Wedding 4 O'Clock Club


Wedding

It is Nathan and Miss Poppy's wedding. With Nathan in charge of the cake, Josh in charge of the best man's speech and Zoe-Marie in charge of presents, what could go wrong?


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# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay, it can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time it's sure to stop

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# So the only time is now Four o'clock! #

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CHURCH BELLS CHIME

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# As the wedding bells go ding-dong

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# And I hold out her finger to put the ring on

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# Then all the wedding guests sing songs

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# So perfect, how can we get a thing wrong?

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# First dance to my own song

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# Back of the car waving, "So long"

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# Love between us so strong

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# Dream day, what could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# So long as Josh doesn't embarrass me

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# Too much as best man when he has a speech

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# So long as there's a great crowd

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# Then I know that my mum and my in-laws I'll make proud

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# Sunny day, so there won't be a grey cloud

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# Unless it's from the exhaust if we break down

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# Mel'll look stunning in her wedding-day gown

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# Unless it's ruined cos we can't get a stain out

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# Double- check the calendar and the date now

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# Imagine being 24 hours late - Ouch!

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# Gotta stay cool, never wanna lose it

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# Long as Dexter delivers with the music

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# Long as all the kids can be good and behave

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# Then I tell you this just could be the day

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# When I'm off driving away with my wife

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# Basically, greatest day of my life

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# So... So...

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# What could possibly go wrong?

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# I mean, what could go wrong? #

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# Two brothers from the same mother

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# One's getting married unlike the other... #

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Oh, man, this is rubbish!

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-Course I'm not getting married.

-Yo! That's pretty tight, cuz.

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Nero? Where did you teleport from?

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My mum dropped me off while she and your mum went to do wedding things.

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Yeah, well, no offence, but I need some brain space.

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I've got to finish my best man's speech and it needs to be perfect.

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Bruv, Nathan won't care if it's perfect. Just say how you feel.

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OK. Well, I feel that I don't need my little cousin hanging around

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whilst I'm trying to create.

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Sorry, I just thought you might need some advice.

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Advice? Listen, FYI, I have met B-Mode.

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OK? And he told me that I got flow.

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So maybe one day when you personally know a rap superstar,

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you can tell me how it's done. OK?

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Are Mum and Aunt Bebe behaving themselves?

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Mum's keeping them in check.

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..at both her weddings. She's got to have a veil! It's tradition.

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I never didn't when I married my Dean.

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I wanted him to see how long my make-up took.

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Well, I'm sure Mel can decide for herself.

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-Probably?

-I'm sure it'll be fine.

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HE SIGHS

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# Two brothers from the same mother

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-# Nathan...

-HE MUMBLES

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Yo! Yo! Check it!

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# Two cousins

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# One knows how to be cool, one doesn't

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# One is the baddest, the other is the saddest

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# All he's really doing is eating a sandwich! #

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-Oh!

-Nero, that's my mic you've got your sticky digits on.

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Give it to me right now.

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-FEEDBACK

-Yeah, make me.

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-Nero, just give me the mic.

-NERO LAUGHS

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I don't know why you're always getting involved in what I'm doing.

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-Can you tell Mum I'm going to run the cake over to the hall now?

-Will do.

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'You sure you don't mind having the reception in the school hall?'

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I mean...I know you were hoping for somewhere a little more...magical.

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Nathan, Bell gave us a good deal.

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So long as we've got each other, who cares where we are?

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-Give me my mic!

-Whoa!

-NERO SIGHS

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-What was that?

-Nothing.

-You are such an idiot.

-I hope.

-It's not my fault.

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Bruv, it was an accident.

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-HE GASPS

-I'll take your stuff.

-Nobody panic!

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Nobody panic! OK.

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HE SIGHS

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Maybe the shop can fix it?

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Yeah. Yeah, cos it's only the biggest day of my life.

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It's not going to get ruined by a smashed cake.

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Mr Bell doesn't want you using pins or tape, it'll damage the marquee.

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I'd like to put a pin in her.

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-What did you say?!

-Nothing you can touch me for after school hours.

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-HE SIGHS

-Guys, I think my water has broken.

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THEY LAUGH

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No horseplay.

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My baby...!

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Don't worry, Miss Andress, I'm supervising them.

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Somehow, I'm not reassured.

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You looking forward to the wedding?

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-Have you got yourself a nice hat?

-I wasn't invited.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, my flipping nut-cake, it's Doctor Who!

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Doctor What-The-Heck.

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-It's my dad's. They made me wear it.

-I don't know who THEY are,

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but you really must've done something to upset them.

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I don't quite know what I'm supposed to do with that.

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-Make it a cake again.

-I'm a baker, not a wizard!

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Look, I can't get married without a wedding cake.

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HE SIGHS Maybe I could buy that one?

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It's cardboard! It's a fakey-cakey.

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-HE SIGHS

-I tell you what...

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..how about this?

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Seriously?

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Right, I'll phone our sister shop,

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they might be able to get you a replacement.

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You know what, my dad's got a ton of old rap albums.

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You know, Jurassic 5, De La Soul, NWA.

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Oi, thinking about it, he may let you borrow a few.

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-Want me to ask?

-I want you to zip it. I've got my focus on here.

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I was just trying to make conversation.

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-It's not like we've seen each other in ages.

-Ain't that a shame?

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Right, we've got to go to their other shop.

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Chill your size tens, bro. We got time.

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We did have time till I got cake-wrecked by the wedding smashers.

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-Can I sit up front?

-Coolest rides shotgun.

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No, I get sick on long journeys if I'm in the back.

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Shut the front door, Nero! You get sick like I'm Mr 10.

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Just let him ride up front, right?

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Yeah, but...

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Enough has gone wrong already, I don't want him throwing up too.

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Coolest rides shotgun.

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Why are we doing up the hall like a bunch of skivvies?

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It's Mr Carter and Miss Poppy's wedding day.

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-It's the least we can do.

-We've already got them a present.

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-We should not have put you in charge of that.

-What's wrong with it?

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-In a word...everything.

-That's two words, gorm-face.

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Anyway, wait till you see their faces.

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You won't get to see them, people open their presents in private.

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And then you get a letter saying, "Cheers for the present".

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That's the most unfair thing ever!

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-We should go over so we can see her open it.

-That'd be a picture.

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We can't go to a teacher's house, especially on her wedding day.

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No-one tells me what I can't do.

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We're going. Laters.

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-Where are you going?!

-Don't worry, sir, I'll keep an eye on them.

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-What are you doing?

-Lifting your flaps.

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Don't! Leave 'em alone. Leave 'em alone!

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If this gets ripped my parents will kill me.

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My dad was wearing this the night he met my mum.

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That's a bit creepy, don't you think?

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One person's creepy is another person's sentimental.

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-Stop doing that.

-HE CHUCKLES

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How many helium balloons would it take to lift you off the ground?

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-More than you've got.

-Let's try it.

-How about no?

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-Oh, is Ryan scared of flying?

-No, Ryan's scared of dying.

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You're not lifting me up with balloons.

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Of course I am.

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Thank you.

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Here.

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EXHAUST BACKFIRES

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-What...?!

-Bruv, what's happening?

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-Start, you evil...!

-Bruv, I know I'm no expert on cars,

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but you do have petrol, yeah?

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So now what?

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Right, slow it down.

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Oi, Josh, I got a sick idea for your speech, man.

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Nero, I need your ideas like I need a slap in the face.

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You told me that speech was done weeks ago.

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No, I said I started it weeks ago. You've got to wait for genius, bruv.

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Which means you're leaving it until the last minute as always.

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The best man speech is important, Josh. You better get it done.

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DOORBELL CHIMES

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-Hi. You must be Miss Poppy's mum.

-Yes!

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We've come to give her her present. I chose it.

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The important thing is that Zoe-Marie chose it herself.

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We helped pay. Our hearts were in the right place.

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-Well, Mel's a bit busy at the...

-It's OK, we'll wait.

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Wow! I can't believe I'm in a real teacher's house!

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-Oh, hello, girls.

-Hi, Mrs Carter.

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Don't bother introducing me, then.

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-I'm Bebe, auntie of the groom.

-What are you three doing here?

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-How do you even know where I live?

-Er...RSVP on the wedding invite.

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-We wanted to see you open our present.

-Oh.

-Brace yourself.

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I'm speechless.

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-You should totally put it up.

-I will do. I'll do that later.

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Anyway, thanks for coming round, you can just...

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Actually, now we're here, is there anything we can help with, miss?

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-I told you it wouldn't work.

-Well, you need to lose some weight.

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-You really have started to pork out.

-I'm not porking out!

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My mum says I'm sylph-like and lean, like a ballerina.

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-Yes, they do have male ballerinas.

-Of course they do.

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We just need a few more balloons, that's all.

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Or...we could try to lighten the load.

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-What? Ash, wait! What are you doing?

-Just losing a bit of weight.

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-Stop it!

-Oh, come on, it'll be a laugh.

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Only for you. Do you really have so little going on in your stupid head

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that you have to make fun of me?

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Does the balloon baby want an apology?

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Well, a sorry would go some way to making up for the years of abuse.

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Real men don't say sorry.

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Ryan, stop messing about with those balloons.

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Sir, it was not me. Ash put me in here.

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Sir, I'm only trying to get him off the ground.

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But...it is Ryan's fault,

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I mean, he's been on the crisps.

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OK, sir, that is not true! My mum doesn't allow them in the house.

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I promised Miss Andress I'd supervise you.

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Stop messing about and put the balloons where they're meant to be.

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It's like trying to watch a worm

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wriggle his way out of a bunch of grapes.

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-Get off!

-Oop!

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Oh, no, no, no!

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-No!

-Well done, Ryan!

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How is it my fault?!

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HE SIGHS

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OK...we've got petrol.

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We've got time, right? We just need to get home, we'll still be on track.

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Everything is going to be fine.

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TYRES SCREECH Oh! Oh!

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Look, just take your time. Why not?

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Yeah, that's right, it's not like I'm in a hurry!

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ENGINE BACKFIRES

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Oh! What is it now?!

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What have you done now?! Grrr!

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NATHAN SIGHS AND SPLUTTERS

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-Oh!

-Nathan, your suit!

-NATHAN GROANS

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Only a matter of time before the dung-heap conked out.

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-What fuel pump did I use?

-I dunno...the cheapest one?

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-Was it diesel? I think I put diesel in there!

-Is that bad?

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Bad?! It mean's I've ruined the engine. We're stuck here!

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NATHAN SIGHS

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Car's conked out, I'm covered in oil! All on my wedding day!

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NATHAN GROANS

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And you! Why didn't you tell me I was putting diesel in?! Hm?

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I've put up with so much from you for so long!

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That's it! This is the final straw! You've done it now!

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Grrr!

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NATHAN HOLLERS

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-Argh!

-Ohh!

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-Are you all right, bruv?

-PHONE RINGS

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-Hey, you.

-How do I handle your mum and your aunt?

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You can't plaster her in make-up.

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It's for the photos. You're the one who wants to hide her under a veil.

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A veil is like a symbol of innocence.

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You know what, just let 'em go at it, they'll run out of steam eventually.

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-Second problem, how do I get rid of Agness, Molly and Zoe-Marie?

-What?

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Molly, stop going through drawers and help me with the sandwiches.

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Check it out. She has a garlic press.

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-What does a teacher need with a garlic press?

-To press garlic!

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-Look at me, I'm a bride!

-Take that off, Zoe-Marie.

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We should totally demand that she makes us her bridesmaids.

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Why would anyone want to be a bridesmaid?

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-To get in the photos.

-Why would anyone want their photo taken?

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-Just because you don't show up in pictures or mirrors.

-Zoe-Marie!

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Don't have a go at me, you put the mustard there.

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-It's ruined!

-No it ain't.

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-Everyone knows you use mayonnaise to get stains out.

-That's a load of...

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Maybe it were ketchup.

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Well, that went well.

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I guess she won't be asking us to be bridesmaids now.

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The caretaker said the power surge must've tripped the safety.

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I've now got to go to the power room and flick a switch. Ash, with me.

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Aye-aye!

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Wait. What about me? You can't leave me like this.

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-Burst your way out.

-I'll burst you in a minute.

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Did you hear that?

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Ash?

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I said I'd burst you.

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"The lifting of the veil was part of ancient wedding ritual,

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"symbolising the groom taking his wife as his property".

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Look, the veil is an important part of the ceremony and she's having it.

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-Is this a bad time?

-No, this is a great time.

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I'm just having the wedding day I've always dreamed of.

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-What happened?!

-We had a bit of an accident.

-Sorry.

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Soz. We made a replacement though.

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I had to use your net curtains, I know you don't mind.

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That's fine. I can live with that. No veil. That's that decision made.

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Happy now? No veil!

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BEBE SOBS

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Oh! Bebe!

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So if you're not mad at us, does that mean we can be bridesmaids?

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-Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?

-Fine! Whatever.

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Yes!

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OK, panic over. Let's just get the cake inside, then go back

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and get the rest of the food, yeah?

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-Where's the cake?

-I thought Nero had it.

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-I thought you had it.

-Josh did have it.

-It's in the taxi, man.

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-Relax! What is your problem with me?

-Josh, let's just grab the cake and...

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Hey! Stop! Hey! You've got my cake!

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Stop! Hey!

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Taxi!

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I flicked the switch and nothing happened.

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I can't believe I've not been down here before,

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it's like... It's like the inside of my head made real.

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Monday?! But the wedding's today!

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HE SIGHS

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The caretaker can't do anything until Monday.

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And with my keyboard bust, I can't play at the ceremony.

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It's not all bad news, then.

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Just kidding.

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I found a box of candles when I was looking for the torch.

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-Candles. Candles! Ash, you're a genius!

-And handsome.

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Doesn't help with the music.

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Couldn't you just go unplugged? Like, bang a drum or something?

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Well, that's it! The school orchestra. I could call them up.

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Are you trying to marry Mel or a ten-year-old boy?

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Hey, it was all they had, all right?

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I don't know if you've noticed,

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since you left my last cake in a taxi and the other shop is 40 miles away,

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-I'm kind of desperate.

-Look, I'm really sorry, bro.

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Hope you've got deep pockets, cuz.

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Going to need it for all that guilt you'll be carrying.

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Me? Mate, this is your fault.

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Best man? Nah, worst man more like.

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-Whoa!

-Hey!

-Before you say anything, that was Nero's fault.

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-When will you stop blaming others?

-None of this would have happened

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if this annoying little freak had kept his hands on his own stuff.

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-You're out of order, Josh.

-Am I?

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Ever since we left the house, he's been telling me

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how I should be doing my best-man's speech. Why is he even here?

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-I mean, why does he even exist?

-Fine.

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-Don't want me around, I'll find my own way home.

-Move man.

-Hey.

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You need to learn responsibility. Grow up a bit, Josh.

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He's younger than you, he's your little cousin, he's family.

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-This is proper mash-up.

-Go and apologise.

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Fine, I'll apologise to the pawn.

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But here, I saved these for you.

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-Nero, wait up, man.

-You don't want me around, I get it.

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How are you going to get back on your own?

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I'll call my dad to pick me up. At least he wants me around.

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Listen...what you were saying

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about lending me some of your dad's records, I'd really like that.

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-I'll ask him.

-I'm sure I could ask him at the wedding.

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He might not make it, he's got work today.

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-Today's Saturday.

-He's busy, all right?!

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OK, why are all my Carter-senses telling me

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that not all is well in the world of Nero?

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Mum and Dad, they've...they've sort of had a row and...

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-they're not talking at the moment.

-Since when, man?

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A couple of weeks ago. Me and Mum have been staying with mates.

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Bruv, that sounds like more than just a row.

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Nah. No, they've argued before.

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Eventually they'll make up with one another

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and then everything's going to be sweet.

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# You know, honestly I never thought I'd say this

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# But that cousin of mine I underestimated

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# I just had him down as an annoying little kid

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# And kinda overlooked all the little positives

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# Becoming clear though He's a decent guy

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# There's more to Nero than meets the eye

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# Maybe he's just like I used to be

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# Discovering himself and finding his feet

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# But how am I helping if I get in his way?

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# I've already helped ruin Nathan's big day

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# It's like I'm looking but I've not learned to see

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# Some best man I turned out to be

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# I need to take control of this Step up, grow up

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# Before I watch this whole big wedding day blow up

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# Nathan's right, I'm a young man not a little weed

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# Time to take on proper responsibility

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# This is me!

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# From best man to worst man

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# I played this one wrong and it hurts, man!

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# Time to grow up First things first, man

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# Gotta get back to best man from the worst man, man, man... #

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Look, man, whatever happens between your mum and your dad,

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if you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm here, yeah?

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I don't need no-one's pity!

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Come on, man, it's the least I can do for you.

0:20:030:20:05

We're family, right? But right now, we've got to go and help Nathan

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-and turn this never-ending disaster into an epic win.

-How?

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I've got a couple of ideas.

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Come on.

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Ryan?

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Ryan?!

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Your shoes were the only thing keeping you on the ground.

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Stay there! I'll get you down.

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HE GROANS

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I never thought you'd actually float!

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Please come down, Ryan.

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I'm sorry for all the times I called you all those names.

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You know, Captain Ploppy, Stinkweasel, The Custard Kid.

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And all those practical jokes I played on you.

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Like...when I put that mashed potato in your locker.

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I know I'm the worst friend ever, but...I'm sorry.

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That's all I needed to hear.

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-It wasn't that hard, was it?

-I take it back.

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Every word.

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That's the orchestra sorted.

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Now, all we have to do is put the candles out

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and then scoot over to the church.

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-Is everything OK in here?

-Better than ever, sir.

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Next time you're stuck on the ceiling, Ryan,

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I'm leaving you there.

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CHURCH BELLS CHIME

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CHATTER MAN: There's the car.

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You'll have to go around again.

0:21:480:21:50

-Still no sign?

-He's not answering his phone.

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-You don't think he's having second thoughts?

-Of course not, love.

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No, no. Look, just go round the block again and I'm sure he'll be...

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HORN

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-LAUGHTER What do you reckon?

-Has to be.

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Can you go around one more time? Sorry.

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Right, just...just wait.

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It's bad luck to see the bride.

0:22:150:22:17

-You're late.

-Look, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

0:22:170:22:19

-Well, can you just hurry up inside, please.

-Thank you, B-Mode.

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B-Mode always helps friends.

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Come on! Move! Move! Move!

0:22:250:22:27

-Late to your own wedding!

-Mum, calm down, I'm here.

-Come on.

0:22:270:22:31

-I thought you was kidding when you said you knew B-Mode.

-Come on, man.

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CHURCH BELLS PEEL

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ORCHESTRA PLAYS THE DEATH MARCH

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ORCHESTRA PLAYS THE WEDDING MARCH

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Our lovely bridesmaids!

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APPLAUSE

0:23:220:23:24

Finally... Finally, I just...

0:23:240:23:28

-On behalf of myself and my wife...

-Ohh!

-Yeah!

0:23:280:23:32

I just want to say thank you all for coming

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and also for all your generous presents.

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-Yes!

-Which... Which just leaves me to introduce my best man.

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It's fair to say we've had our moments,

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but then what family doesn't, right?

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Although I should add that I'm fully expecting

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the next proceedings to be a massive stitch-up.

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LAUGHTER

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Ladies and gents, welcome my best man...

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my brother, Josh Carter.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Way back when life was made black and white

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# A baby was born called Nathan That's right

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# And going to the bog around the house was what he specialised in

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# Except he never used a potty

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# And I'm not saying Nathan was an ugly baby

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# But anyone who tried to look into the buggy fainted

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# On his first day of wearing school trousers he wet a pair

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# Then he went and wet a spare

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# And we all know how he went as a teen

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# From bad to awful and everything in-between

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# He specialised in pranks and other nonsense

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# Terrorised teachers Elmsbury's most wanted

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# Legend in the playground Villain in the staff room

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# Hair like a strange clown Face like a cartoon

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# Left school bumming round with his mates

0:24:490:24:51

# Nearly was a rap superstar by mistake

0:24:510:24:54

# Went full circle Came back to school

0:24:540:24:57

# Perfect place to go act the fool

0:24:570:24:59

# Now, next thing I know Big bro's telling me

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# He's become obsessed with a teacher called Melanie

0:25:020:25:04

-ALL: Aw!

-# Did it happen straightaway?

0:25:040:25:06

# Not quite, but she is like the only thing he's ever got right

0:25:060:25:09

# So let's raise a glass to the happy couple

0:25:090:25:12

# And to Nathan, my stupid big brother, man, I love you. #

0:25:120:25:15

ALL: Aw! APPLAUSE

0:25:150:25:18

To Nathan and Mel.

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ALL: To Nathan and Mel.

0:25:190:25:23

-MAN:

-Whoo!

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ORCHESTRA PLAYS "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW"

0:25:240:25:27

Hey.

0:25:270:25:29

-Thanks for marrying me.

-Thanks for turning up.

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-Well, it's the least I could do.

-Hm.

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It looks magical.

0:25:370:25:39

-Did you ever doubt me?

-Never!

0:25:390:25:41

Nice trainers, by the way.

0:25:440:25:46

So this is it. My big bro all growed up.

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-Thanks for all you did today.

-What, stress you out and smash a cake?

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HE LAUGHS It was a proper Carter wedding.

0:26:140:26:18

Yeah, I suppose so. Look, thank you for everything, bro.

0:26:180:26:21

And, Mel, take good care of him, yeah?

0:26:210:26:24

I'll do my best, Josh.

0:26:240:26:27

Laters, bruv.

0:26:290:26:31

Laters.

0:26:320:26:34

CHEERING

0:26:450:26:48

Sick best-man's rap, cuz.

0:26:540:26:56

Look, you were right about just saying it from the heart, man.

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I'm always right. You know where to find me

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-if you ever need someone to bounce ideas off.

-Look, I ain't in no rush.

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I mean, I just got rid of Nathan and now I got my room back, so...

0:27:060:27:10

Boys, we've got something to tell you.

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-Nero, how would you like live with Josh for a little while?

-Oh, what?!

0:27:130:27:18

-Are you asking or telling?

-We've got nowhere else to go, love.

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Josh, you don't mind sharing your room with Nero, do you?

0:27:210:27:24

Anyone smell smoke?

0:27:240:27:26

Whoever's smoking better not give me black lung.

0:27:260:27:29

ALARM It's the school!

0:27:290:27:32

Nero!

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-Maybe we used too many candles.

-We? You mean, you!

0:27:390:27:42

Me?!

0:27:420:27:45

-GIRL:

-Stop...stop it!

0:27:450:27:47

-# Can't live with 'em

-And you can't kick 'em out

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# When they're up They rub it in your face

0:27:540:27:55

# Kick you when you're down

0:27:550:27:57

-# But when no-one understands them

-You know what they're on about

0:27:570:27:59

-# Always gonna be around

-Got to find a common ground

0:27:590:28:02

# If you know so much about me

0:28:020:28:05

# Where do I go from here?

0:28:050:28:07

-# Gotta see 'em every day

-You can never get away

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# The only time that you're the boss at four o'clock! #

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It's Nathan and Miss Poppy's wedding. With Nathan in charge of the cake, Josh in charge of the best man's speech and Zoe-Marie in charge of presents, what could possibly go wrong?


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