New Term 4 O'Clock Club

# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?

# When it's just too much to handle

# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

# You should stay

# It can change

# There's good days

# And bad days

# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock. #

ALARM BELL RINGING

ALARM BELL RINGING

-RAPS:

-That can only mean one thing

New term, new start Let me jump in

Hit the school hall Scream it so you hear

"Hey Mate, make way for the Teacher of the Year!"

No big disasters, skip the laughter

Yep it's the master - Mr Carter.

Cos no-one has the hunger to teach like I do

Or turnaround the underachievers like you

This time last year start of September?

I was a pretender, an amateur I remember

I was always thinking I was sinking in the quicksand

It's a new beginning Now I'm bringing out some big plans

If you're assessing me I guarantee that you'll report

You've never seen so much improvement in a school before

I won't slack, I'm focussed bro-fact So, hey, I can't wait to go back!

Been a long summer You don't even have to wonder

Now you know that I can't wait to go back.

Had enougha chillin' Now I'm ready and I'm willing

And I'm so glad I can't wait to go back

# Can you hear, that's the sound of a brand new year... #

-RAPS:

-Slice in my toast rack

-Rhymes in my notepad

Mate! I can't wait to go back

Who'd you know that's smarter with the skills than the Carter Kid?

Played through the school year and did my work after it

See this Summer Holiday? Weren't a holiday

I was working on my music the proper way

And I gotta say, my new stuff? Yeah, it's great

You only need to hear a minute of my mix tape

Only need to see a second of my video

Then you know that I've been a busy bloke

While you were drinking milk tucking into bed, right?

I was up late, working on my website

I'm aiming for a million hits in total

Starting off at Elmsbury then I'll go global

Cos J Hyphen got his mojo back

Making my big brother look Oh, so wack

Yo, I own Rap

And now I got the platform to show that

I can't wait to go back!

Been a long summer you don't even have to wonder

Now you know that I can't wait to go back

Had enougha chillin' Now I'm ready and I'm willing

And I'm so glad I can't wait to go back

# Can you hear That's the sound of a brand new year

-RAPS:

-Fixed my elbow patch

-Just designed my own cap!

-MATE! I can't wait to go back

You know that Y-Y-You know that

Mate! I can't wait to go back.

Hey!

Morning, ladies! How's it going?

Watch it, you chisel!

Ooh, haircut!

What's going on?

I think maybe Byron found a few quid down the back of his sofa.

Needed doing. This place was a dump.

It had character.

Also rats!

Cussmagnet, are those my trainers?!

I've got it! A facemonkey!

What's a facemonkey?

We buy a monkey off the internet,

we strap my camera phone to its face

and release it into the staff room.

What makes that a facemonkey? All monkeys have faces.

Ryan doesn't.

Yeah, I do! I mean, I'm not a monkey.

What is your obsession with making fail videos anyway?

You have your thing, we have ours.

Do you know the most watched online clip is a video of an octopus

with its head stuck in a bottle of lemonade?

I know - comic genius!

If we can get something like that on your phone,

we'll become the kings of fail.

Hmm, but our last attempt didn't go too well, did it?

Why did you push me off that wall? You weren't even filming.

-I couldn't push and film at the same time.

-Idiot!

Chill out, flaptrousers. Besides the ground broke your fall.

Also my arm!

"Wah-wah, my precious arm.

"I'll never be able to play the cello again."

Excuse me? WHY are we not mentioning that ridiculous thing on your head?

Found it a week ago.

Wearing it to school's going to be a right laugh.

And, you know...

the ladies DO love a wig.

Still here, Carter?

Weren't you meant to be a big famous rapper by now?

-Thought you were going to get on the news?

-It's all happening, D.

Got my website up and running, and I'm spreading the word.

Yeah, I've seen it. How many hits did your song get?

Three? You ain't exactly What's-his-face.

Stay strong, D, all right?

By the end of term I'll be bigger than...What's-his-face.

Sure.

Guess who.

Justin Bieber?

Bang on.

-How was your Summer?

-Oh, good, hot, sunny.

I went parascending, swam with dolphins, climbed a volcano.

How was yours?

Erm, I spent mine in a leaky caravan in Devon with my mum

and a chemical toilet.

-Sounds great(!)

-Yeah.

Still, gave me the chance to write this proposal for Mr Byron.

Got a load of big plans for the 4 O'Clock Club this year.

Haven't you heard? Byron's left.

What? Why?

Nobody knows.

Someone said he went to work with underprivileged kids

in South America...

Well, I heard he'd lost the plot.

That he was seen paddling out to sea in an orange canoe.

I'm sorry, did someone invite you to join in our conversation?

I thought it might benefit from my insight.

-Well, if your insight shows up, be sure to come back.

-(Will do.)

So, erm...who's the new head?

BELL RINGING

Get them out of my face!

Ow! Watch it!

Molly?! What happened?!

Was it the vampires? Did the vampires get you?

Sweet you think it's clever

to make fun of someone for expressing herself.

And there was me thinking you boys

might've gone through puberty over the summer.

I think I speak for us both when I say, "ouch!"

Molly Finnegan?!

Detention - for breaching school uniform code.

She's punishing me for how I'm dressed?

Has she even looked in a mirror today?

Oh, my flipping nut cake, yeah. What are you supposed to be?

You look like somebody ate an undertaker and threw up over a thing.

Stop it, Zoe-Marie. Molly's obviously in mourning.

-Who died?

-Well, duh. Obviously she's in, "morning,"

it's like 9am, or something!

Molly, we're here if you need to talk.

-Headmaster's office?

-Through there. First door on the right.

Talking sounds great. I'll just check my schedule...

There's a slot right after sawing my own head off

and replacing it with a sock puppet.

If you don't mind me saying, that's, like, TOTALLY a bit rude!

'What you doing. Get out! It's the ladies!'

-Now THAT is the sort of thing we need to catch on camera.

-Losers.

Don't hurt me!

Right. Do that again.

'This bites, man. Five hits.'

That's only two more than last week. Why is nobody listening to me?

Play Mr Belly Pop again.

Who's Mr Belly Pop?

Five million hits?! That is serious jokes.

Hey, this is what I should do!

Nah, can't see you in a leotard, mate.

No, doorknob. I mean, we make a stupid viral video,

put it online and then link my music from it.

Could you explain why you're not working on your spreadsheet project?

Oh, Miss Andress! My favourite woman.

Did you lose weight over the summer? Cos you are looking fine.

Detention. Tonight!

All three of you.

15 minutes into the new term? That breaks even last year's record.

BELL RINGING

What's that ringing? It ain't break and nothing's on fire.

Can any of the rest of you hear that?

File quietly to the hall.

Your new headmaster wants to meet you all.

Did she just say new headmaster?

Here we go. The big reveal.

That's quite enough!

Let me introduce your new head teacher, Mr Bell.

THEY APPLAUD

Great. We've only gone and swapped Bogoff for Catalogue Man.

Good morning.

And first, may I thank our new deputy head for that introduction.

Today is a new beginning -

for me...

..for you...and for Elmsbury.

I want you to forget everything you know about this place.

-Done.

-Back to square one for me.

Effective immediately,

Elmsbury High is to be known as Elmsbury Academy.

My mum's going to LOVE this.

There'll be no stragglers...

there'll be no underachievers holding us back...

Well, that's us lot stuffed.

..and I'm absolutely sure you'll be able to rise to this challenge -

be you student...or teacher...

..or even Teacher of the Year.

-I'm going to be ripping up the rule book.

-Yes!

I want Elmsbury to be a place of achievement.

I want you to feel proud of yourselves...

This is a waste of time, man.

We should be outside getting our fail video together.

-Sh!

-..and when the Mayor officially opens the Academy on Friday,

let's show her, let's show the world a new side to Elmsbury -

a side we can all be proud of.

Disrupting the opening ceremony is way too big.

The Mayor's going to be there. The actual Mayor. What next?

Vomiting on the Queen?

Yeah but... I need big.

I need something that'll make people check their brains as they go in

and go proper bafflex.

But do we really want to make an enemy of Mr Bell in his first week?

Somebody's got a crush...

Shut up, coughweasel.

Look.

If my music is the rocket, the new school opening is the rocket fuel,

then I'm shooting for the moon, boys.

So, we disrupt the opening, catch it on the camera...

..stick it online, sit back and watch my website rack up the views.

Look out, world!

Look out!

Argh! Ow.

Why can't you ever wait until I'm filming?

Mr Cartwheel. Come on in.

Um, actually, it's um, Carter.

Take a seat.

What do you know about bonsai trees?

They're like big trees, but smaller.

Too little water and the tree starves.

Too much and it drowns.

Almost sounds like a metaphor for Elmsbury.

We're on the same page.

Biscuit?

Biscuit?

Will you have one of my biscuits?

And so! Teacher of the Year.

I'm very keen to hear your ideas for detention.

Discipline is going to be a big part of my plan for Elmsbury.

I don't know that I'd describe it as discipline,

I prefer to think of it more like...

Control.

Actually, I was going to say "understanding".

Call it what you will - discipline, regulation,

'understanding' the students - all comes down to the same thing -

keeping Elmsbury trouble free.

Right. Well, I had prepared a file on this for Mr Byron.

Yes, I've prepared some suggestions.

One of our changes is that we're going to be re-purposing

the old detention room, putting you into a new one.

Really? But...

Actually, why don't I come round tonight and see you in action?

I'd like to get a sense of how the entire school operates.

All right, but... I mean, it's the first day of term.

I doubt there'll be that many kids in detention.

We shall see, Mr Carter.

We shall see.

Are you joking me? Are you actually flipping joking me!?

-Will you just chill out?

-This is rubbish. They're fighting like girls.

Yeah, there is a reason for that.

Oh, no!

-Oh!

-Are you all right, Mr Bell?

I'm not a baby!

(CHANT) Fight! Fight! Fight!

Break it up. Break it up!

Hey! Stop this now.

Zoe-Marie, Molly, apologise to Mr Bell.

What? He should apologise to us for being part of a system

that represses individuality.

I don't think she's entirely normal any more.

Yeah, she's become this coffin-bothering goth freak

who goes round calling people's pencil cases stupid when they ain't!

You don't know when to shut up.

I can shut up any time I want, except I don't want to,

and I've got a lot to say.

Just shut up, girl!

Wow. That's a fine pair of lungs you've got on you, sir.

Can any of you explain why

so many of you are here on the very first day of term?

We had debts left over from last term, sir.

It's a cuss, but it's not like he makes us do lines and that.

Yeah, there's worse places to be. Like being stuck in a wardrobe with a big spider.

Or a cheese factory.

So you're saying you actually enjoy being in detention?

This one time he let me paint a cow's udders.

It's just as I feared.

Back to my office. Now.

What about this lot?

Go home, children. Immediately.

I'm starting to like this bloke more and more.

And take that ridiculous thing off your head.

Why is it all so sticky?

I dunno. It was like that when I got it out of the bin.

Laters, mate.

This is the spend per average student,

and this is what the disruptive ones cost.

A particularly troublesome set of students

are threatening to ruin my figures.

They were practically permanent residents at your "4 O'Clock Club" last year.

Josh Carter. No relation, I hope.

They're brothers.

Brothers or not,

we can't afford to mollycoddle bad students

that reflect poorly on the school.

Bad is a big word.

Is there another word for it?

Misunderstood?

Technically a bigger word letters-wise, but...

I can't tolerate uncontrollable elements running amok.

I've made arrangements with another school

to take some of the worst offenders off our hands.

What other school?

-Fowlmere Manor.

-Fowlmere?! Sir...

You're in charge of detention.

If you don't want the students that regularly turn up there

to be sent to Fowlmere, it's up to you that they shape up.

-Clear?

-Yeah. Clear.

Fowlmere Manor? Is he short-changed in the membrane?

It makes Elmsbury look like Fluffy Bunny Rainbow Land.

He just thinks you need an extra incentive to behave.

And if we don't, we get booted off to Foulmouth like some dirty secret?

Well, maybe you did have it too easy last year.

I had it easy like the flu. I had my brother at the school.

Yeah, well, now I'm looking on you to behave better this year.

No more detentions.

Seriously - who died and made you Captain Killfun?

Mr Bell.

He believes in me enough to put me in charge of keeping you -

and everyone else - out of trouble.

So if you don't want to get sent to Fowlmere,

you'd better clean up your act.

And that goes for the school opening, too.

I know you - no trouble, you get me?

Fine. I'll help you suck up to Ding-Dong.

Ding-Dong?

Ding-Dong Bell. I'm trying it out.

I'm watching you.

Sure thing, bruv. I'll help you maintain order.

You better, cos...

# This year we gotta make an even bigger splash

# I can help with that- I think I can help with that

# Gonna get this whole school on the right track.

# And I can help with that- I think I can help with that.

# Good planning'll help us to move forward

# I can help with that- I think I can help with that

# All we need to do is keep things ordered

# I can help with that- definitely help with that

# Sure, let me help to push things forward

# Just in case your organisation was getting awkward

# Want a special event? I got a gift for ya

# Cos it's gonna be a festival of DISorder

# So we're an academy now? What do I make of that?

-# How about lame

-drop

-dumb

-site

-mad black?

# They wanna have a ceremony that's amazing

# I can help with just a little rearranging

# And I'd say call Friday "Cryday"

-# Bell crying,

-"Why'd they send Josh my way?"

#I'ma blow this whole thing sky-high, mate

# Then we'll see how many hits my website might take

# For my sake, I gotta maintain order

# Just like a sink with a plug retains water.

# I need to be watertight

# Cos this term could be a battle, can't be rattled

# Have to show I'm ready for the fight

# So I'm keeping order right Bell's eyes are on me

# But I gotta do it for myself, not because he's...

# Just become the boss of me, I got my philosophy

# I should stand for the all kids Not just Bell, Josh and me

# And I don't wanna be the bad guy you might hit

# But like it or not I'm gonna run a tight ship

# Five hits? I can't leave it like this

# I need exposure - something really quite big

# Like making Bell look like an amateur

# Create a disaster, catch it on camera

# Become a whole school legend, then I'm outta here

# High stakes, might make me go to Fowlmere

# Punishment-wise, it might be unknown

# But hero? Rap Star? That's two birds with one stone

# All I need's a sign and I'm on it!

# Something really visual, something iconic. #

That's genius. You think you can get away with it though?

I'm the High Priest of Getting Away With It.

You'll be there with your camera to film the entire thing.

Where d'you think you're going?

To school. You know, the big grey building full of classrooms and boring...

Which school?

Elmsbury.

Take a look at the posh kids. "We go to Elmsbury.

"Mummy and daddy take us to school in golden chariots pulled by peacocks".

Yeah, cos Elmsbury is so nice.

We go to Fowlmere. Do you know what's nice about Fowlmere?

The lovely students who never beat anyone up?

Nothing is nice about Fowlmere.

Let's show them how nice we can't be, boys!

Look at that big thing over there!

That doesn't work in real life, idiot.

-This does!

-Ow!

-Why did you kick him?!

-He stole my look.

-You have a look?

You're sure he's talking about sending kids to Fowlmere?

That's what he said.

That's a dumping ground for the entire borough.

Fowlmere?

I did my training there. Don't make me go back.

You're kind of hurting my arm.

That was way too close.

-Exciting, though.

-What was exciting about nearly getting brained?

Chill out, or you'll have an accident in your Peppa Pig pants!

For the last time, I got dressed in the dark, and I didn't know

my little cousin's underwear had somehow got mixed up with mine.

-Hey, where you going?

-I'm out.

You might be OK with being sent to Fowlmere, but I'm not.

Ash, you're still in, right?

Oh, I'm still in. You know me - I'm barely keeping up.

Penny for your thoughts...

Can you see my brother anywhere?

Good morning, school.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce

the Lady Mayor of Elmsbury.

OK. We're done.

-Great.

-What shall I do with this?

I don't know. Find somewhere to hide it.

..I am sure you will all do your best to ensure

that the new Elmsbury reaches its potential.

Why does she think she can tell us what to do, just cos she's blinged up?

If you'd like to accompany us outside, we'll open our school.

What've you done?

Nothing...bruv.

The ear of lies says different.

Thank you so much for doing this.

Mate - this is going to be epic. You're going to want to be part of it.

So I can get sent off to Fowlmouth?

Shall we get a quick photo?

How's Bell even going to find out?

Perhaps because Josh's going to put the video online,

and link it to his music website?

Ash, I've been hanging out with you way too long, man.

I've caught your brainflake. How could I miss that?

-Stop filming!

-What?

Give me the camera.

Your attention everyone.

The Mayor.

APPLAUSE

It's with great honour

that I proudly declare...

-He's rigged the sign!

-..the new Elmsbury Academy officially open...

Sssssssttttoooooppppppp!!

What are you doing, man?!

Get off me.

Get off her!

Carter, stop ruining everything!

Smelly Bum Arcade?

No photos!

Who is responsible for this?!

Massive respect to whoever done that!

It's a major improvement on before.

I haven't laughed this hard since my cat had worms!

I said be quiet! Josh!

You! Is this your work?

I just said it was an improvement.

Come with me. I'll teach you to be destructive.

Surely it'd be better to teach me not to be destructive?

Right, move! You hear me? Move!

# Why are my surprises the type you ruin your life with?

# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up

# No prizes for guessing who's behind the sign switch

# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up

# Nice if I could vanish when I closed my eyelids

# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up

# Why was I gifted a little brother like this?

# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up

# I confess bruv, know it weren't my best but I guess

# I just had to impress and big my chest up

# In my head it was a moment that was meant to be

# And now Molly's on a slope that was meant for me

# He's essentially put his friend in jeopardy

# Once again his little pea brain hasn't sensed that he

# Might affect somebody else with his antics

# Molly's in a sandwich with Bell and Andress

# And if I do nothing now she's history

# But then if I own up, what's that gonna get me?

# Who's gonna protect me?

# Nobody around here, just me in the playground at Fowlmere

# Now we're in it together, I know how we'll look

# In that moment when Bell knows who's the real crook

# There's only one thing for it!

-# Three probably - save my bacon,

-save my bacon, save Molly! #

Name one person who got to be famous from being destructive.

Guy Fawkes.

Guy Fawkes was hung, drawn and quartered.

Fine. I'll tell Ding-Dong the truth, and save Molly.

-That

-cannot

-happen.

We need something really clever.

Something only the Carter Brothers could think up.

Yeah.

Yeah... I got nothing. You?

Right. So I've just shamed Ding-Dong in front of the Mayor,

the Elmsbury Gazette -

Which is obviously what put him in this mood.

Which means...the man is all about the image!

That's his problem, and our solution...

I have never seen such blatant insolence.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Sorry to interrupt, sir.

Do you mind if I have a quick word?

In private?

It's kind of important.

-What is this?

-It's about Molly, sir.

There's some stuff you need to know before you do something rash.

Rash? Thanks to her my new school is about to appear

on the front of the local paper as "Smelly Bum Arcade".

(SUPPRESSES LAUGHTER)

I know, sir. Well-humiliating.

She's had a lousy summer. Her cat got run over.

Her bedroom caught on fire.

Her dad lost his hand in a bizarre hairdressing accident...

How would it look if you just chucked out a deeply troubled student?

In your first week? The press would tear you apart.

Well, I suppose under the circumstances

I can reduce your punishment to something a little less...

..public, Milly.

Molly.

Yeah, maybe you could write a two-thousand-word essay entitled

"How much I Love My School"?

Excellent suggestion.

See? Are you going to thank me, or what? Cos I just saved you...

It's obvious who did the sign. So, no.

And don't think I'm going to be the one doing that essay.

Don't worry, Josh knows that all too well.

You might be able to fool Bell, bruv, but you're not fooling me.

I'm watching you.

Just like old times, man. Good to be back.

That was a pretty clever anagram, though.

Yeah, but there was a letter Y missing.

What did you do with it?

What's this?

Ah! Missed it! Every time!

Why?

-# Can't live with them

-and you can't kick 'em out

-# When they're up they rub it in your face

-kick you when you're down

-# But when no-one understand them

-you know what they're on about

-# But who's gonna be around?

-Got to find a common ground

# If you know so much about me

# Where do I go from here?

-# You see them every day

-You can never get away

# The only time that you're the boss - 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #

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