Valentine's Day 4 o'Clock Club
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# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# There's good days And bad days | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
# But one day down the line, It's time for show to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# So the only time is now, Four o'clock. # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
OPERA MUSIC ON RADIO | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
What time did you go to bed last night? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
I don't know. About three o'clock? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
On a school night? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Morning. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Hi, Mum. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Night. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
So what did you get up to, dare I ask? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Writing a love poem for your special Valentine? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
I was trying to write a tune for my website. Wasn't happening, though. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Well, maybe I could help. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Yeah, right! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
I do play 17 different instruments and wrote my first concerto at four. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
What do you want, your own TV show? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Oh, come on, just play me the blinking tune. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Have you washed your ears this morning? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-Always. -All right. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Hey, this is interesting! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Nice ostenato. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Oh, and I love what you've done with the dominant fifth! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
But you're right, this is definitely missing something. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
No, you're missing something, mate. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
A bit of boom-boom-boom. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
A bit of ding-a-lang-dang. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
BANGS CUTLERY ON TABLE | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
Joshua! I am trying to s... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Sorry. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Clear that up. I'm trying to sleep! Thank you. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Ow! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Cheers for the lift, yeah. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Hold on, Josh, wait. Yoo-hoo! I've got your Valentine's card! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Hiya. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
-No, I didn't, OK? -Didn't what? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Get any Valentine's cards, so stop going on about it! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
The only reason Shelby Turner got three was cos of that photo | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
of her in Manchester airport with Kim Walsh. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
That's, like, totally cheating, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
she probably didn't even go to Portugal anyway. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Who did this? Whose brain is so miniscule they thought, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
"I know what Molly would like, a bit of strawberry flavoured soap | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
"and a teddy bear with a T shirt on saying 'give me a hug'"?! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Who was it?! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Hey. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Hey. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Yo, windsock! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
What's up? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
Er, nothing. Just a couple of things. Definitely some stuff. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Guess what I've got. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-A dirty nappy? -Hilarious. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Hairs on the palm of your hands? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Wrong and wrong. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
I have got a bra in my pocket. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Shut up! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
I found it in my cello case. Someone must have put it in on the bus. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Yeah, or it's just your mum's. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Or your dad's. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Oh, yeah? Then why has it come with this? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
"Dear Ryan, I think you're gorgeous." | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
"Meet me at the Valentine's Ball and let me snog your luscious lips." | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh, right, this is another one of your wind-ups, yeah? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Who, me? No! It's not even my handwriting! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
And anyway, we made a solemn vow not to wind each other up this year. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
And since when have you ever stuck to a promise? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Ryan! I swear on my grandmother's grave I did not write that letter. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:07 | |
Cool! I've got a secret admirer! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Where are you going? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Check my hair. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Yes! The Ash-Master strikes again! I can't believe he swallowed it. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
I can't believe that you just swore on your grandmother's grave | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
that you didn't write that letter. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
I didn't write it. I got the Rickster to do it. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
So, what was it? Three bananas. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
£10! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
Five bananas. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
No, £10. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
You're a hard man to please. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Goodbye, my love. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Hey, Mel. Oooh, that's horrible. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Sorry. Trying to find a band for the Valentine's Ball tomorrow night. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I thought you had one booked. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I did. Apparently they got big in Norway | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
and they're doing a tour of the fjords instead. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Well, there must be loads of bands out there. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
There are. They're just not very good. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Morning! -Ow! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Everything all right, Dennis? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Yeah, I was just giving Miss Poppy a hand finding a replacement band. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Oh, dear. I wonder if it's all a little bit too much, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
you organising this ball on your own? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I'll have a word with the school council. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
No. I can do it, I'll find a band. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
No, really. I'm sure they'll only be too glad to help. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Sorry. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Charlotte, hey, how you doing? Just wondering if the words | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
"luscious lips" meant anything to you? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
What? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Misha! I may as well come straight out and say it. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Did you leave your bra in my cello case? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Seriously? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I'll take that as a no then. Great! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-How's it going? -Really well. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
I've already managed to eliminate over 50 girls from my enquiries, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
which means... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
You're not very good with the ladies. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
No, which means I'm 50 girls closer to finding out who wrote that letter. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
It wasn't you, was it, Ash? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
No. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Final answer? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Final answer. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Thank you. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
So, the Valentine's Ball. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Mr Bell said you were struggling, Miss. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Not struggling, no. Erm, it's fine, really. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Don't worry, Miss. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Here's a risk assessment, security plan, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
emergency evacuation procedure. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Good, well, this all looks very impressive, but I don't think | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
we need to get too het up on the health and safety implications. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Were you at the Valentine's Ball last year? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
The music was above recommended levels! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
There were people kissing in the fire lanes! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Well, you can't stop people kissing, can you? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Yo, Josh! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Whoops! Wasn't interrupting, was I? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Josh, wait... I've got something to show you! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
That's my tune! How d'you get my tune? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
You left your MP3 player. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
And did I also leave a little note saying, | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
"Hey Dexter, feel free to take my MP3 player | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
"and tamper with my music without my permission?" | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
I was only trying to help. Sorry. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Those keyboards, they were pretty cool, how do you do 'em? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
# Oh, my days what is this Horrible feeling? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
# So frightening, disturbing, Unappealing | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
# It's a nightmare, Entirely messed up | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
# I think I admire Dexter! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
# Those sounds he was tapping | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
# That was kinda sick, man, How has this happened?! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
# And I never saw it coming | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
# But everything changed In a moment of drumming | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
# He was always geeky, Annoying and uncool | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
# Now, well, he's geeky, Annoying and uncool | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
# But to bring it into balance | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
# I can't deny, man, the guy's got talent | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
# Who'd have thought that In one of the stupidest teachers | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
# Deep down there was A musical genius? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
# I know that me and him Were never too tight | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
# But I'll be honest, I'm seeing him in a new light | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
# Now I know this shouldn't happen | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
# Back to back me playing, Him rapping | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
# It feels so wrong | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
# Yet it feels so right | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
# And I'm seeing you in a new light, Why? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
# You can call me crazy | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
# But I'm looking at Josh in a different way lately | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
# Most nicknames he gives Are derogative | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
# Big ego, big mouth, lotta lip | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
# Cheating, scheming, impetuous | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
# Cheeky, sneaky and rebellious | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
# Doesn't give half the care That he should give | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
# But deep, deep down, He's a good kid! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
# And he has a natural talent | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
# For which he does show An actual passion | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
# I know that me and him Were never too tight | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
# But I'll be honest I'm seeing him in a new light | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
# Now I know this shouldn't happen | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
# Back to back me playing, Him rapping | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
# Feels so wrong | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
# Yet it feels so right | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
# And I'm seeing you in a new light Why? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
# Now I know this shouldn't happen | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
# Back to back me playing Him rapping | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
# Feels so wrong | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
# Yet it feels so right | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
# And I'm seeing you In a new light. # | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Wow. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
That was pretty cool. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
What you doing after school? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
We can ask to borrow some instruments. Take them home. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Although I got a lot of marking to do. And detention, of course. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Can you not just cancel that or something? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
I don't think Mr Bell would approve! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
I left my bag in here. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yeah, well, I'd best be getting off anyway. See you later, alligator! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Yo, Josh! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Where were you all lunch? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Yeah, what, yeah, just stuff, man, just stuff. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
OK... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Yeah, anyway, what's Ryan doing, hm? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
He's checking all the books | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
to see whose handwriting matches that letter! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Ash. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
A little job for you. Can you hand these out around the class? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Do I look like Postman Pat? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
What is this? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
New rules for the Valentine's Ball. Just make sure everyone gets one. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
You not in detention, mate? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
Er, no. Laters. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Hey, Chloe! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Shove off, Cello-dweeb. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Right, thanks. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Which leaves only... Natalie?! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
-Walk on the left, Ryan. -Sorry. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Good luck with that one, mate! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Hey, Dex. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Sorry, can't stop, Josh, I need to get to Four O'clock Club. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
What, you mean you haven't heard? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
And you're sure there isn't a single person in detention? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Yeah, it's like some kind of school record. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Maybe I should check with Mr Bell. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
No, no, no. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Put me on to your manager! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I mean, why ask him? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
When I phone up and I say I want things done, I get things done! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Come on! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
I'm the headmaster of the school! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Right, let's go. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
OK, Josh. What's your hurry? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
What? Nah, I'm just keen to get home, man, | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
You know, start jamming and stuff! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
"Four O'Clock Club cancelled. Love, Mr Harris." | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Urgh, gross! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
So we can all go home? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Or we could play chase the cello! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Oi! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Oh, that's super. Yeah, I'll let you know. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Mel, I've just got you a band! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
What? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
And not just any band, oh, no. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I have just been on the phone to Soft Focus! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
They had a big hit in '83. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
# Love is a dangerous thing | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
# Makes a grown man cry And a crocodile sing... # | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Want me to carry on? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
If you think that's going to help. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Well, anyway, the saxophonist is a pretty good | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
personal friend of mine, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
and the long and short of it is they are available tomorrow night. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
Shall I tell them to be here at seven? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Ummm... Thanks! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
If I still haven't managed to book a band by tomorrow morning | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
I will give them a call. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
I see. Well, let's just hope they're not booked up by then. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
What is going on here?! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Why are you not in detention? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Mr Harris left us a note saying detention was cancelled. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
He did what? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
I asked him if I could borrow that lot to help with decorations. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Inside. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Well done, Agness. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Oh, Molly. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
It's my black heart, Miss. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
No, lower. No, higher! Ryan, it's important we get this right! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Is it? -Of course it is. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
The Valentine's Ball is the highlight of the school year. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Did you get my letter? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Your letter? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
The one about kissing and so on. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-That was you? -Who else would it have been? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I don't know. I just didn't realise you felt so strongly. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Well, I do. And I hope you feel the same! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Yeah! Yeah, I do! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
So. Nerdy Natalie, eh? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Maybe not so nerdy after all. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
How are you so sure it's her? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
She told me! She just straight out owned up! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
What? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
She can't have! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Ready? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
Sure. We're just going to grab a coffee. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
See you later! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
# And I guess that I all I really hope is for a place | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
# In your world | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Sorry. Too much? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
Just a tad. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
You know that letter? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Ryan only thinks Natalie wrote it, the muppet! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Nice one! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
So, can I come in? | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
Nah, I'm just having a quiet night in with my mum. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Yo, easy on the drum 'n' bass!, Mum. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
It's not your mum in there is it? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
No. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
It's your girlfriend. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
Girlfriend? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
I'm not stupid, Josh. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
That's why you been sneaking off all the lunchtimes. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
You've got a girlfriend, haven't you? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
So, can I meet her? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
-Ash! -What? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
It's Andress, isn't it?! Andress is your girlfriend! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-No, it isn't! -Of course it is! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
-No, it is not! -It is... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
No! No! Bye! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Oi! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
-Who was that? -Just Ash. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Should have invited him in. Play him what we've done. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Why not? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Guess I'm just a bit embarrassed. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Embarrassed! You have nothing to be embarrassed about! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
These songs are great. They deserve an audience. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
No, I didn't... Yeah, I guess so, yeah. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
How was coffee with Natalie? | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Yeah, really good. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-Hey, Ryan! -Hey, Nat! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-Shall we walk to our lockers together? -Yeah, sure. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Er, Ryan! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Just a minute. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
I know she's not my type. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
But you should have seen what she put in that letter. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
She didn't write the letter, you 'nana! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Look, I understand that you might feel jealous... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Of you and Nerdy Natalie?! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Well, at least I'll be getting a snog tonight. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
But you won't, Ryan. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
£10 says I will. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
All right. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-Done. -You have been! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Loser! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
-Come on, Natalie. -Hey, Ricky. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
Fancy walking to our lockers together? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Hey, Rachel. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Hey, Josh. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Thanks for the card. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Sorry about Dexter. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
No worries. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
So, I guess I'll see you at the ball tonight? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Come on then, who is she? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Who? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
Your girlfriend! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Oh, she's not my girlfriend, I don't have one. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Oh, my gosh, your pants are so on fire, you fibulator! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Ash already told us he was round your house and you were all like, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
"No, you can't come in, because I'm with my girlfriend, so dish." | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
What's her problem? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Is that your girlfriend? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
She's not any more, is she? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Thanks. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Why weren't you at detention last night? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
There was no detention last... Josh. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
I had to lie to Mr Bell for you! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Sorry. But I think it might just have been worth it! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
What's that? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
What's what? Oh, this! It's the answer to all your problems! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Hey, Rachel. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Rachel... | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
She don't want to talk to you, creep. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Look, I don't have a girlfriend, yeah. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
So how come all your friends think you do? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
You want the truth, then fine. I wasn't chilling with a girl. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
I was jamming with Mr Harris. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
You're in a band with a teacher?! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
-Hey, is Andress on the drums? -No. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Is Ding-Dong on the triangle? -No. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Hey, you should play assembly! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Look! We're not a band, yeah! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Hey partner! How you diddly-doing?! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Josh, wait! Guess what?! I've got us a gig! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
What? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
And we won't even have to travel! It's here! At the school! Tonight! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Are you crazy? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
I know it's a bit little soon. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
But don't be embarrassed of your songs, they're great! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
It's not the songs I'm embarrassed about! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
# Oh, OK, I get it "Dexter isn't cool enough" | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
# You should've said it | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
# It's not as if I haven't Heard it before | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
# Josh is not the first, There are 30 or more | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
# And it's always been the same | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
# Have some fun and games, Get to know each other's names | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
# Things are going well till I tell That I fish with a little net | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
# In a rock pool Suddenly I'm not cool | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
# Is it my fault I'm well spoken? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
# And passionate about preventing fossil erosion? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
# Oh, and I guess I'm not "The Man" If I've got 172 scout badges | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
# It doesn't matter what I do As an adult | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
# I could see the world Using first class travel | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
# Be a millionaire, have a mansion With a pool | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
# But in my heart, I know I'll never be cool | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
# I shouldn't feel bad, It isn't my fault | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
# I'm not the King of Cool I didn't invent the rules | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
# But maybe you could Call me the Prince | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
# Got the swag I was born with I guess I just been cool ever since | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
# Don't hang with geeks, There's a risk of infection | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
# OK, I know, Ryan is an exception | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
# But I guess I mean Nerdy grow-ups specifically | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
# Bad enough I got an actual teacher Who lives with me | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
# I learnt the rules and That's why I know the basics | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
# You can kill your cool Simply by association | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
# Think it's rule one, You best know this | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
# Cool kids and teachers Just don't mix | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
# They're another species Who'll never be the greatest | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
# Not natural, They're genetically mutated | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
# Speech and the dress sense? Always regrettable | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
# The BO alone means they'll Never be cool. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
# Thought this time was different, I thought I'd found a big mate | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
# Who didn't mind that I like Harpsichords and Kendal Mint Cake | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
# But I guess I'll be Forever the fool | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
# He knows and I know that I will Never be cool | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
# Thought this might be different The tunes we made were sick | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
# But he's a knitwear lover Don't wanna take the mick | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
# Just being honest, me and Dexter Playing to the school? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
# There's no chance we could Ever be cool. # | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
What do you mean they're not coming? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
I thought they were friends of yours. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
-I can't make them come, can I? -Yes, you can! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
I've just had to tell Ding-Dong | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
I wasn't going to book his favourite band. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
I have covered up for you so many times! I've lied for you! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
I've risked my job for you! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
You're going to make them come, do you understand? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Is it me, or is it a bit smoky in here? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
No! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Josh, please! I'm begging you! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-No. -All right, fine, I'll do the gig on my own. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
What without me? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
Yeah, why not? There's this new song I've been working on called "Josh". | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-You want to hear it? -No. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
# Hey, Josh, you think you're So clever and cool | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
# Well you won't be cool When they're singing this in school | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
# Hey Josh you're gonna be So embarrassed | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
# When I tell 'em how you Jammed with Mr Harris. # | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-Fine, I'll do it! -Yes! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
On one condition. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
So this is nice. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Yeah, it's all right, isn't it! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Maybe we should hit the dance floor. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Yeah, get the mosh-pit started! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
I meant Natalie. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Oh, right, sorry. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Is he always this stupid? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Who, Ash? Yeah. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
All right, I'm going. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
But you're the stupid one, if you think you'll get a snog off her. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Ash! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
What's he on about? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Ignore him. He's jealous. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
He'd have loved to have got that letter from you. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-What, the one about the kissing? -Yeah. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Well, he did. I gave one to everyone. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
What? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
It's the same rule for everyone, Ryan. No kissing in the fire lanes. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Or anywhere else, ideally. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Sorry, I'm a bit confused. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
The letter you left with your bra in my cello case. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
What? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
You didn't leave this letter? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
No! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
What about this? | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
No, I didn't! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
-Oh, right. So there's no chance of a snog, then? -Ryan! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-Oh, go on. I've got this bet with Ash. -Forget it! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
So, where are they? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
You and Josh? You're the band? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
For one night only. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh don't worry, that suits me fine! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
Apparently I'm too embarrassing for Josh to be seen with live on stage. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
So I'm going to be playing the keyboard in the backroom. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Hey, I have an idea. How about I just lift all the heavy stuff? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Oh, shut up! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
-You're still be OK to play, right? -Yeah. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I did try and warn you, mate. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Thanks. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
Wait, if it's not Natalie, | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
that means my secret admirer's still out there somewhere. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Ryan, I wrote the letter, you ninny! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
Or rather, Ricky did. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Oh, great, yeah, let's all laugh at Ryan. Brilliant. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
This is so typical! You are so selfish! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
I'm doing you a favour here! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
-Oh, yeah! By hiding me away, like the Elephant Man! -Whoever! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
OK, break it up. It's time. You're on! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Last time, Josh! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
OK, it's time for some live music. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
He's young, he's fresh, he's supercool! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Give it up for the amazing J Hyphen! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Where's the smoke? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
# ..Get this strange feeling Whenever you walk by me | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
# To make it worse, I'm not even Sure that you want to know | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
# It kinda feels like a hammer To the funnybone... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
# ..then I end up Running home | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
# Hey, you over there Why don't you come closer, yeah | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
# Coz I know I'm kinda rude And I'm not supposed to stare | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
# Didn't even know your name | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
# Yeah it's true, I'm so ashamed | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
This is a disaster! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
# And I hope we're both the same... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
# In your world, in your world | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
# In your world, In your world, girl | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
# I got so, so close, girl And now I'm... # | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Well, don't just stand there! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Evacuate! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
It's fine, it's just the smoke machine. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Can everyone just walk, please, walk calmly! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
-I'm not sure it was necessary to evacuate the -entire -school. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Rules are rules, I'm afraid, Miss Poppy. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
It's a pity about the music though. I thought it was going rather well. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Really? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Yeah, it's wonderful to see one of our more "challenged" pupils | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
doing something more positive. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Just a pity Mr Harris chose to ruin it. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Whatever we feel about Dexter's contribution, | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
he is currently still a teacher at this school. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
So you're saying he won't be for much longer? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
No, wait! It wasn't his fault. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
What you on about Carter Hyphen thingy thing? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
He totally just ruined your music! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
No, he didn't. He was the one playing the music. I was miming. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-You mean all that fancy stuff was him? -Yes. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Wow, get you, Mr Harris. Pretty cool! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
And, as for you Josh, I'm disappointed. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
I never thought you'd be a fake. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
All right, everyone, back inside! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Yeah, no problem. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Maybe it'll be better if you joined me on stage next time! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
What do you mean next time? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
# In your world, in your world | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
# In your world now. # | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Yo, fish face. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Bulb features. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Spam trap. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Pant flap. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Knicker brain. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
Bum skull. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Guff sniffer. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
Snot licker. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Dandruff flicker. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
Armpit whiffer. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
Smelly slipper. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Toe-nail clipper. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Wee-wee dripper. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Eugh! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Yes. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
You are so annoying! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
And you owe me a tenner. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
You are joking. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
A bet's a bet, Ryan. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
BOTH: Giggedy! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
# In your world, in your world | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
# In your world, girl. # | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
So it's true, then? You are in a band with Mr Harris. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Well, it's more a loose arrangement that we had. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Well, I guess I'd better go. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Yeah, unless you want to go and grab a burger or something? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
All packed and ready to go! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Actually, we were just about to go for a burger... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Great! Where we going? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
I might.. er... | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
But call me? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:38 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
Right. I'm having a triple bacon burger with cheese, | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
and you're paying. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
-I think someone likes you! -Shut up! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
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