29/11/2013 The One Show

Hello, welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones... And Chris Evans. The

aid campaign continues in the Philippines and John Sergeant will

be here with a special film made by the crew of HMS illustrious. The

adverts for the major supermarkets are in full swing so Jay will see if

it tastes as good as it looks. And we are starting a campaign for this

mantra when -- for this man to win Strictly. Please welcome Mark

Benton. Hello. How are you? A big shock that you are here. Then: Is

sitting at home. Talk us through what happened? Every week I have

been in the bottom two, I expected to go. I thought, I did not want to

end on a down, and the judges kept us in. To beat one of the

favourites, you were looking forward to the interview, weren't you? I am

slightly different than Ben! This Sunday is the start of Advent which

means people will be going into the loft to find the big box of baubles.

I love the way you say Advent. Go and get your big box of baubles and

other Christmassy stuff and take a picture of you showing them off. We

will show them later in the show. Our music tonight is from The

Lumineers. Two weeks ago, the crew of HMS illustrious were looking

forward to coming home for the holidays. Unfortunately, they

received new orders which meant they have to stay at sea. Fortunately,

they are going to be the heroes in the Philippines, helping people

affected by the typhoon. HMS Illustrious is the pride of the

Royal Navy. It may not be what it was built for but she is the perfect

offshore platform for delivering aid to remote regions. Welcome to HMS

illustrious. I am going to show you how we are delivering humanitarian

aid to the Philippines. Follow me. I am currently helping coordinate

humanitarian aid going out to the Philippines. I have only been here

eight months so it is overwhelming to be given such responsibility but

I take pride to be able to do it. In the hangar, it is 500 tonnes of

emergency supplies. Everything they could manage to buy in a frantic

shopping spree in Singapore. We have got the food prepared ready to go.

We have got shelters in these bikes. We have also got ten sardines. --

sardines. We are going to try and focus as

much -- on getting as much of the aid as we have onshore. We have been

looking to see where it is needed and this morning, some teams went to

the ground to stay there. For the next few days we will be taking aid

ashore. We have the capability to project to some more isolated and

remote islands, to provide much-needed assistance. The

assistants can include things such as ASIC clearance, provision of food

aid, water aid, but also basic infrastructure repair. The

helicopters have been flying sorties. The RAF is also in the

region, putting its Hercules transport planes to good use. I am

Craig Paterson. In our time, we have seen a lot of progress throughout

the region. We have got out a lot of aid rations, water, food, tents,

accommodation, as well as moving local people away from areas that

have been damaged for they can no longer live. It makes us really

proud that we are able to contribute as we are. We have got back from a

day flying three sorties, delivering aid to outlying airstrips. We have

seen progress. There is more aid getting out on the ground. We can

see it stored up at airports, ready to be distributed. It has been a

rewarding attachment. Each of the 950 personnel on board had a

difficult phone call to make when the ship's orders changed suddenly.

Obviously, disappointed to not go home for Christmas but we understand

it has to be done and everyone at home is proud of us.

A lot of the money given has been raised by the British public. If you

are one of those people, send us a picture of what you have done. On

Monday we want to show some of those. We will have another report,

focusing on British aid workers. John Sergeant is with us. What is

wrong, you're looking nervous? It is a fantastic operation. ?50 million

worth of aid. In the last few weeks, you have got not only the

service people but the British charities involved and still, they

are finding people in isolated areas who need help. A total of about

800,000 people have been helped as a result of the British aid effort.

You have insight on what it is like to be on-board illustrious, you

spent time with the crew? They are a terrific bunch of people but they

know at any moment they may be sent away. They were sent to the

Mediterranean when I was with them. Although they are disappointed not

to be coming back for Christmas it is what they expected. At any point

at short notice, they have to go and be sent anywhere in the world. What

is in the aid packages? They have given me so much detail. Ten tonnes

of high-energy biscuits. Nearly 20,000 shelters. 6000 jerry cans.

All of the medicines and blankets and tools and equipment needed. It

is not just immediate aid. They are trying to give people stuff they

need to rebuild their lives. The whole thing is a long operation.

Although most of the immediate aid is over, the work will go on for

years to rebuild. It is not on the news so much any more, but it is

obviously still a disaster out there. Explain why things go off the

news. The first pictures are stunning and then, what do you do?

You cannot keep repeating it. It is a very sad business, if it is not

strange enough, that is it. More on Monday on the Philippines. And now,

Strictly. Yes, that is why I -- he was looking every. -- worried. Are

you talking about it in your sleep? Wren people say that I should get

off the show and things like that, and I am sure you went through a

similar thing, so I took inspiration. You look very good. But

this is five years ago, so isn't it time people got over it? This is a

officially when John can move on in his life! Have you ever heard of

black butter? Yes. No, black butter, not Black Betty.

Today, I have come to Jersey to find out about black butter. This

particular butter does not conference Jersey cows. Black butter

is made with apples. The apple butter tradition goes back to the

Middle Ages. Monks in the low countries boiled down their surplus

apples into a smooth paste before they went off. That tradition

continued in Jersey. One third of Jersey used to be covered in

orchards. With the surplus apples they made black butter to preserve

the wastage. So, no milk at all? It is called black butter because of

the consistency and the way you can spread it, but no milk. How is it

made? Jana might we started off in the morning at about 5:30am. -- we

start off in the morning. We boil it in a copper pot. We add peas and

cord apples. -- peeled apples. Then we start reducing it for hours. It

has to be constantly stirred for 30 hours. And guess who has been roped

in! A group of local volunteers have been peeling apples all morning.

Most of them are here for the atmosphere but the event also raises

money for the National trust. Time for me to join the Army of

stirrers. So it has to be constant? Yes, it would burn if it was not

moving constantly. So, no sneaky breaks? There has to be some adhere

all the time. It is a proper work-out. As it gets thicker it will

get harder. The heat breaks down the apples and caramelises the sugars,

turning them into a thick marsh. Volunteers take turns to spend 20

minutes stirring. It is clear this is a massive community effort with

everyone getting involved. Next door, 100 peelers are at work. They

are all different shapes and sizes but they are firm. I enjoyed

everyone getting together and celebrating. It is a Jersey pastime.

It is the same from year to year. It is good fun. It is thirsty work,

though, so as night draws in, cider is served and food is brought out. A

local band keeps spirits up and into the night. -- deep into the night.

The party carries on over the starring part. -- pot. It is five

o'clock in the morning. Some of these guys have been tending to the

pot for 24 hours. The last of the apples are going in. As the sun

comes up there is a final push to get through to midday. As it comes

off the heat, spices are added, and it is time to get it into jars as

quickly as possible before it thickens up. Put a little bit in and

then hang it. It is like a really rich apple sauce but with

Christmassy spices. I like it. 386 jars altogether. Just one more than

last year. Within 20 minutes of coming off the heat, it is on sale

in the local market for ?6 ajar. The proceeds go to the National trust. I

saw them making it and thought we have to get some, and it is still

warm. Instead of putting butter on pancakes, I put black butter and it

is really nice. It is lovely on toast. It is nicer than marmalade.

This is it, the fruit of 30 hours of Jersey labour. It is selling fast. I

am ready for a kept! -- a sleep! Let's go with the food theme. We

have a man with a highly refined palette. Jay is back with us. Why

are their fights in Asda? There are fights in Bristol and Belfast

because of Black Friday. This is from the States. The first Friday

after Thanksgiving, Christmas shopping starts, the discounts come

out and people fight each other. This is going on. That is a lovely

day in a supermarket car park. That is in Bristol. Flatscreen TV, an

important thing. But it is the season to beat food shopping, isn't

it? Absolutely. We buy 50% more, spend 50% more, in December than any

other month. The biggest food day of the is the 23rd December. This is

when supermarkets will try to sell to us in enormous volume. We are

going to ask you to look at Christmas adverts and we want you to

tell us whether the food looks as good in real life as it does on the

advert and whether it tastes as good as it looks. I am the man for the

job. We will start with Asda crumpets. I have to say, cutting a

crumpets to make it look like a Christmas tree does not stop it

being a crumpet. There you go. There it is on the flash advert, here it

is on The One Show. Does it improve the crumpet? Yes! Do you want to try

one? It doesn't shout Christmas to me. But kids like weird shaped food.

Get a normal one and cut them out. Four of these cost acquitted and

eight normal ones cost 80p. Next is the MNS campaign with the chicken

sticky lollipops. -- Marks Spencer 's. We knew they had wings but did

we know that they had these sitting on the table? They do not look

anywhere near as good as they do in the posh advert. I must admit I had

a nipple on one of these before and I defy you to tell me that you can

tell it is chicken -- are tasted one before. You could not tell that was

chicken in a million years! Fire map where they are very sweet. The

appeal is lots and lots of sugar. Crowe the last offering is

Iceland's hog roast instead of Turkey. We Turkey. This is the

Iceland offering. I cut this up for. There is a lot going on here for ten

quid. It does crackle. It is a reformed piece of meat, we have to

be said will stop it is produced and packaged in Britain but that does

not necessarily mean it is using British pork. For the same amount of

money you could buy a huge lump of pork belly. Chris has gone to his

happy days. It is 200 quid for the dentist Bill! I could see how it

works. Mark, you are resisting here, you are obviously focusing on your

training for tomorrow night. I will drop it all over myself! This is the

show to make you want to decorate your tree over the weekend. Harrods

opened their Christmas shop in July. Their display took 50 people 500

hours to finish. Can it really be that hard?

Don't worry, I am not up to no good, it is just magical things happen at

this time of year in department stores during the night, and believe

it or not, I am not alone. He did away in dark for the macro corners

are clever store designers working to create a shopper 's paradise for

Christmas. Tonight, they are dressing one of the most famous shop

windows in the world. This year, they are promising a display like no

other which will incorporate all of the store's 72 windows. Every year

it is more and more important to get your Christmas windows right. It is

Street Theatre and retail entertainment. The competition gets

tougher and tougher every year. That raises the bar for every shop in the

town. This theme will cleverly link all of the store's windows to form a

giant locomotive with each window representing an individual carriage.

Sarah Southgate is head of window design at the store. Until now, her

hard work has been hidden from public view. Do you really know what

they are going to look like when they take this hoarding down? Not

100% because of the scale of the windows. The windows are quite small

and we are putting a large scheme in here. How tough is it to make them?

You have got to stop people in their tracks and make them smile. Do you

intend your windows to be the envy of every store across the UK this

Christmas? I love to walk around and see all of the other stores. It is

such a fantastic art and the effort people put in and the pleasure they

give, so the more people to create the most fabulous windows from our

point of view, the better. Are you ready? Yes, I am ready. Let's reveal

the window. It is like an actual station. It is fabulous! It is a

show stopper. It is a show stopper. Lovely details. We could it quite

subtle but we wanted it to be the icing on the cake. It has got to be

really dazzling. I am dazzled. If I set myself, it is quite OT T but

fabulous. -- if I say it myself. There are shop windows and then

there are the good experiences which transport you to another world. --

theatrical experiences. It is art. It is all very magical.

All very profitable. Big news today, Mark, big Strictly news. The tour

has been announced. And I am on it which is great! CHEERING Do you have

to wait to see if you are on it? Do you have to wait to see if your name

is on the board? Yes, it is great. When I found out I was chuffed will

stop. It is like doing the show without all the pressure. The

brilliant thing is the experience does not end in December when you're

kicked out. You did not go on the tour. Did you regret that? Yes, I

would love to have done it. It is like the reward at the end. Who will

be on it? Ben is going to be on it. Deborah is going to be doing it.

Deborah Meaden is great. Natalie, Susanna Reid, Nicky Byrne from last

year. It will be a great line-up. White macro what about the judges?

It is everyone apart from Darcy. And basically you do the same dancing

every venue. You know which dance is lined up for you? I want to do MC

Hammer. Are you allowed to choose? You talk about it with Craig. There

you are doing that very dance. That was great fun. You're not allowed to

choose routines during the show. You are allowed to suggest them. You

wanted to do black butter! All the songs I have suggested they said no.

This weekend, what have you got for us? I'm going to give you the samba.

The dance of death. In a meeting, they said you have got a slim chance

as long as you do not get the samba. That is a hard dance and that is not

the one you want when things are looking hard. Hang on a minute! You

are going to be rubbish! Any of them you get, I keep asking when are the

easy ones but there are no easy ones. For me it is like samba,

Charleston, quick step, all the difficult ones. What are you going

to be dancing to? A song from the lion king. I have a great outfit. If

it is your last one, have a great one, if not, we will see you next

week. I think he is going to win! Strictly is on tomorrow and the live

tour starts on the 17th of January. Now you are going to talk to the

men. Yes, men with deep voices. We are putting together a virtual

Christmas choir which is inspired by Eric Whitaker who created the first

virtual choir over the Internet. All you need to do is joined with a

normal laptop or computer with a webcam. There are really easy

instructions on the website. You sing along with Carrie and you end

up with something like this full is up Hark the Herald Angels sing...

The reason we are speaking to men is because we are missing the lower

parts, the tenors and the base. Men, you only have until Sunday to apply.

Go to the website and sing your little hearts out. Photos of baubles

from the attic. You have we got? Emily from Kent University has heard

tasteful and contemporary decorations. Sill and Marie brought

the tree down from the loft last Sunday because they could not wait.

I cannot blame them. Hannah loves her pink Christmas tree which is

already up! We have got loads of those, thank you. We hope you are a

bit more in the mood. Thank you to all our guests and good luck, Mark,

on Saturday. Next week we have Jennifer Saunders, Gordon Ramsay, do

Eddie is art and Jerry Paxman will be here. But now it is time to hear

The Lumineers sing Ho Hey -- Jeremy Paxman.

Ho! Hey!

Ho! Hey!

# I've been trying to do it right. # I've been living a lonely life.

# I've been sleeping here instead # I've been sleeping in my bed.

# Sleeping in my bed. # Hey!

(Ho!). # (Ho!) So show me family.

# (Hey!) All the blood that I would bleed.

# (Ho!) I don't know where I belong. # (Hey!) I don't know where I went

wrong. # (Ho!) But I can write a song.

# (Hey!). # I belong with you, you belong with

me, you're my sweetheart. # I belong with you, you belong with

me, you're my sweet. Ho!

Hey! Ho!

Hey! # I don't think you're right for

him. # Look at what it might have been if

you took a bus to China Town. # I'd be standing on Canal and

Bowery. # And she'd be standing next to me.

One, two, three. # I belong with you, you belong with

me, you're my sweetheart. # I belong with you, you belong with

me, you're my sweetheart. # Love - we need it now.

# Let's hope for some. # So, we're bleeding out.

# I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweetheart.

# I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweet.

Ho! Hey!

Ho! Hey!

CHEERING