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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay, it can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line This time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #

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You're such a toddler!

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It's a thermal mug, it's cutting-edge technology.

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It's a sippy cup for baby juice.

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What's in the box, Mols?

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Oh, history essay, turns out I had a lot to say about Henry VIII.

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Really?

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No, now get lost!

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Right, come on. One, two, three!

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ALARM BLARES

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Who did this? Who was it? Eh?

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You know the school policy on junk food! Any more of this?

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Empty your pockets. And the other one.

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That's a total of three people who did their homework this week.

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Come on, Miss, the less we do,

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the less you have to mark, right? It's a win-win.

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-Agnes?

-Er, yep, Miss, I was going to do my homework this week,

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but then I didn't.

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Right! Thanks, Agnes.

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You're very welcome, Miss.

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So, maybe this week's homework will be a bit more inspirational.

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I want you to write a song - pop, rap, ballad, anything,

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but the theme is relationships.

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You could do it about how much you love your babby beaker!

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Those who write songs can perform them in class on Friday

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and we'll vote for a winner.

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BELL RINGS

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OK, so that's Friday, guys.

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So, er, Miss, what do I get for winning this competition?

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An enormous feeling of personal satisfaction!

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Yeah, funny! Er, let's say a tenner?

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I'm not paying you to do your homework.

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Miss, this homework, yeah, can I do it in here at lunchtimes?

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When I sing at home, my brother sits on the stairs

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and makes cat noises and it's well off-putting.

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You're doing a song?

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And? Like, what, you're saying I can't?

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-Of course you can work in here, Zoe-Marie, of course.

-Sick!

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So, er, do you want to give me that prize right now?

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I think I'll get an apple. No, an orange.

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Or maybe I'll just chew on my maths book, it's much more exciting.

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Remember long ago, when there were...crisps?

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Oh! Curse you, Jamie Oliver!

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Oi, where did you get that chocolate?

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What chocolate?

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It's great that Zoe-Marie is taking an interest, it's wonderful.

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Well, no, it is wonderful, it just also feels a bit weird.

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It's really weird, and I'm worried that if it doesn't go well

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that she's never going to take an interest again!

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Well, look, I'll help you.

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I mean, I'll help her, if you like.

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You're volunteering to work with Zoe-Marie?

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I didn't get into teaching to help the kids who get straight As,

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I want to help the kids who've fallen off the radar

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get back...on the radar.

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That sounded a lot better in my head.

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I would be incredibly grateful.

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Really?

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-RAPS:

-Kind of poetic that it starts with a song

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If I get that right I can do no wrong

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First Zoe-Marie wins the competition

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Then Miss Poppy has a vision of the things she's been missing

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Specifically me and my undying charm

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No qualms, I'll be calm as she takes me by the arm

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And invites me out to say thanks for the hard work

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Hit the road in a drop-top car first

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And cruise on a romantic coastline

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So high, kids wave as we go by

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Drive down, hit two or three beaches

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Sing in harmony with some cute sea creatures

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To the rhythm of the waves as they roll in

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Jump off a boat, go swim with the dolphins

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Drip dry from the breeze in a sports car

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Then propose in a castle courtyard

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better

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-RAPS:

-This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better

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Stone cold chilling, laid back with my shades on

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Player on shuffle, feeling lucky It's a great song

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Like the one I'm gonna write Win on competition night

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Send the song to Radio 1, that'll begin the hype

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Then I'll win awards Get a deal to record my album

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Then I'll sell a million and perform

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All around the world Girls screaming at me

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So I won't need no GCSEs

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Me, I'll be famous Making other rappers look brainless

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Everyone'll know what my name is

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J hyphen C-A-R-T-E-R, that's in case you fools can't read

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I'll be a legend in my lifetime

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Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, they'll be begging me to write rhymes

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And I'm grinning cos I'm winning And there ain't no limit

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Y'know, cos this is only the beginning

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting better

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J-just getting better Just-just getting better.

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What's going on?

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We're in heaven!

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Great tuck shop, Molls. How much do I owe you?

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£18.50.

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What are your mates rates?

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Erm, let me think.

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£18.50. There's no friendship in business.

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Chocolate? Crisps? Where are you people getting these things?

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Bogoff's coming, quick, run!

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Please - five items, your choice, just help me move the gear.

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Where to? There's loads of it!

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And Tina Baldwin said purple's my colour,

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and I was like, I'll tell you what your colour is...

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Zoe-Marie, can I have a word?

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In a minute, yeah. ..your colour is shut up!

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All right, what?

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I wanted to offer you some help with your music homework.

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Help? Who'd you think you are, some kind of

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music homework songwriting song expert or something?

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Well, I was in the music industry for a little while,

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and I had a hit record, nearly, so I do know a bit.

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What's the record? What you saying?

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Please, let me help you? In the music room?

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After detention? What do you reckon?

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OK, if it'll make you feel better about yourself.

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Great!

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Anyway, as I was saying before I was, like, rudely interrupted...

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..sending all recommendations to...

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to the governors.

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And finally...

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I've found a number of children eating chocolate, crisps and sweets.

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Which is terrible, obviously(!)

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Someone is breaking the school healthy-eating policy

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and making a profit as a result, and I rather suspect I know who.

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It wasn't me!

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I was thinking more along the lines of some of your pupils.

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What, the 4 O'clock kids?

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-Mmm.

-What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

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Well, see, if you're that bothered

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about exonerating your little angels,

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maybe you can look into this tuck shop.

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Shut it down.

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All right, no problem.

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GENERAL NOISY CHATTER

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All right, you lot, sit down.

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Take a seat. Josh, headphones!

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Josh!

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Headphones.

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Research, bruv! 100% legit!

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"Dear teacher, Josh needs to listen to nuff music

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"for his homework, yeah?

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"Please allow him to use his MP3 player. Nice one, bruv.

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"Miss Poppy."

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She wrote that.

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It's not even her handwriting.

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So? I saved her the bother.

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Right, someone is running a sweets racket in this school.

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I'm not saying any of you lot are involved...

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Well, actually, I wouldn't put it past you lot to be involved.

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But it's not my style to accuse someone without evidence.

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So, I'm going to conduct a little search.

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-What is it, Ryan?

-I'm just...appalled

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about this sweet thing,

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I just, er, leapt up with shock and disgust.

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Do you need the loo, sir? It's fine if you do,

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we'll wait for you if you want.

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Go strain the potato hoops, as they say.

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No, thanks, Ryan, I'm fine.

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OK.

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What are you doing?

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Got to get rid of him so we can hide the stash.

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-Oh!

-Yes!

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Hey, bruv, you know about the sweet thing?

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You should probably speak to the street dance kids.

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Yeah, I've heard they've got some new leg-warmers,

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if you know what I mean.

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THEY ALL BABBLE IN AGREEMENT

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But, erm, it's probably nothing to go by.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

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Put your hands up, you punks!

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Frankly, Mr Carter, it was a ridiculous theory,

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and now I will hit rush-hour traffic.

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Yeah, I don't now what I was thinking. Huh, leg-warmers!

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Did you bother to question the inmates of detention

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before coming here?

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Actually, that's next on my to-do list.

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Round up the usual suspects, search their lockers!

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If we're gonna do a locker search, we need to search

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everybody's lockers, we shouldn't single any kids out.

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Then do that. Tomorrow, search every locker.

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Josh, I...

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I've been waiting for like, forever, you're flipping well unprofessional!

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You wouldn't treat Cheryl Cole like that.

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I'm really, really sorry.

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Yeah, well, I'm telling Miss!

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No, wait, don't tell Miss Poppy, please.

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From now on, you will be my main priority.

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OK? Nothing is going to be more important than helping her...you!

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Helping you.

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BELL RINGS

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Locker searches. Josh said if I'm caught with this, I'm done for.

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-I couldn't handle an ASBO.

-Will you calm down?

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We'll each divvy up and find our own hiding place.

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Or, we could just dump this and go straight.

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Not an option. My brother spent £100 on this,

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he'll want a return on his investment, or else.

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He seems a nice enough guy. I'm sure if we explained...

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He once fought a car.

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Hey, Josh! Are you any good at hiding things?

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Would you hide my stash? I'll pay you.

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-What do you want?

-Just give me the stash and I'll disappear it for you.

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And, er, it'll only cost you five bags of crisps.

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I can breathe again!

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Hey. Do not disturb, right? Genius songwriter at work.

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DOOR OPENS

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Laptop. Thank you!

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No, I need it, can't you wait?

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-I've got a song to write.

-Oh, yeah? Well, I tell you what.

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After you made me look lame in front of my boss,

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made me burst in on a bunch of innocent dancers

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and miss a music lesson - hmmm, no.

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Fine. I'll go old school, do it on pen and paper.

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-It's going to be sick!

-Yeah, you do that.

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MUSIC PLAYS ON LAPTOP

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Can't you chill in the other room?

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I'm not chilling, Josh, this is work.

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-I'm helping Zoe-Marie with her music homework.

-What the...?

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Are you serious?

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What, so you thought,

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"Oh, she's so disturbed, she's bound to need help?"

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-Yeah, something like that.

-Yeah, well, good luck with that.

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Easy! When I'm done with this, she is going to sound amazing.

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BELL RINGS

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Zoe-Marie, check this out. I was thinking about your song, right?

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I might have stumbled across

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something that's actually quite good.

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-Take a seat. Listen to this.

-To what?

-Just listen, yeah?

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Here we go.

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-RAPS:

-So this is me, yeah, Zoe-Marie, yeah

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And I know nobody got a flow like me, yeah

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Come out my face, yeah, I don't play fair

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what you chatting 'bout, get the flip out my face, yeah

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Everyone's so like, whatever, like, yuck

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Me, I'm the queen of whatever, like stuff

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I'm like so, like, I don't care. I'm...

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MUSIC STOPS

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-You think I suck. You think I can't do it.

-What? No.

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I might not be good at lessons or whatever,

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doesn't mean I'm rubbish. You don't have to do it FOR me.

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-Zoe-Marie, wait.

-Nah, that's it. I ain't doing it. Why bother?

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-RAPS:

-The irony hasn't escaped me

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Just as Byron assumed who would take sweets

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I assumed I knew Zoe-Marie I assumed that she needed me

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So it would seem that she probably hates me

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thinks I'm on the same team

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as all the other teachers who never did greatly

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Says she sees Miss Poppy and explains everything I've done

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they start a campaign against bad teachers starting with me first

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Local authority would question my research

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I'll lose my job next Mum would have got vexed

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booted me out Now things get complex.

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Nowhere to sleep I'll be out on the street with fingerless gloves

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Odd shoes on my feet

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Fighting for an old piece of chicken with a fox

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Then start up a new life living in a box

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse

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Ju-ju-just getting worse

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Just, just getting worse

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse

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Ju-ju-just getting worse just, just getting worse

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RAPS: This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse

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Ju-ju-just getting worse Just, just getting worse

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This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse

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Ju-ju-just getting worse Just, just getting worse

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Stayed up all night I tried to write

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and now I feel my eyesight ain't quite right

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Blank page syndrome Nothing came to me

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Supposed to be good at this I failed truly

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And I wanna play it cool but it so hurts

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Can't even write a rap for my homework

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So first I lose the competition

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And then I instantly lose my position

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As coolest kid in my year Who used to be so hard to mock

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Now I'm a laughing stock

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Then no-one will wanna hang properly

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All my mates'll probably bail on me

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I'll have to hang out with the dance crew paupers

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And they'll probably make me wear leg warmers

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Then I'll still have to sit my exams

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Maybe I should ask Nathan for a hand.

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HE PLAYS THE KEYBOARD

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Hey, Josh. Have you seen Miss Poppy?

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You know if she's...spoken to Zoe-Marie?

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Nope and no.

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Oh, OK - well, cheers anyway.

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Bruv...what've you got next?

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I've got to try and get the Year 8s interested in Othello.

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Right, tough. But, you'll get through to them cos...

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You know, you will.

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-Wait. What's going on?

-Nothing.

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No! You're being nice to me, that means you want something.

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It's not like, I NEED your help, cos I can write a song on my own,

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but, you know, but it's just...

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Mmm. You need to actually say it, Josh.

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OK, I need your help. I've got nothing.

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You shoulda just said something.

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Look, I've got half an hour, let's just riff a few ideas

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and see what happens. I'll give you a little beat.

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Oh, right, no, no, it's all right.

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Maybe I should get on with it myself.

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-I don't want to accidentally cheat.

-What?

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It's tutoring. Not cheating. Check this out. Ready.

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HE PLAYS THE DRUMS

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Yeah, that bass drum's totally had it.

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-Maybe I should just get on.

-What are you on about?

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First you want my help, then you don't!

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Oh!

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Oh, oh, WOW!

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It was Miss Poppy behind this whole sweeties thing all along!

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Who saw that coming?!

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Stop it. Josh, stop it! You think I'm an idiot?!

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I defended you, man!

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I defended the whole 4 O'Clock Club.

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And now THIS!

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You never consider me at all, do you?

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Hmm? Selfish is what it is. And now I'm meant to care

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that you can't finish your stupid little song?!

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Well, I don't! I don't care, Josh! Why should I?

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Because I'm your brother! Why would you help Zoe-Marie and not me?!

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Unless Miss Poppy asked you.

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No.

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-Not in so many words.

-Unbelievable.

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Look, bruv. You won't help me,

0:48:430:48:45

-but you'll help Zoe-Marie, just to get in with Miss Poppy.

-No.

0:48:450:48:48

It ain't me who's the selfish one, BRUV.

0:48:480:48:51

Josh.

0:48:510:48:53

JOSH!

0:48:550:48:57

How long is he going to be? Where's the stuff?

0:49:000:49:04

Ryan, it's lunch time, we should be out there selling!

0:49:040:49:07

-I've had enough of this.

-What?! You can't go in the boys' loo! Stop!

0:49:180:49:22

Oi! Plankshop! Where's my gear?!

0:49:220:49:24

I hid them. In here.

0:49:240:49:29

But someone must have come in and eaten them all.

0:49:290:49:33

That's a moronic lie even for you, Ash. I blame you, Ryan.

0:49:350:49:39

Me?! You can't blame me! I didn't know what he was doing!

0:49:390:49:43

-He told me he was watering the tulips.

-You're both fired.

0:49:430:49:47

You made a mistake. Like when Alan Sugar does it, he points!

0:49:480:49:52

-"You're fired." Not a fist.

-No mistake, Ryan.

0:49:520:49:56

Oh, and you better start flogging your games on eBay,

0:49:560:49:59

because my brother will want reimbursing.

0:49:590:50:01

-Hey. How's it going?

-Oh, yeah. Yeah, great.

0:50:140:50:18

Wow. Hate to catch you on a bad day!

0:50:180:50:20

You know how I was helping Zoe-Marie to do like the only homework

0:50:200:50:26

-she's ever wanted to do?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, now she doesn't want to do it.

-Oh.

0:50:260:50:31

And plus, turns out my own brother

0:50:310:50:33

is the KitKat king of the sweetie scams.

0:50:330:50:35

-So, yeah, it's been a good week.

-So, put it right.

-It's not that simple.

0:50:370:50:41

Well, maybe Josh isn't,

0:50:410:50:44

but Zoe-Marie can't have changed her mind that much in 24 hours.

0:50:440:50:47

Yeah, I do kind of get her. You know,

0:50:470:50:50

the way she kind of struggles academically,

0:50:500:50:53

but then at the same time, she's got this intense energy

0:50:530:50:56

and she doesn't know where to put it.

0:50:560:50:58

It's like a carbon copy of me at that age.

0:50:580:51:01

Well, you're a pretty respectable citizen now,

0:51:010:51:03

so, figure out what changed things for you and start there.

0:51:030:51:08

What's this?! Why have you brought me to an old barn?!

0:51:130:51:16

The canteen are doing pie today and I'm not there, I'm here,

0:51:160:51:18

-looking at a manky bar for old cows.

-Come on.

0:51:180:51:21

If I have to milk something,

0:51:210:51:22

or stand in cow jobbie, I'm not going to be happy!

0:51:220:51:25

MUSIC PLAYS

0:51:290:51:33

This is it. Zoe-Marie, this is The Stop.

0:51:380:51:41

This is where I recorded my first demo. After I got spotted at a gig.

0:51:410:51:45

What? You brought me here to tell me how brilliant and amazing you are?!

0:51:450:51:48

-Again?!

-No. Actually, I was terrible at that gig.

0:51:480:51:51

I was so, so bad. Someone threw a fish at me.

0:51:510:51:55

So, I could have given up. But I didn't.

0:51:570:52:00

You know, point being, someone saw something in me,

0:52:000:52:04

right? And they gave me a chance, regardless.

0:52:040:52:08

You see, sometimes you've got to look past the outside of things

0:52:080:52:10

and see what's on the inside.

0:52:100:52:12

Kind of like this building, or like you.

0:52:120:52:14

Zoe-Marie, you can't give up,

0:52:170:52:19

just because some idiot made you feel stupid.

0:52:190:52:21

-I'm the idiot, by the way.

-Yeah, I know!

0:52:220:52:25

Look, if you want to sing, you should sing.

0:52:270:52:29

SHE SHOUTS # I heard that you settled down

0:52:310:52:34

# That you found a girl

0:52:340:52:35

# And you're married now

0:52:350:52:37

# I heard that your dreams came true

0:52:370:52:40

# Guess she give you things I couldn't give to you

0:52:400:52:42

# Old friend Why are you so shy?

0:52:420:52:46

# Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light. #

0:52:460:52:48

OK! Great.

0:52:480:52:52

Strongly...performed. Could we try your song now?

0:52:520:52:57

-That is my song. That's Adele. She's wicked.

-Right.

0:52:570:53:02

But isn't the idea of the homework that you write a song for you,

0:53:020:53:07

-yourself?

-Shut up! What?! Like how?!

0:53:070:53:09

OK, we could start with the chorus, you know, and for the lyrics,

0:53:110:53:16

we focus on something honest, like how you were honest with me earlier.

0:53:160:53:20

Yeah? Something like that.

0:53:200:53:22

-Oh, yeah, sure, it's fine. I'll go.

-Oi, Carter face, check me out!

0:53:380:53:42

I wrote a song about relationships and it's totally amazing.

0:53:420:53:45

Yeah. I bet Miss P will be pleased with that.

0:53:450:53:48

Two minutes, max.

0:53:510:53:53

-Josh, wait up.

-What?

0:53:570:53:58

So you can tell me how much you don't care about helping me again?

0:53:580:54:02

No, no, no, you're right, we're brothers.

0:54:020:54:06

And no matter what, we should help each other out.

0:54:060:54:09

Just like I need your help right now.

0:54:090:54:11

COMPUTER: # Never in my life

0:54:150:54:17

# Met a boy that I like

0:54:170:54:19

# Guess they all don't see

0:54:190:54:22

# We're not meant to be. #

0:54:220:54:24

That's not a song. That's just two lines and a beat.

0:54:260:54:29

Yeah, well, I was kind of hoping you might be able to help out,

0:54:290:54:33

you know, make it a proper track by tomorrow.

0:54:330:54:36

What you even saying?! I don't need Carter's big rap gob!

0:54:360:54:38

You're all like, I'm a teacher and I'm tall, and you're short,

0:54:380:54:41

and you were hit with a fish. Flip off my back, yeah!

0:54:410:54:44

You guys need to sort yourself out, or your band

0:54:440:54:46

is going to split up quicker than you can even... Actually,

0:54:460:54:50

I think I've got the perfect relationships idea for this beat.

0:54:500:54:54

-Fine, like, whatever.

-Can we reuse these sounds?

0:54:540:54:59

Yeah. Sure.

0:54:590:55:00

Oh, and get us some pizzas, we're going to be here for a while.

0:55:000:55:04

Your idea to get them to perform at a recording studio was great.

0:55:080:55:12

-Yeah.

-It's very...red.

0:55:120:55:14

Hey, prepare to be amazed.

0:55:160:55:18

# Never in my life

0:55:270:55:28

# Met a teacher that I like

0:55:280:55:31

# Guess they all don't see We're like chalk and cheese

0:55:310:55:36

# Never in my life

0:55:360:55:39

# Met a teacher that I like

0:55:390:55:41

# Guess they all don't see

0:55:410:55:43

# We're like chalk and cheese. #

0:55:430:55:46

-RAPS:

-They want a song about relationships

0:55:460:55:48

Well, how about me and teachers? They take the mick

0:55:480:55:50

For example, they only want your grades up

0:55:500:55:53

Just so it won't seem as if they suck

0:55:530:55:55

They have a go at you for stashing some sweets in a drum

0:55:550:55:58

Aint saying that's what I done

0:55:580:56:00

I'm just saying if I did Well, is that fair?

0:56:000:56:03

-As Zoe-Marie'd say

-Flip off my back, yeah!

0:56:030:56:05

Some teachers say they're trying to help you out

0:56:050:56:08

And the next thing you know they're trying to sell you out

0:56:080:56:10

And they wanna be down with your mates

0:56:100:56:12

But I'm sorry, anyone who'd choose to wear blazers

0:56:120:56:16

or eat a packed lunch in the staffroom

0:56:160:56:18

or try and teach with a face like a cartoon

0:56:180:56:21

No way could they roll with me

0:56:210:56:23

cos teachers and us are like chalk and cheese.

0:56:230:56:25

# Never in my life

0:56:250:56:29

# Met a teacher that I like

0:56:290:56:31

# Guess they all don't see

0:56:310:56:33

# We're like chalk and cheese

0:56:330:56:36

# Never in my life

0:56:360:56:38

# Met a teacher that I like

0:56:380:56:41

# Guess they all don't see

0:56:410:56:43

# We're like chalk and cheese. #

0:56:430:56:46

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:56:460:56:49

Ouch! I reckon we found a winner.

0:56:490:56:53

This is good, Mr Carter.

0:56:570:56:59

Are you sure you can't tell me who's responsible?

0:56:590:57:02

I'm afraid not. No.

0:57:020:57:05

But I think I do have a way of getting the kids

0:57:050:57:07

under the skin of this whole healthy eating food thing.

0:57:070:57:10

Yes. Good. Good.

0:57:100:57:12

Do you genuinely think any of our pupils are suited for that?

0:57:120:57:15

Yeah. Actually, I think they're going to be perfectly suited for it.

0:57:170:57:22

Why did you have to go and dob us in, Ryan? You massive melon.

0:57:220:57:26

-Come on, Josh. Keep the script going.

-Yeah, all right.

0:57:260:57:30

Healthy eating is cool, yeah!

0:57:300:57:32

Big up the carrots, because they're good for you and all that stuff!

0:57:320:57:36

-Look, when can I take off this orange?

-Why? What's the problem?

0:57:360:57:41

I don't get it. Or maybe we just see things differently.

0:57:410:57:46

Hmm? Like chalk and cheese.

0:57:460:57:47

-RAPPING:

-Can't live with 'em

-And you can't kick 'em out

0:57:510:57:53

-When they're up, they rub it in your face.

-Kick you when you're down.

0:57:530:57:56

-When no-one understands them

-You know what they're on about

0:57:560:57:59

-Always going to be around

-Got to find the common ground

0:57:590:58:01

# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here? #

0:58:010:58:06

-You see them every day

-You can never get away

0:58:060:58:08

Only time that you're the boss, four o'clock!

0:58:080:58:11

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