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Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr and you're watching The One Show: Best of 2011.

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Shouldn't take long, should it?

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Thanks for that, Jimmy, but as it happens there's been a ton of good stuff to remember,

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so, everybody, welcome to a very special holiday One Show.

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Now, we've snuck back into the studio to pick out

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the top 20 things we loved about the One Show in 2011.

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And, as you can see, we've made it as comfy as we can.

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-Here we go, Al, it's a cup of props Dave's special mulled wine.

-Lovely.

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-Mmm.

-That tastes like paint.

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Yeah, I think it might be. Anyway, coming up is stuff like this...

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Things don't get much better through the Scottish Borders...

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And this!

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And you can see, that's a new ear.

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And just a quick glimpse of this!

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So is your favourite One Show moment on the way? Sit tight and find out.

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Right, let's get on with it. Let the countdown begin.

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Kicking us off at number 20, it's our wonderful wildlife spotters

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who will do absolutely anything to get close to the action.

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Here's some of our favourite creature features from this year.

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Absolutely brilliant!

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We are so close and there are loads and loads of seals. Brilliant.

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Seals have very sensitive whiskers that can pick up movement

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left by swimming fish and they're very inquisitive about divers' fins

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which brings them really close to have a gentle nibble.

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This UV light will show a bizarre feature that all scorpions have.

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Under UV light, they all glow like a beacon.

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I found it - look! Oh, look at that!

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Euscorpius flavicaudis, the European scorpion.

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This is something you never expect to find in the UK.

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That is a absolute beauty.

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I never thought I'd be chasing a scorpion along a wall, in Kent!

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HE LAUGHS

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It's just brilliant!

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The bridge's top platform is just short of 50m high,

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a typical height an osprey could plunge from.

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But as I don't possess wings,

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I've got to walk the 210 steps up.

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Really nervous. Can't believe what ospreys put themselves through.

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HE SCREAMS

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Here's to some more great wildlife in 2012.

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But some of our wildest moments happened right here in the studio.

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Welcome back to the new look

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Gothic One Show with Matt 'the bat' Baker...

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And Alex 'bones' Jones.

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Fish and chips.

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You just launched a literacy project with Peter Andre,

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can you name one of Peter Andre's songs and can you sing it?

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Um, Peter Andre, he's a brilliant singer.

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-LAUGHTER

-I would say... Mysterious... Girl!

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Give us a kiss, give us a kiss!

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ROUGH COCKNEY ACCENT: Happy Christmas, Ange.

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This is me, this is me, this is the real me!

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We have a chick alert, Kate, over to you!

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We've had a little chick hatched out of the egg over there.

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Look at that, what are we going to call it?

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-I reckon it's got to be Russell!

-Russell!

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Dennis The Menace celebrates his 60th birthday...

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-Stop it, Dave!

-Dave, stop it.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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-Alex, you're up next.

-Oh...OK.

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Oh, in we go.

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SHE SCREAMS, LAUGHTER

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-What is it?!

-A little baby animal, I promise, furry and cute...

-Oh! Oh!

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HE REPEATS: You'll frighten it. LAUGHTER CONTINUES

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Oh... I think it's a rabbit.

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-No, it's something that would attack and kill a rabbit.

-A little cat.

-No.

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Is this actually going out on television?

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-Yes, it all went out on television. Live.

-Yes, it did.

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I found loads of Christmas presents in the office,

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that we didn't open before the break.

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I wonder who this one's from and what's in it?

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Maybe it's a little cat?

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Hi, Al and Matt! Peter Kay here! Hope you had a good Christmas.

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Sorry it's late, got your pressie here in case you get the urge

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to throw things at each other. Here you go.

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Knife throwing kit! Ha-ha! Have a good new year.

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Thanks, Peter, we'll keep practising.

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Yup, here comes number 18.

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BOING! >

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And it's a moment I'll always remember.

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In January, I went to Zambia for Comic Relief

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and met people like Joseph - a widowed father of four

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who was having an operation to save his sight.

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'Today Joseph will get his sight back.'

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-Hello, Joseph. Hi, I'm Alex. Hello. Lovely to meet you.

-And same to me.

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'The cataract has built up around the lens in Joseph's eye,

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'but it's simple for Dr Mumba to remove it.

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'A new, plastic lens will mean Joseph can see again.'

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It's absolutely incredible. I mean, in less than 15 minutes,

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we hope that Joseph's sight has been restored.

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OK...

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..and that's it.

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-Brilliant.

-How is it?

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Really fantastic, I can see.

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-You can see?

-I can see!

-Oh, it's quite emotional.

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LAUGHTER

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-Ah, my daughter!

-Who are these?

-These are my daughters!

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-Come on!

-Aw!

-My own eyes, I can see your beauty.

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Hundreds of you came into the studio

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to raise money, including some brave souls who stripped to their undies.

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Let the mass wax-off commence!

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# If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends

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# Make it last forever Friendship never ends!

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# If you wanna be my lover you have got to give

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# Taking is too easy But that's the way it is! #

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-On your marks.

-Drop your robes... And run!

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KLAXON BLARES

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MUSIC: "Yakety Sax" from The Benny Hill Show

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That was definitely a moment to remember.

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It was, thanks to all who came to take part,

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and everyone who donated to help people like Joseph,

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-and we lost a streaker!

-Apparently, he's still running around here.

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-Woo!

-BOTH LAUGH

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He must be a bit chilly! Quick, what's at 17?

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Some of the people who appeared on our show this year

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had incredible stories to tell.

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Here's Joe Crowley with one of my favourite films of the year.

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Shining amid the hills of North Wales,

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Llyn Celyn is a cold, deep lake.

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It may look like it's been here forever, but it hasn't.

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Hidden beneath these troubled waters

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lie the remains of a once happy village.

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Capel Celyn was a traditional, Welsh-speaking village.

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Families had lived there for generations,

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farming the valley and attending chapel.

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Well, it was typical of a Welsh community in the 50s and 60s.

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Very tight, very friendly.

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Very, very fond memories, really.

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Time in school was a real pleasure.

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It revolved, really, around nature and all the things you could find.

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Yeah, there's me there.

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-This is you?

-That's me, that's really weird.

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Very smart in your double-breasted blazer.

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To look at these faces going back 30 years is really strange and eerie.

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Spooky, like ghosts.

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'The children expected that, one day, they'd farm the valley

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'like their parents, but in 1955, the outside world came crashing in.'

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The people of Capel Celyn received compulsory purchase orders.

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Their entire valley was to become a reservoir.

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Their homes, farms and memories were to be lost forever.

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'60 miles away, Liverpool wanted extra water

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'for post-war regeneration and had chosen the Tryweryn valley -

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'with its narrow neck - perfect for damming.'

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Despite local opposition, planning permission wasn't required

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as Liverpool Corporation had the backing of a parliamentary bill.

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It didn't really become reality

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until you actually saw places that you thought were going to be

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there forever coming down in front of your eyes.

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It was greeted with disbelief that such a thing had happened,

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but it was irreversible.

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As the dam slowly rose, residents were permitted to exhume loved ones

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from the graveyard before it was bulldozed.

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My parents never spoke about it.

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I don't think they could bring themselves to imagine such a thing...

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would ever happen.

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They believed, once you were dead and buried, you were in peace.

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Capel Celyn was soon razed to the ground, but the school was left standing till last.

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What I remember is the sound of the chainsaws coming closer and closer.

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The bulldozers, the mud, the dust, the uncertainty,

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the black cloud getting closer and closer and closer,

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till, eventually, it swallowed up our school

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and destroyed it.

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On the day the reservoir was opened, passions ran high.

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The loss of Capel Celyn had a profound impact

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on Welsh national identity.

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There was the cultural argument that villages that still held

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to Welsh traditions were getting increasingly rare,

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and to destroy one was an act of vandalism.

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There was a feeling that, well, at least we've got MPs

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to give the Welsh view. They did, but nobody took any notice at all!

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Wales at the beginning of the 21st century is a much different place,

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and if one looks at a single source causing that change,

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I would say Tryweryn.

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It was my mother that was born in the valley.

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In their last years, well, you could see how the trauma had affected them

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and they were just talking about the valley all the time,

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asking, "Is the water coming? Is the home still there?"

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It's impossible to imagine, for someone like me

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who never knew it any other way, that it could be different, really.

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It's difficult for me as well.

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But despite what they've done here, it's still a very beautiful place.

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And there's still people here, we're still here.

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And we always will be.

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In 2005, Liverpool City Council finally apologised

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for what happened here.

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Some may have forgiven them, but few will forget.

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As the 40-year-old graffiti still says - "Remember Tryweryn".

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The One Show wouldn't be the same without a few famous bottoms

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sitting on our green sofa.

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Here's just some of the best of the guests.

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How do you fancy a film about beetles and judo?

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I'd fight anybody who'd stop me watching it!

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-Oooh!

-I'm his biggest fan.

-Thank you very much, Ruth!

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-Thank you very much.

-I'm so overcome!

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You've let everyone down, including the pig, OK?

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I was just thinking, actually, we could swap points,

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cos you just have to put this scarf on your head.

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I'll tell you this, my darling, darling doctor,

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goodness knows where those lovely hands have been.

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LAUGHTER

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Facing the wrong way, come on!

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RETCHES

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LAUGHTER

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-I'm going to be in a pumpkin?

-You are.

-I love this show!

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It's like chatting with your nan - you don't know what's going to come out next, but I'm enjoying it.

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There's a "Come on, England". That'll keep you nice and warm.

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-You can put that on.

-I want this on VT, OK?

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Just to double-check, is that the right number there?

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I always had a bit of a thing for you.

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I did for you, but it never happened, did it?

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-Stardom took you away from me.

-There's time.

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-I'm single. I'm not seeing anyone at the moment.

-I am as well.

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-They did end up going for a drink.

-Yeah, they did.

-Oh, I've lost it.

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-It's your go.

-Thanks.

-More famous faces are coming up soon.

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-Of everybody we've had on, who was your favourite?

-It's a tough one.

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Erm, I loved Sarah Millican and Miranda Hart, always good.

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Dame Edna, brilliant.

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-I suppose maybe Dannii Minogue was my favourite.

-OK.

-What about you?

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-That's quite a wide range! I think my favourite would have to be Dolly Parton.

-Oh, yeah.

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-She was just class, wasn't she?

-She was great.

-Brilliant.

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Do you know what? We've loads more presents to open.

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-Shall we go with this one?

-Let's have a look.

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Wonder what's in here and who's it from?

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Hi, guys, to make sure you have a great new year,

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I've got you a classy bottle of champers.

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If you want something a little less poncey, why not get a few beers in?

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-Decide which one and who gets what. Happy New Year.

-Happy New Year.

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-Keep yours.

-Lovely!

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-Cheers, lads. What shall we start with?

-I'll go with the champers.

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-OK. All the best.

-Cheers.

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Whenever a big story hit the UK, The One Show was there.

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And they don't come much bigger than our number 15.

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During one week in August, England endured night after night

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of destruction and looting.

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Anita Rani met some of the victims,

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and we saw first hand how communities came together to clean up.

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Everything empty,

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every single thing went. Even the shelves and everything.

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Ceiling they rip off, the cameras took off.

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There's nothing left in this shop.

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This shop has been completely annihilated.

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-This is all your livelihood?

-Livelihood 11 years.

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We work 80-90 hours a week. And end up with this?

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Go with empty hand.

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He took a running kick at the window. Then they all join in.

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I'm 54 years of age.

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For the first time in my life,

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I now feel vulnerable.

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I devoted my life to it.

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This person destroyed it, destroyed our livelihood overnight.

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My father's father must be turning in his grave.

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When I saw it go up, I thought. "We're all dead," you know?

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Difficult.

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Trevor, this is the first time you've seen this footage.

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-You're obviously very shocked and emotional.

-It's terrible.

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I was standing by it and it didn't look anything like that.

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It felt pretty horrible, but that's just disgraceful.

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They are unbelievable pictures. They are unbelievable.

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Standing and seeing them like that, that's frightening.

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That is frightening stuff.

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The high street is closed till 1pm as investigations go on.

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This group of people have seen it on the news, read it on Twitter,

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they get down here and help out where they can.

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All the hate and violence from the riots

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has sort of brought a backlash and an anti-riot feeling.

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It's showing community spirit at its heart.

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I looked out and there were literally 100 people

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walking along our road with brooms, ready to help, and bin liners. It brought tears to my eyes.

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Fantastic support.

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My house is full of flowers. My house is full of cards.

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We'll have a new building, and off we go. Good comes out of bad.

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-That's an amazing attitude to have.

-That's how I look at it.

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Away from the turmoil of the cities, The One Show's hot-air balloon

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floated serenely over our countryside.

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Christine Walkden used it to show us flowers

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like we'd never seen them before.

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You've been growing for 11 years,

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so what does it feel like to be up here seeing them from this angle?

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It's amazing to see the colours and to see them intermingling together.

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We get the RAF pilots at RAF Marham, not too far away,

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They come over very slowly and have a good look.

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It looks like a giant deckchair. How do you get the stripes?

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We use the latest GPS equipment to get as much in the field as we can.

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We want to utilise the field to its utmost,

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and all the input of chemicals and fertilisers.

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What amazes me, having been to Holland hundreds of times.

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This is enormous! The Dutch fields are tiny.

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We're lucky here that we've got large arable fields,

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doing horticulture on an arable scale,

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trying to do it the most economic way we can.

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-How many flowers do you think are down there?

-Millions, millions.

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We'll probably produce 20 million bulbs from these fields.

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I actually think that was my favourite shot of the year.

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Yeah, it was lovely. You know, I think... Oh no!

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I think I'm getting the hang of this-ish. Here we go.

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-That's good.

-Down you come.

-That's good. Wiggle the tail. Perfect.

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Let's open some more presents before Chris gets here.

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Hi, guys, Professor Brian Cox here.

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Hope you have an astronomically good new year.

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I've brought you something, it's a piece of the sun.

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Be careful, it's hot.

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27 million degrees Fahrenheit, about 15 million degrees Celsius.

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Very hot. Happy New Year.

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-"Please wear glasses provided."

-OK. Here we go.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

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-Wow! We can toast some crumpets on that later.

-Yeah!

-He's a clever boy.

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Well done, son. Talking of which...

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Hmm, shiny.

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Our science team don't just blow stuff up.

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Well, they do, but they can do other stuff as well.

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Like crunching up entire planes. Time for our favourite bits of boffinry.

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We're not here for the making. We're here for the breaking.

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With just the airframe left, it doesn't take long for the team

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to reduce this 737 to 25 tonnes of scrap aluminium.

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With just a teensy bit of help from yours truly.

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It's now time for the surgeons to carve

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the rib cartilage into the shape of an ear. With no spare cartilage,

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Mr Sabbagh and Mr O'Toole only have one chance to get it right.

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You can see... Good. That's a new ear.

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People don't stare at me any ore.

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Because I've had a new operation.

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I'm going to be like everyone else.

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And I can wear glasses.

0:21:110:21:13

The Electric Mountain's proper name is Dinorwig, a massive hydroelectric

0:21:130:21:18

power station which can cope with sudden surges in demand.

0:21:180:21:21

It's hidden inside a mountain called Elidir

0:21:210:21:24

within Europe's largest man-made cave.

0:21:240:21:27

This is the main inlet valve, which is opening right now.

0:21:270:21:30

It's allowing 60 cubic metres of water per second.

0:21:300:21:35

You can hear it flowing from the top reservoir through this pipe.

0:21:350:21:40

The water then spins an enormous turbine in here,

0:21:460:21:49

which looks a bit like that one over there, which in turn makes

0:21:490:21:52

this huge drive shaft spin at 500 revolutions per minute.

0:21:520:21:59

And that makes an electrical generator on the floor above us

0:21:590:22:03

generate electricity.

0:22:030:22:05

When you're chatting to celebrities on the show,

0:22:050:22:07

the one thing you can be sure of is that you can't be sure of anything.

0:22:070:22:11

Here's just some of the things they've said that surprised us.

0:22:110:22:15

Here's why I'm excited. It is the same motorcycle Steve McQueen used

0:22:150:22:19

-to jump the fence in The Great Escape.

-Really?

0:22:190:22:22

And then I got to sit on it,

0:22:220:22:24

cos I don't actually know how to ride a bike.

0:22:240:22:26

-So you don't know how to ride a motorcycle?

-I actually don't.

-The Fonz, with the jacket...

0:22:260:22:31

-That's how good I was!

-LAUGHTER

0:22:310:22:34

-Is it true you lived in a tree for a short time?

-Well, I did. You've done your research.

0:22:340:22:39

I lived in a tree my senior year of university.

0:22:390:22:43

I wasn't, like, in a squirrel's house or anything.

0:22:430:22:46

I actually had a platform,

0:22:460:22:47

and you know, in California then, in the Seventies,

0:22:470:22:50

-everyone was very, everyone was living in a dome or a...

-Right.

0:22:500:22:53

..hut or an igloo or what have you, so I fit right in.

0:22:530:22:57

Well, I was taken into care pretty much straight from court,

0:22:570:23:01

at the age of 10½, nearly 11, and went into care homes then.

0:23:010:23:05

Eventually, by about a year in, I was settled in one place in Stoke-on-Trent.

0:23:050:23:09

The worst thing is being separated from your family.

0:23:090:23:12

You know, your siblings and your parents, and coming to terms with that.

0:23:120:23:16

I was making a film called How I Won The War with Richard Lester,

0:23:160:23:19

who did all the Beatles films.

0:23:190:23:22

And John and I, he was then married to Cynthia,

0:23:220:23:26

we stayed, I was married to Gabrielle,

0:23:260:23:29

and the four of us stayed in this house.

0:23:290:23:31

And he started, in the evening, we'd play table tennis or something,

0:23:310:23:37

but he'd sit on the end of the bed, going, "Strawberry Fields Forever."

0:23:370:23:41

-LAUGHTER Did he write...?

-"Oh, I'm not sure."

0:23:410:23:43

I said, "Don't worry, that's great, John. That's coming on very well."

0:23:430:23:48

-Some unbelievable stories!

-Yeah.

-Is that Sigourney Weaver in our tree?

0:23:480:23:52

I don't think so.

0:23:520:23:53

Do you know what? We just had a text from Chris, he says he's on his way.

0:23:530:23:57

He's got something for us, which is nice,

0:23:570:24:00

and something about a streaker in the car park?

0:24:000:24:03

Mmm, intriguing.

0:24:030:24:04

Anyway, on with the best bits of The One Show 2011.

0:24:040:24:07

We are now up to number 11,

0:24:070:24:09

and covering amazing local stories even the locals don't know about.

0:24:090:24:13

Here's our Gyles explaining how a world-famous man of peace

0:24:130:24:16

ended up in a Lancashire mill town.

0:24:160:24:19

Mohandas Gandhi, also known as the Mahatma, meaning the Great Soul,

0:24:210:24:25

was famous the world over for promoting the creation

0:24:250:24:28

of an Indian state, uniting Hindus and Muslims,

0:24:280:24:32

and independent of British rule.

0:24:320:24:34

In the 1920s, Gandhi spearheaded an Indian boycott of foreign goods

0:24:360:24:41

in an attempt to bring production back to his country.

0:24:410:24:44

The boycott especially targeted products like textiles from Britain,

0:24:440:24:48

as the British Empire had imposed tax and trade restrictions

0:24:480:24:51

that had made many Indian industries uncompetitive.

0:24:510:24:55

In doing so, Gandhi was peacefully taking on the might of the Empire.

0:24:550:25:00

Gandhi was no stranger to Britain.

0:25:000:25:02

As a young man, he'd studied law in London.

0:25:020:25:05

But 80 years ago, during the struggle for Indian independence,

0:25:050:25:08

he returned to England to take part in round-table discussions

0:25:080:25:11

with a reluctant British government.

0:25:110:25:14

And then, in the middle of his trip, he got on a train heading north,

0:25:140:25:18

and ended up here in the small Lancashire town of Darwen

0:25:180:25:23

on Friday the 26th of September 1931.

0:25:230:25:27

Why?

0:25:270:25:28

'Jayne Waring is a local historian.'

0:25:280:25:32

-So Darwen WAS cotton mills?

-Yes.

0:25:320:25:34

Built on the cotton mills, that was its sole trade.

0:25:340:25:38

And then one day, to this square, to this town hall, came Mahatma Gandhi.

0:25:380:25:44

Why?

0:25:440:25:45

Gandhi visited Darwen

0:25:450:25:46

to see how the people of Darwen were coping with the boycott.

0:25:460:25:50

He also wanted to highlight

0:25:500:25:52

that the Indian people were a lot worse off than the people of Darwen.

0:25:520:25:56

-So Gandhi came up here to see the trouble he was causing at mill.

-Yes, yeah.

0:25:560:26:00

This whole town had been hit hard by the boycott.

0:26:000:26:03

India was the major recipient of textiles from this area,

0:26:030:26:07

and the drop in demand had put hundreds of people out of work.

0:26:070:26:11

As a result, the Greenfield Mill owners invited Gandhi to visit,

0:26:110:26:16

and see the effects of his boycott on the workers of Darwen.

0:26:160:26:19

Modern detached houses now sit where the mill once stood,

0:26:190:26:23

but over the road, you can find the homes

0:26:230:26:25

that the Quaker owners of the factory once built for their workers.

0:26:250:26:30

'And it was at this unlikely spot, in a top floor room

0:26:300:26:33

'at Number 3 Spring Vale Gardens,

0:26:330:26:35

'that a spiritual leader spent his first night in Lancashire.'

0:26:350:26:39

And this is the little attic bedroom where Gandhi actually slept.

0:26:390:26:43

Though I hadn't realised that Mahatma was a Liverpool supporter.

0:26:430:26:46

Fearing reprisals, the police kept a large presence around Gandhi.

0:26:480:26:52

But despite this, the townsfolk were keen

0:26:520:26:55

to see an internationally renowned leader on their streets,

0:26:550:26:58

and they gave him a warm Lancastrian welcome.

0:26:580:27:00

And more than 80 years later, there are still some who remember

0:27:000:27:04

coming face to face with the Mahatma.

0:27:040:27:06

My father sat me down and told me

0:27:060:27:10

who Gandhi was, and what Gandhi had done to the Lancashire cotton mills.

0:27:100:27:16

He was a little bit peeved.

0:27:160:27:17

He explained why Gandhi was coming,

0:27:170:27:21

and he admitted himself, which I do now,

0:27:210:27:25

that Gandhi was a very brave man.

0:27:250:27:27

What did he look like?

0:27:270:27:29

This funny man with skinny legs and ten-to-two feet,

0:27:290:27:34

he came nearer to passing, and when he saw me, he stopped.

0:27:340:27:39

And he moved towards me, stroked my hair,

0:27:390:27:41

patted my face with both hands like that.

0:27:410:27:45

Stood there looking down at me, smiling,

0:27:450:27:49

didn't say a single, solitary word.

0:27:490:27:52

And then he walked away.

0:27:520:27:55

For a 10-year-old, it didn't really mean a lot,

0:27:550:27:59

but for some reason or other, I've never forgotten that.

0:27:590:28:03

Despite witnessing first-hand the hardship his boycott was causing,

0:28:030:28:08

Gandhi was not to be swayed from his country's struggle for independence,

0:28:080:28:12

whatever the cost to the mill-workers of Darwen.

0:28:120:28:15

At the beginning of the 20th Century,

0:28:150:28:18

there were more than 79,000 looms in Darwen.

0:28:180:28:21

By the end of it, there were none.

0:28:210:28:23

Cheaper overseas labour changed the face of Lancashire forever.

0:28:230:28:28

Hey, Matt, Al! Sorry I'm late! I almost had an accident in the car park. There's a naked man around.

0:28:340:28:39

-Yeah.

-You heard about this?

-I know.

-Unbelievable.

-He must be cold.

-Anyway, presents.

-Thank you.

0:28:390:28:43

-Thanks. We've got one for you too.

-Oh, come on, let's open them up!

-Shall we open them?

-So exciting!

0:28:430:28:48

-Novelty slippers!

-Slippers!

-Aw, they're really nice!

-Yay!

0:28:480:28:51

-Lovely.

-I'm going to put them on.

-You work together, think together - that's how it is. Great!

0:28:510:28:56

Listen, I'm late - have I missed anything?

0:28:560:28:58

You've missed quite a lot, but don't worry, we've got lots coming up.

0:28:580:29:02

-Like this...

-Whoa! Look at this!

0:29:020:29:05

A bit of this...

0:29:050:29:07

-CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

-And a whole lot of this...

0:29:070:29:10

A coconut, for example, you chop it in half and it looks like a haystack.

0:29:100:29:13

Cool. Well, I'm just going to get comfy. What's next?

0:29:130:29:16

Well, who else could be at number ten but the Prime Minister?

0:29:160:29:20

And watch out for THAT question to David Cameron.

0:29:200:29:23

We thought we'd start with four quick questions. The same questions

0:29:230:29:27

your civil servants came up with to measure the nation's happiness.

0:29:270:29:30

-Right.

-Right.

-Prime Minister, these are

0:29:300:29:33

the exact questions being asked to 200,000 households next month.

0:29:330:29:37

-So here we go. Ready for the first one?

-Fire away.

0:29:370:29:40

On a scale of zero to 10, overall how satisfied are you with your life nowadays?

0:29:400:29:45

HE LAUGHS

0:29:450:29:47

-How long have I got?

-It's just a scale of one to 10, we just need a number.

-Six.

0:29:470:29:50

-Six?

-That's pretty good, just over half, though. A bit worrying.

0:29:500:29:54

Second question - overall, how happy did you feel yesterday?

0:29:540:29:58

-Um... What was yesterday? Monday. Before...

-You were in Derby.

0:29:580:30:02

-Oh, I was in Derby. I love Derby. Quick, quick!

-THEY LAUGH

0:30:020:30:05

-You were at Rolls-Royce.

-I was. I had a great day, actually. It was really interesting,

0:30:050:30:09

-such an impressive place.

-So is that a 10?

-Better give that an eight.

-Yeah, good.

-OK.

0:30:090:30:13

That was lucky. I was just thinking, Monday...

0:30:130:30:16

-Thank you so much for coming on.

-Really lovely to come on.

-Such a wonderful evening.

0:30:160:30:20

Just very quickly, how on earth do you sleep at night?

0:30:200:30:24

-Um... I've always been able to sleep OK, actually.

-OK.

0:30:240:30:26

I find it you work hard during the day, try and get your stuff done...

0:30:260:30:30

-You sleep OK at night.

-..and try and put it behind you.

0:30:300:30:32

Because at the end of the day, if you're exhausted, you'll make rotten decisions.

0:30:320:30:36

There was the Prime Minister having a perfectly lovely time with your happiness rating on The One Show,

0:30:360:30:41

and then you caused a stir with that last question. Were you attempting to make a political point there?

0:30:410:30:47

Or were you genuinely asking him about his sleep patterns?

0:30:470:30:50

Let's move on to number nine, shall we?

0:30:500:30:52

This year, our history team really got hands on.

0:30:540:30:58

Here they are at their absolute historical best,

0:30:580:31:01

starting with an intriguing discovery in Northern Ireland.

0:31:010:31:04

This is actually a late 16th-early 17th century tuning peg for a harp.

0:31:090:31:13

-Oh.

-That find was found literally in the gutter, just outside a blacksmith's.

0:31:130:31:19

We know that travelling harpists, travelling musicians,

0:31:190:31:23

were visiting the houses at night within this settlement,

0:31:230:31:26

and it's tempting to say that this particular harpist left one of the houses very late at night,

0:31:260:31:30

made his way back up the cobbled surface and bumped against the corner of the blacksmith's forge,

0:31:300:31:36

and lost this quite valuable item in the gutter beneath it.

0:31:360:31:40

Keeping the skin and hair clean was only part of Roman hygiene.

0:31:400:31:44

You also needed to keep the clothes clean.

0:31:440:31:46

And for that, instead of detergents, the Romans used...

0:31:460:31:49

..urine.

0:31:510:31:52

-Oh, this...

-Aah.

-SHE COUGHS

0:31:520:31:54

'The urine helps in cleaning, as it contains ammonia.'

0:31:540:31:57

And the idea is that you're going to stamp on the clothes, almost like a dance.

0:31:570:32:01

This is agitating the fibres, and pushing the urine into the cloth,

0:32:010:32:07

and the stains, the dirt, the smells of everyday life

0:32:070:32:10

are being lifted up into the water.

0:32:100:32:13

-This is just what a washing machine does, isn't it?

-Absolutely.

0:32:130:32:16

60 years ago, jet aircraft like this one, the Hawker Hunter,

0:32:170:32:20

began to show the potential of being able to break the sound barrier.

0:32:200:32:24

But that wasn't a task for the faint-hearted.

0:32:240:32:27

My wife was asked, "Did you ever think he could get killed?",

0:32:270:32:31

and she said no, because she had no imagination.

0:32:310:32:34

You never thought you could make a hole in the ground.

0:32:340:32:38

I suppose this is what you need.

0:32:380:32:41

A bit of blind faith.

0:32:410:32:44

Our resident art expert is Phil Tufnell.

0:32:450:32:48

-No, we can't believe it, either.

-And this year, he met a man

0:32:480:32:51

whose photographs are literally good enough to eat.

0:32:510:32:54

The iconic London skyline has been photographed thousands of times

0:32:540:32:59

by professionals and amateurs alike,

0:32:590:33:02

but there's one British photographer, Carl Warner,

0:33:020:33:04

who has immortalised Tower Bridge and the Gherkin in a unique way.

0:33:040:33:10

MUSIC: "London Calling" by The Clash

0:33:120:33:14

If you look closely at Carl's London skyline,

0:33:140:33:17

you can see it's made out of crackers, green beans and broccoli,

0:33:170:33:20

amongst other edible ingredients.

0:33:200:33:25

Carl makes landscapes out of food, and then photographs them.

0:33:250:33:29

I've always had a love of landscape photography,

0:33:290:33:32

but I've always worked all my life as a still-life photographer.

0:33:320:33:36

This kind of combines the two,

0:33:360:33:39

I can make my own scenes, I can travel the world through food.

0:33:390:33:43

I think it works brilliant.

0:33:430:33:45

This was the very first one I did. I started off very simply.

0:33:450:33:49

I found these beautiful Portobello mushrooms, and I looked at them and thought, "these look like trees,"

0:33:490:33:54

so I brought them back to the studio,

0:33:540:33:56

put them on a big tabletop with some rice and beans,

0:33:560:33:59

-and it's down to the lighting and the camera angle, to get really low underneath them...

-Yeah.

0:33:590:34:04

..to make them look like they really are trees in some alien world.

0:34:040:34:09

We can trace the use of food in art as far back as the 1500s,

0:34:090:34:14

when Italian artist Giuseppe Arcimboldo

0:34:140:34:18

first painted fruit and vegetable faces.

0:34:180:34:20

Then, from the 20th century onwards,

0:34:200:34:22

a few artists began using foodstuffs to create mosaics.

0:34:220:34:27

Carl Warner has taken this to the next level.

0:34:280:34:31

By photographing actual sets made from food,

0:34:310:34:34

his final images have a sense of depth and perspective

0:34:340:34:37

that food mosaics don't.

0:34:370:34:39

Today, we're working on the last picture for my new kids' book,

0:34:390:34:43

which is basically landscapes made out of food,

0:34:430:34:46

but predominantly one colour.

0:34:460:34:48

So this one today is going to be pink.

0:34:480:34:50

-I was fortunate to come across this wonderful Italian nougat...

-Ooh, lovely.

0:34:500:34:54

..which has got a pink backing,

0:34:540:34:56

and these beautiful nuts inside, which look like a flint stone wall.

0:34:560:34:59

So over my shoulder here is Paul, making our cottage,

0:34:590:35:04

and he's actually cladding the lower part of the cottage

0:35:040:35:08

with this nougat, which gives us a very realistic look.

0:35:080:35:11

-I bet they're happy with you down the local sweet shop.

-They love me down the local sweet shop, yeah!

0:35:110:35:16

Primarily, I look for things that do look like the similar, larger counterparts in nature.

0:35:160:35:20

For example, a broccoli obviously looks like a tree, and that's quite an easy one,

0:35:200:35:24

but a coconut, for example, you chop it in half, and it looks like a haystack.

0:35:240:35:28

I made a scene out of smoked salmon, where the texture of the surface of the water is very similar

0:35:280:35:34

to that of smoked salmon, which I spotted in a restaurant,

0:35:340:35:37

thought, "Ooh, look at that," you know. "'Scuse me, sir, can I have your plate of food? Look at that!"

0:35:370:35:42

-And what are the difficulties about making sets from food?

-The hardest part, of course, is food perishing.

0:35:420:35:47

Coriander, for example, it's a very fragile herb, so the moment you cut it and stick it into your scene,

0:35:470:35:53

you turn around, and then 30 seconds later it's wilted.

0:35:530:35:56

So I tend to use more robust things like curly kale.

0:35:560:35:59

It lasts well under the lights, and it's great stuff,

0:35:590:36:02

cos I can use it close up as bushes,

0:36:020:36:04

but I can use it in the distance as tree canopy or rainforest canopy,

0:36:040:36:08

so I love curly kale.

0:36:080:36:10

-How do people respond to your work?

-Well, I think they initially do, like, a double take,

0:36:100:36:15

on the more realistic-looking images, people see it and they think it's actually a real place,

0:36:150:36:20

and then suddenly realise that it's actually made of food, and at that point they smile,

0:36:200:36:24

and I find that's the nicest part of it, seeing their reaction.

0:36:240:36:27

Because there's so much doom and gloom around,

0:36:270:36:29

and just to see something that, you know, gives people a bit of joy, I think is a great thing.

0:36:290:36:36

I could happily live in that finished scene.

0:36:360:36:39

Carl's food landscapes are certainly full of surprises,

0:36:390:36:42

and definitely bring a huge smile to everybody that sees them.

0:36:420:36:46

-And now, proof that Matt watches The One Show when he's not on it.

-Yeah.

0:36:500:36:54

The proof is that I now do food art to make my kids eat.

0:36:540:36:57

-You should have kids as well, so The One Show works for you.

-Right.

0:36:570:37:00

-What about we get on with opening the presents?!

-Who's this one from?

-I don't know!

0:37:000:37:04

It's from David Walliams!

0:37:040:37:06

Hello, The One Show. David Walliams here.

0:37:060:37:08

Hope you're having a great Christmas.

0:37:080:37:10

I got you a little something to help you swim into the New Year.

0:37:100:37:13

Have a very happy one. Bye!

0:37:130:37:15

And thank you to David Walliams for the budgie smugglers, which I'm now wearing on my head.

0:37:150:37:20

-Ha ha! Signed! Ooh!

-Lovely. Now to prove that it doesn't always go smoothly,

0:37:200:37:23

our next clip is the only time that the show has come to a full stop.

0:37:230:37:27

Yeah, but why did we choose this one?

0:37:270:37:29

Yep, a moment we will never forget. I mean, you just settle down

0:37:320:37:35

to a nice chat with Tamsin Greig, and then this happens...

0:37:350:37:38

And you just realise that, you know,

0:37:380:37:40

the women are the heart of those communities, the heart of those families.

0:37:400:37:44

You obviously have those qualities, as well, don't you? SHE LAUGHS

0:37:440:37:47

You do!

0:37:470:37:48

Well, you know, maybe my cooking could brush up a little bit.

0:37:480:37:52

FIRE ALARM SIREN

0:37:520:37:53

-Ooh!

-Ooh! I think that's our fire alarm.

-We've got a fire alarm.

0:37:530:37:56

-TAMSIN LAUGHS Wow.

-OK...

0:37:560:37:58

-Or maybe that's me talking about...

-Right, then. We'll link to a VT just in case, shall we?

0:37:580:38:02

Well, listen, while we've got the fire alarm,

0:38:020:38:05

we've got a very odd question for you.

0:38:050:38:07

-What do you get if you cross cows and bats?

-Cows and bats?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:38:070:38:11

-Battle.

-OK.

0:38:110:38:13

-No. What you get is very happy bats.

-SIREN RESTARTS

0:38:130:38:16

-We're going to pop out, you watch this VT.

-See you in a little while.

0:38:160:38:19

CHEESY MUZAK

0:38:190:38:21

-And now, where were we? Oh, yes, welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker...

-..and Alex Jones.

0:38:300:38:35

And before we start, we must apologise

0:38:350:38:37

that your One Show was interrupted last night.

0:38:370:38:40

Now, believe it or not, it was somebody cooking a baked potato

0:38:400:38:43

-in a microwave which set off all the fire alarms here.

-Yes.

0:38:430:38:46

So, if you're listening down there, do you mind having your tea

0:38:460:38:49

-after 7:30pm tonight, that would be great.

-Yeah.

-Brilliant,

0:38:490:38:53

BEEPING Dave?

0:38:530:38:54

Dave, didn't you get the memo?

0:38:540:38:56

-Dave...

-EVERYBODY: Oh, Dave!

0:38:560:39:00

I didn't get one.

0:39:000:39:02

I didn't get it.

0:39:020:39:03

Dave...

0:39:030:39:05

Thankfully we had loads more time to talk to our guests

0:39:050:39:08

on the other 231 shows this year.

0:39:080:39:11

And there were some stellar names. Here's another choice selection.

0:39:110:39:14

BOTH: It's Keanu Reeves! Excellent!

0:39:160:39:19

GUITAR RIFF, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:190:39:21

Here we go...!

0:39:260:39:28

Have you heard of an inventor called Thomas Thomson?

0:39:280:39:31

Yes! He invented the, um, glass bottle thing.

0:39:310:39:34

LAUGHTER

0:39:340:39:35

APPLAUSE

0:39:360:39:37

INAUDIBLE

0:39:370:39:41

My real name is Ramon Estevez, and I never changed it officially.

0:39:410:39:44

The children were all baptised with that name.

0:39:440:39:47

-It's a cause for much confusion when the cops pull you over.

-LAUGHTER

0:39:470:39:50

-Let's reveal the dead parrots.

-Oh! The dead parrot!

0:39:500:39:53

Ooh, I'll have that one.

0:39:530:39:54

ALL: Heyyyy!

0:40:000:40:02

-Favourite Bond film other than your own?

-The Spy Who Loved Me.

0:40:040:40:08

-Oh, apart from...

-Apart from yours, yes.

0:40:080:40:10

Oh, were there any?

0:40:100:40:12

I am the egg man, I am the walrus, coo-coo-coochoo.

0:40:120:40:15

-Is it nice and humid in here for you?

-Yes, it feels lovely.

0:40:150:40:19

That door opens and in walks an orang-utan.

0:40:190:40:21

Uh-uh-uh...

0:40:210:40:23

Has there ever been this much male hair on this sofa, do you think?

0:40:230:40:27

I thought that!

0:40:270:40:28

-We're like in the '70s or something.

-I know.

0:40:280:40:30

It's like we're some really awful prog rock band.

0:40:300:40:34

-I'm non-gluten, so I'm looking at this...

-What do you mean?!

0:40:340:40:37

You used to throw TVs out of the window!

0:40:370:40:39

Why on earth did I ever do this?

0:40:390:40:42

That was brutal!

0:40:420:40:43

I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:40:430:40:45

It's amazing to think we've spoken to that many people.

0:40:530:40:55

Well, we have, but only when Gyles Brandreth lets us get a word in.

0:40:550:40:59

By the way, Gyles has got some presents

0:40:590:41:01

so we'd better be nice to him. Hang on...

0:41:010:41:03

Even this is talking!

0:41:030:41:06

Hello, you beautiful people. I hope you're are having a very cool Yule.

0:41:060:41:10

As a man of many, many, many words,

0:41:100:41:12

I just had to get you some little literary goodies for the festive season.

0:41:120:41:17

Hope you enjoy them and Happy New Year! There!

0:41:170:41:20

Dear me, did you know he used to be the king of Latvia?

0:41:210:41:24

It's all right for you two, I haven't got a book.

0:41:240:41:26

Never mind that, 15 down, five more to go - Al.

0:41:260:41:29

Yeah, number five has got to be the romance of the year.

0:41:290:41:32

It's the Royal Wedding, of course.

0:41:320:41:36

Everyone remembers where they were on April 29th,

0:41:360:41:40

when Wills and Kate tied the knot.

0:41:400:41:42

I certainly do. I was at the One Show street party with you,

0:41:420:41:46

and a whole neighbourhood of wedding watchers.

0:41:460:41:48

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the One Show street party!

0:41:480:41:51

# The heart is a bloom

0:41:510:41:53

# Shoots up through the stony ground... #

0:41:550:41:58

What's going to happen here...?

0:41:580:42:01

Oh, it was so close, wasn't it?

0:42:010:42:03

# No space to rent in this town... #

0:42:030:42:06

At any moment now we will be crossing live to Clarence House.

0:42:060:42:09

-Do you feel like you're on standby?

-I am like a royal coiled spring waiting to burst forth.

0:42:090:42:14

# And you're not moving anywhere

0:42:160:42:19

# You thought you'd found a friend... #

0:42:190:42:21

-Who have you come as?

-Chris Evans.

-Chris Evans!

0:42:210:42:25

KLAXON

0:42:260:42:28

Come on, guys, come on! You've got to be quicker!

0:42:280:42:31

We didn't cheat!

0:42:310:42:33

# It's a beautiful day

0:42:330:42:37

# Don't let it get away... #

0:42:370:42:39

I think it's about time we had another

0:42:490:42:52

One Show Wildlife Highlight of the Year on this list.

0:42:520:42:56

Absolutely.

0:42:560:42:57

How about Mike Dilger witnessing a breathtaking bird display in Scotland?

0:42:570:43:02

Each winter, around 30,000 barnacle geese

0:43:020:43:05

should arrive in the Solway Firth, near Dumfries.

0:43:050:43:09

Making for a truly remarkable wildlife spectacle.

0:43:090:43:13

The geese have migrated some 2,000 miles

0:43:130:43:16

from their summer breeding grounds in the high Arctic,

0:43:160:43:19

to gorge themselves on the Solway grasses.

0:43:190:43:24

They fly in from Spitsbergen,

0:43:240:43:26

a remote island inside the Arctic Circle,

0:43:260:43:29

and return to this very spot year after year,

0:43:290:43:31

producing a breathtaking display.

0:43:310:43:35

But last winter there was a worrying drop in numbers,

0:43:350:43:39

and Brian Morrell from the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust

0:43:390:43:43

thinks it's due to... polar bears?

0:43:430:43:46

It has been seen in the last few years

0:43:460:43:48

that the habits of polar bears are changing

0:43:480:43:50

and they're visiting some of the island nest colonies

0:43:500:43:53

of the barnacle geese up in Spitsbergen.

0:43:530:43:56

This island is usually covered in ice and snow.

0:43:560:43:59

But as the ice sheets are melting, things are changing.

0:43:590:44:02

What we think's happening is the bears are being stranded on land

0:44:020:44:05

and not able to get to the seal colonies.

0:44:050:44:08

So they're just looking for anything they can find to eat.

0:44:080:44:10

And if there's a nest with eggs in it, they're eating them.

0:44:100:44:13

One polar bear can eat over 1,000 eggs in a season.

0:44:130:44:18

And so, unsurprisingly, last year the records for young geese

0:44:180:44:22

were down by 50 per cent.

0:44:220:44:25

But this year, scientists in Spitsbergen

0:44:260:44:28

think the geese may be making a comeback.

0:44:280:44:31

To be sure, Brian must count every single goose

0:44:310:44:34

arriving to the Solway Firth.

0:44:340:44:37

I presume this massive pair of binoculars is what you use.

0:44:380:44:44

These are just ideal for the job.

0:44:440:44:46

How do you count those?

0:44:460:44:49

I must admit, it's not easy.

0:44:490:44:51

We start at one end of the flock,

0:44:510:44:53

see if we can picture what ten of them look like,

0:44:530:44:56

then using a clicker like this one,

0:44:560:44:59

and clicking off tens all the way through until you get to the end.

0:44:590:45:03

They're not staying still,

0:45:030:45:04

and more are being added the whole time. This is not easy.

0:45:040:45:07

'At this time of year, 5,000 can arrive in just one day.'

0:45:070:45:12

Finished.

0:45:140:45:15

-How do you stand? Go on.

-3,090.

0:45:150:45:19

3,090?!

0:45:190:45:22

4,506.

0:45:220:45:24

'Well, either way, numbers are looking good

0:45:260:45:29

'and importantly the numbers of goslings are up too.'

0:45:290:45:33

It has been quite a good breeding season

0:45:330:45:35

for some of the barnacle geese on Spitsbergen.

0:45:350:45:38

I reckon the cliff nesting birds

0:45:380:45:40

are out of the reach of hungry polar bears.

0:45:400:45:42

'Thanks to this clever shift in their nesting locations,

0:45:420:45:46

'the geese of the Solway Firth

0:45:460:45:48

'should keep coming here in their thousands.

0:45:480:45:51

'And this means they'll continue to put on

0:45:510:45:54

'their amazing evening spectacle.'

0:45:540:45:56

The geese roost at night on the mud flats just out there.

0:45:560:46:00

At the moment, they're just behind me,

0:46:000:46:04

the other side of that gorse, feeding in a field.

0:46:040:46:07

As the light fades and dusk approaches,

0:46:070:46:09

they should rise up as one huge flock.

0:46:090:46:13

'Right now, there are just 15,000 geese here,

0:46:130:46:18

'half the final number.

0:46:180:46:20

'But when they lift off, there's no mistaking them.'

0:46:200:46:24

The vanguard have just taken off.

0:46:240:46:28

Listen to the wall of sound.

0:46:280:46:30

BIRDS CALL

0:46:300:46:32

All that noise you can hear is Mum saying, "Come on, kids, catch up."

0:46:320:46:37

And the kids returning, "Wait for me!"

0:46:370:46:39

That is why I'm into wildlife. For sights and sounds like that.

0:46:420:46:46

The backdrop of a beautiful sunset to mark the end of a beautiful day.

0:46:470:46:53

Listen to this. Whoa, look at this!

0:46:530:46:56

Right over my head.

0:47:030:47:07

Just doesn't get any better than that, does it?

0:47:120:47:15

How about that?

0:47:170:47:18

Mike Dilger at number four,

0:47:180:47:20

beating the Prime Minister and the Royal Wedding.

0:47:200:47:23

-We know he'll be thrilled.

-He will be thrilled.

0:47:230:47:25

We're into that top three now. Who's going to be number one?

0:47:250:47:28

-What is that moment?

-Don't know. Place your bets now.

-Can't wait.

0:47:280:47:32

At three, it's time to take things outside.

0:47:340:47:37

As you can see, this year we've got our guests to do things

0:47:370:47:40

you've never seen them do before. And they thought they'd never do.

0:47:400:47:44

OK, that's good.

0:47:440:47:46

Now he's going for the bag of flour.

0:47:460:47:49

I pick the chicken!

0:47:490:47:51

Oh!

0:47:510:47:53

OK, Marvin is in the lead from pole position,

0:47:540:47:58

but he's got the outside lines...

0:47:580:47:59

Ripping it up into the lead, Oritse, the back leader.

0:47:590:48:02

The man who knows what it's like to get things together.

0:48:020:48:06

We have a real battle, oh, my goodness me.

0:48:060:48:09

Coming through!

0:48:090:48:11

CHEERING

0:48:110:48:13

And here it comes!

0:48:150:48:17

This is Joey.

0:48:170:48:18

It's the horse from the National Theatre production of War Horse.

0:48:180:48:21

Two seconds will be deducted.

0:48:210:48:25

He's over the line.

0:48:250:48:28

She's through the heart!

0:48:280:48:31

Nothing so far.

0:48:370:48:39

KLAXON

0:48:390:48:40

There's one. Come on, Rod.

0:48:400:48:42

She's got a fourth goal, yes.

0:48:420:48:45

Fourth ball. Six goals. A result.

0:48:450:48:50

7-3, that means, Alyshia, you get the special One Show trophy.

0:48:510:48:55

APPLAUSE

0:48:550:48:58

Give it a tickle, and she's got the ball! That's the way.

0:49:000:49:03

Yes!

0:49:030:49:05

Yes!

0:49:050:49:06

WHISTLE BLOWS Winner!

0:49:060:49:09

Who knew Alex Jones was so good at basketball?

0:49:090:49:12

And who knew that Rod Stewart

0:49:120:49:13

would go down like the clappers at that penalty?

0:49:130:49:16

Had it not been for Al's Welsh, womanly, warm charm with his lawyer,

0:49:160:49:19

we'd have been sued for all we're worth at the BBC.

0:49:190:49:22

However, he didn't sue us so we still have some money left

0:49:220:49:25

and that means we get to number two which is very tuneful, apparently.

0:49:250:49:29

From brass bands...

0:49:310:49:33

..and bhangra...

0:49:350:49:37

..to Barry Manilow, the show has been filled with music in 2011.

0:49:400:49:44

Here's three of our favourite studio performances.

0:49:440:49:47

And isn't Hugh Laurie good?

0:49:470:49:49

# Let me tell you about a girl I know

0:49:490:49:53

# She's my baby and she lived next door

0:49:530:49:56

# In the morning when the sun comes up

0:49:580:50:01

# She brings me coffee in my favourite cup

0:50:010:50:04

# Yes, I know, yes, I know

0:50:040:50:09

# Hallelujah, I love her so. #

0:50:090:50:11

# But if I still believe you love me

0:50:130:50:16

# Maybe I'll survive

0:50:160:50:19

# So I tell myself you're coming home

0:50:190:50:22

# Like you've done a million times

0:50:220:50:25

# And if it's all right I'll still be loving you

0:50:250:50:30

# Cos I can't break it to my heart. #

0:50:300:50:35

# I'm walking away

0:50:450:50:46

# Like Rupert Murdoch told me

0:50:460:50:48

# I'm walking away

0:50:480:50:50

# My shrink gave his OK

0:50:500:50:52

# I'm walking away

0:50:520:50:54

# The self-help book implored me

0:50:540:50:56

# I'm walking away

0:50:560:50:58

# Jubilation day. #

0:50:580:51:01

-Brrr!

-So, here we are at number one

0:51:010:51:04

and it is of course the moment when...

0:51:040:51:06

Wait, Alex.

0:51:060:51:08

You've got to build up to these things,

0:51:080:51:10

you can't just blurt them out.

0:51:100:51:11

-There's still one more present to open.

-The drama!

0:51:110:51:15

Hello, One Show, Sarah Millican here.

0:51:150:51:17

Just got you a belated Christmas gift.

0:51:170:51:19

Hopefully it will keep you warm on winter nights. Happy New Year.

0:51:190:51:23

-Thanks, Sarah. Don't they look wonderful?

-Amazing.

0:51:230:51:26

They cover your belly up, oh, no, they don't.

0:51:260:51:29

Now for our number one highlight of the year.

0:51:290:51:32

What could it possibly be? No back-pedalling here.

0:51:320:51:36

It's Matt's incredible rickshaw ride from Edinburgh

0:51:390:51:43

all the way to London for Children in Need.

0:51:430:51:45

Well, it had to be, didn't it?

0:51:450:51:48

One man, three wheels

0:51:480:51:50

and 484 miles of open road.

0:51:500:51:55

You've got a minute and ten seconds left.

0:51:550:51:58

I want more pace on those legs, come on. Last minute.

0:51:580:52:01

Drive, drive, drive.

0:52:010:52:03

Keep it going. Max out, max out.

0:52:030:52:08

Five, four, three, two, and recover.

0:52:080:52:13

OK, Matt, ease up. Well done.

0:52:130:52:16

'I know how horrendous it's going to feel'

0:52:160:52:19

when I've got somebody in the back and I'm going up a hill.

0:52:190:52:22

You've just got to prepare yourself for that really

0:52:220:52:25

and take one step at a time. One tiny cycle at a time.

0:52:250:52:28

It's going to be hard work, it's going to be painful,

0:52:280:52:31

but I'll do my best, that's all I can do.

0:52:310:52:35

-ALL:

-Three, two, one, off you go.

0:52:350:52:38

Let's go! Goodbye, Edinburgh.

0:52:380:52:42

See you later.

0:52:420:52:44

Just over a mile down, 483 to go.

0:52:440:52:48

Now I've got a piper in the back.

0:52:500:52:52

Things don't get better through the Scottish borders.

0:52:520:52:54

Yes!

0:52:540:52:57

Let's just roll on down to London.

0:52:570:52:59

One minute I was really happy,

0:52:590:53:01

and the next I was, like, hanging over the bars in tears.

0:53:010:53:05

MATT CRIES AND SNIFFS

0:53:050:53:07

# On the road again... #

0:53:110:53:14

Missed you, rain. Pudsey in the back.

0:53:140:53:16

Uphill, a wonderful cocktail at 6 o'clock in the morning.

0:53:160:53:20

We've got a mini Pudsey. Can you come the whole way to London,

0:53:240:53:27

because you are much lighter than the bigger Pudsey...? No.

0:53:270:53:31

County Durham!

0:53:310:53:33

I'm slipping.

0:53:330:53:35

-Come on, Matt.

-Come on, Matt!

0:53:350:53:37

Tell him to follow my line across the road.

0:53:370:53:39

200 turns away from the highest point in the whole route.

0:53:410:53:48

-The money we've raised... Look at this.

-Well done, Matt.

0:53:480:53:51

How long have you been waiting at the top of this hill for me?

0:53:510:53:54

-About an hour, at least.

-I'm sorry to keep you out in the wet.

0:53:540:53:58

Thank you all. Thank you all.

0:53:580:53:59

York, here we come!

0:53:590:54:03

Let's go.

0:54:030:54:06

The last four days has just hit me like a...

0:54:060:54:08

Oh... Sharp pains in the old knees...

0:54:100:54:13

..I've got the back of my kneecap grinding against my bone.

0:54:140:54:19

It's excruciating, it makes you feel sick.

0:54:190:54:23

All these people that are waiting out to cheer me on and keep me going.

0:54:230:54:26

And I just feel so bad that I just can't get to them

0:54:260:54:29

when they're expecting me to get to them.

0:54:290:54:32

Thank you very much indeed.

0:54:340:54:36

'The people of Lincolnshire didn't let me down.

0:54:360:54:41

'It was worth every minute of pain.'

0:54:410:54:43

Somebody just told me, just today, over 100,000 pledged TODAY.

0:54:430:54:48

Today? Really?

0:54:480:54:49

Well, we've now left Lincoln behind us...

0:54:490:54:53

I am hoping to get to Peterborough by about 6:00pm if you can do that.

0:54:550:54:59

-What's your average speed?

-We're doing ten miles in an hour and a half.

0:54:590:55:02

I should have brought a picnic.

0:55:020:55:03

CHEERING

0:55:030:55:05

Here we go!

0:55:050:55:08

Isn't that wonderful?

0:55:080:55:09

And into a headwind...

0:55:100:55:13

Less than 100 miles! Less than 100 miles!

0:55:130:55:18

Look at the schoolkids...

0:55:210:55:23

What lesson should you be in now? Maths? This is harder than maths.

0:55:240:55:27

Matt's ride may be well and truly over,

0:55:440:55:48

but you can still donate.

0:55:480:55:50

Just text the word Matt to 70705.

0:55:500:55:52

Texts cost £5 plus your standard network charge

0:55:520:55:56

and £5 goes to Children in Need.

0:55:560:55:58

Text lines close at midnight on 31st December.

0:55:580:56:02

For full terms and conditions visit our website at

0:56:020:56:06

bbc.co.uk/theoneshow.

0:56:060:56:07

-Amazing stuff, Matt.

-I'm through, I'm through.

0:56:110:56:14

Is that Children in Need? Hi, Pudsey, how are you doing?

0:56:140:56:17

Can we give some more money to Matt cos he was so good?

0:56:170:56:20

Thank you, bye.

0:56:200:56:21

Anyway, so far you and the viewers at home

0:56:210:56:24

have raised an incredible £1,823,648.

0:56:240:56:29

It goes without saying, a massive thank you to everybody

0:56:290:56:32

who came out and supported me, made me food and got me to London.

0:56:320:56:36

Thank you so much for all of your donations.

0:56:360:56:38

Well, that's it.

0:56:380:56:39

Only a fraction of what we got up to in 2011.

0:56:390:56:42

The best thing about these highlight shows

0:56:420:56:44

is it always looks so much better than it was.

0:56:440:56:47

-You can't say that!

-I know, but I just did.

0:56:470:56:50

2012 is going to be off the scale, we have the Olympics.

0:56:500:56:53

Yes, the Diamond Jubilee, of course.

0:56:530:56:55

And the best bit, Chris here is pole vaulting

0:56:550:56:58

-across the Grand Canyon for Sports Relief.

-Naked!

0:56:580:57:02

Anyway, thanks for watching us all year.

0:57:020:57:04

We are back on Monday, January 9th.

0:57:040:57:07

Until then have a really happy new year,

0:57:070:57:09

we'll leave you with some more of our clever, enthusiastic

0:57:090:57:12

and often kooky, strange One Show family.

0:57:120:57:14

-Bye.

-Bye-bye.

0:57:140:57:16

MUSIC: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge

0:57:200:57:22

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0:57:260:57:28

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0:57:280:57:31

# Get up, everybody, and sing

0:57:320:57:36

# We are family

0:57:360:57:39

# I got all my sisters with me

0:57:400:57:44

# We are family

0:57:460:57:48

# Get up, everybody, and sing... #

0:57:480:57:51

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0:57:520:57:54

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