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PLANES SCREAM | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Apologies, Herr Hitler. Your bombers won't get through tonight. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
MACHINEGUN FIRE | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Taka-taka-taka... | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
HE IMITATES SWOOPING PLANE | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
One down. 17 to go. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Dad? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Oh, Dad, where are you? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Dad? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
HE GASPS | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
TYRES SQUEAL | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Oh, no. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
GRANDPA IMITATES PLANES | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
There's my grandpa. But he wasn't always this confused. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Take this, Jerry! Taka-taka-taka-taka... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
He was once the Royal Air Force's bravest Spitfire pilot. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
That was during World War II | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
but our story takes place 40 years later, in the 1980s. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
I wasn't like the other kids at school, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I didn't want a Rubik's Cube or a mullet. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
I was happiest with my World War II model planes from Grandpa's stories. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
The best day of the week was always Saturday - | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
that was the day that me and my sister Shelley would see Grandpa. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
If we were really lucky, he would take us to the war museum. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
It was him or me - I press on my machineguns. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
The air was filled with bullets, smoke, fire, I'd hit my first | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Messerschmitt, the Luftwaffe pilot who parachuted down, I let him be. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:47 | |
Then it was back to base and Grandpa would take us | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
on a top-secret mission. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Right, off we go, canopy secure? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-Check. -Fuel gauge on full? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-Check. -Up, up and away! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Up, up and away! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
It was the happiest of times. Up, up and away! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
But times changed. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Grandpa became more forgetful. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
GRANDPA HUMS | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
He'd forget he'd made a cup of tea... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
..and make another one. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
KETTLE WHISTLES | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
So I tried to help. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Every week, I got his shopping. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Waiter, this is corked. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
In spite of his medication, Grandpa wasn't getting any better. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
In fact, he was getting worse. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Morning, Grandpa, time for your doctor's appointment. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
We'll just wait for Peggy. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
My dear wife Peggy, just getting ready. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
She won't be a minute. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Peggy's not here, Grandpa. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
She died during the war. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Did she? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
My darling Peggy. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
It's OK, Grandpa, I'll look after you. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
I wish I could say my family helped with Grandpa, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
but they had their own things going on. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
This is my sister, she got older and was only interested in Duran Duran. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: Rio by Duran Duran | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Marry me, Simon Le Bon. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Mum was a high roller in the beauty business. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Avon calling! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Dad worked for the council. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
He always claimed he was head of road maintenance | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
but Mum said he was in charge of traffic cones. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
It certainly was his favourite topic of conversation. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
So guess where traffic cones were first used in the UK. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Nobody cares, Barry. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
No, the correct answer is the M6. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Occasionally, it was like it used to be. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
WAR FILM ON TV | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
How fast is that Spitfire going, Grandpa? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Top speed 360 miles an hour, near enough. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
I'd give anything... anything to fly one again. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
The funny thing was, Grandpa wasn't confused | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
when he talked about the war and that gave me an idea. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Good morning, Wing Commander. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Squadron Leader. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
The medical officer wants to know if you've had your energy pills today? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Righty-ho, down the hatch. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
I'd just pretend the war was still on. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Anything further from air command? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
They want us to keep physically fit for the coming battle. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
-Kick about in the park? -Good call. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Which was fine - when it was just Grandpa and me. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
But harder with all the family. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
SISTER HUMS | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Now, the story behind making traffic cones orange is a fascinating one. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
-This tea's off. -That's gravy, Dad. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Dad? You're not my son, my son's a little, little baby. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Whatever next? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
He's got worse, much worse. He'd be best off in a... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-WHISPERS: -..home. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
He is in a home, Mum. HIS home and he's happy there. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
He's drinking from the gravy boat, Jack, the gravy boat! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-Wing Commander? -Squadron Leader? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
You're in the mess hall and the charlady... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-I beg your pardon? -..has just served up your rations. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, oh, I see, jolly good. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
I don't know if you should be pretending it's the war, Jack. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
What if he attacks that nice German lady who works in Bejam's? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
SISTER SINGS OFF KEY | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
This food is diabolical. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Then we can have the charlady taken out and shot! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm trying to help. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
So we tried to play along and that worked out for a while | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
until one night, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Dad found Grandpa sitting on the church roof. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Love? He's on the church roof this time. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
I don't know how he got up there. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
There's only one person who can get him down. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
You are joking? This is a saga now. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
We need Jack, you know how close he is to his grandpa. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
It's too late. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Jack's got a geography test tomorrow | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
and I've got a ton of make-up to shift. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Or do you want a garage full of unsold Bucks Fizz eyeshadow? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I'm going to help Grandpa, Mum, it's up to you if you come or not. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Well, let me get this off first. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Come on, Mum! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
MUSICAL HORN BLARES | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
MUSIC: Cars by Gary Numan | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
What time do you call this? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Mum, stop ruining everything for me. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
We will have words later, young lady. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Are you Shelley's sister? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
No, silly, I'm her mum but I know, I look young for my age. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
And you must be...? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Dazza, but I do often get mistaken for Simon Le Bon. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, yeah, I bet you do. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Mum? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
I want you in bed in one minute. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Goodnight, Mrs Shelley's mum. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
I can see you. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
HE IMITATES SIREN | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
He's gone completely cuckoo. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh, Jack, help him, please. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
What in St Peter's name is going on here? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
MUSIC: Theme from The Omen | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Get down off my roof, you vandal! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Think you're a good shot, hey? We'll see about that! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
My father gets a little confused sometimes. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Confused? He's certifiable. What if he falls off? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
I don't want to spend me morning scooping him up. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
You want us to fetch the air rifle, Reverend? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-ALL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, that'll bring him down. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-That worked for the pigeons, didn't it? -No, please, just wait. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Wing Commander, this is base, over. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
What? this is Wing Commander, reading you loud and clear. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Your mission has been a great success, return to base. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Roger that! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
GRANDPA CHUCKLES | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, hang on, hang on, he's going to fall... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Oh. Well, I never. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Fall out, men. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Wing Commander, let me escort you to your transport, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
there's drinks in the officers' mess. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Yeah, just the job, Squadron Leader. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
HE GROANS | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, no, oh, no. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
No, no, I'm fine. Shouldn't have eaten that pickled egg. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Poor soul. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I do bring a lot of comfort to the old and the infirm of the parish. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
I'd love to help, if I could. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
We just want what's best for us, I mean - him. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Yeah, I mean, there is the most wonderful care home nearby, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Twilight Towers. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
RAVENS CAW | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
I don't think he'd like that. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Oh, no - it's heavenly, it's like Disneyland for coffin dodgers. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Grandpa's not going in a home. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Yeah, trouble is, it's very often very, very full. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
What a shame. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
But then, I have a very good relationship with Miss Dandy, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
what runs Twilight Towers, she just might be able to squeeze him in. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-Perfect. -No! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
No, we need to discuss this as a family first. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Might be too late but, yeah, of course. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh, yeah, why don't you take with you this, er, colour | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
brochure of Twilight Towers and this is for you, boy. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
They say it's a little...gonk. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
It's got googly eyes... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
..just like your grandad. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
That's lovely. Goodnight. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Oh, goodnight, God bless you, God bless you, obviously. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
It looks lovely, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
it's more like a hotel than somewhere you get put to die. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Charlady, this is the worst roast beef I have ever tasted. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
It's not roast beef, | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
it's fish pie, and for the last time, I'm not your charlady. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Your son has something to tell you. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
We had a new order of traffic cones in, they're reflective. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Barry! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
You know we all love you very much? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
But the thing is, it... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Spit it out, airman, choppity-chop. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
After what happened last week, we thought it might be best if... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-If you came here to live with us. -You what? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
He could share my bedroom. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-Well, we can't cope with him here. -Well, it's not a bad idea. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Er, he'd better not hog the bathroom, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
-it takes me ages to crimp my hair in the mornings. -I'm sorry, but... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
I accept, though the catering had better improve. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
I'll tell the charlady. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Where am I going, again? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Our house, Dad. You're coming to live with us. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
On a trial basis. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Yeah, I live here, Peggy won't know where I've got to. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Son? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Wing Commander... | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
..due to enemy activity, the air commander wants you to | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
lodge at alternative quarters. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Why didn't they just say? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Charity shop, sale, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, rub... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:16 | |
This is not rubbish. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Wing Commander? Let me take you to the tuck shop. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Oh, jolly good. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Ah-ha, my two favourite customers, Mr Bumting and Master Bumting. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:36 | |
It's Bunting. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Bumting, like I said. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Hello there, Quartermaster. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
I have very special offer for today, 15 cans of... | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
..Quatro - for the price of 14. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Er, no thanks. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
What has a hazelnut in every bite? Topic! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Or any of these other bars which melted in the window with it. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
I'm quite partial to a Smartie. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Those I have, both - traditional and limited edition green ones. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
Really, they're mouldy Revels. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Er, standard issue will be fine. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Er, you will find them | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
under the puzzle magazines next to the correcting fluid. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
You look troubled, Master Bumting. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Grandpa's coming to live with us. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Splendid. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
I just, I worry about whether it'll work out. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Do not fret, Indian families always take in the older generation, | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
it works without fail, even when Auntie Pia sings Wham Rap | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
at the top of her voice when I'm trying to watch the snooker. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Either Grandpa comes to live with us or he'll be sent to Twilight Towers. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh, no. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
What? | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
Oh, no, no. I've heard very bad things about Twilight Towers. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-What? -They say the only way out of that place is... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
..in a coffin. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
# Do you really want to hurt me... # | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
What a fine-looking woman. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
We can't leave him in the house on his own. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
No. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Well, what are we going to do? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Tomorrow's the launch of the Country Diary Of An Edwardian Lady | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
roll-on deodorant. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Well, I've got a really big day at work tomorrow, | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
I've got to test all the new traffic cones. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Have I ever told you how I judge them? -Many times. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Durability, colour, attractive shape. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Why did I marry you? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-Jack, you're going on a school trip tomorrow? -Yep. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Well, you'll have to take Grandpa with you. Where are you going? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-War museum. -Perfect. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
You can take him along. He loves a bit of war. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Fine replicas, Squadron Leader. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
I wish they were real. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
The Spitfire's like nothing else, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
you can turn on a sixpence. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Grandpa? When you... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Er, we need to listen out for enemy aircraft. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
MUSICAL CAR HORN BLARES | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
That's Shelley's stupid boyfriend Dazza. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Mum, I mean, the air commander, says lights out by 9:00. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
I hope you don't snore, I can't abide snorers. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
-I don't think I do. -Well, goodnight, Squadron Leader | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
and thank you for sharing your quarters, very decent of you. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
Glad to help, sir. Goodnight. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
HE SNORES | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
ENGINES ROAR | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Right, everyone, Rubik's Cubes down! Eyes up, looking! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Looking! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
I want to remind everyone that this is an educational trip, | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
we will not have a repeat of the tomfoolery at the zoo... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
I don't want to find a live penguin in Gavin Macey's rucksack! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
Got that? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Good. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
You're not in year six, why are you here? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
He's my grandpa, Miss. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
Yeah, I can surmise that. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
He was a Spitfire pilot in the war. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Well, if he promises to be educational, he can come. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Thank you, Miss. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Now, everyone has a questionnaire... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
And nobody is allowed in the gift shop | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
until it has been filled out and that is a fact, am I clear? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
ALL: Yes, Miss Verity. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Good. And here's yours, coach driver. Neatest handwriting, please. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Right, everyone off, please, no talking, no laughing, no dawdling. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
Oi, you lot, don't climb on the tanks. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
I've been here before. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Yes, you have, many times. You took me, Grandpa, do you remember? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
What's my Spitfire doing hanging from the ceiling? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
-What's wrong with your grandad? -Nothing. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
These, these pilots are very young. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
New recruits. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Ah. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
How are you getting on? Are you stuck? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
The stupid answer's not on the stupid board. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I can help you with that. I was there. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
You see, the Nazis wanted to bomb the life out of us, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
so they could invade and take us over. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Herr Hitler sent huge squadrons of Junkers | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
and Messerschmitts over the coast, the sky was black with them. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
AIRCRAFT DRONE | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
RAF pilots had to stop the Nazi bombers from getting through - | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
we were young and frightened, not, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
well, not that much older than you are. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
My squadron was the first to be scrambled up, up and away. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
I pushed my Spitfire past 300mph. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Wow. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
It... You see, they outnumbered us, oh, four to one, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:33 | |
so to stand any chance, we had to get above them before they got here. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:38 | |
We waited up there until the enemy were so close | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
we could see the swastikas on their tails and then I gave the order... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
..DIVE! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
SHE CLEARS THROAT | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
When did all this happen, exactly? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Sorry? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
The children need dates for the exam. Facts, facts and more facts. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
Facts are all that matter. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Oh, well it was, er, yeah, last Monday. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
I hardly think so! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
No, no, oh, no, no, sorry - I tell a lie, er, last, er, last Sunday. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
All right, settle down, everyone. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
The Battle of Britain was not last Sunday, it took place | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
between July and October 1940, make a note of that, class. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
That's what I'm saying! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Jack, I'm sure your grandfather means well | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
but he is a very old and confused man. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
Hey, maybe he did do something during the war, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
but I very much doubt that he was a Spitfire pilot. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
He was. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Can I have a word? In private. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
You grandfather is not welcome on any more school trips. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
But Miss! | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
That is a fact. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Right, class, this way, please! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Turn to question 98 in your questionnaire... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Grandpa? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
-Grandpa! -Psst! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Up here, Squadron Leader. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
What are you doing up there? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Looking for my log book, I wanted to prove that awful woman wrong. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
It's wonderful to be back in my plane again, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
they won't mind if I took her for a spin, would they? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Um, I think they might. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Oi, what are you playing at? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Look out, it's the SS. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
STIRRING MUSIC | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Code... Man, man in a plane, repeat code - man in a plane. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
Take him down, Squadron Leader. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
ALARM BELL RINGS I'll make a break for it. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
I can't take him down, he's ginormous. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
That is really hurtful. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
BOTH GROAN | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Jack! You tell your grandfather to come down this... | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
BOTH GROAN | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-..instant. -You fell on my face! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Run for it! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
MUSIC: Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
# When I'm with you, baby | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
# I go out of my head | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
# And I just can't get enough | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
# And I just can't get enough | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
# All the things you do to me | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
# And everything you said | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
# I just can't get enough | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
# I just can't get enough | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
# And when it rains | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
# You're shining down for me | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
# I just can't get enough | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
SIRENS WAIL # I just can't get enough. # | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Sugar. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
We've been sat in here waiting for ages. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Yes... Classic Gestapo mind games. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Prisoner of war camp for me, as long as it's not Colditz. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
I won't let them take you away. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Sorry I've let you down, old chap. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
You didn't and you never will. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Mum, Dad, you can't let Grandpa be thrown into prison. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Well, it's not up to us, the police told us what happened. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Your grandfather damaged a very valuable plane. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
MUSIC: Theme from The Omen | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
I don't think there'll be any need for prison. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Let me make a call for you, shall I? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Oh, thank you, Reverend. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
CHUCKLES | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
We are so pleased to see you. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Hello, Miss Dandy? Yeah, it's me. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
I have a gentleman here in desperate need of help. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
No, well, I can sort everything here with the duty sergeant | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
at the police station but might you, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
as a huge favour to me, be able to squeeze him in to Twilight Towers? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Colditz. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
She's gone to find out. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Oh, she's... She's coming back, that's quick, innit? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Oh, you can, oh, you can, oh, that's marvellous, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
you're a life-saver, Miss Dandy. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Oh, rejoice, rejoice. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Thank you so much, Vicar. You are a good man. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Oh, thank you, thank you. Anything for my flock. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-But.. -Would you rather he went to prison, boy? Huh? Huh? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
No... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
CHUCKLES | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
DOGS BARK IN THE DISTANCE | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
You enjoying your toad in the hole, Dazza? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh, delicious, Mrs Shelley's mum. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
I think it might be the nicest dinner I've ever had. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Oh. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
A bit OTT? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Is that my beer? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
He's our guest, Dad? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Can we go and see Grandpa after dinner? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
No, Jack, he'll be too busy in his new place. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
All those baskets to weave. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Shelley tells me you work at the garage? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Yeah, I used to be YTS but they took me on full time | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
because an Austin Princess fell on Mark Lansom's leg! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Oh, that was a stroke of luck. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
So, don't tell me, you must be a model. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
No, but I have been known to grace the cover of the Avon brochure. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Mum! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Oh, you'll have to give me one. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
I'll stick it on the wall at work, next to Linda Lusardi. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Absolutely not! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
-Let me see if I can find you one. -Mum! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Oi, Barry, do us a favour. -What? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
Get rid of all the traffic cones between my gaff and work! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
That would be against the traffic cone code of conduct. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I bet that's interesting reading! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Ah. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
How do we know if Grandpa's too busy? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
He needs a rest, love. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
We didn't want to tell you, son, but Grandpa has a... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
..weak heart. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
But...he's going to be all right? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
I do kung fu. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
How wonderful for you. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Yeah, I'll teach you if you like, junior, learn from the master. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Oh. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
No, thanks. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Well, you ever get in trouble, you know where to come. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
I'm like a kung fu expert, I've seen Enter The Dragon 17 times. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Wow. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Um, I've got to go up and do my homework. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Homework? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
DAZZA SPLUTTERS I never bothered with homework. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Which I deeply regret, because you should always, | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
always do your homework. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
You know, unless Knight Rider's on. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
He's had three. He's had three. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
SINISTER SCORE | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
GONG | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
LOCKS BANG | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
What? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Er, hello, I was hoping to visit my grandfather. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
We're closed for visitors. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Please. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
Matron! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
Urgh. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
RAVENS CAW | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Can I help you, boy? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
I'm here to visit my grandfather, Mr Bunting. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
Oh, the new arrival. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
We'll, he'll just have had his yummy pills | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
and now he'll be having his super snooze. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Is he all right? We're really close. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
Really? Because he hasn't mentioned you. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
Nurse Blossom, Nurse Rose, | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
has Mr Bunting mentioned his grandson at all? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
BOTH: Nah. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
No, I think Grandpa's forgotten all about you. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
No, he can't have. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Visiting hours are between 3:00 and 3:15 every alternate Sunday. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Until then, kindly bog off. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
GATE BOOMS | 0:28:10 | 0:28:11 | |
Right, it's time to go, everyone. Hurry up. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
I've barely touched my Viennetta. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Come on, Shelley, we need to go visit Grandpa. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
I'm not coming, I've got to tape the charts. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
And I need to test this lip liner on next door's cat. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
Oh, come on, Mum. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
Oh, I don't know, look at all the balloons. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
MUSIC: The Birdie Song by The Tweets | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Welcome, welcome. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
Are you having a party today? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
Every day is party day at Twilight Towers. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
Oh, come in and see for yourself. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Yes, we do like to give the old folk the very best time. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
I mean, we can't be sure how much time they've got left. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Which reminds me, did you bring Mr Bunting's documentation, | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
the passport, the driving licence, the will? | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Yes, yes, of course. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
Put them all in the study with the rest of them, please. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Well, what a lovely visit, we'll see you again in two weeks. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
Where's Grandpa? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:13 | |
He's very, very tired, he didn't want to see you. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
I don't believe you. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
Nurse Blossom! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
Will you fetch Mr Bunting? | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
You're a very demanding boy. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Dad? | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
Dad? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:41 | |
Are you there? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
We bought you a soap on a rope. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
-I've got your favourite sweets. -Oh, he's fast asleep, bless. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
What have they done to you? | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
Um, I think I might take Grandpa out into the garden, | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
the air might perk him up a little bit. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
All clear, Wing Commander. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
Sorry about that, Squadron Leader, er, I'll have those now. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
Er, had to pretend to be asleep, the guards here in Colditz, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
they force feed us sleeping pills. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
We get given them morning and night. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
Luckily, I managed to hide mine under my moustache. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
Three nights ago, I undertook a reconnaissance mission. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
I saw the Kommandant doing something very strange with a pile of papers. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:46 | |
I leave all my worldly goods to... | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
She must be forging the wills, taking all the money. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
Then I found a room with valuables in it. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
And a number of coffins. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:04 | |
Could there be some mysterious connection? | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
I'm not sure it's that mysterious. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
Well, since then, they've increased the patrols. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
FOOTSTEPS THUD | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
We have to break you out. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
Too right, we do, but the trouble is they're suspicious, | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
they've increased my sleeping pill dose as well, | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
my moustache isn't big enough to hide them all, look, see, | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
they're like sweets, they don't taste as nice. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
Then why not take these instead? You could switch them. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, genius. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
Raj had a special offer, 11 tubes for the price of 12. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
Yes, you're going to have to work on your maths, Squadron Leader. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
-No, these are just the ticket. -What else do you need? | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
Well, any escape attempt requires string, lots of string. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
String. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Do you have a Browning revolver? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:55 | |
-Er, no. -Arsenic? -I don't think so. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
-Flame-thrower? -Tricky. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
Then, just make sure you've plenty of string. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
More string. When will we do it? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Well, I've to finish my map, compile a weather report | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
and I'm halfway through a jigsaw of Big Ben at twilight. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
There's quite a lot of sky to fill in. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Tomorrow night? | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
Now, Squadron Leader, are you sure you volunteer for this mission? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:21 | |
It will be dangerous. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
-I'll be here. -Brave chap. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
Ah, there you are! | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
Still nattering 31 seconds | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
after visiting hours have actually finished. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
Gramps, you must be exhausted. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
What you really need now is a very long nap. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
-See you soon, Dad. -Take care. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Don't worry, I shall be keeping a very close eye on him day and night. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:45 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: Girls On Film by Duran Duran | 0:33:45 | 0:33:51 | |
Why wouldn't you come and see Grandpa? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
-Shut up, you're talking over Duran Duran. -I don't care. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Simon Le Bon | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
and I've got a stupid French name, even though I'm from Pinner. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Why don't you care about Grandpa any more? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
I did care about him, I did, but he's not Grandpa any more, | 0:34:08 | 0:34:12 | |
he's someone else, it's scary. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
No. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
He's still Grandpa and he cares about us like he always did... | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
..even if you don't. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: 9 To 5 by Dolly Parton | 0:34:49 | 0:34:54 | |
# It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it... # | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
-Dazza? -Oh. hello. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
You said if I was ever in trouble, you'd teach me kung fu. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
Yes, grasshopper, er, listen to the master. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:25 | |
So the secret of kung fu is that you have to hit | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
someone as hard as you can and shout kung fu. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
All right, kung fu! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:35 | |
So...you don't know kung fu? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
-Great. Don't tell Shelley I've been here. -Well, where are you going? | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
To see Grandpa, but don't tell her that. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
-Do tell her or don't tell her? -Don't. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Don't do tell her or do don't tell her? | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
OWL HOOTS | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
Twit-twoo! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:15 | |
..Event of my inevitable death, the sole beneficiary... | 0:37:25 | 0:37:30 | |
Me. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
Grab it. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:36 | |
-It's made from... -Ladies' knickers, yes. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
Where did you get them all? | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
Well, well, they're not mine, if that's what you're trying to say. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
-Come on. -I'm not going to escape in my pyjamas - the shame! | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
We don't have long! | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
Wing Commander! Ready? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
Er, absolutely. Just one little thing... | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Orderly fashion, please. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:08 | |
How many people have you got up there? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
Er, not more than 20. I...I shared out my Smarties. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
But, Grandpa! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:15 | |
No buts. It's every British prisoner of war's duty to escape. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
Right, everybody, who's first? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Would you put the kettle on? I'm parched. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
Would anyone like a game of contract whist? | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Oh, this is hatch is too small. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
Excuse me - is there a powder room in the vicinity? | 0:38:37 | 0:38:43 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:44 | |
I wish to visit the lavatorium. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
I'm desperate for a wazz! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:52 | |
You'll just have to hold it in for a little while, madam, for King | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
and country. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
Come on! What are you doing? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
There's no need to be irate, dear. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
-What did he say? -You all have to get down now. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
Where are we going? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
We could be down already, if you stopped barking at us. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
I can't do it, I can't abide heights. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
Well, it's just like riding a bike. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
I've never ridden a bike. Perhaps if YOU could show me... | 0:39:18 | 0:39:23 | |
Very well. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:25 | |
SHE MUTTERS | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
-I didn't mean leave me. -I'll catch you. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
-Do you promise? -Absolutely. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
Well, in that case... | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
..here I come! | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
You see? | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
Nothing to worry about. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:00 | |
My foot's caught in the gusset! | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
-Did she see you? -No, I think I got away with it. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
AIR RAID SIRENS WAIL | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Quick, head east-northeast. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
Well, that way. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
We'll never make it past the searchlights. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
You will if we create a diversion. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
Come on find them, find them... Find them now! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
Over here! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
Ah, I should've known. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
A mass escape attempt with you as the ringleader. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
It was all my idea. Please let Grandpa go. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
This young chap had nothing to do with it, | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
I claim full responsibility. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:55 | |
Oh, shut up. Do you know what this is? | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
-Looks like a toasting fork. -It's a cattle prod! | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
-Where'd you get that? -It was a birthday present. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
That's a funny sort of birthday present. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
-It's what I asked for! -Pfft. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
It can knock a man out cold... | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
SIZZLES | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Torture is strictly forbidden on prisoners of war. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
You'll never dare use it. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Which one of you was responsible for dishing out the sleeping | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
pills this afternoon? | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
Me, Miss. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:22 | |
WAILS | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
-It's a chap! -Yes, hadn't you noticed? | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
No, and I've been caught out a few times before, come to think of it. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
Get them. Go on. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
Kung fu! | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
Oh! | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
It works. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:42 | |
Well done, Squad... He's a chap, as well. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
-Charge, recharge! -What shall we do now? | 0:41:47 | 0:41:48 | |
Well, we've got to keep them away from the POWs. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
-Let go of my foot! -So up here! | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Let go! | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
SHE HUMS | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Where now? | 0:42:04 | 0:42:05 | |
I haven't thought that far ahead. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
We're not giving up without a fight, Herr Kommandant. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Kommandant? | 0:42:14 | 0:42:15 | |
I think you must've lost what remains of your tiny mind. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
The war was over 40 years ago. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:19 | |
You're nothing but a sad... little...old man. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:26 | |
SIZZLES | 0:42:26 | 0:42:27 | |
Oh, sorry... | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
..but I really am bursting for the loo. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Ah! You're picking those up. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Yes, excuse me. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:38 | |
Come here! | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
AH! | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
She's out cold. We have to escape while we can. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
We can't leave without Miss Trifle. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
How much longer are you going to be? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
I can't go at all, if you're listening in. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
Oh, there's only the cheap, scratchy paper. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
Well, yeah, well, you'll have to make do, madam, there's a war on. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:43:04 | 0:43:05 | |
Um, er, I'd leave it a few moments, if I were you. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
Follow me. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:12 | |
How did you get the cricket bat? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
There's no way out. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
I've got an idea, something Raj told me. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
What? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:26 | |
That there's just one way out of here, this way. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
MUSIC: Two Tribes by Frankie Goes To Hollywood | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
That's made me angry. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
I've got a plan but we need some wheels. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
Wheels? I know just the place. You look after Miss Trifle. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
Come out, come out. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
# When two tribes go to war... # | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
-Stop pushing! -I'm not pushing. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
There's no need to be rude. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:04 | |
Mission accomplished. I've got the roller-skates. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
So now we have to attach them here and here. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
Bolt the doors! No-one escapes! | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
-HALT! -What did he say? -Stop! | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
You see? | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
For a good old-fashioned escape, you always need plenty of string. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
I hope you're not going to ask me to sit in that coffin. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
Oh, I, absolutely not, madam. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:31 | |
-Thank goodness. -I'm ordering you. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
I'm doing it, but under duress. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
You too, Wing Commander. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
Hold on a second, I've left something under my mattress. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
-We don't have time! -I must have it. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
So...is your grandfather single? | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
Um, I think so, why? | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
No reason. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
What are you two nattering about? | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
BOTH: Nothing. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:00 | |
Ready? | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
Oh, my goodness, it's a coffin toboggan! | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
It's a coffboggan! | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
-Stand your ground! -Geronimo! | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
Oh, oh, can we do it again? Again! | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
Yeah, tempting, madam, but now's not the time. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Come on, what are you waiting for? Get up and chase them. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Or do you want me to, to shock you into it? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
Shocks... | 0:45:38 | 0:45:39 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
AIR RAID SIRENS | 0:45:46 | 0:45:47 | |
-You made it. -I don't know how we'll get over. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
I'm sorry, I don't know, we're trapped. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
-What we really need is... -A ladder? | 0:45:57 | 0:45:59 | |
Yeah, that's right, yeah... Who said that? | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
Shelley! | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
All right, wrinklies, over we come. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
Chop chop, we ain't got all day. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
I know you, don't I? | 0:46:15 | 0:46:16 | |
Shelley Bunting of the Women's Airforce Auxiliary Service | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
reporting for duty, sir. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
I was missing in action but I'm back now. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:26 | |
Good to have you here, Shelley. Very good indeed. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
Right, fine work, people but we need to find a safe haven, | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
so fall in and by the left, quick march. Left, right... | 0:46:41 | 0:46:46 | |
MUSIC: Colonel Bogey March | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
Company...halt! | 0:47:09 | 0:47:10 | |
We will report Miss Dandy to the authorities. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
And have a nice cup of tea. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
Perhaps the police would like a game of gin rummy. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
This has been the most exciting night of my life. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:25 | |
Just doing my duty. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
My hero. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:28 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
Back to base? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
-Actually, I'm feeling quite peckish. -Raj's will be open. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:50 | |
MUSICAL HORN BLARES | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
Anyone want a lift? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
Oh, oh. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:56 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
What, don't you have any proper music? | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
-Er, this is proper music. -I've got some Spandau Ballet. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
Spandau Ballet?! | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
Mr Bumting, you escaped! | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
Of course we did, for King and country. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Oh, this is a cause for celebration. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
Take whatever you want, anything at all. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
-Thank you. -Yes, most kind. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
That'll be £3.20. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:25 | |
-Mum will be up soon. -But... | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
We'd better go home, I mean, to our quarters. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
Absolutely not, the Luftwaffe could strike at any moment. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
It's bedtime, Grandpa. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
The Nazis won't be asleep. Get me to my Spitfire, | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
I need to take to the skies! | 0:48:46 | 0:48:48 | |
Er, Mr Bumting? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
It would greatly help the war effort, er, | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
if you could, er, put these spicy Nik Naks on that shelf. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:59 | |
Oh, of course, Quartermaster. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
He's got worse. It's all my fault. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
I pretended the war was still on. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
No, Jack, you have always been a wonderful grandson. The best. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:16 | |
Please, please, can you get through to him? | 0:49:16 | 0:49:21 | |
Jack, I've known your grandfather for a long time. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:25 | |
He's not a well man. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:27 | |
I know, he has a weak heart. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:32 | |
Then why not let him have one final flight? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
This, please. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
So, Wing Commander, let's get you to your plane. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
Not before time. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
Where next, lads? | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
War museum, please. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:03 | |
I bought this record. Put it on the gramophone. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: The Dam Busters Theme | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
Good job I'm an irresponsible teenager, otherwise I'd be | 0:50:20 | 0:50:23 | |
telling you what a really bad idea this is. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
We're only stealing a Spitfire, nothing to worry about. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:29 | |
There's not been a single day I haven't dreamt of flying you again. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:53 | |
Ready, co-pilot? | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
You're taking me? | 0:51:07 | 0:51:08 | |
Of course, we're a team. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
Ooh. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:15 | |
MUSIC: Wild Boys by Duran Duran | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
Just one thing missing... | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
This is for you, Squadron Leader. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
This is yours, you can't give me this. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
Nobody deserves it more than you do. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Canopy secure? | 0:52:08 | 0:52:09 | |
Check. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
-Propeller set to low? -Check. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:12 | |
-Fuel gauge on full? -It's empty. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:16 | |
We're going to have to get out and push. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
I'm so going to get grounded for this. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
2,031...slight scuffing. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:34 | |
Damn it, er, pay for that. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
I don't think my Griffin Savers Account's quite that flush. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:00 | |
We'll have to requisition the fuel. It's for the war effort, | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
they'll understand. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
It's the Spitfire, that's my Spitfire. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:10 | |
I think you'd better get back in the plane. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
Yes, you're right there, Squadron Leader. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
Code Spitfire in a garage, repeat, code Spitfire in a garage. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:53:18 | 0:53:19 | |
We've got to take off now. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
Call the police, call the A Team. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
Stop that plane! Stop! | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
We need a clear runway. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:33 | |
They aren't going to make it. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
PLANE APPROACHES | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
Dad? | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Plane coming through. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
Plane coming through. Stop! | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
Jack? Don't be late for school! | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
Up, up and away! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:02 | |
Up, up and away! | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
It's amazing. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
Nothing better. Would you like to take the controls? | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Really? | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
Why not? All yours, Squadron Leader. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Wow. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
They've never made a plane quite like her. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
Do you want to take her for a loop-the-loop? | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
-Can I? -Of course, like this. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:33 | |
Wahoo! | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
Can we stay like this forever... | 0:54:44 | 0:54:45 | |
-..Wing Commander? Just you and me? -What's to stop us? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
Jerry's got a brand-new plane, I see. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
-They want us to land. -We'll never surrender! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
This is Harrier Red Leader, you're in restricted air space. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
Land or we will fire. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
That was a warning shot. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:16 | |
Land immediately or we'll shoot you down. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
You won't catch me. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:19 | |
Grandpa, you have to listen to me. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:23 | |
We're not at war with Germany any more, they're British planes, | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
we have to land now. I, I don't want us to be shot down. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
What... Jack? | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
Yes. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:36 | |
My grandson? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
That's right, Grandpa. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:41 | |
You've been wonderful to me, Jack, the best grandson there could be. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:47 | |
But you've got to bail out now. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
What about you? | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
I haven't long left, Jack, dodgy ticker and all that and, | 0:55:53 | 0:55:58 | |
and up here I'm the person I want to be, | 0:55:58 | 0:56:01 | |
I don't want to be the person I am down there, not anymore. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
I don't want you to die. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
As long as you love me, Jack, I can never die. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:15 | |
I'll always love you. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
But I don't want to leave you. I won't! | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
Sorry, Squadron Leader, I'm pulling rank. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Up, up, and away! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
Up, up, and away. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
BELLS TOLL | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
Jack, I'm so sorry for your loss. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
Thank you, Raj. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:06 | |
Er, is it true they never found the plane or your grandfather? | 0:57:06 | 0:57:09 | |
Yes. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:12 | |
It's an empty coffin. We don't know where he is. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
He's looking down on us all, I'm sure. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
Your father was always very proud of you, Mr Bumting. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:24 | |
Me? | 0:57:24 | 0:57:25 | |
Said you were the finest cone counter there was. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:28 | |
Jack, er, I owe you an apology. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
I've researched your grandfather and he did lead a team of brave | 0:57:39 | 0:57:44 | |
young men in the Battle of Britain, that is a fact. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:48 | |
-He was a hero. -He certainly was. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
Your grandpa would have saved thousands of lives on the ground. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:56 | |
Thank you, Miss Verity. | 0:57:57 | 0:57:59 | |
Yes, well... | 0:57:59 | 0:58:01 | |
-SHE CLEARS THROAT -..I have also written up a questionnaire on the history | 0:58:01 | 0:58:04 | |
of the church, so, er, let's crack on with that. | 0:58:04 | 0:58:06 | |
There's one for you, sir, if that's OK? | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
Er, just try and keep your, er, writing in the lines. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:58:10 | 0:58:11 | |
Not many bums on seats today. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
The deceased can't have had too many friends. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:58:18 | 0:58:20 | |
COMMOTION OUTSIDE | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
Oh, Lord. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:29 | |
Oh, shuffle along, shuffle along. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:36 | |
Right, is that everyone now? Can we finally begin? | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
Er, there should be a few others actually so, er... | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
Gentlemen, by the left, quick march. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:46 | |
I tracked them down, to invite them. | 0:58:52 | 0:58:54 | |
All these men served with Grandpa in the war. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
This...is his squadron. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:12 | |
Welcome, it's a great honour to have you here, gentlemen. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
And you must come round to ours afterwards. | 0:59:25 | 0:59:27 | |
I've laid on a lovely cold spread. | 0:59:27 | 0:59:29 | |
-Come on. -And I'll have a range of musky body sprays on special. | 0:59:29 | 0:59:32 | |
No, they don't want any body spray. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
Finally, we can begin. Music, maestro, please. | 0:59:34 | 0:59:36 | |
PLAYS OFF KEY | 0:59:39 | 0:59:42 | |
Ha, right. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:43 | |
We are here to mourn the passing of someone very special. | 0:59:43 | 0:59:48 | |
We are all going to miss insert name here very much. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:54 | |
He was born in insert place here in the year insert year here. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:58 | |
I'm sure we all has lovely memories of him... | 0:59:59 | 1:00:03 | |
And who could forget | 1:00:04 | 1:00:06 | |
the time he insert heart-warming detail here, to make it personal... | 1:00:06 | 1:00:11 | |
Stop the funeral! | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
Oh, thank God for that. | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
He is Miss Dandy from Twilight Towers. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:25 | |
Or she's him, they're the same person. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:27 | |
-That's absurd. -He's a crook who forges wills. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:30 | |
He, he's crackers, he is. He's crackers, just like his grandad. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:33 | |
And they're the nurses. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:35 | |
Nonsense, they deny it, don't you? Deny it, deny it. | 1:00:37 | 1:00:42 | |
We were made to do it. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:43 | |
I'll confess everything. I'm too pretty for prison. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
You stole our jewellery. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:49 | |
You drugged us. | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
You locked up the playing cards, so we couldn't play strip poker. | 1:00:51 | 1:00:54 | |
Yeah, well, at least I knows how to enjoy money! | 1:00:54 | 1:00:57 | |
What's the point in having cash if you're all completely gaga, hey? | 1:00:57 | 1:01:02 | |
I'll show you gaga! | 1:01:05 | 1:01:08 | |
-Go on, then! -You! | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
Don't hurt me. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
I have a very low pain threshold. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
Yeah, kung fu! | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
ALL GASP | 1:01:37 | 1:01:38 | |
So what if I forged a few wills? | 1:01:38 | 1:01:40 | |
So what if I posed as a vicar to lure the old people into the home? | 1:01:42 | 1:01:46 | |
All I wanted was a holiday home in Mustique. Is that too much to ask? | 1:01:46 | 1:01:52 | |
Huh? | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
Is church always this exciting? I'll have to come more often. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:58 | |
ALL BOO | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
I'll be back. I'll be back. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:06 | |
ALL JEER | 1:02:06 | 1:02:08 | |
CHORAL REQUIEM | 1:02:18 | 1:02:19 | |
That was incredibly brave, Jack. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
-Me and your dad are very proud of you, and you, Shells. -Yeah. | 1:02:25 | 1:02:29 | |
I'll let you say goodbye. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
SPITFIRE'S ENGINE | 1:03:21 | 1:03:23 | |
Grandpa! | 1:03:29 | 1:03:30 | |
Oh, oh! | 1:03:30 | 1:03:32 | |
GRANDPA CHEERS | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
I would see grandpa every night, | 1:03:37 | 1:03:38 | |
just at the time I was falling asleep. | 1:03:38 | 1:03:40 | |
Now I have a child of my own, | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
I tell her all about the adventures of my grandfather and every night | 1:03:44 | 1:03:48 | |
we see him too, flying his Spitfire across the sky he kept safe for us. | 1:03:48 | 1:03:53 | |
Up, up, and away. | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
Grandpa was right - as long as you love someone, they can never die. | 1:03:56 | 1:04:01 |