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# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# You should stay | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
# It can change | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But one day down the line it's time sure to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now, four o'clock. # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Josh, are you sure your mum doesn't mind us doing this indoors? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Oh, yeah, like, my mum totally loves Mexico. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
All right, get ready... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Do a couple of spins, though. No cheating. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Keep going... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
All right, stop! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Yeah, there. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-You ready? -Yeah. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
-All right, go for it. -Ugh! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Left a bit... Little bit more. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Oh, go on, Pedro, really go for it. Put your back into it. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Oh, man, I've got to video this. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Ugh! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Ooh... No. Right a bit. Oh! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-What are you doing? -I was feeling a bit homesick. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
And your mum said I could do whatever I wanted | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
to make myself feel more at home. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
You painted the back of my door! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
-It's just a door. -Mate, my height chart used to be on there! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Mum's been doing that ever since I was a little kid. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Right. Well, let's make a new height chart. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Oops. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
My... My garms, man! Look what you've done! They're ruined! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Ohh! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Wait... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Yeah! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
I'm sorry, man. Er... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
I didn't mean... | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
to... to... | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Ohh... | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
Oh... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Hmm. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
So you got your revenge. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Shouldn't you leave it there? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
This isn't about revenge. That's my room. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
This is about getting back what's mine. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
And I've just got to wait for the perfect opportunity | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-to drop in my lap. -Josh! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
I understand how upset you must be. I know I messed up, and I'm sorry. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Show me how sorry you are. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Move out of my room. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
I can't do that. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
-Nice shorts, sir! -And matching socks, sir! Well done. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Did your gran knit that for you, sir? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Or did you just find it in a skip? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Silence! All of you! You'll show the teaching staff more respect. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
I had a little accident, sir. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
All my other clothes got paint on them. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Mr Harris will host a very special detention for you all tonight. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
-Will I? -They urgently need to learn respect for others. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Um... I didn't disrespect him, sir. I actually think it's quite nice. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
-Then you shall have a detention for arguing with me. -Ohh! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
And for lying. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
You'll all report to the school allotment at four o'clock. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Let's see if we can't use some of this agriculture | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
to rid us of this aggro culture. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Ha! I like what you did there, sir. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
I... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
I think being outside is well stupid. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
There isn't even a roof or anything. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Yeah, it is a garden. They tend to work best outside. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Who made you the expert? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
The only flowers you know about are the ones on the grave you live in. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
And this is exactly why we need to learn respect for others. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-Everyone grab a trowel and a pot. And let's get planting. -Um... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Sir, I have a slight phobia of worms. Can I do something else? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
This is non-negotiable. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
But worms are weird. They're like unpredictable spaghetti. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Ryan. Get on with it. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Everyone pick a spot in the bed and start digging. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Treat your plant with care. With consideration. With respect. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
You seem to talk an awful lot about respect | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
for someone who doesn't know what it means. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Josh, I didn't rent your room to get at you. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
I just needed a place to stay. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Spoken like a man who's not sleeping on a camping bed in the living room. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-Earworm! -Oi! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Oi, you crushed my plant, you cake of pants! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Sorry! -Ryan! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Molly! What are you doing?! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-I meant to get him. -Mud fight! -Hey! Cut that out! That's enough! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Ahh! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Urgh! Beetle! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
What is going on out here?! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
YOU were meant to be supervising them. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
I was momentarily distracted, sir, with another issue. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Those... children are out of control. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I take full responsibility. It won't happen again. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
I'm putting you under special monitoring until the end of term. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
We need to ensure you're capable of controlling a class. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
And in the meantime, we have no option but to exclude | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
those students responsible for this latest incident. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
You're going to exclude them?! Sir, you can't. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Please, I beg you, give me a chance. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I know I can teach them some respect. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
OK. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
But you'd better prove to me you're up to this, Haggis. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Harris, sir. It's Harris. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
(Ooh...) | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
You'll have to tell them to shape up or risk being thrown out of school. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
They're under enough pressure. I know what pressure's like. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-It can make a person crack. -I don't see that you have much choice. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-I need to find a way to teach them to respect others. -Do it quick. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Cos if they mess up Bell's precious head teacher conference, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-he's likely to go triple nuclear. -Wait... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
What head teacher conference? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
'Harris speaking.' | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Hi, Dad. It's me. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
'How are things?' | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm having my dinner, Dexter. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Sorry... Would you like me to call back later? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
'No, no, no, no.' | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
It's fine. I can reheat it. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
'What's on your mind?' | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Er... Listen, I know it's a long shot, but I wanted to check - | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
have you heard about the head teachers' conference | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-'at Elmsbury this week?' -I hadn't, no. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
So you won't be coming, then? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Well, I wasn't... but now that I know about it, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
'perhaps I will.' | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
No, I wasn't actually inv... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
'I'll call your school office first thing tomorrow.' | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
No. You don't have to come just for me. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I mean, in some ways it might be better if you don't. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
'Dexter.' | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Be a little more proud of your achievements. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I mean, look at you - assistant head teacher. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
'Actually, Dad, I'm assistant to...' | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
'I know Elmsbury isn't exactly a top school, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
'and there weren't many other candidates, but...' | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Yup. That's me, Dad. Assistant head teacher. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
And I so can't wait for you to see me in action. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
'Great.' HE HANGS UP | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Bye... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
-RAPS: -# Hmm...the plot thickens. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
# I like little white lies but Dexter's got bigguns | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# Telling his dad that he's running the shop | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
# But he's a flop trying to be something he's not | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
# Now the risky bit is showing who he really is | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
# Call it confirmation of his status as an idiot | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
# So, Mr Goody-Goody has a dark secret | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
# Question now is if I can or can't keep it | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
# Cos Flopper Harris just made himself a target | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
# How can I use all this to my advantage | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
# How can I punish this buffoon for being too slack? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
# Maybe I can use what I know to get my room back | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
# Whoa | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
# Oh shame, can't beat me at my own game. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
# No way | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
# Dad's gonna visit | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
# One glimpse of me at Elmsbury and I'm finished | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
# Little white lies | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
# Wow, how they grow | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
# Now mine have spiralled out of control | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
# Never been able to talk to Dad properly | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
# I just wanna feel proud, dunno what's stopping me | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
# Ever since the early days of my boyhood | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
# I always felt like a big disappointment | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
# All I want is for him to respect me | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
# But I'm just a trainee, nothing like a Deputy Head | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
# And I regret everything I said | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
# Now it's too late, guess I've made my bed | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
# Whoa | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
# I'm mad, why'm I playing with my dad? # | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
This is a baby. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
No, sir, that's a bag of flour. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, maybe there's a baby inside it. You know, like a prize. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
In fact, it's Zoe-Marie's baby. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
You what?! What you saying?! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
And Ryan is the father. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
What? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
I can see the family resemblance. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Congratulations, man. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
What... What's going on? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
You'll be paired into couples and given a flour baby each. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
You'll be expected to look after it for one week | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
as if it were a real baby. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
Can I do mine as if it were a real baby monkey instead? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Attached to each bag will be one of these alarms, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-which will go off at random. -ALARM RINGS | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Don't think about taking the batteries out - | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
I've already glued them in. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
You'll also be expected to keep a diary of your parenting. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
This is worse than potato salad. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Look, Mr Bell wasn't impressed by yesterday. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
So just trust me when I say I'm doing this for your own good. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Did he threaten to suspend us? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
I never said that. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
He threatened to suspend us. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Exclude us, more like. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
But he won't if we look after bags of flour? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
These may just be bags of flour, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
but I want you to think of them as your children. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Your child will rely on you treating it well, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
on you respecting its wants and needs. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
So listen to what your child is telling you. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
So, we've got Zoe-Marie and Ryan... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Agness and Josh... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Ash and Molly... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Shenaia and Lee... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
And Darius - | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
as a single parent. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Wait, why do I have to be on my own? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Why can't I be a single parent? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
Agness! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
This is our baby. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Don't take him away from me. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
-It's a her, not a he. -Technically, it's neither. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
I just want to be a good father, you know, do my bit. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Take him to parks with the boys, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
test my new music on it, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
leave him on buses... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
You're not coming within five feet of this child. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Deal. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
-You're looking after our thing tonight. -Don't I get a say? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
I'm not staying up with that thing going off every five minutes. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
If I don't get enough sleep, I get daymares. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Listen to me - we all need to make this work. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-Especially with the school full of head teachers this week. -Whee! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Ash, you're going to drop it. -It's all right. My dad never dropped me. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
You idiot, Ash. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
I've had about twelve minutes' sleep. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
The stupid baby alarm went off the entire night. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
I had a great night's sleep. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
I had this wicked dream that there was an intergalactic battle | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
between zombies and mutant baby monkeys. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
-Yeah, cheers for the sympathy. -Oi! Don't treat it like that! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
You want us to get into trouble with Ding-Dong? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
If you don't like the way I treat it, you look after it for a change. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Just had my nails done. I'd rip it. -I can't deal with it any more. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
-How much work can a bag of flour be? -These are bags of flour from hell. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
At least my brothers and sisters | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
don't start buzzing every 20 minutes. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-BUZZER -Shut it up! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Oi! Don't speak to Ashley Junior like that. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
There there. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
-It's all right... -This is a nightmare. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
You're looking sharp today, Dex. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
If I didn't know any better I'd think you'd be impressing a girl. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Or someone else. Come on. You can tell me. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
It's Mr Harris here, Josh. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
We can't start confusing school with home. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Ah, yeah! That'd be very confusing. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
I dunno...a living room with a bedroom... | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Sorry. Got to go. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
Hello. Welcome to Elmsbury. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Elliot Harris. Westbeech Secondary. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Crispin Bell. Elmsbury Academy. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Hello there. Welcome. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
My son's told me a lot about this place. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Oh? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Is he a student here? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
He's your assistant head teacher. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
My assistant head? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
Dexter. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Dexter...? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-Harris? -Harris. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Is my assistant head teacher...? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Dad! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Hello, Mr Bell. Did I not mention that my dad's a head teacher too? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
In fact, he used to be my head teacher. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Fascinating. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Tell me, how did such a new teacher become assistant head so quickly? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:51 | |
Yes. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Why don't you enlighten us all? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Ahh... | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
What? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Er...assistant head? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Ah... | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
No. See...the thing is, there's been some confusion here. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
What I said was, I'm assistant TO the head teacher. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
As in, I assist Mr Bell, as do all the teachers here at Elmsbury. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
So, in a way, we're all assistant head teachers. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Sort of. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Fancy a quick tour of the school? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
The music room's just up here. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
-Mr Harris. -Josh! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
-Music room's just through here, Dad. -OK. -This is your dad? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
What's your dad doing here? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
He's here for the head teachers' conference. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh. Well, in that case, let me just say | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
your son is a pretty rocking assistant head teacher. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
I thought you were assistant TO the head teacher? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Josh is confused. And I'm sure he should be somewhere else right now. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Ah, I remember the day that he actually got the job. Big ceremony. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-You never mentioned that, Dexter. -Um... | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
-No. -There were balloons. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Even this cake with icing that said, "To Dexter Harris, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
"Many congratulations on becoming the assistant head teacher | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
"of Elmsbury Academy". | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
It was a big cake. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Anyway, off you go, Josh. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
All right, I'll see you in the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris, sir. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-What's the Four O'Clock Club? -Oh, the Four O'Clock Club? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Well, um... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
It's like a society for gifted and talented students. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Your son here is the man in charge. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Yeah, we go there to inspire ourselves on how to work well. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
You should see him in action. He's, like... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Like the Usain Bolt of the teaching world. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
I'd like that. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Maybe later, Dexter? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Yes. Definitely. Later. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Anyhow, I should be getting off to that conference. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-Yes. Bye, dad. -See you later. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Enjoy! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
What do you think you're doing? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
You're the one that told him you're assistant head. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Yeah - I heard everything. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Look, that was a misunderstanding that...sort of snowballed. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
And you just made it a million times worse. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Well, I guess I could help you... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
You'd help me? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
-For a price. I want my room back. -Never going to happen. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Good luck digging yourself out of that hole, man. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
You think you can convince him the Four O'Clock Club | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
-is a society for high achievers? -If anyone can do it, it's Josh Carter. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
Um... OK. If I let you do this, you can have your room back for a week. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-Three. -Two. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Deal. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
I'm never having kids. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
If I ever have a baby, it's on its own. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
So you want a self-raising flour baby? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
No? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Oh, come on, that's a really good one. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Yo. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
How's everyone doing? Parenthood treating you all right? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-I think my baby hates me. -I hope you've been having fun | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
while I've been stuck here minding our baby. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Actually, that's what I came here to talk about. Um... | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
How would you guys like it if I did you all a favour, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
and just took your flour babies for tonight? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
I'm in. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
-Me too. -Yeah, me three. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
Wait. What's the catch? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Yeah, since when have you ever done anything for nothing? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Actually, I'm glad you asked. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
So, what exactly goes on in this Four O'Clock Club of yours? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
We're about to find out. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
"They flash upon that inward eye | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
"which is the bliss of solitude | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
"And then my heart with pleasure fills | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
"And dances with the... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
"daffodils..?" | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Bravo, Ashley. What a moving reading. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Brought a tear to one's delicate eye-hole. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Who next to engage the group with some cultural nourishment? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
I would like to play a short piece that I've composed. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Oh, what? Cello? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
I mean... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Cello! Yay! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
I call this Lament In D Minor. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
CELLO PLAYS MOURNFULLY | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
So, what do you think of the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Well, it's not quite what I was expecting. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Isn't it? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
But... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Overall...yes. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Well done, Dexter. Most encouraging. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
SEVERAL ALARMS RING | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
ALARMS RING AGAIN | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
No... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Shut up. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Shut up! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Shut up!! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Where is he? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-What have you done to our babies? -I dropped them. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-You dropped them?! -Look, I'm exhausted, ok? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
I've had so little sleep that I can barely see straight. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
You are so irresponsible, Josh Carter. My poor baby. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
What has the nasty man done to you? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
What's he done to her? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Morning, everyone! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
How are the kids? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Only joking. Beautiful day, ain't it? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Awesome! Joshmeister, have you got a sec? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
What now? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
All right, buddy? You look a bit tired. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Yeah, I didn't get much sleep. -I'm sorry to hear that. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
I reckon I had the best night's sleep in years. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Who'd have thought a camp bed would be so comfy? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Maybe you can sleep there a bit longer. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. I need another favour. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-Go on. -Well, I was talking to Dad, and I kind of - slightly - | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
overstated the truth again. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
What lie did you tell this time, Dexter? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
-I told him I was teacher of the year. -What?! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
It just slipped out. Could you help me maintain the untruth? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
No! I'm not your lie-pony! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Dexter! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
I'm heading into the conference now. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Are we still on for dinner tonight? -Yup. -Splendid. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Mr Harris! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Dexter was just telling me about how proud you are | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
that he got teacher of the year. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
-Indeed I am. -I was thinking that he should make a speech | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
-at the head teachers' conference today. -What an interesting idea. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
I think it would be good for him to let all those...head teachers... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
know how it is to be teacher of the year and assistant head. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
Good thinking, young man. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
I'll arrange it with Mr Bell. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Where are we even going? We'll get in trouble if we're caught. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Look, Ryan, this will be worth any amount of trouble. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
I can't be too long. I left the baby with Molly. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
It'll be covered in black lip gloss before I get back. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Why are you getting so deep | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
into Dexter's stupid flour baby thing anyway? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Hey - there is nothing stupid about Ashley Junior. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Yeah, I think the flour baby stuff's great. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Beats some of the other stuff we've done in detention. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Um... Shouldn't you lot be in lessons? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
We're...on an errand. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Who for? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
-Miss Andress. -Mr Harris. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Well, which one is it? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
All of them..? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
OK, so we're really going to see Dexter make a pineapple of himself. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
And how exactly is Dexter going to make a pineapple of himself? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
Well, he's making a speech at the head teachers' conference, | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
and he's going to try and say that he's teacher of the year. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
And assistant head. You'd want to see that, right? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Look, I don't know what's going on here, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
but you need to treat Dexter better, Josh. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
He puts his neck on the line for you lot all the time. Take this week. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
You would all have been excluded if he hadn't stood up to Bell. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Just get to lessons. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
# I think I underestimated the guy I feel bad | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
# I never knew how much pressure he felt from his dad | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
# And I gotta respect that | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
# Cos I know anytime I cross my parent | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
# I'm flirting with a death trap | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
# Now I don't think that I can go stand round | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
# Doing nothing while he lets his old man down | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
# In the end Dexter's good at what he does | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
# Good enough for any dad to wanna make a fuss | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
# The guy's got a kinda strange type power | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
# How do you get kids to care about flour? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
# He took a wild bunch and turned 'em to carers | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
# Dude made Darius a nurturing parent | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
# Gotta hand it to Dexter | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
# He stuck out his neck to save and protect us | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
# So let's get the strong guy in him to come back | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
# And I'll be the first to cut the man some slack | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
# But make it from the heart although it might hurt | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
# And find the right words, find the right words | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
# But make it from the heart although it might hurt | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
# And find the right words, find the right words | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
# Now what the heck do I do | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
# I should probably own up, let loose the truth | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
# But I can't just say it like that | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
# Without revealing that I've been lying to my dad | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
# Could lose my job and his respect forever | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
# Now I have to speak to a room of heads together | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
# Every one of those faces seems like him | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
# And I've got no skills for speech-writing, but... | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
# But make it from the heart although it might hurt | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
# And find the right words, find the right words | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
# But make it from the heart, although it might hurt | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
# And find the right words, find the right words. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
# Find the right words, find the right words. # | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
MOUTHS WORDS | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
Hello. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
I'm, er... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Dexter Harris. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
And... | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up a little misunderstanding. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:25 | |
And, er, um... | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
And I'm Josh Carter, a student here at Elmsbury Academy. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:32 | |
Mr Harris wanted me to say a few words | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
straight from a student's perspective. Ain't that right, sir? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
That's right. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Josh is going to say a few words. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
So basically, what I wanted to say is... | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
growing up's hard, innit? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
And having to go to school whilst you're growing up | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
should be made illegal. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
So cut your kids some slack, man. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
They're being the best that they can. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Listen to what they want. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
I mean, they deserve to be respected for who and what they are, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
rather than what you want them to be. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Cos I'm telling you, | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
if you don't give your kid the respect they deserve, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
they're going to lie and rebel, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
and pretend to be something they're not, just to impress you. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
And that is all that I have to say. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Peace out. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Thank you, Josh. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
And... | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Josh's words lead me on to my topic, which is respect... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:43 | |
So, thank you all for listening. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Why did you help me out? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Cos we're not really too different, Dexter. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
We both got role models to live up to. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
We're both homesick, and we both like expressing ourselves. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
-Sorry I painted the door. -It's just a door. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
No, it's your door, and it's your room. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
I should've thought about that before I muscled my way in there. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
What exactly was that out there, Harris? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
This conference wasn't arranged so you could get a student on stage | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
to deliver some hippy-drippy sentiment about loving one another. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
No, not one another. Just treating kids with respect. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
I half expected you to release white doves into the hall, | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
or shower the audience with petals. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
-And being on report, you should have... -Great speech, Dexter. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Wonderful sentiment. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
-I'm very proud of my son. -Really? I... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm glad we've impressed you. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Yes, great speech, Dexter. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
Well done. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
Dad, there's something I have to say. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
That speech was just... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
I'm not teacher of the year. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
I'm...not assistant head teacher, and... | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
I'm not even in charge of a club for high achievers. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Yes, I'm quite aware of all of that. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Since when? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
I had my suspicions all along, Dexter. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
I don't have to tell you that | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
getting the students to lie for you was wrong, do I? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
JOSH CHUCKLES Oh, he knows that. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
But I also know you must've been pretty desperate to do it. And... | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
I take some responsibility for that. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
I really am proud of who you are, Dexter. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Honestly, I am. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Thanks, Dad. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
So... Why don't you come and show me this Four O'Clock Club of yours | 0:26:25 | 0:26:30 | |
as it really is? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
-OK, but brace yourself. -Yeah, it ain't likely to be pretty. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Isn't, Dexter. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
The appropriate contraction of "is not" is "isn't." | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Yes, Dad. Sorry, Dad. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Come on. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Well done. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Well done. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
-Hello, sir. -Hey, Ryan. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Sorry, what are you all doing? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
Is this like a calm before the storm thing? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
What are you saying? Why d'you expect us to be doing something wrong? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
We can't do anything or something might happen to the little fellas. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
This is the best thing you ever got us to do, sir. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Yeah, do we have to give the babies back at the end of the week? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Look what me and Molly did with ours. We call him... | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
..Cakey. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
No! I said we're not calling him that. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
It's Muffin or nothin'. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
# But make it from the heart although it might hurt | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
# And find the right words, find the right words | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
# Days like these gotta puff out your chest | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
# Do what you feel is right or what's best | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
# But make it from the heart although it might hurt | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
# Find the right words, find the right words. # | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
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