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Your CBBC means travel All Over The Place in the UK. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Find out why Gemma, Ed and Johny are dressed like this. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
Why Dick and Dom are hanging around | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
and why Iain and Barney are monkeying around. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
And, why London goes, "cuckoo." | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# Me and my mates, all over the place! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Whatever we do is strange but true! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-# But it turns up... -# ..all over the place! # | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Here we are, Barney, a brilliant reason to come to Scotland. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Blair Drummond Safari Park with Chimp Island. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Chimp Island, it does what it says on the tin. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
It's an island full of chimps! Why are you dressed as a monkey? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Because we're going to see the monkeys. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-Chimps are in the ape family. -Oh... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh, isn't he lush! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Oh! These three gorgeous chimps live in Blair Drummond Safari Park. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Why do you hide food on the island for the chimpanzees? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
In the wild they spend a large part of the day looking for food, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
so we try to imitate this. Hiding their food means it isn't just there | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
on a plate for them and they have their breakfast... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-RATTLING -Head's up! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
He just threw some poo at us! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
That was lucky escape. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
There you go, that's an apple tree. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
They'll never find it here. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
There's nothing like a game of hide and seek with food. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Oh, hello! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
So graceful... I used to do ballet, you can tell. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Are you putting peanut butter in a hole? -That's exactly what I'm doing. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
OK, just because... Why? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
-So they can fish it out with their fingers! -Brilliant! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-I'm going to fill some more holes. -Brilliant. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
I'm Ed Backshall and welcome to Deadly 6 And A Half. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:15 | |
I'm Barney Backshall and also a presenter on Deadly 6 And A Half. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
My mission is to wait for the chimps to cross the bridge | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
and walk out onto chimp island. This could be deadly. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
This is so deadly I might take my top off for no reason at any moment. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
So let's go to the other side of the island to take a look. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
This could be deadly. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Although, probably not, cos we'll be on a boat. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
He's enjoying my peanut butter. She's using a stick to get it out. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
I thought she'd use a finger. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-I used my finger. -I wouldn't have thought to use a stick. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
A chimpanzee is cleverer than me. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-And, better looking. -Oi! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
So all that food we hid, they've now got that? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
There'll be a lot they haven't found yet. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
It'll take them several hours to get it all. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
There's one with a twig. You put out food and they're eating a twig. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
She wasn't eating, she was brushing her teeth after eating peanuts. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
They're so like us! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
They're the closest animal to humans. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
It's like looking in a mirror, Barney. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I'm a right hairy monster, aren't I? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
They all seem to be quite close, don't they? Like a group of friends, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
having a chat, a meal. Having some breakfast. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
It's like watching chimpanzee soap operas. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
And now on BBC ChimpEnders. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
All right, tell me what's going on, spill the beans. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Me and Cindy Chimp, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-I've been seeing someone else. -Who? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-Tara Chimp. -And? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
And Lindsay Chimp and Tracey Chimp and Zoe Chimp and Debbie Chimp | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
and Ann Chimp, Zoe Chimp... | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
You said Zoe Chimp already. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Nah, another Zoe Chimp. She moved in next door. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-So, what's the problem? -What'll Cindy say if she finds out? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
I've got eight other girlfriends, Tommy. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
It ain't funny, mate. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
She'll go bananas. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
She'll scream and shout, slap the ground with her hands and feet. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Show me her teeth and turn her back for the whole afternoon. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Just like when I nicked her mango. I know she will. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-Listen, you got it all wrong. She won't be mad. -You reckon? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
You're a chimpanzee, mate. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
It's perfectly normal to have loads of girlfriends. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
It's true! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
You can have as many girlfriends as you like. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Trust me, Cindy will understand. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
How can you be so sure? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Because I took her to dinner, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
after she got back from the pictures with Jimmy Chimp, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
then went bowling with Andy Chimp, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
and I saw her get into a taxi to go to the theatre with another chimp. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
-Cheater! -No, it wasn't a cheetah. It was definitely a chimp. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
She's got lots of boyfriends and you've got lots of girlfriends. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-It's cool. -So it's all right. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Yeah, you were worried about nothing. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
So, come on, give me a hug. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
THEY SHRIEK | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Thanks, bruv. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
# Grown ups collect stuff, too. # | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Hey, you might collect Top Trumps | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-but you'll never guess what this bloke collects. -Cheshire! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
Well, at least we'll know what time it is. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
It's cuckoo time. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
CUCKOO! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Is it one of the biggest collections in the world? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
It is the biggest collection in the world. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-The biggest? -The biggest, but remember, | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
everything we have was made within a 25-mile radius of each other. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
They all come from the same place? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
In the Black Forest in southern Germany. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
So if they don't come from the Black Forest are they classed | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-as cuckoo clocks still? -Aliens. -OK, I understand. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
All these clocks are from the Black Forest in Germany. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Yep, as it happens, I know quite a lot about the Black Forest. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-GERMAN ACCENT: -Oh, really!? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
-You think you know about the Black Forest? -Ja. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Eins, zwei, drei... | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
MUSIC: "Mastermind Theme" | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Where is the Black Forest? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
The Black Forest is a wooded, mountain range in south-west Germany. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-What else comes from the Black Forest? -A Black Forest gateaux. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
I had one on my ninth birthday and I ate too much of it. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
When I sneezed it came out of my nose. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Don't let it put you off because it's a really nice cake. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-What am I wearing? -Lederhosen. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Actually, did you know that on a pair of lederhosen there's a side pocket | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
that you can't fit a lot in, apart from a knife and a fork. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
-You're right! -I know I'm right. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
But not all cuckoo clocks have cuckoos in them. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-Hi. -Hello. -How are you? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
-Great, thanks. -You look well. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
-Thanks. You too. -Thanks. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Look, I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to go for... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
I'll make this quick because we don't get very long out here, do we? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
-Ja, I noticed that. -I was just wondering if you... Oh. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
CLOCK CHIMES | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
It's a shame there isn't a way | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
we could stay out here for longer together. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Mm, come to think of it, we do live in the same house. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
You'd think there'd be some sort of connecting door or something. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Maybe there is. I've never looked. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
You know what, neither have I. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-I am not coming out. -Ja, neither am I. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
-We are having a snog. -SQUEAKING NOISE | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
I think time is ticking on so we better go, Joe, but before we go, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
we'd like to give you this little | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
All Over The Place cuckoo clock, Robin. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-Thank you very much. -What do you think? Where will you put it? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
I think we'll put it with the organs, don't you? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Whaaaa...? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
'Who is on the phone? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
'Could it be a Bat Emergency?' | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Oh, shut up. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-'Oh, that's a bit rude.' -Hello, Bird Ed here. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
-SQUEAKY VOICE -It's Batwoman. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Hi, Batwoman, yeah. Hi... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Can I start by saying I am a massive fan. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
How you get costumes that fit you, I don't know. You need our help? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
We'll be there in an instant. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
You must be Batwoman, we're here to help. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-You've come to feed the bats? -Yes. Was that all you wanted us to do? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Yes, feeding the bats. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
You didn't really need to dress up. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Oh... All right, then. -Come in. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
You're not going batty, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
this really is a bat hospital and it opened in 1997. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Right, Holly, this is the bat you can feed. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-OK. -If you'd like to take a seat. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
Now this is a grey long-eared, she's just warming up. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
-Can you see her fizzing there? -Yeah. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
..to conserve energy, so they have to shake to wake up. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Right, head first, I've got him. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
I'm more scared of these bugs than I am of the bats. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-Come on, here's lunch. -Oh, they taste gorgeous. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
These are fantastic mealworms with lots of fibre. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
The bats love them. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
That's it, once she gets hold of it. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-OK, I think she's had enough now, Holly. -OK. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-They don't need a lot of those because they're quite big. -Right. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Some people complain about being crammed into a house | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
with their brothers and sisters... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Look at these guys, 20 to a box! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
These are where the bats live permanently that stay with us. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
It's like a hospital/hotel. They're nocturnal, aren't they? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
They are nocturnal, yes. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
He doesn't like being woken up, does he? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
This is a Bechstein's which is one of the rarest bats in Britain. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
What myths about them aren't true? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
The biggest myth is bats are blind. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Actually bats have got a very good eyesight. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
-They only see in black and white. -'But they do love hanging around.' | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
Everything will be fine. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
-Relax... Argh! -What's the matter? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
I don't know. I'm just scared. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-Scared, what of? -The dark. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
The dark? But you're a bat. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
I know, it's stupid, isn't it? A bat being scared of the dark. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-There's something else I'm scared of too. -What's that? -Bats! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-How can you be scared of bats? -I don't know. I always have been. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
It must've been horror films I watched as a kid. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
They start zipping around in the air and then land in someone's hair. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
That just simply isn't the case. Horror films have just made it up. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Bats have got very good sense of direction. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
When they leave a cave they always turn in the same direction, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
they always go left. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Oh, I see, I thought that was just coincidence. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Maybe it's the size of them. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
In those films they were like giant, flying rats. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Well, in real life that simply isn't the case. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
I mean, most species are actually smaller than us. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
90% of bats actually weigh less than 25 grams. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
-What's 25 grams? -Oh, about the same as a packet of crisps. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Maybe it's those other flying mammals. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
There are no other flying mammals. We are the only flying mammals. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Maybe it's just being a bat that I'm scared of. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I mean, our legs are so thin we can't even walk on the ground. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
It's terrifying, really. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Well, no, it's not terrifying, | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
if you consider we never walk on our feet. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-We're always upside-down or flying. -Good point, good point. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
I guess my fears are a bit stupid. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
I believe they are. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
I say take a deep breath in, go outside, join our chums, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
eat some tasty insects and say no more about it. OK? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
-Yes, thank you for the pep talk. -No problem. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
One problem, you'll be doing this solo, I'm not coming with you. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-Why not? -I'm scared of flying. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-Oh! -Oh! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
I hope you don't get seasick, | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
the SS Great Britain used to be the biggest ship in the world. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
-Ed, you don't have to worry because captains don't get seasick. -What? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
Whenever I'm on a ship, | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
I'm always the captain. It's like a rule. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
There's only room for one captain on this ship. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-You're right. -OK, all right. First one to the hull is the captain. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
-Deal. On the count of three. -Yeah. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-One. -Oi! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
That's Izzie to his mates. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
# Let's go! # | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Ha-ha! First one to the hull equals Captain Stirling. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Really? Really Captain Stirling, OK. How deep is that water? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Oh, a couple of hundred metres. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Ha! it's that deep. It's sitting on top of a glass roof. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
It's so people can see the bottom of the ship. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Knowing facts like that proves I should be the Captain, actually. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Ed and Iain, you have 37 seconds | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
to find out as many facts as you can about the SS Great Britain. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Ed, you have Rhian. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Iain, you have a famous engineer Isambard. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. 3, 2, 1, go! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
-Isambard, how are you? Are you well? -Very well, thank you. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
-Can I wear your hat? -No. -What does SS stand for? -Steamship. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
-What's so revolutionary about the design? -It was the first ship | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
built from iron with a screw propeller. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-When was it built? -1843. -How big is it? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-3,400 tonnes, 322 ft long, 50 ft wide. -That's impressive. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
-How many people travelled on it? -Up to 600. -That could fit on it? -Yes. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
-Why here? -Because it was built here. -What fuel did it use to move around? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
-It used coal and the power from the wind in its sails. -Sails? OK, good. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
-Could I be a top-class designer? -You could. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Definitely with that hairstyle. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
-Were there any animals on board? -Yes. Sheep, cows, pigs, chickens | 0:15:12 | 0:15:17 | |
-and a porpoise. -'Time's up, boys.' | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-Thank you very much, Isambard. -'And the winner is... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
'..Ed!' | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Yes! Captain Petrie, I like the sound of that. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:30 | |
-You're my steward now. -Yes... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
So, salute, salute, come on! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Right, a quick ship inspection, I think. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
You're very lucky to be here. It's only cos you're my steward. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-OK... -Now, polish that?! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-What bit? -All of it! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Ah, look at that, the best of British engineering. I love it. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
-You called? -Did I? -Yeah. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Well, um, tighten those nuts! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-Steward! -What now? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
There's a blockage in the toilet. Sort it out, will you? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
You've got to be j... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
-'Eurgh, I'm glad this isn't Smell-o-vision.' -There you are. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Yes! Finally, something to eat. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-I am starving. -Er, have you got a first class ticket that allows you | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
-to eat at the captain's table? -No. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Can I please at least have a seat? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
No, sorry, there isn't any room. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
I love this ship. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Steward! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Fetch me my... binoculars. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
And stop that huffing and puffing! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
You're out of shape! You need to get shipshape! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-It's time for the pirate fitness workout. -Hello there! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
I'm Ann Bonny, famous female pirate, and welcome to Shipshape. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:53 | |
MUSIC: "Hung Up" by Madonna | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Let's hoist and hoist and hoist and hoist that pirate flag. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
Here come the British ships. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips. That's ships and hips! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
OK, now it's time to work those glutes. Let's bury the treasure. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:23 | |
You can have your binoculars back now, Iain. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-Thanks. -You know what I like about being the captain? -What's that? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
-Being in control of all this. -HE LAUGHS | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
-You see all these people, looking at me now? -Yeah... | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Pointing and smiling. They're all thinking, "He's the captain." | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
That's right, Ed, it's got nothing to do with the circles | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
round your 'aye-ayes'... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
This is Blackpool's giant mirror ball - the biggest in the UK. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Wow, they'd have trouble tangoing around that on Strictly Come Dancing. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
'Oof, that looks quite a handful, Ed. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-'It weighs four and a half tonnes! -You better not drop it then. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
'And it's got 46,000 mirrors on it! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
'46,000 mirrors, eh? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
'That's one mirror for every four people in Blackpool. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
'That's a tight squeeze! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
'Just as well they're not shaped like giant mirror balls.' | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
If everybody were shaped in the shape of giant balls, | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
they would be quite chubby. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Then we could use cannons instead of cars and boats, human cannonballs. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
And you can bounce. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
You'd start very slowly, then higher and higher and higher... | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
and higher and higher and higher and higher! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Eventually, you'd get to space | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
and you'd just be suspended in space, floating like a ball, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
like a new planet, just a big circular thing floating in space, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
and that's bad manners. What would the aliens think? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
Oh, they'd be shocked. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
# Get the motor running Head off in our sports car | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
# In the Scottish Highlands At the wildlife park | 0:19:30 | 0:19:38 | |
# Hey, Johny, have you ever wondered | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
# About endangered animals of mountains and tundra? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:46 | |
# There's 200 of them here more or less | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
# At the Highland Wildlife Park near Inverness | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
# Did I just see a bison? Isn't that a red deer? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
# It's quite hard to tell From all the way over here | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
# I could do with seeing them a little bit clearer | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
# We could tell what they were if we got a bit nearer | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
# To be honest, this is as close as I dare | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
# Between you and me I'm a little bit scared | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
# Living in peaceful co-existence | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
# But from behind a fence at a safe distance | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
# Check out the Scottish wildcats | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
# They're faster than lightening | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
# I'll stay in the car | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
# They look a bit frightening | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
# What about the Tibetan wild ass? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:50 | |
# Sounds lethal if it's OK, I'll pass | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
# Quick, run for your life isn't that a lynx? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
# It's probably more scared of you I should think | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
# Would this be a good point to remind you | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
# There's a ferocious camel behind you | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
# I'm rigid with fear | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
# Can we get out of here? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
# Hang on, before we go | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
# There must be time for a guitar solo... # | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
# Looking at wild animals | 0:21:45 | 0:21:52 | |
# Just take me home! # | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Excuse me, have you seen TV's Ed Petrie anywhere? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
It's me! I'm already wearing my panto costume. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
-Why have you come dressed as an ugly sister? -I resent that. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
This is what I'm wearing for the Pantomime Grand National. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
-I am Widow Twankey. -No! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
It's the Pantomime Horse Grand National! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
-You'll be dressed as a horse. -What? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
I'm not going as the back end of a horse! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
That's the only place for you! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
But it's not necessary. I'll show you the costume. Come on. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Oh well, at least I can still wear this at home. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I didn't just say that out loud, did I? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
'Oh, yes, you did. It's the Pantomime Horse Grand National. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
'Geddit? Oh, yes... Pantomime! I'm wasted on you lot. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
'The Pantomime Horse Grand National has been running for eight years. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-'Oh, no, it hasn't! -Oh, yes, it has. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
'Oh, no, it hasn't! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
'Oh, not this again. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
'Let's hope Ed's trousers don't fall down. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
'Watch out! It's behind you! Literally. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
' It's the name of Gemma's horse.' | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Ha, ha! Here we go. I've got to go and parade around | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
and show everyone what we look like. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
I don't feel silly at all. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Whoa! He's a frisky one. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
He's a frisky one, this one! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Keep him under control... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Oh! Stop eating the camera! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Oh! Aaaah! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
-How's Mr Ed doing? -He's a nightmare. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
I can't keep him under control. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I told you once and I'll tell you again...! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
May the best horse win. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Yes. There we go, nuzzle noses. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Oh, he's off again! Leave the camera alone! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
First race on our card today, | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
it's the fillies and there's Gemma taking an early lead. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
She's off and she's running. There's some stiff competition. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
Up to the first jump. Who'll be over? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-Any falls? No. -She's cleared the first jump! She did it! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Yes, she did, well-observed, young man. You used your eyes. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
He doesn't fancy her chances. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Come on now, Gemma, giddy up, girl! Trot on, trot on! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
I'm exhausted! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
OK, now Gemma's halfway through the race. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Now, Mr Ed, that's the finish line, OK? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
This is a very important shot, so whatever you do, don't... Ah! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Stop it! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
And Gemma's doing very well. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
She's coming down and being greeted by many of the fans. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
She has to chase The Pink Lady, who's out in the lead. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
She's now in second place. Come on, Gemma. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Gemma's coming over the final hurdle. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
She's got nothing left. Look at her. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Look at her, she's worn out. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
And as Gemma comes down to the end, it's quite clear that her real legs | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
are as floppy as the legs at the side of the horse. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
She's done it. She's home in second! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
-Oxygen, please. -I'm exhausted! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-You came second! -I know! It's really hard! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Thank you! Yeah! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:29 | |
-Let's see if Ed can beat Gemma. -Fingers crossed I beat him. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
-I'm going to come first. -Ha, good luck! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
They're under starter's orders. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Ed looking very jittery on the start line. It's all to play for here. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
He has to come in first to beat Gemma. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
They're off - heading for the first jump and it's bunching. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
They're bunching badly. There's a big group of guys who... | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Oh, he's down! He's down at the first jump. We have our first... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
And he's back-up, looking pretty in pink and carrying on. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
There goes Ed, legs flailing everywhere, false ones and his own. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
And there's the cameras getting the action. And they're coming over. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
These men are very very competitive | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
and Ed is lagging way behind. He's going to have a lot of work to do. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
So I'm just approaching the finishing line waiting for Ed to cross it, | 0:26:16 | 0:26:21 | |
in a better position than me. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Quite remarkable performance from young Ed, his first time out | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
in the Pantomime Chase. He's currently in fourth position. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
Can't actually see him at the minute. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
-I don't think it's going to happen. -I think you might be right. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
Oh, there's a round peg going through a square hole, it's our Ed. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Oh, and he's moving up into third position. Come on! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Come on, Ed! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
He's almost there. He's into second place! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
He's got second! He's stolen second! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
It's Ed, all the way in second! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-Yay! -Well done! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Yeah! Both second! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
So it's a draw. They both came a very respectable second. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
-Well done. -Thank you. -Congratulations. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
I've had an idea, instead of having the trophy between you, | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
why don't we have a run-off? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
-A run-off? No! No way! -No thanks. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
-All right, then. -No, it's a draw and we share the trophy. -OK. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
We can have it alternate months. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
-I'll have it first. -No, alternate weeks. -No, months. -Weeks. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
-It's like more then, isn't it? -No, weeks is stupid. Months. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
-We need to share it properly. -All right, all right... | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-Ooh! -There you go. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-We'll split in half. -Oh, dear! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
'That's one way to share it! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
'You've been watching All Over The Place!' | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
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