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Fancy a trip around the UK? Stay tuned as Ed and Johny get the sack. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Come on. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
-Barney goes on a big Greek adventure. -I am Perseus. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
Naomi strikes a pose. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Ceall blows his own trumpet and Iain goes clubbing. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
# All over the place, all over the place | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
# North, South, East, West, on a bizarre quest | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Me and my mates all over the place | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# Just do what you've heard everything is absurd | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Whatever we do is strange but true | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# All over the place, all over the place | 0:00:35 | 0:00:40 | |
# Bet you didn't know your stuff was in the UK | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
# But it turns up all over the place. # | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
At one with nature, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
it's lovely to have an amble through the countryside, Ed. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-Yeah, two men out in the wild the way it should be. -Oh, aye. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
-Do you fancy a game of hide and seek? -Do I ever? You count. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
One, two, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
three, four, five, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
six, seven, eight, nine... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
99, 100. Coming, ready or not! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Ed, you'll never find me. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-Are you behind a really big stone? -Ed, did you peek? You cheater. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
How could you have known that? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Which means it's very, very, very old. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Which is about the same height as a double-decker bus. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Ed and Johny, you have 50 seconds each | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
to find out as much as you can about Avebury stone circle. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
Johny, Dr Nic knows all about old stuff. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Ed, Dr Ros knows all about Avebury. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Whoever finds out the most facts in 50 seconds is the winner. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Three, two, one, go. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
I've got loads of questions to ask you about Avebury. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Why is there a road going through the middle? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
There's always been a road. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-How long have the stones been here? -About 5,000 years. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-Why is there poo everywhere? -We keep sheep here. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-How did they get here? -Brought by people. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Why are so many stones missing? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Because people built buildings out of them. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Why did they do that? -I don't know. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
-Why did people bring them here? -It's a religious site. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Why does Stonehenge think it's so much better than this place? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-I don't know because it obviously isn't. -Yeah, exactly, Stonehenge. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
-What type of stones are they? -A type of sandstone. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
-Who would win in a fight between Avebury and Stonehenge? -Avebury. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-Why? -Because we're bigger. -Is it bigger? -Much bigger. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
About 14 times bigger. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
What do you have to study to study stones? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
The people that made them. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
HOOTER | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Put it there. That was quite good. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
And the person who found out the most facts is... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
-..Ed. -Yeah! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
-I don't believe it. -Johny, you've just trodden in something nasty. -Oh! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Even better. Hurray. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Double victory. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Before coming here I never understood interesting stone circles, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
but coming here, they're absolutely massive. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
How did they get them here all those years ago? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I bought a guidebook to find out. There are 20 pages in it | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
and at the end it says that nobody knows who built it or why. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-Oh. -That was a waste of five quid. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
And to think they did all of this without machinery. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
They're just showing off. How many of these are there? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Thousands of years ago in the outer circle there were 98 standing up. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-How many are there now? -27. -Did people nick them or something? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
What could you possibly want with a rock? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Hundreds of years ago the villagers would light fires underneath, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
heat them up and throw cold water at them so they crack, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
smash them up and make houses out of them. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
I've been wanting to build an extension. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Oi, get your hands off that. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I tell you what, I wouldn't have fancied shifting all these rocks. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
They must have had some right motivation. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I think it must have had some sort of deep spiritual | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
or religious significance to the people who built it. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
There you go, mate, all done. One garden rockery. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-What's that? -What's wrong? -What's wrong? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
It's a million times too big, mate. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, I thought the plans were a bit unusual. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Me and the lads just thought you was some kind of eccentric millionaire. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Millionaire? This is the Stone Age, money hasn't been invented yet. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
You could have a million cats. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
This isn't what I wanted. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
You must have got the measurements wrong. I want 20 cats for this. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
You're not getting a dead cat for this fiasco, mate. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
What's the problem? I've done loads of rockeries like this. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
I've done the Stanton Drew circle in Somerset, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
I've done the Ring o' Brodgar in Orkney. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
I done a Stonehenge for your neighbour, down the road. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
I called that one...Stonehenge. He loved it. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Did he, though? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, when I say loved it, what I actually mean is got really angry | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
and threatened to tell the police. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
I pointed out that the police hadn't been invented yet. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
So, that got him off my back for a while. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
So, er, what happened in the end? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Well, we came to an arrangement that, since I'd wasted his time | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
and destroyed his garden, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
he could bash me over the head with a large club. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Really? -Hmm. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
I can't wait to see the cheetah, the lion, oh, the alligator. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-Dodos, stegosaurus. -Dodo? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Barney, all the dodos, they've been extinct for years, durr. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-Not in this garden, they haven't. -Really? -No. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Did you say garden? I thought this was a safari park. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
We're at Mount Stewart, mate. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
-It's like a magical garden with a massive collection of statues. -Oh. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
-I should read these things properly. -Yeah. Who's the dodo now? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Why are there so many statues in the garden? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
These gardens were designed by a woman called Edith, Lady Londonderry | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
and she wanted the gardens to say something about her, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
the things that she liked and her family and her friends. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
So, she had all these statues made to represent all those things. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
She was interested in animals cos there's a lot. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Are they all animals? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Some of them are real animals, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
but even these real animals, actually, represent people. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
I was thinking that warthog looks a bit like Barney, doesn't it? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Oi, enough of that. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
If Barney looks like the warthog, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
then, Ed, you're a double for this statue. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Separated at birth. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
There's a lot of detail in the statues. Look at that cheetah. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Look at the paws on it, look how sharp claws are. They look deadly. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-I'm Ed Backshall. -And I'm Barney Backshall. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
And I'm on a quest for the deadly six and a sixth. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
BOTH: This could be deadly. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Ah! Look at the size of that bill. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
It's one thing to admire this animal from afar... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
..but up close, it's even more impressive. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
I'm braver than any man who's ever lived | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
because this creature has a deadly, venomous spur | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
which can cause agonising pain in humans and kill a dog stone dead. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-Ed Backshall, where are you? -Rrrarr. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Ah! Oh. That was deadly. My heart, oh. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:56 | |
It's such a privilege to be the only person here to see this. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
His ears are pricked up and his nose is in the air. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
That's because he knows that I, Barney Backshall, am here. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Perhaps you should wear some deodorant. Your armpits are deadly. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Wow, look at this still and mythical creature. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
-It's like a fish out of water. -I've never seen anything like it before. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
Durr. Ed Backshall, it's a mermaid. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
A mermaid statue, to be precise, and that is why she's so still. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
I just thought she was mesmerised by my rippling biceps. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-These can be deadly. -I think you'll find that mine are deadlier. Yeah. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
I think you'll find mine are deadlier still. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
It's such a quirky place, this. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
It certainly puts my garden gnome to shame. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Look, we've even got Circe | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
and the sailors from The Odyssey in Greek mythology. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
It looks more like a pig. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
That's because Circe turned all of the sailors into pigs. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
In Greek mythology, they turned a lot of people into things. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
-Yeah, like Medusa with the snakes for hair. -Yeah. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
She turned everyone who looked at her into stone. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Maybe that's what happened to these poor animals and creatures. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
All Over The Place presents... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
No, I said suitably big shield, not stupidly big shield. I've got to go. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
Rrrrarr. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Starring... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I am Perseus | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
and this is my purse, really handy for small change | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
and my hanky. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-Rraarrr. -Ah! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
And Ed as Medusa. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Who has snakes instead of hair. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
They're not real snakes. Look. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Mmm. -Can I have a red one? -No. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
But beware, all who gaze into Medusa's eyes are turned into stone. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:12 | |
Yeah, it does make relationships quite hard. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
But I do save a fortune on garden ornaments. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
It's no wonder you got turned to stone, that shield's pathetic. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Roar. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
But in the end, every hero must face his destiny. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:34 | |
-Look into my eyes. -No. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
-Look into my eyes. -No. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, go on, we'll be here all day. Oh, what? That's cheating! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Aaaah. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, what a pain in the neck. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
'Well, well, well, what have we here?' | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
'This is the Maharajah's Well.' | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
'The Maharajah, an Indian prince, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
'donated the well to the villagers nearly 150 years ago.' | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
'Why did he do that?' | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
'He heard about people having to walk miles and miles for water.' | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-'Oh, wow, he's a well nice man.' -'Cherry?' -'Oh, go on then.' | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
'The Maharajah donated a cherry orchard too. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
'So that the sale of the cherries | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
'would pay for the upkeep of the well.' | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
'That elephant's pretty bling.' | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
'The elephant is like the village pet. Oh, I think I might well up.' | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
If I had an elephant as a pet, you'd never have to buy, like, | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
a new vacuum cleaner again. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Because all you needed to do was, like, on top of all the dirt put, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
like, peanuts and then it would go round sucking all your dirt up. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Some person might write, like, | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
a magazine saying that elephants were out of fashion. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
So, all, like, fashionable people would get their elephants, | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
chuck them in the bin and then buy, like, a monkey or something. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Elephants are so last year. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Yeah, definitely. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
# Uh-huh, uh-uh, yeah | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
# Here in Bridgnorth | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
# There's High and Low Town | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
# And there's a novel way Of getting up and down | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
# I'm up here | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
# And he's down there | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
# And there ain't no way | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
# I'm going up them stairs | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
# So | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
# If we want to get together | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
# And we don't want it to take for ever | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
# Cos the climb's a little stiff | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
# There's a train that goes right up the side of the cliff | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
# I just hop on at the top | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
# And enjoy the 110-foot drop | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
# And pretty soon we'll meet each other | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
# Riding on the funicular-ula-ula | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
# Railway-ay | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
# On the funicular-ula-ula-ula | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
# Railway-ay-ay-ay. # | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
Yeah. I thought we were meeting at the bottom! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
What? I can't hear you. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
-It's OK, I'll come down. -What? I can't hear you. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
It's OK, I'll come up. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
# It was built | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
# In 1892 | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
# Cos 200 steps just wouldn't do | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
# And the climb | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# From start to finish | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
# Well, it only takes | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
# A couple of minutes | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
# So | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
# If we want to get together | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
# We just got to show a bit of endeavour | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
# Luckily, that's not a concern | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
# As the ticket that I bought is a return | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
# From Low back up to High Town | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
# Look, one carriage goes up The other down | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
# Cos they counterbalance each other | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# Riding on the funicular-ula-ula | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
# Railway-ay | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
# On the funicular-ula-ula-ula | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
# Railway-ay-ay-ay | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
# As far as inland funicular railways go | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
# There is no other in England as steep or as old | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
# Though, actually, when I come to think about it | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
# I'd have difficulty naming another Truth be told | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
# If we want to get together | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
# And I'm beginning to think that we may never | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
# Cos this is no longer funny | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
# And I've ended up spending all my pocket money | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
# On tickets going up and down | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
# Between Bridgnorth's High and Low Town | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
# Will we ever meet each other? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
# Riding on the funicular-ula-ula | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
# Railway-ay | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
# On the funicular-ula-ula | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
# Railway-ay-ay-ay-ay. # | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Oh, look at that nose. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
Eurgh. And the size of those ears, that's grotesque. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
I've had a lot of compliments about my nose and my ears, actually. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
If we're going to insult each other, what about your hair? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Oi. I was actually talking about those grotesques, look. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are horrible. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Grotesque means ugly | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
and grotesque statues are found on the side of buildings. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
So, these ones at Oxford University's Bodleian Library | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
are not only hideously ugly, but are also probably hideously clever. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Unlike these two dafties. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
A gargoyle is slightly different | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
as it acts like a drainpipe, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
spitting out the rainwater. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
How rude. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
There's a lot of these gargoyles in Oxford, | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
when you start looking for them, isn't there? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
No, those ones are grotesques. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
All these years, I've called them gargoyles. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Getting it all muddled up? -Oh. -Oh. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
All my gargoyle chat at parties and stuff. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
There's some ugly faces up there. There's some ugly animals as well. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
The uglier, the better. It was supposed to ward off evil spirits | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
and protect any treasures inside the buildings. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
If you were a gargoyle, how would you scare off evil spirits? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Like this. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
-I'm not scared. -That's terrible, isn't it? -I'm not scared. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-What about you? -How about? Rrarr, rrarr. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
It works, it works! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Rrarrr! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Those two, over there, look quite cheeky, don't they? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Yeah, they look like they're up to some right mischief. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Keep your opinions to yourself, love! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Yeah, it's a very serious job we do up here! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
We protect this building from evil spirits. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
He does it by pulling scary faces. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
And he does it by spitting out rainwater from the gutter | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
in the back of his head. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
It's all very technical. What I do is, I open my mouth and... | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
-well, that's it, really. -Ooh, gargoyle, you're grotesque. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
-Thank you very much. Now sling your hook. -No! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
-All right, Gary, spit rainwater on him. -I can't. -Why not? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
It's not raining. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
THUNDER | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
It is now. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Don't spit it out all at once. Store it up. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Wait for it. Wait for it. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Now! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
Ha! Ha-ha. That'll learn ya. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Bring a brolly next time, Einstein. Ha-ha. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-All right, Gary, you can stop now. -Hmmmmm. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Oh, look at you. Look at what you've become. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
You're a drainpipe, you've got no dignity. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Oh, that's better. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
Oi, don't you dare. Shoo. Shoo. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Oh, that's good. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
I was starting to look a bit of an idiot myself. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Ha-ha, ha-ha. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
I did not see that coming. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
-These ones, over here, look newer. -Yeah, these ones are cool. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
These ones are winners of a competition. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
As the original ones | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
were really badly weather damaged. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Before the children's grotesques were carved out of stone, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
they had to make them into clay models first. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
That's right. Ed and Naomi, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
your challenge is to make clay model grotesques of each other. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-But hang on, we haven't got any clay. -Oh, look, Ed. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Voiceover man's set it up, ready for us. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Ah, how convenient. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
You have 24 seconds to make the most grotesque grotesque. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
Three, two, one, go. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
Get a good look at your face. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
I'm going to make this as true to life as possible. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I'm going to make this really, really ugly. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
I could just stop now, it's so good. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Yes. Eurgh, I never thought I'd have my fingers up your nose. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
Pointed face. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Stop. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Here to judge who's is best is Erika from the Bodleian Library. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
Well, I think the most grotesque grotesque has to be this one | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
because of the teeth. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
-Yay. Oh, the teeth, the teeth won it. -So realistic. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
-I was worried it was too realistic. -Charmed, I'm sure. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Knew I should have given this one a bigger nose. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
The weather might not be great, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
but I'm looking forward to this Tetbury Race. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
It's actually called the Tetbury Woolsack Race. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-That's a strange name for a town. -It's because, in the race, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
you've got to run with a bag of wool on your back. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
A bag of... That's so easy. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
My granny knits me woolly jumpers all the time. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Thanks, Gran, they're lovely and fluffy and remind me of home. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-I mean, how heavy can a sack of wool be? -This heavy. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
THUD | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I said it was heavy. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
Well, they are heavy. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
The woolsacks for the men's races are actually 27 kilograms. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
That's the same as 27 litres of milk. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
The race has been officially run here in Gloucestershire | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
for over 30 years. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
There are adult, junior and team races, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
up or down Gumstool Hill, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
a very steep road in the centre of Tetbury. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-To you, then, Ed. -To me. -To you, then. -To me, Johny. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-You've not got your side properly. -Oh. Ah. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-You all right, guys? -Yeah. Is your name Lee? -That's right. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Nice to meet you, guys. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
We understood you've got some tips about how to lift this | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
and run up a hill. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
It's mind over matter. Everyone's heard of that. Yeah? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Yeah. I've got the mind, I'm just not sure I've got the matter. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
You say you're going to give us advice, | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
but, surely, it's just about brute strength. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-Possibly, yeah, you're getting there, yeah. -Oh, dear. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
There's three simple, safe rules you must follow with this. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Grasping the woolsack, one leg in front of the other, squat down, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
one big loop, as you stand up, throw it onto your shoulders. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Squat, loop, on the shoulders. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Well done with the invisible, weightless sacks. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Make sure you have one leg in front of the other. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
When you're lifting up, your back is very straight, | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
holding the sack. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Feet looking good. Straight backs, lovely. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
You're really getting the hang of this, | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
carrying invisible, weightless sacks. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Normally, when you're running, you'd run upright. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
With this sack, for safety, you hold on tight and you run low. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Keep low, hold tight. Perfect. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
I think we're going to have to move on | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
from invisible, weightless sacks. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-It's hard enough doing it with just the air. -Come on, guys, keep trying. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
-Come on, guys, well done. Keep trying. -I can't do it. -Come on, Ed. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
-So, at this point...? -Just get it, one big loop, Johny, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
on your shoulders. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Come on. That's it, guys. Be careful, be careful, guys. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Work hard. Fantastic. Fantastic, well done. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
It's harder than it looks, OK? It's heavy, this. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Well done. Excellent, guys. Excellent. Fantastic, guys. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
Keep going. That's brilliant. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
I can't do it any longer. Ah. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Good, I managed about three metres, there. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-I bet they make cushions, though. -Oh, yeah. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Don't get too comfy there, boys, because you'll be seeing Lee later, | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
when you two race to win the All Over The Place Woolsack challenge. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
It's thought that Woolsack Racing could be around 400 years old | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
and that it started with young men racing with their heavy sacks | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
to try and impress the local ladies. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
I wonder how Ed and Johny will get on with that. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
You know what, there's two of us carrying this at the moment. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
-And it's not even up the steepest bit. -I know. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
-Hello, ladies. -Hello. -Hello. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
-Hello. You're a lady, aren't you? -I am. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-Are you impressed with that? -It's a biggin. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Wow, big, strong boys. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Eh? You see. Maybe it does impress the ladies, after all. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Would you be impressed if we ran up this hill with this on our back? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
-Yeah. -She would. -Yeah. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
All this time, all that I had to do was carry a sack of wool up a hill. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
If only I'd known! That's where I've been going wrong all these years. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
Oh, yes, babe magnets. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Oh, bless. Look at them. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
Confident and ready to go. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Throwing some shapes and busting some lovely moves, there. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:49 | |
All very nice, chaps. But, remember, you've not even seen a race yet. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
KLAXON | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
TANNOY: Blue and yellow in the lead. Oh, my goodness. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
There is no way that I'd still be running at that point. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Look how fast they set off! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
That is incredible. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-Oh, we're doomed, we're doomed. -This could be embarrassing. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
Watch and learn, chaps. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Take some tips from how the other racers do it. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Yey! Well done. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-Even the kids look good at this, don't they? -I know, I know. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
To be fair, they are like big pillows, the ones they're running. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Yeah, that is true. Ours are sort of king-size pillows. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
If I were to use one of those, you think anyone would notice? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Maybe not. Maybe you should. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Maybe they'll just think I'm a really big man. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
15 yards ago. Oh, my God, he's fallen down. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
-Did you see him fall over? -Yeah, course. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
He completely stacked. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Not only have you got to worry about the weight and the hill, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
but also about slipping over and... This could be... | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
I don't want to do this. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Never mind, guys. The only way is up. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Actually, for the individual race you're running in, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
that's true in every way. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
We found out that our race starts at the bottom of the hill. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
We thought we might have a slightly easier ride going down, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
but, no, we're going up. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
Going downhill would've been an uphill struggle enough. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
We're doing an uphill uphill struggle. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-Rex is the pantomime horse. -They're announcing us now. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Johny and Ed are the other two runners. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
They're our competitors. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Listen, as long as... We've got to beat the horse. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Yes, Johny, it's you and Ed against a pantomime horse | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
and sack race specialist, Lee. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-We've got to warm up. -Lee's just doing this. Here we go. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
He's doing that now. Let's do... He's doing this. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Yeah, but he's not doing it like that, Ed. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Do we look like we know what we're doing? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
No. But it's too late to back out now. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
And they're off! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
And Lee goes straight into the lead, no surprise there. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Johny seems to be starting well. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Oh, Ed's a little slow off the blocks. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
But it looks like he might overtake the pantomime horse. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Oh, no he isn't. Oh, yes he is. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Lee's miles ahead, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
but Johny is still in front of Ed in the race that really matters. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
I hope you're enjoying this, ladies, cos I'm not. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Oh, I'm sure they are, Ed. But can you catch Johny? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
The race is on. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Come on! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Ed is catching. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
He sees a gap on the inside of Johny and, oh, yes, he's going for it! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
Johny fights back and it's too close to call, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
going into the home straight. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
But, oh, yes! Ed has pulled in front | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
and Ed wins by a whisker. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
-Ah. -A relaxed-looking Lee finished the race in 59 seconds. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
But before the judges confirm Ed and Johny's times, | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
let's have a look at that winning moment again. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
And there's nothing Johny could do to stop Ed from winning. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-But well done to you both. -I thought I had you. You caught me up. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
-I thought you had me. -You caught me up and then, my legs just gave way. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
I was going to start walking, I thought I'd left you in the dust. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
And then, I see little Petrie-legs coming up behind me. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
-Now, Johny, you did one minute 14 seconds. -OK. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:10 | |
-And Ed cracked it with one minute 13 seconds. -One second in it. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
-Oh, man. -What a wonderful result. Congratulations. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
-Here's the Woolsack Trophy. -Thank you. Thank you. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
You know what, it was so close, shall we call it a draw? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
You know what, Ed, you're patronising me by, you know, | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
you clearly won and you're saying that it was a draw, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-but I'll take it, yes, thank you. Yes, we both won. -Yeah. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
I'm going to go off and impress some ladies. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
-Hello, ladies, here I am. -We're here, we're here. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
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