28/01/2016 The One Show

Hello and welcome to the One Show, with Matt Baker.

Loads of you got in touch to say how much you enjoyed last night's

Dad's Army special, we're so glad you did.

And a very special thanks to the National Army Museum

for all their help and for making the studio look so amazing!

It is another big night tonight, especially for Jo Brand who is

hoping to complete her epic cross-country walk for Sport Relief

tonight. She started on the Humber Bridge

last Friday and she arrives Albert Docks, hopefully

in about 20 minutes time. We here it is going to be very

close. Waiting to greet her is one

of Liverpool's most famous sons, Hopefully we will hear from him

shortly. Joel is just getting used to the

challenges of the great outdoors -- Jo.

Did you see this hedge in the news today?

It's 140 years old and it's been carefully trimmed for 40 years

This is in hurting in Lincolnshire. I can't believe the people can't

walk by that because they are so large! It is beautiful. The great

news is, if he has to, the council told him to, when you cut into it it

will sprout from trunks as it is your leg whereas Leyland cypress,

that won't regenerate. But within two or three years it will come back

but I love it as it is. You could have little bus stops.

Also tonight, Alan, we think you'll like this.

George McGavin's here, and when George is about,

you know he's going to bring something spectacular,

Now, does wearing a veil hinder learning or social

Ofsted chief Sir Michael Wilshaw, has told his inspectors in England

that they can rate schools inadequate if they judge

David Cameron said he would support "proper and sensible rules",

which may require people to show their faces in some circumstances.

Carrie went to see what the people of Birmingham made of these

Do you think it is fair of Ofsted to decide that is how they want to

judge schools? It is human rights to wear what you want. I don't think it

would hinder learning. Would it hinder teaching? It is the quality

of what their teaching, if they are good teacher, it shouldn't matter.

They should be able to teach according to the ability, not what

they are wearing. I think certain jobs, face-to-face contact is

important. We should allow them to wear a headscarf but I think there

is no need for a veil in a school environment. Do you think it could

impact to the indication, if you can only see someone's eyes? As long as

the person listening has good hearing and the person speaking has

a good tone, there should be no problem. I'm hard of hearing, I wear

it hearing aids, we rely heavily on the face and lips to understand. If

I chose to wear a veil, I would feel I would communicate more because

people could not see part of my face, I would be more interactive

and speak more. Where are they going to stop? Covering is like modesty

for us, and other faiths do it as well. Sideline in particular

communities and making a big issue out of it is not helpful. --

sidelining. People jump onto this and think that religion is under

attack but that is not the case. What is being said is different.

That is where Ofsted needs to work hard to ensure that the message is

going out. Thank you to the people of Birmingham.

Now Alan, you quit your chat show last year to spend more time

at home, and probably in the garden, spending more time

But that all changed, didn't it, when you had a eureka moment

You are working harder than ever! At the risk of taking over from Dad's

Army, stupid boy! I thought it is always time to move on before people

say you should. I had an idea for a game show called Masterpiece. We

have a lot of antiques programmes, buying and selling, there is a load

of stuff that on things like antiques road show, we that is worth

?25,000 and that is all we see. If I put three objects on the table,

could you tell which one was the masterpiece. A bottle of wine, a bit

of jewellery, a picture, which is worth more than ?10,000? With the

production company, we came up with this quiz which is set in stately

homes. It is three teams of two people trying to identify the

masterpieces. Let's have a look. It's still going! What? ?25,000! Can

somebody send for an armed guard? APPLAUSE

Hang on! It is not a handbag, any old handbag. It is Hermes. Have you

got one? I've got some lookalikes from the high Street! We have some

things that go to six figures. It is very hard guessing which is which.

You can get a box of Lego worth thousands, it is astonishing. But we

have vintage cars as well, 60s and 70s cars, so it is getting which is

older or newer. It is about looking at all those things that are

collectable. The gentleman with the hat on in that clip, he looked like

he knew... They liked dressing in the 40s outfits! Where do you find

them? They are ordinary amateurs who like collecting a maybe pops and

ceramics, maybe books, they all come together. What they cannot value is

provenance. If there was a maroon cardigan as one of the masterpieces,

I student give it away, but it was just a maroon cardigan. But it was

worn by Al Pacino in the Godfather. What make was it? It wasn't Hermes!

Without giving it away, what was the most valuable, money-wise? It was

over ?150,000. But I love the gosh factor. Often it is an object you

think... We had a signed photograph of a famous Hollywood star who died

young, I won't give too much away. There was this photo, signed, and it

was worth ?15,000. And we give what they are on sale at, not what it

might fetch, what it is for sale for. It is real in that if you want

this, you can have it! We went to one of Prince Charles's places,

Dumfries house. It was a beautiful place. We were running around to

launch Sport Relief. We went into the sitting-room and we were just

taking photos! That tracksuit! We didn't realise the chairs, we think

they were Chippendale. We were leaning on them, speaking to Prince

Charles. We said they were lovely and he said yes, they were over a

million each! It starts two weeks on Monday. I think folk will enjoy it

and you can play along at home. And you have told us when it is on for

us! Perfect. We are hoping to go live to Liverpool soon where John

Bishop is waiting for Jo Brand. She is very close, maybe about a mile to

go so fingers crossed she will be finished by the time we are.

But Alan, you're going to like this next film because,

like your new show, it involves stately homes and treasures.

Although these treasures are flying around the garden.

The natural world is alive with colour and no group of animals

demonstrates that better than the butterflies. To find out more about

how they get their colours, I have come to chart well in Kent, the home

of renowned butterfly enthusiasts Sir Winston Churchill. I have met up

with Matthew Oates, wildlife specialist with the National Trust,

who has looked at the work that Churchill did here to make the guard

and a haven for nature. Here he became a pioneer of what we now call

wildlife gardening especially butterfly lightning. Churchill

planted at the fly friendly plants throughout the garden and even

converted this form Summerhouse into a butterfly house. Here the great

man would sit and watch his caterpillars munch and watch and

wait for the chrysalis and they would then go free into the garden.

Churchill admired the beauty of butterflies but probably didn't know

that some of their striking colours were not made by pigment but by a

different phenomenon as a professor from Exeter University can reveal.

This is what I call fieldwork. Churchill loved these insects and

that a beautiful. But the colour is not what you would expect. We have

three species on the bottom that were in this field when he was

around and the origin of most of their colour is pigment. This is a

tropical butterfly from South and Central America. On this side we

have brown wing, filled with the Hickman melanin but the scales on

this site are entirely different and have microstructures. Using an a

full microscope and three deep pigtail -- 3-D printer we have

created a model. That is a representation of one part of the

scale. The top half represent a 20,000 times scaled up version of

what we see on the ring itself. How does it work? It selectively reflect

blue colour towards an observer. How would you prove that that is a

structural effect and it isn't just blew? If we take a syringe full of a

clear oil, we can put one droplet onto the wing and that spreads

through. It has gone completely brown. It has soaked into the gaps

in the wing scales and wrecked the effect. Absolutely. These insects

fly in a rainforest, they must be wet so why doesn't that have an

effect? When we put water on, the water gathers into a ball and it

rolls off. That is amazing. The very same microstructure that creates the

colour also creates a surface roughness. Water has a surface

tension that does not like roughness. That is a beautiful piece

of evolution. It is tremendous. In the years since Churchill's death,

our understanding of these insects has come on in leaps and bounds and

it is lovely to see that the grounds of Chartwell continue to provide a

refuge for his beloved butterflies. Incredible evolution and remarkable

to witness. As President of the Butterfly conservation Society it's

remarkable to see. It really is. It has all been rare in Britain to see

the large blue, but even to see the common blue at home there is always

something about a blue, always some magic. You have come in blue on

purpose which is lovely. You have some other examples of animals in

their natural world using the colour blue. That is blue because it

absorbs every wavelength of visible light except blue, which it reflects

back, but you don't have to be blue in that way. You can make blue

structurally as those animals do and also make a globe, there is a

compound in lots of animals called bioluminescence, acted on by an

enzyme which produces a cold greenish blue light and it's used to

catch prey and attract mates and avoid enemies. One of the amazing

things is a fly in a cave, this is just amazing. This is in New

Zealand, you've seen this. We went there for a day out in New Zealand

in this cave and you go in a gondola in the water in this cave and it is

lit up, it is mucus, isn't it? But it looks spectacular. This is the

thing I want to see before my glow is finally extinguished. They are in

a cave where they have no enemies. These threads glow, and the flies go

up and eat them. Let's head deep underwater to the depths. In the sea

deep down where it is dark blue and green light is often used. Very few

animals in the deep sea can see red. This thing here is remarkable

because it's hunted by small animals called ostracods, and a bit like an

octopus, which will produce a fire of ink, this thing makes these

flashes of iridescent gloving fluid, and the ostracod is completely

confused, it doesn't know where the prey has gone, just a flash and it

is gone. Remarkable. Last but not least we have this lovely picture of

Anglesey and have been bioluminescent phenomenon has taken

over. Heaps of algae and plankton all over the world produced these

plumes, which can be seen from outer space. It is believed to avoid

enemies in some way. If you are an enemy fish and each one of these

things and start glowing you will be eaten by something else. They have

an internal gut that is black, so even if you eat something that blows

it will not show. Wonderful, that is very clever. Lovely, thank you,

George. Storm Jonas has turned

into Storm Gertrude - and is expected to batter many parts

of the country in the next 24 hours after having already left another

3.9 inches of rain in Cumbria over Michael was in Glenridding

on Tuesday where he met a family who have just been flooded again,

for the fourth time. That there is late goals water which

is a huge lake. And it is right on the brink of this road. I don't know

how much more rain we need, or how much water needs to flow into the

lake to engulf this road, but it's probably not much. I've spent loads

of my childhood up here and I've never seen Ullswater so full.

The whole of Cumbria today has been on flood alert and we just heard

that a hotel in the nearby village of Glenridding has been flooded yet

again for the fourth time this winter. I'm on my way to meet the

manager. What has happened today? We took preventative steps we got our

own sand and filled our own sandbags. Presumably these pumps

were shifting water out from your seller. Yes but unfortunately it

still made it to the building, there is water in the kitchen and bar

levels. Is your family here? It is a family run business, this is our

life. Did you ever think this would get this bad? This is my worst

nightmare, never on this magnitude. Even after December even if we get a

bit of rainfall we start to bite our fingernails and think we might need

to start planning and putting defences out. Yeah.

Andy Brown from the Environment Agency has been leading the team

coping with the local floods. What are you doing here today? There are

lots of diggers knocking around, I knew digging up the river at the

bottom to make more room? On the fifth and 6th of December we had our

contract is here removing gravel from this deck and other becks in

the valley and we have taken something like 18,000 tonnes of

material out washed down from the fells above us and that is a

phenomenal amount of material. Are there any long-term solutions you

could think of that would work? We've been talking in recent weeks

with the parish council in Glenridding and local rivers trusts

and other organisations about catchment planning for this part of

the world. To look at the catchment more broadly and say, which parts do

we need to actively manage for flood risk, and which parts do we let go

and become a bit more naturalised to find a way of slowing the flow? As

you can see behind is the river is fast flowing and anything we can do

to hold back some of the water to slow it down would be a help here.

We have done all we could do, the bet is severely weakened upstream

and all the way down here will stop the Environment Agency showed up

when it's a little bit too late with sandbags and the diggers. The

diggers can't go in there. Look at it, it's too dangerous. What is the

future for this hotel? Continue with the hard work, clear out and we will

be back. You will be back? Yes. We will come and stay. Only in the

summer! We spoke to Selena and she said the

River Beck has been dredged and the dryers are in the bar and kitchen

and if the weather stays clear they could continue with the drying

process, which is good news. Back in early January we showed

you this picture and on Tuesday we'll be live from this very

pub in Hebden Bridge. We'll be taking a look

at what the future holds for people at risk, and how people

are still affected 40 Specifically, do you have something

precious at home that only survived the floods because someone else

came to your rescue. Take a photo of that object,

it could be a photo, heirloom, even a pet or the person

sitting next to you! And tell us who you

have to thank for it. Send it to the usual address

and we'll say thank you - Now, comedian Jo Brand has been

affected by the bad weather during her epic 150-mile walk,

from Hull to Liverpool. She's raised hundreds

of thousands of pounds but, if you can add to that

total in recognition of her

achievement, then To make a donation text the word

'WALK' to 70005 to donate ?5. Or to donate ?10 text

'WALK' to 70010. Texts cost ?5 or ?10

plus your standard network message charge, and 100% of your donation

will go to Sport Relief. You must be 16 or over and please

ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms and conditions

and more information please Before we go to John Bishop who is

there to welcome Jo, here is some of her incredible journey.

Hi everyone. What's all the shouting about, young

ladies? Good afternoon, everyone. Hello. Keep on going, Jo. This is

where the fat ones live! Well done, good luck. Thank you for

the round of applause, I honestly wasn't inviting it, but thank you

very much. It must have been hard going, live

to Liverpool now, we think she is in sight and who better to welcome her

than John. How close is she, can you see her?

Here she is coming up to the end, the finish line, after walking all

the way from Hull. Congratulations, Jo, how do you

feel? Shattered! Why did you do it? What was the

motivation to make you do this? It was a combination of things and

the most important thing was to raise shed loads of money for Sport

Relief, because I truly believe that Sport Relief is just an organisation

that just gives a huge amount to people and concentrates not only on

projects in Africa but projects here that mean a lot to me to do with

elderly, lonely people, to do with people with mental health problems,

and to with women who are suffering at whether it's through domestic

violence or bullying. Just so much in there. The other reason I did it

is because I wanted to show that old women that they can walk! To be fair

you say you want to show that but it's been tough, there have been

hard times. You are finishing now and it's cold and wet and it's been

like that all week, hasn't it? It has, it's been cold and wet and very

blowy. We started on the Humber Bridge and I hate heights and that

was like an ordeal right at the kick-off for me. And then it just

went from muddy to stormy two up on the peaks, where, can you believe

someone my weight was being blown by the wind? I was! I couldn't believe

it, I was shocked! You are talking about serious wins, singing never

walk alone, I was told there were articulated lorries being blown over

on the peaks. What does it say that articulated lorries were being blown

over and I wasn't! ? When I was walking around Liverpool today, I

saw that you were getting lots of support, what does it mean to you?

It was fantastic to walk across a massive swathe of the country and

see just how generous and friendly and funny and community minded and

positive people are. Not sometimes what people think about our country.

I'm just so grateful that I got a chance to see it, and it is

overwhelming what they have been doing. It's just fantastic. I've

been in a similar position to you and I said to you when you were

walking you would focus on the end, and then next week comes and all of

this goes. Have you got plans to just put your feet up? I don't feel

quite as bad as I thought I would, so I'm going to go to Blackpool now!

Just carry on walking! Listen, I have got some statistics for you

now. OK. Everybody, I've got some statistics. Jo has burned over

40,000 calories. APPLAUSE

She's taken over 500,000 steps. APPLAUSE

And, so far, Jo Brand has raised ?655,481.

APPLAUSE How does that feel? That is a huge

amount of money. How does it make you feel? I'm gobsmacked, I really

am, I just can't believe it. That's what gobsmacked means! But also, as

you said, that is a massive thing, thanks to everyone. Absolutely, to

everyone who has been so generous, to all of the people that tried to

bring me into their house and give me chocolate, to all of the people

that let me use their toilet, I love you all and you are so lovely! Thank

you, and back to the studio. Congratulations to Jo. Remarkable

effort, it is a long way. It is a really long way.

In these conditions, she has had such bad weather, it is the worst

time of year to do it, brilliant effortful stop hardly a summertime

stroll! The width of the country all the way across, it is a remarkable

achievement. Huge congratulations. Thank you to John in Liverpool. Big

thanks to Alan, that's all we have time for. West of luck with

Masterpiece. Tomorrow, Omid Djalili

will be sat right here and we'll be

joined by Giles Coren.