Karaoke 4 O'Clock Club

# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

# When it's just too much to handle?

# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

# You should stay It can change

# There's good days and bad days

# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock

# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

"Happy birthday to a wonderful grandson."

It was the only one they had in the shop.

Why does it say "Dear Eli"?

It's shot for

Elishee...

DOOR OPENS

Morning.

# Wings of desire! #

-Is that meant to be funny?

-We're just warming up our vocal.

You haven't forgotten about Eleesha's birthday karaoke tonight, have you?

-I ain't coming.

-You have to come.

So you lot can keep making fun of me?

All right, calm down, don't lay an egg.

Don't take it personally, Clem, they're merely laughing at

the juxtaposition of someone as strong-willed as you

being forced into dressing up like a chicken.

I'll juxtapose your chicken, if you don't shut up.

RAPPING: # I had a vision of me being a megastar

# No more having to put my hands up for the register

# Thought I was going to star in a national advert

# Singing my heart out, showing the world my talent

# A big break would have only been the beginning

# Instead they dress me up like a chicken with singing

# Love songs to a chunky chip

# How could I fall for this?

# Oh

# I

# Never wanted

# My hopes and dreams

# Now broken dreams

# And oh

# Oh, I

# Never needed

# Do I let go?

RAPPING: # Every time I blow the candles on a cake

# Break a wishbone or blow a dandelion on the street

# I wish for the same dream - to be somebody

# Not nobody

# That couldn't be me

# But it seems that I'm yesterday's news

# The butt of all jokes Chicken Wing Girl

# Feeling like a fool

# I used to dream every night

# I'd be shot up above the clouds

# To become a star in the sky

# My dream broke into millions of pieces

# I make moolah for the wrong reasons

# School idiot

# And I'll be skipping karaoke

# Better off by myself

# Lonely

# Oh

# I

# Never needed

# Never needed

# Do I let go?

# Do I let go? #

Oh, hey. Are you coming out?

-Do I look like a mug?

-Oh, what did I say?

It's not what you said, it's what you didn't say. Get lost.

THEY MAKE CHICKEN NOISES

Kick it. Kick the ball.

Don't look at me, look at the ball.

The big round thing, yeah?

-Kick it.

-Graham, how are you?

Fine, why wouldn't I be?

Well, you do have the five-a-side friendly

against Brookvale coming up and last year you did get

a little bit stressed.

-No, I didn't.

-You punched the notice board.

Yeah, cos of Bradley Elliott.

Every year that smug ape beats us.

Will not any more. This is the best team Elsmere's ever had.

-Woohoo!

-MOBILE RINGS

I can only count four players.

Nunn.

What? You can't have mumps, you're our goalkeeper!

Well, of course I'm not going to wish you get well soon!

Problems, Graham?

Nothing I can't handle.

Kick the ball, you lump of moose!

And, like, last week, he was in Shan-Guy, which is in Australia.

And then they've been to Barbados. Whatever that is.

Will she ever shut up about her uncle?!

-You'd think he was the only airline pilot in the world.

-Maybe he is.

What? I'm just trying to join in in the conversation.

I'm going to shut her up.

I heard this rumour that you've got an uncle who's a pilot.

Yeah, he got me these, look - tiny pretzels.

Bet you're like totes jealous now.

Miniature pretzels make your hands look bigger.

I've got an uncle too, actually.

Well, what is he? A toilet?

Actually, he's an astronaut.

He works for NASA.

He's up there now, on the International Space Station.

That is such a lie.

In fact, your whole mouth's a lie, and your teeth.

He brought me back this from his last trip.

What, a front door key?

The front door key to the International Space Station.

Obviously, they have spares.

Do you know what, you're actually so tradge. Nobody likes a show-off.

You said it.

No way any of that's coming back to haunt us.

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

-Hey, so tonight?

-I told you, I ain't going.

Aw, nobody's going to make fun of you, and if they do,

let the kids have their fun, they'll move on.

What?

I'm going to keep on following you until you agree to come.

So, are you going to do it?

-Go on, do it.

-OK, fine.

Just don't expect me to enjoy myself.

-BADLY SUNG:

-# So, if that's what's you're into

# Then go ahead and move along

# Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass

# No treble... #

# Birds go tweet and mice go squeak... #

# Hey, I just met you

# And this is crazy

# But here's my number

# So call me, maybe... #

# What does the fox say?

# Ring-ding-ding-ding dingering-eding

# Gering-ding-ding ding-dingeringeding... #

# Everyone else in the room can see it

# Everyone else but you... #

# And I-I-I-I

# Will always love you!

# And I will always love you....! #

# ..take care of a broken soul?

# If I'm lying here

# Will you take me home?

# Yeah, oh

# Will you take me home? #

APPLAUSE

I never would've come tonight if you hadn't convinced me.

I can be very persuasive.

Have you got a sec?

I heard you singing.

-And?

-The name's Guy Goody.

What, really?

Give this to your mum and dad.

I run a recording studio.

We've had people in there like Zayn, Beyonce, B-Mode.

Isn't that who your cousin knows?

I'd really like to make a demo with you and shop it around.

-Is this a joke?

-I can't promise anything,

but talent like yours doesn't come along every day.

-I ain't falling for this again.

-I'll explain everything to your parents.

Get them to call me and see you in the studio, I hope.

Did that just happen?

We're going to know someone famous!

I just feel weird about it, you know.

I mean, I'm pleased for her, but...

You're jealous, too. The green-eyed monster can surprise the best of us.

-Johnson, you're light on your feet.

-I didn't know you cared, Sir.

You're playing in goal against Brookvale on Friday.

-What if I don't want to?

-Training session, tomorrow lunch time.

See, now I'M jealous of YOU.

Oi, Spamber.

-Prove it.

-Prove what?

That your uncle is an astronaut.

I can't prove it, he's in space.

You can video call him.

Thanks, Darnesh.

Maybe you aren't as stupid as everyone says.

Right, until I see your uncle floating around in space

I'm telling everyone what a liar you are.

Right, don't talk to her there, she is a liar.

She's never going to let this go.

-Don't talk to her...

-Why? What's going on again?

Hey, my parents have spoken to that Guy bloke.

He checks out. I'm going there tonight to record a demo.

That is amazing.

Thanks. He's talking about going to Miami

to meet this producer, and stuff.

Will you lot come with me to the studio?

-Cos she's nervous.

-I'm not nervous, it's just...big.

She is nervous.

-Of course we'll come.

-Uh-huh.

You and all?

Course. That's what mates do.

Isn't that your cousin and his mate?

Oh, yeah. Wow, yeah.

That's B-Mode and that's Nathan.

B-Mode was Natty C's hype man

and Nathan actually gave him his big break.

-You can't take all of those.

-You're just jealous

cos you can't fit any more in your pockets

because of all the fish eggs.

I do not have any fish eggs in my pockets

and I don't understand why you keep saying I do.

Um, thanks for being here.

Der, this is huge.

Ready, Clem?

Yeah.

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home... #

Don't touch that.

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home?

# Will you take me home? #

Clem, you're a star in the making.

Take it from the top one more time.

Oh, man, I need a wazz.

Do you two not have bathrooms at home?

I can't promise anything, but...

talent like yours doesn't come along every day.

Who knows, a couple of months, we could be meeting producers in Miami.

Why don't you guys wait in there?

I'll be right with you.

Get their card details. I'm nearly done with this one.

Can I touch your demo? I touched your demo.

He says they're going to shop it around starting tomorrow

-and then the sky's the limit.

-Don't forget us when you're famous.

How much do you actually know about that Guy bloke?

Well, he knows Beyonce.

How much money did your parents pay him?

He says I'll get it all back when we sign the album deal.

But what if he's just scamming you?

Why are you doing this?

Well, as I've explained to Nero, jealousy is perfectly natural.

-However...

-I'm trying to help.

-You know, you're unbelievable.

-I thought you were better than this.

-Come on, Clem, let's go celebrate.

Sorry.

They might be going for food and I'm starving like a marvin,

so...

-RAPPING:

-# I don't believe this They don't believe me?

# I try to help This is how they treat me?

# Like some jealous guy I'm not that type

# The guy they need to watch out for is that Guy

# I'm looking out for Clem

# She's not just a random She's my friend

# I'm just telling her how it is, uncensored

# I'm not hating, man I'm not jealous

# Man, he's unbelievable

# I don't believe it, unbelievable

# Nero's jealous, unbelievable

# Clem's not listening, unbelievable

# Yeah, you're unbelievable

# Now it's my go It's almost reachable

# Nero just wants to see me fall

# Make dreams seem unachievable

# Yeah, I thought Nero was cool beans

# But he wants to pull me down by all means

# He can try but he won't succeed

# I'm setting sail on a boat with speed

# How can she not tell? Can't she see?

# She's treating me like the enemy

# Wait! What if Nero's right?

# What if this guy ain't what he seems?

# Not sure if I've made a mistake

# I mean, who really pays for a big break

# For the photos and studio time

# My parents coughed up money for the guy

-# Why?

-# Is this how it is for most girls?

-# Selling them a pipe dream

-# Selling them the world

# I don't believe it's happening again

# I've been lied to second time around

# Man, he's unbelievable

# I don't believe it, unbelievable

# Really fooled me, unbelievable

# No trips to Miami, unbelievable

# Yeah, guy's unbelievable

# All my dreams unachievable

# Oh, how did I not see it

-# When it's crystal clear?

-# Believe it. #

You don't know for certain that's what you heard.

I'm telling you, he's a scammer.

Oi, Johnson, get over here.

You're late.

-Where's everyone else?

-Mumps.

-All of them?

Oi, Martha and Arthur, where do you think you're going?

-Cafeteria.

-No, you're not.

Get in your shorts, you're on the team.

It still leaves us two men down, Sir.

-Best off cancelling.

-And have that ape call me a coward?

No way, Jose.

Now go and hurry up your minions, I haven't got all day.

Oi, the astronaut's niece...

I don't think. What are you going to claim next,

your auntie's an actual superhero?

I'm speaking to my uncle later - you can talk to him, if you want.

Yeah, as if.

Nah, you'd have to be off your rocket to think you could fake

-a video call with an astronaut.

-After school, ICT room.

I'm going to love seeing all that space egg all over your moon face.

Want to share your plan with us?

Yeah, what plan?

You just can't stand it when someone else is in the spotlight.

I'm telling the truth.

You really are pathetic.

I looked up the studio and I'm not the first person he's conned.

It's worthless. Obviously, I've got "mug" written across my forehead.

Look, why don't we have a laugh,

watch these spanners miff up football after school.

See who Nunn clobbers first.

Yeah, maybe.

Meet you at the gate?

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Do you know what,

that bloke was right - people like her don't come around every day.

I think it's up to us to sort this out.

I don't know why we couldn't have done this after school.

Because it wouldn't have been as much fun.

Mr Nunn is going to go nuclear when he finds out we've ditched him.

BUZZER

'B-Mode ain't signing no more autographs, peace and love.'

BUZZER

'I said "Peace and love."'

B-Mode, it's me, Nathan... Natty C, yeah?

-'You sound different.'

-Yeah?

No, I don't.

'It's been a long time, fam, I'll buzz you in.'

Guys, I really don't think that we should be...

I know I'm not Natty, I'm Nathan's cousin, Nero, Nero Johnson.

How'd you find me?

We kind of got Nathan's old address book.

Plus your name is in huge letters on the gate.

Well, what are you doing here? And why's he in B-Mode's fridge?

Just seeing what you've got.

We need help, your honour.

Look. B-Mode's about to go on tour, the car's on its way

and he's still got to pack his overnight mouth guards.

Come on, if you're not going to do it for me, do it for Nathan.

Clem needs a break, just like he gave you.

Please, just listen to her demo.

B-Mode will listen in the limo. You have to come with, though.

-In your limo?

-Is this actually happening?

I prefer cream.

Right, let's do it.

If she falls for this, she's a bigger idiot

than I already think she is.

My helmet keeps steaming up.

Try not breathing.

Roger, Roger.

HE COUGHS

Oh, Graham,

I was just heading off to watch the big game.

Are you all right? You look terrible.

Well of course I'm not all right. Elliott's going to be here

-any second and I don't have any players.

-Oh, well, I'm sure Crispin

wouldn't mind a game, would you?

-What do you mean by that?

-Friendly game of football.

It's not a friendly game of football and he can't play, he's staff.

Plus I'm afraid I'm meeting Anastasia.

Oh, well, maybe she can play, too.

-Are you for real?

-Actually, I was quite the athlete in my day.

Anastasia says I look good in shorts.

Right, Graham you just go and set up and...try to relax. Hm?

Driver, put this on.

Prepare to be blown away.

We are going live to the International Space Station.

Here goes nothing.

Hello, Uncle, it's Amber here, your favourite niece.

Hello, Amber. Over.

How are things up in space?

Pssht! It's very good in space, thank you. Over.

Pssht.

Can I ask him a question?

Er, sure.

Pssht! Earth to space station, what do you eat in space?

Also, do you know Buzz Lightyear? And how do you go to the toilet?

Pssht!

Over.

COUGHING

I didn't think you were going to show.

Change of plan - I'm playing now.

You're staff.

Show me the rules where it says I can't.

Are you all right?

-Yes.

-So where's the rest of your team?

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Hello!

You must be Mr Elliott.

Helena Goodman, headteacher.

Hi.

Hi.

Mr Nunn, I believe you know Anastasia.

-Yeah.

-You're still one man down, though.

What are you doing here?

I was wondering if Nero was here.

No. You're taking his place on the team. Go and get changed.

Well, I've got better stuff to do.

Are you going to get changed, Burton,

or are you going to go and wait for me in the detention room?

Fine. I was in the mood for busting some ankles anyway.

# And would you take the wheel if I lose control... #

Switch it off.

I just thought that I'd...

Driver, take B Mode back to school.

Right away, Sir.

Krr! Afterwards, we get a wet wipe and clean the nozzle.

Krr! Over.

What are you doing?

Agh!

What just happened?

Er, lost connection.

What if he's been took into space?

What if there was an attack by aliens?

I can't handle this.

We've got to phone the space police.

-Calm down.

-I'm sure he'll be fine.

I'm telling Mr Bell.

Just you wait until my uncle hears about this.

Pilots hate liars.

Ugh!

Oh! What are you doing?

WHISTLE BLOWS

-Put it down.

-Put it down.

-Put it on the floor.

WHISTLE BLOWS

What are you doing?

Johnson, you and your idiot mates are in detention, forever.

Is that B Mode?

WHISTLE BLOWS

Oi, get back here!

You must be Clem.

Actually, I'm Clem.

B Mode heard your demo.

I ain't in the mood for another wind-up.

It's not a wind-up.

B Mode ain't here to give you no false promise,

but I've got a space on tour for a hype man, or hype girl.

-Yeah, and the rest.

-It's just a couple of songs

and we'll have to clear it with your parents first.

They'll have to come too, and your school needs to be down with it.

Could you spare her for six months?

Oh, no, no, no, we really shouldn't and it's a mountain of paper work.

But it does sound like rather a good opportunity.

I just need a little lie down.

Um... Crispin.

HE GROANS

Let's get you to the nurse.

You'll need to eat at least five fruit and veg a day,

no late nights, and we're getting you a tutor so you ain't missing out

on no education.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

-Well done.

-Thanks, guys.

It was mostly Nero.

It was mostly all of us.

But your idea.

Do you think we should just give them a moment?

I don't know what to say.

-Been through a lot, you and me.

-I'll be back, though.

Yeah, of course.

Besides, friends for life, yeah?

Thank you.

-Bye.

-Bye.

# Holding these golden dreams

# In my heart, I do believe

# Lost my faith, found it again

# I won't let go

# Now I've found my way

# These golden dreams opened me

# I found my place

# It's my big break

# Pack my bags for bigger and better things

# Over the horizon

# And I won't forget who I am

# I am not alone

# I am not alone

# I wouldn't be here without real friends looking out for me

# I am not alone

# I am not alone

# I wouldn't be here without you

# I'll never be alone

RAPS: # I've come along since my first day at Elmsmere

# I was a rebel I thought no-one else cared

# But things changed when I opened up

# That's when I made real friends and changed my luck

# I've got friends for life Real mates are a must

# Friends like Nero Someone I can trust

# Yeah, it feels good that I helped a friend

# She deserves everything that she's gonna get

# 'Cos she's... Amazing

# A superstar and if she works hard she'll go far

# As for me, my big break's bound to arrive

# Until then I got me some real friends for life, yeah

# I am not alone

# I am not alone

# I wouldn't be here without real friends looking out for me

# I am not alone

# I am not alone

# I wouldn't be here without you

# I'll never be alone. #

ALL: Hug!