it for this next

year! You will not, you will do it next week! All right! LAUGHTER

You know what else was happening which was possibly scarier... There

was a Chilli Eating Competition in one of the tents earlier on, 11

chilly loving members of the public took on 11 of the hottest chilies in

an attempt to beat the heat with the aim of eating a whole one to make it

to the next round. -- chilli pepper. As the chilli Peppers got hotter,

the contestants became fewer, and eventually, 11 became just one. It

is the maddest competition ever. And my worst nightmare! Insein! This is

the winner, Martin! He has a cape on, of course he is the winner! You

are in fact the expert! Here he is commonly has cape on. -- here he is,

he has his cape on. There is an element of risk. Are they dangerous?

Oh, but they are dangerous to happiness of the contest and I

suppose! What was it on the chart, this chilli? The one that ended the

competition, about 600,000! The habanero. Have you trained for this

special event? Not at all. Any tactics? Very quick, chomp swallow!

And my mouth was only burning for a couple of minutes. There was quite a

bit of a gap between eating each chilli pepper. Which is the best

cooling agent? Fatty dairy, ice cream is a good one. Sugary things.

We may need that in a moment because it is time for one show chilli

roulette! One of these chilli Peppers is not

like the other, can you tell which one is going to blow off your mouth!

Get involved... Here we go... Martin, you have one as well. All

right. My God! Chas Dave! Chris, we will get you

some milk. # Now there's a word that I don't

understand # I hear it every day from

my old man # He says it every time that he gets

mad # Rub the old man up the wrong way,

bet your life you'll hear him say # When the kids are swinging

on the gate, Gertcha! # When the paperboy's half

an hour late, Gertcha! # When the pigeons are pecking

at his seed, Gertcha! # When the farmer starts digging

up his weeds, Gertcha!