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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# It can change | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
That's an... erm... interesting tie, sir. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
It's a present from my aunt and uncle. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Wow. They must've really hated you. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Actually, they're taking me for a birthday dinner tonight. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
It's your birthday? What, does Mum know? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
What else did you get for your birthday, sir? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-A card from my parents. -A card with money in it? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Well, it was more of a text. Well, half a text. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
"Happy birth." Mum's not great with technology. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
So, all you really got was a manky tie that looks like cow sick? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
That's well rubbish. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
If I was you I'd take them to court and sue their legs off. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-You'd saw their legs off? -Bit far. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
How old are you, sir? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Let's just focus on detention. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
I'll find out. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Go on his YourFace profile. It'll say on that. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
VARIOUS MOBILE PHONE BEEPS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
-Put the phones away. -I reckon he's at least 58 and a half. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Guys, that's enough. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Got it! Ah, skunks. He's set his profile to private. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
Well, let's guess his password. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Right. You all know phones are banned in detention. Hand them over. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-Josh. Phone. -No, I'm doing something. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
I won't ask again. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Fair enough. Hey! I was in the middle of a text, man. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
What's so important that it can't wait until after detention? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I...I was setting up a record deal. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-You never mentioned that. -Mm. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-You're all clearly bored, so let's do something creative. -No! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
Sir, there's only 15 minutes left. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Ash, Ryan, you can help me. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
-Noooo! -The rest of you behave, or else. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
This is, like, well outrageous. He can't take our phones off us. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
That's like taking my lung, and turning it into a hat. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
We should totally kick up a protest. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
What are you doing? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Locking Dexter out until he gives us our phones back. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Now you're talking my language. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Duh, English. Obvioso. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-How long are you going to keep it locked for? -Till he breaks. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
I mean, I've got to get this whole record deal thing sorted | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
before either he or I leaves. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
I reckon you're...36? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
You're not even close. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
37? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
That's the wrong direction. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
39? 45? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Look, if you really want to know, I'm 30...weird. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-You're 30-weird? -Why is it locked? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
JOSH LAUGHS | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh, Josh, don't do this! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Then give us my phone back. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
My cello's in there. I need it. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-Ah, true love. -Shut-up, Ash! I have cello practice at half five. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Do either of you two know how to pick a lock? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-Ryan knows how to pick his nose. -Not true! He's the picker. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
There's gold in them thar nostrils. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
The deal is, what I say goes. I'm in charge here. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Not what it looks like to me. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
# All right, I got to get my phone back | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
# Even though this ain't about a record deal | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
# The fact is no-one knows that | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
# And that's the way I'd like to keep it | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
# What I've got to say It kinda has to stay secret | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
# That's a neat trick Thanks, Josh | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
# Cos it's not just the door Now I've got my hands locked | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
# And how can I give the letter of the law | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
# When I'm trapped outside in a corridor? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
# Technically I should probably let them back in | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
# Cos the time till the end of detention's that thin | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
# I should probably be a little more grown up | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
# And stop creating this little show but... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
# Technically I should probably give their phones back | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
# Cos it's after 3:30 and they know that | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
# If I do, I could make it to the station | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
# Pick up my aunt and uncle, they'll be waiting, but | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
# If I give in, then I've lost | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
# Man, if I give in, I'm not Josh | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
# Can't look meek in front of this lot | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
# Can't look weak, it's dumb I can't flop | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
# So I mustn't give in It's the principle | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
# Nah, I'm never giving in I'm invincible | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
BOTH: # And whether or not the plan is sound | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
# One thing's for sure I'll stand my ground. # | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
If I open up, it means you've won and I can't let that happen | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
cos you've been on my back all term. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, man! Mum, I just had the best day ever. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Remember that new flophead of a new teacher? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
We totally owned him, it was... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Why is all my stuff in the living room? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Josh, meet our new lodger. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
MUFFLED: You? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
What?! No, no, no. He has to go, he's my teacher. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Josh, wait! Guess what? I've got us a gig. -What?! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
And we won't even have to travel. It's here, at the school, tonight! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-Are you crazy? -I know it's a bit little soon, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
but don't be embarrassed of your songs, they're great. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
It's not the songs I'm embarrassed about. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
You and Josh, you're the band? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
For one night only. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Oh don't worry, that suits me fine. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Apparently, I'm too embarrassing for Josh to be seen with live on stage | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
so I'm going to be playing the keyboard in the backroom. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
OK, it's time for some live music. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
He's young, he's fresh, he's supercool. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Give it up for the amazing J Hyphen! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
HEAVY BEATS AND PIANO | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
MUSIC ECHOES FROM HALL | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Where's the smoke? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
# I get this strange feeling whenever you walk by me | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Is it working? Is this...? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
MUSIC CONTINUES TO ECHO | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
SMOKE MACHINE HISSES | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
# All I want to say's hello Then I end up running home | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
# Hey, you, over here Why don't you come closer, yeah? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
# Cos I know... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
# In your world, in your world | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
HE SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
# I got so, so close, girl And now I'm... # | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Don't just stand there. Evacuate! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
SCREAMING AND FIRE ALARM | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
It's fine, it's just the smoke machine. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-Agh, argh! -Everybody out!! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
If I've been on your back it's usually been for good reason. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
And I want you all to sit quietly, and think about | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
everything that led to you being here tonight. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Sit quietly AND think? Talk about multi-tasking. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Josh, shush. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
You're late...Agness, isn't it? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Zoe-Marie, why'd you kick my sister? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-I never! -You're the one telling everyone I live in a tent. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
I don't want people thinking I'm some sort of dirty tent weirdo, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-who lives in a tent. -Here we go! -I never said that! -OK, whoa. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Firstly, there's nothing wrong with living in a tent. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
But I don't. Why are you saying I live in a tent? YOU live in a tent. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
You're a tent lord. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
-Zoe-Marie, why did you tell people I wanted to be a prefect? -I did not. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-Yes, you did. -REST OF CLASS: Fight, fight! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
DEXTER: I really think that's enough. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
COMMOTION | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
All of you, behave! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Josh, they're going to have a fight because of you. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-Scratching, slapping. -I'm getting a better place. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-Do something. -OK, right, well, that's it. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
People, detention's over. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
COMMOTION STOPS | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-Over? -Home! -Oh, mate. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Hi, Auntie Jasmine. Thanks for the tie. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Yep, I'll be there to pick you up, don't worry about it. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
No, the station's perfectly safe... probably. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Getting in early? How early? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Ash, you've got to help me convince Josh. If I miss cello practice, | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
my mum will hollow me out and turn me into a cello. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
I'm on the side of justice here, Cello Yellow. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
This is about the right of the common student to be able to look up | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
their teacher's age on their phones in detention. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Why do you always have to take the opposite side to me? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Why do you always have to be such a crab sandwich? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Just think of yourselves as an old English style boy band. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Yeah, this actually might be quite cool. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
OK. One, two, three. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
SHE PLAYS PIANO | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
TOGETHER IN CHORUS: # Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
# Pat-a-pan, pat-a-pan, pa-a-a-t | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
# Willie, bring your little drum Robin, bring your flute and come | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
# And be merry while you play Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
# Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay Tu-ra-lu-ra-lu-ra-lay. # | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
No-one can ever know about this. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
My mum says people who play violent video games always end up in prison. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
My mum says getting expelled is worse that committing murder. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
My mum says rap concerts are a celebration of sin and wickedness. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Yeah, thanks for that, Spongebore Squarepants. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
SLAP! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
-Ow! Grow up. -Only when I'm ready. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Where'd you get that? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Dad brought it home from work. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
-What are you going to do with it? -I don't know. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Something worthy of a rubber band this big. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-Something really good. -Oh, yeah. Much more jokes already. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
It's already started. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Write your name on it so it doesn't get thieved like your giant magnet. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Good thinking. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
So does that mean I'm still in charge of detention? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-If that's what you want. -Of course. -For now. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
TWANG, SLAP | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Who dares to twang something at me? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Now you're for it, you spannerneck. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Which one of you is Ryan? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
SPLASH! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
DEXTER: Please try to stay calm. Oh, great(!) | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
She's already panicking | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
that the station's full of freaks and criminals. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
-She'll nut me if I turn up late. -Forget about your aunt. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
What about if Ding Dong comes down here and sees us? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Never mind Mr Bell. I'd be more worried about Josh's mum. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
There's been a lot of getting into trouble already this term, | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
hasn't there, sir? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
Is there a bucket I can use to clear up some graffiti? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
I don't know who this "Ding-Dong" is but | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
apparently his mum's a hairy moose. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
I'll leave you to show Mr Harris round. Sorry. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:45 | |
-OK, firstly that's Mr Bell. -Oh, Ding Dong! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
What? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
-You know what. -You look very athletic in those pants, sir. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
-Those were trunks. -Well, they look like pants. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
-I can't believe you went on my laptop. -Oh, this was | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
nothing to do with me, sir. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-I understand there has been an incident. -Yes, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-but I know exactly who's to blame. -So do I. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Your social networking profile was set to public. I've seen it. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
Any of the students could've accessed it. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
-Ah, right. -Teachers need to ensure that their own personal fluff | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
-remains out of the public domain. -Yes. Of course. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Sorry, Dad. I mean, Sir. Mr Bell. Not Dad. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-MR BELL: -Let's achieve the level of discipline | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
that I know this school is capable of. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
TANNOY: Ooww. Hot-hot-hot! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
# Oh, Mr Shower Man Oh, baby | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
# Scrubbing my face Ain't no disgrace | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
# Yeah... # | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Is that you, Harris? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
That could be anybody. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
# Dexter be loving the lather... # | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
# It's soap-tastic | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
# Washing my pits Down to my bits | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
# Here comes the shampoo-oooh. # | 0:13:13 | 0:13:19 | |
(Josh!) | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
We train up the miscreants using rewards | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
and then end up with a school full of model pupils like these. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Good behaviour becomes a habit. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Then we can do away with the prizes. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
You have all the tools you need now. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
So if you can't make your "4 O'Clock Club" behave, | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
then you've only yourself to blame. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
(Ow!) | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
I expect results. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
There's only one thing to do. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Give us back our phones? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Not going to happen. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh, right. So, it's one rule for teachers, | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
another for the rest of us. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-Dexter! What's up, man? -Josh has locked himself in the 4 O'Clock | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
and won't come out. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
OK, what do you want me to do about it? I'm in Scotland. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
I just need some advice. You know him better than anyone. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Ain't that the truth. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
What've you done? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Nothing...bruv. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
The ear of lies says different. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Hmm? Hmm. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-What? -Fight, fight, fight! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Give me the camera. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Your attention, everyone. The Mayor. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
It's with great honour that I proudly declare... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
He's rigged the sign. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
..the new Elmsbury Academy officially open. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
SLOW MOTION GRUNTING | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Nooooo! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, crumbs! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Oooh! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
What are you doing, man? Get off her. Get off her! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:16 | |
Carter, stop ruining everything! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
"Smelly Bum Arcade"? No photos. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
OK, well, er...one time he locked himself in the bathroom | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
'when I refused to take him to Weasel World.' | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-How did you get him out? -I waited until he got hungry, | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
and started cooking hamburgers. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I haven't time for hamburgers! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Dexter, you're the authority there. OK, You need to get tough with Josh. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Tough. Gotcha. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Dexter, are you...pulling a face? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
No! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
I can't believe you two. Usually you're the first out of the door. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-We're standing up for stuff and that. -This is about a principle. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Since when did protesting about stuff ever achieve anything? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
If it wasn't for the protests of the Suffragette Movement, | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
-women wouldn't have equal rights to men. -You're comparing this to that? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
How exactly are you suffering? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Because I need the loo like you wouldn't believe. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-That is well gross. -We all do it. -No way do I, Goth gardens. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
-Why are you so rude? -Why you so goody-goody pain-in-the-face? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
It's called being helpful. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Here, Sir. -Thank you. -I'm Agness, Sir. -Thank you, Agness. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-You girls all set for another fun day of school? -You what? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
I only just got here. You having a go at me already? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
-No, not in the slightest. -I heard how you said it. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
"Another fun day of school". What does that even mean? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-It's just me saying good morning. -What's so good about it anyway? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-What do you know that I don't? -Sorry, Sir. Zoe-Marie's emotional. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-Mr Carter leaves today. -Shut-up, yeah? I ain't emotional. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-What are you telling him I've got emotions for? -Well, enjoy your day. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
Helpful, or interfering? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
At least I don't wander around like a massive rain cloud. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Molly? What happened? Was it the vampires? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Did the vampires get you? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
So sweet you think it's clever to make fun of someone | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
for expressing herself. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
And there was me thinking you boys might've gone through puberty | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
over the summer. I think I speak for both of us when I say, "Ouch!" | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
Oh, my flipping nut cake, yeah. What are you supposed to be? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
You look like somebody ate an undertaker | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
-and threw up over a thing. -Stop it, Zoe-Marie. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Molly's obviously in mourning. Who died? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Well, duh. Obviously she's in morning. It's 9am, or something. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
Molly, we're here if you need to talk. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Well excuse me for having depth. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-If you've got depth, Zoe-Marie has class. -Shut-up, yeah! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
I'm well classy. I'm basically Victoria Beckham, but better. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
They're gazing into each other's eyes. She might like him. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Who cares if she doesn't? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
We set them up anyway. We need to get them to dance or something. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
That is a great idea. Yeah, it's like they're meant for each other. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
He's actually right. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Mr Harris runs the 4 O'Clock Club, so, duh. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
She liked Mr Carter who also ran the 4 O'Clock Club, duh. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
So that's, like, duh. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Can't fault logic like that. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Think about the genius of where we are right now. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
How's this genius? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Because of this. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
ICE CREAM VAN CHIMES | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
BRAKES SCREECH | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Hey! What are you doing? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
It's all right. We're going to pay. Give her the money. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
GET OUT OF MY VAN!!! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-Here's a Good Buddy sticker. -I'd rather not be brainwashed, thanks. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
-I'll have it. -It doesn't quite work like that. -You what? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Are you messing about, Miss? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Flippin' Twilight gets to have a sticker and I don't? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
That's WELL outrageous. That's worse than the time Mr Wilson | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
dropped a Bunsen burner on Jason Taylor's head. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
If you want a sticker, do your work. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
You are having a giraffe. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
Will you both shut up? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
I'm trying to concentrate on not wetting myself. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Toilet jockey. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR Josh. It's me. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
I'm going give you to the count of five to open this door | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
or I'll have no choice but to...to, er... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-Smash it in! -Yes, I'll smash it in. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
THUD! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Agh! Agh, ow! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Agh, agh! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Hello, Dexter. What happened? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
I bruised my shoulder. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Let me talk to him. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
J Carter, superstar? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Bruv, open the door. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
He took my phone. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
How would he feel if I stole all his shoe horns? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:09 | |
He's got a shoe horn? What, seriously? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Mate, he has two. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
Who has a sho...? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Look, never mind. You are the kid, OK? He's a teacher. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
He's got every right to take your phone. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I'm not going to back down in front of my audience, am I? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I've got a reputation to maintain. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
You always have to be the big man. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
When has that got you anywhere? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Do you want a list of all the times things went my way? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
# Well, well, well, guess who's in another fix? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
# I might just need some clever little brother tricks | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
# Typical Nathan I guess Just slipping | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
# One problem and he's a headless chicken | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
# Then it's down to me to bail him out, of course | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
# Similar to when he ran out of clean boxer shorts | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
# And he was running late for some hot dinner date | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
# I made him a pair with scissors and a pillowcase | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
# And I can see it in his face | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
# He's most happy when my situation isn't great | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
# 99% of the time, he started it | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
# And it's always me who's got to clean up after him | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
# But I can only think of dumb ways to fundraise | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
# Eating 20 school dinners in my lunch break? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
# Sponsored wig making? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
# Playground bareback pig racing? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
# Poor Nathan, look at his little brain ticking | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
# Trying to think something up but it ain't clicking | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
# I dunno why he always struggles with the same mission | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
# When in the end he'll probably ask for some J wisdom | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
# OK, listen Nate you're a sharp dude | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
# Probably sharper than a Great White shark tooth | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
# And you know there's not a point that you can't prove | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
# Although, talking to yourself? Not a smart move | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
# He's like a cartoon Nothing between his ears | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
# There's only one guy there when he needs ideas | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
# Let's be honest He's been feeding off me for years | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
# So why's he putting off the obvious? Please, I'm here! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
# Ahhhh, I guess I could run it past him | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
# No! I don't want to have to ask him | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
# But if he's got an idea that might sell... Hey, Josh? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
# Don't tell me - you need my help. # | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
OK, occasionally you came out on top. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
But we both know it didn't always happen like that. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Whoa! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Six. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Oh, agh, agh! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Oh, like you've always been a winner(!) | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Can any of you explain why so many of you are here | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
on the very first day of term? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
We had debts left over from last term, sir. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
It's a cuss, but it's not like he makes us do lines and that. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Yeah, there's loads of worse places to be. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Like being stuck in a wardrobe with a big spider. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Or a cheese factory. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
So you're saying you actually enjoy being in detention? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
This one time, he let me paint a cow's udders. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
It's just as I feared. Back to my office. Now. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:57 | |
Look, I'm not unlocking that door until he gives me my phone back. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
End of. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
HANGS UP PHONE | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
I was thinking, maybe this has gone on long enough. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
I mean, Mr Harris has probably learned his lesson. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
And giving up has nothing to do with you needing a wee? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
-No, of course not. -I think I should speak to Josh. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:21 | |
I've got the best people skills. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Shut up, I've got the best people skills. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
Plus, he's a boy, and I talk to boys better than anyone. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Yeah, she's become this coffin-bothering Goth freak, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
who goes round calling people's pencil cases stupid when they ain't! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
You don't know when to shut up! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
I can shut up any time I want, except I don't want to, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
then people can't hear what I have to say. I have a lot to say. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Just shut up, girl! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
I think you should just try grabbing the key off him. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Look, Nathan, I ain't got time... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Oh, sorry, this isn't Dexter. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
This is actually his classroom assistant...Mr Excellent. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
I'm so sorry he couldn't make it to the station in time. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
Yeah, I can really hear the anger in your voice | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
and I can hear that your teeth are grinding. Yeah. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
What was that? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, but he DID say that if you get a cab to the restaurant | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
he'll be willing to pay for the entire meal, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
including the tip. Yeah, just as a little apology, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
you know, a nice way to say sorry. OK, bye-bye. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
There must be some other way to get in there. Air vents, windows? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
We can't go in through the windows. Mr Bell had them glued shut | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
after the coconut incident. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Hilarious coconut incident, don't you mean? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-The caretaker wasn't amused. -Mm, no. He went spare. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
-Ash you're a genius. -Oh, I know! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
-Remind me why? -The caretaker's office has spare keys. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
Nice one. Thanks to you, Ash, we're getting in after all. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Wait a sec. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
So, this is the caretaker's office? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-It's nothing like I imagined. -What did you expect? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
Where's the golden throne? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
Got them! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-Right, have you unlocked that door yet? -Bruv, look... | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Help, Mr Carter, he's keeping us trapped! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
All he cares about is his rap career! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
And he's going to make Molly a garden sprinkler. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Sorry, what has this got to do with rap? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
I kind of told him I was arranging a big record deal. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-Bruv, you can't do that in school. -I know. There is no record deal. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
I was texting Mum. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
Dexter didn't tell me or Mum it's his birthday today and I kinda | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
didn't want him to coming home to no cake or presents. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Well, why didn't you explain that to everyone else? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Cos I wasn't going to have them | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
think I actually like the guy, was I? It was bad enough | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
having a brother as a teacher. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Right, look. I'll talk to Mum and get the cake sorted. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
You just...please, unlock that door and let everyone go home, right? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:28 | |
Yeah, I suppose. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Finally! Out of the way, medical emergency! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
It's your birthday. I thought I'd let you off. Just this once, though. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
Detention's over, people. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
I've missed you, old friend. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Hmm, a bit tight, feels like the key's stuck? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
Hold on, I'll try turning it the other way. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
SNAP! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Oh, please, no! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
What just happened? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
OK. To teach you all a lesson about what just happened, | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
we're going to stay in here a little longer. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Sir, are you serious?! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
GIGGLING | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
It's for you. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
And...happy birthday, Mr Harris. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
-# You can't live with 'em -# And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
# When they're up, they rub it in your face | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
# Kick you when you're down | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
-# But when no-one understands them -# You know what they're on about | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
-# Always gonna be around -# Got to find a common ground | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
# If you see 'em every day... # | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 |