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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle?

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay, it can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock. #

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There it is. Vampire Ninja 4.

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The rarest and most valuable Vampire Ninja game EVER!

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Then why's it in a charity shop window for £1.49?

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They don't know what they're holding, do they?

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Look, this is the game that got banned

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for being too full of psycho kung-fu bloodsuckers.

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My mum says people who play violent video games

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always end up in prison.

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I'm just saying.

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Anyway, look, only 100 copies were released,

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and they reckon the government have most of them in a bunker.

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OK, so it's worth a fortune. Why didn't you buy it?

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Cos, doorknob, the shop only opens after nine.

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Going to have to head up there after school.

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Are you just going to keep spending all your lunch money on ice creams?

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Course. It's got all the main food groups.

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Fat, cones, and coldness.

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And raspberry sauce is one of my five-a-day.

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You do know Mr Bell's banned everyone

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from coming to the ice cream van?

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Oh, no, I'm so scared(!)

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Ding Dong's made a new rule!

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Best eat quicker before I get caught!

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You what? Dong-Ding can chew his rules with his stupid face-hole!

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I'm getting a Mr Swirly!

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And my mum says ice cream rots your tongue.

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Your mum rots my will to live.

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Ryan, you're such a wuss. What's Bell going to do?

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Send teachers out here to catch us?

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-Hey!

-That man is evil!

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I left my briefcase there again.

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Out of the way! There's a mad bull!

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Oh!

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Argh! Brain freeze!

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Come on, Ash! Stop eating!

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ICE CREAM SPLATS

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SHE SHOUTS Detention! All of you!

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Some people say,

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"Oh, you can't stop the kids

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"from going out of the grounds at lunchtime!

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"Ooh, you can't stop the kids

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"from splattering your Deputy Head with ice cream."

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You.

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Me?

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Is that the sort of thing you would say?

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Well, I, er...

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-No?

-Good.

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Because it's a fine line between buying ice cream and truancy,

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and from now on, there's a zero tolerance on both.

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We'll be monitoring the exits during break.

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The kids can buy all the junk they want from the school tuck shop.

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Let's just think about the budget. Yes?

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Now before you go, I'd like to introduce W...PC Rowe,

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our new Police Liaison Officer.

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I want Elmsbury to be a safe and trusting environment for everyone.

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Which is why we're also installing these security cameras.

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Right, go on. Off you go. We're all done.

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That seems a bit heavy-handed, doesn't it?

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-They're kids, not criminals.

-Yeah. Oh!

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Miss Andress tells me that you saw students buying ice cream

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and you didn't stop them. Is that right?

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Well, they said there was a mad bull.

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It all happened very quickly.

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Dexter, I want you to flourish here,

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and sometimes, for something to flourish, it needs to be cared for.

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Tended, watered, pruning away any wayward sprouts. You follow me?

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You want to prune my sprouts?

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I'm going to make a special project out of you, Dexter.

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I might drop in to one of your lessons tomorrow.

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See how you're getting on.

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Mel, walk with me. Have you ever been to an educators' conference?

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You've got a bit of ice cream on...

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Oh, that's not mine. I...I didn't go to the ice cream van.

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HE RAPS # Why's it always like this?

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# In the face of authority I seem to go to bits

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# And it's the same deal with my dad

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# I remember one time He was really, really mad

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# So mad, I hid in my bed Never forget that

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# So scared, there might've been a little wet patch

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# Looking back on those days, They were never fun

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# Wow, how old was I then? Oh, yeah, 21

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# Anyway, the point remains

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# That my temper is the type a choir boy could tame

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# Everybody walks over me It's a habit

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# Even baby deer, kittens and bunny rabbits

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# And it's madness I gotta make it stop, right?

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# Before Bell finds out I'm a soft type!

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# But I'm not the type to back out of a challenge

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# It's time to look tough Like this, I'd imagine. #

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# It's weird, people in charge have never bothered me

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# Maybe deep down they sense my authority

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# Yeah, I might be just a small guy with glasses

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# But I'm still the type you'd probably like to walk to class with

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# Cos the chances are, I'm bunking

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# Dexter Harris, I'll show you how I run things

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# Scoot past Andress, dodging Poppy like this

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# Right in front of Ding-Dong, playing Jedi mind tricks

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# Prince Carter, label me imperious

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# That King of the Castle rhyme? I took it serious

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# I was born for the throne, It's inherited

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# Dexter, a boss? Uh-uh! Negative!

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# Him running anything is unlikely

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# He ain't really got a following like me

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# In fact, that's just the following that might be

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# The perfect thing to turn against him that I need. #

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Nice work, roll-mop.

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I'm not allowed out at lunch time, thanks to you

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splattin' all on Andress, you cone-chucking flailbucket.

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Wait, wait. This isn't my fault.

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-Josh, could you stop talking, please?

-She started it.

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Anyway, I just wanted us to talk about this...

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Einstein's right for once.

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These new rules are all about what you did to Mandress.

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Could we all calm down, please,

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and perhaps concentrate on what you think about this?

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It was his fault.

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If he was acting like a proper responsible teacher at the gate,

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Ash would never have got brain freeze

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and Andress wouldn't have got her shoes 99'd.

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Hang on, I don't think...

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Getting a Mr Swirly is like, my human rights.

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Yes, well, it's not actually me who says you can't buy ice creams.

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Oh, right. Can we go, cos that's the reason we're in detention?

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Er, no.

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Right, so you are sayin' we can't buy ice creams?

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And that we can't go out at lunch?

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Yeah, and if you didn't got freaked about some random bull,

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then Andress wouldn't even of got cornet shoes.

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You're a well rubbish teacher.

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THEY CLAMOUR IN AGREEMENT

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Don't worry, sir. You'll get the hang of it one day.

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Hey, Ash, we're going to swing by the charity shop. You coming?

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I'm not going to some souped-up cardie outlet.

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Even if Ryan does need a new pair of grundies.

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Ha-ha.

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We're going for this stupid vintage game Josh is on about.

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Ladies, most of my dinner ended up all over Andress.

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There's only one place I'm going. To the ice cream van.

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Don't let them get to you, sir. It's only because you're a pushover.

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I am not a pushover.

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I'm sorry, sir. But I'm afraid you are.

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Am I?

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See? You back down straight away. If I can push you around,

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what chance have you got with them animals?

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So why are you always in detention?

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From what I can see, it's cos you don't get your homework done.

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I don't really want to talk about it, sir.

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But you need to do set work.

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What happened to the work I set you last week?

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-That was supposed to be in today.

-I'll have it tomorrow.

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OK. Tomorrow. But you should really...

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I'm sorry, sir. I've got to go.

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Sorry, loves. I can't stop near the school any more.

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That policewoman's just told me to move on.

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What? There's no law against eatin' freeze pops!

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Since when was there ice cream police?

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I'll stop round the corner tomorrow. Tell your friends.

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Don't go! I want my Twistyflake! You're oppressin' my rights!

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RUMBLING

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Eeurgh, Ashley. Was that your guts?

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Extra sprinkles tomorrow. I promise.

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ICE CREAM VAN CHIMES

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Ah, Mel, I wondered if you'd, erm,

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given any thought to joining me at the conference?

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Well, I...it's very flattering that you've thought of me.

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But wouldn't it be more appropriate to take Miss Andress?

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Oh, good one! Oh, you're serious.

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Well, there's no doubt that Anita is a formidable enforcer,

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but prince doesn't need to take his Rottweiler to the ball, does he?

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There's a lot of important people there

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and I need to weave my magic.

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-And what does every good magician need?

-To inexplicably vanish?

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No. A glamorous assistant.

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Bit of eye-candy to enhance the mystique.

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And operate the projector.

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(That's you.)

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So what do you think?

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That's right, it's a big break.

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Think about it.

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What kind of messed-up shop closes at five o'clock?

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One that doesn't know the price of rare video games?

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But it's cool. Look, we'll just come back after school tomorrow.

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No-one knows it's here.

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Vampire Ninja Four?! Unbelievable!

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-I'll be back!

-No, scratch that. We're going to have to come back

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at lunchtime tomorrow and get here before Darius.

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But, Mr Bell's banned us from going out at lunch.

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We can't break the rules!

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C'mon, Ryan, how's he even going to know?

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It's not as if he's got eyes everywhere, is it?

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It's no good, Josh, we'll never get out.

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They've got every exit covered.

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Hey, Mel. Listen, do you think I'm a pushover?

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Are you OK?

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-I've just got called a bit of eye-candy.

-Oh, kids.

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By the headmaster! He wants me to be his magical assistant.

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I could report him for that.

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Don't rock the boat. Not before he checks out my lesson.

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Do you think I should go big on the whole discipline thing tomorrow?

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I just can't get the other kids to pay attention.

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Not "the other kids." Just the kids.

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You're a teacher.

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Right. Yeah. So what should I do?

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Just do a good lesson.

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Then you'll look good and I'll look good.

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Relax, you'll be fine. You've done a lesson plan, yeah?

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I have! It's in my brief case...

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HE HUMS

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KEY TURNS IN LOCK

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Oh, no!

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CARETAKER HUMS OFF-KEY

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Hello, hello. I'm still here. Come on!

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So, new plan. After school, Ash'll be on lookout for Darius.

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You come here, catch my bag like this, or not.

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I leg it, snag the game, Darius chokes on my dust.

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Don't think you're going to beat me to that game, Carter.

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Yeah, yeah, of course not. I've just decided to give up.

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-So, yeah, you can head up there...

-Take off your shoes.

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If you've given up, you won't mind tiptoeing home in your socks.

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HE LAUGHS

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I should've known I couldn't fool you, Dee.

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You might want to step back, cos I've got this fungal foot rot thing.

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It's kind of bad, so...

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So, Mel, the conference...

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Oh, yes...er unfortunately, my nan is ill.

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Oh. Nothing serious, I hope?

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No, not serious. Quite serious.

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Serious enough that I need to visit her this weekend.

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Oh, right. That is a shame.

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Girl. You've given me the wrong change. What are two 38s?

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Two, four, six...

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It's 24p change. What do they teach you at school?

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Hi, Agness. Have you got that homework I asked about?

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-Free doughnut, sir?

-Wow. Thanks.

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Just don't let him see!

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Mr Harris. I'll be coming to see your lesson after lunch.

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I hope you're prepared.

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I will be. HE GULPS

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HE CHOKES

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Thanks.

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You've got a doughnut up your jumper.

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This isn't what it looks like.

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Why? What does it look like?

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Hey, hey. No running.

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Yeah, whatever.

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# That is it! That is the last lone straw!

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# Dexter Harris will be a pushover no more!

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# In fact, I'll be the opposite!

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# The opposite of pushover

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# Um, err a pullunder!

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# Yeah! I'll pull 'em under my spell

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# And be the greatest leader that they've seen since Bell!

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# Bell. Why does Bell spell Hell?

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# Why do I turn frail if I'm near where he dwells?

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# I have to get over it

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# And I have to show the kids I'm the boss

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# Then I hope that he notices

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# If I don't put my foot down, Bell

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# Well, he'll probably have me put down

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# And replaced with a strict disciplinarian

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# Who hates librarians and eats vegetarians

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# It's time for me to make a stand at this school

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# Meet the new Dexter!

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# I am the rules

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# Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh! #

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Detention!

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Give it to Darius, he's the one that was chasing us!

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Save it, Josh!

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Don't fret, Carter. Maybe I'll let you play that game one time. Maybe.

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Thanks. Thanks a lot, yeah!

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-Sir, can I just...

-You too. Detention for running.

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AGNESS GIGGLES

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Agness. Where's that homework?

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-Actually, sir, could I have a quiet word?

-No, you can't.

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-You see, it's my mum...

-I don't want to hear it! OK?

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I've had enough of your excuses, all of you.

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Have you done it or not?

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-Well, detention for you too.

-Sir, you can't!

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And order is restored.

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Yeah, I've got a way out.

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Got a group going in two minutes. It'll cost you though.

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£2?

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This girl wants me to pay her £2 just to show me

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some hole in the fence? No way, man!

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Whatever. But...my way was good enough for Darius.

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What was it he said? "Got to get there before Carter."

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Join the others.

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Where's Darius? I thought you said...

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-He went out in the last convoy.

-Come on. We've got to move.

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I don't know. I think maybe I've changed my mind.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Yeah. I'd love to go, but you know what my mum says,

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"Breaking rules is the sport of fools." You go.

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I'll stay here. Keep an eye on things until you get back.

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I'm not scared or anything.

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HE MIMICS CHICKEN

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Josh!

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-What are you doing out of school?

-Aw, don't worry, sir. I just...

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No, I will worry. Or rather, you will.

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What do you take me for? I'm your teacher.

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And you're in big trouble.

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Is there some sort of reason you're still skulking around here?

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Just...waiting for Josh.

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Do you think Josh'll want to see you after you chickened out?

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-I didn't chicken out!

-So why are you so sweaty?

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Why are you standing as far from the hole as you can?

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I'm just...a sweaty person.

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Right, well, why don't you come and stand a bit nearer then? Come on.

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See, how's that?

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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm really relaxed.

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See? I don't care about getting caught. I'm a rebel. Like you.

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Really? Seeing as how you're a rebel just like me,

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then why don't you keep lookout? How's that?

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You can prove you've got some guts after all.

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-Sweet ice cream.

-Will you stop followin' me around everywhere?

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I'm not following you around.

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How come you're behind me everywhere I look?

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Oh, wow. I am, aren't I? I wonder what that means?

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It means you're harassing me like a creep. You can forget it.

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You had a chance with me last year and you blew it.

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-Yes, love?

-Yeah. All right! The only way you'll get me alone

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is if you like make everyone else in the world disappear.

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How'd you do that?

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Andress!

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Stay quiet. I think she saw us.

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Quick!

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-Ashley!

-Get in.

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ENGINE STARTS

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-This is so unfair.

-No, what's unfair is you lot messing with me

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so much, I've got Bell sitting in on my next class.

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So why don't you let me off and I make sure that

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everyone behaves or something?

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I'm through listening to you, Josh. From now on, we do it by the book.

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I don't believe this! No homework. And now out of school.

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-I can't believe I gave you a chance.

-But, sir...

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-I don't want to hear it. Back to school now.

-But...

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BABY CRIES

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Not listening! Yeah. See how you like it.

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Where were you? I told you not to leave him.

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I was only gone for a minute.

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And what would have happened if someone had run off with him?

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-I got to look after you, haven't I?

-Sorry.

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HE RAPS # I'm not the rules, I'm a fool

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# So focussed on myself that I didn't see at all

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# There I am, acting as the world's hardest teacher

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# She nearly left an unattended baby in the street, ahh

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# Trying not to be a clown

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# Let a girl down, I'm a bigger clown now

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# With all that Agness has to do on her own

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# Can't even imagine what she's going through at home

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# Guess it puts it all in perspective

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# Now I know why she was being so overprotective

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# And suddenly I feel so selfish

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# Trying to help myself when there's good girl helpless

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# Why'd I never ask her before

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# Why she's always tired Hands rough from the chores?

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# Maybe she thinks it's normal To me it's totally crazy

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# She's just a baby Who's taking care of a baby

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# And you could say She keeps it to herself

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# But her face tells a tale She never told anyone else

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# While the rest of us Are getting our kicks

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# Agness is home Cos her mum's been sick

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# Taking care of her brothers And her sis

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# For the past few years Been a mother and a kid

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# And she's chained to the sink Most days

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# No time for school No work, no play

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# All she knows is how to be helpful

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# But ask her to spell that word She couldn't tell you

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# Reading, writing, arithmetic

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# She's always struggled Just to get to grips with it

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# And somehow managed To keep it all secret

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# Never does her homework, hard to believe it

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# But if you ask her She won't let a sound out

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# So she'd rather not try Than be found out

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# Why'd I never stop and think?

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# "Are you OK?" Can be said in a blink

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# Sometimes you get So hung up on yourself

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# You just don't see there might be a problem for someone else. #

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I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Agness.

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I'll get you some help, yeah?

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See if I can sort out some extra tuition on your reading.

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I don't want people to think I'm stupid.

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Nah, come on, man. You're not stupid.

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What you've been doing for your mum, it's incredible.

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Where do you need to go?

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I've got to drop Sidney at my aunt's before she goes out.

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-OK. I'll give you a lift.

-You might have a problem with that.

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HE GROANS

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Now you got me in the back of an ice cream van.

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Is that supposed to impress me?

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-Shhh!

-I'm not shuttin' up. You shut up.

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We'd better not have missed her!

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HANDLE RATTLES

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You've ruined everything.

0:21:230:21:25

Now who's going to look after my little brother?

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What if we take him with us? Like back to school.

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I can't take him into lessons!

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But I know someone who can look after him. It's a good idea.

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-We'll never make it.

-We will if we run. Come on.

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OK! OK! Listen, listen, listen.

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Right, I'm sorry I trapped you in an ice cream van.

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And about the disco last year, and them girls.

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But just think about the genius of where we are right now.

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-How's this genius?

-Because of this.

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-Ah, man! They closed it up!

-OK, we'll go in through the gate.

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No way! I'll get done, won't I?

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Or expelled! Break's over. We're truant.

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I'm supposed to be in there showing Me Bell what a great teacher I am!

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Wait, I've got someone who can get us in. Trust me.

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PHONE RINGS

0:22:300:22:32

TYRES SCREECH

0:22:340:22:36

Hey! What are you doing?!

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It's all right. We're going to pay. Give her the money.

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Get out of my van!

0:22:430:22:45

Where are we?

0:22:520:22:53

-He's not picking up.

-OK, let me try.

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Mel!

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Just on my way to Dexter's class. Has he started?

0:23:040:23:06

-PHONE RINGS

-I expect so.

-Good.

0:23:060:23:09

Hello. You're where?

0:23:090:23:11

Mr Bell!

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The conference. I would really like to go.

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Great news. What made you change your mind.?

0:23:180:23:20

Um...the opportunity...

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..to assist...you.

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Excellent. But what about your gran? You said she was really sick?

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She's always sick.

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So I'll go and visit her the next weekend.

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She'll probably still be sick. Maybe even more.

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Tell me about your presentation.

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It's no good. Bell's got her.

0:23:420:23:44

Hey, you guys!

0:23:440:23:45

Where have you been?

0:23:470:23:49

Well, we got trapped in the back of an ice cream van,

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dumped miles away, which will never happen again.

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Still think it's not as bad as it looks?

0:23:560:23:59

OK. Last chance.

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PHONE RINGS

0:24:080:24:11

Hello. What? I can't just sneak out. That's totally against the...

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I'll be right down.

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Watch and learn.

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# MUSIC: "Theme From Mission Impossible"

0:24:260:24:30

Ryan! No!

0:24:500:24:51

Don't worry, I can do this!

0:24:510:24:53

Ryan, I know, but...

0:24:550:24:57

HE YELLS IN SLOW MOTION

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I broke the rules! See? I can do it!

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How are we supposed get back in?

0:25:080:25:10

You must work very hard.

0:25:150:25:17

I do. It isn't easy.

0:25:170:25:20

Let's go and see how Dexter's getting on.

0:25:210:25:24

OK. OK. Here's what we do. Josh, let me give you a bunk up.

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But how are you going to get in, sir?

0:25:350:25:37

The gates. I'll tell 'em I got locked out by mistake.

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Let's face it, it's the sort of thing they'll believe.

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-But at least you lot won't get caught.

-Push me up.

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Stop playin', man.

0:25:480:25:50

So. Now we're talking, tell me what were you doing out of school.

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Well...I was after Vampire Ninja Four.

0:26:020:26:06

It seemed really important at the time.

0:26:060:26:08

It's overhyped, anyway. Not a patch on number three.

0:26:080:26:11

A mate bought me a copy back from Japan.

0:26:110:26:13

You can have it if you want.

0:26:130:26:15

You are the best teacher ever.

0:26:150:26:17

-Thanks for this.

-Not a problem.

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I used to be a bit of a tearaway at school myself.

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Although, now I think about it, I wasn't the teacher.

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Yeah, well, this is just a one-off.

0:26:270:26:29

I won't get, like, stuck outside with shopping and babies

0:26:290:26:33

and kids standing on my head again.

0:26:330:26:35

You better not. I'll have to arrest you.

0:26:350:26:37

-HE LAUGHS

-No, seriously. I will arrest you.

0:26:370:26:40

Right. Well. I guess I better sneak them into class somehow.

0:26:410:26:45

OK. I did see a teacher climbing through a window the other day.

0:26:450:26:48

Oh. Right.

0:26:480:26:50

One more thing about the conference. I've changed my mind.

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Again. I don't want to be your wizard's assistant.

0:26:550:26:58

I'm a good teacher, with some competent colleagues.

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If there's something going on behind that door

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that isn't 100% professional,

0:27:030:27:04

I'm sure there's a very good reason for that. OK?

0:27:040:27:08

THE STUDENTS CHATTER LOUDLY

0:27:080:27:10

CHATTERING STOPS

0:27:140:27:16

And as Josh is demonstrating,

0:27:160:27:18

ballet involves an awful lot of stretching.

0:27:180:27:21

Thank you, Josh.

0:27:210:27:23

Vampire Ninja Four.

0:27:240:27:26

So now we've covered the music of the ballet,

0:27:280:27:30

I'd like you to have a look at these worksheets and tell me...

0:27:300:27:35

Has anyone seen my brief case?

0:27:360:27:39

HE LAUGHS

0:27:470:27:48

Dressing Up Bunny Two!

0:27:480:27:50

-# Can't live with 'em

-And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:540:27:56

# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:560:27:58

-# Kick you when you're down

-When no-one understand them

0:27:580:28:00

-# You know what they're on about

-Who's going to be around?

0:28:000:28:03

# Got to find the common ground

0:28:030:28:05

# If you know so much about me

0:28:050:28:07

# Where do I go from here?

0:28:070:28:09

-# If you see 'em everyday

-You can never get away

0:28:090:28:11

# Only time that you're the boss, 4 o'clock. #

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