Valentine's Day 4 o'Clock Club


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# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What do you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo

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# You should stay It can change

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# There's good days And bad days

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# But one day down the line, It's time for show to stop

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# So the only time is now, Four o'clock. #

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OPERA MUSIC ON RADIO

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What time did you go to bed last night?

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I don't know. About three o'clock?

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On a school night?

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Morning.

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Hi, Mum.

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Night.

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So what did you get up to, dare I ask?

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Writing a love poem for your special Valentine?

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I was trying to write a tune for my website. Wasn't happening, though.

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Well, maybe I could help.

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Yeah, right!

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I do play 17 different instruments and wrote my first concerto at four.

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What do you want, your own TV show?

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Oh, come on, just play me the blinking tune.

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Have you washed your ears this morning?

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-Always.

-All right.

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Hey, this is interesting!

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Nice ostenato.

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Oh, and I love what you've done with the dominant fifth!

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But you're right, this is definitely missing something.

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No, you're missing something, mate.

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A bit of boom-boom-boom.

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A bit of ding-a-lang-dang.

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BANGS CUTLERY ON TABLE

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Joshua! I am trying to s...

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Sorry.

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Clear that up. I'm trying to sleep! Thank you.

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Ow!

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Cheers for the lift, yeah.

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Hold on, Josh, wait. Yoo-hoo! I've got your Valentine's card!

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Hiya.

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-No, I didn't, OK?

-Didn't what?

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Get any Valentine's cards, so stop going on about it!

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The only reason Shelby Turner got three was cos of that photo

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of her in Manchester airport with Kim Walsh.

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That's, like, totally cheating,

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she probably didn't even go to Portugal anyway.

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Who did this? Whose brain is so miniscule they thought,

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"I know what Molly would like, a bit of strawberry flavoured soap

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"and a teddy bear with a T shirt on saying 'give me a hug'"?!

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Who was it?!

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Yo, windsock!

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What's up?

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Er, nothing. Just a couple of things. Definitely some stuff.

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Guess what I've got.

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-A dirty nappy?

-Hilarious.

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Hairs on the palm of your hands?

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Wrong and wrong.

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I have got a bra in my pocket.

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Shut up!

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I found it in my cello case. Someone must have put it in on the bus.

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Yeah, or it's just your mum's.

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Or your dad's.

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Oh, yeah? Then why has it come with this?

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"Dear Ryan, I think you're gorgeous."

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"Meet me at the Valentine's Ball and let me snog your luscious lips."

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Oh, right, this is another one of your wind-ups, yeah?

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Who, me? No! It's not even my handwriting!

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And anyway, we made a solemn vow not to wind each other up this year.

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And since when have you ever stuck to a promise?

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Ryan! I swear on my grandmother's grave I did not write that letter.

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Cool! I've got a secret admirer!

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Where are you going?

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Check my hair.

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Yes! The Ash-Master strikes again! I can't believe he swallowed it.

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I can't believe that you just swore on your grandmother's grave

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that you didn't write that letter.

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I didn't write it. I got the Rickster to do it.

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So, what was it? Three bananas.

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£10!

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Five bananas.

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No, £10.

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You're a hard man to please.

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Goodbye, my love.

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COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS

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Hey, Mel. Oooh, that's horrible.

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Sorry. Trying to find a band for the Valentine's Ball tomorrow night.

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I thought you had one booked.

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I did. Apparently they got big in Norway

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and they're doing a tour of the fjords instead.

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Well, there must be loads of bands out there.

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There are. They're just not very good.

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-Morning!

-Ow!

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Everything all right, Dennis?

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Yeah, I was just giving Miss Poppy a hand finding a replacement band.

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Oh, dear. I wonder if it's all a little bit too much,

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you organising this ball on your own?

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I'll have a word with the school council.

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No. I can do it, I'll find a band.

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No, really. I'm sure they'll only be too glad to help.

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Sorry.

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Charlotte, hey, how you doing? Just wondering if the words

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"luscious lips" meant anything to you?

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What?

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Misha! I may as well come straight out and say it.

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Did you leave your bra in my cello case?

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Seriously?

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I'll take that as a no then. Great!

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-How's it going?

-Really well.

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I've already managed to eliminate over 50 girls from my enquiries,

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which means...

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You're not very good with the ladies.

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No, which means I'm 50 girls closer to finding out who wrote that letter.

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Yeah.

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It wasn't you, was it, Ash?

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No.

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Final answer?

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Final answer.

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Thank you.

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So, the Valentine's Ball.

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Mr Bell said you were struggling, Miss.

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Not struggling, no. Erm, it's fine, really.

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Don't worry, Miss.

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Here's a risk assessment, security plan,

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emergency evacuation procedure.

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Good, well, this all looks very impressive, but I don't think

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we need to get too het up on the health and safety implications.

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Were you at the Valentine's Ball last year?

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The music was above recommended levels!

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There were people kissing in the fire lanes!

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Well, you can't stop people kissing, can you?

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Yo, Josh!

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Whoops! Wasn't interrupting, was I?

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Josh, wait... I've got something to show you!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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That's my tune! How d'you get my tune?

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You left your MP3 player.

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And did I also leave a little note saying,

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"Hey Dexter, feel free to take my MP3 player

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"and tamper with my music without my permission?"

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I was only trying to help. Sorry.

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Those keyboards, they were pretty cool, how do you do 'em?

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# Oh, my days what is this Horrible feeling?

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# So frightening, disturbing, Unappealing

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# It's a nightmare, Entirely messed up

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# I think I admire Dexter!

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# Those sounds he was tapping

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# That was kinda sick, man, How has this happened?!

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# And I never saw it coming

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# But everything changed In a moment of drumming

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# He was always geeky, Annoying and uncool

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# Now, well, he's geeky, Annoying and uncool

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# But to bring it into balance

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# I can't deny, man, the guy's got talent

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# Who'd have thought that In one of the stupidest teachers

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# Deep down there was A musical genius?

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# I know that me and him Were never too tight

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# But I'll be honest, I'm seeing him in a new light

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# Now I know this shouldn't happen

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# Back to back me playing, Him rapping

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# It feels so wrong

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# Yet it feels so right

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# And I'm seeing you in a new light, Why?

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# You can call me crazy

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# But I'm looking at Josh in a different way lately

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# Most nicknames he gives Are derogative

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# Big ego, big mouth, lotta lip

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# Cheating, scheming, impetuous

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# Cheeky, sneaky and rebellious

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# Doesn't give half the care That he should give

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# But deep, deep down, He's a good kid!

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# And he has a natural talent

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# For which he does show An actual passion

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# I know that me and him Were never too tight

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# But I'll be honest I'm seeing him in a new light

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# Now I know this shouldn't happen

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# Back to back me playing, Him rapping

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# Feels so wrong

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# Yet it feels so right

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# And I'm seeing you in a new light Why?

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# Now I know this shouldn't happen

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# Back to back me playing Him rapping

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# Feels so wrong

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# Yet it feels so right

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# And I'm seeing you In a new light. #

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Wow.

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That was pretty cool.

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Yeah.

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What you doing after school?

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We can ask to borrow some instruments. Take them home.

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Yeah.

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Although I got a lot of marking to do. And detention, of course.

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Can you not just cancel that or something?

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I don't think Mr Bell would approve!

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I left my bag in here.

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Yeah, well, I'd best be getting off anyway. See you later, alligator!

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Yo, Josh!

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Where were you all lunch?

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Yeah, what, yeah, just stuff, man, just stuff.

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OK...

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Yeah, anyway, what's Ryan doing, hm?

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He's checking all the books

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to see whose handwriting matches that letter!

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Ash.

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A little job for you. Can you hand these out around the class?

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Do I look like Postman Pat?

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What is this?

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New rules for the Valentine's Ball. Just make sure everyone gets one.

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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You not in detention, mate?

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Er, no. Laters.

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Hey, Chloe!

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Shove off, Cello-dweeb.

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Right, thanks.

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Which leaves only... Natalie?!

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-Walk on the left, Ryan.

-Sorry.

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Yeah.

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Good luck with that one, mate!

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Hey, Dex.

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Sorry, can't stop, Josh, I need to get to Four O'clock Club.

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What, you mean you haven't heard?

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And you're sure there isn't a single person in detention?

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Yeah, it's like some kind of school record.

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Maybe I should check with Mr Bell.

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No, no, no.

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Put me on to your manager!

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I mean, why ask him?

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When I phone up and I say I want things done, I get things done!

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Come on!

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I'm the headmaster of the school!

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Right, let's go.

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OK, Josh. What's your hurry?

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What? Nah, I'm just keen to get home, man,

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You know, start jamming and stuff!

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"Four O'Clock Club cancelled. Love, Mr Harris."

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Urgh, gross!

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So we can all go home?

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Yeah.

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Or we could play chase the cello!

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Oi!

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Oh, that's super. Yeah, I'll let you know.

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Mel, I've just got you a band!

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What?

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And not just any band, oh, no.

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I have just been on the phone to Soft Focus!

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They had a big hit in '83.

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# Love is a dangerous thing

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# Makes a grown man cry And a crocodile sing... #

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Want me to carry on?

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If you think that's going to help.

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Well, anyway, the saxophonist is a pretty good

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personal friend of mine,

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and the long and short of it is they are available tomorrow night.

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Shall I tell them to be here at seven?

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Ummm... Thanks!

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If I still haven't managed to book a band by tomorrow morning

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I will give them a call.

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I see. Well, let's just hope they're not booked up by then.

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What is going on here?!

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Why are you not in detention?

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Mr Harris left us a note saying detention was cancelled.

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He did what?

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I asked him if I could borrow that lot to help with decorations.

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Inside.

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Well done, Agness.

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Oh, Molly.

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It's my black heart, Miss.

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No, lower. No, higher! Ryan, it's important we get this right!

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-Is it?

-Of course it is.

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The Valentine's Ball is the highlight of the school year.

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Did you get my letter?

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Your letter?

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The one about kissing and so on.

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-That was you?

-Who else would it have been?

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I don't know. I just didn't realise you felt so strongly.

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Well, I do. And I hope you feel the same!

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Yeah! Yeah, I do!

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So. Nerdy Natalie, eh?

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Maybe not so nerdy after all.

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How are you so sure it's her?

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She told me! She just straight out owned up!

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What?

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She can't have!

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Ready?

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Sure. We're just going to grab a coffee.

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See you later!

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# And I guess that I all I really hope is for a place

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# In your world

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Sorry. Too much?

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Just a tad.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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You know that letter?

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Ryan only thinks Natalie wrote it, the muppet!

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Nice one!

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So, can I come in?

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Nah, I'm just having a quiet night in with my mum.

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DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC PLAYS

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Yo, easy on the drum 'n' bass!, Mum.

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It's not your mum in there is it?

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No.

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It's your girlfriend.

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Girlfriend?

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I'm not stupid, Josh.

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That's why you been sneaking off all the lunchtimes.

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You've got a girlfriend, haven't you?

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Yeah.

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So, can I meet her?

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-Ash!

-What?

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It's Andress, isn't it?! Andress is your girlfriend!

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-No, it isn't!

-Of course it is!

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-No, it is not!

-It is...

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No! No! Bye!

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Oi!

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-Who was that?

-Just Ash.

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Should have invited him in. Play him what we've done.

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Yeah.

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Why not?

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Guess I'm just a bit embarrassed.

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Embarrassed! You have nothing to be embarrassed about!

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These songs are great. They deserve an audience.

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No, I didn't... Yeah, I guess so, yeah.

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How was coffee with Natalie?

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Yeah, really good.

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-Hey, Ryan!

-Hey, Nat!

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-Shall we walk to our lockers together?

-Yeah, sure.

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Er, Ryan!

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Just a minute.

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I know she's not my type.

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But you should have seen what she put in that letter.

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She didn't write the letter, you 'nana!

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Look, I understand that you might feel jealous...

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Of you and Nerdy Natalie?!

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Well, at least I'll be getting a snog tonight.

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But you won't, Ryan.

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£10 says I will.

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All right.

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-Done.

-You have been!

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Loser!

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-Come on, Natalie.

-Hey, Ricky.

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Fancy walking to our lockers together?

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Hey, Rachel.

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Hey, Josh.

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Thanks for the card.

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Sorry about Dexter.

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No worries.

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So, I guess I'll see you at the ball tonight?

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Yeah.

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Come on then, who is she?

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Who?

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Your girlfriend!

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Oh, she's not my girlfriend, I don't have one.

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Oh, my gosh, your pants are so on fire, you fibulator!

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Ash already told us he was round your house and you were all like,

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"No, you can't come in, because I'm with my girlfriend, so dish."

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What's her problem?

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Is that your girlfriend?

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She's not any more, is she?

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Thanks.

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Why weren't you at detention last night?

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There was no detention last... Josh.

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I had to lie to Mr Bell for you!

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Sorry. But I think it might just have been worth it!

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Ta-dah!

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What's that?

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What's what? Oh, this! It's the answer to all your problems!

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Hey, Rachel.

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Rachel...

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She don't want to talk to you, creep.

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Look, I don't have a girlfriend, yeah.

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So how come all your friends think you do?

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You want the truth, then fine. I wasn't chilling with a girl.

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I was jamming with Mr Harris.

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You're in a band with a teacher?!

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-Hey, is Andress on the drums?

-No.

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-Is Ding-Dong on the triangle?

-No.

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Hey, you should play assembly!

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Look! We're not a band, yeah!

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Hey partner! How you diddly-doing?!

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Josh, wait! Guess what?! I've got us a gig!

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What?

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And we won't even have to travel! It's here! At the school! Tonight!

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Are you crazy?

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I know it's a bit little soon.

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But don't be embarrassed of your songs, they're great!

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It's not the songs I'm embarrassed about!

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# Oh, OK, I get it "Dexter isn't cool enough"

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# You should've said it

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# It's not as if I haven't Heard it before

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# Josh is not the first, There are 30 or more

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# And it's always been the same

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# Have some fun and games, Get to know each other's names

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# Things are going well till I tell That I fish with a little net

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# In a rock pool Suddenly I'm not cool

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# Is it my fault I'm well spoken?

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# And passionate about preventing fossil erosion?

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# Oh, and I guess I'm not "The Man" If I've got 172 scout badges

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# It doesn't matter what I do As an adult

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# I could see the world Using first class travel

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# Be a millionaire, have a mansion With a pool

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# But in my heart, I know I'll never be cool

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# I shouldn't feel bad, It isn't my fault

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# I'm not the King of Cool I didn't invent the rules

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# But maybe you could Call me the Prince

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# Got the swag I was born with I guess I just been cool ever since

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# Don't hang with geeks, There's a risk of infection

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# OK, I know, Ryan is an exception

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# But I guess I mean Nerdy grow-ups specifically

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# Bad enough I got an actual teacher Who lives with me

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# I learnt the rules and That's why I know the basics

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# You can kill your cool Simply by association

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# Think it's rule one, You best know this

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# Cool kids and teachers Just don't mix

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# They're another species Who'll never be the greatest

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# Not natural, They're genetically mutated

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# Speech and the dress sense? Always regrettable

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# The BO alone means they'll Never be cool.

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# Thought this time was different, I thought I'd found a big mate

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# Who didn't mind that I like Harpsichords and Kendal Mint Cake

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# But I guess I'll be Forever the fool

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# He knows and I know that I will Never be cool

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# Thought this might be different The tunes we made were sick

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# But he's a knitwear lover Don't wanna take the mick

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# Just being honest, me and Dexter Playing to the school?

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# There's no chance we could Ever be cool. #

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What do you mean they're not coming?

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I thought they were friends of yours.

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-I can't make them come, can I?

-Yes, you can!

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I've just had to tell Ding-Dong

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I wasn't going to book his favourite band.

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I have covered up for you so many times! I've lied for you!

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I've risked my job for you!

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You're going to make them come, do you understand?

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Is it me, or is it a bit smoky in here?

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No!

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Josh, please! I'm begging you!

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-No.

-All right, fine, I'll do the gig on my own.

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What without me?

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Yeah, why not? There's this new song I've been working on called "Josh".

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-You want to hear it?

-No.

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# Hey, Josh, you think you're So clever and cool

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# Well you won't be cool When they're singing this in school

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# Hey Josh you're gonna be So embarrassed

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# When I tell 'em how you Jammed with Mr Harris. #

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-Fine, I'll do it!

-Yes!

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On one condition.

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So this is nice.

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Yeah, it's all right, isn't it!

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Maybe we should hit the dance floor.

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Yeah, get the mosh-pit started!

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I meant Natalie.

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Oh, right, sorry.

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Is he always this stupid?

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Who, Ash? Yeah.

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All right, I'm going.

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But you're the stupid one, if you think you'll get a snog off her.

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Ash!

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What's he on about?

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Ignore him. He's jealous.

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He'd have loved to have got that letter from you.

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-What, the one about the kissing?

-Yeah.

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Well, he did. I gave one to everyone.

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What?

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It's the same rule for everyone, Ryan. No kissing in the fire lanes.

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Or anywhere else, ideally.

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Sorry, I'm a bit confused.

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The letter you left with your bra in my cello case.

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What?

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You didn't leave this letter?

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No!

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What about this?

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No, I didn't!

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-Oh, right. So there's no chance of a snog, then?

-Ryan!

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-Oh, go on. I've got this bet with Ash.

-Forget it!

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So, where are they?

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You and Josh? You're the band?

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For one night only.

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Oh don't worry, that suits me fine!

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Apparently I'm too embarrassing for Josh to be seen with live on stage.

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So I'm going to be playing the keyboard in the backroom.

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Hey, I have an idea. How about I just lift all the heavy stuff?

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Oh, shut up!

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-You're still be OK to play, right?

-Yeah.

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I did try and warn you, mate.

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Thanks.

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Wait, if it's not Natalie,

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that means my secret admirer's still out there somewhere.

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Ryan, I wrote the letter, you ninny!

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Or rather, Ricky did.

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Oh, great, yeah, let's all laugh at Ryan. Brilliant.

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This is so typical! You are so selfish!

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I'm doing you a favour here!

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-Oh, yeah! By hiding me away, like the Elephant Man!

-Whoever!

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OK, break it up. It's time. You're on!

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Last time, Josh!

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OK, it's time for some live music.

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He's young, he's fresh, he's supercool!

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Give it up for the amazing J Hyphen!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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Where's the smoke?

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# ..Get this strange feeling Whenever you walk by me

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# To make it worse, I'm not even Sure that you want to know

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# It kinda feels like a hammer To the funnybone...

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# ..then I end up Running home

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# Hey, you over there Why don't you come closer, yeah

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# Coz I know I'm kinda rude And I'm not supposed to stare

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# Didn't even know your name

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# Yeah it's true, I'm so ashamed

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This is a disaster!

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# And I hope we're both the same...

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# In your world, in your world

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# In your world, In your world, girl

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HE COUGHS

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# I got so, so close, girl And now I'm... #

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MUSIC STOPS

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HE COUGHS

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Well, don't just stand there!

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Evacuate!

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BELL RINGS

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It's fine, it's just the smoke machine.

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Can everyone just walk, please, walk calmly!

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-I'm not sure it was necessary to evacuate the

-entire

-school.

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Rules are rules, I'm afraid, Miss Poppy.

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It's a pity about the music though. I thought it was going rather well.

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Really?

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Yeah, it's wonderful to see one of our more "challenged" pupils

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doing something more positive.

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Just a pity Mr Harris chose to ruin it.

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Whatever we feel about Dexter's contribution,

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he is currently still a teacher at this school.

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So you're saying he won't be for much longer?

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No, wait! It wasn't his fault.

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What you on about Carter Hyphen thingy thing?

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He totally just ruined your music!

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No, he didn't. He was the one playing the music. I was miming.

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-You mean all that fancy stuff was him?

-Yes.

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Wow, get you, Mr Harris. Pretty cool!

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Thank you.

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And, as for you Josh, I'm disappointed.

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I never thought you'd be a fake.

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All right, everyone, back inside!

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Thank you.

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Yeah, no problem.

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Maybe it'll be better if you joined me on stage next time!

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What do you mean next time?

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# In your world, in your world

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# In your world now. #

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Yo, fish face.

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Bulb features.

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Spam trap.

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Pant flap.

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Knicker brain.

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Bum skull.

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Guff sniffer.

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Snot licker.

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Dandruff flicker.

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Armpit whiffer.

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Smelly slipper.

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Toe-nail clipper.

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Wee-wee dripper.

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Eugh!

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Yes.

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You are so annoying!

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And you owe me a tenner.

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You are joking.

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A bet's a bet, Ryan.

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BOTH: Giggedy!

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# In your world, in your world

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# In your world, girl. #

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APPLAUSE

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So it's true, then? You are in a band with Mr Harris.

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Well, it's more a loose arrangement that we had.

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Well, I guess I'd better go.

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Yeah, unless you want to go and grab a burger or something?

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Yeah.

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All packed and ready to go!

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Actually, we were just about to go for a burger...

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Great! Where we going?

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I might.. er...

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Yeah.

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But call me?

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Yeah.

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Right. I'm having a triple bacon burger with cheese,

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and you're paying.

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-I think someone likes you!

-Shut up!

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Sorry.

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