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# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay

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# It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line it's time sure to stop

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# So the only time is now, four o'clock. #

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Josh, are you sure your mum doesn't mind us doing this indoors?

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Oh, yeah, like, my mum totally loves Mexico.

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All right, get ready...

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Do a couple of spins, though. No cheating.

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Keep going...

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All right, stop!

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Yeah, there.

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-You ready?

-Yeah.

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-All right, go for it.

-Ugh!

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Left a bit... Little bit more.

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Oh, go on, Pedro, really go for it. Put your back into it.

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Oh, man, I've got to video this.

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Ugh!

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Ooh... No. Right a bit. Oh!

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-What are you doing?

-I was feeling a bit homesick.

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And your mum said I could do whatever I wanted

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to make myself feel more at home.

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You painted the back of my door!

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-It's just a door.

-Mate, my height chart used to be on there!

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Mum's been doing that ever since I was a little kid.

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Right. Well, let's make a new height chart.

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Oops.

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My... My garms, man! Look what you've done! They're ruined!

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Ohh!

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Wait...

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Yeah!

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Ho-ho!

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Oh...

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I'm sorry, man. Er...

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I didn't mean...

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to... to...

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Ohh...

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Oh...

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Hmm.

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So you got your revenge.

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Shouldn't you leave it there?

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This isn't about revenge. That's my room.

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This is about getting back what's mine.

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And I've just got to wait for the perfect opportunity

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-to drop in my lap.

-Josh!

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I understand how upset you must be. I know I messed up, and I'm sorry.

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Show me how sorry you are.

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Move out of my room.

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I can't do that.

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-Nice shorts, sir!

-And matching socks, sir! Well done.

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THEY LAUGH

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Did your gran knit that for you, sir?

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Or did you just find it in a skip?

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THEY LAUGH

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Silence! All of you! You'll show the teaching staff more respect.

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I had a little accident, sir.

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All my other clothes got paint on them.

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Mr Harris will host a very special detention for you all tonight.

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-Will I?

-They urgently need to learn respect for others.

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Um... I didn't disrespect him, sir. I actually think it's quite nice.

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-Then you shall have a detention for arguing with me.

-Ohh!

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And for lying.

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You'll all report to the school allotment at four o'clock.

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Let's see if we can't use some of this agriculture

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to rid us of this aggro culture.

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Ha! I like what you did there, sir.

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I...

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BELL RINGS

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I think being outside is well stupid.

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There isn't even a roof or anything.

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Yeah, it is a garden. They tend to work best outside.

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Who made you the expert?

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The only flowers you know about are the ones on the grave you live in.

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And this is exactly why we need to learn respect for others.

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-Everyone grab a trowel and a pot. And let's get planting.

-Um...

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Sir, I have a slight phobia of worms. Can I do something else?

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This is non-negotiable.

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But worms are weird. They're like unpredictable spaghetti.

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Ryan. Get on with it.

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Everyone pick a spot in the bed and start digging.

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Treat your plant with care. With consideration. With respect.

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You seem to talk an awful lot about respect

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for someone who doesn't know what it means.

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Josh, I didn't rent your room to get at you.

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I just needed a place to stay.

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Spoken like a man who's not sleeping on a camping bed in the living room.

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-Earworm!

-Oi!

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Oi, you crushed my plant, you cake of pants!

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-Sorry!

-Ryan!

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Molly! What are you doing?!

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-I meant to get him.

-Mud fight!

-Hey! Cut that out! That's enough!

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Ahh!

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Urgh! Beetle!

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What is going on out here?!

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LAUGHTER

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YOU were meant to be supervising them.

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I was momentarily distracted, sir, with another issue.

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Those... children are out of control.

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I take full responsibility. It won't happen again.

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I'm putting you under special monitoring until the end of term.

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We need to ensure you're capable of controlling a class.

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And in the meantime, we have no option but to exclude

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those students responsible for this latest incident.

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You're going to exclude them?! Sir, you can't.

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Please, I beg you, give me a chance.

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I know I can teach them some respect.

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OK.

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But you'd better prove to me you're up to this, Haggis.

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Harris, sir. It's Harris.

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(Ooh...)

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You'll have to tell them to shape up or risk being thrown out of school.

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They're under enough pressure. I know what pressure's like.

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-It can make a person crack.

-I don't see that you have much choice.

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-I need to find a way to teach them to respect others.

-Do it quick.

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Cos if they mess up Bell's precious head teacher conference,

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-he's likely to go triple nuclear.

-Wait...

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What head teacher conference?

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'Harris speaking.'

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Hi, Dad. It's me.

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'How are things?'

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I'm having my dinner, Dexter.

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Sorry... Would you like me to call back later?

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'No, no, no, no.'

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It's fine. I can reheat it.

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'What's on your mind?'

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Er... Listen, I know it's a long shot, but I wanted to check -

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have you heard about the head teachers' conference

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-'at Elmsbury this week?'

-I hadn't, no.

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So you won't be coming, then?

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Well, I wasn't... but now that I know about it,

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'perhaps I will.'

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No, I wasn't actually inv...

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'I'll call your school office first thing tomorrow.'

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No. You don't have to come just for me.

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I mean, in some ways it might be better if you don't.

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'Dexter.'

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Be a little more proud of your achievements.

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I mean, look at you - assistant head teacher.

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'Actually, Dad, I'm assistant to...'

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'I know Elmsbury isn't exactly a top school,

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'and there weren't many other candidates, but...'

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Yup. That's me, Dad. Assistant head teacher.

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And I so can't wait for you to see me in action.

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'Great.' HE HANGS UP

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Bye...

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-RAPS:

-# Hmm...the plot thickens.

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# I like little white lies but Dexter's got bigguns

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# Telling his dad that he's running the shop

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# But he's a flop trying to be something he's not

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# Now the risky bit is showing who he really is

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# Call it confirmation of his status as an idiot

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# So, Mr Goody-Goody has a dark secret

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# Question now is if I can or can't keep it

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# Cos Flopper Harris just made himself a target

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# How can I use all this to my advantage

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# How can I punish this buffoon for being too slack?

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# Maybe I can use what I know to get my room back

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# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies

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# Whoa

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# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys

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# Oh shame, can't beat me at my own game.

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# No way

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# Dad's gonna visit

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# One glimpse of me at Elmsbury and I'm finished

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# Little white lies

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# Wow, how they grow

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# Now mine have spiralled out of control

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# Never been able to talk to Dad properly

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# I just wanna feel proud, dunno what's stopping me

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# Ever since the early days of my boyhood

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# I always felt like a big disappointment

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# All I want is for him to respect me

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# But I'm just a trainee, nothing like a Deputy Head

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# And I regret everything I said

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# Now it's too late, guess I've made my bed

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# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies

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# Whoa

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# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys

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# I'm mad, why'm I playing with my dad? #

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BELL RINGS

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This is a baby.

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No, sir, that's a bag of flour.

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Well, maybe there's a baby inside it. You know, like a prize.

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In fact, it's Zoe-Marie's baby.

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You what?! What you saying?!

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And Ryan is the father.

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What?

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Oh, yeah.

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I can see the family resemblance.

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Congratulations, man.

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What... What's going on?

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You'll be paired into couples and given a flour baby each.

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You'll be expected to look after it for one week

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as if it were a real baby.

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Can I do mine as if it were a real baby monkey instead?

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Attached to each bag will be one of these alarms,

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-which will go off at random.

-ALARM RINGS

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Don't think about taking the batteries out -

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I've already glued them in.

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You'll also be expected to keep a diary of your parenting.

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This is worse than potato salad.

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Look, Mr Bell wasn't impressed by yesterday.

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So just trust me when I say I'm doing this for your own good.

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Did he threaten to suspend us?

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I never said that.

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He threatened to suspend us.

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Exclude us, more like.

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But he won't if we look after bags of flour?

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These may just be bags of flour,

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but I want you to think of them as your children.

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Your child will rely on you treating it well,

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on you respecting its wants and needs.

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So listen to what your child is telling you.

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So, we've got Zoe-Marie and Ryan...

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Agness and Josh...

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Ash and Molly...

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Shenaia and Lee...

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And Darius -

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as a single parent.

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Wait, why do I have to be on my own?

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Why can't I be a single parent?

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Agness!

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This is our baby.

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Don't take him away from me.

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-It's a her, not a he.

-Technically, it's neither.

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I just want to be a good father, you know, do my bit.

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Take him to parks with the boys,

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test my new music on it,

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leave him on buses...

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You're not coming within five feet of this child.

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Deal.

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-You're looking after our thing tonight.

-Don't I get a say?

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I'm not staying up with that thing going off every five minutes.

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If I don't get enough sleep, I get daymares.

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Listen to me - we all need to make this work.

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-Especially with the school full of head teachers this week.

-Whee!

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-Ash, you're going to drop it.

-It's all right. My dad never dropped me.

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You idiot, Ash.

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I've had about twelve minutes' sleep.

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The stupid baby alarm went off the entire night.

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I had a great night's sleep.

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I had this wicked dream that there was an intergalactic battle

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between zombies and mutant baby monkeys.

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-Yeah, cheers for the sympathy.

-Oi! Don't treat it like that!

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You want us to get into trouble with Ding-Dong?

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If you don't like the way I treat it, you look after it for a change.

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-Just had my nails done. I'd rip it.

-I can't deal with it any more.

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-How much work can a bag of flour be?

-These are bags of flour from hell.

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At least my brothers and sisters

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don't start buzzing every 20 minutes.

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-BUZZER

-Shut it up!

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Oi! Don't speak to Ashley Junior like that.

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There there.

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-It's all right...

-This is a nightmare.

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You're looking sharp today, Dex.

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If I didn't know any better I'd think you'd be impressing a girl.

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Or someone else. Come on. You can tell me.

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It's Mr Harris here, Josh.

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We can't start confusing school with home.

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Ah, yeah! That'd be very confusing.

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I dunno...a living room with a bedroom...

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Sorry. Got to go.

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Hello. Welcome to Elmsbury.

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Elliot Harris. Westbeech Secondary.

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Crispin Bell. Elmsbury Academy.

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Hello there. Welcome.

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My son's told me a lot about this place.

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Oh?

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Is he a student here?

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He's your assistant head teacher.

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My assistant head?

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Dexter.

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Dexter...?

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-Harris?

-Harris.

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Is my assistant head teacher...?

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Dad!

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Hello, Mr Bell. Did I not mention that my dad's a head teacher too?

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In fact, he used to be my head teacher.

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Fascinating.

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Tell me, how did such a new teacher become assistant head so quickly?

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Yes.

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Why don't you enlighten us all?

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Ahh...

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What?

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Er...assistant head?

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Ah...

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No. See...the thing is, there's been some confusion here.

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What I said was, I'm assistant TO the head teacher.

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As in, I assist Mr Bell, as do all the teachers here at Elmsbury.

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So, in a way, we're all assistant head teachers.

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Sort of.

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Fancy a quick tour of the school?

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The music room's just up here.

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-Mr Harris.

-Josh!

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-Music room's just through here, Dad.

-OK.

-This is your dad?

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What's your dad doing here?

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He's here for the head teachers' conference.

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Oh. Well, in that case, let me just say

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your son is a pretty rocking assistant head teacher.

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I thought you were assistant TO the head teacher?

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Josh is confused. And I'm sure he should be somewhere else right now.

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Ah, I remember the day that he actually got the job. Big ceremony.

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-You never mentioned that, Dexter.

-Um...

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-No.

-There were balloons.

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Even this cake with icing that said, "To Dexter Harris,

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"Many congratulations on becoming the assistant head teacher

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"of Elmsbury Academy".

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It was a big cake.

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Anyway, off you go, Josh.

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All right, I'll see you in the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris, sir.

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-What's the Four O'Clock Club?

-Oh, the Four O'Clock Club?

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Well, um...

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It's like a society for gifted and talented students.

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Your son here is the man in charge.

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Yeah, we go there to inspire ourselves on how to work well.

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You should see him in action. He's, like...

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Like the Usain Bolt of the teaching world.

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I'd like that.

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Maybe later, Dexter?

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Yes. Definitely. Later.

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Anyhow, I should be getting off to that conference.

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-Yes. Bye, dad.

-See you later.

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Enjoy!

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What do you think you're doing?

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You're the one that told him you're assistant head.

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Yeah - I heard everything.

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Look, that was a misunderstanding that...sort of snowballed.

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And you just made it a million times worse.

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Well, I guess I could help you...

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You'd help me?

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-For a price. I want my room back.

-Never going to happen.

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Good luck digging yourself out of that hole, man.

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You think you can convince him the Four O'Clock Club

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-is a society for high achievers?

-If anyone can do it, it's Josh Carter.

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Um... OK. If I let you do this, you can have your room back for a week.

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-Three.

-Two.

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Deal.

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ALARM RINGS

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I'm never having kids.

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If I ever have a baby, it's on its own.

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So you want a self-raising flour baby?

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No?

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Oh, come on, that's a really good one.

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Yo.

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How's everyone doing? Parenthood treating you all right?

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-I think my baby hates me.

-I hope you've been having fun

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while I've been stuck here minding our baby.

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Actually, that's what I came here to talk about. Um...

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How would you guys like it if I did you all a favour,

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and just took your flour babies for tonight?

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I'm in.

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-Me too.

-Yeah, me three.

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Wait. What's the catch?

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Yeah, since when have you ever done anything for nothing?

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Actually, I'm glad you asked.

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So, what exactly goes on in this Four O'Clock Club of yours?

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We're about to find out.

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"They flash upon that inward eye

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"which is the bliss of solitude

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"And then my heart with pleasure fills

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"And dances with the...

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"daffodils..?"

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APPLAUSE

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Bravo, Ashley. What a moving reading.

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Brought a tear to one's delicate eye-hole.

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Who next to engage the group with some cultural nourishment?

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I would like to play a short piece that I've composed.

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Oh, what? Cello?

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I mean...

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Cello! Yay!

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I call this Lament In D Minor.

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CELLO PLAYS MOURNFULLY

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So, what do you think of the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris?

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Well, it's not quite what I was expecting.

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Isn't it?

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But...

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Overall...yes.

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Well done, Dexter. Most encouraging.

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HE MOUTHS

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ALARM RINGS

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SEVERAL ALARMS RING

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ALARMS RING AGAIN

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No...

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Shut up.

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ALARM RINGS

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Shut up!

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Shut up!!

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Where is he?

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-What have you done to our babies?

-I dropped them.

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-You dropped them?!

-Look, I'm exhausted, ok?

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I've had so little sleep that I can barely see straight.

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You are so irresponsible, Josh Carter. My poor baby.

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What has the nasty man done to you?

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What's he done to her?

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Morning, everyone!

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How are the kids?

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Only joking. Beautiful day, ain't it?

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Awesome! Joshmeister, have you got a sec?

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What now?

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All right, buddy? You look a bit tired.

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-Yeah, I didn't get much sleep.

-I'm sorry to hear that.

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I reckon I had the best night's sleep in years.

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Who'd have thought a camp bed would be so comfy?

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Maybe you can sleep there a bit longer.

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That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. I need another favour.

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-Go on.

-Well, I was talking to Dad, and I kind of - slightly -

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overstated the truth again.

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What lie did you tell this time, Dexter?

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-I told him I was teacher of the year.

-What?!

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It just slipped out. Could you help me maintain the untruth?

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No! I'm not your lie-pony!

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Dexter!

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I'm heading into the conference now.

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-Are we still on for dinner tonight?

-Yup.

-Splendid.

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Mr Harris!

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Dexter was just telling me about how proud you are

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that he got teacher of the year.

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-Indeed I am.

-I was thinking that he should make a speech

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-at the head teachers' conference today.

-What an interesting idea.

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I think it would be good for him to let all those...head teachers...

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know how it is to be teacher of the year and assistant head.

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Good thinking, young man.

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I'll arrange it with Mr Bell.

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Where are we even going? We'll get in trouble if we're caught.

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Look, Ryan, this will be worth any amount of trouble.

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I can't be too long. I left the baby with Molly.

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It'll be covered in black lip gloss before I get back.

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Why are you getting so deep

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into Dexter's stupid flour baby thing anyway?

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Hey - there is nothing stupid about Ashley Junior.

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Yeah, I think the flour baby stuff's great.

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Beats some of the other stuff we've done in detention.

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Um... Shouldn't you lot be in lessons?

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We're...on an errand.

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Who for?

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-Miss Andress.

-Mr Harris.

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Well, which one is it?

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All of them..?

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OK, so we're really going to see Dexter make a pineapple of himself.

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And how exactly is Dexter going to make a pineapple of himself?

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Well, he's making a speech at the head teachers' conference,

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and he's going to try and say that he's teacher of the year.

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And assistant head. You'd want to see that, right?

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Look, I don't know what's going on here,

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but you need to treat Dexter better, Josh.

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He puts his neck on the line for you lot all the time. Take this week.

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You would all have been excluded if he hadn't stood up to Bell.

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Just get to lessons.

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# I think I underestimated the guy I feel bad

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# I never knew how much pressure he felt from his dad

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# And I gotta respect that

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# Cos I know anytime I cross my parent

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# I'm flirting with a death trap

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# Now I don't think that I can go stand round

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# Doing nothing while he lets his old man down

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# In the end Dexter's good at what he does

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# Good enough for any dad to wanna make a fuss

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# The guy's got a kinda strange type power

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# How do you get kids to care about flour?

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# He took a wild bunch and turned 'em to carers

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# Dude made Darius a nurturing parent

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# Gotta hand it to Dexter

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# He stuck out his neck to save and protect us

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# So let's get the strong guy in him to come back

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# And I'll be the first to cut the man some slack

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# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

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# Do what you feel is right or what's best

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# But make it from the heart although it might hurt

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# And find the right words, find the right words

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# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

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# Do what you feel is right or what's best

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# But make it from the heart although it might hurt

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# And find the right words, find the right words

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# Now what the heck do I do

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# I should probably own up, let loose the truth

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# But I can't just say it like that

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# Without revealing that I've been lying to my dad

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# Could lose my job and his respect forever

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# Now I have to speak to a room of heads together

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# Every one of those faces seems like him

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# And I've got no skills for speech-writing, but...

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# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

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# Do what you feel is right or what's best

0:22:260:22:29

# But make it from the heart although it might hurt

0:22:290:22:31

# And find the right words, find the right words

0:22:310:22:33

# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

0:22:330:22:36

# Do what you feel is right or what's best

0:22:360:22:38

# But make it from the heart, although it might hurt

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# And find the right words, find the right words.

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# Find the right words, find the right words. #

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MOUTHS WORDS

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MICROPHONE FEEDBACK

0:23:100:23:11

Hello.

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I'm, er...

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Dexter Harris.

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And...

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I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up a little misunderstanding.

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And, er, um...

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And I'm Josh Carter, a student here at Elmsbury Academy.

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Mr Harris wanted me to say a few words

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straight from a student's perspective. Ain't that right, sir?

0:23:340:23:37

That's right.

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Josh is going to say a few words.

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CLEARS HIS THROAT

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So basically, what I wanted to say is...

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growing up's hard, innit?

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And having to go to school whilst you're growing up

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should be made illegal.

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LAUGHTER

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So cut your kids some slack, man.

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They're being the best that they can.

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Listen to what they want.

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I mean, they deserve to be respected for who and what they are,

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rather than what you want them to be.

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Cos I'm telling you,

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if you don't give your kid the respect they deserve,

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they're going to lie and rebel,

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and pretend to be something they're not, just to impress you.

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And that is all that I have to say.

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Peace out.

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APPLAUSE

0:24:260:24:29

Thank you, Josh.

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And...

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Josh's words lead me on to my topic, which is respect...

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So, thank you all for listening.

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APPLAUSE

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Why did you help me out?

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Cos we're not really too different, Dexter.

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We both got role models to live up to.

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We're both homesick, and we both like expressing ourselves.

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-Sorry I painted the door.

-It's just a door.

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No, it's your door, and it's your room.

0:25:030:25:04

I should've thought about that before I muscled my way in there.

0:25:040:25:08

What exactly was that out there, Harris?

0:25:080:25:10

This conference wasn't arranged so you could get a student on stage

0:25:100:25:14

to deliver some hippy-drippy sentiment about loving one another.

0:25:140:25:17

No, not one another. Just treating kids with respect.

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I half expected you to release white doves into the hall,

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or shower the audience with petals.

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-And being on report, you should have...

-Great speech, Dexter.

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Wonderful sentiment.

0:25:290:25:30

-I'm very proud of my son.

-Really? I...

0:25:300:25:33

I'm glad we've impressed you.

0:25:330:25:34

Yes, great speech, Dexter.

0:25:360:25:37

Well done.

0:25:390:25:40

Dad, there's something I have to say.

0:25:460:25:48

That speech was just...

0:25:480:25:49

I'm not teacher of the year.

0:25:510:25:52

I'm...not assistant head teacher, and...

0:25:520:25:55

I'm not even in charge of a club for high achievers.

0:25:550:25:58

Yes, I'm quite aware of all of that.

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Since when?

0:26:010:26:03

I had my suspicions all along, Dexter.

0:26:030:26:05

I don't have to tell you that

0:26:060:26:07

getting the students to lie for you was wrong, do I?

0:26:070:26:10

JOSH CHUCKLES Oh, he knows that.

0:26:100:26:12

But I also know you must've been pretty desperate to do it. And...

0:26:120:26:16

I take some responsibility for that.

0:26:160:26:18

I really am proud of who you are, Dexter.

0:26:190:26:22

Honestly, I am.

0:26:220:26:24

Thanks, Dad.

0:26:240:26:25

So... Why don't you come and show me this Four O'Clock Club of yours

0:26:250:26:30

as it really is?

0:26:300:26:32

-OK, but brace yourself.

-Yeah, it ain't likely to be pretty.

0:26:320:26:35

CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:26:350:26:36

Isn't, Dexter.

0:26:360:26:38

The appropriate contraction of "is not" is "isn't."

0:26:380:26:42

Yes, Dad. Sorry, Dad.

0:26:420:26:44

Come on.

0:26:450:26:46

Well done.

0:26:480:26:50

Well done.

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-Hello, sir.

-Hey, Ryan.

0:26:530:26:55

Sorry, what are you all doing?

0:26:550:26:56

Is this like a calm before the storm thing?

0:26:560:26:59

What are you saying? Why d'you expect us to be doing something wrong?

0:26:590:27:02

We can't do anything or something might happen to the little fellas.

0:27:020:27:05

This is the best thing you ever got us to do, sir.

0:27:050:27:08

Yeah, do we have to give the babies back at the end of the week?

0:27:080:27:11

Look what me and Molly did with ours. We call him...

0:27:110:27:13

..Cakey.

0:27:150:27:16

No! I said we're not calling him that.

0:27:160:27:18

It's Muffin or nothin'.

0:27:180:27:19

# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

0:27:490:27:51

# Do what you feel is right or what's best

0:27:510:27:53

# But make it from the heart although it might hurt

0:27:530:27:56

# And find the right words, find the right words

0:27:560:27:58

# Days like these gotta puff out your chest

0:27:580:28:00

# Do what you feel is right or what's best

0:28:000:28:03

# But make it from the heart although it might hurt

0:28:030:28:05

# Find the right words, find the right words. #

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