Audition 4 o'Clock Club


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When Josh auditions for a place at a performing arts school, it could mean that his days at Elmsmere and the 4 O'Clock Club are numbered.


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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Watch that stretch out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay

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# It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now four o'clock. #

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You're leaving us?

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To go to some stuck-up, la-di-dah posh school for poshos?

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Ash, it's a performing arts academy, OK. The open evening's tonight.

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They even let you do whatever subjects you want.

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So, say you wanted to drop maths for music, they're totally down with it.

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My mistake. You're leaving us to go to a stuck-up, la-di-dah,

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performing arts academy for poshos.

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Well, Ash... I ain't even got in yet, so...

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You will. You always get what you want.

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You've got lucky bones.

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I thought you'd be dead against him

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poshing off to Poshington Academy.

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Anywhere's better than Fowlbury. This place is a badger's toilet.

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BANGING

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Give me my crisps, you stupid food computer.

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I bet the vending machines work in Josh's new school.

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Ooh, working vending machines.

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As if he didn't have enough reasons already to posh off to posh school.

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Yeah, yeah, keep it up.

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Naw. Josh can't have crisps and chocolate.

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He's more of a...dippy egg and soldiers kind of guy.

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Look, there's nothing wrong with dippy eggs, OK?

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All right. Fine.

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At least I don't sleep in the living room with my mum.

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-You do what?

-It's only been for the past week.

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Apparently, King Josh needs space to rehearse for his little audition.

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And some sleep that ain't ruined by your snoring.

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Did you input the correct code?

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Of course I did, you half-sized know-it-all. It's stuck.

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I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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Every year, scores of people are crushed by toppled vending machines.

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Statistically speaking, they're more dangerous than sharks.

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Statistically speaking... Shut up!

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Look. You've just got to hit it in the right place.

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Of course you know how to do it.

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You know how to do everything.

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You're the amazing Josh Carter, bedroom thief.

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Sh!

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How dare you kick school property? Detention. Tonight.

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But, sir, I can't do tonight...

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Detention. Tonight!

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Sorry we're late, Mrs C.

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-Let me guess - detention?

-Look, Mum, it wasn't my fault.

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It's never your fault, Josh, we're trying to impress these people.

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We cannot be arriving 40 minutes late.

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Hi, guys.

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The Hillview Institute aims to nurture a student's

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individual talent to its fullest potential.

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It sounds amazing. I wish I was going here.

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Oh, wow.

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I belong here.

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Well, the artistic references you gave us were glowing.

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Josh isn't an ordinary student. I really believe in his talent.

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Well, it's just a matter of Josh getting through the audition,

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and once we've had a look at his school records,

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I hope we'll be welcoming him with open arms.

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My records?

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Discipline, attendance... all that fun stuff.

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Is there a problem?

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-Oh, no, no, no!

-Nah. What sort of problem?

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Josh is Elmsmere's golden boy.

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Barely a blemish on his record.

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You, come on. I'll show you the recording suite.

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You have a recording suite?!

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Now you see why I have been asking you to behave

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these last five years.

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# So good behaviour is a deal breaker just to make it in

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# Have to say I never misbehaved just for the sake of it

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# Most of the time the main reason was usually clear

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# I did it for my music career

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# Detention for using school cameras was silly though

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# I was only trying to shoot a pop video

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# It's just like Nutty Nunn nearly flipping his wig

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# Just because I used the gym for a gig

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# Or the time I compared the staff to types of cattle

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# That was only part of a rap battle

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# Kidnapping my Head of Year's false teeth for ransom money

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# Actually I did that cos it was funny

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# But still - the reasons Hillview would give for liking me

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# Are the same reasons I'm in trouble - that's the irony

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# Cos I will do anything to achieve my dream

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# No matter how low or troublesome it seems

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# But I ain't going to let my past sabotage my future

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# I need to do something radical that I ain't used to

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# Yeah, check it, ah

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# This is my time, golden opportunity

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# My mum, my head, my friends they're all soon to see

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# Josh Carter ain't a one-trick pony

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# I'm a one in a million, yep, the one and only

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# One time, one chance of really making it

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# One pattern of behaviour, now I'm breaking it

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# Cos Josh Carter ain't a one-trick pony

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# I'm one in a million, yep, the one and only. #

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Yeah.

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As the new chair of governors, I will be introducing some new

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-elements to the selection of the permanent head.

-Interesting.

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For example, I'd like a panel of your students to interview you both.

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Andrew - with respect, I don't think that's a very good idea.

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Not to have the final say.

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But we would like to take their feedback into account.

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But they're unpredictable. Some might say unstable.

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We could select the members from the School Council.

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They're among the school's more accomplished and reliable children.

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Excellent. Thank you, Aine.

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Actually, they're meeting shortly, I believe.

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OK with you, Crispin?

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Fine.

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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-Ah, Miss Parkwood.

-Hang on a sec. What?

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Could you nip along to the School Council for me

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and select five of their most engaged members?

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Erm, I'd love to - but what about Dexter?

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He would be way better at a big and responsible job like that.

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I'm sure you're up to the task, Emma. I believe in you.

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Thank you.

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Er, no-one.

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-Andrew.

-Andrew.

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Stop hogging the machine, you flipping hog roast.

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It just ate my money, Zoe-Marie. That was my last 50p.

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Unplug it and plug it back in again.

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Yeah, get her to waste even more of my time, why don't you?

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Ladies... Stay frosty, OK. Leave this to the Emperor.

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You just have to kick it in the right spot.

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Well impressive. You killed it.

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I did not!

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No offence, Nero, but you're like a bad photocopy of Josh.

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Hit it harder. Use this.

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You can't use bins as weapons.

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I can use bins as whatever I want. I pay my taxes.

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No, you don't.

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Well, I say we should smash this place up starting right here.

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Just because you're narked about Josh leaving,

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don't mean you can go on a mad bin rampage.

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Oh! That's what this is about!

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-It ain't.

-It so is.

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Is it Josh you really want to throw the bin at?

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Get out of my head, you!

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Give me back my 50p!

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OK, everyone. Let's take a deep breath, and calm down.

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We merely need to take our complaint to the top. Follow me!

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I know I've been a challenging student.

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That's putting it mildly.

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That's because my creativity and talent has been stifled, OK?

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I'm like a caged bird.

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I need to spread my wings, to soar, to fly.

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How poetic.

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Unfortunately for you, I've got an interview for the new head job,

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and I need to prepare.

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So, good day.

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But...that's the perfect timing!

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-How so?

-Think how good you'd look

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if one of your students got accepted into a prestige place like Hillview!

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Plus - bonus - I'll be out of your hair. Forever.

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Speaking of which, sir... have you done anything to your hair?

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You look really good. Doesn't make you look a day over 37.

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-42 at most.

-Request denied.

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I will not be manipulated and cajoled into telling falsehoods!

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But, sir, I really need this!

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You have three seconds to get out of my office.

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-Otherwise you will be in detention for the next week.

-But, sir...

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One. Two.

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This is proper...

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Three... OK, let's make it a fortnight.

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So the next item on the agenda...

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School Council? Why bring us to this square dance?

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-Excuse me. We're having a meeting.

-We have an issue we wish to raise.

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Use the correct channels and we can raise it in the next meeting.

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-But we need a new vending machine!

-The one we've got hates us.

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-It's the worst machine ever invented.

-It ate my money.

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And it disrespected Nero's foot.

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And, apparently, we can't even smash it up.

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You need to write it down and post it in the suggestions box.

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I knew this was a waste of time!

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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You, you, you, you and you. You've been selected to interview

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Mr Bell and Mrs O'Brien tomorrow lunchtime.

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Interview them for what?

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The new head teacher position.

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-Us?

-Are you sure?

-There must have been a mistake.

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But...it was MY idea to go to the school council.

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Surely I should've been selected to interview the heads.

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At least you're not losing your lunch

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-to go to some cuss-party.

-What are you doing inside during lunch break?

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We've just been to the school council, sir.

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And THAT totally backfired.

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All we found out was that we've got to interview you.

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Interview me? For what?

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That head teacher job.

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Oh. Right.

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Well, I am sure that...

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that you're...you...students who can see the bigger picture

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when it comes to choosing your preferred candidate.

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We'd prefer someone who can get us a new vending machine.

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Well, I could probably help you with that. Leave it with me.

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That was weird.

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-Since when has Ding Dong ever done anything that reasonable?

-Duh.

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He knows we could stop him

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getting that job, so he's trying to butter us up.

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We could ask him and O'Brien anything in that interview,

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and they'd have to agree.

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I'm so going to get Shelby Turner suspended!

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And get a nail bar in the girls loo!

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Get rid of the rubbish lessons, that make people want to leave!

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This is the best thing that ever happened

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in the entire history of stuff.

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So me and the boys were talking and we came up with a little bet

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about the password you use for the school computers.

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Now, I think it's Nero.

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You're way off.

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Nero2000?

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JOSH2000?

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Come on, Auntie - I've got a packet of crisps riding on this, OK?

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Those really posh ones with the weird flavours.

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-I could cut you in?

-Do you think I was born yesterday?

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No, but you do look very young for your age.

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I'm guessing... 24, 26 at the most?

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Hello, Josh. What are you doing here?

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Trying to bribe me with gourmet crisps so I give him

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access to all the school systems.

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Gourmet crisps!

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Is that like sea salt and balsamic vinegar? Who does that?

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What am I supposed to do?

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Bell flat-out refused to write me a reference.

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Wiping my records is the only option I got.

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Instead of trying to manipulate and cheat,

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maybe you could just be sincere.

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When did that ever work for anyone?

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You'd be surprised.

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I burned my bridges with Bell, anyway, it's too late.

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Bell isn't the only head teacher.

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O'Brien is not going to listen to me.

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She has been known to be reasonable.

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It has to be worth a shot, doesn't it?

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Hello, children. Oh, nice.

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Please take a seat, sir.

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Thank you.

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Interesting.

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So, who's first?

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WE will be the ones asking the questions.

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Sir, my question to you is about your promise of new school

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vending machines.

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I said I promised to look into it, not...

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Ah! These interruptions are reflecting very badly.

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She's saying keep your mouth shut or we'll

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tell the governors you were rude to us.

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Are you or are you not getting us new vending machines?

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Well, if enough voices are heard -

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then I can't completely commit to anything...

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You understand.

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-Sir.

-What if there was a flood?

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-A flood?

-Like, what if the whole world was flooded?

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Would you board up the windows and turn the school into an ark?

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With animals?

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You could just keep the cool ones, like pumas.

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I'm really not sure what you're asking here.

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I've got a question, sir. Why are all our lessons so rubbish?

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You could get rid of geography, and bring in the history of hip hop.

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The history of hip hop?

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OR we could have lessons where we build really cool robots that...

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Ssh! Then maybe Elmsmere might be a place people actually want to be.

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Erm...

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I know my record ain't exactly crystal clear,

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and you probably just think I'm some delinquent kid,

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-but this means everything to me.

-Evidently.

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OK. I know I'm not exactly cut out for maths and science but,

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that doesn't make me a failure, does it?

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OK, I could have tried harder.

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But, if I get into Hillview, the world will see a whole new Josh.

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Fine. Fair enough. I get it.

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It's clear you have a lot of talent, Josh.

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And, if I'm honest, I'm not sure Elmsmere

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is best equipped to nurture you.

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So...

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I'll write your letter.

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-Serious?

-But when you're a mega star, come back and visit.

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You got it.

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-Good luck.

-Thank you, miss.

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Who'd of thought it, eh? Being sincere -

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it's like the best trick ever.

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No running!

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-Five seconds left.

-If you'll let me finish what I was saying...

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I think it's actually really important that children have...

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Time's up.

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Sir, I played no part in any of this.

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Stop sucking up, you suck up.

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You know he might not even be Head any more - he might be a random man.

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Next up - eat these doughnuts without licking your lips.

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To see how you cope under pressure.

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And then, put this computer back together.

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Is that a school computer?

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We ask the questions.

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# A gallant hero, steps out of the lion's den

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# Back into this crazy world that he's been hiding in

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# They called him Bell, the man who rings the changes

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# But it feels like he hasn't been in charge for ages

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# Look at what he's faced with - his worst challenger

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# A capable woman who makes him look like an amateur

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# Professional, measured and reasonable

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# That's how you know that she's evil

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# And there's only one man who can stop the witch

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# But I'm full of self doubt now - that's what the problem is

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# And these ruddy kids

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# Can't be trusted to make the right decision

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# They'll pick her and she's the villain!

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# In this movie, there's only one hero

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# And, it seems only one throne here so

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# Where next for me - what am I to do?

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# How'd you make an ocean of enemies start liking you?

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# Start liking you?

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# Is there a dastardly scheme maybe I could try?

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# To help the children realise that I'm the good guy

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# Maybe I could pay them!

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# Give them each a fiver

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# Maybe I could save them!

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# Pluck them from a fire

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# That I started!

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# My task is

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# Just trying to prove I'm kind hearted!

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# Good ol' Crispin - one of the nice boys!

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# Nudge the governors to realise I'm the right choice

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# A true fellow. #

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Oh, hello!

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Please, take a seat.

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Hmm. Interesting.

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So, first question. Which one of us is your favourite?

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-Are you nervous for your audition?

-Why would I be nervous?

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Pressure.

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Once I got this sudden attack of nerves at the dentist,

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and I bit her.

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I don't think I'm likely to bite anyone at my audition, Isaac.

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Josh! I've sorted it. You don't have to go.

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-What do you mean?

-Bell and O'Brien said they'd bring in rap lessons.

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Well, they said they'd consider it.

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Which is basically a yeah. So nothing has to change.

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Mate, I'm not about to back out now.

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What? You're going to going through with it?

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Fowlbury doesn't have what I need.

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Except your friends.

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Ash, wait.

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Ah... Just look at it. The B442/H1 vending machine.

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Absolutely beautiful.

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Just sign there for me, please.

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When did we order this?

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WE didn't. I did.

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So how much did it cost?

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That's not important.

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The students were very disappointed with the previous vending facility.

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I took account of their concerns.

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In other words, you're trying to buy their support.

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How dare you?

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A new vending machine!

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You actually listened to us?

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Of course. Mr Bell always listens.

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Might be something to mention in your feedback to the governors?

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Shouldn't you be rehearsing for your big audition?

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-Yeah. I kinda need a favour.

-And you're asking me?

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After you kicked me out of here?

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My audition rap is missing something.

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And I kinda need a hype man.

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Yeah, well. I need my pit back.

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Fine. You got it. You're back in the bunks tomorrow.

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That's going to cost you the top bunk.

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You got it.

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-Deal?

-Deal.

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I wish they'd hurry up.

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They've a lot to get through.

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Josh'll ace it. Especially with my boy helping him out.

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Josh!

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What are you doing here?

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I got something I need to tell you.

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I was up till five writing this, so just hear me out.

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"Josh, I think you are making a big mistake by leaving..."

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Ash, mate, you already told me this.

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"You haven't thought it through.

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"You're going to be on your own at the new school,

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"without your mates.

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"You'll regret it"

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Mate, look, we're on the same page. Do you really think it's going to

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be that easy for me to walk away from all my best mates?

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-WOMAN:

-Josh Carter.

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Look, come and sit in on my audition? It'll answer everything.

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And, I could really do with your support there.

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Josh Carter.

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Josh!

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Joshi...

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Thanks, Mum.

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When you're ready, Josh.

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Hit it for me, please!

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BACKING TRACK STARTS

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Ah, ah. OK.

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You ready?

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I'm ready, Cuz, let's go!

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All right, show 'em then, Cuz, come on!

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# OK, I'll admit I'm nervous deep down

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# Though I know I'm here for a purpose

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# He's worth it!

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# Dude, Hillview is my next chapter

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# Give him props cos Josh got the X factor!

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# And this'll be my biggest challenge yet

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-# New people to meet

-New teachers to impress

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# But I'm a stay on like a wedding ring when I'm in

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# I'm Josh Carter

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# He can do anything!

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# And even if the new challenges won't wait

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# The hardest will be saying goodbye to my old mates

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# They're a part of me, this decision affects them

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# The fact that they care is why we're best friends

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# And there's no time limit on a friendship

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# So long as I'm alive I'll never end it!

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# That's why my best mate says when he rings

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# Josh Carter - he can do anything! #

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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BACKING TRACK SCRATCHES TO HALT

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-How did it go?

-He killed it.

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That's my boy.

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I'm sure Nero was great, too.

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He was all right...

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Thanks, cuz.

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OK, man. I get it.

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Yes, I do.

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So we are friends after all, yeah?

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Always.

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Even if you do end up at

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this La-Di-Dah Poshington Posh School for Poshos.

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-Josh.

-Oh, he's already auditioned.

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Yeah. He still has to do his dance audition.

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Dance audition?

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You know, the dance piece he had to prepare.

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Do you mind giving me half an hour?

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I just need to feel a dance, so the emotion can shine through...

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OK. Half an hour, no more, though.

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Teach me everything you know.

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In five minutes?

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You can dance. I can't. I need help.

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Please. I'll give anything you want.

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I don't need anything. I'll do it cos we're family.

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All right, get off, we ain't got time for that.

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All right - show me something, then.

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Right, left, right, hit it, turn round.

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And jump up. That's it. You got that?

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I said show me easy.

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That was easy. Those were baby steps.

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-You're not joking.

-Ready now?

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Ah, OK. Yes... As ready as I'll ever be. Thank you, cuz.

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Do your thing.

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When's your audition?

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Ah.. Nah. I'm just here to support my cousin. I'm not auditioning.

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With moves like that, you should be. Come on.

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We'll see if we can fit you in.

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They're here!

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I'll go get Dexter.

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Do it!

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Nero first!

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Well?

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I didn't get in.

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-Oh.

-Sorry, love.

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But they did say I'm "uniquely talented" for my age.

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They want me to audition next year.

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Cuz, that just means you're way past where I was at your age.

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Yeah. I guess it does.

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Think of the mad skills I'll have when I'm past it like you.

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Josh - your turn.

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Mum, I can't do this here. I owe it to my mates.

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We need to know.

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I promise I'll tell you what it says, yeah?

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Joshua? Joshua?

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I've always said Ding-Dong wasn't all bad.

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You were all like, "Ding-Dong's a weirdo",

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and I was like, "Shut up, Ugness. Shut up!"

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Apples... Are you having a giraffe?!

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Do I look like some kind of vegan?

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What is wrong with this place?

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Some of your student feedback is shocking.

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Oh, dear.

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The handwriting, the spelling - not to mention the bizarre demands.

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And then there's this.

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Well, the key question is, of course, which of us did they prefer?

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That question is no longer relevant.

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Something is clearly deeply wrong at Elmsmere, especially

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if this is what to expect from its "highest achieving" students.

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I hold you two responsible.

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Don't make me leave.

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We shan't be firing anyone.

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Instead, we will be introducing a new senior head teaching

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position to oversee the running of the school.

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So who's it going to be?

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Would you like to come in?

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Aine. Crispin.

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All right, boys?

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What are you waiting for? Open it.

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Look, I don't need no envelope to tell me I'm going to be a star.

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Yeah. That's why I got you this.

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You did this for me?

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It's the least I could do.

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Right, this is stressing me out. Just open the letter, will you?!

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Erm... No matter what this says, we're going to be friends forever.

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Yeah?

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Yeah. Yeah. Friends till the end.

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Just open it!

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OK. Um... OK.

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What does it say?

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It's a letter from my dentist. I need a check-up.

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For real?

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So that means we have to wait even longer to know?

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Guess so, boys.

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I hate waiting! Waiting is for babies.

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Yeah, you'd know about that.

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Are you saying I'm a baby? I'm grown-up.

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Yeah, course you are.

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I'm more grown-up than you.

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"We are very pleased to offer you a place at the Hillview Institute..."

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# OK, so I lied

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# But it weren't nothing to do with my pride

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# I fibbed for a good reason

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# Believing it's better if the crew don't know that I'm leaving

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# Then we'd have one long last

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# Summer of fun that'd be one long blast

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# Forget the past, forget about change

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# For six weeks everything remains the same

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# When the Autumn comes, and the skies go grey

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# I'll know that everything'll be OK

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# Cos we ain't never going to go out on a bummer

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# Not even for a second mate coz this summer?

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# I'll find a place everyone's sure to rock up

0:26:440:26:46

# For now we celebrate as the Four O'Clock Club

0:26:460:26:49

# We ain't just friends- we're a family

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# Who the heck else would know how to handle me?

0:26:510:26:53

# And who else would laugh at my jokes?

0:26:530:26:55

# If we ever laughed with you It was a hoax

0:26:550:26:57

# That's why I like you - always tell it straight

0:26:570:26:59

# Even though I've never really known if we're mates

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# I got this weird feeling we'll always be together

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# I get that feeling too, Ugness, now get off!

0:27:020:27:05

-# After what we've been through?

-We can do anything!

0:27:050:27:07

# S'mad all the ups and downs that I'm remembering

0:27:070:27:09

# But you're still here and we're still all close

0:27:090:27:11

# Pass me the fizz, this calls for a toast!

0:27:110:27:12

-# Wish I could do that

-Bruv, why not?

0:27:120:27:15

# Mate, I'm surprised at the friends I've got

0:27:150:27:16

# Owen? Don't let no-one tell you you're a drag

0:27:160:27:18

# I think I've just fulfilled my Friendship Badge!

0:27:180:27:21

# Friendship smendship - why are we mates?

0:27:210:27:23

# I dunno, guess same time, same place?

0:27:230:27:24

-# Same lunch preference!

-Ravioli

0:27:240:27:26

-# Same worst subject

-Geography

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-# Same best pen

-Pink magic marker

0:27:280:27:30

-# Different crush though

-Josh Carter!

0:27:300:27:32

# No matter what we come up against

0:27:320:27:34

# Friends remain when it snows and when it rains

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# And especially when it pours

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# The sun in my heart is a gift and it's yours

0:27:380:27:40

# It's yours

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# It's yours!

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# Oh-oh, forever

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# We'll be here

0:27:490:27:53

# And together

0:27:530:27:56

# We'll feel no fear

0:27:560:28:02

# Through whatever

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# Sun, rain, hailstorm

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# True friends will weather it all,

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# And sail on. #

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# Today is a gift so it's called the present

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# Today is a gift so it's called the present

0:28:190:28:22

# Today is a gift so it's called the present

0:28:220:28:24

# Forever

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# Forever

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# Oh-oh forever

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# We'll be here

0:28:380:28:42

# And together

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# We'll feel no fear... #

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When Josh auditions for a place at a performing arts school, could it be that his days at Elmsmere and the 4 O'Clock Club are numbered? Meanwhile, will Mr Bell or Mrs O'Brian be chosen as the school's only head teacher?


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