Fight 4 O'Clock Club


Fight

Comedy about two brothers at the same school - one as a pupil, the other as a new teacher. Nathan puts the star of Elmsbury's basketball team in detention.


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# Where'd you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

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# You should have stayed, it can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line it's time to stop

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# So the only time is now, 4'O Clock. #

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Miss! Oi, Miss!

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-Miss, could you help us with our homework?

-You're doing homework?

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-Yeah, for fashion and textiles.

-That's not really my subject.

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We want to take pictures of you for a poster we're making about style.

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Really? Me? In this old thing?

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No, not that, Miss. We'll get you something nice to wear.

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Oh, right, well that's a relief.

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Yeah, cos Molly's sister's in Malaga, my sister's a selfish doorknob

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and Miss Andress is way too much like a man wearing a tent, innit?

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Well, if it helps with your homework come and find me at break.

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Oh, thanks, Miss, you won't regret it.

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Told ya.

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Josh, come on, we're going to be late.

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They do still let you in at nine, you know. Oh, watch it!

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Oh, mate! What have you got against Bogoff's car?

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-What have I done?

-You ain't done nothing, yeah?

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No-one saw it so it didn't ever happen, right?

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Come on.

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Come on, Ryan.

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Come on D, just enough time to...

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Ah, what? Mr Byron is not going to be pleased with you, you know.

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-It's the fifth one he's lost this term.

-Wasn't me!

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-I just kicked it.

-Darius, here's a tip, yeah.

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Next time, put down the incriminating evidence

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-before you start saying you're innocent.

-Sir? I didn't.

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I'm sure you didn't mean to, but it's detention tonight.

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-Absolutely no way, not tonight.

-Don't make it worse by being late.

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Sir!

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They won't suspect me at first and that's good.

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They'll find out. They always find out.

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When's he going to go back to normal?

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And what do you know about normal?

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Break a rule and tell a lie, it will bite you and make you cry,

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and then you'll die. That's what people say!

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-Oi, watch it!

-YOU watch it!

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Josh Carter, after school, bottom yard, you're for it!

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-What have you done to Darius?

-That's what I'd like to know.

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So I handed out a detention before the bell even rang today.

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That's got to be some kind of record.

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If you ask me, trouble-makers should get automatic detention

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-and only get out if they behave.

-Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Oh no, wait, that's a prison.

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You've got to show them who's boss or they'll walk all over you.

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'Oh, I can't tell them off. They might not like me.'

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I have a friendly relationship with the kids. They don't walk over me.

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-Oh, don't they?

-No, they don't.

-No?

-No! Take today.

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Some girls asked if I'd do a fashion shoot

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and I said yes because it will help build a good relationship.

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-No, it won't.

-Yes, it will!

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Anyway, I think the best way to deal with difficult kids

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is to get them to admit they've done something wrong.

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I mean, look at Darius this morning. If he admits what he did,

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-maybe he'd think twice about doing it again.

-Darius Phillips?

-Mm-hmm.

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-He's the kid you put in detention?

-Yeah.

-I see what's going on here.

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I've got a really important basketball match tonight.

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Darius is my best player.

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Well, like you say, if you show them who's boss

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then they won't walk all over you.

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BELL RINGS

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Wow, those orange footballs are heavy!

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So?

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-Oh, he says you didn't do anything.

-Sweet!

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But your brother gave him a detention,

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so he's kind of missing a crucial basketball match tonight.

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Well, what's that got do with me?

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He says he can't fight a teacher so you're the next best target.

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Well, what am I supposed to do?

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Fight him! I ain't seen a good fight in ages.

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Look, you have no choice. Just tell Nathan and get him to sort it out.

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What, you can't tell your teacher? Even your brother.

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There's nothing worse than a snitch.

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# Neither of these choices of mine are quite right

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# I get called a snitch, I have a fight, fight, fight!

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# Both of them will ruin my reputation

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# World's biggest tell-tale or hospital patient

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# But it was Nathan, he's who got me into this,

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# And I suffer alone, that's just ridiculous

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# So I ain't swallowing, not one morsel,

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# Cos this ain't my rap, this is your fault

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-# Whose fault?

-# Yours, of course as usual

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# No event too big or too small

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# Just when you think you've got it right or done enough

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# Give it to Nathan, I'll guarantee he'll muck it up!

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# Why are people so quick to lay blame?

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# Whenever something happens it's always the same names

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# That you hear in the staff room

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# It must be them, the bad kids, yeah, we never ever trusted them

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# But who are we to label them bad?

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# Maybe they're troubled, maybe they're sad?

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# Maybe they're like I was, a loose cannon

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# Never like authority, threw shoes at them

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# Not right, but look at the big picture

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# How many times I broke Byron's wing-mirror. Whoops!

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# Back in the day, I turned out OK

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# And people think kids can't change. No way!

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# Now it's time for a whole new approach

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# Forget teacher, I'm going to be a life-coach

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# And stop the blame game cos it's not the kids

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# It's about us trying to find the positives, whose fault?

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# Yours of course as usual

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# No event too big or too small

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# Just when you think you've got it right or done enough

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# Give it to Nathan, I'll guarantee he'll muck it up

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# If you want something done properly you should look no further

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# And probably stop at me

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# Cos I feel a plan brewing and, unlike Nathan,

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# I know exactly what I'm doing. #

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-Mr Carter.

-Hey, bruv, wait up.

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I'll be with you in a minute, Thorne.

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Look, you gotta get Darius out of detention. He's all cut up about it.

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-Really?

-Plus whatever it was he did, or didn't do,

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whatever it was he was supposed to have done,

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he didn't really do cos it was an accident anyway and he was framed.

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-And, erm, the dog ate it!

-Mmm-hmm.

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Tell me, was it Mr Thorne who asked you to talk to me about this?

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Oh, well, are you more or less likely to let him off if it was?

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Mr Carter, have you thought any more about Darius's detention?

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Funny enough, we were just talking about that.

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Surely Darius would be better with a bit of discipline on the court,

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rather than sat around in a classroom with you?

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Detention is not just sitting around in a classroom.

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I use that time to connect with the kids, to listen to them.

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-Yeah, but I mean...

-Shh, Josh!

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-Let's take a time out. Calm down.

-I am calm! In fact I'm so calm,

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tonight in detention I'm going to use that time to teach everyone

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about the importance of personal responsibility

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and self-discipline, how about that?

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In fact, you might as well come along.

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I need to get a library book on personal responsibility

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-and discipline.

-Yep.

-Yep.

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So tell me about this textiles homework then.

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We have to like take pictures for this like fashion magazine.

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Yeah, totally fashion for like adult ladies, like fit ones,

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-and that's where you come in, Miss...

-Shhhhhh!

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..cos you're all right looking for a teacher.

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-And who set this work? Mrs Jenkins?

-Erm, never mind that, Miss.

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You put the costume on and we'll deal with the rest.

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-Thanks for helping us out miss.

-Yeah, ta.

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-Erm, what's this?

-The costume?

-No!

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Aw, come on, Miss, we think you'd look really lovely in it.

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It's very, erm, you!

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OK, girls, what's going on here because I know something is?

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OK, so this isn't actually homework but it will help us out.

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It's for this.

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-Whammy?! This is a lads magazine!

-Yeah, it's my brother's.

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If you send a pic of yourself in team colours

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you get a free season ticket.

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I haven't seen many Premiership footballers in one of these!

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Yeah, but you'll win the prize, then sell it,

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but you have to be over 18 and we're like well not and you like well are.

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-We thought you'd look really nice.

-I'm flattered but also disappointed.

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You lied to me!

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-OK, soz and all that but are you going to do it?

-No, no, I'm not!

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That's well unfair.

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I've never done something wrong and got away with it before!

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I don't like it! Is this what it feels like to be you?

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Ryan, you couldn't even dream of what it's like to be me.

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Josh Carter, wait there!

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I guess your brother didn't let Darius off?

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It doesn't matter cos I've got a plan B.

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-Have the fight?

-That's not even a Plan Z.

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Now look, Darius, before you say or hit anything, erm, we need to talk.

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Step into my office.

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So you want out of detention, right?

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Well, I can fix that. I'm not the enemy here. I'm your best friend.

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-I'm the man with the plan.

-What plan?

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Whatever Nathan says you did, just say sorry.

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-What? But I didn't do it.

-Look, you're in detention anyway.

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You might as well look guilty, 'fess up, say sorry, blah blah blah.

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-Nathan loves all that stuff.

-Yeah?

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Yeah, and can you do this face too?

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He's coming, all right?

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Remember - "I did it, sorry, it won't happen again."

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Puppy-dog eyes. Yeah?

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OK.

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-What will do now then?

-Shut up, fog horn, I'm thinking.

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-You shut up! We need to sort it out like now whatever!

-Calm down.

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Calm down, please.

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-Fight-fight-fight-fight-fight!

-What is it with you and fights?

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-Chill out, Mary Poppins.

-I said enough!

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OK, tonight we're going to try something a little bit different.

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I want everyone to get their chairs, get them in a circle around me.

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Come on, let's go.

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Right, I've got this book,

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and I'm hoping that some of the exercises in here

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are going to help us break the cycle of detention.

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Why are we in a circle.

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-What?

-Why are we in a circle, if we're going to break the circle?

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No, not circle. Cycle!

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What are you chatting about? I don't even have a bike!

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Let's just get started, shall we?

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Erm, maybe Darius.

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Do you want to take a seat up here for me?

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Good man. There you go.

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OK, now close your eyes.

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I want you to take a deep breath

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and imagine a really relaxing place somewhere.

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Now, in your own time, tell me where you are.

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So I'm in detention.

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And I broke the wing-mirror off Mr Byron's car.

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I'm sorry and I won't do it again.

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# Faster than a kid running from Byron

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# Stronger than a dinner lady's custard

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# The whole school bows down to the awesome power of

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# Natty C!

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# Cometh the hour, cometh the man

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# And I have got a truer handle on these kids, yeah

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# I got a hold of them like superman could with a grip wit'

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# Miss me, save a detentionee in distress, kids bless me

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# I cleaned up the big mess that Elmsbury was before my arrival

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# Right till I washed all the bad blood out like a tidal wave

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# See I crave kids badly behaved

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# And I grow them, show them the Natty C way

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# I'm a hero type of dude you can't get near, yo!

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# Head teacher, head of year

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# I fear no authority cos there ain't none above me

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# I found out how to make these kids love me

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# Show respect and I'll start rewarding them

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# Let them leave detention early before it ends

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# Then I climb on top of the tallest tower

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-# And shout out

-# Behold my awesome power

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# Cooler than an Eskimo's elbow

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# Smarter than 47 rhinos

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# Elmsbury is unprepared for the awesome power of...

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# J Carter

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# You can call me the super villain but I'm used to chilling now

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# So don't go hating My work here is done

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# I totally own Nathan played him like a console

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# See I got so much game I could entertain you for yonks, bro

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# I could take a bucking bronco through a rodeo

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# And still have a smooth ride So now you know me-o

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# Super J-O, shh keep a secret identity

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# In case the powers that be might want to mess with me

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# I wouldn't recommend it

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# I'm the type to take a 10ft steel bar and then use my mind to bend it

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# I got the brain of an elephant extra large

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# Shame Nate's just got the face of an elephant

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# But I can't control genes

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# I'm too busy reading minds, man I know what you mean

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# I could address the United Nations and talk for hours

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# I'd be like "Check out my awesome powers."

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But if Darius finds out it was me who broke the wing-mirror

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that HE'S been blamed for, I'm history!

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-Get a grip.

-They're closing in. The truth will out!

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-No, it won't.

-I'll have to run away. I'll be like the Huckleberry Finn...

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but without the raft. I'm ready. I've got my overnights.

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Mate, shut up, all right. Everything's sweet as, OK?

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Nathan thinks HE'S a genius and Darius thinks I'M a genius.

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-Ah, Big-D, you all right?

-Josh, 'sup?

-Get to the game OK last night?

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-Hey, Darius, good job yesterday.

-Thank you, s-sir.

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I've been thinking. You got so much out of the exercise,

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you should come all week after school. There'll be more of this.

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You're saying I've got more flipping detentions?!

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Nah. Think of them as...responsibility windows. Hmm?

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-See you tonight.

-Oh, hang on!

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After school, bottom yard, you're really for it.

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All right!

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You know, I felt like a proper hippy with this stuff at first...

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but the kids, they really seem to respond.

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If you want to get the best out of the kids...

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-get tough. You'll learn.

-Like you with the sports team?

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Saw the results of the match last night.

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Never mind. Winning isn't everything(!)

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If Darius hadn't spent the first half with touchy-feely Mr Carter

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-then things might've been different!

-Guess we'll never know.

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So, anyway, how's the modelling career going, popster?

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-Let's have a look at the piccies then?

-Piccies?

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Well, yeah, you know. Photos.

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The proof of your warm and respectful relationship

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with that bunch of horrors!

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S'cuse me.

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Girls, I need you to take some photos of me.

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-You won't regret this! Get the 'kini out!

-Not that kind of photo.

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-What?

-Miss, you really shouldn't get people's hopes up. It's not polite.

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I just need you to take some nice, normal photos, that's all.

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-It'll take two minutes.

-What's in it for us?

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How about I DON'T make you sing in the choir every day from now

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-until you leave school.

-Miss!

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Miss, that's blackmail. That's well underhand.

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As underhand as conning me into posing in a swimsuit

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and sending it into a national magazine.

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Hey, Josh, check it out.

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-"Shareball - the game everybody wins."

-Mm-hm.

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It's from that book. You going to come?

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Er, no!

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Cheers!

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Oi, Carter!

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Carter!

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Carter!

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Yes, J, you bring any mates?

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-N-no.

-D-Man! Well, look, I'm glad you could make it.

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Go on, wrestle him, wrestle him!

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OK, everybody grab a ball and I'll tell you the rules.

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You're mine, Carter!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steady on you two!

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-Shareball ain't a contact sport, yeah? You get me?

-Yeah.

-All right.

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So, er... Object of the game, right,

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you've got to swap as many balls with as many people as possible

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but...! On every swap you must say thank you to that person,

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otherwise the swap doesn't count. Right? OK, here we go and...

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HE BLOWS THE WHISTLE

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-Thank you, Ryan.

-Very nice.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Thank you. Thank you.

-Thank you. This time bigger!

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-Thank you.

-Thank you...

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Ah, Mr Byron.

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Mr Thorne, I was hoping you'd stop by.

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Mr Thorne is under the impression that you've hijacked his court.

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-Would you mind explaining exactly what you're doing?

-Shareball.

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It's a shambles. None of them even know what team they're on.

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-They're not on teams.

-Then how do you know who's won?

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-Everybody wins.

-What's the point in that?!

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It improves self-esteem.

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It's not a sport and I don't want it happening on my court!

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Look, Geoff, I really can't see any harm in them doing this. Now...

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HE BLOWS WHISTLE

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OK, so how many shares did we tot up?

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-KIDS:

-74. 32.

-90.

-40...

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-Phillips?

-16.

-1.

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-C-coach?

-What are you doing here?

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Erm...

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Playing...shareball?

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See, sometimes kids need more than just discipline, Mr Thorne.

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Well, seeing as nothing terrible seems to be occurring here

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I might get back to my egg and cress.

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OK, let's keep it going. One more round, here we go. Ready?

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Carter, catch this!

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Shareball? Detention? He's everywhere!

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You have to lay all this on Nathan, get a teacher to sort it out.

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Relax, man. I mean, detention's going to be like basketball.

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And plus, Darius can't do anything because Nathan's going to be there.

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I'll be like Ryan's feet. Untouchable!

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-Fight tonight, pass it on.

-Yeah, OK.

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No, no, no! For the gazillionth time, there's not going to be a fight!

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Mate, we all know it'll go wrong in the end, and then a good cuffing!

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OK, everyone! Let's get started.

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Here we go...

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-Shall we put the chairs in a circle again, sir?

-Don't worry about that.

0:19:230:19:28

Mr Carter, would it be OK if I borrowed Agness, Molly

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-and Zoe-Marie for a while?

-(Yes!)

-Yeah, sure.

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-Come on, girls.

-Off you go. OK, the rest of you...

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..honesty worksheets.

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We're going to work in pairs, right. So Ryan and Ash...

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..Jack and Liam,

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Ella and Amy...

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Darius...

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and Josh.

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I want you to find yourself a room down the hall, yeah?

0:19:540:19:57

-Off we go.

-What?

-Come on, let's get started.

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I need some photos, I need to look gorgeous and I need them now!

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Molly has the camera. Why do WE need to be here?

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So you can enjoy the collaborative experience and tell Mr Thorne

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-what a respectful, fun time we've had!

-This is WELL outrageous!

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OK, I went home to get some outfits. What do you think I should wear?

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Um...

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But...w-we can't go.

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Why not?

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I can't take it any more!

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Sir, you've got to stop this. Darius is going to beat Josh up.

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-What? They're friends.

-No, they're not.

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Darius was angry with you so he decided to take it out on Josh.

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But...we had a breakthrough.

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They just pretended so you'd let Darius off.

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Is this true?

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-You should've told me.

-No way. I ain't no snitch.

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Oh, grow up, Josh!

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This is not about telling tales. What's wrong with you, man?!

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And you! Aggressive behaviour is totally unacceptable.

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Hope you like detention, Darius, cos you'll spend lots of time here.

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Tormenting Josh, breaking the wing-mirror off Byron's car.

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-I didn't do that!

-I don't want to hear it!

0:21:100:21:12

Sir, you might as well know...

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I-it was me...that broke the wing-mirror.

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-What?!

-You should probably fight him for that.

-Ash!

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I shouldn't have threatened him but you blamed me for something

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I didn't do!

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Look, bruv, we've both had a lot of detentions so...

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we're probably equal.

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You know the worst part of this? I thought this stuff was working!

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Now I've got to apologise to Mr Thorne.

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Darius, you may as well get the others back.

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Honesty worksheets!

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Idiot!

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Hey... Why d'you take the blame for the wing-mirror thing?

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Cos it was all my fault we got in this mess anyway.

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It's all right for you guys. Now I'm going to get a load of grief.

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-I told them to stick around for a fight.

-Oh, hey, Geoff...

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-let me help.

-I'm fine.

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-Come on.

-Look, what is it?

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I think I owe you an apology.

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You know, maybe my approach does have its flaws.

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-Well, I hate to say I told you so.

-Well, good, because...

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Well, I told you so.

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OK, huh. Look, anyway, I'm sorry for causing tension, yeah?

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I know you're under a lot of pressure with your team being

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-bottom of the league and all that.

-Second from bottom!

0:22:320:22:35

Maybe you feel...a little threatened by me. That's understandable.

0:22:350:22:40

-Threatened?

-Yeah.

0:22:400:22:42

-By you?

-Yeah.

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Are you out of your mind?!

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Threatened by you!

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We need to settle this, Carter, right now, you and me, one-on-one.

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First to 11, see who's really best.

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T-This is stupid. I've got to get back to detention.

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Or does your talent stop at..."shareball".

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I'm not getting drawn into this.

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That's right, walk away, you big yellow chicken!

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Now you're just being childish.

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HE IMITATES A CHICKEN

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Right! Bring it on!

0:23:170:23:20

We're losing them. Can you not have a little fight?

0:23:240:23:27

What about lamping Ryan. He usually deserves it!

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Ah, Mr Byron. Er, brother just popped out so would you like to wait

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or book an appointment?

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That's very kind, Carter, but it's YOU I want to see.

0:23:360:23:39

Darius tells me it was you who broke my wing mirror.

0:23:390:23:42

Oh, um... Yeah, that's something I would like to discuss with you,

0:23:420:23:47

Mr Byron, sir...

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-KIDS:

-Why are we waiting?

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Ooh, things seem to be getting very nasty down there.

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Out of my way!

0:23:550:23:57

You should DEFINITELY get down there right now.

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Or you could just take him down there, punish him in front of them,

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with a good ding around the ears, sir. Your choice.

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9-0 to me, you monumental...

0:24:180:24:21

loser!

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Ha! Yes! I got one!

0:24:260:24:29

Ha-ha! In your face!

0:24:290:24:31

Now, go away! Disperse! There's nothing to see here!

0:24:430:24:47

Don't be disgusting!

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I don't care whether you're a teacher or not.

0:24:490:24:52

-Try one more...

-You girls! Stay there!

0:24:520:24:55

I wish I hadn't got involved. I ain't Gok Wan! I got rights!

0:24:550:24:58

Pupil-teacher fight?

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-Oh, look!

-Teacher-teacher fight! Even better!

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THEY ALL CHEER

0:25:050:25:07

Come on, Geoff! This is ridiculous!

0:25:090:25:13

CAR ALARM GOES OFF

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-KIDS:

-Whay!

0:25:150:25:17

Bogoff! >

0:25:170:25:19

Oh, mate! >

0:25:190:25:20

CAR ALARM CONTINUES

0:25:200:25:23

-CAR ALARM STOPS

-Ooh!

0:25:230:25:26

There's nothing to see, you can all go home.

0:25:350:25:38

Back to the court, Carter. Best get this over with.

0:25:430:25:47

You haven't won yet... Geoffrey!

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# Hey, Nate, wake up Is your brain on vacation, mate?

0:25:580:26:02

# What are you going to achieve on the court against Thorne?

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# Cos that's not bravery

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# It takes more to walk away from stuff that just ain't worth it

0:26:080:26:12

# Nobody's good at everything nobody's perfect

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# Bad decisions always tend to lead to stress

0:26:150:26:17

# When Josh challenged you to eat 14 Easter eggs

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# In your head you said, "No's the word now"

0:26:200:26:22

# But instead you had a chocolate-related breakdown

0:26:220:26:26

# When you stayed up for a long three nights

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# Trying to clock a level on Zombie Fights

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# Yet there's times you walked away when you ought to stay

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# Like when you turned your back for good on school that day

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# There are bigger fish than Thorne to stop, bruv

0:26:360:26:39

# Save your energy for the Four O'clock Club. #

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# When things get up in your face You decide how you want to behave

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-# And if there's not enough to debate

-# Walk away, walk away, walk away

0:26:460:26:51

# So when things get up in your face You decide how you want to behave

0:26:510:26:57

# And if there's not enough to debate Walk away, walk away, walk away. #

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll stick to what I'm good at and leave the basketball to you.

0:27:150:27:18

Oh, right... Well...good.

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-Nice outfit.

-Thank you!

0:27:210:27:24

Ah, so when you said you were "friendly" with the pupils,

0:27:240:27:27

what you meant was that you like them to shout abuse at you

0:27:270:27:30

-in front of the entire school.

-Shut it, Thorne!

0:27:300:27:33

-Good decision, bro.

-What? Walking away from a fight?

0:27:350:27:38

Nah, walking away from basketball. You were shocking.

0:27:380:27:41

Get in the car.

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-# Can't live with them

-# And you can't kick them out

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-# When they're up they rub it in your face

-# Kick you when you're down

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-# But when no-one understands them

-# You know what they're on about

0:27:580:28:01

-# Who is going to be around?

-# Got to find the common ground

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# If you know so much about me where do I go from here?

0:28:040:28:08

-# If you see them everyday

-# You can never get away

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# Only time that you're the boss four o'clock! #

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When Nathan decides to put Darius, the star of Elmsbury's basketball team, in detention, Darius decides to get his own back - on Josh.


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