23/10/2013 The One Show

Wright, Pudsey, tonight on the show we've got one of the world's most

glamorous women, and it's your job to pick her up. Have you got the

champagne? Have you polished those handlebars? And on, what about that

dodgy wheel? Don't worry, I'm on it. Pudsey, you'd better not mess

this up! Welcome to the One Show. I hope

Pudsey behaved himself because that rickshaw can get a bit bumpy. It

can. This is our very glamorous guest being rickshaw into the

studio. It is glamorous, silk and sequence. You've still got a bit of

oil on you. Get it off. But why does the rickshaw have shoulder pads? It

can only be one lady, please welcome Joan Collins!

Welcome, welcome. How nice to see you. Joan, you are used to arriving

in style, but how was that? They only told me about it about two

minutes before it happened. If I'd known I was doing it I would have

worn trousers. You look fabulous. As always. As well as hearing about

Jones's new autobiography, we're unveiling the vending machine that

makes you lose weight, and finding out how it works. Also, we've got

the winner of last night's Great British Bake Off. Frances Quinn is

here. Congratulations! Also gracing our sofa will be this legendary pop

star, who will be showcasing a collection of his work from over 40

years in the music business. He is a big fan of the silhouette, no wonder

with that famous hairstyle! First, at 3pm today, His Royal Highness,

Prince George of Cambridge, was christened. Beautiful. He's so

lovely. He doesn't have any hair! He takes after his father. You've got a

whole chapter on the Royals in your book. Are you glad they kept it a

private affair, or would you have probed -- third to see a bigger

state? This is the first I've seen of it. Private, how many people?

Just very close friends and family. I think that is nice, but I think

that the people really would like to see our future king. Do you think it

should have been televised? Possibly. This is why I've got all

these Georges in the studio, the Georges and the Georginas. Nice to

see you all. Don't forget George the dog, whose right down there at the

bottom. Looking very regal. We are sure that Kate and William are

regular churchgoers, but fewer people are these days. According to

the church of England, baptisms have been on the up. So is it OK to get

your child christened if you don't go to church?

I was christened because my parents saw it as a rite of passage. But I'm

not really religious, I'm an atheist. They do it because it's the

social thing they think is necessary. Their friends have had

their children christened so they want there's christened. I think

there are definitely parents to christen their children purely for

getting them into school and all of that kind of stuff. Is that

acceptable? Definitely not. If we don't do these things, whether we

understand them or not, we are losing that culture. I've got sons,

it's a really lovely feel good thing. If they decide to carry on in

vain for the rest of their lives, that's up to them. Do you go to that

church all the time? I live in London now but when I go home I do

go there for the odd quiet moment. It's a church that I love and I want

my kids to have that opportunity if they want to. Some people do get

their children christened but other reasons than Christianity alone. I

really think it's a dying trend. I'm about to christen my sons soon. I

think it is a choice people should have. Why specifically christenings,

why are they so important? I think it's to do with your faith, your

religion, belief, family values as well. I just think, as my husband

said, it's about bringing families together. Would also like to know

what you think at home. Is it OK to get your children christened if you

don't regularly go to church? We know many of you will be of

different faiths or non-at all, but it is interesting.

You can sign in and vote online free. You will also find full terms

and conditions there. The vote will end at 7:35pm sharp. You might think

it's right to give criminals a second chance in life. But would you

put the contents of your home on the line to prove it? Here is Iwan.

Imagine this. You are moving home and you've booked a removal company

to help you shift your worldly possessions. So what might you be

looking for in a firm? Reliability, competitive price or even a track

record of honesty, perhaps? For the last two gears, Michael and Daniel

have been running a thriving removals business in south London,

but their past is anything but clean. Between them, these ex-gang

members have a string of convictions for burglary, assault and drugs.

There's no fun in it. I definitely feel guilt and remorse. The best

thing I can do is say sorry to these people and change myself and change

the people around me. Today they have two removal jobs to do, and

they are taking me with them. I've always said they are two options,

the grave for finding a job. A very different life to what it was

before. More peaceful. Not having to keep look behind your shoulder,

thinking that this person is out to get you, is my door going to get

kicked down in a minute, am I going to live to see the next day? I never

thought I'd be on the BBC, maybe on the news for some kind of crime! Amy

has never used the firm before. Their services were recommended by a

friend and she has no idea about their criminal background. Do you

know their background at all? No. They were heavily into crime and

have turned their lives around and set this up. They've been given a

grant to help them. That's even better. So they are now paid to take

stuff from people. Taking it with permission! Would you recommend

them? Absolutely, they are really friendly and really slick. Michael

and Daniel are amongst thousands of young people who have been helped in

changing their lives by kids Company, a charity that supports

fundable inner-city youth, including those who end up in gangs. Children

don't choose to be part of a gang. There is incredible coercion. How

about people who've been on the wrong side of the crime? Can you see

their point of view, that these guys don't deserve a second chance?

Absolutely, we are very sympathetic to victims of crime. But I want to

deliver realistic solutions. Leaving kids in prison, locked up for 23

hours, is not a solution. One surprising solution came from a

London newspaper, the Evening Standard. Camilla persuaded them to

give Daniel, Michael and other ex-gang members ?10,000, to expand

their existing businesses, helping them in a legal income and stay on

the straight and narrow. Lisa booked the boys for a removal job after

reading about them in the paper. Does their past worry you? Whenever

you have people come for anything, carpet cleaning, you are cautious

with things. But not more so than normal. They have children, that

probably has a huge influence for them to really want to make it. I'm

trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, give them a chance and

let them hopefully prove me right. Since starting up this company, I've

learnt confidence, how to deal with people. It's not from my background

and I can now go in and meet Barclays bank manager, sit down with

him and talk about business. Since they've been in business, they'd

never had a complaint. They are grateful for having a second chance

to turn their lives around. With so much invested in them, all eyes are

on Daniel and Michael to stick on the straight and narrow and make

their business a success. That customer summed it up brilliantly.

You don't know a lot about the background of people anyway. Good to

see you. They've been upfront and honest. Iwan, you've been looking

into the rehabilitation of criminals a bit more. I truly would employ

them. I trust them, they are great guys. People think it's just a niche

problem, that crime is only in the inner cities, but it's not. There

are is 9.2 million people in the UK have a criminal record. The Ministry

of Justice did a report and said if offenders were given employment

within that first year of release, they are less likely to reoffend.

Over 60% of short-term prisoners do reoffend if they are not given a

chance. That is one of the things the guys said to me. When they came

out of prison they hardly had any money. They gave them ?46 and no

support. They have to go to charities to get food because nobody

would employ them. They have skill sets. I know they are here and I

will truthfully say, being with them and the way they interacted with the

customers, they've got great mannerisms about them. They are good

guys. They know they've been bad in the past and are turning over a new

leaf. They just want a chance. There is a new survey out, Ban the Box, it

is run in the community. When anybody applies for a job there is a

little box you have to take if you've got a criminal record. We're

not talking about serious crimes, we are talking about unspent

convictions. A fine for speeding. Everyone has to say they have had a

criminal past. Less than 50% of businesses would even interview

someone if they had a criminal record, although they've said 80% of

them did agree they deserve a second chance. The issue here is they are

not even getting to that first stage of interview. I think it is a great

idea. Our prisons are overflowing, from what I understand. So many

young people particularly, sometimes they do it for Dare... I don't know

why. And if you've done your time... Did you see the Shawshank

redemption? The actor, Morgan Freeman, when he came out he had

been in jail for a long time but he found that he couldn't get a job in

that movie. I think that cut the cord with me. That campaign may go

towards helping people in that position. Hopefully, because I do

think they deserve a chance. The proof of the pudding is in the

tasting. Five years down the line, I hope they are still a success. How

many times have you moved, Joan? 50. Would you look for the services of

Michael and Daniel? They look like good guys, yes. Thank you for coming

in and thanks to you as well, Iwan. Last night, over 9 million viewers

watched the final of The Great British Bake Off. Here is the moment

they revealed the winner. The winner of the 2013 Great British Bake Off

is... Francis! Congratulations. I feel a bit

overwhelmed meeting you, because I've watched it for so many weeks.

You've known since June, because you've finished filming it in the

summer. How have you managed to keep it a secret? I don't know. If

debating fails I could maybe go into MI5, keeping a poker face going! You

must have told somebody. Really close family, they were there on the

final day, and some friends knew. But I had to give it to myself. It's

so nice to see you are not looking stressed and running around the

kitchen. The wedding cake was what sealed it for you. It ultimately

was. So pretty. And quite brave, you've been used to these amazing

cakes, you kept it quite simple and that was really what you wanted to

do. Did you get sick of them saying continually, its style over

substance. It did become my tag line. For me, the style is so

important, but what I learned through being on there is to not

forget the substance. The one thing I feared was people thinking that I

just create cakes that look good, but the taste is so important to me.

That's why the final signature bake, it was great to hear that the

flavours were all there. Mind you, you can't beat a birthday cake like

that. Incredible designs. It looked like carrot cake. Green make Ginger

cake studded with rhubarb. Rhubarb? ! You like the idea of that, Joan.

Do you do one with avocado in? Have a look at some of these. See if

these take your fancy. You came up with the most beautiful array of

stuff. Look at that! Where and when did you start baking? I was the

youngest of five, and that is when I remember being in the kitchen. I

never felt intimidated by being in there. Are you a baker, John? No, I

just eat it! At the end of the show we will give you a synopsis of

everybody's thoughts. What are you doing now? Are you getting over the

shock? I am still getting over it. Watching last night, I stood up

through the whole thing. I watched it with friends and families. There

were 25 of us packed into a room. Most of them did not know, then? A

few dead, but it was just so tense. -- a few did. Was it a relief that

the pressure came off because of the speculation in the lead up to the

final? I was the dark course. I slept under the radar. Suddenly, the

bookies were closing down bets because of the flurry coming in. I

was thinking, people are not going to expect my name to be called, so I

was so nervous. It was nice that they kept it quiet. There were just

three of you. It was well over a minute, between them saying, the

winner is, and my name being announced. Congratulations. We were

going to get you a cake, but then we did not bother. Congratulations, it

has been brilliant to watch you. It has been 40 years since Noel Coward

died. As well as writing his plays, he also did a lot to help the

younger generation. I am an enormously talented man and

there is no use pretending I am not. Those are the words of playwright,

composer, actor and theatrical legend, Noel Coward. As a fan, I

heartily agree with his unabashed description. Noel Coward remains an

icon of stage and screen, but what is less well-known is his

association with the Actors' Orphanage, a charity to help the

children of those who were treading the boards. It began when there was

a realisation that there were parents who could not put their

children anywhere and could not afford a nanny. A children's, was

set up. Wended Noel Coward come involved? -- when did? He was

brought in to help arrange garden parties. He brought along stars.

They asked him to join the committee. When 1934, they asked him

to be president. At 1956, we had Noel Coward at the helm. It was

close to his heart. He passionately believed in it. One beneficiary was

Susanna Slater. She lived at the charity's home for younger children

in Surrey, before moving to London when she was 11. Mother decided to

put us in the Actors' Orphanage so she could get on with her career.

Judy was three and I was five and a half. You were not an orphan, and

many of the children were not? We were either children of one parent

families, or a family who had come on hard times, and we were all

children of theatrical people. Did you see Noel Coward? Quite a bit. He

was marvellous. Every time he came down, we had strawberries and cream

for tea. And he brought famous people to the orphanage? All the

time, yes. Marlene Dietrich came several times? Several times. It did

not dawn on us until we were older who they were. We just knew that

they were kind people. Noel Coward used to give us five shillings every

Christmas, a postal order. What kind of things did he do when he

visited? He used to be interested in what we were reading and doing at

school. He used to play the piano for us and saying. We use to put on

little shows for him as well. He knew us all by name. When World War

II broke out, Noel Coward arranged for all of the orphans to be

transported to safety across the Atlantic. He was so clever doing

that. He got every star in America to sponsor a child. They did not

live with them, they were at a centre in New York. At high days and

holidays, the stars would take them to their homes and look after them.

In later life, Noel Coward spoke of an offer from a former orphan who

wanted Noel Coward in his latest movie... I go to Dublin to start

work on The Italian Job. It is a good script and I expect to enjoy

it. It is to be directed by a boy I saved from expulsion by giving him a

brisk heart to heart on the garden seat. Goodbye, Mr Bridger. Did you

hear that? He said, goodbye, Mr Bridger. As long as he comes back, I

do not care. Nearly all of us who went there are looked on it as our

home. There are a few who were against it, but it was more because

they could not understand why their parents had put them in there. They

resented it. A lot of us appreciate him. If it were not for him, God

knows where we would have been. What a remarkable story. A life of

dedication. I said hello to him once when I was about 17, but I just

loved his work, I loved his place. What was it about it? They were

crisp and funny. I love the sharp and sarcastic sense of humour. I

yearned to do Private Lives. I eventually did. It was great fun. I

also produced a set of his plays and got a lot of my famous chums to be

in it with me. That is magic, isn't it? We had great fun. My ex-husband,

Anthony Newley, we got together after that. We have got a clip of

you. THEY SING.

How long is it since you have seen that? A bit night -- about 1993?

Sadly, Tony is no longer with us, but he was such a great performer. I

write about him in my book. It is a Berlin memoir. Passion For Life. It

is quite a busy month for books. We had Harry Redknapp last night,

didn't we? And Alex Ferguson's is out tomorrow. There is lots of talk

about how he settles scores. We just wondered, whose noses are going to

be put out of joint when we read yours? There is a secret to do with

Dynasty. When my agent told me about it, he said, it is fading fast.

Nobody is watching it. He said, they want you for five or six weeks to

beef it up. So, I came in. And then the show rocketed. Some of the

members of the cast, particularly the lead man, he did not like it.

His nose was put out of joint and unfortunately, we did not get along.

It worked very well because we had to hate each other in the show. That

was real, on-screen? In one scene, he had to strangle me. I was so

nervous I said, Sandy, at the same dresses me because I am worried. And

if you see the strangling scene, that is not me in the long shot. I

did put his nose out of joint, and I am sorry. You can flick through it

and see all of these beautiful pictures. It is a pictorial memoir.

It is 50,000 words and pictures, so it is a mixture of both. There are

chapters about my life, about my boyfriends. My favourite chapter!

Really? And my husband is, of course. And some naughty stories,

which one has to do. And a lot of stuff about my early family. I found

these amazing old pictures of some relatives who were dancers in the

1920s. There was one of my ants, and she is wearing nothing. -- aunt, and

she is wearing nothing. Was your hairdresser the first person to tell

you I was -- you were beautiful? She said, you have beautiful eyes. I

said, I do? In this era, your father or mother never told you you were

pretty clever or nice. They said, sit down, eat, or shut up. They were

not bad to me, but children were to be seen and not heard. It was very

old-fashioned. I enjoyed writing it. The other picture we have ready is a

lovely one of you and Warren Beatty. Isn't he handsome? He was

22, he should be! He was very handsome. Lots of pictures of you

with various stars. And then, we came of this one. Here it is. No,

not that one, this one! Begins and I doing our favourite thing, eating.

-- Biggins and I. We were going to open an hotel in Greece. Did you ask

his permission? Yes. If anyone wants a signed copy I am at Selfridge's in

the afternoon. There will be a big Q. You have had loads of hits. Let's

remind ourselves of one of the biggest.

Just a bit of advice, if you are dressing for Stephen, not that one.

He does not like anything quite so obvious. Thank you. But when Stephen

does not like what I wear, I take it off.

Goodness me! Was that you or your stunt double? That was me. She was

about five foot two and every time she came to that part she said, I do

not want to hurt her. The director said, go and hit her as hard as you

can. She hit me so hard that my earring sell-off and I thought it

was my teeth falling on the ground. She said, I am so sorry, I did not

mean it. I had a huge wealth. -- brews. The make-up man had to come.

You had a lovely smile at the end. That was one of your first major

Hollywood roles. And then I played in America, and I played Agger call

-- a girl called Crystal, how about that? Joan's book, Passion For

Life, is out now. Ridden's inventor 's annual show

opens tomorrow. We have a preview. First, cardboard furniture. Here is

David Graham and his miserable cardboard furniture set. -- his

movable cardboard furniture set. And here we have a sumo wrestler. What

makes it so innovative? This is an industrial cardboard table. Before

that, there were only pallets. You can put it up in 20 seconds and it

can take 150 kilos. It weighs 4.5 kilos and it is the strongest and

lightest. Joan is very excited about seeing Steve in action. Steve,

whenever you are ready. I'm going to mash that table!

We will see some more inventions later on. It looked a bit wobbly to

me. Who, Steve? The Georgia is behind are dumbfounded. The reason

we have all of these Georges is because earlier today it was Prince

George's christening. Steve is fine! Fewer people are going to church.

However, according to the church of England, baptisms are on the rise.

We asked you, is it OK to get your children christened if you don't

regularly go to church? Have your say.

Five and a half minutes left to vote.

The vote ends at 7:35pm sharp. We will reveal the results later. We

sent another of our Georges, King George McGavin of wildlife, to learn

about the new technique enabling us to track ants, by tagging them with

microchips. It sounds a bit fiddly. Hairy wood ants are one of the

largest and in the UK and famous for building big, mounded nests in

woodlands. Here in Sheffield, there has been ground-breaking research

about how they work in these nests and wife. On this slope there are

many nests that make up this giant hairy wood and metropolis. That is

something in the region of 50 million individual ants. And they

are all farming and foraging, building and generally being good

neighbours. Sam Ellis is a biologist from the University of York, and for

the last two years he's been on his hands and knees studying and tagging

these ants using technology that has never been used out in field. This

technique has been used in the lab before. I think this is the first

time it's ever been done on wild colonies of ants. No one has been

fortunate enough to try! What will you learn from being able to target

individual ants in this huge area? Ants look very similar, generally.

This gives each one an individual identity, a unique identity, so you

can find out which ones are doing what, when, and what they are taking

with them as they go. It will build up a picture of the entire colony's

behaviour based on what the individuals are doing. He painlessly

tags around 1000 ants at a time. Using a bar code reader, he collect

data as they move about doing their daily jobs. Up to now it was known

that some and move between nests, but no one knew the full scale of

these cities. That is what is really interesting about this species. It's

one colony but they split themselves between these multiple nests and

walking between them. There's an obvious trail joining those two. But

it's not just a couple of connections. What the research has

shown is that this nest is connected... To this one. And this

one. And this nest is connected to both of these and, in turn, is

connected to these... This one over here. It is a complex society with

very specific roles. There are delivery ants who will only ever

shuttle between two nests, while others are foragers who move between

just one nest and one tree. And this is why they are foraging up the

tree. Up in the treetops are colonies of aphids. Aphids suck

plant sap, and there's an excess of sugar in the plant with the -- which

the aphids don't need. While these aphids secrete a substance, the ants

take it and take it back to others to distribute around the network.

They will bring it back down to the nest. They also move it between the

nests. They are transferring food, resources and communicating. And the

only way you could find this out is by using your unique system of

tagging individuals. It's the only way you can see which individuals

are going where and how the nests are communicating. Like all

colonies, there are ants whose job it is to get rid of any potential

threats. These ants defend their nests by producing a spray of formic

acid, which they produce from glands in their abdomen. If I use this

piece of TH paper and irritate the top of the nest, they all come

swarming out. They will produce massive amounts of formic acid. I

can smell it now. That was quite strong! You can see how quickly it

turns from an orange yellow colour to read. Eventually that will go

completely red, which is actually highly acidic. Ants are an essential

element in any habitat. And while we are used to thinking of them as a

colony, not single individuals, thanks to this research, we

understand that colonies might extend over a much larger area than

we ever imagined. 20 seconds until the lines" today's vote. We will

give you the results before the end of the show. Time for our next

guest. He is a man who, like Joan, has been very fashion conscious. He

has always kept a very well-managed Barnett. But unlike Joan, he's never

been great at applying his own make-up. Here he is at work.

# When I need you. # I just close my eyes and I'm with

you. Please welcome Leo Sayer! Nice to

meet you. You look amazing. You don't look too bad yourself.

Congratulations, 40 years in music. So many albums, so many singles.

It's extraordinary. Suddenly you wake up and there it is, there's a

date. It's scary. Anniversaries come around. It's a shock. And here they

all are. A couple of films as well. The Stud. I did that. We used to see

each other travelling transatlantic. I was living in Los Angeles and you

were as well. We were both friendly with the airline, British Airways.

The most frequent flyer in first class was your headline. Absolutely.

Those were good days to fly. They never shut up when they get

together. I worked with him! All the albums are in here. Fabulous! I want

it. And you designed the cover. It was a bit of a labour of love. I

used to do album covers. That's what I did before I became the singer. I

did covers for Bob Marley and people like that. Amazing. It came in

useful. It was based on a movie, a French movie. There was a character

in it. I loved this character when I was at art school. Somebody said,

how do you see yourself? I looked at a picture and I said, like that. He

knew a guy who dressed like that. I went to the studio dressed like that

and it worked. It made people listen to the words of the songs. But the

other thing that just works is your incredible hair. I don't know how

I've done it. I'm 65 now and I'm quite proud that I've got it. Paul

McCartney had a bit of a connection with that. He did. I was managed by

Adam Faith, he discovered me. One of the first things he did when he met

me was say, we are going to go and have lunch. We sat down and there

was a surprise because we were in a private room. The door opens and alt

walks Paul McCartney. Can you imagine? He wasn't Sir Paul

McCartney then, but he walks in. He said, what do you want to know, lad?

He told me nothing. But he said, I'll give you one piece of advice.

Don't cut your hair. Years later, I'm walking through LA and I'm on

Sunset Boulevard. Life has changed completely. A car pulls up, a

Mercedes, it's him, get in, get in! I'm thinking, what? It's Paul

McCartney! He said, where are you going? I said, I'm going to Tower

records. We go in there together and he said, you did one thing great. I

said, what was that? He said, you took my advice. I could remember. He

said, you didn't cut your hair. 162 songs on there. Gal is there

something like too much of Leo Sayer? I don't think so. They are

all different. Very different sounding records, very different

techniques. I'm proud that I'm wrote most of it. The next 40 years are

going to be even better. There's a new album on the way. We are doing a

tour of the UK all the way through November. Are you doing London? We

are. Come down. I will. If you want to get your hands on this complete

studio recordings box, Just A Box, it's available on Monday. The tour

starts in Limerick. The trick is to get all these back in the box. We

are talking about inventions. That's an invention! We've got three new

inventions. My dad was an inventor. He invented a thermostat for an

electric kettle in about 1935. But he forgot to patented. -- eight and

it. He failed to get the invention in time. He said, unfortunately, Mr

Hoover, later on he did the vacuum cleaner. He had done it before him.

Did he have hair like you? We could have been millionaires! You could

have been a contender. We've got another invention. It's the British

Invention Show. We've had one already. It's time for another.

Joan, because you like keeping fit, we think you will like it. It's the

world 's first Human Powered Vending Machine, made to be put in schools

to educate children about calorie content. Steve is poised and ready.

This was designed by Pep Torres. You have to work off the calories on the

bike before you can take your food out. Here is the test. Our next film

is four minutes and 16 seconds long. Get pedalling now and let's

see if you can burn off the 88 calories that you need to earn

yourself a packet of crisps in that time. After all that cycling, you

will need a little rest. Here is after. There is nothing like a good

sit down on a strategically placed park bench. Unlike that other great

public convenience, the lavatory, benches are still free to use,

abundant and nearly always fully functional. I love a bench! We need

them. We do. Halfway back through from our gallivanting, we need to

have this sit down and relax. I often go for walks and I often get

tired. I rest for a couple of minutes. They are wonderful things.

Most of them have writing on them telling you about somebody who loved

the Heath once, and they are now gone. It is quite emotional. There's

something very compelling about those brief inscriptions on the back

of a park bench. A human life summed up in a handful of words. I don't do

walks, please be seated. This bench is dedicated to Susan Samuels. Thank

you, I will be seated. Stephen and his faithful assistant have spent a

decade staking out some of the country's most memorable memorial

benches. On Saturday I set out to Hampstead Heath to full graph every

bench I passed. After a few hours I had about 160 inspections. It is

just a snapshot of what may have lain beneath. Some of them are

heartbreaking. Some of them are wanting.

-- wanting. And some are simply rather funny. This is the bench that

started it off. They could do with a bench here! Seven words that seemed

to sum up a human life, poetic in their simplicity. That is it, it is

useful, but it is lyrical at the same time. It makes you wonder who

he was. With Stephen's help, we tracked down the man's family. They

still live within walking distance of his bench. Lewis was my father

and this was his bench, or a tribute to him. There was a long gap between

two benches and he would say, they could do with a bench here. That was

way of -- his way of thinking about life in general. What gave you the

idea of a bench for your dad? We are not religious people. We are

interested in living people rather than dead. This is a way of having a

memorial to somebody emphasising life. Every year, Josh and his

mother celebrate livers's birthday on his bench. To Dad. But sadly, the

Hampstead Heath authorities are far too declared a moratorium on any new

benches because they say it is getting too many benches. For now,

at least, the waiting list for a memorial bench is close to stop you

cannot get one for love nor money. Unless, of course, you cheat.

That was the goose pimples, that film. Is Steve still going? Just

over a minute to go. In the meantime, a lovely story that we

hope the One Show viewers can find the ending too. A wedding

photographer sent this picture in of two couples. It was taken on

Brighton Pier in September. The couple on the left remain a mystery.

The photographer, Heather, said that they had been happily married for

over 50 years. There they are. Isn't that lovely? Header would like to

track down the couple to give them a copy the photograph. -- Heather. If

you know the couple on the left, get in touch on the usual address. Are

you there, Steve? I have done it! I feel like I have won a gold medal.

Just a packet of crisps. He has gone for cheese. Thank you so much.

Earlier on we asked you, is it OK to get your children christened if you

do not regularly go to church? You have been voting and I can reveal

that no is 47% and yes this 53%. Lots of e-mails. Mrs Hall says, we

are not religious. For my granddaughter we had a baby naming

ceremony in the garden. There are other ways of welcoming the baby

into the family. Louise Jackson says, my eight-year-old has been

christened. My husband and I are not churchgoers, but she joined the

church choir and loves the church environment. It was a lovely day.

David from Norwich says, I am Greek Orthodox and an orthodox Christian

has to be baptised to take part in the life of the church. I do not

think the Church of England enforces this heavily enough. Lastly, Wendy

says, it is surely a person's attitude rather than church that

matters. Thank you for all of your e-mails. For the past four weeks, we

have been conducted a business /social /parenting experiment. We

went to see if mothers are the fountains of all knowledge and how

annoying it would be if they were -- if it were true.

This website Rector wants to make his workforce more of a happy

family. -- website director. This is like a barrel of broken biscuits.

They are all slightly imperfect, they have all got a flaw. His plan

to improve his biscuits could smash them to smithereens. He has invited

the mothers of three workers into the office as well as his own

mother-in-law, Sheila. You need to be better organised. He felt that

some of his workers would then fit mother management. For the past week

has been information gathering... Tell the truth, does she speak

nicely? Snooping... I am impressed with how tidy your desk is. And

giving advice, asked four or otherwise... So, did mum know best

or did they not help? It is judgement day. It is time for John

to find out if his plan was is excess. In John's first meeting with

mum, Jackie, he said her daughter had become more mature -- needed to

become more mature for her new role as accounts manager. How do you feel

about her work? I was surprised how adult you are. I have seen a

professional side to my daughter. Mum took in hand to sort out before

her first face-to-face client meeting. She has taught me that I

need to be a little bit more prepared. I am so proud of her. She

is full of life, full of beans. All you want is for your children to be

happy and success. -- successful. Onto mum number two. John had told

Sheila that Joe have a bright future but needed to keep focused. -- that

Jill had a bright future. Do you think she will take things on board?

I have told she can see it and do it. Sheila made sure that her

daughter's presentation standards were smartened up. They do not need

to know you cannot remember your password! It was very much, do what

I do and do what I say. And it worked. Mum's frank advice really

worked when the boss is checked up on Jill's presentation skills. I

will always be there mum -- their mother. Onto mum number three. John

wanted Margaret to encourage new manager, Ryan, to have more empathy.

What has it been like observing him? It is not what I expected and it has

opened my eyes. Mum decided to run team-building exercises to help him

learn how to trust his team and had to earn their respect. You have to

trust her. I do not trust her. That is the problem. Take a problem and

listen. I had a feeling she could bring something to the areas I was

struggling, such as earning the trust in my team. I feel really

proud that he wanted my advice. At 27 you think, they are an adult, but

he still really want is my advice, which is lovely. -- really wants my

advice. Throughout the week, mothers did what they do, they encouraged

healthy eating, tidied the place up and made the offer is more like a

home. Having breakfast together in the morning, or even a space where

people can socialise together, will be the lasting legacy of the

experiment. The experiment has been a great success. The mums leave a

book full of advice and handy tips. This is for your office. I would

have liked to have left a legacy for mothers coming in, doing their

thing, and all of these youngsters, developing new habits. That would

make me very proud. If other mums were given the opportunity to do

this, I would say, go for it. It is a great experience. I would

recommend it to any other mother to live your child's life for a day. It

has been a great experience. If I had not done this, I would not feel

less enormous pride. The pride this week is beaming out of me. I would

like to say thank you to the mothers. It has been a pleasure to

have you here. Was it worth getting them in? Absolutely. And everybody

had fun. People will remember it for a very long time.

And that is the end of the mums at work series. Thank you to all those

who took part. Let's have a round of applause. Some of the final

inventions might interest the mums. This is called Nappy Time. This

keeps the baby safe. So many babies have awful accidents. It was an

accident that inspired this helmet that you can carry in your bag, and

did is collapsible. Is it for motorcyclists? Pedal bikes. I fell

off my bike on Saturday. You would want to put it in your backpack.

That is it. You can chat away to your heart's content. Thank you to

Joan. And Leo. Tomorrow, comedian Ed Byrne is here. We will see you at