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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay, it can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock. # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
There it is. Vampire Ninja 4. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
The rarest and most valuable Vampire Ninja game EVER! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
Then why's it in a charity shop window for £1.49? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
They don't know what they're holding, do they? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Look, this is the game that got banned | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
for being too full of psycho kung-fu bloodsuckers. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
My mum says people who play violent video games | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
always end up in prison. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
I'm just saying. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Anyway, look, only 100 copies were released, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
and they reckon the government have most of them in a bunker. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
OK, so it's worth a fortune. Why didn't you buy it? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
Cos, doorknob, the shop only opens after nine. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Going to have to head up there after school. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Are you just going to keep spending all your lunch money on ice creams? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Course. It's got all the main food groups. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Fat, cones, and coldness. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
And raspberry sauce is one of my five-a-day. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
You do know Mr Bell's banned everyone | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
from coming to the ice cream van? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Oh, no, I'm so scared(!) | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Ding Dong's made a new rule! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Best eat quicker before I get caught! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
You what? Dong-Ding can chew his rules with his stupid face-hole! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
I'm getting a Mr Swirly! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
And my mum says ice cream rots your tongue. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Your mum rots my will to live. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Ryan, you're such a wuss. What's Bell going to do? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Send teachers out here to catch us? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-Hey! -That man is evil! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
I left my briefcase there again. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Out of the way! There's a mad bull! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Oh! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Argh! Brain freeze! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Come on, Ash! Stop eating! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
ICE CREAM SPLATS | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
SHE SHOUTS Detention! All of you! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Some people say, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
"Oh, you can't stop the kids | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
"from going out of the grounds at lunchtime! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
"Ooh, you can't stop the kids | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
"from splattering your Deputy Head with ice cream." | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
You. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Me? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
Is that the sort of thing you would say? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Well, I, er... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-No? -Good. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Because it's a fine line between buying ice cream and truancy, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
and from now on, there's a zero tolerance on both. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
We'll be monitoring the exits during break. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
The kids can buy all the junk they want from the school tuck shop. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Let's just think about the budget. Yes? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Now before you go, I'd like to introduce W...PC Rowe, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
our new Police Liaison Officer. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I want Elmsbury to be a safe and trusting environment for everyone. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
Which is why we're also installing these security cameras. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Right, go on. Off you go. We're all done. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
That seems a bit heavy-handed, doesn't it? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-They're kids, not criminals. -Yeah. Oh! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Miss Andress tells me that you saw students buying ice cream | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
and you didn't stop them. Is that right? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Well, they said there was a mad bull. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
It all happened very quickly. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Dexter, I want you to flourish here, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
and sometimes, for something to flourish, it needs to be cared for. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Tended, watered, pruning away any wayward sprouts. You follow me? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
You want to prune my sprouts? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
I'm going to make a special project out of you, Dexter. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
I might drop in to one of your lessons tomorrow. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
See how you're getting on. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Mel, walk with me. Have you ever been to an educators' conference? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
You've got a bit of ice cream on... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Oh, that's not mine. I...I didn't go to the ice cream van. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
HE RAPS # Why's it always like this? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
# In the face of authority I seem to go to bits | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
# And it's the same deal with my dad | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
# I remember one time He was really, really mad | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
# So mad, I hid in my bed Never forget that | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
# So scared, there might've been a little wet patch | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
# Looking back on those days, They were never fun | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
# Wow, how old was I then? Oh, yeah, 21 | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
# Anyway, the point remains | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
# That my temper is the type a choir boy could tame | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
# Everybody walks over me It's a habit | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
# Even baby deer, kittens and bunny rabbits | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
# And it's madness I gotta make it stop, right? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
# Before Bell finds out I'm a soft type! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
# But I'm not the type to back out of a challenge | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
# It's time to look tough Like this, I'd imagine. # | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
# It's weird, people in charge have never bothered me | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
# Maybe deep down they sense my authority | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
# Yeah, I might be just a small guy with glasses | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
# But I'm still the type you'd probably like to walk to class with | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
# Cos the chances are, I'm bunking | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
# Dexter Harris, I'll show you how I run things | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
# Scoot past Andress, dodging Poppy like this | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
# Right in front of Ding-Dong, playing Jedi mind tricks | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
# Prince Carter, label me imperious | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
# That King of the Castle rhyme? I took it serious | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
# I was born for the throne, It's inherited | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
# Dexter, a boss? Uh-uh! Negative! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# Him running anything is unlikely | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
# He ain't really got a following like me | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
# In fact, that's just the following that might be | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
# The perfect thing to turn against him that I need. # | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Nice work, roll-mop. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I'm not allowed out at lunch time, thanks to you | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
splattin' all on Andress, you cone-chucking flailbucket. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Wait, wait. This isn't my fault. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-Josh, could you stop talking, please? -She started it. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Anyway, I just wanted us to talk about this... | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Einstein's right for once. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
These new rules are all about what you did to Mandress. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Could we all calm down, please, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
and perhaps concentrate on what you think about this? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
It was his fault. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
If he was acting like a proper responsible teacher at the gate, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Ash would never have got brain freeze | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
and Andress wouldn't have got her shoes 99'd. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Hang on, I don't think... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Getting a Mr Swirly is like, my human rights. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Yes, well, it's not actually me who says you can't buy ice creams. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Oh, right. Can we go, cos that's the reason we're in detention? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Er, no. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Right, so you are sayin' we can't buy ice creams? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
And that we can't go out at lunch? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Yeah, and if you didn't got freaked about some random bull, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
then Andress wouldn't even of got cornet shoes. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
You're a well rubbish teacher. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
THEY CLAMOUR IN AGREEMENT | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Don't worry, sir. You'll get the hang of it one day. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Hey, Ash, we're going to swing by the charity shop. You coming? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I'm not going to some souped-up cardie outlet. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Even if Ryan does need a new pair of grundies. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Ha-ha. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
We're going for this stupid vintage game Josh is on about. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Ladies, most of my dinner ended up all over Andress. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
There's only one place I'm going. To the ice cream van. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Don't let them get to you, sir. It's only because you're a pushover. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
I am not a pushover. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
I'm sorry, sir. But I'm afraid you are. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Am I? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
See? You back down straight away. If I can push you around, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
what chance have you got with them animals? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
So why are you always in detention? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
From what I can see, it's cos you don't get your homework done. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I don't really want to talk about it, sir. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
But you need to do set work. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
What happened to the work I set you last week? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-That was supposed to be in today. -I'll have it tomorrow. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
OK. Tomorrow. But you should really... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
I'm sorry, sir. I've got to go. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Sorry, loves. I can't stop near the school any more. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
That policewoman's just told me to move on. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
What? There's no law against eatin' freeze pops! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Since when was there ice cream police? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I'll stop round the corner tomorrow. Tell your friends. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Don't go! I want my Twistyflake! You're oppressin' my rights! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
RUMBLING | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Eeurgh, Ashley. Was that your guts? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Extra sprinkles tomorrow. I promise. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
ICE CREAM VAN CHIMES | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Ah, Mel, I wondered if you'd, erm, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
given any thought to joining me at the conference? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
Well, I...it's very flattering that you've thought of me. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
But wouldn't it be more appropriate to take Miss Andress? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Oh, good one! Oh, you're serious. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Well, there's no doubt that Anita is a formidable enforcer, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
but prince doesn't need to take his Rottweiler to the ball, does he? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
There's a lot of important people there | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
and I need to weave my magic. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-And what does every good magician need? -To inexplicably vanish? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
No. A glamorous assistant. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Bit of eye-candy to enhance the mystique. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
And operate the projector. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
(That's you.) | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
So what do you think? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
That's right, it's a big break. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Think about it. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
What kind of messed-up shop closes at five o'clock? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
One that doesn't know the price of rare video games? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
But it's cool. Look, we'll just come back after school tomorrow. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
No-one knows it's here. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Vampire Ninja Four?! Unbelievable! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-I'll be back! -No, scratch that. We're going to have to come back | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
at lunchtime tomorrow and get here before Darius. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
But, Mr Bell's banned us from going out at lunch. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
We can't break the rules! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
C'mon, Ryan, how's he even going to know? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
It's not as if he's got eyes everywhere, is it? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
It's no good, Josh, we'll never get out. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
They've got every exit covered. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Hey, Mel. Listen, do you think I'm a pushover? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
Are you OK? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-I've just got called a bit of eye-candy. -Oh, kids. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
By the headmaster! He wants me to be his magical assistant. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
I could report him for that. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Don't rock the boat. Not before he checks out my lesson. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Do you think I should go big on the whole discipline thing tomorrow? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
I just can't get the other kids to pay attention. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Not "the other kids." Just the kids. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
You're a teacher. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Right. Yeah. So what should I do? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Just do a good lesson. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Then you'll look good and I'll look good. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Relax, you'll be fine. You've done a lesson plan, yeah? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I have! It's in my brief case... | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
HE HUMS | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
KEY TURNS IN LOCK | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Oh, no! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
CARETAKER HUMS OFF-KEY | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Hello, hello. I'm still here. Come on! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
So, new plan. After school, Ash'll be on lookout for Darius. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
You come here, catch my bag like this, or not. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:07 | |
I leg it, snag the game, Darius chokes on my dust. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Don't think you're going to beat me to that game, Carter. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Yeah, yeah, of course not. I've just decided to give up. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
-So, yeah, you can head up there... -Take off your shoes. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
If you've given up, you won't mind tiptoeing home in your socks. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
I should've known I couldn't fool you, Dee. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
You might want to step back, cos I've got this fungal foot rot thing. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
It's kind of bad, so... | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
So, Mel, the conference... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Oh, yes...er unfortunately, my nan is ill. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh. Nothing serious, I hope? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
No, not serious. Quite serious. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Serious enough that I need to visit her this weekend. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh, right. That is a shame. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Girl. You've given me the wrong change. What are two 38s? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Two, four, six... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
It's 24p change. What do they teach you at school? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Hi, Agness. Have you got that homework I asked about? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-Free doughnut, sir? -Wow. Thanks. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Just don't let him see! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Mr Harris. I'll be coming to see your lesson after lunch. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
I hope you're prepared. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
I will be. HE GULPS | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
HE CHOKES | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Thanks. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
You've got a doughnut up your jumper. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
This isn't what it looks like. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Why? What does it look like? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Hey, hey. No running. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Yeah, whatever. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
# That is it! That is the last lone straw! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
# Dexter Harris will be a pushover no more! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
# In fact, I'll be the opposite! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
# The opposite of pushover | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
# Um, err a pullunder! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
# Yeah! I'll pull 'em under my spell | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
# And be the greatest leader that they've seen since Bell! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
# Bell. Why does Bell spell Hell? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
# Why do I turn frail if I'm near where he dwells? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
# I have to get over it | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
# And I have to show the kids I'm the boss | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
# Then I hope that he notices | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
# If I don't put my foot down, Bell | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
# Well, he'll probably have me put down | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
# And replaced with a strict disciplinarian | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
# Who hates librarians and eats vegetarians | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
# It's time for me to make a stand at this school | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
# Meet the new Dexter! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
# I am the rules | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
# Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh! # | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Detention! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Give it to Darius, he's the one that was chasing us! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Save it, Josh! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
Don't fret, Carter. Maybe I'll let you play that game one time. Maybe. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
Thanks. Thanks a lot, yeah! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-Sir, can I just... -You too. Detention for running. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
AGNESS GIGGLES | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Agness. Where's that homework? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
-Actually, sir, could I have a quiet word? -No, you can't. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
-You see, it's my mum... -I don't want to hear it! OK? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
I've had enough of your excuses, all of you. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Have you done it or not? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
-Well, detention for you too. -Sir, you can't! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
And order is restored. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Yeah, I've got a way out. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Got a group going in two minutes. It'll cost you though. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
£2? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
This girl wants me to pay her £2 just to show me | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
some hole in the fence? No way, man! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Whatever. But...my way was good enough for Darius. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
What was it he said? "Got to get there before Carter." | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Join the others. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Where's Darius? I thought you said... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-He went out in the last convoy. -Come on. We've got to move. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
I don't know. I think maybe I've changed my mind. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
You've got to be kidding me. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Yeah. I'd love to go, but you know what my mum says, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
"Breaking rules is the sport of fools." You go. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
I'll stay here. Keep an eye on things until you get back. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
I'm not scared or anything. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
HE MIMICS CHICKEN | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Josh! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-What are you doing out of school? -Aw, don't worry, sir. I just... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
No, I will worry. Or rather, you will. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
What do you take me for? I'm your teacher. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
And you're in big trouble. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Is there some sort of reason you're still skulking around here? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Just...waiting for Josh. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
Do you think Josh'll want to see you after you chickened out? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-I didn't chicken out! -So why are you so sweaty? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Why are you standing as far from the hole as you can? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
I'm just...a sweaty person. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Right, well, why don't you come and stand a bit nearer then? Come on. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
See, how's that? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm really relaxed. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
See? I don't care about getting caught. I'm a rebel. Like you. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Really? Seeing as how you're a rebel just like me, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
then why don't you keep lookout? How's that? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
You can prove you've got some guts after all. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
-Sweet ice cream. -Will you stop followin' me around everywhere? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I'm not following you around. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
How come you're behind me everywhere I look? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Oh, wow. I am, aren't I? I wonder what that means? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
It means you're harassing me like a creep. You can forget it. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
You had a chance with me last year and you blew it. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-Yes, love? -Yeah. All right! The only way you'll get me alone | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
is if you like make everyone else in the world disappear. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
How'd you do that? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Andress! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Stay quiet. I think she saw us. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Quick! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-Ashley! -Get in. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
-This is so unfair. -No, what's unfair is you lot messing with me | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
so much, I've got Bell sitting in on my next class. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
So why don't you let me off and I make sure that | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
everyone behaves or something? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
I'm through listening to you, Josh. From now on, we do it by the book. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
I don't believe this! No homework. And now out of school. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
-I can't believe I gave you a chance. -But, sir... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-I don't want to hear it. Back to school now. -But... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Not listening! Yeah. See how you like it. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Where were you? I told you not to leave him. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I was only gone for a minute. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
And what would have happened if someone had run off with him? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-I got to look after you, haven't I? -Sorry. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
HE RAPS # I'm not the rules, I'm a fool | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
# So focussed on myself that I didn't see at all | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
# There I am, acting as the world's hardest teacher | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
# She nearly left an unattended baby in the street, ahh | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
# Trying not to be a clown | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
# Let a girl down, I'm a bigger clown now | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
# With all that Agness has to do on her own | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
# Can't even imagine what she's going through at home | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
# Guess it puts it all in perspective | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
# Now I know why she was being so overprotective | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
# And suddenly I feel so selfish | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
# Trying to help myself when there's good girl helpless | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
# Why'd I never ask her before | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
# Why she's always tired Hands rough from the chores? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
# Maybe she thinks it's normal To me it's totally crazy | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
# She's just a baby Who's taking care of a baby | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
# And you could say She keeps it to herself | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
# But her face tells a tale She never told anyone else | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
# While the rest of us Are getting our kicks | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
# Agness is home Cos her mum's been sick | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
# Taking care of her brothers And her sis | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
# For the past few years Been a mother and a kid | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
# And she's chained to the sink Most days | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
# No time for school No work, no play | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
# All she knows is how to be helpful | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
# But ask her to spell that word She couldn't tell you | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
# Reading, writing, arithmetic | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
# She's always struggled Just to get to grips with it | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
# And somehow managed To keep it all secret | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
# Never does her homework, hard to believe it | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
# But if you ask her She won't let a sound out | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
# So she'd rather not try Than be found out | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
# Why'd I never stop and think? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
# "Are you OK?" Can be said in a blink | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
# Sometimes you get So hung up on yourself | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
# You just don't see there might be a problem for someone else. # | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Agness. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
I'll get you some help, yeah? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
See if I can sort out some extra tuition on your reading. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
I don't want people to think I'm stupid. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Nah, come on, man. You're not stupid. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
What you've been doing for your mum, it's incredible. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Where do you need to go? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
I've got to drop Sidney at my aunt's before she goes out. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-OK. I'll give you a lift. -You might have a problem with that. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
HE GROANS | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Now you got me in the back of an ice cream van. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Is that supposed to impress me? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-Shhh! -I'm not shuttin' up. You shut up. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
We'd better not have missed her! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
HANDLE RATTLES | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
You've ruined everything. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Now who's going to look after my little brother? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
What if we take him with us? Like back to school. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I can't take him into lessons! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
But I know someone who can look after him. It's a good idea. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-We'll never make it. -We will if we run. Come on. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
OK! OK! Listen, listen, listen. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Right, I'm sorry I trapped you in an ice cream van. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
And about the disco last year, and them girls. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
But just think about the genius of where we are right now. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-How's this genius? -Because of this. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
-Ah, man! They closed it up! -OK, we'll go in through the gate. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
No way! I'll get done, won't I? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Or expelled! Break's over. We're truant. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
I'm supposed to be in there showing Me Bell what a great teacher I am! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Wait, I've got someone who can get us in. Trust me. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Hey! What are you doing?! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
It's all right. We're going to pay. Give her the money. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
Get out of my van! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Where are we? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
-He's not picking up. -OK, let me try. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Mel! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Just on my way to Dexter's class. Has he started? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
-PHONE RINGS -I expect so. -Good. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Hello. You're where? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Mr Bell! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
The conference. I would really like to go. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Great news. What made you change your mind.? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Um...the opportunity... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
..to assist...you. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Excellent. But what about your gran? You said she was really sick? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
She's always sick. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
So I'll go and visit her the next weekend. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
She'll probably still be sick. Maybe even more. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Tell me about your presentation. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
It's no good. Bell's got her. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Hey, you guys! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Where have you been? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Well, we got trapped in the back of an ice cream van, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
dumped miles away, which will never happen again. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Still think it's not as bad as it looks? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
OK. Last chance. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Hello. What? I can't just sneak out. That's totally against the... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:17 | |
I'll be right down. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Watch and learn. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
# MUSIC: "Theme From Mission Impossible" | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
Ryan! No! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Don't worry, I can do this! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Ryan, I know, but... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
HE YELLS IN SLOW MOTION | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
I broke the rules! See? I can do it! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
How are we supposed get back in? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
You must work very hard. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I do. It isn't easy. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Let's go and see how Dexter's getting on. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
OK. OK. Here's what we do. Josh, let me give you a bunk up. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
But how are you going to get in, sir? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
The gates. I'll tell 'em I got locked out by mistake. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Let's face it, it's the sort of thing they'll believe. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-But at least you lot won't get caught. -Push me up. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
Stop playin', man. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
So. Now we're talking, tell me what were you doing out of school. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
Well...I was after Vampire Ninja Four. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
It seemed really important at the time. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
It's overhyped, anyway. Not a patch on number three. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
A mate bought me a copy back from Japan. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
You can have it if you want. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
You are the best teacher ever. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
-Thanks for this. -Not a problem. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
I used to be a bit of a tearaway at school myself. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Although, now I think about it, I wasn't the teacher. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Yeah, well, this is just a one-off. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
I won't get, like, stuck outside with shopping and babies | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
and kids standing on my head again. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
You better not. I'll have to arrest you. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
-HE LAUGHS -No, seriously. I will arrest you. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Right. Well. I guess I better sneak them into class somehow. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
OK. I did see a teacher climbing through a window the other day. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Oh. Right. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
One more thing about the conference. I've changed my mind. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Again. I don't want to be your wizard's assistant. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
I'm a good teacher, with some competent colleagues. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
If there's something going on behind that door | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
that isn't 100% professional, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
I'm sure there's a very good reason for that. OK? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
THE STUDENTS CHATTER LOUDLY | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
CHATTERING STOPS | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
And as Josh is demonstrating, | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
ballet involves an awful lot of stretching. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Thank you, Josh. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Vampire Ninja Four. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
So now we've covered the music of the ballet, | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
I'd like you to have a look at these worksheets and tell me... | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
Has anyone seen my brief case? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
Dressing Up Bunny Two! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-# Can't live with 'em -And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
-# Kick you when you're down -When no-one understand them | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
-# You know what they're on about -Who's going to be around? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
# Got to find the common ground | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
-# If you see 'em everyday -You can never get away | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
# Only time that you're the boss, 4 o'clock. # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
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