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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay

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# It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now, 4 O'Clock. #

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That's an... erm... interesting tie, sir.

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It's a present from my aunt and uncle.

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Wow. They must've really hated you.

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Actually, they're taking me for a birthday dinner tonight.

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It's your birthday? What, does Mum know?

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What else did you get for your birthday, sir?

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-A card from my parents.

-A card with money in it?

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Well, it was more of a text. Well, half a text.

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"Happy birth." Mum's not great with technology.

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So, all you really got was a manky tie that looks like cow sick?

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That's well rubbish.

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If I was you I'd take them to court and sue their legs off.

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-You'd saw their legs off?

-Bit far.

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How old are you, sir?

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Let's just focus on detention.

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I'll find out.

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Go on his YourFace profile. It'll say on that.

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VARIOUS MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

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-Put the phones away.

-I reckon he's at least 58 and a half.

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Guys, that's enough.

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Got it! Ah, skunks. He's set his profile to private.

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Well, let's guess his password.

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Right. You all know phones are banned in detention. Hand them over.

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-Josh. Phone.

-No, I'm doing something.

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I won't ask again.

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Fair enough. Hey! I was in the middle of a text, man.

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What's so important that it can't wait until after detention?

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I...I was setting up a record deal.

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-You never mentioned that.

-Mm.

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-You're all clearly bored, so let's do something creative.

-No!

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Sir, there's only 15 minutes left.

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Ash, Ryan, you can help me.

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-Noooo!

-The rest of you behave, or else.

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This is, like, well outrageous. He can't take our phones off us.

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That's like taking my lung, and turning it into a hat.

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We should totally kick up a protest.

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What are you doing?

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Locking Dexter out until he gives us our phones back.

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Now you're talking my language.

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Duh, English. Obvioso.

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-How long are you going to keep it locked for?

-Till he breaks.

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I mean, I've got to get this whole record deal thing sorted

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before either he or I leaves.

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I reckon you're...36?

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You're not even close.

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37?

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That's the wrong direction.

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39? 45?

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HE SIGHS

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Look, if you really want to know, I'm 30...weird.

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-You're 30-weird?

-Why is it locked?

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JOSH LAUGHS

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Oh, Josh, don't do this!

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Then give us my phone back.

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My cello's in there. I need it.

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-Ah, true love.

-Shut-up, Ash! I have cello practice at half five.

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Do either of you two know how to pick a lock?

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-Ryan knows how to pick his nose.

-Not true! He's the picker.

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There's gold in them thar nostrils.

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The deal is, what I say goes. I'm in charge here.

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Not what it looks like to me.

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# All right, I got to get my phone back

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# Even though this ain't about a record deal

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# The fact is no-one knows that

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# And that's the way I'd like to keep it

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# What I've got to say It kinda has to stay secret

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# That's a neat trick Thanks, Josh

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# Cos it's not just the door Now I've got my hands locked

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# And how can I give the letter of the law

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# When I'm trapped outside in a corridor?

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# Technically I should probably let them back in

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# Cos the time till the end of detention's that thin

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# I should probably be a little more grown up

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# And stop creating this little show but...

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# Technically I should probably give their phones back

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# Cos it's after 3:30 and they know that

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# If I do, I could make it to the station

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# Pick up my aunt and uncle, they'll be waiting, but

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# If I give in, then I've lost

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# Man, if I give in, I'm not Josh

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# Can't look meek in front of this lot

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# Can't look weak, it's dumb I can't flop

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# So I mustn't give in It's the principle

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# Nah, I'm never giving in I'm invincible

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BOTH: # And whether or not the plan is sound

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# One thing's for sure I'll stand my ground. #

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If I open up, it means you've won and I can't let that happen

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cos you've been on my back all term.

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Oh, man! Mum, I just had the best day ever.

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Remember that new flophead of a new teacher?

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We totally owned him, it was...

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Why is all my stuff in the living room?

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Josh, meet our new lodger.

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MUFFLED: You?

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What?! No, no, no. He has to go, he's my teacher.

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-Josh, wait! Guess what? I've got us a gig.

-What?!

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And we won't even have to travel. It's here, at the school, tonight!

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-Are you crazy?

-I know it's a bit little soon,

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but don't be embarrassed of your songs, they're great.

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It's not the songs I'm embarrassed about.

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You and Josh, you're the band?

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For one night only.

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Oh don't worry, that suits me fine.

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Apparently, I'm too embarrassing for Josh to be seen with live on stage

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so I'm going to be playing the keyboard in the backroom.

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OK, it's time for some live music.

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He's young, he's fresh, he's supercool.

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Give it up for the amazing J Hyphen!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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HEAVY BEATS AND PIANO

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MUSIC ECHOES FROM HALL

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Where's the smoke?

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# I get this strange feeling whenever you walk by me

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Is it working? Is this...?

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MUSIC CONTINUES TO ECHO

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SMOKE MACHINE HISSES

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# All I want to say's hello Then I end up running home

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# Hey, you, over here Why don't you come closer, yeah?

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# Cos I know...

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HE COUGHS

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# In your world, in your world

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HE SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS

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# I got so, so close, girl And now I'm... #

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MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

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HE COUGHS

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Don't just stand there. Evacuate!

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SCREAMING AND FIRE ALARM

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It's fine, it's just the smoke machine.

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-Agh, argh!

-Everybody out!!

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If I've been on your back it's usually been for good reason.

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And I want you all to sit quietly, and think about

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everything that led to you being here tonight.

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Sit quietly AND think? Talk about multi-tasking.

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Josh, shush.

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You're late...Agness, isn't it?

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Zoe-Marie, why'd you kick my sister?

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-I never!

-You're the one telling everyone I live in a tent.

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I don't want people thinking I'm some sort of dirty tent weirdo,

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-who lives in a tent.

-Here we go!

-I never said that!

-OK, whoa.

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Firstly, there's nothing wrong with living in a tent.

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But I don't. Why are you saying I live in a tent? YOU live in a tent.

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You're a tent lord.

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-Zoe-Marie, why did you tell people I wanted to be a prefect?

-I did not.

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-Yes, you did.

-REST OF CLASS: Fight, fight!

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DEXTER: I really think that's enough.

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COMMOTION

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All of you, behave!

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Josh, they're going to have a fight because of you.

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-Scratching, slapping.

-I'm getting a better place.

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-Do something.

-OK, right, well, that's it.

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People, detention's over.

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COMMOTION STOPS

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-Over?

-Home!

-Oh, mate.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hi, Auntie Jasmine. Thanks for the tie.

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Yep, I'll be there to pick you up, don't worry about it.

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No, the station's perfectly safe... probably.

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Getting in early? How early?

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Ash, you've got to help me convince Josh. If I miss cello practice,

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my mum will hollow me out and turn me into a cello.

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I'm on the side of justice here, Cello Yellow.

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This is about the right of the common student to be able to look up

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their teacher's age on their phones in detention.

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Why do you always have to take the opposite side to me?

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Why do you always have to be such a crab sandwich?

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Just think of yourselves as an old English style boy band.

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Yeah, this actually might be quite cool.

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OK. One, two, three.

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SHE PLAYS PIANO

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TOGETHER IN CHORUS: # Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan

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# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan

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# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan

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# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pa-a-a-t

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# Willie, bring your little drum Robin, bring your flute and come

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# And be merry while you play Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay

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# Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay. #

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No-one can ever know about this.

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My mum says people who play violent video games always end up in prison.

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My mum says getting expelled is worse that committing murder.

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My mum says rap concerts are a celebration of sin and wickedness.

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Yeah, thanks for that, Spongebore Squarepants.

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SLAP!

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-Ow! Grow up.

-Only when I'm ready.

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Where'd you get that?

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Dad brought it home from work.

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-What are you going to do with it?

-I don't know.

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Something worthy of a rubber band this big.

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-Something really good.

-Oh, yeah. Much more jokes already.

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It's already started.

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Write your name on it so it doesn't get thieved like your giant magnet.

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Good thinking.

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So does that mean I'm still in charge of detention?

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-If that's what you want.

-Of course.

-For now.

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TWANG, SLAP

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Who dares to twang something at me?

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Now you're for it, you spannerneck.

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Which one of you is Ryan?

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SPLASH!

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I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid.

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DEXTER: Please try to stay calm. Oh, great(!)

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She's already panicking

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that the station's full of freaks and criminals.

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-She'll nut me if I turn up late.

-Forget about your aunt.

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What about if Ding Dong comes down here and sees us?

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Never mind Mr Bell. I'd be more worried about Josh's mum.

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There's been a lot of getting into trouble already this term,

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hasn't there, sir?

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Is there a bucket I can use to clear up some graffiti?

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I don't know who this "Ding-Dong" is but

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apparently his mum's a hairy moose.

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I'll leave you to show Mr Harris round. Sorry.

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-OK, firstly that's Mr Bell.

-Oh, Ding Dong!

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What?

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-You know what.

-You look very athletic in those pants, sir.

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-Those were trunks.

-Well, they look like pants.

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-I can't believe you went on my laptop.

-Oh, this was

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nothing to do with me, sir.

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-I understand there has been an incident.

-Yes,

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-but I know exactly who's to blame.

-So do I.

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Your social networking profile was set to public. I've seen it.

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Any of the students could've accessed it.

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-Ah, right.

-Teachers need to ensure that their own personal fluff

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-remains out of the public domain.

-Yes. Of course.

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Sorry, Dad. I mean, Sir. Mr Bell. Not Dad.

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-MR BELL:

-Let's achieve the level of discipline

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that I know this school is capable of.

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TANNOY: Ooww. Hot-hot-hot!

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# Oh, Mr Shower Man Oh, baby

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# Scrubbing my face Ain't no disgrace

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# Yeah... #

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Is that you, Harris?

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That could be anybody.

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# Dexter be loving the lather... #

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CHILDREN LAUGH

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# It's soap-tastic

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# Washing my pits Down to my bits

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# Oh, yeah

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# Here comes the shampoo-oooh. #

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(Josh!)

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We train up the miscreants using rewards

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and then end up with a school full of model pupils like these.

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Good behaviour becomes a habit.

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Then we can do away with the prizes.

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You have all the tools you need now.

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So if you can't make your "4 O'Clock Club" behave,

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then you've only yourself to blame.

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(Ow!)

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I expect results.

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There's only one thing to do.

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Give us back our phones?

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Not going to happen.

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Oh, right. So, it's one rule for teachers,

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another for the rest of us.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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-Dexter! What's up, man?

-Josh has locked himself in the 4 O'Clock

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and won't come out.

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OK, what do you want me to do about it? I'm in Scotland.

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I just need some advice. You know him better than anyone.

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Ain't that the truth.

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What've you done?

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Nothing...bruv.

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The ear of lies says different.

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Hmm? Hmm.

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-What?

-Fight, fight, fight!

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Give me the camera.

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Your attention, everyone. The Mayor.

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APPLAUSE

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It's with great honour that I proudly declare...

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He's rigged the sign.

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..the new Elmsbury Academy officially open.

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SLOW MOTION GRUNTING

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Nooooo!

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Oh, crumbs!

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Oooh!

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What are you doing, man? Get off her. Get off her!

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Carter, stop ruining everything!

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"Smelly Bum Arcade"? No photos.

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OK, well, er...one time he locked himself in the bathroom

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'when I refused to take him to Weasel World.'

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-How did you get him out?

-I waited until he got hungry,

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and started cooking hamburgers.

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I haven't time for hamburgers!

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Dexter, you're the authority there. OK, You need to get tough with Josh.

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Tough. Gotcha.

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Dexter, are you...pulling a face?

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No!

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I can't believe you two. Usually you're the first out of the door.

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-We're standing up for stuff and that.

-This is about a principle.

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Since when did protesting about stuff ever achieve anything?

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If it wasn't for the protests of the Suffragette Movement,

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-women wouldn't have equal rights to men.

-You're comparing this to that?

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How exactly are you suffering?

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Because I need the loo like you wouldn't believe.

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-That is well gross.

-We all do it.

-No way do I, Goth gardens.

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-Why are you so rude?

-Why you so goody-goody pain-in-the-face?

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It's called being helpful.

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-Here, Sir.

-Thank you.

-I'm Agness, Sir.

-Thank you, Agness.

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-You girls all set for another fun day of school?

-You what?

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I only just got here. You having a go at me already?

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-No, not in the slightest.

-I heard how you said it.

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"Another fun day of school". What does that even mean?

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-It's just me saying good morning.

-What's so good about it anyway?

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-What do you know that I don't?

-Sorry, Sir. Zoe-Marie's emotional.

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-Mr Carter leaves today.

-Shut-up, yeah? I ain't emotional.

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-What are you telling him I've got emotions for?

-Well, enjoy your day.

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Helpful, or interfering?

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At least I don't wander around like a massive rain cloud.

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Molly? What happened? Was it the vampires?

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Did the vampires get you?

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So sweet you think it's clever to make fun of someone

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for expressing herself.

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And there was me thinking you boys might've gone through puberty

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over the summer. I think I speak for both of us when I say, "Ouch!"

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Oh, my flipping nut cake, yeah. What are you supposed to be?

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You look like somebody ate an undertaker

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-and threw up over a thing.

-Stop it, Zoe-Marie.

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Molly's obviously in mourning. Who died?

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Well, duh. Obviously she's in morning. It's 9am, or something.

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Molly, we're here if you need to talk.

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Well excuse me for having depth.

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-If you've got depth, Zoe-Marie has class.

-Shut-up, yeah!

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I'm well classy. I'm basically Victoria Beckham, but better.

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They're gazing into each other's eyes. She might like him.

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Who cares if she doesn't?

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We set them up anyway. We need to get them to dance or something.

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That is a great idea. Yeah, it's like they're meant for each other.

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He's actually right.

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Mr Harris runs the 4 O'Clock Club, so, duh.

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She liked Mr Carter who also ran the 4 O'Clock Club, duh.

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So that's, like, duh.

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Can't fault logic like that.

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Think about the genius of where we are right now.

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How's this genius?

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Because of this.

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ICE CREAM VAN CHIMES

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PHONE RINGS

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BRAKES SCREECH

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Hey! What are you doing?

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It's all right. We're going to pay. Give her the money.

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GET OUT OF MY VAN!!!

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-Here's a Good Buddy sticker.

-I'd rather not be brainwashed, thanks.

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-I'll have it.

-It doesn't quite work like that.

-You what?

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Are you messing about, Miss?

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Flippin' Twilight gets to have a sticker and I don't?

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That's WELL outrageous. That's worse than the time Mr Wilson

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dropped a Bunsen burner on Jason Taylor's head.

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If you want a sticker, do your work.

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You are having a giraffe.

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Will you both shut up?

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I'm trying to concentrate on not wetting myself.

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Toilet jockey.

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KNOCK ON DOOR Josh. It's me.

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I'm going give you to the count of five to open this door

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or I'll have no choice but to...to, er...

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-Smash it in!

-Yes, I'll smash it in.

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THUD!

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Agh! Agh, ow!

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Agh, agh!

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:19:390:19:41

Hello, Dexter. What happened?

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I bruised my shoulder.

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Let me talk to him.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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J Carter, superstar?

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Bruv, open the door.

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He took my phone.

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How would he feel if I stole all his shoe horns?

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He's got a shoe horn? What, seriously?

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Mate, he has two.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Who has a sho...?

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Look, never mind. You are the kid, OK? He's a teacher.

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He's got every right to take your phone.

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I'm not going to back down in front of my audience, am I?

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I've got a reputation to maintain.

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You always have to be the big man.

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When has that got you anywhere?

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Do you want a list of all the times things went my way?

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# Well, well, well, guess who's in another fix?

0:20:370:20:40

# I might just need some clever little brother tricks

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# Typical Nathan I guess Just slipping

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# One problem and he's a headless chicken

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# Then it's down to me to bail him out, of course

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# Similar to when he ran out of clean boxer shorts

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# And he was running late for some hot dinner date

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# I made him a pair with scissors and a pillowcase

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# And I can see it in his face

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# He's most happy when my situation isn't great

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# 99% of the time, he started it

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# And it's always me who's got to clean up after him

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# But I can only think of dumb ways to fundraise

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# Eating 20 school dinners in my lunch break?

0:21:100:21:12

# Sponsored wig making?

0:21:120:21:15

# Playground bareback pig racing?

0:21:150:21:17

# Poor Nathan, look at his little brain ticking

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# Trying to think something up but it ain't clicking

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# I dunno why he always struggles with the same mission

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# When in the end he'll probably ask for some J wisdom

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# OK, listen Nate you're a sharp dude

0:21:270:21:29

# Probably sharper than a Great White shark tooth

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# And you know there's not a point that you can't prove

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# Although, talking to yourself? Not a smart move

0:21:350:21:37

# He's like a cartoon Nothing between his ears

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# There's only one guy there when he needs ideas

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# Let's be honest He's been feeding off me for years

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# So why's he putting off the obvious? Please, I'm here!

0:21:440:21:47

# Ahhhh, I guess I could run it past him

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# No! I don't want to have to ask him

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# But if he's got an idea that might sell... Hey, Josh?

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# Don't tell me - you need my help. #

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OK, occasionally you came out on top.

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But we both know it didn't always happen like that.

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Whoa!

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Six.

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Oh, agh, agh!

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Oh, like you've always been a winner(!)

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Can any of you explain why so many of you are here

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on the very first day of term?

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We had debts left over from last term, sir.

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It's a cuss, but it's not like he makes us do lines and that.

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Yeah, there's loads of worse places to be.

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Like being stuck in a wardrobe with a big spider.

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Or a cheese factory.

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So you're saying you actually enjoy being in detention?

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THEY CHUCKLE

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This one time, he let me paint a cow's udders.

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It's just as I feared. Back to my office. Now.

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Look, I'm not unlocking that door until he gives me my phone back.

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End of.

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HANGS UP PHONE

0:23:020:23:04

I was thinking, maybe this has gone on long enough.

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I mean, Mr Harris has probably learned his lesson.

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And giving up has nothing to do with you needing a wee?

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-No, of course not.

-I think I should speak to Josh.

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I've got the best people skills.

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Shut up, I've got the best people skills.

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Plus, he's a boy, and I talk to boys better than anyone.

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Yeah, she's become this coffin-bothering Goth freak,

0:23:280:23:30

who goes round calling people's pencil cases stupid when they ain't!

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You don't know when to shut up!

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I can shut up any time I want, except I don't want to,

0:23:350:23:38

then people can't hear what I have to say. I have a lot to say.

0:23:380:23:40

Just shut up, girl!

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I think you should just try grabbing the key off him.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:23:460:23:48

Look, Nathan, I ain't got time...

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Oh, sorry, this isn't Dexter.

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This is actually his classroom assistant...Mr Excellent.

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I'm so sorry he couldn't make it to the station in time.

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Yeah, I can really hear the anger in your voice

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and I can hear that your teeth are grinding. Yeah.

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What was that?

0:24:090:24:11

Oh, but he DID say that if you get a cab to the restaurant

0:24:110:24:15

he'll be willing to pay for the entire meal,

0:24:150:24:18

including the tip. Yeah, just as a little apology,

0:24:180:24:20

you know, a nice way to say sorry. OK, bye-bye.

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HE SIGHS

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There must be some other way to get in there. Air vents, windows?

0:24:290:24:32

We can't go in through the windows. Mr Bell had them glued shut

0:24:320:24:35

after the coconut incident.

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Hilarious coconut incident, don't you mean?

0:24:360:24:39

-The caretaker wasn't amused.

-Mm, no. He went spare.

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-Ash you're a genius.

-Oh, I know!

0:24:450:24:48

-Remind me why?

-The caretaker's office has spare keys.

0:24:490:24:54

Nice one. Thanks to you, Ash, we're getting in after all.

0:24:540:24:57

Wait a sec.

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So, this is the caretaker's office?

0:25:070:25:09

-It's nothing like I imagined.

-What did you expect?

0:25:110:25:15

Where's the golden throne?

0:25:150:25:16

Got them!

0:25:250:25:26

HE SIGHS

0:25:310:25:32

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:25:340:25:36

-Right, have you unlocked that door yet?

-Bruv, look...

0:25:390:25:41

Help, Mr Carter, he's keeping us trapped!

0:25:410:25:43

All he cares about is his rap career!

0:25:430:25:45

And he's going to make Molly a garden sprinkler.

0:25:450:25:48

Sorry, what has this got to do with rap?

0:25:480:25:50

I kind of told him I was arranging a big record deal.

0:25:520:25:55

-Bruv, you can't do that in school.

-I know. There is no record deal.

0:25:550:25:59

I was texting Mum.

0:25:590:26:00

Dexter didn't tell me or Mum it's his birthday today and I kinda

0:26:000:26:05

didn't want him to coming home to no cake or presents.

0:26:050:26:08

Well, why didn't you explain that to everyone else?

0:26:080:26:11

Cos I wasn't going to have them

0:26:110:26:13

think I actually like the guy, was I? It was bad enough

0:26:130:26:15

having a brother as a teacher.

0:26:150:26:17

Right, look. I'll talk to Mum and get the cake sorted.

0:26:190:26:22

You just...please, unlock that door and let everyone go home, right?

0:26:220:26:28

Yeah, I suppose.

0:26:280:26:31

Finally! Out of the way, medical emergency!

0:26:390:26:44

It's your birthday. I thought I'd let you off. Just this once, though.

0:26:480:26:52

Detention's over, people.

0:26:550:26:56

I've missed you, old friend.

0:27:000:27:02

Hmm, a bit tight, feels like the key's stuck?

0:27:100:27:14

Hold on, I'll try turning it the other way.

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SNAP!

0:27:160:27:17

Oh, please, no!

0:27:190:27:22

What just happened?

0:27:230:27:25

OK. To teach you all a lesson about what just happened,

0:27:280:27:31

we're going to stay in here a little longer.

0:27:310:27:34

Sir, are you serious?!

0:27:340:27:35

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:27:360:27:38

GIGGLING

0:27:420:27:44

It's for you.

0:27:440:27:47

And...happy birthday, Mr Harris.

0:27:470:27:50

-# You can't live with 'em

-# And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:530:27:56

# When they're up, they rub it in your face

0:27:560:27:57

# Kick you when you're down

0:27:570:27:59

-# But when no-one understands them

-# You know what they're on about

0:27:590:28:01

-# Always gonna be around

-# Got to find a common ground

0:28:010:28:04

# If you know so much about me

0:28:040:28:06

# Where do I go from here?

0:28:060:28:08

# If you see 'em every day... #

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