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Take note as we go on the UK's strangest musical road trip! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Joe goes a-rocking and a-rolling, | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
Johny sings with his bling, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Richard goes a bit Cheryl Cole, | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Lady Iain needs a scroll, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Barney squares up to Snoopy | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
and Ed goes a little loopy! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
Arghhhh! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Me and my mates all over the place! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Whatever we do is strange, but true! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-# But it turns up -# All over the place! # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
# The Songs! # | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh, mate, thank you so much for offering to help fix my car. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
To be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Here, Ed, mate, don't worry. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Where I'm from, they call me the Jeremy Clarkson of Edinburgh. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Wow, you must know a lot about cars. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Not really, I just used to have a perm | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
and enjoy shouting at cyclists but, er, anyway, how old is this thing? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
-Two years. -Two years?! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
It's done 375,000 miles, where have you been driving it? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Well, all over the place, really. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
You know, making this show we've been to 163 different locations? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, and there was that time I took it to the moon and back, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
but mostly All Over The Place. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Yeah, all I want to know, as a Scotsman, is this, | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
how far north did you go? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Oh, right, that would be, er, Storybook Glen. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
That's... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
-ELECTRONIC: -..near Aberdeen. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Your voice went a bit funny, just then. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah, yeah, that's just how things go down at... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-ELECTRONIC: -..Storybook Glen. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
# Hey, we're here near Aberdeen | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
# To check out something they tell us has got to be seen to be believed | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
# It's called Storybook Glen | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
# And it looks like we've gone and drawn the short straw again | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
# Hey, it's set in beautiful grounds And there are fairytale characters | 0:02:03 | 0:02:09 | |
# Scattered around | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
# So come on, let's check in and see | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
# Though it looks like it might be a bit babyish for me | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
# I can't believe we've been sent to Storybook Glen | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
# It's enough to drive us round the bend | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
# For goodness sake we're mature fully grown men | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
# This is the last time I agree to work with you again | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
# You again | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
# Whoa, whoa | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
# Hang on! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
# This looks pretty good | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
# I used to love the story of Red Riding Hood | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
# And check this, Humpty Dumpty, too | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
# And look, the old woman who lived in a shoe | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
# That's not bad But hot-diggedy dog! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
# It's only Fireman Sam and Wallace and Gromit | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
# Check out the Three Bears | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
# I know this is for toddlers but really, who cares? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
# Just how cool is it here in Storybook Glen | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
# Surrounded by statues of our favourite friends? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
# I know that we're both mature fully-grown men | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
# But it just makes me feel like a kid again | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
# Kid again | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
# Whoa, whoa | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
-RAPS: -Thomas the Tank Engine Mary, Mary quite contrary | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Trolls and toadstools and all kinds of fairies | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
The Owl and the Pussycat | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Even Snow White | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
# Turns out this place is a bit of all right! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
# Look | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
# It's Hansel and Gretel | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
# And Little Miss Muffet This day just keeps getting better! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
# And no way! It's Postman Pat | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
# And Snoopy, too Was he really that fat? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
# Just how cool is it here in Storybook Glen? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
# It's a place we'd heartily recommend | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
# I know that we're both mature fully-grown men | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
# But I will definitely come back here again | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
# Here again | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
# Whoa, whoa. # | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Storybook Glen. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Ed, I've found out what's wrong with your car, mate. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-Oh. -Look, you've only got two wheels. I mean, this is, this is bad! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
It's got four wheels, Iain. There's two on this side. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Oh-ho-ho, yeah. Look at that! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, there's a big hole in the back, mate. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
-That's the exhaust! -Ah. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
We do have this not entirely convincing 18th-century mannequin. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Yeah, that's a friend of Sir Francis Dashwood's | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
he built the Hellfire Caves near West Wickham. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Used to hold famous parties there. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Did someone just said PARTY?! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
# Back in the 18th century Sir Francis Dashwood | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
# Enjoyed partying with friends perhaps more than he should | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
# And so that they could enjoy their secret late-night raves | 0:05:24 | 0:05:29 | |
# He formed The Hellfire Club deep in The Hellfire Caves | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
# The caves wind underground for a quarter of a mile | 0:05:33 | 0:05:40 | |
# He'd had them excavated in an ornate style | 0:05:41 | 0:05:48 | |
-# Hellfire -Dark and secret caves carved out of the chalk | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
# To reach the deepest cave is a 12-minute walk | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
-# Hellfire -Where members of the club once could be found | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
# Partying the night away deep under the ground | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
# One member of the club Name of Paul Whitehead | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
# Had an unusual request for after he was dead | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
# He donated his heart in this little urn | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
# It really is enough to make your stomach churn | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
# They say that Whitehead's chamber | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
# Is colder than most | 0:06:33 | 0:06:39 | |
# And the caves are haunted by | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
# His heartless ghost | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
-# Hellfire -The Miner's Cave, the Steward's Cave, tunnels as well | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
# A banquet hall for dining guests each with a tale to tell | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
-# Hellfire -The tunnel forks and there's a decision to make | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
# Right if I'm good, left if not Ooh, which shall I take? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
# To reach the Inner Temple you must cross the River Styx | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
# It separates us from the underworld according to Greek myths | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
# The stalactites that hang here are beautifully displayed | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Yeah, I think you'll find they're actually man-made | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-# Hellfire -The Inner Temple is deeper than a well | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
# A church above us, heaven This cave below is hell | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
-# Hellfire -Dashwood and his posh mates partied all night long | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
# Playing cards, having fun and singing cheeky songs | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-# Hellfire -But now we know what these caves are all about... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Can anyone remember which is the way out? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
I've tried everything. But it won't... It's not going to open. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
I've tried... There's not a single thing you can do | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
to make this door open. It... | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
That is a... That's new to me. I can't believe that. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
If you help me get this fixed quickly, | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I might have a thank-you present for you. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
What would you say if I told that I could give you... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
I'd say you can't whisper, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
I've got really bad hearing. I live right beside a big bell. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh. What would you say if I told you I could give you... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
some gold? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
I'd say pull the other one, mate. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Everyone knows the only CBBC presenters paid in gold | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
are Dick and Dom. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
No, no. Honestly, I have got some. I know how to pan for it. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Yeah, I don't believe you. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I mean, maybe if you had a rap video about it, then I might believe you. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
HEAVY BEAT | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
# So here we are in Wanlockhead at a museum about mining lead | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
# But shall I tell you all the reason why we're here instead? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
# Be my guest, my rapping friend Please, go right ahead. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
# We're on the trail of a precious thing | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
# So I can add to my collection of bling | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
# Cos hidden in these hills here I've been told | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
# Are enormous quantities of purest gold | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
# Gold | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
# Looking for gold | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
# Looking for gold But we ain't gonna mine for it | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
# There's a better way of finding it | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
# Gold, I thought that gold was embedded in rock | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
# You're right, Johny But prepare for a shock | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
# Glaciers and rivers wash it out, it seems | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
# And golden flakes get transported into these streams | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
# That's why I'm wearing these rubber boots, yeah | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
# Got to be honest, Ed They really suits you | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
# The gold is hidden in the sand and grit | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
# So how exactly do we look for it? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
# Gold | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
# Looking for gold | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
# Looking for gold, right here in the Scottish streams | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
# Gonna be rich beyond our wildest dreams | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
# You gotta use this plastic pan | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
# And get a mixture of sludge and sand | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
# Gently wash the top layer off again and again | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
# If there's any gold it will be the last thing to remain | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
# It's called gold panning It's been done for years | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
# And it's not quite as easy as it first appears | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
# The best I've managed is a tiny speck | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
# That's not gonna look very clever round your neck | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
# Gold | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
# Panning for gold | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
# Panning for gold | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
# I was expecting bigger nuggets, it's true | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
# The only nugget round here is you | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
# Gold # Cos it's such a heavy metal | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
# Yeah? # Gold | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-# Cos it looks so special, yeah? -# Gold | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-# I can wear it on the telly, yeah? -# Gold | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
# Got a hole in my welly, yeah | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
SCRATCHING | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
# Gold | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
# Panning for gold | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
# Panning for gold | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
# This golden flake's all mine, all mine | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
# I think it's worth about £2.99 | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
-That's it? -That's all the gold you've got? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Yeah. It might not look like much now, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
but if I carry on panning for gold then in ten years' time, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
I'll have enough to make an earring. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
For a mouse. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
-IAIN BLOWS ON ED'S FINGER -What did you do that for? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Look, mate. Enough of this. We need to talk about big things. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
When's my songs on? The Iain songs? Some would say, the best songs? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh, not long now. Actually, I want to show you one | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
that London and I did, first, about a bus station. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
-I'm more of a car man. -So you prefer cars? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-Yes. -Not buses? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Cars, like I said? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
What if I was to show you a bus station with a car park on the top! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
I would say you were a witch! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Then I'd, sort of, calm down and be quite embarrassed, | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
but luckily, there is no such thing. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Oh, really? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
# It's the largest bus station in the UK | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
# With a thousand buses in and out each day | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
# Heading off in all directions | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
# London, Scotland, anywhere | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
# Doesn't matter where you're going | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
# There's a bus from here to take you there | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
# It's larger than your average bus stop | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
# And it's also got a multistorey car park on the top | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
# What time is our bus home due? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
# But there's so much more I want to show you | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
# Like the roof that stops passengers getting wet | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
# Is that really as good as it gets? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
# This place is great You shouldn't diss it | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
# It's just our bus is due And I don't want to miss it | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
# Seven million passengers a year | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
# It will be seven million and two once our bus gets here | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
# Here's something that'll give you a laugh | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
# A bus is shorter than an average giraffe | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
# It weighs 15 tonnes Are you impressed? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
# That's the same as five elephants More or less | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
# And three buses are the length of a blue whale | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
# What's the deal with using animals as a scale? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
# Access is good with three subways | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
# And 80 separate bus bays | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
# Single and double-deckers use it | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
# In fact, between them There's a 60/40 split | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
# Yeah, if only one of them was our bus home | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
# Feels like we've been Waiting forever | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
# You wait all day and then two arrive together | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
# Look, it's here now So stop your moaning | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
# Preston bus station | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-# Two tickets, please -Sorry - correct change only. # | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Ha-ha! Ed! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Ed, look at this! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
What sort of weirdo would wear this historical garb? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Well, you wore it, didn't you? For this song we did, coming up now? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
-What? -You know, the one about Shakespeare? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-No. -You visited Stratford-upon-Avon, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
his home town before he wrote all his plays? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
That doesn't ring a bell, so... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Hi, everyone. As you can tell from my reaction, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I clearly wasn't involved in this song. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
I certainly didn't dress up as Shakespeare's wife, | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
walk about town and get judged by tourists. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Ed? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-Don't play it. -Sorry, mate. It's too late. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
# Here we are in a rather pretty Midlands town | 0:14:44 | 0:14:50 | |
# Famous for a playwright of quite huge renown | 0:14:51 | 0:14:57 | |
# He was born back in 1564 | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
# No-one had written plays like him before | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
# Him before | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
# Him before-e-e-e | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
# He wrote tragedies | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
# Like Hamlet and Macbeth and he wrote histories | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
# Like Henry V and he was born right here | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
# Stratford, Warwickshire And his name is Shakespeare | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
# All it all, he wrote 37 plays | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
# And his wife She was called Anne Hathaway | 0:15:37 | 0:15:44 | |
# Also built a theatre down in London town | 0:15:44 | 0:15:50 | |
# Unfortunately it burned down | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
# It burned down | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
# It burned down | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
# He wrote tragedies | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
# Where everybody dies | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
# He wrote comedies | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
# With people in disguise | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
# And what is more He wrote sonnets galore - 154 | 0:16:06 | 0:16:12 | |
# Back in Tudor times when his plays were on the stage | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
# The female parts were played by boys of a very young age | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
# When poor old Will Shakespeare finally wound up dead | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
-# In his will he left his wife... -His second-best bed? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
# Tragedies | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
# His characters were cursed and he wrote histories | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
# Some of them in verse | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
# I don't like to gloat but the lines he wrote, I can easily quote | 0:16:34 | 0:16:40 | |
# Go on, then | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
# Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
# Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
# Is this a dagger which I see before me? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
# The most famous of all, To Be Or Not To Be? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
# Tragedies, the greatest playwright of all time | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
# Comedies Boy, can that dude rhyme | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
# Just let me say, many of his phrases we still use today. # | 0:17:03 | 0:17:09 | |
You've been to loads of places in the last couple of years? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-Sure have. -Met some pretty wonderful people? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I've been very privileged. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
I was just wondering what's your favourite rock'n'roll pastiche set in a Derbyshire church? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
That's a very specific question. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Just as genre I'm particularly fond of. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
It's a toughie, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
there's lots to choose from but I would probably say it was this. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
# Come on everybody Do the twisted spire | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
# It's the latest dance craze from Derbyshire | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
# All you gotta do is lean and twist | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
# It's a crazy little number and it goes like this. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
# Do the twisted spire Keep your feet on the ground | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
# Do the twisted spire Turn your body halfway round | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
# Do the twisted spire The next bit's the best | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
-# Do the twisted spire -Gently lean to the south-west | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
# It was built around the time of the Black Death | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
# And there weren't very many skilled craftsmen left | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
# It only leans over because they weren't any good | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
# They used the wrong kind of bendy wood | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
# Here's some information that will make your jaw drop | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
# The spire is literally just plonked on the top | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
# The tower and the spire are not fixed together | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
# Fingers crossed they don't get any windy weather | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-# Do the twisted spire -Feet on the ground | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-# Do the twisted spire -Body halfway round | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-# Do the twisted spire -Lean over a bit | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-# Do the twisted spire -Everyone's doing it | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
# Local legend has it that what really caused the lean | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
# Was the most beautiful maiden the spire had ever seen | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
# It twisted and it turned to get a better view | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
# It will probably straighten up if it claps eyes on you. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
# It's known throughout the world as the crooked spire | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
# And has even survived a terrible fire | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
# Some believe the twist was a deliberate design | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
# So come on everybody One more time | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
# Feet on the ground | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
# Body halfway round | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
# Do the twisted spire. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
# Lean over a bit | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
# Everyone's doing it | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
# The greatest dance there's ever been | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
# Just twist and lean | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
# Let me hear you shout | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
# Do the twisted spire | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
# Ooh, I've put my back out! # | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Ian, are we any closer to getting my car fixed? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Actually, I was just about to check the oil. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
-Yeah, it's still there. -Still a big fan of cars? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
No, I don't like them. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
They're horrible dirty things, full of oil. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
In that case, you'll probably fit in quite well at this place. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
I'll just wash this oil out my eyes, so I can see. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
You'll love this. It's performed by Richard and me, dressed as Cheryl Cole. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
I think I might just stay like this for a bit. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
# We're at the Centre for Alternative Technology | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
# Here to find ways to live ecologically | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
# This place is truly experimental | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
# With great ideas that are environmental | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
# From energy sources Both efficient and renewable | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
# To eco-living ideas that are entirely doable | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
# The people at CAT have some great suggestions | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
# So let me ask you an obvious question | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
# Wanna fight, fight, fight for this Earth | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
# The time to start living a little bit greener | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
# Let's fight, fight, | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
# It really is worth finding energy sources | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
# That are a little bit cleaner | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
# Solar power is energy idea number one | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
# Panels can collect power from the sun | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
# Idea number two is one in a million | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
# A massive wind turbine in the wind pavilion | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
# Using water flowing from a reservoir | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
# Is idea number three, it's called hydropower | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
# The whole site is run on energy that's green | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
# You can see how much on this handy touch screen | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
# Come and fight, fight Fight for this world | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
# We need to start taking responsibility | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
# Let's fight, fight Haven't you heard? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
# Check out these solutions for sustainability | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
# This eco-house gives a great demonstration | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
# Of being sustainable Like, using insulation | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
# And buying A-rated electrical stuff | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
# Which doesn't use too much power, just enough | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
# Outside is a garden that has been designed | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
# To carry out many tasks at the same time | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
# Recreation, natural habitats Fruit and veg, too | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
# There's even a space for composting | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
# Pooh! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
# Let's fight, fight Fight for this Earth | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
# Securing a world for future generations | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
# Let's fight, fight Fight for this Earth | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
# I think this toilet needs further explanation | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
# For this remarkable toilet Let me be your guide | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
# The waste is separated Then it's purified | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
# I might need that toilet a little bit later | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
# Though, I do draw the line at recycled toilet paper | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
# Fight, fight Fight for this world | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
# Let's use these ideas and I think we'll find | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
# If we fight, fight Fight for this world | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
# There'll been a better future for all humankind. # | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Unfortunately, I caught the last ten seconds of that. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
I'll never look at Cheryl Cole in the same way again. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-Well, I'll never ask you to help fix my car again. -Hey, calm down, mate. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
These things take care of themselves. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-They're sort of like babies. -Babies don't take care of themselves. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
What I meant was, I like...babies. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
They're, sort of, quite cute little things, aren't they? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Anyway, this car will be absolutely fine. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
CLANGING | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
That probably wasn't the car, so... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Anyway, we need to get this fixed. You need to take me to Blackpool, | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
so I can go on the Big One. I love rollercoasters. I lose my mind. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
I tend to lose my lunch on them. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
# I've wanted to come here since I was a nipper | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
# I'd heard about the Grand National and the Big Dipper | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
# But now that I'm here Which ride should I pick? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
# Surely every one will make you feel sick? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
# Poor old Holly Such a delicate flower | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
# Whereas I love travelling upside down at 80 miles an hour | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
# You reckon you can take a huge rollercoaster on? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
# Well, why not try this? It's called the Big One! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:23 | |
# It goes up, it goes down, around and around, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
# Way up in the sky 200-feet high | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
# It goes left, it goes right It will give you a fright | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
# Man, that looks easy No way I'll be queasy! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
# Poor old Ed He'd better watch out | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
# Those modern rollercoasters, No, they don't mess about | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
# While I'm safely down here on my own two feet | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
# I think I'll grab a tasty little something to eat | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
# I'm no way worried No, really, I'm not | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
# There's no reason to be scared of a 200-foot drop | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
# Mind you, this height is getting rather severe | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
# Oh, look, I can see my house from up here. # | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
MUSIC ABRUPTLY STOPS | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Argh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Wargh! Argh-h-h-h! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Wargh! Arg-h-h-h! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Wargh! Arg-h-h-h! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
# Ice cream or chips? Candy floss - crisps! # | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
# Burger, hot dog? Or maybe the lot. # | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Whoa. Eugh. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
How was that? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
SLURRING: # It went up, it went down Around and around | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
# 65 degree drop Thought it wouldn't stop | 0:25:54 | 0:26:00 | |
# It went high, it went low And, boy, did it go | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
-# Sounds like a winner -Yeah, well, here comes my dinner. -# | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
RETCHING | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Ha! I knew he didn't have the stomach for it! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
I think I've eaten too much. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
RETCHING | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I don't think you're cut out for rollercoasters. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
And I don't think you're cut out to be a mechanic, Iain. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
We spent that whole time trying to fix this thing. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
I just looked under the bonnet. There's no engine! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Ah. Even I know that's, sort of, erm... | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
..unconventional, so... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Hang on... | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Of course! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
How could I forget?! There never was an engine! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
This car is powered... | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
by friendship | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-and whenever one of my CBBC mates are around. -Hi! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
-Belt up, Iain. -Why, where are we going? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
To the next series. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
Do we need a satnav. Do we need a road atlas? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Roads?! Ha! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Where we're going, we don't need roads. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
BOTH: Whoa! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
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