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# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much To handle?

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# What d'you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo

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# You should stay It can change

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# There's good days And bad days

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# But one day down the line This time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now 4 o'clock. #

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# Just hear those Sleigh bells jingling

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-# Ring-ding-a-ding-a-ling, too

-Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a ding dong ding

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# It's lovely weather for A sleigh ride together with you

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling you

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy and cosy are we

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# Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a Ding dong ding

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# We'll snuggle up together like Two birds of a feather... #

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-MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

-Christmas is cancelled.

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As are all celebrations of any kind.

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Following the Project Zenith incident...

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we feel it isn't worth risking offence

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by favouring any one festival over another.

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-I'm glad I'm not the one who's got to break that news to the kids.

-Mr Harris.

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Mr Bell would like you to announce it to the students.

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-STUDENTS BOO

-And so, December at Elmsbury will be

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an ordinary month with no celebrations of any kind.

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No Christmas? This place is well evil.

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It's like a flipping damage factory.

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Scrooge! Scrooge!

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PUPILS ALL CHANT: Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge!

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Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge!

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Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge! Scrooge!

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I mean, even for a fish-bag like Bell, this is totally hairy.

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He can't do this. Christmas is literally the best thing ever.

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It's like Easter and my birthday had a baby,

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and it grew up to have magic powers.

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Christmas should be special.

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It's a time to forget your worries, and do nice stuff for people.

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We should fight back. Launch a guerrilla campaign.

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Why do you always talk about monkeys? What's that got to do with Christmas?

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He means we fight back in secret.

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Yeah. They can't do this to us. We should take a stand.

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Re-decorate the corridors with tinsel, holly...

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-..And mistletoe!

-Eurgh!

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We could play Christmas music over the school PA.

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Cover the playground in fake snow.

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-Shove an elf in Bell's office.

-Who's with me?

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-EXCITED:

-Yeah!

-That'd be well good.

-Yeah!

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I am too... If anyone's interested.

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School is my one chance to go big over Christmas.

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Mum doesn't like the mess.

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Last year all I got was a briefcase and a whiteboard. NERVOUS CHUCKLE

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I say we fight back.

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Ba-doink! See that, ladies and gentlemen, was Ryan becoming a man.

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You're being very quiet.

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Yeah, I think you'll have to count me out of this one.

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-Get a load of this. The Christmas chicken's come early.

-You mean Christmas turkey.

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You saying I'm a turkey? YOU'RE a turkey.

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You're a turkey stuffed with turkey eggs from Turkey.

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Yeah, it is a real country. I saw it on a poster.

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Look, I just can't afford to get in trouble all right about now.

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Have you and Ryan swapped bodies? Is that what's going on here?

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No. My mum's promised me a mixing desk for Christmas.

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So I can't afford to put a foot wrong between now and the big day.

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You heard how disappointed the kids were when I told them

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we wouldn't be celebrating anything. They seem to think it's my fault.

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Then they'll have to celebrate in private, like the rest of us.

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But, sir, we're not even singing Christmas carols.

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And singing might bring us together as a community

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..and stop me getting abused in the playground.

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You look full of the festive spirit.

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Careful the Grinch doesn't catch you.

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Actually, the Grinch, Mr Bell, just agreed to let me write a song for the end-of-term assembly.

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I thought he'd banned all celebrations.

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The song can't include any specific faith.

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And the point of that is...?

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So it doesn't exclude or offend anyone.

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Ooh, maybe I could write a song about New Year?

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Is that the Christian New Year, or the Islamic New Year,

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or the Chinese New Year...?

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OK. I've made a massive mistake, haven't I?

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Night, Dex.

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Oh - Nathan! You nearly gave me a heart attack.

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-I didn't think you were back till tomorrow.

-Mel...

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Carter? What are you doing down there?

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Well... I was doing my shoelaces.

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Well, do them up somewhere else.

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You're an ex-teacher. And you're a fire hazard.

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Yeah, but... Mel...

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-Do you want to grab some dinner?

-Yeah. I'm glad you're back.

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Byron used to be a head teacher.

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There's no way he's working as a department store Father Christmas.

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Yeah, but imagine if the rumour's true, though.

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That'd be better than chips.

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If it is Byron, can you ask him what he did

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with that calculator he took off me in year seven?

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That's the plan, Rudolph.

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Look who it is... The Ghost of Christmas Chickening Out.

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-What are you doing here?

-Just looking at some presents.

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I saw this really nice mixing desk earlier.

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We're off to go and see Santa. Do you want to come?

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Sitting on some old guy's knee ain't exactly my idea of a good time.

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Trust me - you're going to want to see this.

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You're sure it's Bogoff?

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Ash seems pretty confident. Says he heard it from a dinner lady.

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And then I need a replacement controller because I had a nightmare

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and threw my other one at the cat in my sleep and it broke, so, err...

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DVD box set of America's Craziest Monkeys, and a kazoo...

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-How old did you say you were again?

-Eight.

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What are you two doing here? Aren't you a bit big for Father Christmas?

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Ash is in there. Apparently they got Bogoff to be their Santa.

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-Who's Bogoff?

-Our old headmaster.

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How can your old headmaster be Father Christmas?

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-They always hire old...

-Josh, shut-up.

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Well, the real Father Christmas has helpers doesn't he, Josh?

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Yes! Thank you, Ryan. That's who's in there.

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It's almost as good as meeting the real thing.

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You told us we were meeting the real Father Christmas.

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-It is the real one.

-Why did you say it wasn't?

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Because...

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Father Christmas is actually sick.

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-Is he going to die?

-No. No. It's not like that.

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He just threw up in his beard.

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Santa's sick?! Santa's sick!

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-Oh brilliant.

-Thanks a lot, Josh. Some treat this has turned out to be.

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-Oh, come on...

-Watch out!

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CRASH!

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It's not him, lads.

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-Joshua!

-HE SIGHS

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-My arms hurt.

-I said you had to carry those without complaining.

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It's the least you can do for Agness after what happened.

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Don't worry, Mrs Carter. It'll take more than Josh to ruin Christmas.

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-Oh, no.

-Stay here.

-What's happened?

-Nothing. Just stay.

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Agness, don't... Agness, no!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, love!

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They even took the tree.

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I don't want Louis, Marcia or Sidney to find out about this.

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Swear to me, Josh, you won't tell anyone until I am ready.

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# Now I'm a bit confused Why wouldn't you want to share

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# This particular news?

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# When everybody knows How hard she's had it

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# Why not get the sympathy That you need?

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# Don't understand it Cos Agness

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# She's been up against it For a while

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# Raising each sibling Like a mother with a child

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# Now they've lost everything

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# It's just tragic

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# Kinda snuffed out Any Christmas magic

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# And now the fact that it happened She won't even mention?

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# I'd be milking every bit of Generous attention

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# Like my broken ankle Healed in six weeks but

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# I had Mum and Nathan serving me for three months

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# There I was, injured Thinking what a pain this'd be

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# But it was great they waited on me hand and foot - literally!

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# If I was Agness I'd tell anyone Who'd listen

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# Maybe I should tell on her behalf With no permission?

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# Maybe... Hmm, but then On second thoughts

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# Someone else's decision Wrong or right, is never yours

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# Fact is, Agness wants it To be a secret

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# I gotta respect that choice And try and keep it

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# Nah - this ain't my one to call

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# This one is bigger than me And that's all

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# So don't tell anyone Don't tell anyone

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# Don't tell anyone Don't tell anyone

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# Nah - this ain't my one to call

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# This one is bigger than me And that's all

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# So don't tell anyone Don't tell anyone

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# Don't tell anyone Don't tell anyone. #

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What's heart of palm? It says "heart of palm salad".

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I've never even heard of heart of palm. What are you having?

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-I dunno. Steak.

-Do I want steak?

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I don't know. Look, Mel, can I just...

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-Nathan, are you OK?

-Yeah... No... I'm fine.

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I erm...

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Mel... OK.

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Oh my flipping flip-flop shop! Mr Carter!

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-Hey, Zoe-Marie.

-What are you two doing here?

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Well, we just came out for a private meal together.

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That's what we're doing! Me, Mum and Dad and Deano.

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Hiya, babe, you all right? Hiya, you all right?

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I wanted to go to go to Peri Nice Chicken,

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but they were like, "Too spicy. Grandma won't like it".

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Then Grandma's cat swallowed a key, but we still had to come to this dive.

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And the sauce comes in mild, hot, and blow your flipping mouth off.

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It's, like, totally ruining my life. So, how are you?

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Agness' mum was at the hospital having a check-up when it happened.

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Poor Agness. She doesn't need that on top of everything else.

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There we go. Lock's all sorted.

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Now that I'm moving out, I want to be sure you're both safe.

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SHE GASPS

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Oh, Dexter. I'm going to miss you.

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And I'm finally going to get my room back.

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We've had fun, haven't we?

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That's one word for it.

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Come here, man.

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Well... This is it. Bye, then.

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Good luck in your new place, Dex.

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See you at school tomorrow.

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Oh, I'm making lasagne if you want some after work.

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Ooh, lovely!

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And I'm finally getting my room all back to myself.

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Hello! Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it...

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Hello, bruv.

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Nathan! I thought you weren't coming home until tomorrow!

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Well, wanted it to be a surprise didn't I?

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Plus, I couldn't wait to share a room with my little brother again.

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Eh? Hmm? Huh?

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Well, nice to see you, too(!)

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-Are you ready?

-Ready.

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Bingo.

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SONG: 'Merry Christmas Everybody' by Slade

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# Are you hanging up Your stockings on your wall?

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# It's the time that every Santa has a ball

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# So here it is merry Christmas...#

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I've looked, Zoe-Marie and it's not here.

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You better check lost property cos I am certain it's there,

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cos Shelby Turner saw this kid in year eight hand it in,

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so have a look right now and hand it over. You have definitely got it,

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so stop trying to keep it for yourself, you flippin' tea leaf!

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No. Wrong.

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-Completely wrong.

-You don't like any of it?

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It's not a question of like, Mr Harris.

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Sir, I was up half the night writing those lyrics.

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"Snow, snowmen" - no. "Feasting" - I don't think so.

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"Twinkling lights" - no. "Holly" - no, no, no.

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Here, sing this.

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Sir, this doesn't make sense any more.

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"The year... of things...

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"When things happen... During the time of... however..."

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Well, you're the music teacher. Make it work.

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Yes, sir.

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Also, I've got the school governors coming to the assembly on Friday.

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And I can't risk them, or anyone else, being offended.

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DISTANT MUSIC FROM PA SYSTEM

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CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS ON PA SYSTEM

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Did you do this?

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Did you do this? Stop looking at them!

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Stop looking at the Christmas things!

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# Ding Dong...! #

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Wasn't me.

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I want it all cleaned up. Every last bit.

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And somebody turn off this music off!

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Don't add to my problems. Right! Out of my way...

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No to Christmas!

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No! What are you looking at?

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Stop enjoying Christmas!

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Good work, team.

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I lost my mask! What if Bell traces it back to us?

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My DNA is all over it.

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This is why I shouldn't get involved. I'm not cut out for mischief.

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-Chill out, you big yellow Henry.

-MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

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Ding Dong's onto us. What do we do now?

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We keep going.

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-Yeah. Put up decorations faster than he can take them down.

-Hey...

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Don't think you can come over and surf on our success.

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I just came to say well done, all right?

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I just saw Bell flipping his nut over a Christmas tree so...

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You were meant to help put the banner up.

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I don't want to be a part of this any more.

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-It's like a chicken farm round here.

-I'm not chickening out.

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-So why aren't you going to help us?

-Haven't you heard?

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Christmas is cancelled.

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Sometimes Christmas stresses people out.

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# And I'm the only one that knows

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# The truth with Agness I wonder if it shows?

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# I wish that I could tell The others

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# But I made a promise to her to be true

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# I gotta keep it undercover

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# And what bugs me About that is I can tell

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# If I'm the only one who knows I'm the only one who can help

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# And I don't want to get her Feelings hurt ever

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# But one thing's for sure They all deserve better

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# And that's not my only problem

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# Got my best friends Fighting for Christmas

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# And Bell tryin' to stop 'em

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# But with the chance of my dream Gift coming so soon, though

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# I'm only looking out For numero uno

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# Maybe in December That's the wrong way to be living

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# After all, 'tis the season That's about giving

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# And what am I giving To the ones who mean the most?

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# Not much, matter of fact I've been a joke!

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# What kind of friend am I?

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# Standing by watching my best mates All heroically try

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# To bring a bit of festive cheer You know what?

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# It's the best bit of the year And I've SO got

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# To save Christmas Forget plans for me

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# Save it for Agness and her family

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# Save it for all the kids In my clique

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# Just, just, yeah, that's it! Save Christmas!

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# Save Christmas Forget plans for me

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# Save it for Agness and her family

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# Save it for all the kids In my clique

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# Just, just, yeah, that's it! Save Christmas! #

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OK, I've just written a new set of lyrics. I've highlighted your verses.

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Let me play it through first.

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Thanks, guys for volunteering for this, it means a lot.

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Here we go.

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HALTING PIANO AND STILTED LYRICS # Lemme tell you bout December

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# It comes from the Roman word "Decem," meaning ten!

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# Cos there were only ten months In a Roman year

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# Before they added two more

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# The Anglo Saxons called it "Yule Monath"

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# Cos that was the time You'd burn a yule log off

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# So many things happen In December

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# Partly why it's such A month to remember!

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# It's the darkest month If you're at the North

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# But if you're southern hemisphere Then it's sunny and warm

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# These are some fascinating Ups and downs Of December

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# I wish we had it all year round

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# December, yeah It's after November

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# Oooh, December

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# Yeah, sounds a bit like September

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# But it's not, it's December. #

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What do you think?

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It's going to be a disaster. I need help.

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Its fine, sir. You don't have to change a thing. It's perfect.

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Well, it was all right.

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Whatever he comes up with, we'll write our own lyrics.

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We'll write the most Christmassy Christmas song that's ever Christmassed.

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And that's what we'll really sing in assembly.

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-Hey.

-What do you want?

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OK... This is kind of embarrassing, but...

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Look, if you're going to ask me out...

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No. Look, Agness, I was just throwing some stuff out,

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and I thought you might like it for you,

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your brothers and sister seen as you have nothing to open.

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There's not much in there.

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Just a baseball cap, some action figures, a board game,

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even my mum's old Spanish toilet roll doll.

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-You didn't have to do this.

-Come on, man...

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It was the least I could do,

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especially after you guys had your presents stolen.

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-Our presents were stolen?

-When were our presents stolen?

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-You idiot, Josh!

-Agness, I thought you'd have told them by now.

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Will you leave us alone, and stop ruining what's left of our Christmas?

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-I was just trying to help.

-I don't need your help, and I don't need your junk.

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Hey! This isn't junk, man.

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This is not junk! This hat cost me 25 quid.

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..When it was new.

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I was just trying to help, man, and I fell like I just made everything worse.

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Yeah, well... It sucks when you're trying to do the right thing,

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and it doesn't get appreciated.

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How many times did Byron flip his nut when I started running the 4 O'Clock Club?

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Yeah, but bruv, at the start you had no idea what you were doing.

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You were flapping around like a pigeon in a bread bin.

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The point is, if you start out meaning well,

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then it's always going to end well. Most of the time.

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Well, I hope you're right.

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What is this, anyway? Arts and crafts hour?

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It's a Christmas cracker. It's a special present. For a special person.

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Oh! For me?!

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For Mel.

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Bruv, is that a ring?

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Are you proposing to Miss Poppy?

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-Look, do not say a word. OK?

-Bruv, that's amazing!

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I'm just waiting for the right moment.

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You know, I want it to feel really magical.

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With that?

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-Maybe I should try something else.

-Mmm.

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Mashed potato powder. What's that for?

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-Ash!

-Let it snow!

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I don't want people thinking I've got dandruff.

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There's already a rumour going around that I'm scared of dolphins.

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But you are scared of dolphins.

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Yeah, because... It's that sound they make.

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And the fact they always look like they're smiling at you. It's creepy.

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You got to tell them. They've written words for the song.

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-What? Why have you done that?

-I thought we were all doing it.

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No. I'm meant to be writing the words, tinsel troll!

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Ash said WE were writing new Christmas lyrics. We - all of us.

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And by "we" I meant "me", obviously. Have you read these?

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They're absolutely wicked.

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"Christmas it is really ace.

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"We're shoving our Christmas in your face..."

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Oi! You can't do that! I spent 20 minutes on them!

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-You can't do that, you ghost of Christmas cuss!

-Can, and did.

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We don't need a Christmas song that disses Shelby Turner every line.

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Dissing Shelby Turner is well Christmassy!

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What is the meaning of this fracas?!

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I see.

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And how very predictable.

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What's wrong with you guys, man?

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Bell busted us. Christmas is cancelled.

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My mum's going to ground me until next Christmas.

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Too bad.

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I was really looking forward to seeing Bell explode, you know?

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Would've been the best Christmas present ever.

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Thank you, everyone.

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And welcome to the last assembly of term.

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To mark the December break, and nothing more,

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we have a little treat for you.

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Dexter Harris?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thanks. This is just a little something I put together

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with an old friend.

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I think you might know him.

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HE PLAYS BASSLINE

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PUPILS CLAP IN TIME

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PIANO STARTS

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CHEERING

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-# You know it's that time of year

-Christmas extravaganza!

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# That you want all your friends and family near

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# Matunda ya Kwanzaa!

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-# Whatever you believe

-Hanukkah, Ramadan

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-# Your culture or your creed

-Feliz Navidad!

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# It's all about being Together, together, together

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# Yep, I'm including everyone Spreading goodwill to men and women

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# It ain't never done we should Do it all year round but it's nice

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# To have a couple weeks In the winter to remind us

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# Kindness should always be something that we celebrate

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# Tell a mate to tell a mate Never mind whatever faith

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# Be it Muslim, Jewish, Rastafarian Hindu, Pagan, Buddhist, vegetarian

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# Maybe you pray to Mother Nature to get by

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# Maybe you believe in The force of the Jedi

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# This is a time for giving And receiving

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# Even if you have Nothing to believe in

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# It's still precious Nobody should damage this

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# Not even heads of Educational establishments

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# Get your jingle bells Wave 'em in the sky

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# And Ding Dong - Try being merrily on high

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-# You know it's that time of year

-Christmas extravaganza!

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# That you want all your Friends and family near

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-# Matunda ya Kwanzaa!

-Whatever you believe

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-# Hanukkah, Ramadan

-Your culture or your creed

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# Feliz Navidad!

0:23:430:23:44

# It's all about being Together, together, together

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-# You know it's that time of year

-It's Christmas again!

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# That you want all your Friends and family near

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-# Joyeux Noel if you're French

-Whatever you believe

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-# You ain't gotta eat turkey

-Your culture or your creed

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# If it's offensive to birdies

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# It's all about being Together, together, together. #

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-Dexter Harris, ladies and gents!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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HE PLAYS FINAL FLOURISH ON PIANO

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That's beautiful. Sorry for hijacking your assembly.

0:24:220:24:27

I know I don't really belong at Elmsbury any more.

0:24:270:24:32

-He doesn't!

-But, erm...

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So much has happened to me here, I just thought that...

0:24:340:24:38

Well, basically I thought I could only do this

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in front of all of you. So erm...

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-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Mel...

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..will you marry me?

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Yes! Of course I will. Yes!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Sorry about that, mate -

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you're going to have two teachers in the family now.

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OK, look I'm about to tell you a secret

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that I promised I wouldn't tell.

0:25:190:25:22

-Josh! You can't break a promise.

-Course he can!

0:25:220:25:26

Look, out Christmas is back on, but there's still one friend

0:25:260:25:29

who needs their Christmas saving.

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Happy Christmas! Oh, more dolls!

0:25:310:25:37

I love it. Thank you very much.

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-Oh, my days!

-Is it the right one?

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-DOORBELL

-Who's that on Christmas morning?

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-I won't be long.

-Hang on. Hang on. Where are you going?

0:25:450:25:49

Some secret stuff. Thanks for my presents, though, yeah?

0:25:490:25:53

-Joshua!

-Love ya! Bye.

0:25:530:25:56

-It's Christmas morning!

-I know. That kid...

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TV: # We all do love Christmas No doubt about that... #

0:25:590:26:04

KNOCK AT DOOR

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Agness? Agness? Come to the door, man,

0:26:050:26:09

-I know you're there. Agness!

-KNOCKING CONTINUES

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Merry Christmas, Agness! Merry Christmas, Louis and Marcia.

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How come I had to wear the child-sized costume!?

0:26:230:26:26

It's Christmas, Ryan. Don't be so elfish.

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Get it? It's like SELFISH. But he's an ELF!

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-SANTA:

-Merry Christmas, everybody!

0:26:340:26:36

I knew he would never forget us.

0:26:390:26:43

The caretaker went a bit overboard on that costume.

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And this one's for you, Louis.

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-CAR HORN BEEPS

-I think you'll find this is just what you wanted.

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Sorry I'm late. Overslept. Can't leave till I've had my bacon roll.

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-Have you got the thing you promised?

-Yeah, but...

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My nephew is going to love this thing.

0:27:050:27:07

-There's been a slight change of plan.

-Whoa! Deal's a deal.

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I dress up as Father Christmas for your friend,

0:27:110:27:14

and you'd give me this thing for my nephew.

0:27:140:27:16

-SANTA:

-Ho ho ho!

-Yeah, but if you're here,

0:27:160:27:21

then who's that handing out presents over there?

0:27:210:27:25

-SANTA:

-Merry Christmas, everybody! Ho ho ho!

0:27:360:27:39

Thanks, Santa!

0:27:430:27:45

# You know it's that time of year

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# That you want all your Friends and family near

0:27:480:27:53

# Whatever you believe Your culture or your creed

0:27:530:27:57

# It's all about being Together, together, together. #

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