Bollywood, Bugs and Takraw All Over the Place


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Bollywood, Bugs and Takraw

Ed Petrie and his friends embark on a Vietnamese river adventure, and take part in an all-singing, all-dancing Bollywood extravaganza in India.


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Are you ready for an amazing adventure?

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Then join Ed Petrie...

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Hey, I just fed a panda!

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..and his CBBC mates...

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-Wow!

-..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...

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Asia! Asia! Asia!

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-It's going to be epic.

-That's amazing.

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We'll take part in some of Asia's most spectacular and crazy events.

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-Ow!

-Like takraw in Laos.

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Let's do this.

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Skills, mate, skills!

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So, are you ready to go?

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

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# Me and my mates, all over the place!

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# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd

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# Whatever we do is strange but true!

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# There's lots to do in Asia that is totally ace

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-# And it turns up...

-# ..all over the place! #

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# Row, row, row your boat gently down the Ngo Dong!

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# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a...

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But it's not a dream, is it, Ed?

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It's all right for you laying back, sipping on your coconut.

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I'm getting blisters on my hands over here!

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Why hasn't someone figured out a hands-free way to row these things?

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What, like that person over there?

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Or that one?

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Or that one?

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Hang on! They're rowing with their feet.

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Sit down, Ricky, you're rocking the boat.

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You've got to hand it to the people of Tam Coc,

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because they really do row with their feet.

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The most popular thing to do here is to take a trip up a lazy river

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on these boats called sampan,

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which in Cantonese means three planks of wood.

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Sounds like there's lots "oar" to find out!

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Ed and Ricky,

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you have 40 seconds to find out as much as you can about Tam Coc!

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Ed, you have Huu Cau, who looks after the boats and tours.

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Ricky, you have Lam, who knows about the cliffs and caves

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that you'll see on the boat tour.

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The one who finds out the most facts is the winner.

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Ba, hai, mot, di!

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-Xin chao.

-Xin chao.

-Why are there so many boats here?

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TRANSLATION: Well, this is Tam Coc Pier

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and these boats are used to travel down the river.

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-What does Tam Coc mean?

-It means three caves.

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Where do all these boats go?

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Well, they will take tourists on the Ngo Dong River to see Tam Coc.

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And what else can we see along the way?

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Rice paddies, temples, mountains, loads of things.

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How long does the boat tour take?

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It takes one hour and 45 minutes in total to complete the journey.

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-Oh, right.

-Which is no time at all!

-About the length of a feature film?

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-Pretty much.

-I'll get some popcorn.

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-KLAXON BLARES

-Aw!

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And the winner is...Ed!

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Hey! Go, Ed! Go, Ed! Go, Ed.

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And you get first shot at rowing a sampan boat with your feet.

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Oh, actually, I would rather he went first.

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I'm glad you won. Go, Ed, go, Ed, and the winner is Ed!

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Right, take your pick, Ed.

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That one.

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OK, sit down, pop your shoes off.

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Unlike normal rowers, who row backwards,

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these sampan rowers actually face forward and move forward.

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I feel like a frog.

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So, what Ed is failing to show us here is that this special technique

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actually eases pressure on the rower's back and the arms.

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Ow! Oh, I've just strained my foot!

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What's Ed doesn't know is that people here

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occasionally use their hands to give their feet a rest.

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-Shh!

-Have you thought about how you're going to get back to shore?

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Have you thought about shutting your mouth?

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Look out for all of those boats.

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THUDDING

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I don't think I'm cut out for this!

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And I don't think we're getting anywhere fast.

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Time to enlist the help of some adventurers.

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I'm Ed Grylls.

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And I'm Ricky Grylls.

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And we're going to venture into the unknown.

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On these conveniently placed tourist boats.

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I'm expecting a journey fraught with danger.

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So, join us on...

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-BOTH:

-A Grylls Survival Guide To...

-Tam Coc!

-Tam Coc!

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So, we're about to head into the wilderness down the Ngo Dong River.

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Just watching out for...

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..opportunities where I might be able to grab some food.

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That looks like quite a nice restaurant.

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-Have to remember that's there.

-They might do pizzas.

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We really are off the map now.

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We haven't seen civilisation in many hours.

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Apart from those guys.

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And the other ones up there.

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I don't quite know what's going on here.

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-There's something strange happening.

-What are you doing?

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-Ah!

-Literally, don't rock the boat.

-Ah, Mummy!

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Hold my hand.

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Oh, that's better.

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Right, that's better.

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These rice paddies are a vital source of food.

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There's only one rice crop a season, and it's not ready.

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We're facing starvation and we need an alternative.

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Using my survival skills, I've discovered that the guide

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has some water, some sandwiches, some fruit and some crisps.

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-Salt and vinegar?

-Oh, I love crisps.

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This rugged landscape was formed

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by water cutting into the limestone rock

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and creating these massive, aggressive hills.

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This is actually called a karst formation

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and it took over 2 million...

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-20.

-20 million years for this to happen.

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Now, we're just coming up on some caves

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that were formed in exactly the same way.

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Stalactites.

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Rocks, bats and even monkeys.

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THEY WHIMPER

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I don't want to be a Grylls any more!

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-It's so dark.

-It's so dark.

-It's so dark here.

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-HE SOBS

-Oh.

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It's all right now.

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As you can see, it's pretty extreme out here.

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Time to go back to civilisation.

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Take us back, boat master.

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-HE WHIMPERS

-Mummy!

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Am I a famous duck?

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-No. Am I pop star?

-No.

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-Oh, am I a kung-fu panda?

-No.

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Am I a CBBC presenter?

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-Yes, Barney, you are!

-Hey.

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But for the purposes of this game, no.

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-Am I Ed Sheeran?

-Oh, how did you get it?

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-Yeah, you are.

-You always pick Ed Sheeran.

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I know, I love him. Who was I?

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Cai Lun? You can't just make names up.

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I didn't make him up, he invented paper!

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Honestly, he was a Chinese official in the Han Dynasty

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and he created the first paper nearly 2,000 years ago.

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-Right, and where did you hear that?

-That woman told me.

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-Whoa. Hi!

-TRANSLATION: Hello.

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I'm Mrs Chow, let's go and make some paper!

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OK. Sounds like fun.

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Well, Ed's actually right, for once.

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Even though most sheets today are made using recycled paper itself,

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the Yao, an ethnic minority who come from Southern China,

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still make paper old school.

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And they've been doing it like this for hundreds of years.

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Improving the original technique,

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which used old cloth and fishing nets.

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Pretty useful skills when the nearest shop is 50 miles away.

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So, let's start from the beginning. What's paper made from?

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TRANSLATION: We use the bark from the Mulberry tree.

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And here it is after it's been dried out.

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Look at that! Dry as a bone.

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Can you talk us through the process?

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Well, we roll up the bark and then we put it in a pot

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to boil with ash until it's soft.

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After that, we rinse it clean until it's nice and shiny.

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It's actually a bit like cooking and I'm quite handy in the kitchen,

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so this is going to be a doddle.

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I'll be the judge of that!

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Asia's tastiest food, France's toughest critic.

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He is better than you, it's Rene Mangetout.

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This is just mush!

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Your challenge is simple.

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You must create my favourite "pepper" dish.

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We're making paper. Paper, not pepper.

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I know, "pepper". I can speak English.

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Can you speak French? Non! Begin the cooking.

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The bark is prepared for stewing with some delicious wood ash.

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I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

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This is the worst-looking "pepper" dish I've ever seen.

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Not pepper, paper.

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Next, Barney needs to knead with his knees.

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OK, it's not as easy as it looks.

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This is mush! These "peppers" look like food for a baby!

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If you served this to me in France, I would shout so loudly,

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you would hear me in Belgium.

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Have you ever been to Belgium?

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Not "pepper", it's clearly paper.

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It's clearly degoutant! Urgh!

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The sumptuous pulp is now mixed with water,

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creating a fine broth, which is spread over a mesh to dry.

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You foolish man, you are spilling the jus!

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It still doesn't look like "peppers".

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After four hours baking in the sun,

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the water has evaporated and it's ready to use.

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So, what kind of paper is this?

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TRANSLATION: Well, this is paper that we use

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for recording important things.

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It lasts for 100 years.

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-Beautiful.

-Wait a minute! This is not pepper, this is paper.

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Rene.

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-That is a pepper.

-Oui?

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This is paper.

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Ah, I like this game. Am I Napoleon?

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-HE SIGHS

-Asterix.

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I bet the Ancient Chinese never had this trouble.

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Am I Marie Antoinette?

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-All right, mate?

-You know what, mate, actually, it's a nightmare.

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An actual nightmare.

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I've invented this thing, yeah,

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it's basically thin sheets made out of rags, yeah?

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I'm going to call it paper. But I don't know what to use it for.

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How about this? No, see, useless.

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-You all right?

-No, mate, nightmare.

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Been one thing after another.

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So, bought you a present, some chocolates.

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Oh, sweet, what's the problem with that, then?

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Well, I didn't have anything to wrap them in. So, I used some ham.

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Ham? No, mate, it's the Han Dynasty.

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Han, with an N. Not an M, what are you playing at?

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Well, I was just trying something different.

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Someone ought to invent some sort of wrapping sheet.

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Anyway, there you go.

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Thank you. That is gross, though.

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Gets worse. So, I had to write this shopping list.

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-I used a tortoiseshell, standard.

-As you do, mate.

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As we all do in the Han Dynasty, actually.

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But my tortoise wandered off.

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So, now, I'm like, "Oh, did I need any moustache wax or not?"

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-Can't remember. Nightmare.

-Well, what you want to do

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is write it on an expensive silk hanky, like I do.

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Like that, it's easy, see? So, what do I need, right?

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I need oranges, I need a goose, and apparently I need some bogies.

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-Oh, that's gross!

-Gross.

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Final thing. I needed a poo.

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Perfectly natural bodily function, mate, nothing to be ashamed of.

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Of course, but I had nothing to wipe my bum on.

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-I mean, what am I supposed to use? A sock?

-Oh, mate, that's disgusting!

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-That's a nightmare.

-Nightmare!

-Nightmare!

-Nightmare!

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Mate, what am I going to do with this paper invention?

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I can't turn out like my other inventions, can I?

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Remember when I made a flyswatter out of jelly?

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Yeah, that was rubbish, mate.

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Or when I made that hat out of glue, so it wouldn't blow away?

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-Took six months for my hair to grow back.

-Exactly.

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Mate, what am I going to do about this invention?

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-It can't be a flop, can it?

-Nightmare.

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Ugh, ugh, ugh!

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-Achoo!

-Ah! Bless you.

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-HE GASPS

-You can blow your nose on it!

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That's amazing, I'm going to write that down.

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-You can write stuff down on it!

-You can write stuff down on it!

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-That's amazing!

-That's amazing!

-Oh, I feel faint. I feel faint.

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-There you go.

-You can make a fan out of it.

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-That's amazing.

-This is the most incredible invention ever!

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Wait, wait!

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You can fold it into a paper aeroplane!

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Yeah!

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Wait, what's an aeroplane?

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I have no idea.

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# Hey!

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# Hey!

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# Hey!

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# As a fan of cinema, I've come to Mumbai

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# Cos a certain type of film they make has really caught my eye

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# These films are hugely popular, they must be pretty good

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# But what do they call it?

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# They call it Bollywood

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# With singing and dancing, these films are entertaining

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# At three hours long and packed with songs, no-one is complaining

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# The industry churns out over 1,000 films per year

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# And with 3 billion ticket sales, it's popular, that's clear

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# Bollywood!

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# Lavish, melodramatic

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# Bollywood!

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# Gloriously cinematic

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# Bollywood!

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# Now the seed is sown

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# I think I know enough, so let's star in our own, ah!

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# Hey!

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# The plots are pretty simple, usually about love

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# Boy meets girl, a big romance, that sort of stuff

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# Heroes, villains, daredevil action scenes

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# And every now and then, up pops a massive dance routine!

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# Hey, hey, hey!

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# You want the real deal, head to SJ Studios

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# Just happens to be where they make loads of Bollywood shows

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# They shoot films all year round, you can have a guided tour

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# Perhaps I could audition?

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# Yeah, I'm not so sure

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# Bollywood!

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# It's not an actual place you'll find

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# Bollywood!

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# It's actually two words combined.

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# Bollywood!

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# The B comes from "Bombay"

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# Stuck on the front of "Hollywood" from Californ-i-a

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# Only Hindi language films are called Bollywood

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# Films made in Tamil are called Kollywood

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# If it's in Malayalam, you're getting Mollywood

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-# In Telugu, Tollywood.

-# You got that?

-Jolly good!

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# Bollywood

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# It's no understatement

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# Bollywood

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# It's world-class entertainment

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# Bollywood

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# A joyous mix of dance and song

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# Don't believe us? Well, 3 billion punters can't be wrong! #

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Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Waiter, waiter!

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-Inel!

-Oh, no, Vicki, you've got to let them know.

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-Anything wrong, sir?

-Yes, yes, there is something wrong.

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I asked for a cold drink. Look at this.

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Hey? Look at that? Five degrees.

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I can't drink anything above four degrees.

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-And where is my soup?

-I'm going to get your soup, sir.

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-Sorry about that.

-Mm-hm.

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See? Just got to be a bit firm.

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-I beg your pardon, sir.

-Ah!

-Here's your soup.

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-There's a fly in my soup!

-Oh, sorry about that.

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-Here's some more.

-HE SCREAMS

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Inel seems a bit creeped out by this critter cuisine.

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He shouldn't be.

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Bugs are traditionally a big part of the local diet here.

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Along with fish curry and rice too.

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Don't you go digging in your garden for a snack!

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These are all prepared by professionals.

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But if you love creepy crawly crisps and beetles in your burgers,

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then Bug Cafe owner Davy has got the dinner for you!

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Insects are the future of food.

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People talk more and more about it because it's good for health,

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good for the planet, but it's always cooked the same way.

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Just fried and fried again. It's not always very safe.

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So, we decided to hire a real chef.

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This is Mr Sayasan,

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and we tried to make some real quality cooking with insects.

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So, what have we actually got on the menu?

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So, now he's working with a giant water bug, which is not a cockroach.

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We have tarantulas, here we have scorpions,

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flying ants, bees larvae, silk worms, crickets, grasshoppers.

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Well, these legs are pretty tough to cut.

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So, which one's your favourite creepy crawly to eat?

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My favourite is the tarantula.

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It tastes like soft-shell crab, it's really surprisingly good.

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So, are we going to turn this into a full-blown meal?

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-Absolutely.

-That sounds like Cambodia Dine With Me.

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Eh? Eh?

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Welcome to Cambodia Dine With Me.

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Davy's gone for tarantula doughnuts with sweet chilli dip.

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It's more crunchy cream than Krispy Kreme but, well, I'll give it a go!

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I think I'm just going to keep the sweet chilli dip,

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get rid of the tarantula doughnuts.

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Tarantulas are a delicacy in Cambodia.

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People crave it. So, I hope you like it.

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-After you.

-Ladies first!

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-Let's do it together, OK?

-All right.

-All right.

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-But I'm going to need a lot of sauce for this.

-All right.

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-I'm going to go without sauce.

-You go without the sauce.

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-The full experience, right?

-Hm.

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You know what? That's actually not too bad.

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I don't like it.

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For main course, Davy has selected scorpion and green papaya salad.

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Scorpions?

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As you can see, we cut the end of the tail.

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That's where the poison is, so it's perfectly safe.

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-Knives and forks?

-Oh, yeah, I'm not picking that up.

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-Oh, mate!

-Oh, it's crunching.

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I'm going to need some salad with this.

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Have you even got scorpion on there?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's enough for me.

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-That's quite nice.

-So crunchy!

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-Crunchy.

-Why did we start with the tail again?

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For dessert, Davy has chocolate fondue.

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Watch out for the bugs.

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This is more like it. Ha!

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These little brown guys are the crickets,

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these are mole crickets to be precise,

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and the yellow ones are silkworms.

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-Oh!

-The silkworms are the best for health.

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They're full of proteins, calcium, omega-3, iron, magnesium, vitamins.

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-It's a fantastic ingredient.

-Thank you.

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I'm going to go for the silkworms.

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-Look at that. Going for the biggest one?

-Yeah.

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-OK, a little bit of chocolate.

-A bit more than that.

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-I don't want to see any silkworm.

-OK!

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-That's all right, you know.

-Yeah?

-That's not bad.

-OK.

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-Do you want to try some cricket?

-OK.

-Oh, there we are.

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-Oh, he's a swimming in it.

-I'm going to go for a nibble.

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You can't, you're just going to get the fruit.

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You have to go for all of it!

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Oh, that...!

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You know, actually...

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..that's delicious!

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-He's still on the stick.

-Yeah!

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-Help him out, help him out.

-Why don't you try a bit of this?

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No, you're all right, you're all right.

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-Open up.

-Oh, no.

-Here comes the aeroplane!

-All right.

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Argh....!

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Oh!

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For creepy crawly creativity, I'm going to give Davy a 10!

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It's a 10 from Inel.

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-Oh, on the head!

-Oh, go on, my son!

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-He's playing a blinder.

-Oh, back of the net!

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Or is it "front of the net"?

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Actually, this is a funny looking football pitch.

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You know what, Rich? I don't think they're playing football.

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-Ow!

-OTHERS GROAN

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Good save, my son.

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You might kick the ball with your feet, but this isn't footie.

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It's the popular Asian sport of sepak takraw.

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"Sepak" means kick,

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while "takraw" means rattan ball.

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It's been played all across Asia for over 800 years

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and the aim is not to let the ball touch the ground

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on your side of the net.

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Let's go pitch-side for the AOTP Guide To Takraw.

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Takraw is not a game of two halves, but a game of two sides!

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If the ball lands outside the line, then it's out and you lose a point.

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Inside the line, and it's tickety-boo, a point for you.

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The net is 1.52 metres tall.

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The ball must cross over it.

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If the ball goes under the net...

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LIMBO MUSIC PLAYS

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..that would result in no point.

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Each team is only allowed to touch the ball three times

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before it must go over the net,

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which is handy, because there are three players.

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You can serve...

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They can defend...

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Or you can try hitting the ball for a winner!

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COCKEREL CROWS

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These are the rules.

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Ow!

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All right, Ging? All right, Ti? How you doing?

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Welcome to Team Ed.

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Get ready to say, "Takraw, Ed's a bit good at this!"

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OK, Team Rich, teach me a shot.

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TRANSLATION: The first move to learn is the inside kick,

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-when you put the ball here.

-Yes, of course, the inside kick.

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Who do I kick the ball to?

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Yeah, well, you stand over there, so I'm playing the ball to us.

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Then round and round.

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That was talent.

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Oh, I'm doing it, I'm actually doing it!

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Come on, Ging, catch up. Oh, Ti, he's rubbish, isn't he?

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That was good.

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Ow!

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Oh, did you see that? Please say you were filming that.

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I would never hit the ball again.

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Pfft! Skills, mate, skills!

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Stop dancing about, son, it's time for the Main Event.

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-It seems easy enough, doesn't it?

-Piece of cake.

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-Who keeps doing that?!

-Me, get on with it.

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Serving first.

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The first to 15 points is the winner!

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Oh, it's not crossed the line, so Ed's first on the board.

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Nicely done.

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Both teams are flying out the traps now, thank goodness.

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Oh, no points for just kicking it, Rich! You've hoofed it into Row Z.

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Ah!

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Two more points in quick succession for Ed.

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4-0, this is just embarrassing.

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-Your mother's watching this.

-It went behind me!

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It's still in play, Rich, come on.

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What's this? A point's been awarded to Rich

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when the ball was clearly over the net. Let's see that again.

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Oh, come on, ref! What are you playing at?!

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-Yes!

-No!

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And no again!

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-COCKEREL CROWS

-All right, keep it down, crowd!

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The cockerels are putting me off.

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-Oh, no!

-Complete communication breakdown with the team there.

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OK, I've got a new tactic.

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I'm not going to score any points, but he might miss some points,

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and then I can win that way, yeah?

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I genuinely love this game.

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I think this is one of the best games I've ever played.

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I love it. My ankles don't love it.

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-Do yours hurt as well?

-They're killing me.

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I mean, grrr!

0:25:010:25:03

Ed's bounded into a 7-2 lead.

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It's men versus boys.

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-No!

-Ed's muscly legs have smacked the ball right out of the park.

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Ooh, a cheeky header from Rich!

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Oh, Ed's taken his eye off the ball.

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You like that?

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And it's the proverbial kick down the middle.

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Through no help of mine!

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I'm not liking the look of that scoreboard now.

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-Ooh!

-I don't think Ed needs to worry.

0:25:410:25:44

Rich's belly was well and truly flopped.

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Belly bop again!

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Wayward serve from Ed.

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This is takraw, not ballet, son.

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Look at that chicken behind you!

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You put me off with the chicken thing.

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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That's the rain. Oh, no!

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I got put off by the thunder.

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Oh! Oh, no!

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Yes!

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The camera man has interfered with play.

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Surely a red card? Possibly a new lens.

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Oh!

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Oh, I thought you were going for it!

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Ed blaming his team-mates.

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It's not going to go down well, that, I'll tell you.

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Back of the net!

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What's this? What is it?

0:26:350:26:36

Oh, oh, it's the one point I need to win.

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Match point.

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Bad serve from Ed. He's almost kicked that too well.

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Has he bottled it?

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14-13, still match point. I'm clawing my way back.

0:26:480:26:52

Let's do this.

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It's still match point.

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Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

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Oh, yes!

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Yes! Yes, this is unbelievable!

0:27:040:27:06

-Yes.

-Come on, Team Rich!

-Yes! Yes!

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Oh! What a wally!

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That's it. We've done it.

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Yes! Oh, yes! We've done it.

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My team let me down.

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TRANSLATION: And the winner is Ed!

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-Aye, nae bother, son.

-I'm honoured.

0:27:260:27:28

-Well done, aye.

-Thank you, thank you!

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I don't mean to crow about it, but I love this game!

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Ow!

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You've been watching All Over The Place Asia!

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This time they embark on a Vietnamese river adventure where they discover the locals row boats with their feet, make paper using an ancient technique in China, take part in an all-singing, all-dancing Bollywood extravaganza in India, stop for some grub at a Cambodian bug cafe and compete in a game of sepak takraw, one of the most popular sports in Laos. Ed is joined on this bonkers road trip by Victoria Cook, Richard David-Caine, Barney Harwood, Chris Johnson, Lauren Layfield, Ricky Martin and Inel Tomlinson.