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-Ed visits a winter wonderland, s'now joke! -I'm frozen solid. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
Naomi blows some tunes. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
-Richard delivers the goods. -It's got ham and pineapple | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
And Johny gets pie in the eye. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# North, south, east, west | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# On a bizarre quest, me and my mates | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Whatever we do is strange, but true | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# But it turns up | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
# All over the place! # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh... Oh, I'm so cold. I'm so cold. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Stop moaning, Ed, it's not that bad. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Not that bad? I'm frozen solid! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Well, it's lovely over here. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Well, I'm coming over there, then. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
What are you doing? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Don't come and bring your snow. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-It was nice and sunny before you came! -Why is it only snowing on me? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Because that guy over there is making it snow on you. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Hello, guy over there. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Could you stop this, please? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
This is Darcey, from Stroud. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
No, not that kind of snowman. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
He makes fake snow. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Whatever, it's s'no problem at all. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
So, Darcey, how do you make snow in the middle of summer? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
We have lots of different ways, more than 200, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-but my favourite is this. -200 ways to make snow! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
My favourite is this one, it's a fine powder. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
It looks like nothing, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
but we can carry a snowdrift in our hand luggage on a plane. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
All we have to do is add water... | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
and then, hey, presto, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
we have snow... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
You are a magician. How do you do that? That is... | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
It's like magic. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-..one of the best things I've ever seen. -Now, feel it. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
It's the most wonderful snow, ever. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Is it safe, can you throw it at people? -Erm, yeah. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-I was expecting that. -You know me too well. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Can we have a go at spraying some snow? -Yeah. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-I've got this wonderful, kind of... jetpack. -Oh, brilliant. -Can I...? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-I said it first. -Please... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-It's difficult. -I am closest. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Yes, you are. -Ha, ha, ha! The power, the power! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Do I get nothing? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
You can have what we call the snowstorm. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Oh, yeah, I like the sound of that. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-Ha-ha, this is more like it! -Oh, what...? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
-Let's see what you've got, Pitts. -Oh, yes, look at that. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
Let's see what this little baby does. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh, hey! Oh, wow! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
This is awesome, this is a ridiculous amount of snow! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
I had no idea this much was going to come out. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Now, aim it that way, then just walk backwards a little bit. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:20 | |
Yeah, I was getting a bit carried away there. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
-Then look for any bits you've missed. -Look at Johny. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
I'm definitely losing the snow war. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
You are definitely losing the snow war, I'm sorry to tell you. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
There goes Petrie. The best day ever! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
This would be the best way to get a day off school. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Go to the headteacher's house, cover the front garden | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
and they look out the window and go, "Oh, dear, school's off." | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
I can't turn this off, this is getting ridiculous! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, that's s'no joke! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
We are in the middle of summer, but with all this snow, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
it would be rude not to have a bit of a... | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-snowball fight! -Argh! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
The snow looks good and it covers up Johny's dandruff, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
but I wonder who would look best if you put a real snowman | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
and a fake one in the same room? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Hello, Mr... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Man, Snowman. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
What can we do for you today, Mr Snowman? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
I've been told this is the place to come | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
if you're starting to get a bit... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
embarrassed about your appearance. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
I guess you want us to sort out your hideous nose? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-We can do that for about £5,000. -I quite like my nose. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
-Why are you here, then? -It's the rest of my body. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
I suppose I'm getting on a bit. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Five days. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
My face is drooping, my tummy's sagging, I'm falling to pieces. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
It's not your age, Mr Man, it's this lovely warm weather | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
that's started, and spring is on the way. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I cannot wait. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
I don't know what you're so cheerful about. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
It's not exactly good news for us, is it? We are made of snow. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-Ah, not me, I'm made of plastic. -Plastic? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Technically, I'm GRP, Glass-Reinforced Plastic. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
It's a posher version of fibre glass. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
It's what they use to make snow in TV and films. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
And you can have it done too. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
You can be turned into | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
magnesium sulphate, vegetable wax. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
At these prices? Not likely. Anyway, I'm not sure I hold with it. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
It's people like you putting real snowmen out of business. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
-And what business would that be? -Being a snowman business. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
No offence, Mr Man, it's adapt or die in this world. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Human beings lead very busy lives | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
and can't wait for some old-fashioned snow to fall. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
There's all sorts of options. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
You can be melted and mixed with petroleum. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Too late, maybe I should have left the heating off. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Ed, you know you like to talk? A lot. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
I do have moments of intellectual genius | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
that have to be shared, if that's what you mean. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Since we're in Scotland, I've thought of a way | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-we can put all of your hot air to good use. -A bit rude. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
We're going to visit this place. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-The National Piping Centre? -Mm-hm. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-Am I going to be learning how to be a plumber? -No, follow me. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
You need a lot of wind to play one. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Ed, you suck. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
What we've got here is the oldest pipe chanter in the world | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
and it's about 300 years old. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Every set of bagpipes has a chanter, to play the melody? | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
That's right, yes. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
The chanter converts the air into a melody. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
THEY PLAY OUT-OF TUNE | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
I said melody! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Proof of Scottish giants. Look at these, they're massive. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
I like these, why has it got keys instead of the holes? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
The keys are so you can play | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
sharps and flats, it's quite complicated. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Name that tune, Naomi. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
-Do you think that sounds like it? -I think that sounds just like it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-Just like it, is it Adele? -No, it was Justin Bieber. -Oh, of course, yes. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
-Baby, baby. -Baby, ooh... | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
-Oh, I can hear it now. -See? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
That's as good as you're going to get. What was that? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
-That was definitely Chipmunk. -No, it was Katy Perry, Firework. -Oh, yes! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:17 | |
-I ran out of note. -Next one. -I needed an extra note. -Next one. -OK. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-I'm sorry, I give up, no. -It was Lady Gaga, Born This Way. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
-I need to sit down. -That was so bad, Ed. Terrible. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
You two have no chance of joining | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
the 8,000 pipers... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:51 | |
I wonder who would win the All Over The Place Bagpiping Championships? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
You're nae match fer me, wee mad Johny. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
I'm the greatest piper in this land. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Dinna kid yerself, Ed, yer a jealous bag of wind, if there was one. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
We'll soon find out about that, won't we? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Sorry, could you back off a bit? You've got quite bad breath. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
I've got the greatest set of bagpipes in Scotland, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
whereas yours are probably not even Scottish. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
They're probably made in England. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
There's nae shame in that, the English actually had bagpipes | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
before the Scottish. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
You wash your mouth out, that's a lie and you know it! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Everybody knows the bagpipes were made in Scotland. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Asia Minor, actually, in about 1,000 BC. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
I don't care for history, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I'm too busy practising on the great pipe. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-Hold it there, hold it there. -We haven't done nothing. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Ye canna arrest us for playing the bagpipes. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
I'm not arresting you for playing the bagpipes, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
but for crimes against the Scottish accent. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-Come with me. -It's a fair cop. -I cannae argue with that. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Ed, this place is huge, and what is that? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Ceallach, my young friend, that is Nelson's Column. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
And on top stands Admiral Horatio Nelson, hero of the British Navy | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
when he defeated Napoleon in the Battle Of Trafalgar in 1805. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-What, right here? -No, Trafalgar's also a place off the coast of Spain. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, I see. I wonder if he can see Spain from up there? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
-Er, I don't think so. -Do you think that's his ship up there? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
That's a piece of contemporary art, representing Nelson's ship. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
The art here changes all the time. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Did they keep these huge lions as pets? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
-No, they are based on models of real lions. -Very lifelike. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
Legend has it that if Big Ben chimes 13 times, they'll come alive. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Ah, that'll be on the 12th of never. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
# London calling to the underworld | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
# Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls... # | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
What's this, Ed? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
-This, Ceall, is the world's smallest police box. -Police box? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
It used to be a lamp post, but in 1926, it was hollowed, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
they put in a telephone and when someone called, the light flashed. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Ah, cool. That was a bright idea! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
-Get it? -Oh, yeah, brilliant(!) | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-How many police officers can fit in there? -Just the one. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-Do the police still use it? -No, closed down about 50 years ago. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh, that's a shame. What do they use it for now? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Doctor Who just bought it to replace his old TARDIS. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Really, Doctor Who lives in there? That's amazing. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
No, I'm only joking, obviously. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, that would have been so cool. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Just imagine your house was like a TARDIS. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
If my house was like a TARDIS, it would be a massive theme park. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
The place would be filled with rollercoasters. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
You would have water rides, you'd have loop-the-loop. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
You could go ice skating, have snowball fights. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
You could skate round with the penguins, holding fins and hands. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
You'd have rides that go really fast without a track. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
And it floats. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
My nain is from Wales, you know. Nain is Welsh for gran. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
Why don't the Welsh say gran? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
It wouldn't be Welsh, would it? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Looking forward to getting back to my roots. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
I've heard this North Wales village is beautiful. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I've always wanted to visit a typical Welsh village. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-I wonder what the main attraction is? Maybe a huge castle. -Yeah. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
Or a Chinese pagoda. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
It's not just the Chinese pagoda that's the main attraction here. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
In Portmeirion, there's buildings inspired from all over the world. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Asian, Italian, Spanish, | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
French and Welsh buildings. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
This village was built by one man. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
It took him over 50 years to complete his dream. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Ed and Richard, you have 42 seconds | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
to find out as much as you can about Portmeirion! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Ed, you've got Robin, who's in charge of the village. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Richard, you've got Meurig, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
who looks after the daily running of things. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. Three, two, one, go! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
-So, Meurig, what country are we in? -Wales. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
-Did you know Clough Williams-Ellis? -Yes, he was my grandfather. -Really? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
-Is there a beach here? -Yes, there is. -Is it a sandy beach? -Yes, it is. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Why did he build this place? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
To show you could develop somewhere beautiful without spoiling it. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-How many windows, do you know? -No. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
I heard it was a home for fallen buildings, is that | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
because they were rubbish and kept falling down? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
He wanted to give a home to places that were in danger. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-How many swimming pools in this place? -One. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Which building travelled the furthest? -The Bristol Colonnade. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-How many tourists do you get here each year, roughly? -250,000. -250,000? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
Why are the buildings different colours? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
-Did you have an indecisive painter? -OUT-OF-TIME BUZZER | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh! I'll never know why they are different colours. Why are they? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
-To mimic the colours of the Italian coast. -Oh, very interesting. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
The person that found out the most facts is... | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
-Richard. -Yes! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
-Oh, what, how? -I told you I'd beat you. -How? -I told you I'd beat you. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
-Well, I have got one thing. -What's that? -Guide book. -Oh, wicked. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
-Shall we have a look round? -Yes. Let's have a look. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
We are pleased with the cruise. The food is lovely. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
The entertainment is marvellous, but the scenery is a bit samey. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I've got to stop you there, you're going nowhere on this boat. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Made out of stone. -That would be why, then. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
There was a real boat, but it got destroyed by a storm | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
so Clough made a stone one to stay forever. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
-I do know something! -Have you been reading the guide book? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-Er, yeah. -I thought you might have. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
What are you doing? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
This is a hotel as well, don't spy on the guests. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
I'm not spying. Look, they're painted on, these windows. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Some of the buildings have windows painted on. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Nothing is as it seems in Portmeirion. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
The windows aren't windows, the doors aren't doors. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Oh, here's a door... | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-Sorry, madam! -Run! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
It's all right. She wasn't real, she was just a painted lady! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Portmeirion seems to have loads of surprises. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Where did Clough Williams-Ellis get all these amazing | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
sculptures and buildings from? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Hello, is that Generic Deliveries? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Good. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
I ordered some things for this | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Italian-inspired village I'm building... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -That will be them, thank you. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
You've got my stuff for the Italian village? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
That's right, sir. Come on, lads, bring 'em in! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-Hang on, bring what in? -The dolphins for the dolphin house. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
Be careful, the big one likes to chuck his fish about. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Wait, I wanted the house decorated with dolphins. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Paintings, sculptures, things like that. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
What am I going to do with a dozen dolphins? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
In the bath? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
What about the other stuff I ordered? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Ah... One rubber ring for you, sir. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-I didn't order this. -You ordered a stone boat, didn't you? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
So you're going to need that for when it sinks. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
At least tell me you've got me my... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
It's a pizza. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-No fooling you, is there, sir? -I ordered a piazza! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-A meeting place, where you meet people. -Oh. You wanted a meat pizza? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
No, I didn't want any pizza! I wanted a piazza! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
With a fountain and a gothic pavilion and Roman columns. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
This has got ham and pineapple. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
He certainly gave him a piz-za his mind. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
I doubt Clough Williams-Ellis used that delivery method. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Good day, madam, 'appen it's a lovely one again. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Good day to you, young street urchin, and where do we find ourselves today? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
Ain't that a fine question to be asking a young gent | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
like my good self? You see... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
# Pray tell, fair lady Haven't you heard? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
# We stepped back in time into Dickens' world. # | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Charles Dickens, Victorian novelist, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
the man who wrote Bleak House and Oliver Twist? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
# The very same Victorian gent | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
# And you can relive his past right here in Kent | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
# Walk the streets of gloomy London | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
# Just like him | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
# All misty, moody | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
# Dank and smelly, dark and grim | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
# Into Dickens' past, we need to delve | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
# He was born in 1812 | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
# Married Catherine Hogarth | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
# She was a Scot and they had ten children | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# Crikey, that's a lot! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
# He started off a newspaper reporter | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
# But then decided he really ought to | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
# Have a pop at fame and wealth and glory | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
# And set about writing popular stories | 0:18:33 | 0:18:38 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
# Here, you can see it all | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
# Newgate Prison and the Music Hall | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
# If you want to feel like a fool | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
# Then spend some time in the class of a Victorian school | 0:18:51 | 0:18:56 | |
# Dickens' books were published week by week | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
# Soap operas of the day, so to speak | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
# It's what was known as serialisation | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
# His stories truly gripped the nation | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
# Used techniques never seen before | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
# Cliffhangers left the readers wanting more | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
# Like a Victorian Eastenders, I'm guessing | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
# A bit like that, but much less depressing | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
# At Dickens World, you can choose | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
# To visit the house of Ebenezer Scrooge | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
# Have a Great Expectations boat ride | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
# The water's realistically brown | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# It's OK, it's been dyed | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
# And you don't need to be a historian | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
# To know what it's like to be a Victorian | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
# This world transports you through the ages | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
# Brings to life old Dickens' pages | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
# A novelist second to none | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
# Was partial to word play and a pun | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
# Dickens, Charles Dickens | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
# So right, don't know where to begin | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
# He must be good | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
# He's got a world named after him! # | 0:20:07 | 0:20:14 | |
That was a great banana. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Really? I'm more of a satsuma man, myself. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-Argh! -Oh, yes, the banana skin trip, | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
it's up there with other classic slapstick comedy like, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
the boxing glove punch. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Oh! This is no way to treat your co-presenter. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
I've worked with lots of people on this show and they show me respect. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
He'll be able to get his own back. We're here for this... | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Welcome to the World Custard Pie Championships, | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
taking place here in Coxheath, Kent. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
Started in 1967, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
it's held here in honour of a great film slapstick tradition, | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
the custard pie fight. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
The rules of custard pie throwing are fairly simple. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Six points for a pie in the face. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Three points for a pie on the shoulder. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
One point for anywhere else on the body. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
So who better to show you the ropes, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
and put pie in your eye, than the man who runs it all? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
So, Mike, you're the King of the Custard around here, are you? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
I'm the custard pie man. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
What's this custard made out of? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
That's a long story but, basically, it's flour and water | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
to exact proportions, because custard doesn't travel. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
So, it's not proper custard, then? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-It's the championship custard. -Oh, they look delicious. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-Wow, yum, championship custard. -That's one. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
If I ordered one of these in a restaurant, I'd be disappointed. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
I don't like how your hand's shaking, Ed. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
We haven't put any cream on them. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Can we have a bit of target practice? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-You're welcome to, I've got a lad here, Luke. -Brilliant. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-You can have a little go. -Hello, Luke. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Hello, Luke, sorry. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-Are you sure you're all right about this? -That's fine. Ready, steady... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
-Go on, Johny! -I feel really bad! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-Oh! -And again. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
-Yay! -Yay! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
-Johny, I think you should give Luke a hug to apologise. -Oh, no! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
Trust me, guys, you will be covered by the end of the day. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
As the judges can also award up to six points for a team's fancy dress, | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
the competition has started before | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
the first pie is even thrown. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Ed and Johny have joined opposing teams. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
I wonder they will cover themselves in glory | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
before they're covered in custard? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Looks like Ed's team have gone for the superhero look, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
a few points there, maybe? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
And Johny's team are... Care to tell us yourself, Johny? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:02 | |
What's up, this is Johny Pie Pants And The Bad Boyz. Ooh, ooh, ooh! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
Bad Boyz? You should be called Badly Dressed Boyz. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
You should be called Rubbish Heroes. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Rubbish Heroes, brilliant, nice one. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Our team has even got our own handshake. Check this out. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Ooh, yeah! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
We've got our own handshake, look, | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
much more efficient. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
That just wastes everyone's time. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Seconds before the first pie is thrown, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Ed finally reveals his true superhero identity. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Can you just do me the honours for me? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Look at me, I am Flan Man. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
If Flan Man and his team, or the Bad Boyz, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
can make it through two qualifying rounds, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
only a few pies stand between them and the semi-finals. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Come on, everyone, make Flan Man proud! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Ready, steady, fire. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Rah, rah! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
Rah! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Flan Man, the rahs are good, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
but I think you'll need to work on your aim a little. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Let's see how the Bad Boyz get on. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Who won, how do you win this? Some superheroes you are, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
-you can't even spell your name right - Heros. -Oh. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Eat my pie! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
I was taken unawares. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Where are all these pies coming from? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
This is like superglue, this is never coming off. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
People get into this though, don't they? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
This is just an average Saturday afternoon in Kent. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Prepare to face the custard! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
I thought that went well. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Oh, did you, Johny Pie Pants? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Is it enough to get you through to the next round? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
We got our results. Did you get yours? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
When you say get yours... | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
Did you get through to the semi-final? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-Well, semi-final... No. -You didn't get through? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:37 | |
You didn't get through! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
-You got through, then? -No. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
The competition may be over for Ed and Johny, | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
but the pies keep on flying until only the two best teams are left. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
And 'Luke' who's leading that team. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-Congratulations, you're in the final. -Thank you, yeah! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Can Luke and the Stocky Crusaders win the day, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
and become World Champions? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Come on, do it for Flan Man. Come on, remember your training. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Yes, all the training we gave you. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Remember what Johny Pie Pants taught you earlier. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
The winning team is team number one. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
And Luke's won, this is his moment of glory. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
-All down to us. All down to us. -All down to us, the winners' photo. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:42 | |
Oi, stop trying to steal the limelight from the World Champions! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
We still don't know who's the best between you two. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
To decide that, we need a pie-off | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
between the Superheroes and the Bad Boyz. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
To the victor the spoils! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Eat flan, man! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Here's pie in your eye, Pitts! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Face the wrath of Flan Man! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Take this, Flan Man! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
Hang on, left hand... Oh, dropped it. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
This is a disaster. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
Bring it on for the Bad Boyz. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Could be anyone. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
I'd just like to say, congratulations. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Yeah! The Superheroes! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
You might have foiled my plans this time, but I'll get you next time, | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
Flan Man! I'll get you next time! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
You've got custard on your face. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
You've been watching | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
All Over The Place! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
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